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* DatingServiceDisaster: In Arma 3 Bullshittery (part 5), Cyanide was sent to rescue Sophia Miacova, but he discovers that it's actually [[spoiler: a guy with an effeminate voice, who [[DisappropriateRetribution Cyanide promptly shoots]].]]
** "'''[[LampshadeHanging I WAS CATFISHED!]]'''"
** "'''[[LampshadeHanging I WAS CATFISHED!]]'''"
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* FlatWhat: Womble's reaction to someone sticking a mine detector in his face in Arma 3 Bullshittery (part 5).
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* DreadfulMusician: Cyanide has an absolutely wretched singing voice. Not that it stops his singing from being absolutely hilarious, mind you.
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* MacrossMissileMassacre: Cyanide's [[CoolStarship ZF Hunter Class - Hunter]] in ''VideoGame/SpaceEngineers'' has ''[[SpaceIsAnOcean broadside arrays of rocket launchers on both sides]]'', combined with RammingAlwaysWorks, [[CurbStompBattle he makes short work of both Soviet's]] ''Archer'' and Poro's small fighter.
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* LethalChef: A variant occurs with Womble when he attempted to make a banana and mango smoothie using a liquidizer he got but he put a giant chunk of clumped together ice cubes instead of individual ice cubes, [[StuffBlowingUp and thus...]]
-->'''Womble:''' Erhm... My vision kind of went white with a sort of mango'y tint and... And now... After that... [[CoveredInGunge my kitchen is pretty much laminated in a thin layer of banana and mango smoothie]].
* MacrossMissileMassacre: Cyanide's [[CoolStarship ZF Hunter Class - Hunter]] in ''VideoGame/SpaceEngineers'' has ''[[SpaceIsAnOcean broadside arrays of rocket launchers on bothsides]]'', combined sides]]''. Combined with RammingAlwaysWorks, [[CurbStompBattle he makes short work of both Soviet's]] ''Archer'' and Poro's small fighter.
-->'''Womble:''' Erhm... My vision kind of went white with a sort of mango'y tint and... And now... After that... [[CoveredInGunge my kitchen is pretty much laminated in a thin layer of banana and mango smoothie]].
* MacrossMissileMassacre: Cyanide's [[CoolStarship ZF Hunter Class - Hunter]] in ''VideoGame/SpaceEngineers'' has ''[[SpaceIsAnOcean broadside arrays of rocket launchers on both
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-->'''[=SovietWomble=]:''' Oh fuck you. ''(guns him down)''
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* MultiNationalTeam: The trope is invoked in a "SWAT 4 Bullshittery" clip where each of the four players come from different countries (Womble - United Kingdom, Cyanide - India[[note]]living in Singapore[[/note]], Gambit - Germany, Phoenix - United States). [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder Does nothing to stop them from tasing each other]] [[ItAmusedMe for the hell of it]].
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* MacrossMissileMassacre: Cyanide's [[CoolStarship ZF Hunter Class - Hunter]] in ''VideoGame/SpaceEngineers'' has ''[[SpaceIsAnOcean broadside arrays of rocket launchers on both sides]]'', combined with RammingAlwaysWorks, [[CurbStompBattle he makes short work of both Soviet's]] ''Archer'' and Poro's small fighter.
* MultiNationalTeam: The trope is invoked in a "SWAT 4 Bullshittery" clip where each of the four players come from different countries (Womble - United Kingdom, Cyanide - India[[note]]living in Singapore[[/note]], Gambit - Germany, Phoenix - United States). [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder Does nothing to stop them from tasing each other]] [[ItAmusedMe for the hell of it]]. It's supposed to represent world politics, Germany's harassing India, the U.K tries to calm things down then the U.S. barges in exclaiming "You're all my bitches!".
* MultiNationalTeam: The trope is invoked in a "SWAT 4 Bullshittery" clip where each of the four players come from different countries (Womble - United Kingdom, Cyanide - India[[note]]living in Singapore[[/note]], Gambit - Germany, Phoenix - United States). [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder Does nothing to stop them from tasing each other]] [[ItAmusedMe for the hell of it]]. It's supposed to represent world politics, Germany's harassing India, the U.K tries to calm things down then the U.S. barges in exclaiming "You're all my bitches!".
