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     General 
  • In General:
    • If a protagonist had no love interest in the first film, and if the sequel confirms there will be a new character of the opposite gender (especially if they're the same species), they will be the love interest. No exceptions.
    • The protagonist is always hot/cute. If he/she isn't, it's a plot point.
    • In case you can't tell who the main character is, it's the one with the American accent. Ditto the love interest.
      • And if the protagonist doesn't have an American accent, it's heavily emphasized in the film that it's set in the specific place where the accent comes from.
    • All kids start with American accents and develop a different one as they grow older.
    • Kids born in the 21st century won't watch movies with more than one word in their title. Especially if a multi-word title is in any way feminine.
      • Parents who make stupid/misguided mistakes (usually menial), but well-meaning are bad parents who need their children taken away by CPS.
    • Families are supposed to be perfect! If you and your parents/kids/siblings don’t see eye to eye, don’t ever consider that they have their own minds and might never change. Don’t you dare cut them out of your life and move on! You simply must make up and get along without any trouble at the end of an ordeal. If you don’t, you’re a bad person for giving up on them.
      • Oh, and parents, it’s ok to make some mistakes while raising your kids. But..the catch is you meant well, so you should NEVER have to expect any consequences for your stupid actions. Your offspring WILL forgive you, and if they don’t, that little turd is an evil monster.
  • Literally any animated movie made during The New '10s: If someone's nice to you? They're evil. Don't trust them. At all. There's going to be a time where they will reveal that they are not only evil but are an utter sociopath.
  • Almost all kids' films about dogs:
    • Everyone who isn't that dog's owners are evil quasi-Nazis who want that mutt dead for no explicable reason.
    • Also applies to The Fox and the Hound, though in this case it's a fox.
    • If you don't like dogs, there's something wrong with you.
    • Domestic animals can easily fend for themselves, actually taking care of them is optional.
  • Moving away from home is wrong if you have an important job there and do not like that job. This extends to athletes
  • Standing up to your parents is always morally wrong even if said parents are being jerks to you and would not let you achieve your dreams.

     DreamWorks Animation 
  • Antz: You meet a girl that you want to get together with? Just kidnap her and force her to go on a road trip with you. She'll fall in love with you eventually!
  • The Bad Guys (2022):

  • Bee Movie:
    • You're being a Jerkass if you're not pleased when a talking bee steals your girlfriend.
    • If you eat or enjoy honey in any way, you're evil and exploitative.
    • Don't take time off work, or else you'll destroy the entire biosphere.
    • A lawsuit against the entire human race will be effective and not thrown out by the court.

  • Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie: Hey kids, if you take a sip of some liquidized radioactive cafeteria leftovers, you'll gain superpowers instantly.

  • Kung Fu Panda:
    • The best way to teach an overweight person kung fu is to tease him with food.
    • The worst mistake a heroic martial artist can make is to care about the opponent.(Though true in most cases)
    • If someone wants to try and improve themselves, they should be mocked and abused for it.
    • Unless you're The Chosen One, your hard work doesn't matter jackshit.
    • Fat people make the best kung fu fighters.
  • Kung Fu Panda 2: Overcoming trauma can be achieved in an afternoon.

  • Madagascar:
    • It's never too early to make a Broken Pedestal out of Mother Nature.
    • Never choose Liberty Over Prosperity. If you must choose between stifling, polluted civilization over pure, unspoiled nature, choose civilization, no matter how bad it is for your health or your freedom.

  • Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa:
    • Being a good dancer is the perfect survival tactic!
    • If you're attracted to fatter people, you're automatically an objectifying freak who only cares about that part of them.

  • Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted: Screw being in a zoo/sanctuary or the wild, animal slavery is awesome!

  • Megamind:
    • An alien baby crash-lands in a prison full of violent criminals? Let the violent criminal keep him. Government authorities won't notice an alien pod crash-landed on Earth and Child Services and basic Human Rights Activists won't mind a baby being kept in an American Adult Prison.
    • A kid can grow up in prison and become a perfectly sweet kid, however send him to school for a couple months and he'll become evil.
    • Keep our children out of school. Support their prison fund.
    • Being a hero consists solely of cleaning up your own mistakes and nothing else.
    • The one you think is a hero is actually a self-centered jerk who hates saving your life. The one you should rely on is the guy who's taken over the city and made you his slave. Also, never give nerds (like Hal) power because it turns them evil.
    • If you want to abandon your responsibilities, just fake your death! There will be no long-lasting negative consequences for doing this whatsoever.
    • If you have saved the town, all of those 88 life sentences you had will be lifted and forgotten. Redemption is easy.

