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A GagDub of ''WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms'', created by "Sienna D'Enema," a Los Angeles area filmmaker who prefers to keep their identity under wraps. Averted however as of their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZZ1h7yVIHM guest starring in ''Hey Qween'' (an online gay talk show)]].

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A GagDub of ''WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Jem}}'', created by "Sienna D'Enema," a Los Angeles area filmmaker who prefers to keep their identity under wraps. Averted however as of their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZZ1h7yVIHM guest starring in ''Hey Qween'' (an online gay talk show)]].



* RetCanon: [[http://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/2015/02/24/jem-creative-team-kimber-and-stormer-are-gay Kimber and Stormer are re-interpereted as gay in a new comic adaptation]] of Main/PenelopeJolicoeurJemAndTheHolograms.

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* RetCanon: [[http://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/2015/02/24/jem-creative-team-kimber-and-stormer-are-gay Kimber and Stormer are re-interpereted as gay in a new comic adaptation]] of Main/PenelopeJolicoeurJemAndTheHolograms.''ComicBook/JemAndTheHolograms''.
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* RetCanon: [[http://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/2015/02/24/jem-creative-team-kimber-and-stormer-are-gay Kimber and Stormer are re-interpereted as gay in a new comic adaptation.]] of JemAndTheHolograms.

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* RetCanon: [[http://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/2015/02/24/jem-creative-team-kimber-and-stormer-are-gay Kimber and Stormer are re-interpereted as gay in a new comic adaptation.]] adaptation]] of JemAndTheHolograms.Main/PenelopeJolicoeurJemAndTheHolograms.
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A GagDub of ''JemAndTheHolograms'', created by "Sienna D'Enema," a Los Angeles area filmmaker who prefers to keep their identity under wraps. Averted however as of their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZZ1h7yVIHM guest starring in ''Hey Qween'' (an online gay talk show)]].

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A GagDub of ''JemAndTheHolograms'', ''WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms'', created by "Sienna D'Enema," a Los Angeles area filmmaker who prefers to keep their identity under wraps. Averted however as of their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZZ1h7yVIHM guest starring in ''Hey Qween'' (an online gay talk show)]].
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* LampshadeHanging: Jiz frequently comments or complains about the [[{{WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs}} trippy]] ''JemAndTheHolograms'' music video sequences. Of course, in the GagDub, [[{{TheStoner}} she's usually high anyway]].

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* LampshadeHanging: Jiz frequently comments or complains about the [[{{WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs}} [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs trippy]] ''JemAndTheHolograms'' ''WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms'' music video sequences. Of course, in the GagDub, [[{{TheStoner}} [[TheStoner she's usually high anyway]].

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* UnCancelled: Two years after the finale episode, Jiz officially makes a come back with "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Jiz Makes a CUMback]]".



* UnCancelled: Two years after the finale episode, Jiz officially makes a come back with "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Jiz Makes a CUMback]]".

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* SomeoneDiesTonight: "Jiz is Dead" is set up to be this and even Kimber thought she died. But the stinger tells otherwise when she along with Spooge were simply stranded on a deserted island.


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* TonightSomeoneDies: "Jiz is Dead" is set up to be this and even Kimber thought (or wanted to believe) she died. But {{the stinger}} tells otherwise when she along with Spooge were shown simply stranded on a deserted island.


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* UnCancelled: Two years after the finale episode, Jiz officially makes a come back with "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Jiz Makes a CUMback]]".
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* SomebodyDiesTonight: "Jiz is Dead" is set up to be this and even Kimber thought she died. But the stinger tells otherwise when she along with Spooge were simply stranded on a deserted island.

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* SomebodyDiesTonight: SomeoneDiesTonight: "Jiz is Dead" is set up to be this and even Kimber thought she died. But the stinger tells otherwise when she along with Spooge were simply stranded on a deserted island.
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* NWordPrivileges: Discussed in "Jiz Makes a CUMback" via song by the Mammograms to Jiz after she told a [[ItMakesSenseInContext black abortionist joke]] that was deemed offensive.

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* NWordPrivileges: Discussed in "Jiz Makes a CUMback" [=CUMback=]" via song by the Mammograms to Jiz after she told a [[ItMakesSenseInContext black abortionist joke]] that was deemed offensive.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dARl56hFTQs Jiz Makes a CUMback]] Jiz's first episode in two years since "Jiz is Dead".



