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* So, by your logic, every Buddhist is a Nazi?
* So, by your logic, every Buddhist is a Nazi?
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Think about it. Sasuke is driven entirely by emotion and revenge, and after his [[spoiler: FaceHeelTurn]] we all know he's been corrupted by the darkness. Sai was intended to be Sasuke's replacement and has absolutely no emotion whatsoever. You do the math.
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Think about it. Sasuke is driven entirely by emotion and revenge, and after his [[spoiler: FaceHeelTurn]] we all know he's been corrupted by the darkness. Sai was intended to be Sasuke's replacement and has absolutely no emotion whatsoever. You do the math.math.
[[WMG: Hizashi is a Nazi.]]
Why else would he have a swatsika on his head?
[[WMG: Hizashi is a Nazi.]]
Why else would he have a swatsika on his head?
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*On a related note: Iruka suffers from a rare form of schizophrenia that causes him to completely believe in elaborate delusions that color the way he tells stories. In this case he is convinced that he and Kakashi have been involved in a stable (but secret) long-standing relationship for years. They're not. And Kakashi has no idea. So, for example, that three episode "rookie teacher Iruka" filler after the Pain saga wherein Iruka recalls his early teaching days, and Kakashi comments on "the glimmer in his eyes?" It never happened. The whole story is structured like a flashback from Iruka's point of view - even moments where he wasn't present and so could have no real memory of the events.
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It's been shown that, one of the Akatsuki members Zetsu, can create perfect clones of anyone and even copy their sent and Chakara manipulation (Though it is slightly weaker than the actual person's chakara) so Zetsu [[ForTheEvulz after being bored with nothing to do and wanted to cause some chaos for the Lulz]] [[ImAHumanitarian decided that he will eat eveyone]] the creat perfect replicas so he could watch them fight ForTheLulz.
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It's been shown that, one of the Akatsuki members Zetsu, can create perfect clones of anyone and even copy their sent scent and Chakara manipulation (Though it is slightly weaker than the actual person's chakara) so Zetsu [[ForTheEvulz after being bored with nothing to do and wanted to cause some chaos for the Lulz]] [[ImAHumanitarian decided that he will eat eveyone]] the creat perfect replicas so he could watch them fight ForTheLulz.
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Think about it, Minato isn't just a BadassNormal, he's the kind of BadassNormal that you see in a SelfImposedChallenge in [=RPGs=]- no biju, no kekei genkai, no Sage Mode, no Inner Gates, and able to go toe-to-toe with the BigBad. He has no powerups; he's just insanely skilled and smart.
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Think about it, Minato isn't just a BadassNormal, he's the kind of BadassNormal that you see in a SelfImposedChallenge in [=RPGs=]- no biju, no kekei kekkei genkai, no Sage Mode, no Inner Gates, and able to go toe-to-toe with the BigBad. He has no powerups; he's just insanely skilled and smart.
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Naruto's head contains or has contained; himself, the Kyuubi, Minato's chakra, Kushina's chakra and Itachi's undisclosed power. How can you expect him to be very intelligent when a lot of his brainpower is given over to the other's that are sharing his head?
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Naruto's head contains or has contained; himself, the Kyuubi, Minato's chakra, Kushina's chakra and Itachi's undisclosed power. How can you expect him to be very intelligent when a lot of his brainpower is given over to the other's others that are sharing his head?
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Think about it. Sasuke is driven entirely by emotion and revenge, and after his [[spoiler: FaceHeelTurn]] we all know he's been corrupted by the darkness. Sai was intended to be Sasuke's replacement and has absolutely no emotion whatsoever. You do the math.
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Coyote can possess anything with eyes and he said he was the moon once and Naruto used Therapy Jutsu on him that's why he is no longer evil.
*GC is thus the future of Naruto.
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Think about it. It's the ultimate cheat.
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[WMG: Maito Gai's links with either Brave series (eg GaoGaiGar) and seiyuu Hiyama Nobuyuki]]
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[[WMG: Kabuto is a [[{{Jerkass}} dick]]]]
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[[WMG: The actual Big Bad of Naruto is Ten-Ten]]
Think about it, we don't see her much. She may have strong jutsus we aren't even aware of! And she have every reason to hate ninja world.
No one will suspect her of being an enemy. Poor girl.
[[WMG: Gaara [[ShipperOnDeck supports ShikaTema.]]]]
Or at least recognizes Shikamaru as a BadassBookworm, since he [[spoiler: chose Shikamaru as his proxy general for the fourth division in the Joint Shinobi Forces, the same division where Temari is stationed.]]
[[WMG: EVERYONE, not just shinobi, can run through the trees at superhuman (to us) speed.]]
This would explain the [[Main/SchizoTech mostly up-to-date technology]] and presence of ''some'' internal-combustion engines, but general lack of cars and other land vehicles.
* This is exactly how human flight works in ''Main/{{Dragonball}}'', a skill anyone can learn, and it's well-known that that series was a major influence on Kishimoto.
More logically, maybe they just don't have the oil that's refined into gasoline. Or enough of it to make the invention and production of cars and such practical.
* The FridgeLogic to that is, they DO have the capacity to generate electricity, and electric vehicles may have limited range, but it's still wider than draft animals.
[[WMG: Neji ditched the kevlar armor before the start of Part II because it's summer, whereas Part I took place over the winter.]]
Kevlar is very heavy, and by design, it doesn't allow air through. Wearing it in summer is brutally hot, raising your personal heat index about 20 degrees. So unless he wanted to be drinking copious amounts of water while on missions, he'd leave the kevlar at home during the summer.
* I think Kiba was the one who wore "kevlar" under his coat, as you can see late in the Sakon and Ukon fight.
* Based on the references made by Naruto and Sakura, we can surmise that the Pain Invasion Arc takes place some time between October 10 and early December, because Naruto's 16th birthday has already passed, and it's still autumn a few days later. This places the start of Part II around March, assuming that the six months reference concerning the time between the start of Part II and Orochimaru's attempt to take Sasuke's body is accurate (where did that time go, anyway?).
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* It would also explain why Rock Lee can do no ninjutsu or genjutsu and had to train so hard. He's not a pervert.
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If my above WMG about the Sage of Six Paths is correct, then about half of the cast are reincarnated characters from Gurren Lagann. It explains a ''lot'' about the characters, you know...
[[WMG: Shino is a high functioning autistic]]
Completing Team Kurenai's socially awkward trio. Think about it, he's very smart, but he has trouble interacting with other people, even his own teammates. He's always complaining about being left behind.