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-->'''Womble''' [talking about the Able Gamers charity]: And you too can help someone who would normally not be able to [[YourMom claim they've slept with someone's mum over]] ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty''. And by the way; when we mean handicapped, we don't mean physically handicapped, we don't mean Cyanide here. Cyanide's perfectly capable of using the controller in front of him.
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-->'''Womble''' [talking about the Able Gamers charity]: And those of you sitting watching the stream, you too can help someone who would normally not be able to [[YourMom claim they've slept with someone's mum over]] ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty''. And by the way; Oh, just to clarify; when we mean handicapped, we don't mean physically mentally handicapped, we don't mean Cyanide here. Cyanide's perfectly capable of using the controller in front of him.that he has.
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* RefugeInAudacity: When they make easily offensive and crude comments, they do it either over-the-top or extremely casually that it comes off as humorous.
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** This happens again in "Random GTA V Bullshittery" when Womble takes a shower and a few people block the door.
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* AccidentalMisnaming: Soviet calls [[spoiler:"Holy N'Evil" as "Nevil"]] across parts 6 and 7 of the "Random Arma 3 Bullshittery" series.
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**During "The Culling Bullshittery (Part 1)" Cyanide annoys Womble by repeatedly calling his music selection "gay" and shouting over his attempts to defend himself. Womble eventually storms off but Cyanide doesn't realize the stream is still running and Womble's mic is muted, leading him to singing for about 20 minutes while Womble is demanding he shut up over a muted mic.
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** For Cyanide, anything involving Womble's rank in CSGO will almost invariably be followed by Angrish of some kind.
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** Siege of Willow Lake. [[spoler:First assault, ZF clan entirely annihilated by three PMC clan opponents. Second assault, Helicopter insertion to the of the castle with 6 men. Lose their helicopter, four of them die, and they have to get another copter to extract them while under fire. Third assault, taking all the stops out they go to their car park, and pull out the ultra rare M113 APC. On the way they proceed to lose their pickup full of ammo, and a helicopter with Cyanide nearly losing both his satchel charges. When they finally reach Willow Lake, The one defender asks in chat,[[CasualDangerDialog "PMC ECHO: So soviet, how is things?"]]]]
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** Siege of Willow Lake. [[spoler:First [[spoiler:First assault, ZF clan entirely annihilated by three PMC clan opponents. Second assault, Helicopter insertion to the of the castle with 6 men. Lose their helicopter, four of them die, and they have to get another copter to extract them while under fire. Third assault, taking all the stops out they go to their car park, and pull out the ultra rare M113 APC. On the way they proceed to lose their pickup full of ammo, and a helicopter with Cyanide nearly losing both his satchel charges. When they finally reach Willow Lake, The one defender asks in chat,[[CasualDangerDialog "PMC ECHO: So soviet, how is things?"]]]]
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** Siege of Willow Lake. [[spoler:First assault, ZF clan entirely annihilated by three PMC clan opponents. Second assault, Helicopter insertion to the of the castle with 6 men. Lose their helicopter, four of them die, and they have to get another copter to extract them while under fire. Third assault, taking all the stops out they go to their car park, and pull out the ultra rare M113 APC. On the way they proceed to lose their pickup full of ammo, and a helicopter with Cyanide nearly losing both his satchel charges. When they finally reach Willow Lake, The one defender asks in chat,[[CasualDangerDialog "PMC ECHO: So soviet, how is things?"]]]]
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* TheUnintelligible: HolyN'Evil.
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* TheUnintelligible: HolyN'Evil.Holy N'Evil.
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** The subtitles even go as far as to turn [[EveryBulletIsATracer bullets into tracers for the viewers to follow]], particularly when a really cunning enemy in ''VideoGame/CounterStrike: Global Offensive'' took down his three-man squad in just three shots, with the last "pew" filling up the entire screen for a single frame. Other times, the subtitles are used to represent a player, object or an object making noise before it falls apart upon being destroyed.
* IsThisThingStillOn: Two times when Cyanide's gone AFK, Soviet made a jab only for Cyanide to remind him that he still has his speakers on.
-->'''Womble''' [talking about the Able Gamers charity]: And you too can help someone who would normally not be able to [[YourMom claim they've slept with someone's mum over]] ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty''. And by the way; when we mean handicapped, we don't mean physically handicapped, we don't mean Cyanide here. Cyanide's perfectly capable of using the controller in front of him.
