History WhatAnIdiot / SuperMarioLogan

** '''As a result''': Mario is forced to tell the truth, only to end up [[LaserGuidedKarma getting arrested and accused of rape, child abuse, and vehicular assault, becoming a felon and a registered sex offender, having his driver's license suspended, and getting humiliated in the media]]. On top of that, Jeffy is invited to a tabloid talk show, explaining to the host about how he allegedly got "raped".

** '''You'd Expect:''' Brooklyn to flat-out refuse and leave. There's no telling if Hansel is a reliable spender,let alone if he'll return the credit card.

** '''You'd Expect''': Shrek would eat his [=McDonald's=] food first, ''then'' go to the fridge to get cheesecake for dessert.
** '''Instead''': Shrek outright [[TooDumbToLive LEAVES his McDonald's meal unguarded]] to get cheesecake from the fridge.
** '''As a result''': Skittles comes by and [[LaserGuidedKarma devours all of Shrek's food while it is unguarded]]. [[NeverMyFault Shrek however still is mad at Skittles for doing this.]]

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* ''Merry Happy Christmas!'': After Joseph has no one to spend with on Christmas due to his mother's death and run-down, pitch black house, Junior invites him into his house, where he grants Joseph's wish of seeing snow -- by pouring down packed peanuts from the balcony -- and has Atso serving as Santa. While Atso munches on his Chips Ahoy! cookies, Joseph tells him that he wants his mother back.
** '''You'd Expect:''' Atso to try and get Joseph's mom back, or at least find a replacement/foster mom.
** '''Instead:''' Atso continues eating his cookies, and fails to listen to Joseph.
** '''As a result:''' Joseph gets a robot monkey.

** '''As A Result:''' Hansel oes on a shopping spree that leaves poor Brooklyn with a whopping debt. Worse, Mr. Goodman's credit card company- his only hope of cancelling the purchases- is on strike thank to Goodman's greed. It's only after Marvin reminds him of [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling Jonathan]]'s hacking skills does Brooklyn ''finally'' catch a break.

When looking at these characters and their complete inability to make good or sensible decisions, it should really come as no surprise that so many of the situations they get themselves into usually turn out for the worse.

When looking at these characters and their inability to make good or sensible decisions, it should really come as no surprise that so many of the situations they get themselves in usually turn out for the worse.

Oh, where to start?

** '''As a result''': [[LaserGuidedKarma Chef Pee Pee is tortured when Junior uses a voodoo doll]] (not knowing it's actually working, granted) [[spoiler:and ultimately gets sent into space.]]

* ''AmeriKEN!'': Brooklyn Guy finds out that Ken was made in China, and doesn’t have any U.S. citizenship papers, so he has to deport him unless Cody admits that Ken is a doll.

* ''The Bird!'': Shrek gets himself a Big Mac, some Chicken McNuggets and French fries from [=McDonald's=] but he naturally thinks that it isn't complete without [[TrademarkFavoriteFood cheesecake]].

** '''Instead''': Junior misspells the restaurant's name as [[RougeAnglesofSatin "Bone Apple Titty"]], and incorrectly remembers the slogan as "Welcome to Bone Apple Titty, where we beat our meat and give your face a treat!"

** '''You'd Then Expect''': Cody to simply use the restaurant's bathroom. Junior even suggests he do this.

** '''Instead''': Junior misspells the restaurant's name as [[RougeAnglesofSatin "Bone Apple Titty"]], and incorrectly remembers the slogan as "Welcome to Bone Apple Titty, where we [[ADateWithRosiePalms beat our meat]] and give your face a treat!"

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* ''Bowser Junior's Bad News!’’: Junior annoys Chef Pee Pee by playing with his "Mechazoid" toy while Pee Pee is cooking [[PottyEmergency but he then realizes he has to use the bathroom]].

* ''Chef Pee Pee's Restaurant!’’: Chef Pee Pee decides to run a restaurant called "Bon Appetit" out of their house, and has Junior put up the sign, as well as greeting customers and telling them their slogan.

** '''As a result''': Bowser believes that his piggy bank has turned into a real pig, and calls Brooklyn T. Guy over this. The latter decides to break the news out to the public, causing a media outbreak and panic with stores recalling their piggy banks due to fear of them turning into real pigs. After Brooklyn T. Guy searches the apartment for a trail of piggy banks and finds the broken piggy bank in the pantry, he decides to arrest Bowser due to lying to him and causing a national-span outbreak just over a broken piggy bank, and Junior realizes that he has to tell the truth. Junior then nervously goes to tell the truth, [[spoiler:only for him to blame it on Cody's mom. This results in Cody getting a lot of unwanted attention over the sudden transformation.]]