* MythologyGag:

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* MythologyGag:NWordPrivileges: Discussed in "Jiz Makes a CUMback" via song by the Mammograms to Jiz after she told a [[ItMakesSenseInContext black abortionist joke]] that was deemed offensive.


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** PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: {{Lampshaded}} and {{parodied}}. As SocietyMarchesOn, other characters will criticize some of the words Jiz uses. For example, Kimber informs Jiz that she can't say "tranny" anymore to refer to transsexuals and Rio saying she can't say "retarded" anymore. It is worth noting that the Jiz series officially started way back in 2009.


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* SomebodyDiesTonight: "Jiz is Dead" is set up to be this and even Kimber thought she died. But the stinger tells otherwise when she along with Spooge were simply stranded on a deserted island.
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** Possibly Laura herself, like when she poured nitroglycerin on Trixie then threatens the other girls that they'll burn in hell if they don't start accepting Christ.

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** Also in the first video, one of the characters call Jiz "Jem" but this is more attributed to the fact that the other guest voices along with Sienna were improvising and the mistake was understandable because Jiz by then hasn't become a thing.



--> Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a message to all you pansies and bulldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[{{GrowingUpSucks}} you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be [[{{ADateWithRosiePalms}} all those memories to beat off to]]. So, I mean, [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} if your gonna kill yourself, do it because life is fucking retarded]], not because you're a fucking queer. God!

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--> Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a message to all you pansies and bulldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[{{GrowingUpSucks}} you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be [[{{ADateWithRosiePalms}} all those memories to beat off to]]. So, I mean, [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} if your you're gonna kill yourself, do it because life is fucking retarded]], not because you're a fucking queer. God!

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* MythologyGag:



* YourHeadAsplode: In "A Very Special Drug Episode", [[[spoiler: Aja gets her head blown off by the Electronic Drug Dealer]].

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* YourHeadAsplode: In "A Very Special Drug Episode", [[[spoiler: [[spoiler: Aja gets her head blown off by the Electronic Drug Dealer]].

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A GagDub of ''JemAndTheHolograms'', created by "Sienna D'Enema," a Los Angeles area filmmaker who prefers to keep their identity under wraps.

The series presently has 19 videos to its name:

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A GagDub of ''JemAndTheHolograms'', created by "Sienna D'Enema," a Los Angeles area filmmaker who prefers to keep their identity under wraps.

wraps. Averted however as of their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZZ1h7yVIHM guest starring in ''Hey Qween'' (an online gay talk show)]].

The following episodes in the series presently has 19 videos to its name:are:




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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS6HXDLLc-s The Official Movie Trailer for "Jiz and The Mammograms"]] a gag dub of the trailer for [[Film/JemAndTheHolograms Jem's live action movie]].
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24PvsdhqGPY Jiz The Movie Let's Get An Abortion]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoqdCpMLMdk Jiz's First Live Performance - I Know What you Caught Last Summer]] with Sherry Vine.



** NoBisexuals: "But's let be honest...they're just kidding themselves..."

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** NoBisexuals: "But's let be honest...they're just kidding fooling themselves..."



* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible: ''Mind Butt Explosion Part 4: The Assocalypse''

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* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible: InUniverse. ''Mind Butt Explosion Part 4: The Assocalypse''


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* YourHeadAsplode: In "A Very Special Drug Episode", [[[spoiler: Aja gets her head blown off by the Electronic Drug Dealer]].

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--> Kimber: At least have the motherfucking decency to insult me with jokes that are actaully fucking funny.

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--> Kimber: '''Kimber''': At least have the motherfucking decency to insult me with jokes that are actaully fucking funny.



* BlackComedyRape: "Oh my God, don't rape meeeee."
-->Aja: If I do not get high, I'll remember the rape. ''[[{{Beat}} [=[beat]=]]]'' Oh my God, I was raped!
-->Shana: "No" means "Yes" in Jamaica, mon.
** In another episode, Jiz is afraid that a black man (who is a respectable doctor) will rape her. She then follows this by saying that she was "ironically raped by a samoan".

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* BlackComedyRape: "Oh my God, don't rape meeeee."
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From "Jiz - A Very Special Drug Episode".
--> '''Aja''':
If I do not get high, I'll remember the rape. ''[[{{Beat}} [=[beat]=]]]'' Oh my God, I was raped!
-->Shana: --> '''Shana''': "No" means "Yes" in Jamaica, mon.
** In another episode, Jiz is afraid that a black man (who is a respectable doctor) will rape her. She then follows this by saying that she was "ironically raped by a samoan".Samoan".
--> "Oh my God, don't rape meeeee."