* This troper is intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter,but what would be the official diagnosis for Hinata's shyness and Kiba's being declared loud and annoying by Naruto off all people.
** Hinata's shyness is a result of poor self-esteem due to her father constantly berating her. I don't know what's wrong with Kiba, though I can't say I'm not partial to [[LoveableSexManiac one popular]] [[ChivalrousPervert fan explanation]].
** This Troper is thinking ADHD for Kiba.
** So Shino has Asperger's Syndrome? My only problem with this theory is that he doesn't really talk like someone with Asperger's/any other mild form of Autism. People on the Autism Spectrum, at the very best, tend to have halting speech patterns, usually with stuttering or lots of hesitation/random pauses. Their voices also tend to be a bit soupy. Shino's speech is very smooth and when he gets the chance, he tends to ramble to the point of MrExposition.
*** Not everyone with Asperger's has a speech impediment. See: this troper, this troper's brother, this troper's other brother who had one as a child but got over it with speech therapy well before the age of 12.
[[WMG: Sasuke is not capable of existing for longer than five minutes without being around someone obsessed with him]]
In Konoha, Sasuke had his fangirls, as well as Sakura and Naruto to varying degrees. Once he ditched them, he went to Orochimaru. After Orochimaru was gone he found Karin and Jugo. When he had to leave them back with Kisame, he was with Itachi and later Madara. Even though Jugo is MIA, Karin was still around when Madara took him to Danzo. And now that Sasuke is on the verge of getting rid of Karin, who should show up but an apparently reverted back to twelve Sakura? Not to mention Naruto's looking for them.
* ... You're kidding, right? Sakura's acting, to get him to lower his guard. She's not even doing a very good job of it.
** Maybe, maybe not. But even if she is, attacking her friends and knowingly throwing her life away - unless she's delusional or expecting a last-second miracle - to kill him definitely qualifies as obsessed.
*** Hah! She probably isn't acting, seeing as she ''already'' offered to betray the village for Sasuke...
**** You don't get it. She expects to die fighting him. It's supposed to be all dramatatic. And yes, she already offered to leave the village with him. Years ago, both plot wise and real time. She's undergone a little something called ''characted development'' since then. Going with Sasuke would be the same as Naruto demanding a date from her, and then yelling to the Sandime about how he'll become Hokage. All the characters have changed quite a lot from who they were pre-timeskip. ... of course then again given how badly parts of the manga have been written, I could be wrong. If I am it's just further proof that Kishimoto really is an awful writer, as opposed to a decent writer who occasionally suffers from bouts of sever mental retardation.
[[WMG: Naruto will open a psycholigist office (AKA, a training center) at the end of the story.]]
Think about it.
Almost everybody he's beat sense into while yelling at has become a better person, right?
Then he'll figure out a way to make money when doing so, and open a psych care facility.
[[WMG: The orginal working title for the series was "The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto."]]
Either Shuisha executives or Kishimoto's editor ordered the title shortened to "Naruto," because they didn't think a long title for the series was good marketing. This would explain the NOT TitleDrop as Jiraiya was dying, calling "The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto," the sequal to "The Tale of [[PublicDomainCharacter Jiraiya the Gallant.]]"
[[WMG: Kishimoto and Tite Kubo have been peer reviewing each other's work prior to publication.]]
Because Naruto and BLEACH have too much in common to write it off as a coincidence.
* This ''really'' needs more clarification. Aside from being [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment combat-heavy]] {{Shonen}} manga having blond, HotBlooded protagonists with similar hairstyles, neither series much resembles the other. Ichigo is a ChasteHero with a family and Bleach has NoHuggingNoKissing firmly in place, while Naruto's (the character) sole source of angst is unrequited love and family issues and Naruto (the series) is defined, in many ways, by the relationships characters have.
[[WMG: If/When Madara's plan succeeds, the next issue will be a highschool Manga as a nod to all the fanfiction with that setting.]]
It'll take Naruto at least an issue or two before he figures out something isnt right.
* Which could also double as confirming the last WMG, seeing as the Konoha High School clips used in the anime's ending theme was basically BLEACH scenes with Naruto characters.
[[WMG: Yo. This would be my TTGL related guesses, gathered in one place.]]
'''CONCERNING THE SAGE OF SIX PATHS'''
In fact, he was [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann THE GREAT KAMINA-SAMA!]], shortly after his demise in his own dimension.
From what we know, Spiral Power can A.) create things, B.) let people do impossible stuff, and C.) allow creatures to rapidly evolve.
So Kamina dies on his homeworld. Then his spirit manages it make it to a different universe, where it uses Spiral Power to construct a new body to inhabit. He then realizes that his eyes have chaned, due to his sudden use of a ''lot'' of Spiral Power, and gives it a badass sounding name. After about a year of wandering and realizing that he could use superpowers all of a sudden, he gets it in his head to teach other people how to do the same.
The six paths are actually the five elemental styles and "the wandering spiral path". Thus, there must be a number of hidden techniques that make the impossible possible, creates a number of artifical bodies, and runs on hot blood...
Several names spring to mind... [[supersecretspoiler: Naruto, Lee, Madara, Pain, Guy...I'm looking at you...]]
'''CONCERNING THE JYUUBI'''
The Jyuubi already existed on the Naruto world, but was... possessed by an otherworldy entity approx. seven years after the sage appeared
Yes, the Jyuubi was possesed by the [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann Anti-Spiral]], forming a composite being, with the Jyuubi's mind and body, and some of the remaining Anti-Spiral thoughts.
Furthermore, if we accept both the above WMG about Jyuubi possessing Madara and the WMG on the TTGL page about the Anti-Spiral being the result of Instrumentality, then the 'Moon's-Eye-Plan' makes a lot more sense...
'''CONCERNING THE HYUUGA'''
I just thought of this, so I decided to add it; Hyuuga are decended from ''another'' spiral who arrived in the Naruto world after his death.
One with dark blue hair. And a wife that, presumably, followed the Anti-Spiral in demise.
Yes, that one.
'''CONCERNING MADARA'''
When Madara completes the Moon's-Eye-Plot... He'll pull off an Anti-Spiral and trap ''everyone'' in anternate universe in their heads, leaving only himself outside.
You should see where this is going...
[[WMG: Naruto mugged Wedge Antillies.]]
Where else would he get a snazzy orange jumpsuit?
