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MousaThe142011-06-04 19:37:12

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This game's pacing sucks

My friend is letting me borrow is PS 2 so I can play Kingdom Hearts. I am tired after all these years missing out. I am always late and miss out on everything and I hate having to tune out when everyone but me in my posse is talking about Nobodies, Axel, Roxas, and whatever. I want to be involved.

But how badly do I want it? I tried this once before. The game's pacing sucks. The unskippable cutscene was painful to watch for a third time and so is having to go through this whole beginning part. I mean really, how cheesy and sad sounding can you get? Ominous Latin chanting while you stand on the stained glass images of our useless Disney Princesses? Dark little critters trying to kill you even though they look kind of adorable? A giant monster thing that's a pain to beat even though it isn't hard to fight? And of course the voiceless text that tries to sound all deep in ominous.

And to think after all this long boring stuff is done, I'll have to go through more long and boring stuff (fetch quests, training fights with that Wakka guy form F Inal Fantasy VIII, and cutscenes) that are all mandatory before Sora is subsequently thrust into the Disney world and the real game begins? Am I supposed to be used to painfully long cutscenes by now becuase I haven't played a game with any (Except arguably Tales Of Symphonia but that was fun so I let it slide.). Perhaps I need to be a Square Enix fanboy in order to appreciate the dullness. Well sucks to be you (and me) Squenix, I've ever played a Final Fantasy game in my life, it's what happens when you're born in 1992 and your first console is a friggin Nintendo64 and your first game is Banjo Kazooie(Awesome game, perhaps I should go back and play that instead of this...).

So here I am once again dark room with no rhyme, reason, or even context. I have to choose my destiny or something, which means how I'll be playing the game. Decisions decisions, do I go Tank, Fighter, or Wizard? I pick magic becuase I like ducking behind stuff and firing spells rather than getting into the grit of the action. Which means I sacrifice the power becuase sacrificing the shield is stupid. Why would a Squishy Wizard give up defense? I mean you could be a Magic Knight but you wouldn't last and being a Glass Cannon ain't useful.

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SomeColorMage Since: Dec, 1969
Jun 4th 2011 at 6:30:48 PM
The answers from those questions don't determine difficulty, they determine the levelling curve. Getting night means the earlier levels need more experience, but overall less is required to reach higher levels. It is still completely stupid.
angelistoftenshi Since: Dec, 1969
PataHikari Since: Dec, 1969
Jun 4th 2011 at 10:23:03 PM
My friend said it's not normally not hard but becuase my decision made the "Hard game" It's difficult to win against him now.

Your friend is wrong.
suspiciouscookie Since: Dec, 1969
Jun 5th 2011 at 4:08:09 AM
Woop, FFXIII/FFX mixup.

That'd be Riku with one k...
218.185.9.242 Since: Dec, 1969
Jun 5th 2011 at 6:40:02 PM
Looks like I mixed up FFXIII and FFVIII in telling you about your mixup. All power to me.
ManwiththePlan Since: Dec, 1969
Jun 6th 2011 at 12:46:26 PM
OK, they have some similarities, but seriously comparing Riku to Sasuke is an insult. -_-
MousaThe14 Since: Dec, 1969
Jun 6th 2011 at 3:52:21 PM
Until I play the game through in it's entirety, Riku will always be another Draco Inleather Pants induced Sasuke clone to me.
209.226.36.10 Since: Dec, 1969
Jun 15th 2011 at 10:58:01 AM
...Wow, you're a bit of an idiot. Have you played an RPG...ever?

I mean, you complained about things not making sense IN A DREAM. You then proceed to make the game as difficult for yourself as physically possible, perfectly aware of this fact, then complain about things being too hard.

Not to mention you seem to believe you're an expert on FF games based off of Spoony's reviews. Reviews that Spoony's admitted, are really for entertainment value only.

Finally, PLEASE do at least five minutes of casual research before you write a liveblog. Riku's name is written on the freaking game box, there's no excuse.

MousaThe14 Since: Dec, 1969
Jun 17th 2011 at 3:09:54 PM
I never said I was an expert, I said I didn't know anything about the games and had no opinion on them. Even I know his reviews are utter entertainment. I'm not stupid like most people I know all those guys on TGWTG.com are entirely for entertainment value. You shouldn't misconstrue people like that. Sounds like someone's just angry.

Do you need a hug?
BonsaiForest Since: Dec, 1969
Nov 20th 2014 at 12:01:41 PM
I always hated how Riku had a lot of fangirls simply because he's good looking and tough. He's an asshole, and a tool. I never liked him.
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