-->'''Cyanide''' [across the room]: '''I can fucking hear you!'''
** And another when Cyanide goes AFK during his first time in ''VideoGame/VisceraCleanupDetail''.
-->'''Womble''': I also talk to Cyanide's girlfriend and by "talk" I mean send penis pictures and I get penis pictures ba---
-->'''Cyanide''': '''No you fucking don't!'''
-->'''Womble''' [talking about the Able Gamers charity]: And you too can help someone who would normally not be able to [[YourMom claim they've slept with someone's mum over]] ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty''. And by the way; when we mean handicapped, we don't mean physically handicapped, we don't mean Cyanide here. Cyanide's perfectly capable of using the controller in front of him.
-->'''Cyanide''' [across the room]: '''I can fucking hear you!'''
** And another when Cyanide goes AFK during his first time in ''VideoGame/VisceraCleanupDetail''.
-->'''Womble''': I also talk to Cyanide's girlfriend and by "talk" I mean send penis pictures and I get penis pictures ba---
-->'''Cyanide''': '''No you fucking don't!'''
** Later this happens to Cyanide when he picked up Soviet's weapon... Who of course tries to find a reason to blame Soviet for it happening anyways.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: Cyanide throughout "The Fairfax Residence" in ''VideoGame/SWAT4'', he was very much out of his usual character, not cracking a joke and he was genuine when he heard a noise that sounded like someone pushing up against a door jam (turns out it was simply a washing machine but still), the only time when he went back into his usual character was when he decided to pepper ball the killer but even then.
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My nam ith not Nevil, bithp
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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: During "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 4)", Nep makes some...questionable sounds, which she writes off as 'stretching'. Nobody buys it.
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* ATankardOfMooseUrine: During the drinking game in "Random CS:GO Bullshiteery (part 3)", one of the guys pulls out a bottle of 'odka', a cucumber and spinach vodka. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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* ATankardOfMooseUrine: During the drinking game in "Random CS:GO Bullshiteery Bullshittery (part 3)", one of the guys pulls out a bottle of 'odka', a cucumber and spinach vodka. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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-->''...Beset on all sides by idiots.''
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* IAteWhat: During the drinking game in "Random CS:GO Bullshiteery (part 3)", one of the guys pulls out a bottle of 'odka', a cucumber and spinach vodka. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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* IAteWhat: During the drinking game in "Random CS:GO Bullshiteery (part 3)", one of the guys pulls out a bottle of 'odka', a cucumber and spinach vodka. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Cyanide seems to be this way in Womble's videos, if the fact that he has been kicked out of a CS:GO game by unanimous vote in the middle of a round by his own side (twice!) is any indication.
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* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Cyanide seems to be this way in Womble's videos, if the fact that he has been kicked out of a CS:GO game by unanimous vote in the middle of a round by his own side (twice!) is any indication.
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* FunWithSubtitles: Probably the videos' most defining feature. Subtitles are usually positioned on screen (from the viewer's point of view) so that they are right above or on top of the player speaking or the nearest edge if the speaker is off screen, like the viewer is watching a moving comic strip. The subtitles are also prone to being dynamic: for example, the clip of [[https://youtu.be/JRMYngXvqL4?t=5m41s Cyanide's (attempt at) singing]] in "[=Arma3=] Bullshittery Part 3" has his words being thrown in and dropping to the ground one by one.
* IdenticalStranger: Vocally, at least - in "Space Engineers Bullshittery (part 2)" the clan is introduced to Zebde via Teamspeak, whom Womble immediately notes sounds exactly like him. Zebde does Womble's "It's fine, it's fine" catchphrase and sounds so close to Womble that Cyanide immediate [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere gets up out of his chair and leaves]] because his brain couldn't take it.
* IdenticalStranger: Vocally, at least - in "Space Engineers Bullshittery (part 2)" the clan is introduced to Zebde via Teamspeak, whom Womble immediately notes sounds exactly like him. Zebde does Womble's "It's fine, it's fine" catchphrase and sounds so close to Womble that Cyanide immediate [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere gets up out of his chair and leaves]] because his brain couldn't take it.