* He ''could'' have taken it from Biggs Darklighter...
[[WMG: The Raikage and Killer Bee don't have a father.]]
Instead, they were born from a breach in the time-space continuum that happened when Chuck Norris slightly brushed Mr. T's mohawk with his roundhouse kick.
Got the idea from a guy in Deviantart. Just changed "beard" with "mohawk".
* Nah, they're ''clones'' of someone [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann else]]. Someone named 'Lordgenome'. Think about it- he beat up the mecha that [[YuriLowenthal Simon]] was piloting with his bare hands. The Raikage beat up Susano'o (which [[YuriLowenthal Sasuke]] was using) with ''his'' bare hands. Both of them basically said "I don't care" about big wounds that they got. It's the only explaination.
** You mean ''Lordgenome's'' the one who was made from the breach in the time-space continuum that happened when Chuck Norris slightly brushed Mr. T's mohawk with his roundhouse kick?
*** Probably. How ''else'' do you explain his badassitude?
[[WMG: ''Naruto'' is actually a DatingSim.]]
One in which the main character has made ''most'' of the right moves so far, and is approaching the endgame.
Let's see just he's managed to do, concerning romantic interests.
1:) Though it took just being himself, he got the {{Bishoujo}} {{Ojou}} to fall for him.
2:) He got his originally intended love interest to reluctantly fall in love with him, in basically the same way.
3:) We can guess that Karin has said 'screw this' about going after anyone ''that'' overtly evil, and we know she commented noticed that Naruto is "the exact opposite of Sasuke". I'd think that anyone who just got stabbed by their last romantic target would probably make their next one as far from that as possible. Do the math.
4:) ''How'' many filler girls has naruto made an extremely good impression on?
So, you see where this is going, no? It's almost like Kishimoto is pulling a reverse [[GenreShift Negima gambit]].
** Does that make Sasuke the {{Yandere}} GayOption?
*** Nope. He's the RivalTurnedEvil. The GayOption is probably Sai.
** I always wondered if the story would make more sense as a video game than a manga/anime. Mind you, I had an RPG in the image of KingdomHearts in mind, rather than a dating sim, but this idea makes sense. In fact, rewriting the story to fit an RPG with dating sim aspects could be a way to extend the life of the series and resolve the Shipping issues. Don't like the way Kishimoto chose the pairings? Just make some different decisions and watch the AlternateEnding.
Addendum: In fact, it's a DatingSim with three versions- Ramen, Clouds, and Fan. The evidence that the people playing the first two are doing stuff right is visible, as is the evidence that the guy playing the third is... not.
[[WMG: Naruto is going to create a ''much'' more effective version of the ''Rasengan'' for use against Sasuke and Madara...]]
One that allows him to turn his foes' attacks against them. It kinda struck me that he has absolutely no way of countering the ''Ameterasu'', so why not?
The name of this super ''Rasengan''?
* The name will actually be Rasen Shrunken.
** ... No. Fire > Wind, so it won't work against ''Ameterasu''.
[[spoiler:''[[TengenToppaGurrenLagann Rasengan Overload]]'' ]].
[[WMG: Everyone in the Narutoverse is a Zetsu Clone.]]
It's been shown that, one of the Akatsuki members Zetsu, can create perfect clones of anyone and even copy their sent and Chakara manipulation (Though it is slightly weaker than the actual person's chakara) so Zetsu [[ForTheEvulz after being bored with nothing to do and wanted to cause some chaos for the Lulz]] [[ImAHumanitarian decided that he will eat eveyone]] the creat perfect replicas so he could watch them fight ForTheLulz.
[[WMG: Naruto takes place in an alternate [[MageTheAwakening Mage]] and entire plot is one huge game of XanatosSpeedChess between the Exarchs and the Oracles]]
Instead of building the Watchtowers like in canon Mage, the Oracles built a "bridge" across the [[CosmicHorror Abyss]], thus altering the structure of the fallen world to be more like the Supernal. This is why Jutsu work.
For the plot itself, the Exarchs are mainly represented by The General. The General's Modus Operandi is to use warfare as a way to sap humanity's resources and keep them from touching the Supernal. He's been encouraging dissent and conflict among the nations and Ninja villages for years. The other Exarchs are relatively minor, either working with the General or running unrelated plots offscreen.
It begins with the Bloodline limits. People with bloodline limits are actually Proximai, people touched by Supernal power. The General, along with a few allied Exarchs, stirred up prejudice against Bloodline limits to exterminate any links to the Supernal. The Oracles' counter-move is to push Kohona into embracing Bloodline limits, bringing it to a position of power within the Ninja World.
The Oracles' next move is backing the Third Hokage. The third Hokage has a great deal of personal power, is extremely competent, and is a peace-loving man. The Hokage's personal power and efforts for peace make him an extremely big target for the General. Despite The General's efforts, the Third Remains in power. Orochimaru was something the General took advantage of, pushing him into villain hood as a side-plot to instigate conflict close to the Third. The General starts getting desperate when Minato becomes the Hokage. If he was in contact with the Professor, he probably shared at least some of his peaceful ideals. And if Minato had half of Naruto's charisma, he had a very good chance to get people to agree with him.
So the General pushes Madara Uchiha into throwing the Kyuubi at Kohona and lets Minato kill himself sealing the thing. He then makes several moves at once, simultaneously working on pushing the Uchiha clan into making a coup while manipulating Danzo into becoming the Third's enemy, planting the whole "The third is a Peace-loving fool" concept in his head in the process. The Uchiha plot short circuts thanks to Itachi and Danzo, but the General salvages Sauske from it as a useful, mentally-dysfunctional pawn. Incidentally, the General's the reason why Sauske has such strong PlotArmor. Sauske's just too valuable a pawn to lose.
The Oracles make some subtle manipulations to groom Naruto as their next champion. Massive personal power, a strong idealist, and huge reserves of determination, kindness, and charisma. They even get him to graduate with the Rookie nine so he'll forge bonds with ninja very likely to become extraordinary in the future. The General lobs Sauske at Naruto in hopes of fouling up any future plans by having Naruto become personally connected to Sauske. The General's next plot is literally Orochimaru's, subtly assisting the snake-nin in subverting Suna, marking Sauske, and Killing the Third. The death and destruction of the invasion was just a bonus. The Oracles take the opportunity to get Garra and Naruto to become friends, thus landing the Sand Jinnurichi in their corner.