  • Monsters vs. Aliens:

  • Mr. Peabody & Sherman: Social workers are nothing but sadists who want to break up families.

  • Over the Hedge:
    • Stealing is a-ok as long as you don't take more than you need! Or, stealing is okay so long as you steal from people who have too much of it anyway.
    • If you regret betraying someone, then the way to fix it is with another betrayal.

  • Rise of the Guardians:

  • Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken:
    • Your racist grandparents' prejudices are correct.
    • Certain types of people are just inherently better than others.
    • Negative societal influences do not exist, some races really are just born evil!
    • Child warfare is AWESOME!

  • Shark Tale:
    • Don't aim higher in life, just accept your thankless dead end job, otherwise you will just get all your friends into big trouble.
    • Lying to everyone about being the hero has no negative consequences as long as you admit it during the film's climax.
    • If it turns out that you can fight monsters and defend your hometown after all, just tell everyone that you were lying the whole time.
    • It's evil for sharks to eat fish, they can just go vegetarian. What, they want a happy ending? Then sharks should be allowed to eat any sentient fish they want, as long as they just avoid one particular reef.

  • Shrek franchise:
    • Shrek:
      • Ugly people deserve love too... but only from other ugly people. If a hot girl falls for an ugly guy, she must have something seriously wrong with her.
      • Judging people or harassing them for their outward appearance is bad. Mocking the reigning monarch of the land for being short, however, is perfectly fine.
      • Forcing friendships will work out in your favor.
      • It's okay to forcibly invite yourself to people's lands without clarifying it with the owner.
    • Shrek 2: Experiencing marriage troubles? Just change your appearance! Everything will eventually work out in the end!
    • Shrek the Third: Don't feel ready to accept the responsibilities of ruling a kingdom? Just get a literal high-schooler with daddy issues to do it.
    • Shrek Forever After: If you ever express any nostalgia for the past, get frustrated at the people who continuously violate your privacy every single day, or even want to take a break from your day-to-day life, then you're a whiny ungrateful jerk who needs to learn a lesson.
    • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish:
      • Death will leave you alone if you beat the shit out of him.
      • Wishing for your life to be longer makes you a selfish jerkass.
      • If a bad person wants something, you should destroy that thing so no one else can get it.
      • If you're being stalked by someone who threatens to kill you, don't bother telling anyone about it. Just... Because.
      • You're all going to die.
      • Unless they're green and an ogre; people who are fat and/or ugly are pure evil.

  • Trolls:
    • It's perfectly acceptable to break into someone's home and steal the food and resources they need to survive if the person in question is grumpy.
    • Chronic depression is not a psychological condition which some people need drugs to treat. Depressed people should just pull themselves together, stop taking antidepressants and stop bringing everyone else down.
    • Alternatively, euphoriant drugs cannot be psychologically (or physically) addictive. All you need to do to stop using them is to sing a catchy song and you'll realize that you can be just as happy without them.
    • Everyone must adopt their society's hat or be a friendless outsider. Never mind if said hat is likely to get your people killed and not wearing it makes you the Only Sane Man, you must conform!
  • Trolls World Tour:
    • Rock is Authentic, Pop is Shallow.
    • Pop is for Innocently Insensitive (coded-)white people, Hard Rock is for conformist bullies, Classical Music is for wimps, Techno isn't even worth mentioning and Funk and Hip-Hop are for the Afrofuturist Superior Species.
    • One's taste in music is inherently genetic.
    • Musical genres can only evoke one mood each.
    • Happiness is bad if that's your hat.
    • The nationalists are right; cultures cannot coexist. They can only invade and dominate one another, so the only options afforded to you are either total domination, complete isolationism or mutually assured destruction.
    • If you want to make a Black-coded culture, make them look the most like an everyday animal. The rest of the cultures can be like mythical creatures and humanoids.
    • Pop music taking inspiration from genres/cultures that are not its own is worse than the person who kidnapped people from said other genres/cultures and turned them into evil music zombies.
  • Trolls Band Together:
    • Talent is not a thing that requires practice or dedication, it's something you're either born with or have to literally have to suck out of people.

