History Tropers / Kexruct

A KEXRUCT attacks! Command?

[[folder: Attack]]
You have slain the KEXRUCT!

+256 EXP\\
+108 Gp.\\
You have found item(s):\\
Plastic Knife ×1\\
Bag of Polyhedral Dice ×1\\
Skull-Shaped Dice Box ×1

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[[folder: Scan]]
'''Edit: October 11th, 2016: This about page was written a long, long, long time ago, and probably does not do a great job representing the person I've become in the handful of years it's been since I've written it. I'm preserving it in this state for posterity.'''

KEXRUCT, better known by his meatspace name of TUCKER.... screw this. I'm not gonna do third person here. It's annoying to write, and unpleasant to read.

Hi. I'm Tucker. I came into this world on the twenty-fourth day of March, one thousand, nine hundred, and ninety-seven years of the epoch ''anno domini.''

I am a short white male of Irish descent, and live in the state of Tennessee, a territory of the United States of America. I have a love-hate relationship with my state, [[SincerityMode and have absolutely no contempt whatsoever for my country, nor its culture.]]

I apologize a lot and frequently make less-than-tact comments. I meddle and attempt to help others as much as possible, but what I view as help may very well be annoying to some.

Beliefs: Mild socialist tendencies. Catholic.
I also subscribe to the belief that tolerance should apply to things that you don't like. For this reason, I tend to get irritated when, [[BlatantLies a purely hypothetical]] [[MyLittlePony fandom that prides itself on tolerance]] participate in fandom wars with a certain webcomic that will not be named. I often play the devil's advocate due to this. Claiming to be tolerant while shamelessly bashing ostensibly AcceptableTargets, such as conservatives/Republicans is a major pet peeve of mine, no matter how much I agree with you.

If it isn't already clear, I find it easier to describe myself in negative terms. Do not misinterpret this. I'm a pessimist, but defying logic, I'm also fiercely idealistic.

And last, and most certainly least, my {{Arc Number}}s are [[OneHundredAndEight 108]], 256, 255, and to a lesser extent 324.

Oh, by the way, my handle is just an anagram of Tucker with an "X" in it ''a la'' KingdomHearts.
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[[folder: Stuff I like]]

* CowboyBebop
* GurrenLagann
* {{FLCL}}
* {{Durarara}}
* DragonBallZ
* TheLegendOfZelda
* {{Castlevania}}
* {{Runescape}}
* KingdomHearts
* PunchOut
* SuperSmashBros
* SuperMarioBros
* FinalFantasyX
* NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors
* HarryPotter
* HouseOfLeaves
* DeptfordMice
* MarbleHornets
* SCPFoundation
* YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries
* AngryVideoGameNerd
* PennyArcade
* ProblemSleuth
* {{Homestuck}}
* CtrlAltDel [[labelnote:WAIT! DON'T GO!]]Okay "like" is a bit too strong of a word. I don't ''hate'' it as much as everyone else does, so that's why it's here.[[/labelnote]]
* AvatarTheLastAirbender
* FamilyGuy
* SouthPark
* TheColbertReport
* TheDailyShow
* RegularShow
* AdventureTime
* SpongebobSquarepants
* CodeLyoko [[note]] Haven't seen it in ages, though.[[/note]]
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!![[pink:Vandalizations go down here.]]

Yet again i'm the one to defile and de-flower; I could of sworn I put a stop to this. -@/{{Kino}}

Your current avatar proves you like MegasXLR. An admirable trait. --@/{{Tre}}

I.... can't think of anything to say. --@/{{ninesnowflakes}}

This is amusing... -@/{{raigakuren}}

The faeries are in your page. Ripping your reality. - @/StolenByFaeries

I'M YOUR PAGE, VANDALIZING YOUR SHIT - @/KaitouSai

Hai! :3 -@/{{Zersk}}

Random mention of Richard Nixon. - @/ImipolexG

No - TheDeadMansLife

This page has been [=*=]licked[=*=] by [[{{Tropers/squiddleTron}} some random hooligan]]! Whose hooligan saliva is this?? :o

Another hooked up... darn it, we're growing. - @/AmusedTroperGuy

I will make you pay for giving me the sad. WITH LOUD REACTIONS! - @/{{Frosplosion}}

Edit: October 11th, 2016: This about page was written a long, long, long time ago, and probably does not do a great job representing the person I've become in the handful of years it's been since I've written it. I'm preserving it in this state for posterity.

