History Series / TheOsbournes

Series/TheOsbournes was a RealityShow which aired on MTV during the span of three years. It followed the life of the namesake family Music/{{Ozzy|Osbourne}}, his wife [[YokoOhNo Sharon]] and two of their three children, daughter [[RichBitch Kelly]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and]] son Jack, except other daughter [[Main/Unperson Aimee]] In the second season, Rob (Robert Marcato) joins the family.

Series/TheOsbournes was a RealityShow which aired on MTV during the span of three years. It followed the life of the namesake family Music/{{Ozzy|Osbourne}}, his wife [[YokoOhNo Sharon]] and two of their three children, daughter [[RichBitch Kelly]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and]] son Jack. In the second season, Rob (Robert Marcato) joins the family.

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** However, [[SeinfeldIsUnfunny The Osbournes Is Unfunny]]

* FollowTheLeader: Several rockstar shows came after this.

* CreatorBacklash: Ozzy admitted in a 2009 interview that he was "stoned during the entire filming of ''The Osbournes"'' and can't bear to watch the show for this reason.

* DVDCommentary: From various family members. Season 1 features Jack and Sharon. Season 2 features Kelly and Sharon, until Kelly apparently quits halfway through and is replaced by Ozzy and Aimee, the daughter who didn't appear on the show. Season 2 and a half is back to Jack and Sharon. The commentary itself is generally made up of the commentators laughing at the show, telling the audience who the various and otherwise unknown people on screen are, and reflecting on how much has changed in the year since the season was filmed. The two outsiders, Ozzy and Aimee, are very different in their commentary however. Ozzy refuses to discuss anything outside of what is going on in the episode because, after all, its a [[ExactWords commentary]]. Aimee often berates her family for agreeing to be on the show and what effect it has on how the public perceive them. A good portion of the commentary could serve as a radio-play version of the show.
** It isn't much of a commentary though, because they haven't seen the show before and just watch it. You can tell because Sharon mostly says "Oh, I haven't seen this." over and over again. Ozzy tells Sharon to shut up and watch the show. Aimee asks why didn't they watch the show before doing the commentary. It could very well be one of the worst DVD commentaries ever.

* OldShame: Ozzy is ashamed of this show, and refuses to watch its episodes.

* RealSongThemeTune / CoverVersion: Pat Boone's version of "Crazy Train".

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Series/TheOsbournes was a RealityShow which aired on MTV during the span of three years. It followed the life of the namesake family Music/{{Ozzy|Osbourne}}, his wife [[YokoOhNo Sharon]] and two of their three children, daughter [[RichBitch Kelly]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and]] son Jack) In the second season, Rob (Robert Marcato) joins the family.

* TheCameo: The whole family had one in ''AustinPowers In Goldmember''.

** And on the other, it's probably responsible for him being able to live as well as he does rather than being literally filthy rich one day and losing it all the next (like what happened to a lot of HairMetal bands who made it, then broke it - TwistedSister comes to mind).

* Kayfabe: The cast of the original show prided themselves on the fact their show was not scripted like most of the ones that followed. However, The Osbournes is a large reason why most of them are now, since filming in this style took a lot more time (and money) to get enough usable footage.

** Lampshaded in the first season commentary by Jack who often points out "the magic of MTV editting".

* OldShame: Ozzy is ashamed of this show, and refuses to watch it's episodes.

* TheScrooge: Ozzy shits himself when he knows Sharon and Kelly are going shopping and for the early part of the series how much money that Sharon spent on their house is brought up as a bone of contention. Even on his birthday, which occured when he was away on tour, when Sharon asked him if he wanted them to come visit him on his birthday he simply said "Can't afford it, got no dough."

* TruthTellingSession

** SoundEffectBleep: Incredibly enough, Ozzy prefers this version, due to the cursings being more noticeable thanks to the bleeps.

* ClusterFBomb: Everywhere.[[hottip:* :We're talking about the show here, not Ozzy himself. HE averts this in his own music, but that has nothing to do with the show.]]

* VomitIndiscretionShot: Lola vomits after swimming in the pool with Jack.

** And on the other, it's probably responsible for him being able to live as well as he does rather than being literally filthy rich one day and losing it all the next.

* BumblingDad: Ozzy.

* VomitIndiscretionShot: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw7OgH0fRfw Lola's Crowning Moment of Awesome.]]

* RatedMForMoney

Series/TheOsbournes was a RealityShow which aired on MTV during the span of three years. It followed the life of the namesake family Music/({{Ozzy|Osbourne}}, his wife [[YokoOhNo Sharon]] and two of their three children, daughter [[RichBitch Kelly]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and]] son Jack) In the second season, Rob (Robert Marcato) joins the family.

* DVDCommentary: From various family members. Season 1 features Jack and Sharon. Season 2 features Kelly and Sharon, until Kelly apparently quits halfway through and is replaced by Ozzy and Aimee, the daughter who didn't appear on the show. Season 2 and a half is back to Jack and Sharon. The commentary itself is generally made up of the commentators laughing at the show, telling the audience who the various and otherwise unknown people on screen are, and reflecting on how much has changed in the year since the season was filmed. The two outsiders, Ozzy and Aimee, are very different in their commentary however. Ozzy refuses to discuss anything outside of what is going on in the episode because, after all, its a [[ExactWords commentary]]. Aimee often berates her family for agreeing to be on the show and what effect it has on how the public percieve them. A good portion of the commentary could serve as a radio-play version of the show.

* TheScrooge: Ozzy shits himself when he knows Sharon and Kelly are going shopping and for the early part of the series how much money that Sharon spent on their house is brought up as a bone of contention. Even on his birthday, which occured when he was away on tour, when Sharon asked him if he wanted them to come visit him on his birthday he saimply said "Can't afford it, got no dough."

->-- [[OzzyOsbourne Guess who?]]

Series/TheOsbournes was a RealityShow which aired on MTV during the span of three years. It followed the life of the namesake family ({{Ozzy|Osbourne}}, his wife [[YokoOhNo Sharon]] and two of their three children, daughter [[RichBitch Kelly]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and]] son Jack) In the second season, Rob (Robert Marcato) joins the family.