     Other Animated Film 

  • The Adventures of Mark Twain:
    • Assist in an old man's suicide and you'll get to go on a cool adventure and inherit all his awesome belongings.
    • You’re never too young to learn about existential nihilism and solipsism, kids!

  • All Dogs Go to Heaven:

  • An American Tail:
    • Cats only eat meat because they're mean. They could live off vegetables if they really wanted to.
    • We should deport every criminal gang in America to Hong Kong.
      • The best solution to crime is to send criminals to another country and let it become their problem.
    • It's good to make kids disillusioned with America at an early age.
    • Never give up and you'll accomplish your goals, but only after being driven to near-suicidal depression first.
    • America is just as awful as whatever country you might be thinking of moving there from. Don’t immigrate there.

  • An American Tail: Fievel Goes West:
    • Hey, young girls! Don't show any personal ambition, or you'll be lying to yourself and ignoring family members in need!
    • Dancing with the man who's plotting to kill your family and everyone you know is romantic.
    • Hey guys! If your girlfriend dumps you because of who you are, you should change your entire personality (maybe even your species) to suit her fancy so she'll take you back!
      • Be yourself, unless your true self sucks.
    • The song "Way Out West": Hooray for Manifest Destiny! Move out west, it's not like it was populated before we Europeans got here.
    • Native Americans practice silly religions and will start worshiping you if you resemble a random rock they live near.

  • An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island:

  • An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster:
    • Foreigners are silly and delusional, and will easily mistaken any poorly-made robotic contraption for a monstrous figure from their silly and false mythologies.
    • Forcing a scared child to interview families of people who've reportedly been eaten by some unidentified monster and draw an artist's interpretation of the creature is a great way to help them overcome their fears.
    • Phobias are easily overcome with logic and rationality.

  • Anastasia
    • Historical accuracy is completely irrelevant to a movie about historical events... again.
    • The only reason that anyone would try to overthrow an absolute monarchy is because the usurper is an evil, undead sorcerer.
    • Who cares about social and economic conditions, revolutions are triggered by the Devil!
    • If you get gunned down along with your family, and if you're important enough, on the bright side maybe 80 years later someone will make a musical animated movie out of it. Only about 30 years left until we get an animated JFK musical where Lee Harvey Oswald was actually an agent of the devil and JFK lived! Oh goody!
    • Do the right thing. Karma will get you laid.
    • Communism is wrong because it made the pretty princess cry!

  • Asterix Conquers America: The women who understand you the best are the ones who don't speak your language.
    • In general; you should rely all your self-defense against the Roman Empire on a really old guy who can make magic potions, and whom who refuses to share his secret recipe with anyone else. After all, it's not like he's going to die soon. Screw plan B!
      • And if you happen to face the consequences of when the old guy is temporarily gone from the village, but get saved by the end by said old guy and his friends, you should not consider thinking up reserve plans so it doesn't happen again.
    • Want to cross the Atlantic Ocean? A small fishing boat or a canoe is all you need!

  • A Troll in Central Park: You don't have to work towards your dreams, you just need to dream more!

  • Back to the Outback: Dangerous animals aren't considered dangerous for a reason, they're just misunderstood, so feel free to jump into that body of water with the wild crocodile!
    • Steve Irwin was secretly just a Floridian with self-esteem issues.
    • Meta: Only make a movie about how it's wrong to judge others for being ugly after you make the main cast as cute looking as possible.

  • Bébé's Kids: See three young children who live in a run-down apartment in a bad neighborhood, are consistently underfed, and are always left alone by their neglectful mother? Don't bother calling Child Protective Services, just take them under your wing and hope for the best.
    • Got a date with a guy who's agreed to take you and your kid to a theme park? Feel free to bring your friend's kids along without properly notifying your date. He'll be perfectly fine with it!

  • The Brave Little Toaster:
    • Inanimate objects are completely sentient, so if you forget about them or stop using them they will suffer from your neglect. Don't you dare throw any of them out, either, because abandoning them will ruin their lives and they will end up completely miserable. And if you dare take anything apart, you are mutilating living beings and inducing traumatic Body Horror on them. I hope you're happy...you sick fuck.
    • Garbage dumps are like concentration camps for cars and other objects.
    • Treat your inanimate plastic objects molded into humanoid shapes nicely, or they'll come to life and rise up against you.
    • Hoarding is the only humane thing to do.
    • Never replace your older technology. After all it would be a shame to hurt the feelings of your old VCR by getting a smart TV with streaming services.

