History WarpThatAesop / AnimatedFilms

** If you like fatter women, you're automatically an objectifying freak who only cares about that part of them.

* ''WesternAnimation/MadagascarEuropesMostWanted'': Screw being in a zoo/sanctuary or the wild, animal slavery is awesome!

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie'':
** The players who are the most qualified to win the game are the ones who can't even beat the tutorial stage.
** You know those items you use during go-kart races to help give you an advantage over the guy in first place? Turns out you've been sacrificing living creatures by using them!

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie'': The players who are the most qualified to win the game are the ones who can't even beat the tutorial stage.

[[folder: Pixar]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Brave}}'':
** You should follow the path in life set out for you by your parents. Attempting to pave your own destiny only leads to disaster.
** Firstborns should always behave the way their parents want them to, rather than be themselves.
** When you're trying to manipulate a loved one into changing so you can have your way, remember to be specific on ''how'' they should be changed. But, if things do go awry, spending some awkward bonding time with the person you've just screwed over will ensure that they'll see things your way.
** If a teenage girl wants to save the day, needlework is a more important skill than archery.
** Make deals with witches who demonstrate weird obsessions. In the end, you will get exactly what you want.
** Children should not be allowed to decide who to marry, when to marry, or if should marry at all. Parents must force their kids to marry because doing so benefits society and brings peace.
** If your daughter doesn’t want to get married to, and eventually have kids with, a complete stranger, she’s a total brat! But don’t worry too much mom, she’ll see it your way soon enough. Then maybe, just maybe, you can let her off the hook as a reward for doing as she’s told.

* ''WesternAnimation/Cars1'':
** It doesn't matter how successful you become, because the love and respect you get from all your fans and peers is hollow and meaningless, and all those awards and achievements you gain are worthless.
** Forget your dreams and happiness living in the big city. Pack up and move out to little inbred towns in the middle of nowhere because their survival is culturally more important.
** Celebrities live meaningless lives and have lost their way. Feel free to humiliate, enslave, mutilate them, and indoctrinate them so that they feel like they are a part of your [[{{Cult}} small close-knit community]].
** Outdated state routes that are too narrow to accommodate modern amounts of traffic and go miles out of their way to "follow the land" are somehow more "natural" than modern interstate highway systems that take a more direct route between major population centers, thus allowing people (sorry, cars; there are no people) more quickly and while burning less fossil fuel.
** If you are a rookie then you should never, ever win any awards or achievements during your first year because during that time, you have most likely become a selfish narcissistic jerk because of your new fame and any awards won during that period will make you evil.
* ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'':
** No matter what kind of mayhem you cause, never change your behavior in any way.
** If everyone discriminates against a certain group, the members of said group will [[FaceHeelTurn turn evil]] and try to [[TakeOverTheWorld become powerful, forcing everyone to respect them]]. Never show any remorse, especially not when you're trying to [[SavingTheWorld save the world]] from the disaster you [[NiceJobBreakingItHero indirectly caused.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/Cars3'': You decide when you're done... unless if you're old, then you have no choice but to be done and let the young folks take over.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Coco}}'':
** When the relationship is over and your heart is broken, this means everything that person ever did is evil. Whatever skills and talents they happen to have can't be used for good by anyone in any way. So, get rid of every trace of it in your life. Make sure your descendants don't have anything to do with it either, and even enforce your ban on perfect strangers.
** Pop stars are all murderous, selfish, backstabbing monsters. Never ever try to profit from your talents and passions.
** It doesn't matter who you are or if your family detests your interests, as long as you have true passion for it, work hard and- oh no, wait. Scratch that. The only way to be truly talented is to have it in your blood, like being related to someone who was skilled in that field.
** [[spoiler: Your ancestor was an evil, backstabbing murderer?]] Don't worry, you're not related to him. Huh? You thought I was gonna say you can keep moving on knowing you're the descendant of someone [[spoiler: evil]] because you are not him? Pfft, don't be silly. Bad people only produce bad people and vice versa. [[LogicalFallacies Don't be related to bad people.]]
** The way to convince your family to lift the music ban is to play them a song.
** Good, honest people will end up in the same afterlife as the bastards that cheated [[spoiler: and murdered]] them. The fairness of this goes unquestioned.
** Even if you won't go down the same path as your alleged evil ancestor did, you should be willing to completely give up your passions because your family said so. If you're not willing to compromise, you're a selfish little brat.
* ''WesternAnimation/Elemental2023'':
** If you are felling angry over a stressful situation, do not even try to get away from the situation or else you will cause a lot of damage to the things around you.
** Molten glass is an effective sealant against leaks. If you notice that something is leaking from a pipe or a dam, then pour a tons of hot glass on it and make sure it’s tempered.
** Segregating your city by race is mandatory for your citizens to not constantly kill each other by accident.

* ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'':
** Hey kids! Are your parents overprotective and keeping you from having any fun? Just put yourself in a really dangerous situation that they'll have to save you from. After that, said parent will totally realize you can take care of yourself!
** Sharks can go vegetarian if they want to.
** Mental disorders are cute and funny.
** Keeping pet fish is evil.