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* FunWithSubtitles: Probably the videos' most defining feature. Subtitles are usually positioned on screen (from the viewer's point of view) so that they are right above or on top of the player speaking or the nearest edge if the speaker is off screen, like the viewer is watching a moving comic strip. The subtitles are also prone to being dynamic: for example, the clip of [[https://youtu.be/JRMYngXvqL4?t=5m41s Cyanide's (attempt at) singing]] in "[=Arma3=] "ARMA 3 Bullshittery Part 3" has his words being thrown in and dropping to the ground one by one.
* IdenticalStranger: Vocally, at least - in "Space Engineers Bullshittery (part 2)" the clan is introduced to Zebde via Teamspeak, whom Womble immediately notes sounds exactly like him. Zebde does Womble's "It's fine, it's fine" catchphrase and sounds so close to Womble that Cyanideimmediate immediately [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere gets up out of his chair and leaves]] because his brain couldn't take it.
* IdenticalStranger: Vocally, at least - in "Space Engineers Bullshittery (part 2)" the clan is introduced to Zebde via Teamspeak, whom Womble immediately notes sounds exactly like him. Zebde does Womble's "It's fine, it's fine" catchphrase and sounds so close to Womble that Cyanide
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* NoOneShouldSurviveThat: "ARMA 3 Bullshittery (part 2)", the squad is taking a quick break in a chapel with one of the members behind the podium - Womble himself is in the front pew beginning a confession when someone else [[OhCrap throws a frag grenade behind the podium]]. Womble and the others flee as far as they can before the grenade detonates and spreads fragmentation every which way - he asks for a status check and the one behind the podium stands up from his prone position completely none worse for the wear. Through Soviet's befuddlement at how he's still alive another member proclaims it to be a sign from God.
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* OverlyLongGag:"CS:GO Bullshittery part 7" has a rather extended montage of Cyanide getting a hold of a bunch of did-you-know facts and starts reading them all out loud, to everyone's dismay.
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* AlcoholInducedIdiocy: The result of a DrinkingGame over a CS:GO session in "Part 3". Play is deteriorated, speech is slurred, decisions are sub-optimal, and the end has [[spoiler:Womble's game screen just looking up into the sky for apparently the last hour or so of the Twitch stream, Womble himself having gotten so drunk he physically wandered off and forgot he was doing one.]]
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* RageQuit: Cyanide does this a couple times when things in CS:GO go particularly pear-shaped for him in the process of play. In Part 1, he lets out a BigNo and Rage Quits right after Edberg knifes him (Cyanide had been the last remaining ZF member to not get knifed by him); in Part 5 he asks Sheep to pick up the [[MoreDakka Negev machine gun]] for him (having already died in the round) and starts thanking Sheep when Sheep does pick it up but immediately drops an AtomicFBomb and Rage Quits when Sheep [[{{Troll} tosses the gun over a fence]] [[YankTheDogsChain right before the round resets]].
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* RageQuit: Cyanide does this a couple times when things in CS:GO go particularly pear-shaped for him in the process of play. In Part 1, he lets out a BigNo and Rage Quits right after Edberg knifes him (Cyanide had been the last remaining ZF member to not get knifed by him); in Part 5 he asks Sheep to pick up the [[MoreDakka Negev machine gun]] for him (having already died in the round) and starts thanking Sheep when Sheep does pick it up but immediately drops an AtomicFBomb and Rage Quits when Sheep [[{{Troll} [[{{Troll}} tosses the gun over a fence]] [[YankTheDogsChain right before the round resets]].
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* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Cyanide seems to be this way in Womble's videos, if the fact that he has been kicked out of a CS:GO game by unanimous vote by his own side (twice!) is any indication.
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* ItWorksBetterWithBullets: "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 2)", with only a few players still alive Womble swaps out his [=P90=] for an AK-47 not realizing the ammo count in the corner read 0/0. For ''[[MissedASpotCheck 23 seconds]]''. He only finds out it's empty when he tries to kill the last enemy...who kills him with an AWP.
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* ItWorksBetterWithBullets: "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 2)", with only a few players still alive Womble swaps out his [=P90=] for an AK-47 not realizing the ammo count in the corner read 0/0. For ''[[MissedASpotCheck ''[[FailedASpotCheck 23 seconds]]''. He only finds out it's empty when he tries to kill the last enemy...who kills him with an AWP.