  • The Book of Life: Your dad will only ever respect your life choices and who you are when he's DEAD.

  • Cats Don't Dance: Funny Animals only ever got leading roles in 1939. Felix the Cat, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Mickey Mouse, and Donald Duck don't count.

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs:

  • Coraline:
    • If your kid got a rash from poison oak in the homes' garden and says they nearly fell into a well, they're probably making up stories and can be blown off.
    • Decrepit old homes in disrepair are fun, sensible places for kids to explore.
    • Kids and parents, don't lose gratitude in your parents or kids or interdimensional imposters will lure the kids.
    • Dads Can't Cook.
    • Calm, collected people live in suburban towns, but quirky eccentric people live out in the wilderness.
    • If your kid is saying that a stranger is giving them food and hospitality, and clearly made a poison oak injury vanish overnight, again they're probably making up stories.

  • Corpse Bride:
    • You'll never make it with a woman who's more interesting than you. Stick to the girl who's just as boring as you are, especially if you were forced into marrying her in the first place.
    • Then again, even rotting, worm-infested cadavers manage to be more interesting than you. Not to mention livelier.
    • Necrophilia is awesome.
    • Attracted to a guy who another girl likes, too? Don't even bother trying to pursue a relationship with him, because you're stealing the other girl's opportunity to be happy. After all, everyone only gets one chance at true love. First person you dated didn't work out? Maybe you'll get to Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence, but forget about, you know, having a meaningful romantic relationship with anyone else.
    • There's no real point to actively seeking-out a compatible bride for yourself. Statistically, you're almost certain to end-up marrying multiple women with whom you will get along just fine through random chance alone! Within the space of a single day, no less!

  • Delgo: After learning that racism is bad, make sure to exterminate other races that you deem a threat to your homeland.

  • Despicable Me 2:
    • Just realize it; a family can never be complete or happy without a mother.
    • Even after you've pulled a Heel–Face Turn, it's still okay to be mean and rude to people you don't like.
    • Instead of keeping a secret formula in your safe, keep a jar of dip of said formula in your safe! It's not like it's going to get old or anything.
    • Take your first vague impression of a person and go with it. You'll eventually turn out to be right.

  • Eight Crazy Nights:
    • Helping out your community is all about receiving a meaningless award.
    • You too can get out of a well deserved prison sentence just by calling everyone out for mistreating somebody to a far lesser extent than you did.
    • It's fine to be a sociopathic jerk to everyone as long as you have a super generic tragic backstory to justify it.
    • The best way to get a selfish, destructive drunk to stop terrorizing innocent citizens is to feel bad for his unwillingness to mourn his parents.

  • The Emoji Movie:
    • People will forgive you if you inexplicably freak out during your first day of work, which ends up threatening the lives of your entire civilisation.
    • Being chased by killer robots? Distract them with a cat video.

  • FernGully: The Last Rainforest:
    • Every living creature on Earth deserves a habitat to call its own—except of course for humans.
    • Vorarephilia is a perfectly acceptable topic for song lyrics.
    • Nature = good; man = Hitler.
    • As long as human logging operations don't release the Eldritch Abomination with the sexy voice, there's nothing to worry about since the rainforest is home to magical fairies that can grow the trees back quickly.
      • Don't worry about the environment. The fairies can fix it.
    • You don't need to add any facts or reason in an environmentalist movie as long as you make humanity look evil or stupid for doing whatever they do.
    • Pollution is sexy and sounds like Tim Curry.
    • Trees have nervous systems and can therefore feel pain.

  • Foodfight!
    • If you purchase generic store products over brand name products, then you support the Nazis!note 
    • It's perfectly normal to become depressed over the tragic loss of a bag of chips.
    • It doesn't matter if you're acting out of jealousy or if you're somewhat justified by your action. You're ugly, you're irredeemably evil.

  • Gnomeo & Juliet: All of your relationship problems can be resolved if you just listen to your friend's tragic backstory.

