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** You can knowingly spread lifelong [=STD=]'s as long as you don't deny having the disease when your sexual partner wants to confirm that it came from you.

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** You can knowingly spread lifelong [=STD=]'s as long as you don't deny having the disease when your sexual partner wants to confirm that it came from you. [[UngratefulBastard And it's also a lovely way to repay someone for erasing their own existence to save you less than 10 episodes earlier!]]



* "Brian's Play": You should limit your own potential and purposefully sabotage a ''huge'' opportunity for yourself (like your play being produced on ''Broadway'' for example) to spare the ego of your jealous friend who can't be happy for you. Because obviously ''they'' should be more important to you than all the amazing things that could arise for you from ''your''accomplishment.

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* "Brian's Play": You should limit your own potential and purposefully sabotage a ''huge'' opportunity for yourself (like your play being produced on ''Broadway'' for example) to spare the ego of your jealous friend who can't be happy for you. Because obviously ''they'' should be more important to you than all the amazing things that could arise for you from ''your''accomplishment.''your'' accomplishment.
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* "Brian's Play": You should limit your own potential and purposefully sabotage a ''huge'' opportunity for yourself (like your play being produced on ''Broadway'' for example) to spare the ego of your jealous friend who can't be happy for you. [[SarcasmMode Because obviously they're more important than all the amazing things that could arise for you from]] [[SarcasmMode]]''your'']] [[SarcasmMode accomplishment.]]

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* "Brian's Play": You should limit your own potential and purposefully sabotage a ''huge'' opportunity for yourself (like your play being produced on ''Broadway'' for example) to spare the ego of your jealous friend who can't be happy for you. [[SarcasmMode Because obviously they're ''they'' should be more important to you than all the amazing things that could arise for you from]] [[SarcasmMode]]''your'']] [[SarcasmMode accomplishment.]] from ''your''accomplishment.
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* "Brian's Play": You should limit your own potential and purposefully sabotage yourself and potentially throw away a *huge* opportunity that could birth a multitude of other possible amazing things for you to spare the ego of your jealous friend who can't be happy for you.

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* "Brian's Play": You should limit your own potential and purposefully sabotage yourself and potentially throw away a *huge* ''huge'' opportunity that could birth a multitude of other possible amazing things for you yourself (like your play being produced on ''Broadway'' for example) to spare the ego of your jealous friend who can't be happy for you.you. [[SarcasmMode Because obviously they're more important than all the amazing things that could arise for you from]] [[SarcasmMode]]''your'']] [[SarcasmMode accomplishment.]]
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* "Brian's Play": You should limit your own potential and purposefully sabotage yourself and potentially throw away a *huge* opportunity that could birth a multitude of other possible amazing things for you to spare the ego of your jealous friend who can't be happy for you.
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* Gold was invented so husbands can cheat on their wives.

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* Gold Golf was invented so husbands can cheat on their wives.
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* French sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome.

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* French sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome.threesome.
* "La Cucaracha" is UsefulNotes/{{Mexico}}'s National Anthem.

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* “The Munchurian Candidate”: It is perfectly fine to beat up people, force feed them dry quiches, and shoot them with crossbows whenever they insult your property and living area, even if such property is a treehouse.

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* “The Munchurian Candidate”: It is perfectly fine to beat up people, force feed them dry quiches, and shoot them with crossbows whenever they insult your property and living area, even if such property is a treehouse.treehouse.
* A good-looking depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.
* French sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome.
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Someone made a biased statement on the recap for this episode saying that Brian and Chris deserve to be shot wi th a crossbow for insulting his treehouse


* Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank.

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* Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank.tank.
* “The Munchurian Candidate”: It is perfectly fine to beat up people, force feed them dry quiches, and shoot them with crossbows whenever they insult your property and living area, even if such property is a treehouse.
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* Gold was invented so husbands can cheat on their wives.

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* Gold was invented so husbands can cheat on their wives.wives.
* Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank.
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* Religion is the only thing keeping mankind from progressing. By religion, we mean UsefulNotes/{{Christianity}}. After all, before UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}, [[ArtisticLicenseHistory no other religions existed]], and the other kinds [[UnacceptableTargets apparently can't be made fun of]].

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* Religion is the only thing keeping mankind from progressing. By religion, we mean UsefulNotes/{{Christianity}}. After all, before UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}, [[ArtisticLicenseHistory no other religions existed]], and the other kinds [[UnacceptableTargets apparently can't be made fun of]].of.
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* If you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.

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* If you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.real.
* Gold was invented so husbands can cheat on their wives.

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* [[Recap/FamilyGuyS5E6PrickUpYourEars If your idiot husband decides to take a vow of chastity]], don't bother talking it over with him. [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale Just rape him]]. Also, abstinence is bad because people will do stupid things because they don't understand it.

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* [[Recap/FamilyGuyS5E6PrickUpYourEars "Prick Up Your Ears"]]:
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If your idiot husband decides to take a vow of chastity]], chastity, don't bother talking it over with him. [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale Just rape him]]. Also, abstinence him]].
** Abstinence
is bad because people will do stupid things because they don't understand it.it.
** It's completely possible to have ear sex. You'll still be abstinent if you do it, too.



* If it's called the "poop deck", don't be surprised if somebody poops there.

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* If it's called the "poop deck", don't be surprised if somebody poops there.there.
* If you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.

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* Don't pretend to be God with ants, or else.

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* Don't pretend to be play God with ants, or else.



* UsefulNotes/RichardNixon was easy to confuse with UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan.

