History WebVideo / NarutoTheAbridgedSeries

--> '''Vegeta3986''': Really? ''Really''?! The villains of this arc are the ''Map Quest'' ninjas? That is the '''''best''' they could come up with!?!''

--> '''Vegeta3986''': (Frustrated groan) I hate filler arcs.

-->'''Vegeta3986''': "Me? Well, I'm Temari. I'm Vegeta3986's girlfriend and..."\\

'''Vegeta3986''': "Shut up, and just go along with it!"\\

'''Vegeta3986''': "Oh, come on!"\\

'''Vegeta3986''': "What the ***?!!! You goddamn hypocrite! Gimme that mic back!" ''[Sounds of fighting]'' "Now where were we? Oh yeah..."\\
''(As Temari)'' "My Name's Temari, and I'm Vegeta3986's Girlfriend. He's Awesome."

* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Vegeta3986 disappeared after the release of episode 31 in September 2011. It wasn't until July 2013 that the fans recieved an update on the facebook page. But this was actually given by his girlfriend (coincidently in the same week where Masako announced he and Faulerro were rebooting the series) and it quickly degenerated into a flame war between her, the series' fans and other abridgers. An update video was uploaded to his channel but it was actually Zeromaster who made it. So Vegeta is still missing in action since he's never officially returned.

''Manga/{{Naruto}} The Abridged Series'' is another of the myriad Abridged Series on the internet, this one done by two guys named [=MasakoX=] and [=Vegeta3986=].

However, on September 3rd, 2011, Vegeta has posted episode 31 of NTAS, with a new addition, [=ZeroMaster=] serving as the show's editor. On August 2013, [=ZeroMaster=] stated that he and Vegeta are going to continue the series along with a brand new cast.

* BiTheWay: Kakashi's retelling of his, Asuma's and Kurenai's encounter with the Akatsuki makes it sound like he fantasizes about the other two.

* TheDitz: Naruto has his moments of these; in episode 26, he thought Idate was Franchise/{{Batman}} until he slipped and fell... then he thought he was SonicTheHedgehog.

* BrickJoombat when Naruto defeated Gaara.

Episodes are found at both [=YouTube=] and [=DailyMotion=], though the original account for the former is suspended. They also [[http://www.myspace.com/narutoabridged have a [=MySpace=] page]]. As of September 3rd, 2011, the series has 31 episodes. A movie is also supposedly complete, with Part 1 up. Not to be mistaken for ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''.

* TheAbridgedSeries (of course)
** ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow'' is an abridged series of the abridged series.

** And then there's when Shino mocked Zaku's [[SamRiegel voice actor]] for lacking range.

* TheAbridgedSeries (of course): Actually, it was the second ever Abridged Series in existence.