I will make you pay for giving me the sad. WITH LOUD REACTIONS! - @/{{Frosplosion}}

* CtrlAltDel [[hottip:WAIT! DON'T GO!:Okay "like" is a bit too strong of a word. I don't ''hate'' it as much as everyone else does, so that's why it's here.]]

* CodeLyoko [[hottip:*: Haven't seen it in ages, though.]]

I am a short white male of Irish descent, and live in the state of Tennessee, a territory of the United States of America. I have a love-hate relationship with my state, [[SincerityMode and have absolutely no contempt whatsoever for my country, nor its culture.

* CtrlAltDel [[hottip:WAIT! DON'T GO!:[[pink: Okay "like" is a bit too strong of a word. I don't ''hate'' it as much as everyone else does, so that's why it's here.]]]]

* CodeLyoko [[hottip:*: [[pink:Haven't seen it in ages, though.]]]]

[[pink: On June 17, this troper was pinked by the '''D'''eath-bringing pi'''d'''geon. I am awaiting a cure.]]

[[pink: A KEXRUCT attacks! Command?]]

[[pink: You have slain the KEXRUCT!]]

[[pink:+256 EXP]]\\
[[pink:+108 Gp.]]\\
[[pink:You have found item(s):]]\\
[[pink:Plastic Knife ×1]]\\
[[pink:Bag of Polyhedral Dice ×1]]\\
[[pink:Skull-Shaped Dice Box ×1]]

[[pink:KEXRUCT, better known by his meatspace name of TUCKER.... screw this. I'm not gonna do third person here. It's annoying to write, and unpleasant to read.]]

[[pink:Hi. I'm Tucker. I came into this world on the twenty-fourth day of March, one thousand, nine hundred, and ninety-seven years of the epoch ''anno domini.'']]

[[pink:I am a short white male of Irish descent, and live in the state of Tennessee, a territory of the United States of America. I have a love-hate relationship with my state, [[SincerityMode and have absolutely no contempt whatsoever for my country, nor its culture.]]]]

[[pink:I apologize a lot and frequently make less-than-tact comments. I meddle and attempt to help others as much as possible, but what I view as help may very well be annoying to some.]]

[[pink:Beliefs: Mild socialist tendencies. Catholic.
I also subscribe to the belief that tolerance should apply to things that you don't like. For this reason, I tend to get irritated when, [[BlatantLies a purely hypothetical]] [[MyLittlePony fandom that prides itself on tolerance]] participate in fandom wars with a certain webcomic that will not be named. I often play the devil's advocate due to this. Claiming to be tolerant while shamelessly bashing ostensibly AcceptableTargets, such as conservatives/Republicans is a major pet peeve of mine, no matter how much I agree with you.]]

[[pink:If it isn't already clear, I find it easier to describe myself in negative terms. Do not misinterpret this. I'm a pessimist, but defying logic, I'm also fiercely idealistic. ]]

[[pink:And last, and most certainly least, my {{Arc Number}}s are [[OneHundredAndEight 108]], 256, 255, and to a lesser extent 324.]]

!![[pinkVandalizations go down here.]]

A KEXRUCT attacks! Command?

You have slain the KEXRUCT!

+256 EXP\\
+108 Gp.\\
You have found item(s):\\
Plastic Knife ×1\\
Bag of Polyhedral Dice ×1\\
Skull-Shaped Dice Box ×1

[[folder: Inventory]]
Problems ×99 \\

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KEXRUCT, better known by his meatspace name of TUCKER.... screw this. I'm not gonna do third person here. It's annoying to write, and unpleasant to read.

Hi. I'm Tucker. I came into this world on the twenty-fourth day of March, one thousand, nine hundred, and ninety-seven years of the epoch ''anno domini.''

I am a short white male of Irish descent, and live in the state of Tennessee, a territory of the United States of America. I have a love-hate relationship with my state, [[SincerityMode and have absolutely no contempt whatsoever for my country, nor its culture.]]

I apologize a lot and frequently make less-than-tact comments. I meddle and attempt to help others as much as possible, but what I view as help may very well be annoying to some.

Beliefs: Mild socialist tendencies. Catholic. I believe in evolution, but I also believe that it isn't the ''only'' reason species change. [[hottip:*: Do I have another reason? Nope! /lip service]] [[hottip:Addendum: This, by the way, is not because of my religion. My opinion on the matter is very complicated.]]
I also subscribe to the belief that tolerance should apply to things that you don't like. For this reason, I tend to get irritated when, [[BlatantLies a purely hypothetical]] [[MyLittlePony fandom that prides itself on tolerance]] participate in fandom wars with a certain webcomic that will not be named. I often play the devil's advocate due to this. Claiming to be tolerant while shamelessly bashing ostensibly AcceptableTargets, such as conservatives/Republicans is a major pet peeve of mine, no matter how much I agree with you.

