History SelfDemonstrating / Wheatley

So, yes. This is my page. It's, um, very nice. A little bit sparse, but y'know, working on it. Why don't you go ahead and read it? I mean, it's no [[Literature/ThePrince Machiavelli]]- which I've read, by the way- but it's very interesting. You'll notice it's a ''great'' deal more readable than ''her'' page, as I'm not changing the capitalization or the little teensy writing style every third letter or so. Nope, not good Ol' Wheatley -- consistency is my middle name! You get to just sit back, read in comfort, and imagine that I'm talking to you in the kind of smooth, chipper Bristolian accent you might associate with [[Creator/StephenMerchant very tall, very blonde, very... um... bespectacled British comedians.]]

Wait, what? Why are those words invisible? Hold on, just wait a bit I can fix it... wait a bit... I can... ... Err... while we're waiting, why don't you feel free to [[SchmuckBait highlight that line]]? [[BlatantLies Trust me, there's no spoiler in that spoiler tag.]] Especially big [[spoiler:endgame]] spoilers about myself. Hey, there it is again! Wonder why that is? [[note]] [[{{GLaDOS}} THEY're '''spo'''i''lers'' YOU '''idiot''']].[[/note]] Hey! Who let her in here?!

Wait, what? Why are those words invisible? Hold on, just wait a bit I can fix it... wait a bit... I can... ... Err... while we're waiting, why don't you feel free to [[SchmuckBait highlight that line]]? [[BlatantLies Trust me, there's no spoiler in that spoiler tag.]] Especially big [[spoiler:endgame]] spoilers about myself. Hey, there it is again! Wonder why that is? [[note]] GLaDOS THEY're '''spo'''i''lers'' YOU '''idiot'''.[[/note]] Hey! Who let her in here?!

Wait, what? Why are those words invisible? Hold on, just wait a bit I can fix it... wait a bit... I can... ... Err... while we're waiting, why don't you feel free to [[SchmuckBait highlight that line]]? [[BlatantLies Trust me, there's no spoiler in that spoiler tag.]] Especially big [[spoiler:endgame]] spoilers about myself. Hey, there it is again! Wonder why that is? [[note]] {{GLaDOS THEY're '''spo'''i''lers'' YOU '''idiot'''}}.[[/note]] Hey! Who let her in here?!

Wait, what? Why are those words invisible? Hold on, just wait a bit I can fix it... wait a bit... I can... ... Err... while we're waiting, why don't you feel free to [[SchmuckBait highlight that line]]? [[BlatantLies Trust me, there's no spoiler in that spoiler tag.]] Especially big [[spoiler:endgame]] spoilers about myself. Hey, there it is again! Wonder why that is? [[note]] {{GLaDOS THEY're ''spoilers'' YOU '''idiot'''}}.[[/note]] Hey! Who let her in here?!

Wait, what? Why are those words invisible? Hold on, just wait a bit I can fix it... wait a bit... I can... ... Err... while we're waiting, why don't you feel free to [[SchmuckBait highlight that line]]? [[BlatantLies Trust me, there's no spoiler in that spoiler tag.]] Especially big [[spoiler:endgame]] spoilers about myself. Hey, there it is again! Wonder why that is? [[note]] {{GLaDOS THEY're ''spoilers'' YOU '''idiot'''}} ]].[[/note]] Hey! Who let her in here?!

Wait, what? Why are those words invisible? Hold on, just wait a bit I can fix it... wait a bit... I can... ... Err... while we're waiting, why don't you feel free to [[SchmuckBait highlight that line]]? [[BlatantLies Trust me, there's no spoiler in that spoiler tag.]] Especially big [[spoiler:endgame]] spoilers about myself. Hey, there it is again! Wonder why that is? [[note]] [[{{GLaDOS} THEY're ''spoilers'' YOU '''idiot''']].[[/note]] Hey! Who let her in here?!

Wait, what? Why are those words invisible? Hold on, just wait a bit I can fix it... wait a bit... I can... ... Err... while we're waiting, why don't you feel free to [[SchmuckBait highlight that line]]? [[BlatantLies Trust me, there's no spoiler in that spoiler tag.]] Especially big [[spoiler:endgame]] spoilers about myself. Hey, there it is again! Wonder why that is? [[note]] [[{{GLaDOS} ThEy're ''spoilers'' YOU '''idiot''']].[[/note]] Hey! Who let her in here?!

Wait, what? Why are those words invisible? Hold on, just wait a bit I can fix it... wait a bit... I can... ... Err... while we're waiting, why don't you feel free to [[SchmuckBait highlight that line]]? [[BlatantLies Trust me, there's no spoiler in that spoiler tag.]] Especially big [[spoiler:endgame]] spoilers about myself. Hey, there it is again! Wonder why that is? [[note]] '''SelfDemonstrating/{{GLaDOS}''': ThEy're ''spoilers'' YOU '''idiot'''.[[/note]]

Wait, what? Why are those words invisible? Hold on, just wait a bit I can fix it... wait a bit... I can... ... Err... while we're waiting, why don't you feel free to [[SchmuckBait highlight that line]]? [[BlatantLies Trust me, there's no spoiler in that spoiler tag.]] Especially big [[spoiler:endgame]] spoilers about myself. Hey, there it is again! Wonder why that is?

Also, on an unrelated note, anyone kind enough to conduct some kind of [[spoiler:space rescue mission]] for me or if someone happens to pass by [[spoiler:near the moon, [[http://youtu.be/yok7eyyKM3Q here are my coordinates]].]]