* ''WesternAnimation/FindingDory'': Have a disability? No worries, you can do anything! Unless if you're mute. In that case, everyone should laugh at your expense for how goofy and hilarious you are.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1'':
** Some people are just inherently better than others. Trying to be better than you really are is evil.
** Augmenting yourself with technology to overcome your shortcomings is evil. If you can't fly, you aren't meant to be in the sky. If you can't walk, you aren't meant to move under your own power.
** It's good to have a few people who just happen to have super powers. Wanting to level the playing field is evil.
** If saving the world breaks anything, especially a SUICIDAL human's bones, you'd be crazy not to sue the people who contained the damage.
** Attempting to prevent someone from committing suicide and/or trying to talk someone out of suicide is wrong because you could end up hurting the victim.
** Super villains will obey the law, having laws against super powers makes the world ordinary instead of leaving super villains and having super heroes out of commission.
** Any effort to constrain the actions of well-meaning, talented people is miserable oppression. We can either let them do whatever they want without consequences or accountability, or we can force them into a horrible prison (like a comfortable middle-class life in suburbia and a job at an insurance company).
** [[SuperheroParadox Bad guys only exist because good guys exist. Stop saving lives or else you're endangering everyone else's.]]
** A smug one-liner covers any problems with your saving methods. ("I think you broke something!"/"With counseling, I'm sure you'll come to forgive me.")
** If cheating comes naturally to you, then it is justified.
** If you use your own natural abilities, but they're more than someone else's, it constitutes "cheating". Einstein was cheating by using his big show-off-y brain. Michael Jordan cheats with his obviously unfair athletic ability. Mariah Carey cheats with her better-than-average singing skills. Get those cheaters out of here so we can get the playing field down to the lowest level!
** Death to the snarky! Your sarcasm arises from pure evil.
** If you use superhuman abilities in a ''world full of existing supervillains'' without government or spousal permission it is still seen as illegal and or immoral. Even if the situation is life or death.
** A wife's personal wishes are more important then the needs of an ''entire city'' of endangered citizens for a superhuman to save them. And basically to that superheroing is seen by the heroes' wives as similar to going out for a rowdy night of drinking with friends so its just "fooling around" to them.
** This one's for the teenage girls: Once you've realized how cool it is to be better than everyone else (see first Aesop), it's time to use that new found confidence to... dress and act EXACTLY like everyone else!
** [[CursedWithAwesome Gifted]] people like ''you'' must NEVER mix with normal people.
** Pausing your attempt to stop a rampaging menacing mechanical monstrosity while it wreaks havoc, untold damage and takes life after life is A-O-K if you're having a tender moment with a spouse that ends in a kiss.
** Heroes are supposed to stop bad guys, not help their victims. That old woman can pick her own self up by her bootstraps.
** If you can bench press a Mack Truck its okay to punch a normal human as hard as you can after "He got away."
** Putting thumbtacks on people's chairs is just good-natured childhood pranksterism.
** You should never let your kids excel in things they are naturally talented in, especially when it comes to sports because if you do then you kids natural skills will become no different than cheating.
** Be careful how you treat your fans. Even if they stalk you, annoy you, bother you on your missions and potentially blow themselves up. Otherwise they will come back for revenge by killing a lot of your friends and attempting to murder your family members.
** Young children with fancy weapons and no crime fighting experience will potentially make good sidekicks. You're a complete bastard for not taking an inexperienced child under your wing.
** Brutally slaughtering people that aren't disabled is ''clearly'' the best way to support people who are. And then capitalize on their disability when you're done with all the murder!
** Let's just call it like it is, inventors and techno experts are evil people who plot in the name of megalomania.
*** If you use your technology to create super suits, you're a good person!
** If your boss is giving you a hard time, you should throw him through several walls.

* ''WesternAnimation/Incredibles2'':
** It's important to do good in the world and not let bad guys get away it. Therefore, you should jump in and help in every situation in exactly the way you think is best. The authorities should applaud your initiative and praise you, regardless of whether or not you actually helped - your ego is the only collateral damage they should care about.
** Corporations are above Federal Law and this is a good thing.
** Parenting is hard and [[StayInTheKitchen should be left to the women]].

* ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut'':
** You can only be happy and optimistic all the time up to a certain age. As soon as you start pushing adolescence, either circumstances or the little people running around in your head will force you on the road to being a [[EmoTeen depressed teen.]] Admittedly, can be TruthInTelevision ([[CaptainObvious minus the little people part]]).
** Women are more empathetic than men, so you better believe all those gender stereotypes.
** If you remember ''anything'' from your childhood, forget it. And fast. If you can't let go of those nostalgic memories, you're an immature kid who wont let herself grow up into an adult.
** You have no control over your emotions, it's controlled by little people in your head.
** The only negative emotion you should feel is "sadness". Being angry, scared, or disgusted will only lead to disaster.
** Crying a bit will solve all your problems, and you'll be excused out of any punishment, even if you stole your mom's credit card, skipped school and almost ran away from home.
** So, you have two loving parents, who are rich enough to afford a fairly sizable place in San Francisco where even a studio apartment would be more than $10,000 a month, and your own room? And the pizza there all has broccoli on it? It is perfectly understandable to be depressed and want to run away from home under those [[FirstWorldProblems dire circumstances]].

