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'''Tim''': "And I've [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers been everywhere]]!"

'''Tim:''' "[[ADateWithRosiePalms Your keyboard]]."

[[folder:Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]

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[[folder:The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures]]

* This, the way Jon reacts, and how it doesn't change at all.

"Why are we quoting ourselves?! That's just weird!"

--->'''Emile:''' "[[LargeHam I SACRIFICED MYSELF FOR MONEY!]] [[IRegretNothing I REGRET NOTHING!]]"

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[[folder:New Super Mario Bros. U]]

!!Episode 7
* Emile makes a VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 reference, then is surprised that Jon got it...

!!Episode 19

* Also, when confronting the miniboss at the end:

!!Episode 20
* Emile insults Star Trek (actually meaning he had never seen it and had got a bad impression from others, but it came out like an insult) and Josh retaliates on behalf of all the Trekkies by chucking him into the lava.
* A Miiverse post says "I AM SO HORNY". Guess who the Miiverse name was? True Jon.
** Jon (the real one!) then sees that another Miiverse poster was 'Juan', and comments "[[RhymesOnADime Jon and Juan, it's on!]]"
** Emile even says that enabling Miiverse, for working for a straight hour, was worth it for stuff like this.

!!Episode 21

* At one point, Josh is standing on the very edge of a tilting platform that is weighed down to the right:

!!Episode 22

'''Emile''': "Speaking of [[ThoseWackyNazis offensive in Europe]]."\\

!!Episode 23
* TheStinger, which has ''Jon'' of all people making a bad pun.
-->*after getting a Star and Mushroom from the minigame, Jon jumps on top of the question block and the dance animation plays*\\
'''Emile''': "Jon's dancing with the powerups."\\
'''Jon''': "I'm Series/DancingWithTheStars."\\
[[CollectiveGroan *everyone screams*]]

!!Episode 26
* During the first fight with Bowser, Jon just uses his P-acorn suit to fly up and hit the switch, leaving everyone else to die via falling in a pit because the cutscene prevented them from bubbling.
-->'''Jon''': "[[LargeHam I HAVE MURDERED YOU ALL!]] '''[[LargeHam IT HAS ALL COME DOWN TO THIS MOMENT!!]]'''"
** Made even better by how nonchalant he sounded just before this moment.
--->'''Jon''': "Oh by the way, [[CatchPhrase bye, guys.]]"\\
'''Josh''': "[[OhCrap Bubble!!]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck BUBBLEEE!!]]''"
** Oh, and don't forget the little cough he gives after that!
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUq2BPIVZvI Now animated!]]
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[[folder:New Super Luigi U]]
!!Episode 3
* This gem:

'''Jon''': "[[Main/SarcasmMode Yea, that's gonna help the shipping stuff]] we have to deal with when you compare me to Viridi."\\

!!Episode 8
* Emile makes a pun, which is immediately followed by this gem.

!!Episode 9
* We get possibly the greatest AccidentalInnuendo ever. Of all time. Found [[http://youtu.be/HvyxJz5YaOk?t=5m31s here]].

!!Episode 10
* Emile accuses [[EnemyMine Jon]] of wanting to kill him as the latter throws a Koopa shell at some enemies, with Jon pointing out that he hasn't tried to kill him yet in the entire LP. [[HypocriticalHumour Emile later states that he constantly expects it due to putting up with years of "Jon's constant abuse".]]

** Also in Episode 10, we have this exchange as Emile gets a Penguin Suit.

!!Episode 12

!!Episode 21
* The opening:

* Before starting the first level of the video:

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[[folder:Super Mario [=3D=] World]]

!!Episode 1
* After that above gag, they introduce Masae properly...

** Which is followed by the roll call of the team, and the characters they will be playing as:
--->'''Emile''': "I'm-" ''(suddenly does a Mario accent)'' "I'm-a Mario!"\\
'''Jon''': ''(does the Mario accent too)'' "I'm-a Blue Toad!"\\
'''Tim''': ''(also does the accent)'' "'''I'm'''-a Luigi!"\\
'''Masae''': ''(does no Mario accent, but says with a positive tone)'' "I am the one in the dress."\\

* Masae continues to be DeadpanSnarker towards Emile.