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* DrinkingGame: The latter half of "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 3)" is a one of these over a game of CS:GO - 1 drink for each time the player dies, 3 drinks if the player dies by a knife, 1 drink if someone else gets a knife kill. AlcoholInducedIdiocy ensues, espeically for [=SovietWomble=] given his low skill level in the game compared to others in the clan.
* IdenticalStranger: Vocally, at least - in "Space Engineers Bullshittery (part 2)" the clan is introduced to Zebde via Teamspeak, whom Womble immediately notes sounds exactly like him. Zebde does Womble's "It's fine, it's fine" catchphrase and sounds so close to Womble that Cyanide immediate [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere gets up out of his chair and leaves]] because his brain couldn't take it.
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* LaserGuidedKarma: ''CS:GO Bullshittery (part 7)'', Soviet challenges Nep to a knife fight, who doesn't want to at first because she doesn't trust Soviet not to just shoot her. Soviet throws down his Scout to entice her out (while keeping his pistol on him) - when she does approach, he [[DirtyCoward switches to his pistol and gets a few shots off]] before she [[ProperlyParanoid pulls out her shotgun]] and kills him in one headshot.
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* LaserGuidedKarma: ''CS:GO "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 7)'', 7)", Soviet challenges Nep to a knife fight, who doesn't want to at first because she doesn't trust Soviet not to just shoot her. Soviet throws down his Scout to entice her out (while keeping his pistol on him) - when she does approach, he [[DirtyCoward switches to his pistol and gets a few shots off]] before she [[ProperlyParanoid pulls out her shotgun]] and kills him in one headshot.
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[[https://www.youtube.com/user/SovietWomble SovietWomble]] is a member of the online gaming clan ZF (pronounced the British way "Zed-Ef", standing for "Zero Fucks"). His videos cover the play sessions of him and his clan's (mis)adventures as they play various games together ([[WithFriendsLikeThese for some]] [[ItAmusedMe definition of]] [[{{Troll}} "together"]]), generally labelled "[[IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming Random (insert-game-here) Bullshittery]] ("part X" if it's a popular game like ''VideoGame/ARMA 3'' or ''[[VideoGame/CounterStrike Counter-Strike: Global Offensive]]''). While other members of the clan also record and stream ZF's sessions, [=SovietWomble's=] videos are distinguished by his addition of [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]] and occasional {{Cutaway Gag}}s that are edited in afterwards.
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[[https://www.youtube.com/user/SovietWomble SovietWomble]] is a member of the online gaming clan ZF (pronounced the British way "Zed-Ef", standing for "Zero Fucks"). His videos cover the play sessions of him and his clan's (mis)adventures as they play various games together ([[WithFriendsLikeThese for some]] [[ItAmusedMe definition of]] [[{{Troll}} "together"]]), generally labelled "[[IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming Random (insert-game-here) Bullshittery]] ("part X" if it's a popular game like ''VideoGame/ARMA ''VideoGame/{{ARMA}} 3'' or ''[[VideoGame/CounterStrike Counter-Strike: Global Offensive]]''). While other members of the clan also record and stream ZF's sessions, [=SovietWomble's=] videos are distinguished by his addition of [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]] and occasional {{Cutaway Gag}}s that are edited in afterwards.
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* MultiNationalTeam: The trope is invoked in a "SWAT 4 Bullshittery" clip where each of the four players come from different countries (Womble - United Kingdom, Cyanide - India[[note]]living in Singapore[[/note]], Gambit - Germany, Phoenix - United States). [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder Does nothing to stop them from tasing each other]] [[ItAmusedMe for the hell of it]].
* OhCrap: Womble's reaction in "ARMA 3 Bullshittery (part 1)" after Cyanide rather calmly asked why they had called for fire support at 225199 - their current location.
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-->'''[[TheCutie Cake]]:''' ''Helloo!''
-->'''Entire ZF Clan:''' AWWWWWWWWWW
-->'''Nep:''' [[YodaSpeak How can be someone so cute?]]
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-->'''[[TheCutie Cake]]:''' ''Helloo!''
-->'''Entire ZF Clan:''' AWWWWWWWWWW
-->'''Nep:''' [[YodaSpeak How can be someone so cute?]]
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->''"It's fine, it's fine!"''
