History WMG / WeirdAlYankovic

That's why Pinkie's always singing wacky songs... she learned them from Dad! Her {{Amish}} family was [[UnreliableNarrator imaginary]], but was heavily inspired by "Amish Paradise".

** Considering Trapped in a Drive-Thru could be considered a food song, could he be relapsing? Or could it be placed before Grapefruit Diet? Oh and congrats on the marriage, food guy.

** Considering Trapped in a Drive-Thru could be considered a food song, could he be relapsing? Oh and congrats on the marriage, food guy.

[[WMG:Skipper Dan doesn't HAVE to work on the Jungle Cruise.]]
He works there because his girlfriend can't find any other work; he easily could. She appears briefly in the music video, she's the girl who shares the "shooting self" gesture with him.
* Wait, how do you know that he even has a girlfriend? And why do they have to work in the same place anyway (especially when most places actually don't allow it)?

[[WMG: Weird Al is [[FriendshipIsMagic PinkiePie's]] father.]]

I'm sure when he's deep in a tour sometimes he wishes he was working a humble desk job or something more fitting to his education - something that would give him more time at home with the family. I'm not saying her regrets it - it's just even in the best jobs you have days you wish you were doing something else. He was a a grade-A student, graduated early, went to Cal Polytechnic, etc - and now he's a showman.

* ''WorldOfWarcraft'' fans are familiar with "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4TyqYsC26g That's the World of Warcraft That You Play]]", a parody of Al's "That's your Horoscope For Today".

* But "Eat It" won't be sung by MichaelJackson for...obvious reasons. It will be instead sung by the Far East Movement.

* You have successfully made MichaelJackson's death even more tragic.

Because it would be AWESOME.

Look at his songs. "Fat". "Eat It". "My Bologna". "Lasagna". "I Love Rocky Road". "Living in the Fridge". "Spam". "Addicted to Spuds". "Girls Just Want to Have Lunch". "Taco Grande". "Waffle King". "Grapefruit Diet". I posit that no other human being has ever written this many songs about food. Not to mention other things, such as the fact that he did a much-belated parody of "[=MacArthur=] Park" (which is about a cake), and "Albuquerque" is bookended with a rant about sauerkraut and has a roughly one-minute stretch where all he does is list different types of doughnuts. But hey, it seems to have worked for him; he's been thin as a rake throughout recorded history, except during parts of the "Fat" video.

INCLUDING TheBeatles, BobDylan and other respected artists.

[[WMG: TheWeirdAlEffect will apply to Weird Al regarding ALL music of the past few decades]]

Another guess is that someone will parody Al's songs as a fairly straight, non-comedic song.

* That second one's been done, complete with Al's permission. Steve Goodie did a ''HarryPotter''-themed parody of "Hardware Store" called "Dumbledore", which got significant Demento airplay.

* That second one's been done, complete with Al's permission. Steve Goodie did a ''HarryPotter''-themed parody of "Hardware Store" called "Dumbledore", which got significant Demento airplay.

[[WMG: weird al is a time lord]]
* his tardis? the parody genre ITSELF!

* That second one's been done, complete with Al's permission. Steve Goodie did a ''HarryPotter''-themed parody of "Hardware Store" called "Dumbledore", which got significant Demento airplay.

Or someone will parody one of Al's original songs.

[[WMG: One Day, Al will parody one of his original songs]]

Also, the piano he's pulling contains Robert Goulet's body, and he's trying to get rid of the evidence.

*** In that case, "Eat It" should probably be a flashback song about his childhood, explaining how his parents forced him into his gluttonous lifestyle. The problem is that this postdates two significant food songs, so either the songs need to be presented out of album order or the flashback needs to be three songs in.

** Now I want to make Fat a RockOpera with the Waffle King as a villain. (Somehow I see Waffle King as a VillainSong of the series.) And his addiction is really more to whatever is on his plate at the moment.

* Piecing this together, it seems that this character is an overweight Italian-American who can speak passable Spanish, he's a parent, and he has suffered from addictions to bologna, rocky road ice cream, potatoes, spam, and Oreo cookie filling. He may have also become a waffle industry giant. Yipe.

There was been no song about food on either Poodle Hat or Straight Outta Lynwood. The album before that, Running With Scissors, had Grapefruit Diet, about a very fat man who is going on a diet. The guy from Grapefruit Diet is the same as the guy from Fat, and all of the songs dealing with food in between. Now that he's on a diet, there probably won't be another food song.

That's how the song managed to reach an end.

He works there because his girlfriend can't find any other work; he easily could. She appears briefly in the music video, she's the girl who shares the "shooting self" gesture with him.