'''Masae''': "Are you sure you have friends?

!!Episode 3
* In the end of the episode, everyone blamed Emile for making the episode end early. Emile's following exchange is this:

!!Episode 5
* The gang runs through a boss gauntlet level, only for Emile to barely edge out Masae in points. When Masae expresses disappointment over losing out on the winner's crown, the following conversation takes place:

!!Episode 6
* The beginning of the episode.

* This exchange:

!!Episode 7
* The last line of the episode:

!!Episode 8
* Emile's description of the Wii U gamepad:

!!Episode 9
* This conversation during the outro:

!!Episode 12
* Emile calls Masae cute after getting the crown in Level 5-1.

'''Masae:''' "Excuse me?"\\

''(Jon starts laughing)''
** Jon then decides to see if that's true.
--->'''Jon:''' "Hey let's test this." (Casually) "That was pretty cute, Masae."\\

!!Episode 21
* The intro, again.

!!Episode 24
* [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] Chuggaa's Lost Innocence. Partway through the episode, Emile compliments Jon on using a word not heard often (opaque), and Jon asks if he's complimenting his vernacular. Emile then states this gem...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4AwnuvTSFA Now animated!]]

!!Episode 26
* The introduction:

!!Episode 27
* At the end of the video, the gang finally encounters Rosalina and Emile immediately attempts to ground pound her, only to harmlessly bounce off.
-->'''Emile''': "She's... using a force field to stop me from sticking my butt on her head."\\
'''Jon''': "That's a good use of a force field."\\

!!Episode 28
* At the end of their third attempt at the level, Masae and Emile end up tied... for last place... at ''zero points'', resulting in Emile blurting this out:

* The intro:

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[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mario Party]]

!!!Various Comedy Moments from Let's Players
I've found that some of the best comedy bits tend to come from Let's Players, and since there may be a big purge coming, I may want to reference it if I need inspiration for writing comedic scenes in a story.

[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:New Super Mario Bros. Wii]]

!!Episode 1

* On the character select screen:

!!Episode 4
* Even better: They spent two minutes chasing a Lakitu so that they could obtain one of the sky-high Star Coins. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=28m12s Almost immediately after Jon was finally able to grab it, he got hit by a Pokey]]. [[EpicFail He was the only one still alive.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=6m20s While Emile is deciding which level to select next:]]

* While riding a spinning block through the air, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=11m58s Jon thinks he sees a pipe, leading to everyone almost dying (and Josh actually dying) to reach it:]]

!!Episode 5
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=23m19s While playing Power-Up Panels]]:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=27m24s Emile reveals an... interesting story from his past:]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=19m08s A momentary lapse of judgement while searching for a fake wall in a ghost house.]]

!!Episode 7
* At the start of the episode, [[CatchPhrase Catch Phrases]] are swapped:
-->'''Josh''': "Heeey everybody, it's JoshJepson!"\\
'''Emile''': ''(with a Southern accent)'' "Howdy guys, it's Chuggaaconroy."\\
'''Tim''': "Hey everybody, it's LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun, but you knew that already."\\
'''Jon''': "I want a catch phrase to steal, too!"
** And thirteen seconds later...
--->'''Emile''': "In the last episode we finished up, uh, World 3, and in this episode, we're going to be getting started on the world that comes after 3, I don't know 'cause I can't count that high."\\

* This exchange:

* [[https://youtu.be/ZNAnA9N8OXc?t=12m6s After earning an item house with fireworks, Emile makes their first match]]: [[EpicFail Bowser]].

* The outro for episode 7:

!!Episode 8
* The intros never stop being entertaining:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=ULKgGUKRLVqX0&feature=player_detailpage&v=KgGUKRLVqX0&t=1653s Jon attempts to guide the others through the fortress]]...

* The callback to the "dinosaurs aren't people" conversation. "Why are we quoting ourselves?! That's just weird!"
* The Emile and Jon "argument" about Ludwig.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgGUKRLVqX0&t=1668s The team's]] EpicFail in the World [[FourIsDeath 4]] Fortress trying to get a star coin.