If it isn't already clear, I find it easier to describe myself in negative terms. Do not misinterpret this. I'm a pessimist, but defying logic, I'm also fiercely idealistic.

And last, and most certainly least, my {{Arc Number}}s are [[OneHundredAndEight 108]], 256, 255, and to a lesser extent 324.

* CtrlAltDel [[hottip:WAIT! DON'T GO!: Okay "like" is a bit too strong of a word. I don't ''hate'' it as much as everyone else does, so that's why it's here.]]

* CodeLyoko [[hottip:*: Haven't seen it in ages, though.]]

!!Vandalizations go down here.

Beliefs: Mild socialist tendencies. Catholic. I believe in evolution, but I also believe that it isn't the ''only'' reason species change. [[hottip:*: Do I have another reason? Nope! /lip service]] [[hottip:Addendum: This, by the way, is [[SincerityMode not]] because of my religion. My opinion on the matter is very complicated.]]

Beliefs: Mild socialist tendencies. Catholic. I believe in evolution, but I also believe that it isn't the ''only'' reason species change. [[hottip:*: Do I have another reason? Nope! /lip service]][[hottip:Addendum: This, by the way, is [[SincerityMode not]] because of my religion. My opinion on the matter is very complicated.]]]] I also subscribe to the belief that tolerance should apply to things that you don't like. For this reason, I tend to get irritated when, [[BlatantLies a purely hypothetical]] [[MyLittlePony fandom that prides itself on tolerance]] participate in fandom wars with a certain webcomic that will not be named. I often play the devil's advocate due to this. Claiming to be tolerant while shamelessly bashing ostensibly AcceptableTargets, such as conservatives/Republicans is a major pet peeve of mine, no matter how much I agree with you.

Beliefs: Mild socialist tendencies. Catholic. I believe in evolution, but I also believe that it isn't the ''only'' reason species change. [[hottip:*: Do I have another reason? Nope! /lip service]][[hottip:Addendum: This, by the way, is [[SincerityMode not]] because of my religion. My opinion on the matter is very complicated.]] I also subscribe to the belief that tolerance should apply to things that you don't like. For this reason, I tend to get irritated when, [[BlatantLies a purely hypothetical]] [[MyLittlePony fandom that prides itself on tolerance]] participate in fandom wars with a certain webcomic that will not be named. I often play the devil's advocate due to this. Claiming to be tolerant while shamelessly bashing ostensibly AcceptableTargets, such as conservatives/Republicans is a major pet peeve of mine, no matter how much I agree with you.

And last, and most certainly least, my ArcNumbers are {{108}}, 256, 255, and to a lesser extent 324.

Name: Tucker\\
Lives in: Tennessee\\
Age: 15\\
Sex/Gender: Male/Male\\
Class: Cleric\\
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MP: |||||||||||\\
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Agi: ||||||\\
Description: While this creature has a 50% resistance to INTOLERENCE, he takes double damage to SHAME.

Description: Despite low physical and mental strength, this creature will attempt to acquaint itself with any other creature, especially humans. Despite its extroversion, it will retreat at the first sign of pptential embarrassment. It is said that they can remember stupid things they've done and feel ashamed of them at ×100 the rate of an average human.

Age: 14\\

I'm Tucker, a 14 year old Tennessean troper who started somewhere around September to November of 2010. I came because my friend[[hottip:*: -@/{{ninesnowflakes}} who is vandalizing the page. ELLO!. ]] wouldn't shut up about it. I stayed because it's unbelievably awesome.

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[[folder: My life, Tropified.]]
removed due to unbelievable stupidity.

* Me and Coop have eerily similar opinions on the DMV.