  • Hotel Transylvania: If you're young and have never set foot outside your childhood home, the first person you meet outside of your parent's friends will be your One True Love. You will know he's The One because, if he leaves, you'll miss him and be sad. Like reallyreally sad, and mad at your parent too. (Which is special, because no adolescent normally feels that way.) You should decide to be with your new partner forever - literally forever, because you're immortal - in the space of a few days. Whirlwind teenage romances absolutely always work out and if you miss out on this opportunity, you will never, EVER meet anyone you could ever love again, so don't even try.
  • Hotel Transylvania 2: Constantly exposing a child to dangerous situations will yield positive results. Just keep doing it and it will happen.
  • Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation: Music is a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Golden Films):
    • Ugly people are like that because of self-esteem issues.
    • You can win the love of your life if you're actually hiding your beauty the whole time.
    • "The best way to show that (Quasimodo) has beauty on the inside is by giving him beauty on the outside!"note 

  • James and the Giant Peach:
    • Seagulls are The Incredible Hulk of animals.
    • Grave-robbing is fine if you really need it. Or if they're pirates.
    • The bigger the plant, the longer it takes to rot.
    • The British are made-up of depressives. Americans are patient and tolerant, especially New Yorkers.
    • New Yorkers can shrug off anything, including giant fruit falling from the sky and sentient giant bugs.
    • Water is the same as air.

  • Klaus (2019): People who speak another language may as well be a wholly different species. Or at least that's what everyone is going to tell everyone.

  • The LEGO Movie:
    • If you are not a fan of crossovers, you are an uncreative person who needs to be punished.
    • This also applies to you if you prefer to follow instructions when building something.
      • Alternatively, if you have no imagination or natural talent for architecture, you're a boring, stale person, and possibly an idiot.
    • Go ahead and mess with things that belong to your parents. And if they get angry at you for it, they are the bad guys.
    • Wanting to keep your collectables organized is tantamount to Nazism.
    • Making a LEGO story with the villain based off of how you perceive your dad will change his thought processes.
    • If an eight year old shows that he does at least respect your collection enough to not break them? You can let his two or three year old play with them.
  • The LEGO Batman Movie:
    • You can blame superheroes for not doing enough to stop the criminals, but not the police.
    • If you want to protect your family when a dangerous situation comes up by taking them somewhere where they'll be safe, you're a selfish bastard and deserve to be called out for it.
    • Murdering escaped prisoners is just as good as returning them to prison.
  • The LEGO Ninjago Movie:
    • Being related to someone infamous is all people need to hate you, regardless of whether or not you're anything like that person.
    • Your friends will always support you...unless you make a mistake, then you'll quickly lose their trust.
    • If you ever get swallowed by a giant creature, just give it glossal damage and it'll cough you up.
  • The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part:
    • Actions don't speak louder than words when people want to prove to others that they are good people.
    • Even after playing a big part in saving the world, you still won't be taken as seriously as your friends are.
    • If you keep your LEGOs in storage bins, you have no imagination.
    • Keep your negative emotions to yourself if you don't want to end up like an Omnicidal Maniac.
    • Attacking a city, kidnapping, manipulating someone into marrying you and not doing anything to find your missing friend doesn't make you a bad person and if someone thinks you are bad for it, they are wrong.
    • It's OK to disobey your parents' orders if it means getting along with your siblings.
    • Presidents are useless, you should trust the monarchy instead!

  • The Lorax (2012)
    • Once the environment has been destroyed, humans will live in a utopia and lead happy and fulfilled lives.
    • It doesn't matter if you've spent your entire life depleting the natural resources of the area you live in to the point of turning it into a barren wasteland, as long as someone else plants a single tree, all will be forgiven.
    • If a new niche in the market opens up and you set up a business to capitalise on that niche, you are evil.
    • Capitalism is like a plague of locusts; it's a self-feeding Grey Goo-like force that does nothing but destroy everything in its way. Once it depletes one resource, it simply changes its form — one corporation being replaced by another — so that it can live to continue destroying with no responsibility. And people will let it, too!
    • Meta: Find an attractive guy, but have nobody to ship him with? No problem, just ship him with himself!

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas:
    • Bored with your job? Tough. If you even attempt to try something new and exciting, even just once, you'll make a huge mess of it. Best to just do what you were born to do.
    • Kidnapping somebody is perfectly fine as long as you tell them that you're sorry in the end.
    • Want to get something done? Just get three young children to do it, even if they have a history of being mischevious little trouble-makers and work for an evil, gambling, bug-obsessed potato sack monster. Because nothing can TOTALLY go wrong there, right?
    • You should only celebrate your #1 favorite holiday every single year. Celebrating more than one holiday or changing your favorite holiday will only wreak havoc on the world.