* IdenticalLookingAsians: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer,]] the Mamograms just kidnap the dry clening lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler: Even the insurance company can't tell when they kill the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]

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* IdenticalLookingAsians: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer,]] the Mamograms Mammograms just kidnap the dry clening cleaning lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler: Even the insurance company can't tell when they kill killed the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]



* OutOfFocus: Raya, the fifth member of Jiz and the Mammograms, barely has a role and has one speaking line overall (in "[[ComingOutStory Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie]]").
--> '''Raya''': "Are you going to lick our pussies?"



-->Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a message to all you pansies and bulldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[{{GrowingUpSucks}} you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be [[{{ADateWithRosiePalms}} all those memories to beat off to]]. So, I mean, [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} if your gonna kill yourelf, do it because life is fucking retarded]], not because you're a fucking queer. God!

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-->Hey --> Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a message to all you pansies and bulldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[{{GrowingUpSucks}} you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be [[{{ADateWithRosiePalms}} all those memories to beat off to]]. So, I mean, [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} if your gonna kill yourelf, yourself, do it because life is fucking retarded]], not because you're a fucking queer. God!



-->"I'm on a motherfucking camel in the motherfucking desert."

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-->"I'm --> "I'm on a motherfucking camel in the motherfucking desert."



* Streetwalker: Bobby.

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* Streetwalker: {{Streetwalker}}: Bobby.
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-->Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a messege to all you pansies and bullldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[{{GrowingUpSucks}} you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be [[{{ADateWithRosiePalms}} all those memories to beat off to]]. So, I mean, [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} if your gonna kill yourelf, do it because life is fucking retarded]], not becasue you're a fucking queer. God!

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-->Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a messege message to all you pansies and bullldaggers bulldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[{{GrowingUpSucks}} you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be [[{{ADateWithRosiePalms}} all those memories to beat off to]]. So, I mean, [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} if your gonna kill yourelf, do it because life is fucking retarded]], not becasue because you're a fucking queer. God!

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* MotorMouth: Spooge, whose EstablishingCharacterMoment has her going on a long non sequitir about how Jiz inspired her music/abortion, not letting Jiz get a word in edgewise.



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* TrueArtIsOffensive: In-universe, it's something both Jiz and a one-off character named Spooge strive for with their art. Spooge even describes one of her shows as being "like the Holocaust but with better drugs."

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* TrueArtIsOffensive: In-universe, it's something both Jiz and a one-off character named Spooge strive for with their art. Spooge even describes one of her shows songs as being catchy, offensive, brutal and gross, but with youth appeal, and even says it's "like the Holocaust but with better drugs."
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* IWasJustJoking: An awards host says that all the contestants have something in common. Kimber says hepatitis C... only for the host to say the same thing, followed by the audience gasping. Kimber's surprised.
--> '''Kimber:''' Oh, shit got real. I was just joking.


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* TrueArtIsOffensive: In-universe, it's something both Jiz and a one-off character named Spooge strive for with their art. Spooge even describes one of her shows as being "like the Holocaust but with better drugs."

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* OffModel: Lampshaded in ''Break Like a Hymen,'' where she stops to ask why she and Kimber are so poorly-drawn in that scene.



* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: "I don't hate you because you're Black; you're Black because I hate you."

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* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: "I don't hate you because you're Black; black; you're Black black because I hate you."
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* EarlyInstalmentWeirdness: Several of the voices in the first two videos are rather different from those in later videos. Otherwise, though, it's generally averted by the normal comedic NegativeContinuity.

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** In another episode, Jiz is afraid that a black man (who is a respectable doctor) will rape her. She then follows this by saying that she was "ironically raped by a samoan".
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* RetCanon: [[http://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/2015/02/24/jem-creative-team-kimber-and-stormer-are-gay Kimber and Stormer are re-interpereted as gay in a new comic adaptation.]] of JemAndTheHolograms.
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* IgnoredAesop: "Bitch, I did not learn a damn thing. Now shut the fuck up and get me high."
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* AbusiveParents: Jiz and Kimber's mother was at least as bad as adult Jiz. There's a reason Jiz organized her death.


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* EvenEvilHasStandards: Jiz, for a very limited value of standards, will only kill assholes. Her example is elminating her mother who was at least as bad as she was, if not more. Then again, she seems perfectly happy to casually maim and murder other people for other reasons, like not getting abortions.
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* SelfMadeOrphan: After being told she must carry a baby to term (and being insulted) by her mother, Jiz sabotages her plane by stuffing the engine with shitty panties. Somehow, her mother was also impaled through her mouth with a vibrator.
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A GagDub of ''JemAndTheHolograms'', created by "Sienna D'Enema".

