History WebVideo / PotionSeller

* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: The potion seller is extremely rude and hostile, but despite having no respect for knights, will not sell the knight a potion that he can't handle.

* JerkassHasAPoint: Despite being rude and hostile towards the knight, the potion seller has valid reasons to not give his strongest potion. If the knight can't handle it and dies, the seller would be guilty and responsible for his death.

* ActingForTwo: Kuritzkes plays the parts of both the Knight and the Potion Seller.

"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A Potion Seller]]" is a short comedy video by Justin Kuritzkes, depicting a knight's attempt to convince the eponymous potion seller to sell him his strongest potions, so that he can be successful in a coming battle. As the potion seller continues to adamantly refuse, the knight gets more and more desperate.

* HeroicBSOD: The knight is stunned and sobered when he realizes that the potion seller cannot be convinced to sell him his strongest potions.
* InelegantBlubbering: The Knight is practically sobbing when he makes his last plea for the Potion Seller to sell him his potions. He stops crying when the scathing response he gets seemingly shocks him into numbness.

* {{Corpsing}}: Justin Kuritzkes chuckles multiple times throughout the video, especially when the Potion Seller starts to sound more aggressive.
* HeroicBSOD: The knight, upon realizing that the potion seller cannot be convinced to sell him the potion needed to be successful in the battle.

* MagicPotion: The video is about a knight who tries to convince a grumpy potion seller to part with his "strongest potions" to aid him in battle.

* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: Implied, at least, by the Potion Seller's responses. He insists that no one can handle his potions, so despite him being called a potion seller we have no evidence that he’s ever sold a potion before, or even cares about selling them at all.

* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: The knight rebukes the potion seller for having no respect for anything...except his potions!

"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A Potion Seller]]" is a short comedy video by Justin Kuritzkes, chronicling a knight's attempt to convince the eponymous potion seller to sell him his strongest potions, so that he can be successful in a coming battle. As the potion seller continues to adamantly refuse, the knight gets more and more desperate.

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A Potion Seller]] is a short comedy video by Justin Kuritzkes, chronicling a knight's attempt to convince the eponymous potion seller to sell him his strongest potions, so that he can be successful in a coming battle. As the potion seller continues to adamantly refuse, the knight gets more and more desperate.

* BadassBoast: The potion seller ends the short by proclaiming that he has no respect for knights, for his potions can do anything a knight can.

Has its own [[http://potion-seller.wikia.com/wiki/Potion_Seller_Wiki wiki.]] Derivative works include "[[https://youtu.be/bSiEB64FyF8 Potion Seller Soundtrack]]" by Producer Ocean, which auto-tunes the dialogue into a musical drama; and "[[https://youtu.be/udGNO-DhSXU Potion Seller Animated!]]" by Mikenunz1, which sets the original dialogue to 2D animation with additional sound effects and background music.

As with most videos by Kuritzkes, each character is played by Kuritzkes himself, with different face distortion effects and voices to indicate which character is talking.

Has its own [[http://potion-seller.wikia.com/wiki/Potion_Seller_Wiki wiki.]]

As with most videos by Kuritzkes, each character is played by Kuritzkes himself, with different distortion effects and voices to indicate which character is talking.

* TheyJustDontGetIt: The potion seller politely explains many times that his potions are not suitable for the knight, and becomes aggressive when the knight refuses to take a hint.

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A Potion Seller]] is a short comedy video by Justin Kuritzkes, chronicling a knight's attempt to convince the eponymous potion seller to sell him his strongest potion, so that he can be successful in a coming battle. As the potion seller continues to adamantly refuse, the knight gets more and more desperate.

* Pride: The traveler insists on ingesting the strongest potions, and is moved to tears when he's repeatedly told that he's not strong enough to handle them.

* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: The potion seller is extremely rude and hostile, but despite having no respect for knights, will not sell the knight a potion that he couldn't handle.

* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: The majority of the dialogue consists of the knight repeating that he is going into battle and needs the strongest potions, and the potion seller repeating that his potions are too strong for the knight.

* TheyJustDontGetIt: The potion seller politely explains many times that his potions are not suitable for the knight, and only becomes aggressive when the knight refuses to take a hint.

* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: The knight rebukes the potion seller for having no respect for anything...except his potions!

Potion seller is a short comedy video by Justin Kuritzkes, chronicling a knight's attempt to convince the eponymous potion seller to sell him his strongest potion, so that he can be successful in a coming battle. As the potion seller continues to adamantly refuse, the knight gets more and more desperate.

It can be seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A here.]]

* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Is the Potion Seller a smug elitist who truly respects nothing but his potions? Or is he a wary businessman attempting to avoid ruining his reputation by killing a customer with a potion too strong for them, who simply became annoyed that [[IgnoredExpert his expertise was repeatedly ignored]] by a [[KnowNothingKnowItAll knight who stubbornly insisted he was prepared for a potion he definitely couldn't handle?]]