History WarpThatAesop / Webcomics

* ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings'': Reinforcing [[RatedMForManly masculine gender roles]] is the epitome of badassery and those who try to defy this are part of some ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil''-esque [[TheConspiracy Conspiracy]].

* ''Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}'': If your employee tries to sabotage your business meeting with an affiliate, don't fire or punish them. Instead, use the sabotaging to your advantage in said meeting. If the meeting still doesn't go anywhere, just sabotage your affiliate yourself.

* ''Webcomic/Lackadaisy'': If your employee tries to sabotage your business meeting with an affiliate, don't fire or punish them. Instead, use the sabotaging to your advantage in said meeting. If the meeting still doesn't go anywhere, just sabotage your affiliate yourself.

* ''Webcomic/Lackasaisy'': If your employee tries to sabotage your business meeting with an affiliate, don't fire or punish them. Instead, use the sabotaging to your advantage in said meeting. If the meeting still doesn't go anywhere, just sabotage your affiliate yourself.

* ''Webcomic/PeterIsTheWolf'': Sex will keep your lovably innocent (werewolf) girlfriend from killing everyone in town.

* ''Webcomic/CiemWebcomicSeries'': Divorce is such a crapshoot, that even if your spouse was a prick and you're happy to be rid of them; you'll get a cooler spot in Hell if you ''kill yourself''. If you're male and the girl ditches you senselessly, you'll be [[TransformationTrauma transformed into a hideous monster]]. [[UnwillingRoboticisation Against your will]]. No exceptions. The only cure is to remarry. [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop Or else you will die]]! Horribly! If you're female and divorced, then only childbirth can spare you from a FamilyUnfriendlyDeath.

** It's perfectly fine to use [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-09-17 illegal]] technology to turn someone into a [[CatGirl half-animal]], who [[BalefulPolymorph can't speak in that state]], against their will if you were [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2005-12-02 just joking around]]. They will not only forgive you for it, they'll [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2012-10-22 volunteer to be a test subject]] for your [[{{Masquerade}} secret]] transformation experiments.

** Largo: Don't worry about getting an education! Break the law whenever it suits you! Your CR4Z1 AW3S0M3 L33T H4X0RZ1N SK1LLZ (combined with mooching off of your friends) will get you through anything, or at least get you enough cash to satisfy your thirst for b33r!

*** Actually, that's not the point. Gods of Yiff are okay with whether you are gay or straight ([[UnfortunateImplications although everyone has a little heterosexuality in them]]), it's just that you should be married, loyal to your spouse and have constant public sex with them. Oh, those disgusting abstinent people who choose to ''wear clothes'', ''have sex indoors'', or even '''''[[{{Asexual}} not have sex at all]]''''' and those poor impotents who do not lament their loss of the capablity to yiff? No, they are ''not'' abstinent ''willingly'', and they do not have opinions - [[UnfortunateImplications they are either fascists or repressed souls!]] The only way for them to repent is to have sex, [[SarcasmMode because sex is absolutely good and solves all problems.]] If they actually ''resist'' your attempts to convert them to the True Yiffy Way, then continue or have them die very, very horribly.

** Being a victim of FantasticRacism gives you the right to TakeOverTheWorld, even if you know you're Evil and make no effort to change your actions. This is what the GITP forum members actually believe.

** Judges should just waste their time working with ObstructiveBureaucrat even when they're clearly out of line; otherwise they are activist judges.

** Judges should just waste their time working with ObstructiveBureaucrats even when they're clearly out of line; otherwise they are activist judges.

** Conservatives and Originalists are beleaguered gentlemen while Liberals and Progressives are tyrants that seek to force things on everyone.

** Conservatives and Originalists are good while Liberals and Progressives are bad.

** Property is sacred and matters more than anything else, more than stopping crime! The destruction of it is akin to warcrimes even if lives were technically saved.

** If you want to be recognized as a hero, [[LawfulStupid you must blindly serve and obey the law]]; otherwise, you're just a vigilante and must atone.
** It's perfectly okay to keep throwing someone under the bus to keep your career afloat, even if they saved your life.

* ''So... You're a Cartoonist?'': Never accept any form of criticism. Your artwork is perfect and anyone that suggest otherwise should be painted as a [[WarOnStraw strawman for you to mercilessly mock.]]

** Property is sacred and matters more than anything else! The destruction of it is akin to warcrimes.

** If you want to be recognized as a hero, you must blindly serve and obey the law; otherwise, you're just a vigilante and must atone.

** If you want a hero, you must blindly serve and obey the law; otherwise, you're just a vigilante and must atone.

** Conservatives are good and liberals are bad.

** ''Everything's'' a matter of choice; [[SarcasmMode to hell with sociological factors or circumstances beyond your control]]! You're depressed? [[SarcasmMode That's because you ''choose'' to be depressed]].

** Originalism is good and Progressivism is bad.