The Oracles lob Naruto at Tsuande in order to stall Danzo. At the same time, the Oracles are backing Atsutki. The Oracles "hijacked" Madara into aiming for [[Instrumentality]] because it would result in a great Awakening, thus destroying the Abyss and severely weakening the Exarch's hold over reality. The Oracles being god-like beings, undoing instrumentality is entirely possible for them. At the same time, after the time skip Naruto is becoming increasingly powerful and popular, despite Danzo. If he survives, he might very well become Hokage, or exert great political influence in another manner. This is the Oracles's Xanatos gambit. By pitting Atsutki and Naruto against one another, the General is stuck with three very difficult options. One is to stop the war (not going to happen), one is to ensure mutual destruction (very difficult to pull off, especially with the Oracles meddling around), and the other is to simply kill Naruto and kill the Kyuubi with him. The General's currently going after the "kill Naruto" option as best he can, using with the side plot of destroying Kohona in hopes of keeping Naruto from obtaining political power by simply destroying his "nation", sort of like a reverse assassination.
[[WMG: Killer Bee's is actually {{Tarzan}}]]
I know, there's evidence that Tarzan was black, or [[HighlyVisibleNinja a ninja]], but [[http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/492-129/5 the evidence speaks for itself]].
[[WMG: Kabutimaru's Sixth Coffin Contains [[{{Batman}} The Joker]].]]
He said to Madara, "Do you know who I am?" and Madara said, "You're a Madman."
* More likely that it is [[{{Deadpool}} Deadpool.]]
[[WMG: The canon story is secretly a fanfiction of Team 8]]
It was written from the perspective "what if Kurenai hadn't selectively chosen Naruto for Team 8?" and deals with all the ramifications that would have.
[[WMG: Kakashi is Willy Wonka]]
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLSTeQ6u60U Demonstrated here.]]
[WMG: Rock Lee and Tenten will get married, and their daughter will be [[StreetFighter Chun Lee]].]]
* Think about it. Amazing martial artist who focuses on close combat (especially kicks), and has Meatball Hair. If she lacks the messed-up chakra paths that Lee has, it explains why she can do an energy attack (Can she? I don't remember...).
** What the hell is with all these shipping [=WMGs=]? This is a series about guys going around stabbing each other with lightning knives, setting each other on fire and punching each other in the face, not some sappy love story.
*** It's called "''wild'' mass guessing" for a reason. Chill out.
** Her name is "Chun '''Li'''", not Lee, but she does look quite a bit like Tenten.
[[WMG: Minato is an RPG character played by a hard-core gamer.]]
Think about it, Minato isn't just a BadassNormal, he's the kind of BadassNormal that you see in a SelfImposedChallenge in [=RPGs=]- no biju, no kekei genkai, no Sage Mode, no Inner Gates, and able to go toe-to-toe with the BigBad. He has no powerups; he's just insanely skilled and smart.
[[WMG: The [[spoiler:Namikaze's...]]]] ...are descendants of [[{{Touhou}} Yukari Yakumo]].
Just speculation after the uber recent (as of 7/15/10) chapter 502. Just think about it:
* Blonde hair.
* The eyes can be considered a sub-effect of Yukari's gap manipulation; she's depicted with both gold and purple eyes, along with red and blue on occasion. [[spoiler: Naruto has displayed ''(almost) all'' of these colors, going red with Kyuubi's power, gold with Sage Mode, and, in fanon at least, purple when he's getting dangerously close to using the Kyuubi's power. Blue is his natural, of course.]]
* Who else would be the best to seal a Kyuubi then the descendants of a Youkai who had one as a servant?
* Yukari, at least fanon-wise, is said to be responsible for sealing ExRumia within her ribbon; this would explain the sealing skills Minato is commonly said to be a master of. [[spoiler: Though, at least recently, apparently the sealing skills come from the Uzumaki side. But who said that Yukari couldn't be the progenitor of both Uzumaki and Namikaze?]]
* The settings of both Touhou and Naruto are both similarily anachronistic yet at the same time fairly oriental in depiction.
* Naruto's trickster nature, often attributed to the Kyuubi's influence, can also be pointed towards family; namely, Yukari's tendency to mess around with people for fun. (Dammit, Naruto/Yukari!)
* The jutsu Minato used in chapter 502 to [[spoiler:redirect the Kyuubi's WaveMotionGun]] had an odd similarity to one of Yukari's gaps, and his TeleportSpam use of Hiraishin is quite similar to Yukari's most commonly portrayed use of her main, utilitarian gaps. (Minato only being able to teleport all of him, and at that only with a declaration of a Jutsu, may be an example of the Sukima Youkai blood thinning out as the lineage becomes more human.)
* Of course, since Minato's main specialty seems to be turning out to be [[spoiler:Time/Space jutsu]] (if Shikaku and Chouza identifying him by the type of jutsu used and that alone is any indication) and his favoritism to his custom Hiraishin kunai, the Namikaze's might well be a descendant line of Izayoi Sakuya instead; in this case, the point about their eye colors is shared and it has the added point of the similarity of Naruto's Kage Bunshin spam and Sakuya's infinite knife barrage. In fact, Naruto's 'Kunai from All Directions' even vaguely resembles 'Buriallusion: Phantasmic Killer' from Scarlet Weather Rhapsody.
Of course, this being Touhou, the number of comparisons we could make would probably be really, really freaking high. (Sakura/Tsunade can be compared to Suika pretty easy, since the medics' super strength technique is a manipulation of ''chakra'' density, in effect. Along with the Tsurupettan jokes for Sakura.)
[[WMG: Kurenai doesn't wear clothes; she wears only a genjutsu.]]
I got this idea off a fanfic. Considering the utter lack of normal people in the shinobi corps, it wouldn't be too surprising.
* Link please. We must examine the evidence!
** The title is "An Anthropological Study of the Hyuuga," but Kurenai doesn't actually appear in the story. It's just a reference Hiashi makes when he realizes Hinata is hiding something and briefly wonders if she might have taken after her mentor and started wearing nothing but a genjutsu.
*** Awwwww....
[[WMG: The Hyuga Clan always wins eating contests.]]
This is from the Omake where Hinata won a ramen eating contest by a clear 15 bowls (46) ahead of Yamato (31). Basically, chakra = energy. Food gives people energy, so therefore, replenishes chakra. When in an eating contest, any member of the Hyuga clan would be constantly venting their chakra as they ate, so they don't become full until they've eaten more than any other competitior.