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* UsefulNotes/RichardNixon was easy to confuse with UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan.UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan.
* Christians don't believe in gravity.
* If it's called the "poop deck", don't be surprised if somebody poops there.
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* “ The Cleveland-Loretta-Quagmire”: In a marriage, wives are entitled to whatever they want from their husbands including passion. If husbands fail to show any amount of passion to their wives then these wife are completely justified in cheating on you with a sex addict and kicking you out of the house. In this case, the adultery of wives is always the husband’s fault.
** The best way for doctors to use to announce to a patient that they have a terminal illness is to hire a barbershop quartet and have them announce the tragic news in song.
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* [[Series/MacGyver1985 MacGyver:]] he's not as smart as you think.

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* [[Series/MacGyver1985 MacGyver:]] he's not as smart as you think.think.
* UsefulNotes/RichardNixon was easy to confuse with UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan.
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* “Love Blactually”: You should fornicate with your girlfriend as soon as you hook up with her because if you don’t then she will leave you for another man.
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* “Brain The Closer”: It is okay to neglect your pets and not get them medical attention if they have a mouth injury. It is also okay to assault your pets and hit them with things like lampposts if they misbehave.

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* “Brain “Brian The Closer”: It is okay to neglect your pets and not get them medical attention if they have a mouth injury. It is also okay to assault your pets and hit them with things like lampposts if they misbehave.
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** Standing up to crowd of people who are bullying you over a mistake you made is morally wrong even when said people are total jerks to you and refuse to let you apologize to them for offending them no matter what. If you do stand up to said people the. You deserve to be beaten up, shunned and rejected by your own family, and kicked out of their residence for it.
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* “The Heartbreak Dog”: It is okay to hurt, bully, assault, steal from, shoot at, blackmail and humiliate other people if such people did something wrong to you like kiss your spouse and run off with them or said rude things to you.
* “Scammed Yankees”: If someone scams you, especially if that scammer is from Nigeria, then you should let these scammers keep your money because they can use it to help their community and impoverished society. If you try to get the money that you were cheated out of back from those who scammed you then you are a heartless monster.
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** Also, showing pornography in church if you are involved in said porn is good if you have fallen from the grace of the church and are trying to get the grace back.


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* “Welcome Back, Carter”: If you catch someone like a relative cheating on their significant other and if that cheater has been a jerk to you in the past then it is okay to blackmail them and treat them like your slaves.
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* “Brain The Closer”: It is okay to neglect your pets and not get them medical attention if they have a mouth injury. It is also okay to assault your pets and hit them with things like lampposts if they misbehave.
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* A chocolate bar takes precedence over one of your shoes.

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* A chocolate bar takes precedence over one of your shoes.shoes.
* [[Series/MacGyver1985 MacGyver:]] he's not as smart as you think.
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* A single loop roller coaster is a terrible idea.

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* A single loop roller coaster is a terrible idea.idea.
* Your wife is the only person concerned with and responsible for your own children; you on the other hand are free to come and go and do as you please.
* Wearing a purple shirt with blue socks warrants a slap to the face.
* If an adult who works at a waterpark gives you something, it's always acid.
* Creator/EllenDegeneres treats her employees so awfully that a hotline is needed to help them.
* Don't pretend to be God with ants, or else.
* A chocolate bar takes precedence over one of your shoes.
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** Also AllJewsAreAshkenazi, follow all stereotypes to the letter, and are objectively awful.


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* Being racist is bad. Now here's a list of ethnic stereotypes and some jokes about them.
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* ''Film/TopGun'' would probably lose a lot of its appeal if it were only allowed a public domain soundtrack.

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* ''Film/TopGun'' would probably lose a lot of its appeal if it were only allowed a public domain soundtrack.soundtrack.
* Home means "safe"!
* Being undesirably tickled gives you the right to break your husband's nose with a frying pan in self-defense.
* The only reason to wear clothes too small for you is to pretend that you're ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk.
* Fibromyalgia is a fictitious disease.
* It's customary to have hula dancers and soft-baked pretzels at funerals.
* A single loop roller coaster is a terrible idea.
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* [[Recap/FamilyGuysS5E6PrickUpYourEars If your idiot husband decides to take a vow of chastity]], don't bother talking it over with him. [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale Just rape him]]. Also, abstinence is bad because people will do stupid things because they don't understand it.

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* [[Recap/FamilyGuysS5E6PrickUpYourEars [[Recap/FamilyGuyS5E6PrickUpYourEars If your idiot husband decides to take a vow of chastity]], don't bother talking it over with him. [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale Just rape him]]. Also, abstinence is bad because people will do stupid things because they don't understand it.
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* Bullying and child abuse are ''hilarious!!''

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* Bullying and [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood child abuse abuse]] are ''hilarious!!''
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* [[Recap/FamilyGuysS5E6PrickUpYourEars If your idiot husband decides to take a vow of chastity]], don't bother talking it over with him. Just rape him. Also, abstinence is bad because people will do stupid things because they don't understand it.

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* [[Recap/FamilyGuysS5E6PrickUpYourEars If your idiot husband decides to take a vow of chastity]], don't bother talking it over with him. [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale Just rape him.him]]. Also, abstinence is bad because people will do stupid things because they don't understand it.
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* "MS" stands for "Monkey Scrotum".



* If you appear on someone's forehead, you have to abide their rules.

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* If you appear on someone's forehead, you have to abide their rules.rules.
* ''Film/TopGun'' would probably lose a lot of its appeal if it were only allowed a public domain soundtrack.
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* The only gifts homeless people can offer is bags full of bags full of bags.

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* The only gifts homeless people can offer is bags full of bags full of bags.bags.
* If you appear on someone's forehead, you have to abide their rules.

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