* OH HAI. *strokes catperson fur*

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* TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong - It seems as if every time I complain about something, or even innocently counter the opinion of an adult, I get in trouble with my dad.
* RidiculousProcrastinator - Generally speaking, when I get home from school, it goes like this: Walk home, lay on couch, consider doing homework, decide to do it later, forget about it, remember right as I'm going to bed, wait for my mom to go to sleep (even though my mother is in another room, I still have to be careful) so I can leave my room, get my backpack, and do my homework, fail to do that, wake up the next morning, attempt to get to school early to do my homework there, fail to do so, and finally, hope my teacher forgets to check the homework.
* WithFriendsLikeThese - Some of my friends insult me as much as my enemies.
* YourMom - One of my favorite phrases.
* LargeHam - Go ahead, give me a script and tell me the scenery won't be pulverized by the time I'm done acting.
* CovertPervert - My diminutive stature hides my dirty dirty mind.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness - When I'm around younger people, to show off.
* DeadpanSnarker - Occasionally I show shades of this.
* NoodleIncident - There is a long, painful story in my past I refuse to reveal.
* MistakenForGay - It happens occasionally IRL, but I'm constantly having to assert my sexuality online, as I'm afraid people might get.... misconceptions.
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday - See "MistakenForGay".
* ApologisesALot - I'm constantly afraid I'm going to offend someone.
* SelfDeprecation - If only because I'm afraid to compliment myself, as I always feel that would make me come off as arrogant.
* TheScrappy - Of most of my middle school classes and (possibly) on the Trash Heap of the TvTropes Forum.
* MemeticMutation - A small-scale example. Ever since I got my new, {{Homestuck}} inspired avatar, EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE on the thread "Get Killed By The Avatar Above You" has been killed by my blank stare in some way.
* StopBeingStereoTypical - I gave one of these to my older brother, because he acts like the most stereotypical teenager I've seen in my life.
* TeensAreMonsters - I avert this. [[SelfDeprecation Or at least I think I do.]]
* CampStraight - By Tennessee standards, apparently. See MistakenForGay.
* CatchPhrase - How is that even a thing that can happen?!
** I wasn't even aware X was a ''thing'' in Tennessee!
** Wait. No. CRAP.
** Son of a bi[[spoiler:[[LastSecondWordSwap scuit!]]]]
** Yeah! X the CRAP out of that Y! (Usually for something that is WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome)
** Metaphorically speaking, I would tap that.
** (after saying something sad) EVERYBODY FEEL SORRY FOR ME NOW.
** HOW IS THAT EVEN A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN?!
* {{Keet}}- Occasionally.
* TheEeyore - I switch between this and {{Keet}}.
* GoshDangItToHeck - I do this all the darn time, as I prefer not to curse.
* [[hottip:?: I have no idea if this is a trope, but if you know of one that fits, please put it here.]] - I tend to not notice things that are obvious to everyone else, but I also notice things no one else notices, and I figure out concepts like binary on my own pretty often.
* LoveFreak - Because love is freaking awesome.
* AffectionateNickname - Certain heapsters refer to me as "Kexy" or "Kexxy".
* GuiltyPleasures - [[spoiler: DiaryOfAWimpyKid and Salt n Pepa. DON'T JUDGE ME AAAAAH]]
* UnfortunateImplications - Virtually all of my opinions regarding sexuality. Gender in particular. Expect ''a lot'' of apologies if you see me talking about it.
* IJustWantToBeSpecial - Even a ''bad'' thing, really. I just wish there was ''something'' unique about me.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment - I often [[InvokedTrope invoke]] this on purpose for humorous effect.
* ImprobableWeaponUser / WeaponOfChoice - Bottles. In seventh grade, I managed to [[CurbstompBattle win a game of]] CaptureTheFlag using two two liter bottles of soda against several kids with Nerf guns.

[[folder: >Enter name]]

Nerdius Virginius

Try again, douchebag.

...

Your name is KEXRUCT SUREOX. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You are fond of coding, but YOU DON'T GET MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO DO IT. You play a wide variety of video games MOST OF THEM FOR NINTENDO CONSOLES. You enjoy BIKING, but your bike REALLY REALLY SUCKS. You enjoy drawing comics, but THEY ARE A BIT AMATEURISH. You have a sense of humor that RELIES HEAVILY ON IRONY AND SATIRE, but the idiots that you live with and go to school with RARELY DETECT THE IRONY OR SATIRE. Your chumHandle is [[blue: nonarySpade ]] and [[blue: <3< for some reason that you do n9t kn9w, you have occasionally have trouble pron9uncing o's.]] What will you do next?

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[[folder: >KS: Observe other people's vandalizations.]]

* ImprobableWeaponUser / WeaponOfChoice - Bottles. In seventh grade, playing CaptureTheFlag with a group of neighborhood kids, I managed to [[CurbstompBattle curbstomp them]] using two two liter bottles of soda against several kids with Nerf guns.

* IJustWantToBeSpecial - Even a ''bad'' kind, really. I just wish there was ''something'' unique about me.