* Aside from the fact that this [[YouFailBiologyForever ignores basic biology]], it's a safe bet that food doesn't become immediately vaporized to replenish chakra once it's ingested...
[[WMG: The last person that [[spoiler: Kabutochimaru summoned]] is... ]]
[[spoiler: Jesus.]] Enough said.
* That would imply that [[NoSuchThingAsWizardJesus Jesus was dead.]]
[[WMG: Shino will grow up to be [[InvaderZim Professor Membrane]] ]]
[[WMG: By the end of the series... EverybodyHasLotsOfSex will be implied.]]
Kids inherting the Will of Fire, from their parents. That kinda thing.
* I believe the correct trope to file that under is BabiesEverAfter. EverybodyHasLotsOfSex means promiscuity. Having the survivors pair off and have a bunch of kids is BabiesEverAfter.
[[WMG: Itachi's eyes will force Sasuke to wear glasses.]]
Which in turn force him to use range attacks, like a bow and bright blue arrows....
Hmmm... Ishida?!
[[WMG: Everything After The Point Sasuke "Dies" in the Land of Waves Arc never happened. Saskue is in a coma and this is all one huge hallucination.]]
[[WMG: Or... Everything After The Point in the timeline of when Itachi massacred the clan never happened. Saskue is in a coma and this is all one huge hallucination.]]
[[WMG: OR... Everything never happened. Saskue is in a coma and this is all one huge hallucination after an accident while still a young child.]]
Exactly as it says. There were no ninjas. There was no Uchiha massacre. There was no curse mark. Sasuke is still about 7, and is hallucinating all of this. Perhaps he got into something he wasn't supposed to...
I mean, after all, doing the math, Itachi should have been F***ing 12 years old when he supposedly killed his clan. Flashbacks show that he was nowhere near 12 looking in his appearance. Not to mention, that I would doubt that a 12 year old child, prodigy or no, would be able to do something of that magnitude.
That being said, perhaps each and everyone represents a certain aspect Saskue remembers or longs for.
I'll leave it up to you to decide what.
* Madara helped Itachi with the massacre, Itachi had the Mangekyou, while the others did not, it was in the night and in the Uchiha mansion, so they were less on guard. Itachi had the element of surprise, an extra power-up and the support of Madara. So it is possible that Itachi (and Madara) killed the clan.
** It's still a manpower problem. If the Uchiha were large enough to make up almost the entirety of the Military Police, as has been implied, two people simply couldn't move fast enough to kill them all, especially since at least some of those police had to be outside of the Uchiha complex. For that matter, wouldn't there have been Uchiha on missions?
*** Remember, the massacre happened on the night when ALL the Uchiha had already called back to begin the coup. Also, considering that Minato's space time jutsu was capable of [[OneManArmy taking out at least 50 ninjas at the blink of an eye]], it's not improbable that Madara's superior version, combined with Itachi's [[SuperpowerLottery Mangekyo Sharingan]], would be able to quickly wipe out a huge portion of the Uchiha before the rest could even begin to figure out what was happening.
[[WMG: Kabutomaru's last coffin doesn't contain anyone.]]
[[SchrodingersGun It exists only so Kishimoto can pull a random character out of the 'dead' heap if he writes himself into a corner.]]
[[WMG: Iruka is the Most Awesome of Them All. He kills Madara.]]
Name me another character who has SONAR as a signature ability, can cast two field illusions on OPPOSITE SIDES OF KONOHA at the SAME TIME, and whose nemesis/ "best friend" turns into a TIGER. Also, he's a {{Tsundere}} and is [[YourMileageMayVary possibly in love with]] [[HoYay one of the most badass]] [[ShipTease characters in the series.]] His limited screen time is just a ploy to throw Madara off his tail. He's basically what Naruto would have turned out to be if he didn't have the Kyuubi sealed inside him. So here's the final fight: Madara kicks the crap out of half of the main cast, then suddenly dramatic music plays AND HIS HEAD IS KICKED OFF BY THE ANGRIEST TEACHER EVER.
You know it's true. Dolphin-boy is the real hero of this story.
[[WMG: The Sage of Six Paths is one of the reincarnations of [[WheelOfTime The Dragon]]]]
Why? Well, lets see, he's an incredibly powerful person with special abilities who seals the ultimate evil, but not without a high cost and is implied to have mostly destroyed the world in the process.
* Maybe the Naruto world is the fifth or sixth age? I do not think it could be the first because that is implied to be our own time, and the seventh age just does not seem right for the Naruto world.
[[WMG: Kakashi is in love with Sasuke]]
Kakashi is already known to have anally raped Naruto, spent extended time drawing all over a half-naked Sasuke's back, doesn't seem to have any interest in women, or indeed anyone except Obito and Sasuke...
He considered Sasuke the representation of Obito (despite the fact that Naruto is the one who parallels Obito, but Kakashi doesn't see that), and wants to show Sasuke the right path. When he fails, he feels like he's lost Sasuke in ''such a way'' that it's the same to him as Sasuke dying. And ''this'' is where he gets his Mangekyo Sharingan from, because to him the loss of Sasuke was as profoundly mentally horrible (or worse) as him actually dying. And Sasuke with Itachi has alreayd proved that it has to be someone close to you, not ''neccesarily'' your closest friend.
[[WMG: Sasuke will kill Naruto, spend two whole episodes angsting, and then be congratulated for it.]]
Also, the true purpose of the Moon's Eye Plan isn't so Madara can control the world, but rather, [[NeonGenesisEvangelion he wants to be reunited with his deceased lover, whom Zetsu is a clone of.]]
[[WMG: ''Naruto'' is deeply thematically linked with ''StarTrek''.]]
* Think about it! Naruto and his two surrogate fathers, Iruka and Kakashi, are, respectively, TheKirk, TheMcCoy, and TheSpock.
* Naruto rushes headlong into danger, his greatest strengths are boldness and altruism, and he doesn't believe in the no-win scenario. Also, he's a bit of a FandomBicycle.
* Kakashi shows his emotions much more openly than the Vulcan does, but he's still highly intelligent, deeply loyal, incredibly efficient, extremely logical, and living under the shadow of his heritage.
* Iruka is basically the embodiment of emotional courage and [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway heart.]] He has a crazy temper, he's less combat-oriented than the other two (yet he's smarter than TheKirk and able to keep pace with Kakashi to an extent), and in his second appearance with Kakashi, stands up to him and basically calls him out for being heartless-''in front of the Hokage.'' That is some [=McCoy=]-level balls right there.