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Lightyear}}'': People in the 90's were totally accepting towards lesbians. Just trust us on this.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Luca}}'': All bigots will stop being bigots if you just have a brief conversation with them.

* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersInc'':
** The monsters in your closet just work for a federal utility company, so in essence, they are bureaucrats. All the more reason to be afraid of them.
** Perfectionism is bad and you should feel bad.
** Traumatizing children is necessary for society to continue functioning.
** Breaking and entering is completely fine if you are funny enough.

* ''WesternAnimation/MonstersUniversity'':
** Don't even try to pursue your dream job. You're most likely not fit for it, because the judgement you make on yourself in this regard is always unreliable.
** Straight A's? Fuck 'em! You're not getting anywhere without an appealing appearance!
** You should judge people and their amount of success in life by their looks and looks alone. If you are hiring someone, you should only judge them by what they look like and not by their resume and education.
** If you are not popular, socially awkward, and have an uncanny appearance then you will not be successful in life. Only the popular handsome people will get successful high paying careers.
** Attending college is pointless if you are ugly and other people consider you to be ugly.
** [[HardWorkHardlyWorks To succeed at something you have to have natural talent]]. If you're not any good at your dream then you'd better just shut up and forget about it, because you're never going to be any good at it no matter how hard you try. [[note]]Admittedly sometimes TruthInTelevision, but it's definitely a HardTruthAesop.[[/note]]

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Onward}}'':
** Science and magic can coexist in your life as long as you allow restaurant patrons and pawn shop owners to be in eminent danger along the way.
** If you prefer to rely on technology which can be developed and used by anybody over magic which is accessible only to a chosen few, you're a lazy idiot who doesn't care about your culture or history.
** You can be a seemingly immortal magical being (such as [[OurElvesAreDifferent an elf]] for example) and still die before your child is born.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'':
** All your dreams can come true as long as you're willing to lie, disappoint your family, and use other people to your selfish whims. The minute you stop doing this, things are going to go downhill fast. (Sadly, more TruthInTelevision).
** Seeing rats in the kitchen means that the food is peak quality and the epitome of gourmet.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Soul}}'': You can only be passionate about the arts. Being passionate about anything else is a consuming, mind-numbing addiction.

* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1'':
** Customizing your action figures makes you evil.
** Take good care of your toys, because if you don't, they'll find out.
** You should accept that you're getting replaced, and if you have any kind of objections about it, you're just a whiny crybaby who should embrace the fact you're no longer being valued.
** Your toys are secretly watching you. [[ParanoiaFuel Even when you are sleeping, you are never alone]].

* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'':
** Placing antique toys on display and not giving them to a child to play with and ruin is wrong. Antique collectors are evil.
** If you dare grow out of playing with toys and move on to other things, you are damning your favorite toys (who are alive and have real emotions) to a life of misery and neglect. You must keep playing with them forever.
** Giving your unused toys away to charity is just about the most horrible thing someone could do.

* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'':
** Once you're an adult, it's time to grow the fuck up and get rid of all your toys. Especially if you're going off to college, [[BlatantLies because college students never would do something as immature as still play with toys]]. [[KickTheDog This message brought to you by a film franchise featuring toy characters that you have cherished throughout your entire life.]]
** Never donate your toys to a preschool or daycare, as you will be subjecting these living things to untold horrors. Either keep playing with them forever (as encouraged by the second film), or give them to some other random kid.
** Everyone that you love will eventually move on and their ''real'' loved ones will toss you in an assisted living facility to be abused constantly.

* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory4'':
** If you have a defective organ inside you, make another person to give you theirs! As long as you give your victim a sweet little talking to about why you want it so bad, it’ll make up for you trying to take it by force!
** Kids who aren’t interested in toys are cruel.
** Hoes before bros.

* ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'':
** Puberty is a good excuse to rebel against your parents. In fact, it's the ''only'' way you will grow up.
** Being strict and controlling towards your daughter can cause her to become a raging Kaiju.
** Property damage is alright as long as you pay a crap ton of money for it.
** If your parents are controlling or spying on you? It's because they're afraid you may one day become an oversized Red Panda.
** If you draw lewd pictures in private you're a freak who deserve to be laughed at.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}'':
** You can't have a real adventure until your spouse dies.
** There is nothing weird about a young child going on an adventure with an eldery male stranger to a foreign land.

* ''WesternAnimation/WallE'':
** [[HumansAreFlawed Humans are obese, stupid, lazy slobs]] and only a robot is capable of feeling compassion towards living things as well as concern for the future of the earth.
** Consumerism is bad, but not when it means you buying ''our'' products. WALL•E dolls are on sale now!
** Inanimate objects designed for the disposal of garbage have emotions too -- even if they show no evidence of it beyond the occasional electronic smile -- and anyone who says differently is evil. The only exception to this is inanimate objects who look like HAL 9000, who can be killed whenever you like.
** Technology makes us fat, lazy and unable to appreciate our lives, each other and our surroundings, except when it's used to make cute robots. Also, giving up all that technology to built up a new society essentially from scratch on a planet that has thus far proven to have sustained exactly one plant is a brilliant idea, even if the captain's few-hour read through 700-year-old Wikipedia entries on plants is the only farming experience your society has.
** Hey kids, feel free to continue your life of generating trash. Because in 100 years we will be able to get cute robots to clean up earth and then everything will be fine again eventually.
** Mobility aids will lead to the downfall of humanity.
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** [[EvilIsSexy Pollution is sexy]] and sounds like Creator/TimCurry.