  • Norm of the North: In The Mysterious Mr. Enter's words: "The Arctic is evil and everything within it is a menace to everything good and decent in the world. And we should take it upon ourselves to destroy it as quickly as possible!"

  • Once Upon a Forest:
    • Need to go on a long, treacherous and possibly life-threatening journey for the single plant that can cure a terminally ill little girl, which only grows on the steep, rocky face of a hundred foot cliff? Just send a group of inexperienced kids who've never left home before to do it for you, they'll be fine.
    • Placing your shirt over your mouth can protect you from poisonous gas.
    • Comatose people can't wake up until they feel your tears fall on their face.
    • A prototype to a new technology that took a scholar months, if not years, to build can be perfectly built at full size by a few young children who've had absolutely no prior training.
    • When breaking the news to a child that their parents just died in a disaster, immediately divert their attention by discussing whether or not the environment will recover from the disaster.
    • Badgers are the size of mice and other small rodents.

  • ParaNorman:

  • Ratatoing:
    • If you want to be successful, you have to steal from others. Oddly appropriate, as the film itself is a Mockbuster.
    • Have your competitors found out that your "trade secret" is just stealing food, and are now trying to keep you from doing it? They're evil and deserve to be sent to an animal testing lab.
    • A single ingredient is enough to sustain your restaurant for a week.
    • Cooking is easy. Just throw everything into a pot and stir.

  • The Red Turtle: Cruelty to animals will land you an attractive red-haired girlfriend.

  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:
    • It's only okay to make fun of people if they serve no useful purpose to you.
    • If you're different, you'd better find a damned use for yourself. Otherwise, nobody will ever like you, and you'll never amount to anything.
    • If you're a freak, no one's gonna like you. And if you do finally find a purpose, shut up and be happy about it.
    • Looking for your lost child is man's work.
    • People with deformities and disabilities that make them a societal pariah just need to find a way for their condition to be exploitable by an employer, then they will be loved by all.note 
    • One's worth is judged by their employability.

  • Rumble:
    • You should treat anyone who represents your hometown including coaches and athletes like a benevolent god. Anyone who does not represent your hometown should be looked upon with contempt and hate.
    • If you are an athlete and are seeking to move someplace else and living in an impoverished community then moving away from that community is wrong because that makes you a selfish traitor.
      • In other words, moving away from your hometown in order to get more success in your career and pursue your dreams is wrong.
    • Interfering with sports matches is okay if said interference happens in your home stadium and you are trying to help the person representing your hometown. In other words, helping your hometown’s athletes cheat in sports is okay.
    • Sports stadiums are to be revered like places of worship and trying to tear them down because of financial issues is to be considered blasphemy.
    • If you seek to be your own person and not follow the path of someone else the you are allowed to do so if you are related to said person. If you are not related then Moving away from that path is morally wrong and makes you evil.
    • If someone is bullying you because you like something such as salsa dancing then they will stop being jerks to you and grow to like you if they realize that you are related to a legendary figure.
    • Athletes, actors, and other celebrities are obligated to give all their fans everything they want on a silver platter because these fans are entitled to those things. Failure to do so is not optional as any deviance from giving fans what they want is to be considered an act of betrayal.
    • Being a woman in sports whether you are a coach or athlete means that you are allowed to get away with anything such an inconveniencing other people, getting a dog like monster hurt, and almost getting your hometown compromised by another city . You also don’t have to answer to the bad stuff you do in the world of sports as long as you are a woman. Only the men whether they are man or monster should be held accountable.
    • There is nothing morally questionable about treating fully sentient/human like creatures like a bunch of overgrown Pokemon.
    • The children of celebrities are obligated to follow in their parent's footsteps. If they don't want to, then coerce them into it. Personal choice doesn't mean jack!

  • Sausage Party:

  • Scary Godmother:
    • Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy:
      • If you don't celebrate holiday traditions like everybody else you are committing genocide.
      • Evil Makes You Monstrous.
      • Being traumatized is your own fault and a problem that you should not expect to get any help for.

  • The Secret Life of Pets 2: The fastest way to cure someone of an ailment is forcibly rip away any prescribed therapeutic devices and tell them they're cured. What do medical professionals know, anyway?

