History Tropers / EviIPaladin

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[[DescribeTopicHere Describe EviIPaladin here...]]

[=EviIPaladin=] is... A person. He does not really contribute to the wiki, but is an avid forum goer. As such, he has not launched anything nor contributed anything to any pages. [[TakeThatMe Really, it is kind of pathetic...]]

In any case, [=EviIPaladin=] is a [[CanadaEh Canadian]] Troper currently attending university. He is the first to tell people that he honestly has no idea what he wants to do with his life. As such, he has a tendency to be extremely cynical and a bit of a drag to be around. That is, when he isn't [[LargeHam hamming it up.]]

Oh and he's currently working on breaking through into the world of [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]], with little success. But his shamelessness is increasing, as illustrated by a [[https://twitter.com/EviiPaladin Twitter feed]] and a [[http://www.facebook.com/EviiPaladin Facebook page]] dedicated to his online persona as an LPer.

That's about it, really... Well, here's hoping that you'll like him...

Right?
%% Yup.
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[[folder:Look! Tropes!]]
* AdultChild: He considers himself an avid gamer without ever touching classics like {{Bioshock}}, DeusEx, and other critically acclaimed games. Mainly because he spends all his time playing KidIcarusUprising, {{Pokemon}}, and GotchaForce. All whose target audience is pretty young, with the possible exception of KidIcarusUprising.
* ApologizesALot: Despite being someone who spends a lot of time as a {{Jerkass}} DeadpanSnarker, he actually falls under this Canadian stereotype. So much so that it is considered the defining trait amongst his group of friends, since they are all fellow {{Jerkass}}es.
* BlatantLies: Has had a rough past with compulsive lying. Luckily, it never got too bad that he began to lie about things that were actually important, but that was because he had that problem crushed as fast as he could.
* BrokenAce: This is curently happening in university, after being a BrilliantButLazy honour roll student for all of high school. Speaking of which...
* BrilliantButLazy: More of the lazy than the brilliant. His amazing level of procrastination is incredible, even applying to things he loves.
* BerserkButton: [[ThisIsSparta MOTHER. FUCKING. GEN. WUNNERS.]] Online, he jokingly has misspellings of his name as this[[note]]It is eviipaladin not evilpaladin[[/note]].
* CatchPhrase: [[DontExplainTheJoke "...And that's the punchline."]], [[SarcasmMode "Thank you, [insert person's name] for that brilliant observation."]], and [[HypocriticalHumor "No need to be a smartass about it..."]] None of these really apply online, just with his {{Jerkass}} real life friends.
* CharacterAlignment: LawfulNeutral. His morality is pretty shaky but consistently views rules and order as the guiding force that leads to all things right. That and well [[LargeHam JUSTICE!!]]
* ChasteHero: Except not very heroic. Mainly because he cannot comprehend how someone could be romantically interested in him, so he is completely unaware if anyone actually do have such feelings for him.
* DeadpanSnarker: Snarking is his first language. Probably a reason why he doesn't have many friends that aren't snarkers themselves. Even fellow snarkers can find being around him a bit uncomfortable, as a single verbal misstep will lead to minutes of berating.
** FirstPersonSmartass: If Evii seems like a {{Jerkass}}, you clearly have not spent a moment hearing his inner thoughts, which are far snarkier and more abrasive than most of what he says.
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[[folder:Groups He Is A Part Of]]
* Evii assumes the role of a Class 4 TheBigGuy in the TVTropes YuGiOh community, being a BoisterousBruiser whose personality can only be matched by his ego.
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[[folder:Works Done By This Guy]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6D8E6E0760ADF267&feature=mh_lolz Let's Play BlazeBlack]] with occassional special guests! Current number of episodes: 4!
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~eviipaladin FanFiction.net account.]] A completed GotchaForce one-shot and a very much incomplete KidIcarusUprising story.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkVJw6gm338jNGEJmpd0GUQ The Salty Plovercast]] which is a YuGiOh podcast done with a bunch of other Tropers over Skype. Current number of episodes: 1! Cast mates: @/{{desdendelle}}, @/TehStanman, @/{{Krika}}, and @/{{Plumbum}}.
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[[folder:Vandal Alley]]
Don't mind me. Just chillin'. -{{Tropers/Risetteer}}\\
So that makes you [[BlazBlue Terumi]]? I think I uncovered the twist of Super BlazBlue: Ultra Continuum Shift EXTEND Arcade Edition with Teal Menus! -@/EviIPaladin

Ahem. What did I say again? - {{Tropers/ChrisX}}\\
Something about a drinking game... -@/EviIPaladin
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%% Including in the source code. Also, The Game.
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I came, I saw, I defiled - {{Tropers/CrazyDawg}}\\
You sure did, stranger. -@/EviIPaladin

''[[TheCulture Hence the Fortress]]'' -@/{{desdendelle}}\\
Hmm... That actually looks pretty interesting. I'll look into that. -@/EviIPaladin

I keep reading your name as Evil I Paladin. Oddly, even though that's not it. @/ThatOneGuyNamedX\\
That would sound like Evily Paladin. Which is possibly even more stupid sounding than the real thing. NEW NAME FOUND. -@/EviIPaladin

I read it as Evi I Paladin, or your other handle as "Evi I the Elder". Like you're the first in a dynastic line. ~@/WanderlustWarrior
-->P.S. You shouldn't ban me. I'm only a +50. Far too slow for the current meta.\\
I'll ban you when Venom becomes viable. AKA never. -@/EviIPaladin\\
You're too punchy.