** Kids born in the 21st century won't watch movies with more than one word in their title. Especially if a multi-word title is in [[GirlShowGhetto any way]] [[RealWomenNeverWearDresses feminine]].

** ''All Dogs Go to Heaven 2'': Unless [[FelonyMisdemeanor you're allied]] with a {{cat|sAreMean}}

*** Cats ''literally'' have nine lives. So don't worry about your cat dying, kids! They'll come back to life before you know it.

** If your kid is saying that a stranger is giving them food and hospitality, again they're probably making up stories.

[[folder: DreamWorks Animation]]

* ''WarpThatAesop/{{Coraline}}''

[[folder: Other Animated Film]]

* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfMarkTwain'':
** Assist in an old man's suicide and you'll get to go on a cool adventure and inherit all his awesome belongings.
** You’re never too young to learn about existential nihilism and solipsism, kids!

* ''WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven'':
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin All dogs go to heaven.]] Even if they're mob bosses who kidnap orphans. [[KarmaHoudini You do have to be a dog to get into heaven though.]]
** ''All Dogs Go to Heaven 2'': Unless [[FelonyMisdemeanor you're allied]] with a {{cat|sAreMean}}

* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'':
** Cats only eat meat because [[CatsAreMean they're mean]]. They could live off vegetables if they really wanted to.
** We should deport every criminal gang in America to Hong Kong.
*** The best solution to crime is to send criminals to another country and let it become their problem.
** It's good to make kids disillusioned with America at an early age.
** Never give up and you'll accomplish your goals, [[EarnYourHappyEnding but only after]] [[BreakTheCutie being driven to near-suicidal depression]] first.
** America is just as awful as whatever country you might be thinking of moving there from. Don’t immigrate there.

* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTailFievelGoesWest'':
** Hey, young girls! Don't show any personal ambition, or you'll be lying to yourself and ignoring family members in need!
** Dancing with the man who's plotting to kill your family and everyone you know is romantic.
** Hey guys! If your girlfriend dumps you because of who you are, you should change your entire personality (maybe even your species) to suit her fancy so she'll take you back!
*** Be yourself, unless your true self sucks.
** The song "Way Out West": Hooray for Manifest Destiny! Move out west, it's not like it was populated before we Europeans got here.
** Native Americans practice silly religions and will start worshiping you if you resemble a random rock they live near.

* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTailTheTreasureOfManhattanIsland'':
** Save for a handful of good ones, Europeans are unable to co-exist with any other race besides their own, and the best solution to this is segregation.
** [[AlljustADream It is possible to have a dream as complex as]] [[RetCon a feature length movie and a 13-episode series]].
** It's good to shame kids about the misdeeds of their ancestors at an early age. If the atrocities occurred before their ancestors even immigrated to the area, they should be shamed anyway.

* ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTailTheMysteryOfTheNightMonster'':
** Foreigners are silly and delusional, and will easily mistaken any poorly-made robotic contraption for a monstrous figure from their silly and false mythologies.
** Forcing a scared child to interview families of people who've reportedly been eaten by some unidentified monster and draw an artist's interpretation of the creature is a great way to help them overcome their fears.
** Phobias are easily overcome with logic and rationality.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}}''
** Historical accuracy is completely irrelevant to a movie about historical events... [[WesternAnimation/{{Pocahontas}} again.]]
** The only reason that anyone would try to overthrow an absolute monarchy is because the usurper is an [[HistoricalVillainUpgrade evil, undead sorcerer.]]
** Who cares about social and economic conditions, revolutions are triggered by the Devil!
** If you get gunned down along with your family, and if you're important enough, on the bright side maybe 80 years later someone will make a musical animated movie out of it. Only about 30 years left until we get an animated JFK musical where Lee Harvey Oswald was actually an agent of the devil and JFK lived! Oh goody!
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick Do the right thing. Karma will get you laid.]]
** Communism is wrong because it made the pretty princess cry!

* ''Asterix Conquers America'': The women who understand you the best are the ones who don't speak your language.
** In general; you should rely all your self-defense against the Roman Empire on a really old guy who can make magic potions, and whom who refuses to share his secret recipe with anyone else. After all, it's not like he's going to die soon. Screw plan B!
*** And if you happen to face the consequences of when the old guy is temporarily gone from the village, but get saved by the end by said old guy and his friends, you should not consider thinking up reserve plans so it doesn't happen again.
** Want to cross the Atlantic Ocean? A small fishing boat or a canoe is all you need!

* ''WesternAnimation/ATrollInCentralPark'': [[HardWorkHardlyWorks You don't have to work towards your dreams,]] you just need to dream more!
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic If you don't get what you want, demand it more. What a wonderful lesson for kids.]]

