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* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever gotten to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version with ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
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* SpiritualLicensee: SpiritualAdaptation: The show is considered the closest we've ever gotten to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version with ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
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** Thad having a depraved coach's used condom stuffed into his mouth and held captive.
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** Thad having a depraved coach's hiding Alex's used condom stuffed into in his mouth and held captive.to keep it from the deranged BMS fan who wanted to use it to impregnate his daughter.
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* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever gotten to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version with ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
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* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever gotten to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version with ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.glory.
* {{Squick}}:
** Thad eating Oreos -- the same Oreos that he forced Alex, Sammy and Craig to carry between their buttocks while also having them run from end zone to end zone in nothing but jockstraps and oreos.
** Thad having a depraved coach's used condom stuffed into his mouth and held captive.
** Thad's "oil change". The entire team's cringe reactions to the demonstration says it all.
* {{Squick}}:
** Thad eating Oreos -- the same Oreos that he forced Alex, Sammy and Craig to carry between their buttocks while also having them run from end zone to end zone in nothing but jockstraps and oreos.
** Thad having a depraved coach's used condom stuffed into his mouth and held captive.
** Thad's "oil change". The entire team's cringe reactions to the demonstration says it all.
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* HoYay: Alex and Sammy occasionally have their moments, as does Alex with Thad, mixed with a dash of FoeYay. Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Although in the last case, it was to keep a creepy stalker from impregnating his daughter with said spunk and forcing Alex to be his son-in-law. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay and HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
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* HoYay: Alex and Sammy occasionally have their moments, as does Alex with Thad, mixed with a dash of FoeYay.Thad. Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Although in the last case, it was to keep a creepy stalker from impregnating his daughter with said spunk and forcing Alex to be his son-in-law. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay and HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
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** Alex receiving a handjob from his professor's elderly mother and the rest of the team getting in on the action to blackmail said professor into giving them a passing grade. In that same episode, there's also Sammy's extremely inconvenient injury.
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** Alex receiving receives a handjob from his professor's elderly mother and the rest of the team getting gets in on the action to blackmail said professor into giving them a passing grade. In that same episode, there's also Sammy's extremely extremely... inconvenient injury.
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* HarsherInHindsight: The reference to Joe Paterno holding the record for wins by a Division I coach became this '''very quickly''' due to the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal.[[note]]Sandusky was a former assistant coach on Paterno's Penn State staff who was charged with dozens of counts of child sexual abuse. Paterno was accused of covering up Sandusky's actions, or at the very least, not promptly informing the authorities.[[/note]] A week after Paterno broke the record, he was fired by Penn State as a result of the scandal, and he died of cancer shortly afterwards.
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* HarsherInHindsight: The reference to Joe Paterno holding the record for wins by a Division I coach became this '''very quickly''' due to the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal.[[note]]Sandusky was a former assistant coach on Paterno's Penn State staff who was charged with dozens of counts of child sexual abuse. Paterno was accused of covering up Sandusky's actions, or at the very least, not promptly informing the authorities.[[/note]] A week after Paterno broke the record, he was fired by Penn State as a result of the scandal, and he died of cancer shortly afterwards.afterward.
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** Travis, the starting QB in Season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, better known nowadays as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Green Arrow]].
** Alex and Thad try to recruit [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Alex Summers/Havok]] in Season 1.
* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever got to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version with ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
** Alex and Thad try to recruit [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Alex Summers/Havok]] in Season 1.
* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever got to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version with ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
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** Travis, the starting QB in Season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, Creator/StephenAmell, better known nowadays as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Green Arrow]].
** Matt Parker, aka Golden Arm, the player Alex and Thad try to recruit in Season 1, is played by Creator/LucasTill, who would go on to play [[Film/XMenFilmSeries AlexSummers/Havok]] in Season 1.
Summers/Havok]].
** Creator/AnnieMurphy, who hit fame with the role of Alexis Rose on ''Series/SchittsCreek'', played a bit character named Jill for two episodes.
* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've evergot gotten to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version with ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
** Matt Parker, aka Golden Arm, the player Alex and Thad try to recruit in Season 1, is played by Creator/LucasTill, who would go on to play [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Alex
** Creator/AnnieMurphy, who hit fame with the role of Alexis Rose on ''Series/SchittsCreek'', played a bit character named Jill for two episodes.
* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever
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* HoYay: Alex and Sammy occasionally have their moments, as does Alex with Thad, mixed with a dash of FoeYay. Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay and HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
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* HoYay: Alex and Sammy occasionally have their moments, as does Alex with Thad, mixed with a dash of FoeYay. Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Although in the last case, it was to keep a creepy stalker from impregnating his daughter with said spunk and forcing Alex to be his son-in-law. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay and HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
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** Many of Thad's AxCrazy tendencies qualify, scuh as injecting himself with rabies.
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** Many of Thad's AxCrazy tendencies qualify, scuh such as injecting himself with rabies.
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* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Concerning Thad's sexual orientation. GayBravado or ArmoredClosetGay?
** AmbiguouslyBi could also be an option.
** It may be that Alex is his ClosetKey. But inconveniently Alex is [[IncompatibleOrientation straight]].
** AmbiguouslyBi could also be an option.
** It may be that Alex is his ClosetKey. But inconveniently Alex is [[IncompatibleOrientation straight]].
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* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Concerning Thad's sexual orientation. GayBravado or ArmoredClosetGay?
**ArmoredClosetGay? AmbiguouslyBi could also be an option.
** Itoption. Or it may be that Alex is his ClosetKey. But ClosetKey (but inconveniently Alex is [[IncompatibleOrientation straight]].straight]]).
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* HarsherInHindsight: The reference to Joe Paterno holding the record for wins by a Division I coach became this '''very quickly''' due to the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal. [[note]]Sandusky was a former assistant coach on Paterno's Penn State staff who was charged with dozens of counts of child sexual abuse. Paterno was accused of covering up Sandusky's actions, or at the very least, not promptly informing the authorities.[[/note]] A week after Paterno broke the record, he was fired by Penn State as a result of the scandal, and he died of cancer shortly afterwards.
* HoYay: Alex and Sammy occasionally have their moments, as does Alex with Thad, mixed with a dash of FoeYay.
** Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay and HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
* RetroactiveRecognition: Travis, the starting QB in Season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, better known nowadays as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Green Arrow]].
* HoYay: Alex and Sammy occasionally have their moments, as does Alex with Thad, mixed with a dash of FoeYay.
** Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay and HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
* RetroactiveRecognition: Travis, the starting QB in Season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, better known nowadays as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Green Arrow]].
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* HarsherInHindsight: The reference to Joe Paterno holding the record for wins by a Division I coach became this '''very quickly''' due to the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal. [[note]]Sandusky was a former assistant coach on Paterno's Penn State staff who was charged with dozens of counts of child sexual abuse. Paterno was accused of covering up Sandusky's actions, or at the very least, not promptly informing the authorities.[[/note]] A week after Paterno broke the record, he was fired by Penn State as a result of the scandal, and he died of cancer shortly afterwards.
* HoYay: Alex and Sammy occasionally have their moments, as does Alex with Thad, mixed with a dash ofFoeYay.
**FoeYay. Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay and HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
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** Travis, the starting QB in Season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, better known nowadays as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Green Arrow]].
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** Many of Thad's AxCrazy tendencies qualify, scuh as injecting himself with rabies.
* EnsembleDarkhorse: Thad is the most popular character in the series due to his LargeHam tendencies and AxCrazy hilarity.
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* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever got to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version, ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS,) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
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* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever got to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version, version with ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS,) CBS) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
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* CrossesTheLineTwiceCrossesTheLineTwice: So, so much.
** Alex receiving a handjob from his professor's elderly mother and the rest of the team getting in on the action to blackmail said professor into giving them a passing grade. In that same episode, there's also Sammy's extremely inconvenient injury.
** Alex receiving a handjob from his professor's elderly mother and the rest of the team getting in on the action to blackmail said professor into giving them a passing grade. In that same episode, there's also Sammy's extremely inconvenient injury.
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** Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay / HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
* RetroactiveRecognition: Travis, the starting QB in season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, better known as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Arrow]].
** Alex and Thad try to recruit [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Alex Summers/Havok]] in season one.
* RetroactiveRecognition: Travis, the starting QB in season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, better known as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Arrow]].
** Alex and Thad try to recruit [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Alex Summers/Havok]] in season one.
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** Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay / and HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
* RetroactiveRecognition: Travis, the starting QB inseason Season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, better known nowadays as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Arrow]].
Queen/Green Arrow]].
** Alex and Thad try to recruit [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Alex Summers/Havok]] inseason one.Season 1.