Currently has 19 videos to its name:

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A GagDub of ''JemAndTheHolograms'', created by "Sienna D'Enema".

Currently
D'Enema," a Los Angeles area filmmaker who prefers to keep their identity under wraps.

The series presently
has 19 videos to its name:



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47zHLMOqsD0 Jiz is Dead]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47zHLMOqsD0 Jiz is Dead]]
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** Played straight in real life in the case of Samantha Newark.



** Kimber thinks of herself as this, although Jiz seems to think it's more a case of ToughLove.



** Deirdre also decides in "The Abortion Episode" that she doesn't want a "baby on her back" weighing her down.



* EverybodyHasLotsOfSex:
* EveryoneIsBi: PlayedForLaughs.

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* EverybodyHasLotsOfSex:
EverybodyHasLotsOfSex: Whether they want to or not. PlayedForLaughs.
* EveryoneIsBi: Also PlayedForLaughs.
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* TrueArtisIncomprehensible: ''Mind Butt Explosion Part 4: The Assocalypse''

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->''"So, you know what the moral of this story is, kids? If you see Jiz in a mall and she offers you some cool candy- maybe some blow or some weed- you better run the fuck the other way, because I'm gonna put you in the sex slave trade, and then I'm gonna fuck your shit up! I'm gonna make you have abortions, I'll make you take loads, and then, eventually, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! Jiz."''
-->-- '''Jiz'''

A GagDub of ''JemAndTheHolograms'', created by "Sienna D'Enema".

Currently has 19 videos to its name:
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOXYZzGeOiA Jiz!!!]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs4vsZNlV8E Jiz Sequel]], two series of shorts based on the {{public service announcement}}s in ''Jem''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAK108u2xAs The Abortion Episode]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3C5SeNcVpQ Jiz and the Mammograms]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpjO2gXkIjQ Chrissie - Dreams of a Cum Catcher]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfqO7zmd0oA It Gets Worse]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2uIyrTOQDA Laura - Taking it up the Chocolate Yahweh]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwGWT7SGsT0 Jiz is on Twitter @jizismyname]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz7bqQxb8OE Jiz Presents: Bye Bye Ba Nee]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR4cL3Y3BsY Colonic]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2mYfwX52Bs Jiz - A Very Special Drug Episode]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMCMR3N6QyM Abortion Remix]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-gwN1TGOU Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TSaiwcbexI Let's Have a Pee Pee]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cti8jr-YAs Jiz and the 40th Annual Porn Awards]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNt1rn7_Yqk Break Like a Hymen]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=848kkKahRzk Jiz Gets Political]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzFsS-Y4Fm4 The 10 Commandments of Jiz]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47zHLMOqsD0 Jiz is Dead]]

Needless to say, this series is NSFW.