* ''WesternAnimation/BackToTheOutback'': Dangerous animals aren't considered dangerous for a ''reason'', they're just ''misunderstood'', so feel free to jump into that body of water with the wild crocodile!
** Steve Irwin was secretly just a Floridian with self-esteem issues.
** Meta: Only make a movie about how it's wrong to judge others for being ugly ''after'' you make the main cast as cute looking as possible.

* ''WesternAnimation/BebesKids'': See three young children who live in a run-down apartment in a bad neighborhood, are consistently underfed, and are always left alone by their neglectful mother? Don't bother calling Child Protective Services, just take them under your wing and hope for the best.
** Got a date with a guy who's agreed to take you and your kid to a theme park? Feel free to bring your friend's kids along without properly notifying your date. He'll be perfectly fine with it!

* ''WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster'':
** Inanimate objects are completely sentient, so if you forget about them or stop using them they will suffer from your neglect. Don't you dare throw any of them out, either, because abandoning them will ruin their lives and they will end up completely miserable. And if you dare take anything apart, you are [[TheyWouldCutYouUp mutilating]] ''living beings'' and inducing traumatic BodyHorror on them. I hope you're happy...[[YouBastard you sick fuck]].
** Garbage dumps are like concentration camps for cars and other objects.
** Treat your inanimate plastic objects molded into humanoid shapes nicely, or they'll come to life and rise up against you.
** Hoarding is the only humane thing to do.
** Never replace your older technology. After all it would be a shame to hurt the feelings of your old VCR by getting a smart TV with streaming services.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheBookOfLife'': Your dad will only ever respect your life choices and who you are when he's '''DEAD.'''

* ''WesternAnimation/CatsDontDance'': {{Funny Animal}}s only ever got leading roles in 1939. [[WesternAnimation/FelixTheCatOttoMessmer Felix the Cat]], WesternAnimation/OswaldTheLuckyRabbit, WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse, and WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck [[BlatantLies don't count]].

* ''WesternAnimation/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'':
** Don't [[CuriosityIsACrapshoot think]] of using [[TVGenius genius]] to [[ForScience advance]] [[ScienceIsBad science]] or [[ArtisticLicenseEconomics help your town thrive]], because that is just [[EntitledBastard selfish]].
** If you stop a machine that's about to cause TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, you're a hero. It doesn't matter that you invented said machine, knew beforehand when it was about to [[GoneHorriblyWrong go horribly wrong]] and could have stopped it all the time before that without any problems.

* ''WesternAnimation/CorpseBride'':
** You'll never make it with a woman who's more interesting than you. Stick to the girl who's just as boring as you are, especially if you were forced into marrying her in the first place.
** Then again, even ''rotting, worm-infested cadavers'' manage to be more interesting than you. Not to mention livelier.
** Necrophilia is awesome.
** Attracted to a guy who another girl likes, too? [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy Don't even bother trying to pursue a relationship with him]], because you're stealing the other girl's opportunity to be happy. After all, everyone only gets one chance at true love. First person you dated [[BigBad didn't work out]]? Maybe you'll get to AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence, but forget about, you know, having a meaningful romantic relationship with anyone else.
** There's no real point to actively seeking-out a compatible bride for yourself. Statistically, you're almost certain to end-up marrying multiple women with whom you will get along just fine through random chance alone! Within the space of a single day, no less!

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Delgo}}'': After learning that racism is bad, make sure to exterminate other races that you deem a threat to your homeland.

* ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2'':
** Just realize it; a family can never be complete or happy without a mother.
** Even after you've pulled a HeelFaceTurn, it's still okay to be mean and rude to people you don't like.
** Instead of keeping a secret formula in your safe, keep a jar of dip of said formula in your safe! It's not like it's going to get old or anything.
** Take your first vague impression of a person and go with it. You'll eventually turn out to be right.

* ''WesternAnimation/EightCrazyNights'':
** Helping out your community is all about receiving a meaningless award.
** You too can get out of a well deserved prison sentence just by calling everyone out for mistreating somebody to a far lesser extent [[TheSociopath than you did.]]
** It's fine to be a [[TheSociopath sociopathic jerk]] to everyone as long as you [[FreudianExcuse have a super generic tragic backstory]] to justify it.
** The best way to get a selfish, destructive drunk to stop terrorizing innocent citizens is to feel bad for his unwillingness to mourn his parents.

* ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest'':
** Every living creature on Earth deserves a habitat to call its own--''except of course for humans''.
** Vorarephilia is a perfectly [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment acceptable topic]] [[IntercourseWithYou for song lyrics]].
** [[AppealToNature Nature = good]]; man = Hitler.
** As long as human logging operations don't release the EldritchAbomination with the sexy voice, there's nothing to worry about since the rainforest is home to magical fairies that can grow the trees back quickly.
*** Don't worry about the environment. The fairies can fix it.
** You don't need to add any facts or reason in an environmentalist movie as long as you make humanity look evil or stupid for doing whatever they do.
** [[EvilIsSexy Pollution is sexy]] and sounds like Creator/TimCurry.
** Trees have nervous systems and can therefore feel pain.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Foodfight}}''
** If you purchase generic store products over brand name products, [[GodwinsLaw then you support the Nazis!]][[note]]Aesop credited to [[WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob Brad]], [[WebVideo/{{Phelous}} Phelous]] and [[WebVideo/ObscurusLupa Lupa]][[/note]]
** It's perfectly normal to become depressed over the tragic loss of a bag of chips.
** It doesn't matter if you're acting out of jealousy or if you're somewhat justified by your action. You're ugly, you're irredeemably evil.