* Kakashi/Iruka and Spock & [=McCoy=] are the second most popular slash pairings in their respective fandoms (involving lead characters. I AM DISREGARDING CHEKOV/SULU HERE FOR THE SAKE OF MY WMG), and they don't get "are they or aren't they" debated ''nearly'' as much as their more popular counterparts, Spock/Kirk and Naruto/Sasuke (incidentally, another pairing between a Kirk and a Spock (although Sasuke is motivated by RAGE rather than logic)).
* Sakura and Uhura are both highly intelligent, competent women who don't get many chances to outshine the guys.
* Both series involve massively powerful Horrors (the Tailed Beasts and the Borg), explosions, plot developments pulled out the ass, a dedicated yet divided fanbase often scorned among [[StopHavingFunGuys "serious" SF or anime fans,]] puppets, scaly beasts, and huge amounts of {{Phlebotinum}}.
* Half the fans love each series for the action and half for the characters.
* The internet contains EXTREMELY MASSIVE amounts of fanworks about them (of quality ranging from stellar to eye-bleedingly crappy)
* Both have both male- and female-oriented {{Fanservice}}.
* Both have incredibly detailed cosmologies/settings and more trivia than you can shake a lirpa at.
* Rock Lee can do zat.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
[[WMG: At some point, Kurotsuchi will be promoted to the rank of captain.]]
All for the sake of a "[[{{Bleach}} Captain Kurotsuchi]]" joke.
[[WMG: Root was named for Danzo's true goal...]]
...Superuser access.
[[WMG: Some [=WMGs=] about Kakashi and Iruka.]]
1. Kishi will AssPull two random love interests (completely new characters) for them in the last chapter of the series, thus successfully alienating a large portion of his previously non-alienated fans. He will then laugh maniacally and drink in the disappointment like the sweetest champagne.
* The anime team will say "Balls that! We didn't accentuate the HoYay and ShipTease -ery between these two for years just to face THIS!" They will get them together in the anime and both shippers and nonshippers will have a version to fall back on. (See above WMG concerning the resolution of NarutoxSakura versus NarutoxHinata in this manner.)
* Have you forgotten about Anko? Assuming she lives, she could get together with one of them. Of course, considering how crazy and sadistic Anko is, HillarityEnsues. We also have [[ComfortingTheWidow Kurenai]] and [[PairTheSpares Shizune.]]
2. They have feelings for each other but will never be together due to the untimely death of one or both.
Another favorite device of Kishi's.
3. They've been together since early in the series, but Kishi wants to pull a [[TheReveal big reveal]].
[[{{Fanservice}} Perhaps this will be established through a]] BedmateReveal, hopefully scarring Naruto for life. Because freaked-out Naruto is just hilarious.
4. It's going to happen any day now.
Yep. Aaaaaannny day now.
5. Kishi will leave it open-ended, probably through a blatant ShipTease in the last chapter.
Thus frustrating everyone with an opinion but alienating few. (Kishi not alienating fans? NEVER!)
6. They will be the ONLY pairing that gets resolved at the end of the series.
Cue Kishi's maniacal EvilLaugh and the screams of anguished fangirls.
* Uh, where is there even a hint that they actually know each other as more than a polite nod when passing each other in the market? I can't think of any shared page time.
** WATCH. THE. ANIME. My God, I'm so tired of telling people this. In the anime, they're canonically friends. LET'S ALL REALIZE THAT AND MOVE ON FROM THIS QUESTION. SERIOUSLY.
*** Jeeze, chill out. I've never seen anything about this anywhere. I read the Manga and only watch the Anime infrequently, and of the parts of it I've seen, Iruka has never shown up. Ever. If this is all happening in Anime Filler isn't it non-canon anyway? Besides, if you have to explain this to everyone, it's possible you're reading too much into what you see.
[[WMG: The series is actually a game called 'Madara says']]
* Anyone familiar with the game knows that when someone says "---- says", the next statement after that is a lie. For example, Madara 'says' to Sasuke during the whole "Turns out Itachi was good" reveal that the nine-tails' attack on Konoha was a 'force of nature'. EVERONE ELSE says it's him. Madara 'says' that he gave Nagato the Rin'negan. Nagato himself and Jiraiya can back up the fact that he's had the Rin'negan since birth. Madara 'says' he aims to bring world peace by a secret genjutsu, then he destroys his own plan by letting everone know about it anyway.
[[WMG: The spirit worm thingies that Tayuya's puppets puke out are related to [[{{Bleach}} the Chain of Fate]].]]
Specifically, the [[http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Haunts_Disorder Demonic Haunts Disorder technique]] and a COF going through [[http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Chain_of_Fate#Encroachment Encroachment]], respectively. Compare [[http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/File:Demonic_Haunts_Disorder.JPG this]] to [[http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/File:Encroachment.jpg this]].
[[WMG: The clan Kurenai Yuhi comes from are actually [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Angels]].]]
Because having crimson eyes without being tied to the [[SpotlightStealingSquad Spotlight Stealing Uchiha Clan]] is fucking suspicious enough. And because WMG isn't wild enough.
[[WMG: Kabuto is a [[{{Jerkass}} dick]]]]
Really. It's quite obvious, isn't it?
* Nope, he's now CrazyAwesome
[[WMG: Naruto is StupidGood because his brain is full.]]
Naruto's head contains or has contained; himself, the Kyuubi, Minato's chakra, Kushina's chakra and Itachi's undisclosed power. How can you expect him to be very intelligent when a lot of his brainpower is given over to the other's that are sharing his head?
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That's why it seems to spawn a new power every ten or so chapters. Not only that, but it's strongly implied by Madara that each eye ''has it's own unique set of powers'', such as Shisui's Doryoku.
* If Danzo had had a better idea of what he was doing, he could've trounced Sasuke and Madara and just about anyone else by unlocking the special abilities of ''every eye in his arm''. That's like 15 unbelievably game breaking powers.
* Wait, so you mean that the Sharingan could be called Calvinball?
** And Danzo could've been playing with 15 different sets of rules.
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In reality Naruto takes place on a distant planet far in the future, one that uses technology to simulate ninja abilities. The Juubi is a rogue program that was in charge of making sure the world ran properly and decided the best way to do that was kill everything on it. Suusanno'o is a Robot, which is why it's so much stronger than other summons: They're just holograms.
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[[CargoShip Every.]] [[IncestIsRelative Single.]] [[{{Squick}} One.]]