* After Tim gets hit by a skewer, Emile cheerfully yells "SUICIDE!" and jumps after him along with Josh. [[OnlySaneMan Jon]] simply sits back and watches.
-->'''Jon:''' "Go team! Go Team What-the-Hell!"

!!Episode 9

!!Episode 10
* This conversation, after Emile notes how he and Josh were standing in midair due to being on a falling platform when a cutscene started:

!!Episode 11
* This line:

!!Episode 14
* Jesus frosting. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h30RaTBWsb0&t=01m12s Here's the link]] to explain things. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Sorta.]]

'''Jon:''' ''(deadpan)'' You're an idiot.
* LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys converge on a Star Coin over a gap.

** And later on, Emile jumps for a Star Coin and dies right after getting it.

* In world 7-4, the guys just got the third coin for the first time, then everyone but Josh died. He made an attempt to stay alive by ducking into a ball and hiding, not noticing the very obvious Bullet Bill slowly creeping up, when it hits him...

!!Episode 15
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=ULd5heDCBsKPU&feature=player_detailpage&v=d5heDCBsKPU&t=0s The hilarious intro]] that goes on for a whole minute. Only the first couple of seconds are planned (supposedly). And while some would label it as an OverlyLongGag, it'll keep you laughing the whole time:
-->'''Emile:''' "Live from PAX Prime, it is really hot in here so JEPSON! YOU'RE FIRED!"\\
'''Josh:''' [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl *girlish scream*]]\\
'''Tim:''' *groans*\\
'''Jon:''' "So...we're playing three-player now?"\\
'''Emile:''' "Well, you know he always gets hired back on by the end of the episode, so we might as well have him play with us while he still can."\\
'''Tim:''' "We need a replacement right now! You need to stick around!"\\

* This:

(Emile dies when the group reach a ? Block. Tim opens it, releasing a Super Mushroom and 3 Ice Flowers; while Emile's in the bubble, everyone takes an Ice Flower and Josh gets the mushroom)\\
'''Emile:''' "Thanks a lot! Wha -- what are you targeting me for!? What did I ever do to you?"\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=ULd5heDCBsKPU&feature=player_detailpage&v=d5heDCBsKPU&t=216s In Level 8-1,]] surrounded by lava and falling flaming rocks, Josh is the only one alive at the moment [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes and freaking out]]. "Josh, don't fail us now!" "I will totally fail you now!" He doesn't, actually.
* Another moment (roughly a third of the way through), this exchange making fun of how few movies Emile's seen:

!!Episode 16
* TRG's collective response to Kamek taking off with Peach ''yet again'' after completing one of the airships:

!!Episode 17
* Star Coin fail on 9-3. ''Twelve tries before they finally succeed.'' Tim's comment wraps it all up:

!!Finale
* Jon's ongoing crusade to make Emile use a continue:

* Emile and Jon debating who grabbed the star coins in a level:

* The game punishes Emile for a bad pun.

* Jon pulls out the [[BerserkButton anti-Emile]] [[CreatorBacklash word]], with predictable results.

[[folder:New Super Mario Bros. Wii]

* At the end of the very first match — an [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]]/[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]] double Kirby on Mario CurbStompBattle — Emile gets his mitts on a bumper and throws it straight down, knocking Jon right off the edge of the stadium. Emile then gently floats down, hits the bumper, and is flung off the side himself, all in SlowMotion.
-->'''[[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]]:''' Super Kirby massacre!
* Emile calls his cat, "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Mah Boi]]".
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "He had stickers in his underpants!"]]
* Emile and Jon 'wombo combo'-ing Mario.

** Emile's puns and joke about being unable to read ''right when Pit shows up'' also counts as HilariousInHindsight when you realize ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising'' came out a few months later.
* Emile admits that he always thought Palutena was pronounced "pollute-ina." The guys decide that Pollute-ina sounds like a ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers'' villain.