* ''Bowser's House Fire!'': Chef Pee Pee gives Junior a candle so he can admire the fire, as Junior wanted to play with fire initially after watching an episode of ''Doofy the Dragon''. Junior goes to his room and puts the candle on his bed as he stares at it, then Bowser calls for Junior if he wants to go to UsefulNotes/McDonalds. Junior happily accepts.

** '''As a result:''' His bed gets caught on fire and their house burns down.

* ''Finders Keepers!’’: Cody, Junior and Joseph are in the playroom, and Junior suggests that they play catch.

* ''Bowser Junior Almost Goes To Sleep Forever!’’: Joseph and Cody visit Junior's house, where Cody presents them with Jolly Ranchers. After Junior and Joseph state their approval, Cody offers them another Jolly Rancher.

* ''Cody's Accident!'': Junior and his friends are bored and decide to have a tea party. Cody then goes to the kitchen and asks Chef Pee Pee to make tea. He then tells him to get a teapot from the kitchen cabinet, which Cody does...until he accidentally drops the teapot and knocks out Chef Pee Pee with it, to his panic.

** '''Instead:''' Jeffy denies it, and believes that he just painted the egg.

** '''Instead:''' [[spoiler:Being Jeffy, he wishes that he had the golden egg, despite ''already'' having it, thus making the wish useless.]]
** '''As a result:''' [[spoiler:Everyone else [[MassOhCrap is shocked when they find out that Jeffy wasted the wish]], and they beat up Jeffy to death.]]

** '''Instead:''' Jeffy constantly tells Rosalina that he's dead and that Mario ran over him, frustrating Mario, and thus forcing him to tell the truth to Rosalina.
** '''As a result:''' Rosalina breaks down in tears and tries to call the cops, only for Mario to tie her up and tape her mouth shut.

* ''The Gun!'': Brooklyn T. Guy hosts a press conference at the playground, about the murder of 15 children at the playground, and Junior and his friends are watching it on TV.

** '''Instead''': Brooklyn doesn't look around, and claims that the police look for the gun at the playground and match the fingerprints to the murderer.
** '''As a result''': Junior and his friends [[WhamShot believe they found a murder weapon]].

** '''You'd Expect''': Brooklyn to dismiss him, considering that no piggy banks can ever turn into pigs.
** '''Instead''': Brooklyn is too stupid to realize it isn't true and calls it big news, and decides to call the press over this.

** '''As a result''': Junior accuses his friends, Ken, Chef Pee Pee and Bowser of stealing the package, and nearly kills Chef Pee Pee, stabs Bowser to death and beats up Joseph and Ken because of this.

* ''Jeffy Goes To The Zoo!'': After Jeffy got inside the enclosure of Harambe the gorilla and indirectly caused Harambe's death, a mass media outbreak occurs over Harambe's death, and everyone blames Mario for bad parenting. Back at their house, Mario tells their tour guide, Brooklyn T. Guy, that he should've shot Harambe with a tranquilizer. Brooklyn says if he had done so, Harambe would've gotten pissed off and killed Jeffy, and tells Mario to stay out of the spotlight. After talking with Rosalina, Mario decides to come out and speak about the situation and state that it's the zoo's fault for not having warning signs or a proper enclosure or infrastructure for Harambe, then he mentions Jeffy at the end of his interview.

** '''Luckily''': [[spoiler:Mario later whips his dick out on live TV.]]

** '''As a result''': A massive media outbreak occurs over Harambe's death, and everyone -- even ''Bowser'' -- completely believes that Mario is [[DesignatedVillain a bad parent]], despite Mario trying to admit that it was the zoo's fault for not having infrastructure and proper enclosure to prevent people from sneaking in the exhibit.

** '''However''': It is eventually revealed this [[spoiler:wasn't Brooklyn T. Guy, but his identical twin brother, Does Bad Things Guy, who, being a bad person, might have ''intentionally'' wanted to get his patients sick with the flu by putting tap water in the flu shot ''on purpose''.]]
* ''Locked Out'': Jeffy locks Mario out of his house, and Mario tries to get in in through the open window with a ladder when Jeffy locks the front and back doors and closes the garage door. Just as he gets to the top, Jeffy closes the window. When Mario climbs back down the ladder, Brooklyn, as a police officer, asks Mario what he's doing. Mario explains to him that he's trying to get back in his house after Jeffy locked him out.