* RetroactiveRecognition: Travis, the starting QB in
** Alex and Thad try to recruit [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Alex Summers/Havok]] in
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* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever got to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version, ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS,) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
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* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever got to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version, ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS,) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever got to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version, ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS,) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
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** Alex and Thad try to recruit [[Film/XMen Alex Summers/Havok]] in season one.
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* RetroactiveRecognition: Travis, the starting QB in season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, better known as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Arrow]].
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* RetroactiveRecognition: Travis, the starting QB in season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, better known as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Arrow]].Queen/Arrow]].
** Alex and Thad try to recruit [[Film/XMen Alex Summers/Havok]] in season one.
** Alex and Thad try to recruit [[Film/XMen Alex Summers/Havok]] in season one.
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* HarsherInHindsight: The reference to Joe Paterno holding the record for wins by a Division I coach became this '''very quickly''' due to the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal. [[note]]Sandusky was a former assistant coach on Paterno's Penn State staff who was charged with dozens of counts of child sexual abuse. Paterno was accused of covering up Sandusky's actions.[[/note]] A week after Paterno broke the record, he was fired by Penn State as a result of the scandal, and he died shortly afterwards.
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* HarsherInHindsight: The reference to Joe Paterno holding the record for wins by a Division I coach became this '''very quickly''' due to the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal. [[note]]Sandusky was a former assistant coach on Paterno's Penn State staff who was charged with dozens of counts of child sexual abuse. Paterno was accused of covering up Sandusky's actions.actions, or at the very least, not promptly informing the authorities.[[/note]] A week after Paterno broke the record, he was fired by Penn State as a result of the scandal, and he died of cancer shortly afterwards.
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* SpiritualLicensee: The show is considered the closest we've ever got to an actual ''Film/AnimalHouse'' series. There was in fact a series based on ''Animal House'' back when it first premiered (technically ''three,'' as back in the day, each of the three major networks at the time did their own version, ''Delta House'' on ABC, ''Brothers and Sisters'' on NBC, and ''Co-ed Fever'' on CBS,) but it wasn't until ''BMS'' that TV standards relaxed enough to show an ''Animal House'' series in all its depraved glory.
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** Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay / HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
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** Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay / HomoeroticSubtext going on there!there!
* RetroactiveRecognition: Travis, the starting QB in season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, better known as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Arrow]].
* RetroactiveRecognition: Travis, the starting QB in season 1, is played by Stephen Amell, better known as [[{{Series/Arrow}} Oliver Queen/Arrow]].
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* AlternativeCharacrerInterpretation: Concerning Thad's sexual orientation. GayBravado or ArmoredClosetGay?
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* HarsherInHindsight: The reference to Joe Paterno holding the record for wins by a Division I coach became this '''very quickly''' due to the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal. [[note]]Sandusky was a former assistant coach on Paterno's Penn State staff who was charged with dozens of counts of child sexual abuse. Paterno was accused of covering up Sandusky's actions.[[/note]] A week after Paterno broke the record, he was fired by Penn State as a result of the scandal, and he died shortly afterwards.
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** It may be that Alex is his ClosetKey. But inconveniently Alex is [[IncompatibleOrientation straight]].
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* HoYay: Alex and Sammy occasionally have their moments, as does Alex with Thad, mixed with a dash of FoeYay.FoeYay.
** Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay / HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
** Thad has a definite fascination with Alex's genitals, becomes extremely upset when Alex will not pat him on the ass and swallows a used condom full of Alex's spunk. Yeah, ''definitely'' some HoYay / HomoeroticSubtext going on there!
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** AmbiguouslyBi could also be an option.
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* DesignatedHero: Most of the team can qualify, generally in being lazy, perverted, drug-addicted slobs and {{Jerk Ass}}es. It's PlayedForLaughs of course.
* HoYay: Alex and Sammy occasionally have their moments, as does Alex with Thad, mixed with a dash of FoeYay.
* HoYay: Alex and Sammy occasionally have their moments, as does Alex with Thad, mixed with a dash of FoeYay.
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* FamilyUnfriendlyAesop -- Remember kids: you can work hard and study for your midterms...but it is easier and more rewarding to goof off and later threaten your professor for a passing grade!
** Don't forget: Only losers stay sober and drug-free for three days, especially after being warned about a drug test. It's much easier to pay off various people to give you "clean" bags of piss, perform an [[{{Squick}} "oil change"]] and get the same result!
** Don't forget: Only losers stay sober and drug-free for three days, especially after being warned about a drug test. It's much easier to pay off various people to give you "clean" bags of piss, perform an [[{{Squick}} "oil change"]] and get the same result!