Huh? Why are those words invisible? Hold on, just wait a bit I can fix it... wait a bit... I can... ... Err... while we're waiting, why don't you feel free to [[SchmuckBait highlight that line]]? [[BlatantLies Trust me, there's no spoiler in that spoiler tag.]] Especially big [[spoiler:endgame]] spoilers about myself. Hey, there it is again! Wonder why that is?

* TheAtoner: [[spoiler:I'm sorry, I really am. I was out of control.]]
* BaseBreaker: I would like to take a moment to thank those who have found it in their heart to forgive me. I understand that others are still mad.

* MrFanservice: ''Weeell...''

* AndIMustScream: [[spoiler:Yeah, what with all that, floating around the moon, spacey-stuff... thing... Actually I could scream if I want to, but the only one who's gonna hear me is that space guy. ''sigh''...]]

* NonHumanSideKick: Sidekick? Hardly! Especially not to a human...er, not that there's anything wrong with that.

* GratuitousSpanish: ''[[PinkMartini ¿Dónde estas, dónde estás, Yolanda?]]'' See what I did there? I just politely asked to take a little midday nap. ...Okay, I might not know what I'm saying in Spanish, but I can always look it up.

* TheCameo: I may just happen to appear [[spoiler:floating around the skills screen]] in an official GameMod for VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim.

* BrainWashedAndCrazy: [[spoiler:Yeah, you try being stuck in ''HER'' body, and see how well you hold up.]]

* BritishAccent: Yeah, I've got one. Makes me sound pretty distinguished, doesn't it? More specifically, it's a Bristolian accent, so, you know. Distinguished. Can you believe they were going to give me a [[OopNorth Northern accent]]? Glad that worked out otherwise.

Hello! So, uh...yes. This is...a page. My page. All mine. Nothing to do with...[[SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS Her...]]

So, yes. This is my page. It's, um, very nice. A little bit sparse, but y'know, working on it. Why don't you go ahead an read it? I mean, it's no [[Literature/ThePrince Machiavelli]]- which I've read, by the way- but it's very interesting. You'll notice it's a ''great'' deal more readable than ''her'' page, as I'm not changing the capitalization or the little teensy writing style every third letter or so. Nope, not good Ol' Wheatley -- consistency is my middle name! You get to just sit back, read in comfort, and imagine that I'm talking to you in the kind of smooth, chipper Bristolian accent you might associate with [[Creator/StephenMerchant very tall, very blonde, very... um... bespectacled British comedians.]]

[[GLaDOS Stalemate Resolution Button]]

Hello! So, uh...yes. This is...a page. My page. All mine. Nothing to do with...[[SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS her...]]

* BrainWashedAndCrazy: [[spoiler:Yeah, you try being stuck in ''her'' body, and see how well you hold up.]]

* MrFanservice: You love me. You know you do.

* PsychoSerum: [[spoiler: I don't know why I did those horrible things. As soon as I was plugged in I went nuts.]]

* TooDumbToFool: Another of my many strengths.

* AndIMustScream: [[spoiler:Yeah, what with all that, floating around the moon, spacey-stuff... thing... Actually I could scream if I want to, but the only one who's gonna hear me is that spoiler:space guy. ''sigh''...]]

* UnexplainedRecovery: Oh, you mean after ''she'' crushed me like a grape? Well, it's really very sim-- ''Ahhh! Life flashing in front of eyes again!'' Sorry, that... that keeps happening every time I try to discuss it. Let's just move on, shall we?

* UnexplainedRecovery: Oh, you mean after ''she'' crushed me like a grape? Well, it's really very sim-- ''Ahhh! Life flashing in front of eyes again!'' Sorry, that, that keeps happening every time I try discuss it. Let's just move on, shall we?

* BossBattle: Oooh, that sounds very impressive, doesn't it?
** FinalBoss: Oooh, even better! More definitive and climactic sounding!

* [[spoiler: AffablyEvil]]: [[spoiler:"Affable" is a good thing, right?'']]

* TheAlcoholic: I just- I just ''had'' to test.

* [[spoiler: AndIMustScream:]] Yeah, what with all that, [[spoiler:floating around the moon, spacey-stuff]]... thing... Actually I could scream if I want to, but the only one who's gonna hear me is that [[spoiler:space guy.]] ''sigh''...
* [[spoiler: TheAtoner:]] I'm sorry, I really am. I was out of control.

* [[spoiler:BossBattle]]: Oooh, that sounds very impressive, doesn't it?
** [[spoiler:FinalBoss]]: Oooh, even better! More definitive and climactic sounding!

* [[spoiler: BrainWashedAndCrazy]]: Yeah, you try being stuck in ''her'' body, and see how well you hold up.

* BuffySpeak: You versus me, Holmes versus Moriarty, Aristotle versus MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

* [[spoiler:DangerouslyGenreSavvy]]: See? Not a moron!
* [[spoiler: EvilIsPetty]]: I wasn't ''that'' bad, was I?
* [[spoiler:FaceHeelTurn:]] Weeeeell...yes...

* FantasticArousal: I reaaaally like it when you complete the tests.

* GratuitousSpanish: ''[[PinkMartini Donde estas, donde estas, Yolanda?]]?'' See what I did there? I just politely asked to take a little midday nap. ...Okay, I might not know what I'm saying in Spanish, but I can always look it up.
* [[spoiler: HeelFaceDoorSlam: You might not have heard (and that's understandable; I was only unplugged a few seconds before getting thrown into space), but I actually was sorry about the things I did.]]

* [[spoiler: PsychoSerum: I don't know why I did those horrible things. As soon as I was plugged in I went nuts.]]

* [[spoiler: YankTheDogsChain: It wasn't very kind of Valve to tell me I'm getting a award launched at me! Only to get actually hit in the face with said award. Not kind at all! ...I thought I was going home.]]