Once upon a time, there was a man. The man had a gay puppet who he loved very much. One day, the gay puppet died. The man was sad.
"HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO, " said the puppet, even though he was dead. But then he wasn't technically alive anyways.
When left alone, the man did not know what else to do. He called the nearest unicorn, and set about on a wondrous journey through space. He flew all the way past the planets into the sun. On the sun he met the sun people. The sun people didn't wear any clothes, because it was too hot on the sun to wear clothes. The man was declared king of the sun people and China.
The end.