I think I just found my twin ._. Our similarities are baffling (except maybe our physical endeavors). High Five my Canadian Brother!!! -@/NewfieMEKZ\\
Canadians need to stick together! Except Quebeckers; they're a lost cause. -@/EviIPaladin\\
%%Nah, they're fine really.
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* BerserkButton: [[ThisIsSparta MOTHER. FUCKING. GEN. WUNNERS.]] Online, he jokingly has misspellings of his name as this[[hottip:*:It is eviipaladin not evilpaladin]].

I'll ban you when Venom becomes viable. AKA never. -@/EviIPaladin

* Evii assumes the role of TheBigGuy in the TVTropes YuGiOh community, being a BoisterousBruiser whose personality can only be matched by his ego.

-->P.S. You shouldn't ban me. I'm only a +50. Far too slow for the current meta.

I think I just found my twin ._. Our similarities are baffling (except maybe our physical endeavors). High Five my Canadian Brother!!! -@/NewfieMEKZ

I read it that way too. Or your other handle as "Evil I the Elder". Like you're the first in a dynastic line. ~@/WanderlustWarrior

I read it that way too. Or your other handle as "Evil I the Elder". Like you're the first in a dynastic line. ~@/Wanderlustwarrior

* [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6D8E6E0760ADF267&feature=mh_lolz Let's Play BlazeBlack]] with occassional special guests! Current number of episodes: 2!

* BerserkButton: He really hates RapeAsComedy. Online, he jokingly has misspellings of his name as this[[hottip:*:It is eviipaladin not evilpaladin]]].

Don't mind me. Just chillin'. -{{Tropers/Risetteer}}

Ahem. What did I say again? - {{Tropers/ChrisX}}

I came, I saw, I defiled - {{Tropers/CrazyDawg}}

''[[TheCulture Hence the Fortress]]'' -@/{{desdendelle}}

I keep reading your name as Evil I Paladin. Oddly, even though that's not it. @/ThatOneGuyNamedX

[[TheCulture Hence the Fortress]] -@/{{desdendelle}}

[[DescribeTropeHere Describe EviIPaladin here...]]

[[DescribeTroperHere Describe EviIPaladin here...]]

In any case, [=EviIPaladin=] is a [[CanadaEh Canadian]] Troper currently attending university. He is the first to tell people that he honestly has no idea what he wants to do with his life. As such, he has a tendency to be extremely cynical and disconnected from life.

[[TheCulture Hence the Fortress]] -@/{{desdendelle}}

[[DescribeTopicHere Describe [=EviIPaladin=] here...]]

[=EviIPaladin=] is kind of [[MostTropersAreYoungNerds par for the course]], here on [[ThisVeryWiki TVTropes]]. His interests include a variety of things, [[FanBoy the most regaled about]] usually involving either GotchaForce or {{Pokemon}}, in some form. Not that he actually has any real sort of knowledge in either fields, aside from basic stuff and a somewhat formed opinion of the metagame (for the latter only).

While it may not seem like it from his focus on videogames, ThisTroper has a deep love for music of almost any genre. Country and Western ''usually'' being the exception. Any and all vandals are encouraged to drop some track names of songs they like, so as to expand He Whose Page This Is' music knowledge.

Aside from obvious other tropes like BrilliantButLazy and OneOfUs and an inability to properly format things on TVTropes, the rest is up to the vandals. Someone has something to say about @/EviIPaladin, right?

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Evii not Evil, [[BerserkButton remember it.]] Also, silly vandals be chillin' below. Or above. Vandals be everywhere!!

I came, I saw, I defiled - {{Tropers/CrazyDawg}}

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%% Including in the source code. Also, The Fame.

%% Including in the source code. Also, The Game.

[[DescribeTopicHere Descripe [=EviIPaladin=] here...]]

Evii not Evil, [[BerserkButton remember it.]] Also, silly vandals be chillin' below. Or above. Vandals be everywhere!!

[=EviIPaladin=] is kind of [[MostTropersAreYoungMaleNerds par for the course]], here on [[ThisVeryWiki TVTropes]]. His interests include a variety of things, [[FanBoy the most regaled about]] usually involving either GotchaForce or {{Pokemon}}, in some form. Not that he actually has any real sort of knowledge in either fields, aside from basic stuff and a somewhat formed opinion of the metagame (for the latter only).

[[DescribeTropeHere Descripe [=EviIPaladin=] here...]]

Uh, hello there. This is still WIP, so yeah.

This troper's name is EviIPaladin, which does have a history, if you are interested. He enjoys the simple things in life, like Pokemon and well-written OC fanfictions (but no Mary Sues; he's allergic to those).

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Alright, moving on. I do like Pokemon and well-written OC fanfics, but I also have a bizarre fictiation with any type of RP, as long as it is run well. This results in me having my characters being driven to insanity on many occasions or at the very least caause them to hear voices in their head. Its because I'm a secret sadist, I think...

I'm in high school (one more damn year!) and like to write but have issues when it comes to commitments; goddamn Pokemon games keep calling for me to play them!

I'm also in support of Gotcha Force and would be the happiest person in the world if they ever got around to making a sequel. I don't know why, it's just an awesome game.

I'll do tropes later: I'm lazy with a capital LAZY.

"Lemme me lay something fresh on ya..."

"Ya... Jaden, you're not black..."