  • Secret Magic Control Agency: Doing anything other than what your parents did makes you a terrible person.

  • The Simpsons Movie: People who want to save the environment are all evil, genocidal lunatics.

  • Sing: It's perfectly reasonable and non-oppressing to pick your contestants based on their height rather than their actual talent.

  • Sing 2: Hey kids! This movie says you can produce an entire musical performance, learn a new skill, and overcome grief-related trauma in just the span of a few days! So what are you waiting for? Go do something damn it!
    • Talent agents are secretly attempted murderers and mob bosses.
    • Getting electrocuted to the point where you pass out won't have any negative effects on you aside from mildly scuffed up hands.

  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut: Always go through drastic measures to protect children from toilet humour, even if it means starting a war and dooming the Earth.

  • Starchaser: The Legend of Orin:
    • If a girl is giving you lip, just sexually harass her. Then she will be a lot more docile.

  • Strange Magic:
    • The boy trying to slip you a chemical substance to change your opinion on him is your true love.
    • Falling in love with the guy who kidnapped your sister is a great idea.

  • The Swan Princess:
    • Being attracted to each other because of looks and looks only is the essence of True Love.
    • Matchmaking your daughter with another queen's son is a-okay, even if they completely hate each other. If they don't like each other in the end, it's their fault, and not yours for trying to hook them up in the first place.
    • If your girlfriend breaks up with you, just hope she'll get kidnapped and forcefully transformed. This will make her instantly forget your mistakes and be eager to reunite with you as if nothing had happened.
    • Instead of using your powers to start your own kingdom or to take another one over, hold a pathetic grudge against an old king and keep trying to take his kingdom.

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem:
    • People will instantly stop being prejudiced if a random person on the news tells them to.
    • Being an overprotective parent means you're exactly the same as a genocidal maniac.

  • The Thief and the Cobbler:

  • Titan A.E.:
    • If a species gets their entire planet blown up, it's what they deserve for their past mistakes. Show them no pity.
    • It's always a good idea to entrust your child with an important map that leads to where you hid your pet project. Sure, he'll likely be hunted by those who're trying to destroy said pet project, but who cares he's the only one who can read the map.
    • Nobody wears underwear in the future.

  • The Transformers: The Movie: The quickest way to a promotion is to get your boss killed, along with any competition. Make sure your boss is definitely dead though, or else your plan will backfire terribly.

  • We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story:
    • Science (as in mutated dinosaurs) is good, where as nature (real dinosaurs) is sick and wrong.
    • People who like scary things do not deserve to be entertained. Horror-based entertainment is bad, and getting rid of it will show those who enjoy it the error of their ways.
    • If you have the ability to kill a villain who tortures and brainwashes people, you shouldn't, because it's not very nice. Instead, you should submit to his demands and join him.
    • If a predatory animal has just broken free and shows every indication of being about to eat someone you should run over to that animal while shouting loudly. It won't get you eaten, it'll make that animal nice!
    • You have a powerful timeship, a huge stockpile of cereal that permanently raises the intelligence of any living creature, and a magical radio that lets you listen to the wishes of children. Naturally, this means that you should drop off some intelligent dinosaurs in the early 1990s and hope that they help two alienated kids. Don't bother curing world hunger or anything.
    • The only wish any child anywhere in the world has is the desire to see living dinosaurs.
    • Let's not forget: It is not ok to run a carnival full of freaks and demons, but it is perfectly ok to drop living dinosaurs with enhanced intelligence into the middle of New York City without explaining anything to them about how the world has changed. Secondly, Spiderman parade balloons can momentarily withstand the massive girth of a T-rex that jumps on top of them and remain afloat as long as said T-rex is singing a catchy song while doing so.
    • Carnivorous animals are smarter than herbivorous animals.

  • Wish Dragon:
    • People who live in poverty are always close friends with one another. In fact? They will even look pretty.
    • Rich people are all snoots and have no morals - but if they were once poor? They will indeed have morals and admirable character qualities.
    • Even though money can solve so many people's problems? It's better to do without.
    • Wanting to improve the livelihood of you and your child when you're about to face financial ruin will get you killed. So don't even bother.
    • Home chefs will make great restaurant chefs.

  • Wolfwalkers: If you have a quick and easy way to repopulate your species when you are facing extinction, don't. Just don't. It ain't worth it because... just don't.


Alternative Title(s): Animated Film

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