* It's like the anti-RocksFallEveryoneDies. Orgy Happens Everyone Wins?
** Since when has there been a cargo ship in this series? Kakashi and his porn?
*** Temari + fan
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The Raikage's name is Killer A, his brother is Killer B, and B raps. There's probably another sibling named Ghostface.
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Think about it. The Raikage's name is A. His brother is Bee. One's a funky young black man with attitude, the other's a forged by hellfire BadAss who's been around and Seen It All.
The reason we've never seen Madara's face is because his human costume is at the cleaners, so he wears a mask to disguise the fact that he's a bug, one of Edgar's brothers.
It makes perfect sense.
[[WMG: The Juubi is a Legendary {{Pokemon}} that is pissed off about not making it into the most recent generation of games.]]
Its presence in this world has warped Madara's mind, and now he has only one obsession...one [[CosmicHorrorStory horrid, unholy obsession]]...to [[GottaCatchEmAll Catch Them All.]]
* Alternatively, they'll pull an {{Inuyasha}} and shatter the 'almost totally reassembled Juubi' into thousands of smaller demons and spend the next three seasons hunting down [[strike:Jewel Shards]][[strike:Pokemon]] demons to defeat [[strike:Naraku]][[strike:Giovanni]] Madara and the Akatsuki, who are already undergoing serious villain decay anyway and will soon be little more than Team Rocket.
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His Samehada is a Zanpakuto. His sword at normal is his Shikai. His sword with teeth is his Bankai. He has an ultimate form which he can activate by fusing himself and his sword. That sounds like a Resurreccion to me. Kisame is a freaking Vizard/Arrancar hybrid!
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He's really strong! And he looks like a Venus Flytrap! There's no other possible Explanation!
[[WMG:Naruto will become Ninja Jesus.]]
He will die for the world's sins and take Madara, Sasuke, and all the Tailed Beasts with him. Oh, and Sakura will become Hokage.
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They needed the Bijuu in order to set him free.
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They are the only racially diversified village; three of their ninja are named for English names of Latin letters, and [[BarackObama their leader is black]].
* Only racially diverse village? Naruto is a blue eyed blonde(not a dye job unless it was done immediately after birth), as is Ino and Tsunade. The Leaf village isn't just an Asia analogue. Unless it's an Asia invaded by Vikings.
[[WMG: The Inuzuka Clan are descended from...]]
A clan of were-Dog or -Wolf Shifters from {{Eberron}}. Fleeing prosecution at the hands of the Church of the Silver Flame they accidently entered a manifest zone that lead to the Naruto world. As the blood became diluted they lost the ability to Shift but remembered subconciously about their animal link, which they copied by partnering with dogs/wolves and developing the Beast Mimicy and such.
[[WMG: Konoha is Communist]]
That would explain how both Sasuke and Naruto were able to survive without any family--the village provided for them. It also explains how nearly everybody's job is ninja.
* I think that's the same with most villages - I can't imagine how many war orphans there must be. Wards of state?
* Actually, it seems that ninja make up the same percentage of the population that join the military in a regular town. How could they have a fully functioning city if everyone was military?
** ''Everyone'' isn't military--there's the guy who runs the ramen shop.
*** The Military has cooks.
*** Of course everyone isn't in the military. But we're not going to watch the people who aren't. This is a series about ninja, not random civilians who do stuff we don't care about. It'd be like turning on DragonBallZ only to have a seven episode series in the style of WestWing dealing with the elections for mayor in some random city somewhere that'll be blown up as collateral damage.
**** Although IMHO it's hard to not have a state run program for orphans in a modern state,plus Konoha has the reputation of being one of the softest villages,so it's not evidence that they're not filthy commies.
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Madara suceeds in his Moon eye plan, seals everyone's powers so they can't use nunjutsu and sinks the old world with the power which is today's Atlantis and all other destroyed high civilizations so that no one can accidently discover any artifact that would reawaken the powers because he knows that he's got a meeting with some other inter-planetary folks to fucking stay away from earth and thus can't hold the ninjutsu over this long time and space.
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[[WMG:Madara is a fan of NeonGenesisEvangelion]]
It would explain his batshit insanity, and why the Moon's Eye Plan is so suspiciously similar to Instrumentality.
[[WMG:Madara caused the events behind {{Uzumaki}} ]]
As soon as I saw his mask, I immediately suspected this. Seriously, [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/467/07/ look]] at [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/467/11/ him]]! "Everything will become one with me", just as the whole of Kurôzu-cho became one with the Spiral City. There is no escape, you fools!
[[WMG:Madara reads TVTropes.]]
Particularly the SureWhyNot entry for ''{{Bleach}}'', the ''NeonGenesisEvangelion'' page, the ThatsNoMoon page, and this particular WMG page.
It would explain his batshit insanity, and why the Moon's Eye Plan is so suspiciously similar to Instrumentality.
[[WMG:Madara caused the events behind {{Uzumaki}} ]]
As soon as I saw his mask, I immediately suspected this. Seriously, [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/467/07/ look]] at [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/467/11/ him]]! "Everything will become one with me", just as the whole of Kurôzu-cho became one with the Spiral City. There is no escape, you fools!
[[WMG:Madara reads TVTropes.]]
Particularly the SureWhyNot entry for ''{{Bleach}}'', the ''NeonGenesisEvangelion'' page, the ThatsNoMoon page, and this particular WMG page.
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[[WMG:Shikamaru planned everything. And I mean '''everything'''.]]
Shikamaru is controlling any conspirers hiding in the dark with his Shadow Possesion Technique. Even {{Batman}}.
Shikamaru is controlling any conspirers hiding in the dark with his Shadow Possesion Technique. Even {{Batman}}.
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[[WMG:Somehow, Hinata has two different dimensional counterparts.]]
* [[{{Bleach}} Orihime]] and [[SuzumiyaHaruhi Mikuru]]. All three are shy and busty. Hinata and Orihime have a secret crush on the protagonist. Mikuru and Orihime are both clumsy redheads. Hinata and Mikuru are extremely reservered. Mikuru may also harbor interest for Kyon as well. Also, while Mikuru is "a walking shrine of {{Moe}}", Hinata and Orihime also show Moe traits. Is it even coincidental that they have the same voice in English?