* BrickJoke: Sasuke tells us in Episode Three or so that he wants to kill his brother because Itachi took the last Klondike bar. Twenty-some episodes later...
** It happened ''twice'' with a RedShirt character: Shigure, a one shot character Gaara killed during the Chunin Exams, is referred to the episode after his death (he was working for charity), and again in episode 26 for mocking his use of an umbrella.
* ButtMonkey: Sakura. Oh god, Sakura.
** They've implied that they'll start treating her better once they hit Shippuden, given that she becomes competent in the real series at that point.
*** Shippa-who?
** And let's not forget the series itself is a butt monkey of the series it drew from, being ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''.
* CanadaEh: Rock Lee is depicted as a Canadian, claiming to represent Maple Syrup, Hockey, and the Mounties.
* CatchPhrase: So many:
** Naruto's "Believe it!" is cranked up to such levels ''he's'' annoyed by it.
** Shino's creepy "I like bugs" accompanies almost every line he says.
** EXCELLENT!
** Everyone else but Iruka's "Ah, touche".
** Boom chicka chicka chicka Gaara....of the funk!
*** Which is later parodied(yes, a parody parodied ''itself''!):
-->'''Naruto:''' We finally found you, Gaara...of the fu-
-->'''Temari''': NO! NOBODY'S in the mood right now!
-->'''Naruto''': .....funk. (Boom chicka chicka chicka Naruto's a douche!)
** Heh, heh... moo.
** Ninja Info Cards.
* CharacterExaggeration: In proud Abridged Series tradition, everyone gets either this or AlternateCharacterInterpretation.
** If you're up on the manga, [[spoiler:Itachi]] manages to be ''both at once''.
* ChargeIntoCombatCut: In Episode Nine, Sasuke gets cut off in this manner twice before going into a fit of profanity and later refusing to do the scene.
** Double subverted in Vegeta's episode 31.
--> '''Sakon/Ukon:''' ''"I hope they don't cut off our figh-"''
--> '''Kiba:''' ''"Dude, what did you stop for?"''
--> '''Sakon/Ukon:''' ''"Oh, sorry, I thought they were going to cut off-"''
--> ''(scene switches to Naruto vs. Kimimaro)''
* ClusterFBomb: Gamabunta's entire personality.
* CompletelyMissingThePoint: "SASUKE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!"
** "WHAT DID HE DO TO THAT WALL?" [[note]]Oh, and Sasuke too.[[/note]]
* ConfusingMultipleNegatives: "Were you never not a non-ninja?"
* ConsolationBackfire:
** In episode 11, after being put down by Kakashi, Sakura comments, "At least I still have my fans." Sasuke immediately interjects [[TakeThat "What fans?"]]
** In episode 13, after being ignored by all the other characters, Kabuto consoles himself with, "At least Orochimaru still loves me." Cut to Orochimaru saying, "You're creepy, go away."
* CookingDuel: Three words: DDR Dance-Off.
** Recently, it has been revealed that Temari has ''VideoGame/GuitarHero'' powers.
** Kankuro also has funk powers, but got slammed before he could reveal them.
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Instead of a stabbing, Itachi uses the Tsukuyomi to make Kakashi go through 72 hours of [[spoiler:[[MemeticMutation Caramelldansen]]]].
** Haku makes "Mickey Mouse" and his lackeys listen to the 4Kids' dub of One Piece when the former tries to "touch Zabuza's face for no reason."
** Naruto stops Gaara from killing Rock Lee by ''dancing''.
** Dosu's "David Muir Attack", which consists of the line "Like I told you before... you'll have to GoThroughMe." It makes Choji explode.
* CurseCutShort: After they lose the race (See BittersweetEnding), Naruto ends the episode with "Ah '''FFFU'''--"
* CutAndPasteTranslation: It's an Abridged Series, so of course this is prominent. However, there are some major changes:
** Vegeta3986 did NOT like Kiba's defeat in the Chunin Exam arc against Naruto and edited the scene so that Kiba lost but with some degree of dignity.
** Another point would be their re-editing of the Baki/[[EnsembleDarkhorse Hayate]] fight. In this series, Hayate kills Baki with the "Death From Above!" attack and Baki dies from the infections. In the real series, Hayate is the first Leaf ninja to die.
* DanceBattler: Gaara
** Rock Lee puts up a decent fight.
* DeadpanSnarker: Kakashi and Sasuke (and pretty much everyone else, at least once).
* DeathByAdaptation: Baki.
* DefeatMeansFriendship: Parodied with MortalKombat when Naruto defeated Gaara.

''Manga/{{Naruto}} The Abridged Series'' is another of the myriad Abridged Series on the internet, this one done by two guys named [=MasakoX=] and [=Vegeta3986=]. This series was the second AbridgedSeries created.

* TheAbridgedSeries (of course)

** The computer gives some names to abridged creators, like {{Lanipator}}.

* SimpletonVoice: Kisame's voice is a reference to {{Jabberjaw}}, and he's [[CloudCuckoolander just as bright]].

--> Kiba: An [[Film/BillAndTed Excellent Adventure?]]

* TotallyRadical: Neji and Kiba, intentionally invoking ''BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'' (complete with air guitar).

** Elizabeth. [[Note]]Raido Namiashi, according to Shizune and much to his chagrin[[/note]]

* ClusterFBomb: Gamabunta.

* SchizoTech: Lampshaded, and the source of the quote on the article.

* AscendedExtra: Iruka
* {{Beat}}:

** As of episode 26, there's a small label titled "The Filler Chronicles" [[note]]Now with 60% less Neji[[/note]] to lampshade this.

--> '''[=MasakoX=]''': Hold on, Vegeta. In a later arc, they bring back ''Mizuki''.

* ForgottenFallenFriend: Not so much forgotten, but after Tsunade becomes Hokage, Sarutobi isn't missed ... Well, except by Naruto and Konohamaru.

** Ninja Info Cards

* Dosu makes Kabuto throw up by imitating a Jigglypuff cry.