-->-- '''[=SovietWomble=]''', when things are most certainly not
[[https://www.youtube.com/user/SovietWomble SovietWomble]] is a member of the online gaming clan ZF (pronounced the British way "Zed-Ef", standing for "Zero Fucks"). His videos cover the play sessions of him and his clan's (mis)adventures as they play various games together ([[WithFriendsLikeThese for some]] [[ItAmusedMe definition of]] [[{{Troll}} "together"]]), generally labelled "[[IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming Random (insert-game-here) Bullshittery]] ("part X" if it's a popular game like ''VideoGame/ARMA 3'' or ''[[VideoGame/CounterStrike Counter-Strike: Global Offensive]]''). While other members of the clan also record and stream ZF's sessions, [=SovietWomble's=] videos are distinguished by his addition of [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]] and occasional {{Cutaway Gag}}s that are edited in afterwards.
The clan uses Teamspeak to communicate with each other over VOIP.
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!!Tropes found in [=SovietWomble=]'s videos:
* AccidentalMisnaming: Soviet calls [[spoiler:"Holy N'Evil" as "Nevil"]] across parts 6 and 7 of the "Random Arma 3 Bullshittery" series.
* BerserkButton: Never call Womble a faggot.
-->'''Smooth Void:''' ''(strumming a guitar)'' Womble is a faggot.
-->'''[=SovietWomble=]:''' Oh fuck you. ''(guns him down)''
* BlatantLies: In "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 6)", the team decides to do an eco-round (only buy pistols to save money). Cyanide buys [[MoreDakka a belt-fed machine gun]] and claims it's "just an automatic pistol".
%%* TheCutie: Cake!
%%-->'''Nep''': How can be someone so cute?
%%* CrossesTheLineTwice: A good three quarters of their jokes tend to fall into [[RefugeInAudacity some really horrible punchlines]] but they crop up so often they're actually hilarious.
* CallBack: A raid on another base that was built into a cliffside in "Rust Bullshittery (part 1)" by ZF goes awry when the defenders get the idea of locking them inside so that they can't get out - Womble starts getting bathroom flashbacks[[note]]In a previous video, Womble relayed a story of him being locked in his own bathroom for four hours because the key finally broke[[/note]]
* ChekhovsGag: In "[=DayZ=] Bullshittery (part 7)", one of the ZF rather spectacularly flies a cargo aircraft through a small gap and launches flares as it pulls up, much to everyone's amazement. [[spoiler:Later in the episode someone steals a helicopter from Womble's friend, and after luring them to the same location, this trick is used once again to distract the thief as Womble kills him and retakes the helicopter.]]
* CurbStompBattle: Womble + 4 ZF members vs. Cyanide + 2 ZF members + 2 random friends named Dicky and Frosty in a CS:GO faceoff (part 7). Womble's team wins the first 5 rounds (of 30) quite easily and Soviet [[TemptingFate goes to send a message to the other team to "get gud."]] [[spoiler:Dicky responds with [[LetsGetDangerous "Getting good now,"]] and Cyanide's team suddenly wins the next 16 of 17. Turns out "Dicky" and "Frosty" are [[TheRinger actually NBK and Enkay of professional CS:GO squad Team EnVyUs]].]]
* DistaffCounterpart: "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 4)" introduces Nep, who turns out to be both a good FPS player and reveals she was a former professional singer. Womble jokes that she could replace Edberg, and Cyanide remarks that she is "literally the woman Edberg".
* ExactWords: Cyanide promised Womble he would subscribe to Womble's Website/{{Twitch}} stream if he got a kill with the [[LittleUselessGun R8 Revolver]] in "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 6)". Cyanide didn't specify, though, that it had to be an ''enemy'' kill.
* FunWithSubtitles: Probably the videos' most defining feature. Subtitles are usually positioned on screen (from the viewer's point of view) so that they are right above or on top of the player speaking or the nearest edge if the speaker is off screen, like the viewer is watching a moving comic strip. The subtitles are also prone to being dynamic: for example, the clip of [[https://youtu.be/JRMYngXvqL4?t=5m41s Cyanide's (attempt at) singing]] in "[=Arma3=] Bullshittery Part 3" has his words being thrown in and dropping to the ground one by one.
* IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming: The majority of Soviet's videos are titled "Random (insert-game-here) Bullshittery (part X)".