* ''WesternAnimation/GnomeoAndJuliet''
** All of your relationship problems can be resolved if you just listen to your friend's tragic backstory.

* ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania'': If you're young and have never set foot outside your childhood home, the first person you meet outside of your parent's friends will be your OneTrueLove. You will ''know'' he's The One because, if he leaves, you'll miss him and be sad. Like really''really'' sad, and mad at your parent too. (Which is special, because no adolescent normally feels that way.) You should decide to be with your new partner forever - literally forever, because you're immortal - in the space of a few days. [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Whirlwind teenage romances absolutely always work out]] and if you miss out on this opportunity, you will never, EVER meet anyone you could ever love again, so don't even try.
* ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania2'': Constantly exposing a child to dangerous situations will yield positive results. Just keep doing it and it will happen.
* ''WesternAnimation/HotelTransylvania3SummerVacation'': Music is a WeaponOfMassDestruction.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameGoldenFilms'':
** Ugly people are like that because of self-esteem issues.
** You can win the love of your life if you're actually hiding your beauty the whole time.
** "The best way to show that (Quasimodo) has beauty on the ''inside'' is by giving him beauty on the ''outside!''"[[note]] Credit to Phelous. [[/note]]

* ''Literature/JamesAndTheGiantPeach'':
** Seagulls are ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk of animals.
** Grave-robbing is fine if you really need it. Or if they're pirates.
** The bigger the plant, the longer it takes to rot.
** The British are made-up of depressives. Americans are patient and tolerant, especially New Yorkers.
** New Yorkers can shrug off anything, including giant fruit falling from the sky and sentient giant bugs.
** Water is the same as air.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie'':
** If you are not a fan of crossovers, you are an uncreative person who needs to be punished.
** This also applies to you if you prefer to follow instructions when building something.
*** Alternatively, if you have no imagination or natural talent for architecture, you're a boring, stale person, and possibly an idiot.
** Go ahead and mess with things that belong to your parents. And if they get angry at you for it, they are the bad guys.
** Wanting to keep your collectables organized is tantamount to Nazism.
** Making a LEGO story with the villain based off of how you perceive your dad will change his thought processes.
** If an eight year old shows that he does at least respect your collection enough to not break them? You can let his two or three year old play with them.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOBatmanMovie'':
** You can blame superheroes for not doing enough to stop the criminals, but not the police.
** If you want to protect your family when a dangerous situation comes up by taking them somewhere where they'll be safe, you're a selfish bastard and deserve to be called out for it.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGONinjagoMovie'':
** Being related to someone infamous is all people need to hate you, regardless of whether or not you're anything like that person.
** Your friends will always support you...unless you make a mistake, then you'll quickly lose their trust.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie2TheSecondPart'':
** Actions don't speak louder than words when people want to prove to others that they are good people.
** Even after playing a big part in saving the world, [[DudeWheresMyRespect you still won't be taken as seriously as your friends are]].
** If you keep your [=LEGOs=] in storage bins, you have no imagination.
** Keep your negative emotions to yourself if you don't want to end up like an OmnicidalManiac.
** Attacking a city, kidnapping, manipulating someone into marrying you and not doing anything to find your missing friend doesn't make you a bad person and if someone thinks you are bad for it, they are wrong.
** It's OK to disobey your parents' orders if it means getting along with your siblings.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheLorax2012''
** Once the environment has been destroyed, humans will live in a utopia and lead happy and fulfilled lives.
** It doesn't matter if you've spent your entire life depleting the natural resources of the area you live in to the point of turning it into a barren wasteland, as long as someone else plants a single tree, all will be forgiven.
*** Of course, if you wear [[SharpDressedMan a top hat and tails]] and have a cool VillainSong, fangirls will forgive you for anything.
** If a new niche in the market opens up and you set up a business to capitalise on that niche, you are evil.
** Capitalism is like a plague of locusts; it's a self-feeding GreyGoo-like force that does nothing but destroy everything in its way. Once it depletes one resource, it simply changes its form -- one corporation being replaced by another -- so that it can live to continue destroying with no responsibility. And people will let it, too!
** Meta: Find an attractive guy, but have nobody to ship him with? No problem, just ship him [[ScrewYourself with himself!]]

* ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'':
** Bored with your job? Tough. If you even attempt to try something new and exciting, even just once, you'll make a huge mess of it. [[YouCantFightFate Best to just do what you were born to do.]]
** Kidnapping somebody is perfectly fine as long as you tell them that you're sorry in the end.
** Want to get something done? Just get three young children to do it, even if they have a history of being mischevious little trouble-makers and work for an evil, gambling, bug-obsessed potato sack monster. Because nothing can ''TOTALLY'' go wrong there, right?
** You should only celebrate your #1 favorite holiday every single year. Celebrating more than one holiday or changing your favorite holiday will only wreak havoc on the world.