* ''The Secret Door!’’: [[spoiler:Seven months ago in October 2016, Brooklyn needed a vacation from working over 30 different jobs. Only those jobs won't do themselves. Someone had to take his place.]]

** '''Instead:''' [[spoiler:He ''somehow'' thought it was a good idea to hire [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Does Bad]] [[MeaningfulName Things Guy]], his ''only'' identical twin. As his name implies, he does bad things. In Brooklyn's defense, he thought the bad things his brother does was something small like stealing, but it's still an unwise decision that, in the long run, not only just got about 26 people murdered, but also ''almost'' got Mario, Rosalina and Jeffy killed.]]

** '''As a result:''' When Brooklyn picks up Jeffy's brain, he slips it onto the brain bin, thus losing it.

* ''Chef Pee Pee's New Job!’’: Brooklyn Guy receives a call from Junior claiming that Chef Pee Pee is killing people (when he's actually chopping onions) and comes to the house. Upon answering the door, he sees Chef Pee Pee holding a knife and believes he's ''really'' killing people but Chef Pee Pee insists otherwise.

* ''Jeffy Gets a Job!’’: Brooklyn works as the manager of Jimmy John's, when he notices that $5.00 is missing from the cash register. He asks Tommy, one of his employees, who stole $5.00, and Tommy points at Savannah, who clearly has the missing $5.00 hanging from her apron.

** '''The Result''': Jeffy makes yet ''another'' mess in the kitchen by sticking slices of bread all around the stovetop and cupboards with peanut butter and jelly, [[BerserkButton upsetting Chef Pee Pee]].

** '''As a result''': Mario loses his temper and admits he lied about the thousand dollars. An irritated Jeffy then goes into a [[ClusterFBomb foul-mouthed rant]] and forces him to pay him the thousand dollars anyway.

** '''Even Worse:''' Mario [[NeverMyFault blames Jeffy for all 3 times he got arrested]] even though he was the one who didn't let Jeffy sleep.

** '''Additionally:''' Cody blames Junior and Joseph for sending Ken to the moon even though he was the one that left Ken unguarded.

** '''Additionally:''' Just as he places the bottle on the couch, Rosalina [[LampshadeHanging points out the certainty of him watching Goodman's stuff ending up in failure]]. Mario reassures her that he won't let anything bad happen to it.

* ''Black Yoshi's Call of Duty Loan!’’: After [[CallBack seeing a commercial for]] [[VideoGame/CallOfDuty Call of Duty: Black Ops IIII]], Mario [[HumanMail receives Black Yoshi in the mail]], who naturally wants the game.

** ''Afterward'': Mario refuses to buy him the game and makes it clear he will never buy him another Call of Duty game again because he's sick of this.

** '''Instead''': Toadette gets distracted by cool Cody and calls him cool, despite Junior's warnings. She even winds up getting wooed by Cody after hearing his guitar song.

** '''You'd Expect''': Wendy to listen and realize that Junior may be right and wash off the spot on the plate.
** '''Instead''': Wendy snaps, and [[WhamShot starts smashing the dishes]].
** '''As a result''': The rest of the Koopalings start making a big mess by smashing the tables. And not only that, but what better way to end the fiasco than Wendy ''cutting the couch with a chainsaw''. [[spoiler:When Goodman finds out, he evicts Mario and Bowser from the apartment.]]

** '''Instead''': Jeffy jumps inside the enclosure when Mario, Brooklyn T. Guy and even ''the camera'' are not looking, getting caught by Harambe who starts throwing him around.

* ''Jeffy Wins The Lottery'': Jeffy sees the winning lottery numbers for a hundred million dollars on television. He later goes outside and finds a lottery ticket.

** '''Instead''': He dismmisses it as a useless piece of paper.

** '''You'd Than Expect''': Jeffy would show the ticket to Mario and Rosalina.
** '''Instead''': He takes the ticket and cashes it in himself without consulting them. On top of that, he doesn't want to pay taxes so he claims a hundred million dollars worth of bouncy balls.

** '''Instead:''' Joseph tries to make the campfire.

* ''Jeffy Wins The Lottery'': Hansel finds a lottery ticket.