Worth noting that Samantha Newark, the original voice of Jem, is [[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/26/samantha-newark-voice-jem-holograms_n_981792.html aware]] of the series and thinks it's hilarious.
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* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Inverted.
--> Kimber: At least have the motherfucking decency to insult me with jokes that are actaully fucking funny.
* AmbiguouslyGay: Coupled with AmbiguousGender. Depending on the short, Jiz could be a straight woman, a lesbian, or a gay man. Maybe Jiz is a trisexual hermaphrodite.
** Lampshaded in "Jiz Gets Political"
--> '''Jiz:''' I'm here for you to suck my dick!
--> '''John Boehner:''' Wait a minute, you have a dick? Ugh!
--> '''Jiz:''' I do in this episode!
* AnAesop: Most of the Starlight girl-centered installments seem to have a "lesson" at the end...or Jiz discussing the lack of one.
* BearsAreBadNews: Ba Nee gets eaten by a group of them, thanks to Jiz.
* BlackComedyRape: "Oh my God, don't rape meeeee."
-->Aja: If I do not get high, I'll remember the rape. ''[[{{Beat}} [=[beat]=]]]'' Oh my God, I was raped!
-->Shana: "No" means "Yes" in Jamaica, mon.
* CatchPhrase: Ba Nee says "Eat my pussy" so much, she gets killed for it.
* ComingOutStory: Kimber in "Kimber is a Dirty Lezzie." Jiz is so homophobic that [[spoiler:Kimber ends up marrying Ellen Degeneres in an attempt to be accepted.]]
* CountryMatters
* TheChewToy: most of the girl's in Jiz's sex trade, except Chrissy
** No one really likes Ba Nee. To the point where Jiz ''feeds her to bears.''
** Laura aka "Shitty Panties." After being ridiculed (and most likely molested) by Jiz, she escapes to join a group of fundamentalist Christians who are also horrible to her.
** Ashley gets dynamite put into a very uncomfortable place and gets blown up when Jiz forgets to rescue her.
* ChildrenAreAWaste / BlackComedy: On the Pro-Life vs. Pro-Choice debate, Jiz is neither. She's Anti-Life.
* DefiantToTheEnd: Ba Nee
* EmbarrassingNickname: Ever since the commercial videos, Jiz simply refers to Laura as "Shitty Panties."
* EverybodyHasLotsOfSex:
* EveryoneIsBi: PlayedForLaughs.
** NoBisexuals: "But's let be honest...they're just kidding themselves..."
* FacingTheBulletsOneLiner:
--> '''Jiz:''' So, any last words?
--> '''Ba Nee:''' Just three: [[spoiler: [[CatchPhrase eat my pussy!]] ]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Jiz''': [[ForegoneConclusion I'll kill you!]] ]]
* FanDisservice: ''Nothing'' Jiz does is actually meant to be titillating.
* TheFundamentalist: Laura belongs to a group.
* {{Gayngst}}: Parodied but ultimately Defied. When Jiz harasses Kimber for coming out as a lesbian, Kimber isn't taking any of it. Also defied in "It Gets Worse"; being gay doesn't suck, growing up does.
* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: In the world of Jiz, ''refusing'' an abortion and having a baby is the "bad" choice. It's not that it is the more moral choice, it's just that Jiz will kill you if you refuse. She really likes abortions. Ironically, Jiz's mother unsuccesfully tried to abort her.
* {{Hell}}: Apparently the Miami from "Golden Shower Girls" serves as this to Jiz's world.
* IdenticalLookingAsians: When Aja [[spoiler: gets [[{{YourHeadASplode}} her head blown off]] by the electronic drug dealer,]] the Mamograms just kidnap the dry clening lady and put a blue wig on her. [[spoiler: Even the insurance company can't tell when they kill the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.]]
* IllKillYou: Jiz threatens this a lot.
** [[spoiler: Taken [[{{UpToEleven}} Up To Eleven]] when Bea Arthur wins Best Up-the-Butt Actress. Jiz blows up all of the other nominees and burns down the theater the award ceremony is held in.]]
* LarynxDissonance: Jiz sounds a lot like [[{{WesternAnimation/Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]]
* LampshadeHanging: Jiz frequently comments or complains about the [[{{WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs}} trippy]] ''JemAndTheHolograms'' music video sequences. Of course, in the GagDub, [[{{TheStoner}} she's usually high anyway]].
* MagicalComputer: The Electronic Drug Dealer.
* MushroomSamba: Laura steals Jiz's stash of angel dust to get closer to Jesus.
* OnlySaneMan: Rio
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: "I don't hate you because you're Black; you're Black because I hate you."
* PublicServiceAnnouncement: It Gets Worse
-->Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a messege to all you pansies and bullldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, [[{{GrowingUpSucks}} you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck.]] Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, ''[cue music]'' but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be [[{{ADateWithRosiePalms}} all those memories to beat off to]]. So, I mean, [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} if your gonna kill yourelf, do it because life is fucking retarded]], not becasue you're a fucking queer. God!
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: see ToiletHumor
* RefugeInAudacity: The whole series. Just...all of it.
* ReligionIsWrong: Jiz claims Christianity is "a disease that kills millions."
** Just like Jiz!
* SadistShow
* SexSells: Jiz gets away with her abortion activity by having two of her girls make out for the man pressing charges.
* SirSwearsalot: Kimber
-->"I'm on a motherfucking camel in the motherfucking desert."
* SubvertedKidsShow:
* StealthPun: Harriet Upfucker.
* Streetwalker: Bobby.
* ToiletHumour: "Shitty panties!"
* TheUnintelligible: The Shitfits. Stormer's getting better, though.
** "Clitoris!"
* UnstoppableRage: Chrissie unleashes this upon Jamal, drowning him.
* VerbalTic: Kimber's tendency to say "motherfucking" nearly every other word.
* QueerPeopleAreFunny: Pretty much every sexual orientation and fetish imaginable is the punchline to a joke somewhere or another. "Tranny," "Lezzie," and "Fag" are particularly common.
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