* ItWorksBetterWithBullets: "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 2)", with only a few players still alive Womble swaps out his [=P90=] for an AK-47 not realizing the ammo count in the corner read 0/0. For ''[[MissedASpotCheck 23 seconds]]''. He only finds out it's empty when he tries to kill the last enemy...who kills him with an AWP.
* LaserGuidedKarma: ''CS:GO Bullshittery (part 7)'', Soviet challenges Nep to a knife fight, who doesn't want to at first because she doesn't trust Soviet not to just shoot her. Soviet throws down his Scout to entice her out (while keeping his pistol on him) - when she does approach, he [[DirtyCoward switches to his pistol and gets a few shots off]] before she [[ProperlyParanoid pulls out her shotgun]] and kills him in one headshot.
* OhCrap: Womble's reaction in "ARMA 3 Bullshittery (part 1)" after Cyanide rather calmly asked why they called for fire support at 225199 - their current location.
-->'''Womble:''' Team 1! Team 1, fucking scatter!
* OverlyLongGag:"CS:GO Bullshittery part 7" has a rather extended montage of Cyanide getting a hold of a bunch of did-you-know facts and starts reading them all out loud, to everyone's dismay.
* SurroundedByIdiots: Womble at the end of "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 7)" after his teammates go storming off making [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext random noises.]]
-->''...Beset on all sides by idiots.''
* ThatsWhatSheSaid: It's a rule in ZF that if you make a TWSS joke and no one laughs within ten seconds, you're kicked from the Teamspeak server.
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Cyanide seems to be this way in Womble's videos, if the fact that he has been kicked out of a CS:GO game by unanimous vote by his own side (twice!) is any indication.
* {{Troll}}: A good portion of the videos are clan members intentionally screwing with one another off for the laughs - for example, throwing [=AWPs=] onto the roof in ''CS:GO'' when another clan member is asking for it. (That much of the remainder of the videos is them screwing with one another with their incompetence should say something.)
* TheUnintelligible: Nevil.
-->''"Cy yeah, go full butt to butt, queue medic don't need to go on the frump."''
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-->-- '''[=SovietWomble=]''', when things are most certainly not
[[https://www.youtube.com/user/SovietWomble SovietWomble]] is a member of the online gaming clan ZF (pronounced the British way "Zed-Ef", standing for "Zero Fucks"). His videos cover the play sessions of him and his clan's (mis)adventures as they play various games together ([[WithFriendsLikeThese for some]] [[ItAmusedMe definition of]] [[{{Troll}} "together"]]), generally labelled "[[IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming Random (insert-game-here) Bullshittery]] ("part X" if it's a popular game like ''VideoGame/ARMA 3'' or ''[[VideoGame/CounterStrike Counter-Strike: Global Offensive]]''). While other members of the clan also record and stream ZF's sessions, [=SovietWomble's=] videos are distinguished by his addition of [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]] and occasional {{Cutaway Gag}}s that are edited in afterwards.
The clan uses Teamspeak to communicate with each other over VOIP.
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!!Tropes found in [=SovietWomble=]'s videos:
* AccidentalMisnaming: Soviet calls [[spoiler:"Holy N'Evil" as "Nevil"]] across parts 6 and 7 of the "Random Arma 3 Bullshittery" series.
* BerserkButton: Never call Womble a faggot.
-->'''Smooth Void:''' ''(strumming a guitar)'' Womble is a faggot.
-->'''[=SovietWomble=]:''' Oh fuck you. ''(guns him down)''
* BlatantLies: In "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 6)", the team decides to do an eco-round (only buy pistols to save money). Cyanide buys [[MoreDakka a belt-fed machine gun]] and claims it's "just an automatic pistol".
%%* TheCutie: Cake!
%%-->'''Nep''': How can be someone so cute?
%%* CrossesTheLineTwice: A good three quarters of their jokes tend to fall into [[RefugeInAudacity some really horrible punchlines]] but they crop up so often they're actually hilarious.