** '''As A Result:''' He and Rosalina get sprayed in the eyes twice with cleaning chemicals, Jeffy accidentally starts a fire when trying to make chicken nuggets for dinner, Brooklyn Guy assumes that he and Rosalina are junkies and that they're high on cleaning chemicals, and Mario gets arrested 3 times in the same day.

** '''As a result''': Jeffy hears this word [[VerbalTic and starts repeatedly saying it]], despite Mario's warnings, causing a black man at Walmart to blame him for saying the word and beat him up.
** '''Additionally''': When Jeffy continues to say the word, [[WhamShot Mario snaps and starts spanking him]]. This causes a whole new threat, [[CosmicPlaything both for him]] [[FanonDiscontinuity and the fans]], having Mario being cruelly and harshly tortured beyond his usual ButtMonkey status, to the point where he gets considered a felon and has [[NiceGirl Rosalina]], of all people, tell him off. [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption Mario's multiple attempts to tell the truth fail.]]

* ''Bowser Junior Gets Rabies!'': Joseph throws his new ball high enough for it to land behind a fence, and he, Cody and Junior go to investigate, where Junior meets a squirrel.
** '''You'd Expect''': Junior would discover the squirrel has rabies and eventually leave it alone.
** '''Instead''': He tries petting the squirrel despite Cody's warnings, causing it to bite his arm.
** '''As a result''': Junior gets rabies from the squirrel, and starts having NonSequitur hallucinations before he [[AxCrazy eventually turns rabid]].

** '''You'd expect''': Junior to obey Cody, especially considering the stuff that Joseph asked for may be more expensive to buy.

* ''Evil Chef Pee Pee!'': After watching a prank video, Junior and his friends decide to´prank Chef Pee Pee by throwing a water balloon on him, but when Junior and Joseph decide to freeze the water balloon and hit Pee Pee with it, Cody points out that if they hit him with a frozen water balloon, Chef Pee Pee could get seriously injured, knocked unconscious or even killed.

** '''Instead''': He brings back to the asteroid that caused the KT extinction event, unaware that it could kill him and all life on Earth.

** '''As a result:''' Chef Pee Pee ends up with third-degree burns all over his body and since he has no insurance either, the bills are raised up to $125,000, thus leaving Cody to scold Junior.

** '''As a result:''' [[HereWeGoAgain Junior gets all his bones in his body broken, and Cody and Joseph decide to make cookies for raise fund for Junior.]]

* ''Finders Keepers!’’: Cody accidentally breaks Bowser Junior's window during a game of catch and they decide to look for the baseball in the yard. Instead, they find three stacks of money worth $10,000 apiece. Unlike Junior and Joseph, Cody isn't nearly so eager to claim the money and points out they don't know where it came from, suggesting they take it to the police who can return it to its rightful owner.

** '''As A Result:''' When Goodman returns to get his gold back, he isn't happy with Mario for what he did and threatens to take his belongings and have him arrested if he can't cough up the missing bar, forcing Mario to sell his "drip" to save his hide and have everything [[StatusQuoIsGod go back to normal.]] And considering the above-mentioned threats, Mario's ''very'' lucky that Goodman only threatened legal action and even [[PetTheDog vouched for him in front of Officer Brooklyn T. Guy.]]

* ''Rich Mario!''!: The IRS are launching a raid on [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Mr. Goodman]]'s house, so he entrusts Mario with his gold bars and warns him not to touch any of them:
** '''You'd Expect:''' Mario to watch over the bars and not touch them; after all, the ''many'' house payment-related threats Goodman made to him in the past should be a clear indicator that he absolutely ''cannot'' mess with him, let alone his money or gold.\\
** '''Instead:''' Mario gets the bright idea to sell one of them to the Loan Dolphin, and he manages to earn a half a million of dollars that he uses to buy new clothes and even an new girlfriend when Rosalina leaves in protest.\\

** As A Result:''' When Goodman returns to get his gold back, he isn't happy with Mario for what he did and threatens to take his belongings and have him arrested if he can't cough up the missing bar, forcing Mario to sell his "drip" to save his hide and have everything [[StatusQuoIsGod go back to normal.]] And considering the above-mentioned threats, Mario's ''very'' lucky that Goodman only threatened legal action and even [[PetTheDog vouched for him in front of Officer Brooklyn T. Guy.]]