* ''WesternAnimation/NormOfTheNorth'': In WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter's words: "The Arctic is evil and everything within it is a menace to everything good and decent in the world. And we should take it upon ourselves to destroy it as quickly as possible!"

* ''WesternAnimation/OnceUponAForest'':
** Need to go on a long, treacherous and possibly life-threatening journey for the single plant that can cure a terminally ill little girl, which only grows on the steep, rocky face of a hundred foot cliff? Just send a group of inexperienced kids who've never left home before to do it for you, they'll be fine.
** Placing your shirt over your mouth can protect you from poisonous gas.
** Comatose people can't wake up until they feel your tears fall on their face.
** A prototype to a new technology that took a scholar months, if not years, to build can be perfectly built at full size by a few young children who've had absolutely no prior training.
** When breaking the news to a child that their parents just died in a disaster, immediately divert their attention by discussing whether or not the environment will recover from the disaster.
** Badgers are the size of mice and other small rodents.

* ''WesternAnimation/ParaNorman'':
** Remember kids, if you are being bullied to the point of where your life is explicitly threatened, suck it up. Even if you [[BewareTheNiceOnes snap purely out of fear]], you'll automatically become a heartless monster yourself. In fact, don't you dare even be angry at your attackers. Your health/well-being is not important, so [[SarcasmMode just try and reason with the kid who is holding the knife to your throat/sharp object to your eye/lighter to your head, scaring them off in any way is 100% wrong]]. If talking it out won't work, oh well. Even though ''you'' might be dead or mutilated, just shrug it off and try to understand the [[KarmaHoudini tortured soul who is happily getting away with assault.]]
** You are a bad person if you are angry that you were unfairly mistreated and murdered as a young girl over a literal WitchHunt. It makes you just as bad as the Puritan child-murderers that signed your death warrant.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatoing}}'':
** If you want to be successful, you have to steal from others. Oddly appropriate, as the film itself is a {{Mockbuster}}.
** Have your competitors found out that your "trade secret" is just stealing food, and are now trying to keep you from doing it? They're evil and deserve to be sent to an animal testing lab.
** A single ingredient is enough to sustain your restaurant for a week.
** Cooking is easy. Just throw everything into a pot and stir.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheRedTurtle'': Cruelty to animals will land you an attractive red-haired girlfriend.

* ''WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer'':
** It's only okay to make fun of people if they serve no useful purpose to you.
** If you're different, you'd better find a damned use for yourself. Otherwise, nobody will ever like you, and you'll never amount to anything.
** If you're a freak, no one's gonna like you. And if you do finally find a purpose, shut up and be happy about it.
** Looking for your lost child [[StayInTheKitchen is man's work.]]
** People with deformities and disabilities that make them a societal pariah just need to find a way for their condition to be exploitable by an employer, then they will be loved by all.[[note]]See also, ''WarpThatAesop/{{Naruto}}''[[/note]]
** One's worth is judged by their employability.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rumble}}'':
** You should treat anyone who represents your hometown including coaches and athletes like a benevolent god. Anyone who does not represent your hometown should be looked upon with contempt and hate.
** If you are an athlete and are seeking to move someplace else and living in an impoverished community then moving away from that community is wrong because that makes you a selfish traitor.
*** In other words, moving away from your hometown in order to get more success in your career and pursue your dreams is wrong.
** Interfering with sports matches is okay if said interference happens in your home stadium and you are trying to help the person representing your hometown. In other words, helping your hometown’s athletes cheat in sports is okay.
** Sports stadiums are to be revered like places of worship and trying to tear them down because of financial issues is to be considered blasphemy.
** If you seek to be your own person and not follow the path of someone else the you are allowed to do so if you are related to said person. If you are not related then Moving away from that path is morally wrong and makes you evil.
** If someone is bullying you because you like something such as salsa dancing then they will stop being jerks to you and grow to like you if they realize that you are related to a legendary figure.
** Athletes, actors, and other celebrities are obligated to give all their fans everything they want on a silver platter because these fans are entitled to those things. Failure to do so is not optional as any deviance from giving fans what they want is to be considered an act of betrayal.
** There is nothing morally questionable about treating fully sentient/human like creatures like a bunch of overgrown Pokemon.
** The children of celebrities are obligated to follow in their parent's footsteps. If they don't want to, then coerce them into it. Personal choice doesn't mean jack!

* ''WesternAnimation/SausageParty'':
** Being R-rated means that every other sentence must contain [[ClusterFBomb excessive swearing.]]
** Monogamy is for chumps; slutty orgies is where it's at!
** Foods are fully sentient beings. Even if you need to eat them to survive, stop doing it, you sick [[PrecisionFStrike fuck!]]
** [[HigherUnderstandingThroughDrugs Drugs is the path to true wisdom.]]