* CallBack: A raid on another base that was built into a cliffside in "Rust Bullshittery (part 1)" by ZF goes awry when the defenders get the idea of locking them inside so that they can't get out - Womble starts getting bathroom flashbacks[[note]]In a previous video, Womble relayed a story of him being locked in his own bathroom for four hours because the key finally broke[[/note]]
* ChekhovsGag: In "[=DayZ=] Bullshittery (part 7)", one of the ZF rather spectacularly flies a cargo aircraft through a small gap and launches flares as it pulls up, much to everyone's amazement. [[spoiler:Later in the episode someone steals a helicopter from Womble's friend, and after luring them to the same location, this trick is used once again to distract the thief as Womble kills him and retakes the helicopter.]]
* CurbStompBattle: Womble + 4 ZF members vs. Cyanide + 2 ZF members + 2 random friends named Dicky and Frosty in a CS:GO faceoff (part 7). Womble's team wins the first 5 rounds (of 30) quite easily and Soviet [[TemptingFate goes to send a message to the other team to "get gud."]] [[spoiler:Dicky responds with [[LetsGetDangerous "Getting good now,"]] and Cyanide's team suddenly wins the next 16 of 17. Turns out "Dicky" and "Frosty" are [[TheRinger actually NBK and Enkay of professional CS:GO squad Team EnVyUs]].]]
* DistaffCounterpart: "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 4)" introduces Nep, who turns out to be both a good FPS player and reveals she was a former professional singer. Womble jokes that she could replace Edberg, and Cyanide remarks that she is "literally the woman Edberg".
* ExactWords: Cyanide promised Womble he would subscribe to Womble's Website/{{Twitch}} stream if he got a kill with the [[LittleUselessGun R8 Revolver]] in "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 6)". Cyanide didn't specify, though, that it had to be an ''enemy'' kill.
* FunWithSubtitles: Probably the videos' most defining feature. Subtitles are usually positioned on screen (from the viewer's point of view) so that they are right above or on top of the player speaking or the nearest edge if the speaker is off screen, like the viewer is watching a moving comic strip. The subtitles are also prone to being dynamic: for example, the clip of [[https://youtu.be/JRMYngXvqL4?t=5m41s Cyanide's (attempt at) singing]] in "[=Arma3=] Bullshittery Part 3" has his words being thrown in and dropping to the ground one by one.
* IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming: The majority of Soviet's videos are titled "Random (insert-game-here) Bullshittery (part X)".
* ItWorksBetterWithBullets: "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 2)", with only a few players still alive Womble swaps out his [=P90=] for an AK-47 not realizing the ammo count in the corner read 0/0. For ''[[MissedASpotCheck 23 seconds]]''. He only finds out it's empty when he tries to kill the last enemy...who kills him with an AWP.
* LaserGuidedKarma: ''CS:GO Bullshittery (part 7)'', Soviet challenges Nep to a knife fight, who doesn't want to at first because she doesn't trust Soviet not to just shoot her. Soviet throws down his Scout to entice her out (while keeping his pistol on him) - when she does approach, he [[DirtyCoward switches to his pistol and gets a few shots off]] before she [[ProperlyParanoid pulls out her shotgun]] and kills him in one headshot.
* OhCrap: Womble's reaction in "ARMA 3 Bullshittery (part 1)" after Cyanide rather calmly asked why they called for fire support at 225199 - their current location.
-->'''Womble:''' Team 1! Team 1, fucking scatter!
* OverlyLongGag:"CS:GO Bullshittery part 7" has a rather extended montage of Cyanide getting a hold of a bunch of did-you-know facts and starts reading them all out loud, to everyone's dismay.
* SurroundedByIdiots: Womble at the end of "CS:GO Bullshittery (part 7)" after his teammates go storming off making [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext random noises.]]
-->''...Beset on all sides by idiots.''
* ThatsWhatSheSaid: It's a rule in ZF that if you make a TWSS joke and no one laughs within ten seconds, you're kicked from the Teamspeak server.
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Cyanide seems to be this way in Womble's videos, if the fact that he has been kicked out of a CS:GO game by unanimous vote by his own side (twice!) is any indication.
* {{Troll}}: A good portion of the videos are clan members intentionally screwing with one another off for the laughs - for example, throwing [=AWPs=] onto the roof in ''CS:GO'' when another clan member is asking for it. (That much of the remainder of the videos is them screwing with one another with their incompetence should say something.)
* TheUnintelligible: Nevil.
-->''"Cy yeah, go full butt to butt, queue medic don't need to go on the frump."''
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