* Ninja Brain Training! Totally not VideoGame/BrainAge.

''Manga/{{Naruto}} The Abridged Series'' is another of the myriad Abridged Series on the internet, this one done by two guys named [=MasakoX=] and [=Vegeta3986=].

* BigNever: When Kabuto asks Orochimaru to turn down his music.

* BittersweetEnding: In episode 27, they defeat the villain, but lose the race.

--> '''Sakon:''' ''"I hope they don't cut off our figh-"''

--> '''Sakon:''' ''"Oh, sorry, I thought they were going to cut off-"''

* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Instead of a stabbing, Itachi uses the Tsukiyomi to make Kakashi go through 72 hours of [[spoiler:[[MemeticMutation Caramelldansen]]]].

* CutAndPasteTranslation: Vegeta3986 did NOT like Kiba's defeat in the Chunin Exam arc against Naruto and edited the scene so that Kiba lost but with some degree of dignity.

* RageAgainstTheAuthor: The Baki Appreciation Society, Gaara after the Shigure tribute

*** Which is actually referenced in LittleKuriboh's Naruto parody, with Naruto being the rower's biggest fan... Except here, the rower doesn't know what the hell Naruto is talking about.

* ShoutOut: To ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', naturally. LittleKuriboh actually guest-starred in a couple of episodes.

** Double subverted in episode 31.

--> '''Jiraya''': Holy sh** itsagiantchicken!

* SuddenlyFluentInGibberish: Naruto's group come face to face with Zabuza... Except they initially can't understand a word he says because of his face mask. Cue Kakashi revealing he can speak muffle.

* ButtMonkey: Sakura. Oh god, Sakura

** Another point would be their re-editing of the Baki/[[EnsembleDarkhorse Hayate]] fight. In this series, Hayate kills Baki with the "Death From Above!" attack and Baki dies from the infections. In the real series, its reversed. Baki kills Hayate, in other words.

* FillerVillain: The guys Naruto's team fought before Orochimaru during the second round of the Chunin Exams return. Vegeta isn't pleased...

* PolitenessJudo: In episode 14, several ninjas arrive to ambush Naruto's group in the forest. However, the enemy ninjas proceed to argue amongst themselves about matters regarding tropes in anime, and a desperate Naruto simply asks if he can take their scroll (which would allow them passage to the next part of the Chunin exams). The distracted ninjas give them the scrolls without a second thought, and continue arguing with each other.

*** Which is actually refferenced in LittleKuriboh's Naruto parody, with Naruto being the rower's biggest fan... Except here, the rower doesn't know what the hell Naruto is talking about.

** One to ''WebVideo/YuYuHakushoAbridged'' is made during the Forest of Death when a certain someone in a truck reveals the location of the Sound ninjas. "Damn you, Neighborhood Watch Committee!"

** And then there's when Shino mocked Zaku's [[SamRiegel voice actor]] for [[HeyItsThatVoice lacking range]].

* NinjaLog: [[RenAndStimpy What clomps down stairs, alone or in pairs, and crushes the neighbors' dog]]? Sasuke's greatest rival- The Log.

** Recently, it has been revealed that Temari has ''GuitarHero'' powers.

* GrumpyOldMan: ''Weaponized'' by the Third Hokage, in his fight against Orochimaru. "Old Man Monologue Jutsu!"

* RamblingOldManMonologue: Is the Hokage's strongest weapon.

'''Masako X''': "Gimme that mic..." ''[Sounds of fighting]'' "God, you're acting like a kid. Now where were we?" ''[in Hinata's voice]'' "Sorry Naruto, but I'm already going out with Masako X."\\

--> Naruto: Yeeeeep!

* SureLetsGoWithThat: Naruto to Tsunade in episode 24
--> Tsunade: "Where are they [Orochimaru and Kabuto]?"
--> Naruto: "I beat em!"
--> Tsunade: With the Rasengan?
--> Naruto: "Uh... Yeah! (Stammering) With... the... Ra... sen... gan."

* OnlySaneMan: Probably Kakashi, but that's debatable.
** "Heh, heh...moo."
*** That's actually been explained. [[spoiler: Turns out they make Makeout Tactics on tape.]]

--> '''Orochimaru''': Pack your back Kabuto we're going on a roadtrip (Cut to a scene of some cars driving across a desert and loud blaring rock music)
--> '''Kabuto''': WILL YOU TURN THAT DOWN!