* ''WesternAnimation/ScaryGodmother'':
%%** ''Scary Godmother Halloween Spooktacular'':
** ''Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy'':
*** If you don't celebrate holiday traditions like everybody else '''you are committing genocide.'''
*** EvilMakesYouMonstrous.
*** Being traumatized is your own fault and a problem that you should not expect to get any help for.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretLifeOfPets2'': The fastest way to cure someone of an ailment is forcibly rip away any prescribed therapeutic devices and tell them they're cured. What do medical professionals know, anyway?

* ''WesternAnimation/SecretMagicControlAgency'': Doing anything other than what your parents did makes you a terrible person.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie'': People who want to save the environment are all evil, genocidal lunatics.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Sing}}'': It's perfectly reasonable and non-oppressing to pick your contestants based on their height rather than their actual talent.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Sing 2}}'': Hey kids! This movie says you can produce an entire musical performance, learn a new skill, and overcome grief-related trauma in just the span of a few days! So what are you waiting for? Go do something damn it!
** Talent agents are secretly attempted murderers and mob bosses.
** Getting electrocuted to the point where you pass out won't have any negative effects on you aside from mildly scuffed up hands.

* ''WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'': Always go through drastic measures to protect children from toilet humour, even if it means starting a war and dooming the Earth.

* ''WesternAnimation/StarchaserTheLegendOfOrin'':
** If a girl is giving you lip, just sexually harass her. Then she will be a lot more docile.

* ''WesternAnimation/StrangeMagic'':
** The boy trying to slip you a chemical substance to change your opinion on him is your true love.
** Falling in love with the guy who kidnapped your sister is a great idea.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie'': The players who are the most qualified to win the game are the ones who can't even beat the tutorial stage.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSwanPrincess'':
** Being attracted to each other because of looks and looks only is the essence of TrueLove.
** Matchmaking your daughter with another queen's son is a-okay, even if they completely hate each other. If they don't like each other in the end, it's ''their'' fault, and not yours for trying to hook them up in the first place.
** If your girlfriend breaks up with you, just hope she'll get kidnapped and [[ForcedTransformation forcefully transformed]]. This will make her instantly forget your mistakes and be eager to reunite with you as if nothing had happened.
** Instead of using your powers to start your own kingdom or to take another one over, hold a pathetic grudge against an old king and keep trying to take his kingdom.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler'':
** Construct a palace full of [[SensoryAbuse seizure-inducing]] and [[EldritchLocation M.C. Escher-esque architecture]]. Why not?

* ''WesternAnimation/TitanAE'':
** If a species gets their entire planet blown up, it's what they deserve for their past mistakes. Show them no pity.
** It's always a good idea to entrust your child with an important map that leads to where you hid your pet project. Sure, he'll likely be hunted by those who're trying to destroy said pet project, but who cares he's the only one who can read the map.
** Nobody wears underwear in the future.

* ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie'': The quickest way to a promotion is to get your boss killed, along with any competition. Make sure your boss is definitely dead though, or else your plan will backfire terribly.

** [[UnfortunateImplications If you want to make a Black-coded culture, make them look the most like an everyday animal. The rest of the cultures can be like mythical creatures and humanoids.]]

* ''WesternAnimation/WereBackADinosaursStory'':
** Science (as in mutated dinosaurs) is good, where as nature (real dinosaurs) is sick and wrong.
** [[NightmareFetishist People who like scary things]] do not deserve to be entertained. Horror-based entertainment is bad, and getting rid of it will show those who enjoy it the error of their ways.
** If you have the ability to kill a villain who tortures and brainwashes people, you shouldn't, because it's not very nice. Instead, you should submit to his demands and join him.
** If a predatory animal has just broken free and shows every indication of being about to eat someone you should run over to that animal while shouting loudly. It won't get you eaten, it'll make that animal nice!
** You have a powerful timeship, a huge stockpile of cereal that permanently raises the intelligence of any living creature, and a magical radio that lets you listen to the wishes of children. Naturally, this means that you should drop off some intelligent dinosaurs in the early 1990s and hope that they help two alienated kids. Don't bother curing world hunger or anything.
** The only wish any child anywhere in the world has is the desire to see living dinosaurs.
** Let's not forget: It is not ok to run a carnival full of freaks and demons, but it is perfectly ok to drop living dinosaurs with enhanced intelligence into the middle of New York City without explaining anything to them about how the world has changed. Secondly, Spiderman parade balloons can momentarily withstand the massive girth of a T-rex that jumps on top of them and remain afloat as long as said T-rex is singing a catchy song while doing so.

* ''WesternAnimation/WishDragon'':
** People who live in poverty are ''always'' close friends with one another. In fact? They will even ''look'' pretty.
** Rich people are all snoots and have no morals - but if they were once poor? They will indeed have morals and admirable character qualities.
** Even though money can solve ''so'' many people's problems? It's better to do without.
** Wanting to improve the livelihood of you and your child when you're about to face financial ruin will get you killed. [[ApathyIndex So don't even bother]].
** Home chefs will make great restaurant chefs.

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Wolfwalkers}}'': If you have a quick and easy way to repopulate your species when you are facing extinction, don't. Just don't. It ain't worth it because... just don't.