History WMG / KatamariDamacy

Having around 40 or so cousins, there are bound to be specific and certain talents that they'll pick up that other cousins don't. During the first of the King's flashbacks in We Love Katamari, he is seen under the harsh rule of his own father, having to learn a plethora of school activities, learning piano, dancing and boxing, topping it off with him being lonely while his father drives by a group of passing school children chatting together. While the King is still harsh with his nephews and nieces about rolling katamaris, that's pretty much the ''only'' thing he's determined about; otherwise, he really does let them live their own life, from Macho's strong lifestyle to Shiako's indoor TV watching life. Also helps that having more cousins means more people to hang around with, ensuring they always have at least ''SOMEONE'' to be with.

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Having around 40 or so cousins, there are bound to be specific and certain talents that they'll pick up that other cousins don't. During the first of the King's flashbacks in We Love Katamari, he is seen under the harsh rule of his own father, having to learn a plethora of school activities, learning piano, dancing and boxing, topping it off with him being lonely while his father drives by a group of passing school children chatting together. While the King is still harsh with his nephews and nieces about rolling katamaris, that's pretty much the ''only'' thing he's determined about; otherwise, he really does let them live their own life, from Macho's strong lifestyle to Shiako's indoor TV watching life. Also helps that having more cousins means more people to hang around with, ensuring they always have at least ''SOMEONE'' to be with.

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Namely, an experiment in trying to completely replace drugs with an electronic substitute. If Polybius is the really bad acid trip of games, the Katamari games are an attempt to create the opposite, a really good acid trip. Basically, it's a Yin Yang situation, where they're the same, yet opposites. It also makes perfect sense when you consider that Polybus is believed to have used bright, colorful graphics and weird gameplay.

Namely, an experiment in trying to completely replace drugs with an electronic substitute. If Polybus is the really bad acid trip of games, the Katamari games are an attempt to create the opposite, a really good acid trip. Basically, it's a Yin Yang situation, where they're the same, yet opposites. It also makes perfect sense when you consider that Polybus is believed to have used bright, colorful graphics and weird gameplay.

[[WMG: This game may be an accurate representation of the BigBang and quite possibly TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt.]]
Seriously? I can't be the only one who's thought of this, I mean come on. At one point you roll up the entire GALAXY! MAYBE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE! One thing's certain, if this is how it all ends [[ComicallyMissingThePoint at least we'll all go out together, to the sound of some amazingly kickass music.]] We just dunno when it'll be, since the games have everything from futuristic tech to living breathing dinosaurs, I'd estimate hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of years from now is when this game takes place. If ya must know more watch the WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} episode ''Grubble Gum'' for a better retrospective since it took so much from Katamari. This makes as much sense as any other theory I've heard. Though considering nobody actually gets hurt in Katamari's and always end up back where they were as if nothing ever happened, it probably isn't this.

Seriously? I can't be the only one who's thought of this, I mean come on. At one point you roll up the entire GALAXY! MAYBE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE! One thing's certain, if this is how it all ends [[ComicallyMissingThePoint at least we'll all go out together, to the sound of some amazingly kickass music.]] We just dunno when it'll be, since the games have everything from futuristic tech to living breathing dinosaurs, I'd estimate hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of years from now is when this game takes place. If ya must know more watch the WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} episode ''Grubble Gum'' for a better retrospective since it took so much from Katamari. This makes as much sense as any other theory I've heard.

Seriously? I can't be the only one who's thought of this, I mean come on. At one point you roll up the entire GALAXY! MAYBE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE! One thing's certain, if this is how it all ends [[ComicallyMissingThePoint at least we'll all go out together, to the sound of some amazingly kickass music.]] We just dunno when it'll be, since the games have everything from futuristic tech to living breathing dinosaurs, I'd estimate hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of years from now is when this game takes place. If ya must know more watch the WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} episode ''Grubble Gum'' for a better retrospective since it took so much from Katamari.

Seriously? I can't be the only one who's thought of this, I mean come on. At one point you roll up the entire GALAXY! MAYBE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE! One thing's certain, if this is how it all ends [[ComicallyMissingThePoint at least we'll all go out together, to the sound of some amazingly kickass music.]] We just dunno when it'll be, since the games have everything from futuristic tech to living breathing dinosaurs, I'd estimate hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of years from now is when this game takes place. If ya must know more watch the WesternAnimation/Chowder episode ''Grubble Gum'' for a better retrospective since it took so much from Katamari.

[[WMG: This game is an accurate representation of the BigBang and quite possibly TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt.]]

[[WMG: This game is an accurate representation of the BigBang and quite possibly TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt]]
Seriously? I can't be the only one who's thought of this, I mean come on. At one point you roll up the entire GALAXY! MAYBE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE! One thing's certain, if this is how it all ends [[ComicallyMissingThePoint at least we'll all go out together, to the sound of some amazingly kickass music.]] If ya must know more watch the WesternAnimation/Chowder episode ''Grubble Gum'' for a better retrospective since it took so much from Katamari.

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[[WMG: The katamari is actually a gravity amplifier]]
That's why it can only stick small objects first and then larger objects later! It makes each of the gravitational strength of the things stuck on it larger.

[[WMG: The sumo wrestler is an [[DoctorWho Abzorbaloff]].]]