* [[{{Bleach}} Orihime]] and [[SuzumiyaHaruhi Mikuru]]. All three are shy and busty. Hinata and Orihime have a secret crush on the protagonist. Mikuru and Orihime are both clumsy redheads. Hinata and Mikuru are extremely reservered. Mikuru may also harbor interest for Kyon as well. Also, while Mikuru is "a walking shrine of {{Moe}}", Hinata and Orihime also show Moe traits. Is it even coincidental that they have the same voice in English?
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...only to taste the bitter-sweet pain of unrequited love for the one girl who never looked twice at him!!!111 HAHAHAHA!!! SUCK ON THAT, SAUCE-U-KAY!!! YOUR HEART'S HIDDEN TEARS OF FRUSTRATION AND LONGING WILL BE DELICIOUS!
*** Anyone else think this is just anti-Sasuke Fan-Hate rambling and should be deleted? Or should we keep it around to laugh at it?
*** Nah; it's obvious it's supposed to be completely silly and over-the-top. We really do not more intentionally goofy WMG.
*** [[{{YaoiFangirl}} Since when does Sasuke show any interest in girls?]]
*** [[CelibateHero Since when does Sasuke show interest in ANYONE that's not related to him getting revenge?]]
*** I actually saw a fanfic once (though I can't remember the name), where, in addition to the [[TriangRelations Type 5]] LoveTriangle with Hinata having feelings for Naruto, Naruto having feelings for Sakura and Sakura having feelings for Sasuke, Sasuke has feelings for Hinata, which makes for an awkward situation with Sakura and Hinata. One possible reason for Sasuke being attracted to Hinata is because she's the only girl his age who '''hasn't''' annoyed him by desperately trying to woo him.
**** ThisTroper actually considers the possibility of eventual canonical Sasuke--->Hinata because Hinata is the only girl who's been mostly indifferent to Sasuke through the series, and it would be an interesting parallel to Naruto's romantic situation throughout the story. (especially considering how since she's so fond of both Naruto and Sakura, she's probably not going to feel endeared to him at all with what he's done to both of them.)
**** ThisTroper figures it will happen because everybody would love the Irony. Sasuke can have any girl he wants EXCEPT THE ONE HE ACTUALLY WANTS, and she's head over heels in love with his best friend, too. This series has never shied away from irony before, especially the anime, so I figure the anime would insert this in filler if Kishimoto elects not to make it cannon just for the shear irony of it.
[[WMG: The real reason Naruto is so badass is not because of the Nine-Tailed Fox, it is due to [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann Spiral Energy]].]]
He's got a strong spiral motif, he never backs down, and he creates matter through shadow clones, he's friends with a [[DirtyOldMan drill obessed]] badass and he had a suspect relationship with a [[MsFanservice hotty]]. And "Who the hell do you think I am?!" is a better catch phrase then "Believe it!".
* [[{{HeyItsThatVoice}} Considering how many dub voice actors they share...]] (Orochimaru/Leeron, Kiba/Kamina, Simoun/Sasuke, Viral/Zaku etc)
* [[{{Uzumaki}} Not only that, they're EVIL SPIRALS]]
* Things would've turned out better if [[YuriLowenthal Sasuke]] was [[TengenToppaGurrenLagann mentored]] by [[KyleHebert Kiba]], who's got the spinning and the pet.
* Hey, maybe Naruto will learn the Spiral Energy Rasengan. Or maybe [[TheMovie Gelel]] is Spiral Energy!
* His strongest attack (Rasengan/Lazengan) shares it's name with Lordgenome's Mecha as well.
[[WMG: The entire series is one massive genjutsu.]]
It is only fitting considering how much Kishimoto loves to have things look unfixably bad only to go "lol, genjutsu". Naruto's final fight with Madara Uchiha will somehow help the Fourth Hokage to pull out of his illusion and defeat him at the original battle with the Nine-Tailed Fox. This is a happy ending because Naruto will get to grow up with two parents.
* Adding on to this, Fugaku won't have reason to lead the Uchiha to rebellion - I'm sure Minato would set the elders straight. 'The culprit ''was'' an Uchiha; just one that was exiled by the clan a hundred years ago and presumed dead. Leave Fugaku and his hot wife out of it, mmkay?' So Sasuke would grow up happier, and so would Itachi.
** And the one who caused it was HaruhiSuzumiya, who gained interested in Ninjas at one point.
*** ... You have no idea how rabid a plot bunny you just gave me. To Crossover hell!
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The main connection which led me to this WMG is the simmilarities betwen the The Terrestrial Exalted and the clans who have a Kekkei Genkai, everithing we've seen fits in with the terrestials, I am theorising that something happened and there are no other exalted outside of the terrestrials, no species outside of men, and the border with the Wyld mostly stabilised all "normal" ninja are enlingtened mortals who call esence chakra.From what we've seen of the Uchiha they put a great semnificance on obtaining the sharinghan aka exalting taking the second breath receveing esence/powers above "normal" humans,receveing extra training and probably a great stigma if they didn't exalt but their kids still have a chance.The Hyugga with their divide between Main/Branch families miror dinastic obssesion for choosing mates so as to increase chances of exalting ie purer blood is stronger and in the begining Neji would have made a perfect agent for the The Sidereal Exalted, those chosen by the Five Maidens to oversee Fate itself.A few aditional notes Naruto posibly was forced to exalt as a Infernal Exalted, chosen by the Yozis( complicated but in really simple terms Demon-Chthulhu's) but without the demons control and Pain a returning Solar(champions of the Unconquered Sun) with some necromancy charms or the last Abyssal Exalted, (a.k.a. Deathknights) again with necromancy.
Sasuke would have Fire Anima( elemental fire powers work most easily for him but he also masteres air/lightning) while Hinata would have Water/Air(?) but they both have [[PlotArmor Perfect Defences which would explain so much.]]
* Also, the Juubi is either a behemoth or a Yozi. If it's a Yozi, the bijuu are clearly Demons of the Third Circle.
** Based on the fact that it's human in form, it's either Malfeas or his defining soul. This makes all the tailed beasts Demons of the 3rd or 2nd. However, Infernal Exalts combine with 1st circle demons as a part of their exaltation, not 2nd or 3rd.
* One big spanner in that whole thing is that the Wyld would've had to rewrite some of the laws of sorcery/necromancy, as no power in Exalted can bring anyone back to life. Unless they were all only [[PrincessBride mostly dead]].
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!!This is a list of silly, or JustForFun wild mass guesses for the series ''{{Naruto}}''." More serious entries should go in one of the [[WMG/NarutoOpenOne open]] [[WMG/NarutoOpenTwo pages]].