* Extremely early into episode 2, the guys [[WikiWalk somehow]] start talking about how royalty works, when the original topic of discussion was the character select screen. It's because Tim choose to play Zelda because he wanted to be the prettiest princess, and then Emile asked if that would make Josh the prince, since Tim was his wife in the "Meet LetsPlay/JoshJepson" song that he's still obsessed with, and... yeah.
* Their rule for giving everyone a chance to play is to switch off whenever they reach a selection screen. The reason it's funny is because there are times where the entirety of one of their sessions was running forward until they hit a {{Cutscene}}.
* Jon does find a way to kill Emile: [[ItMakesSenseInContext break blocks beneath him when he's player 1 to drop him to his death]].
** And later, while he's not playing, Emile keeps rooting for Jon to enter the wrong door and fall into a lava pit so he and Tim can take damage. And whenever they ''do'' fall into the pit, it's a moment of funny in and of itself.
*** Any time the guys walk into the [[KillItWithFire the room with the floor on fire]]. They do so about [[RuleOfThree three times]].

* At 10:15, Jon has fun with the cannons, while [[OnlySaneMan Tim]] just stands off to the side, waiting.
* Pretty much the entirety of the Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong level.
* During one section, some text pops onscreen to say "No commentary for a few seconds" as the commentary cuts out temporarily. A while later, with no explanation, the text appears again, even though there's still commentary going on.

''[[[ImplacableMan Pig King Statue]] appears]''
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Emile tries to make out with polo shirts.]]

* Defeating Porky results in a slow-motion shot of Lucas (Emile) being launched away. As Jon says, "[[CallBack To space!]]"
* Emile names one of the Bytans Joe, and then when he [[DontExplainTheJoke explains the joke]], the pun is so bad it completely stops the commentary. Joe Biden.
* Jon singing the "[[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Rap]]" by Music/VanillaIce while playing as [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Squirtle.]]
* Emile taking the opportunity to get in "DOH, I MISSED!" at the best possible moment -- just as Wario appears and misses Ness with his Dark Gun.
** [[https://youtu.be/EuilAziIqcU "He's locked on, he's firin'... D'OH I MISSED!"]]

* The BeigeProse opening of Episode 4.
* Emile and Tim backtracking to get a Stock Ball... and Tim immediately dying.
* [[{{Dissimile}} "Speaking of Majora's Mask, here's Twilight Princess."]]
* During the fourth episode, they get their turn order mixed up again, and captions note that Tim ''should'' be playing that round. When they see that it's Yoshi's debut, Jon then hands Tim his controller so he can play, ironically and unknowingly fixing the order in the process.
** Doubles somewhat as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
** Gets even better in the next episode, when the turn order just gets ''totally freaking screwed over'' by their mistake.
** And when they figure this out, they end up having to let Tim play 9 turns in a row to sort it all out.

* Emile jokingly calls himself a suicide bomber and then [[TemptingFate gets blown up]] [[LaserGuidedKarma by a Bob-omb.]]

* At one point, Emile and Jon are too busy arguing to notice that Tim died three times in a row. It's not until they see the game over screen that they realize what just happened.

* Tim singing Jon's "I am an asshole" song. [[{{Irony}} He's supposed to be the nice one!]]
* The return of the fake aliases "Pedro Martinez III Esq." and "Thomas Jefferson".

* The episode starts off with Emile hurting his foot while getting into position.

* There was a moment in the last cutscene of episode 6. Bowser shows up to take one of Dedede's (character) statues and TRG wonder who he was there for.
--> '''Emile''': "Guess who Bowser's here for! I'll give you a hint, [[CaptainObvious it's not]] [[ButtMonkey Luigi]]."
** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint A moment later, they decide that Bowser must be after]] Ness.
* Jon's impersonations of Squirtle were a quick chuckle. His impersonation of Squirtle with a Super Mushroom was a laughing riot.

** The ''Home Improvement'' opening is made even funnier by how Tim doesn't get the reference and goes OffTheRails into a completely different parody, as well as Jon having a very noticeable voice crack while saying "I don't think that's how ''Home Improvement'' went."

* Emile telling Tim to grab the hammer before Charizard does in the battle against the latter. Charizard does get the hammer... and then promptly ends up falling off the stage.
** Emile and Jon sound so similar that it might have been either of them. It's such a [[DeadpanSnarker dry observation]] that it makes the actual sight of Charizard wielding the hammer look that much more ridiculous.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[nonchalantly]'' "Someone should grab that hammer before Charizard does."
* The CallBack where part of the (in)famous "[[WesternAnimation/TheJetsons Meet]] LetsPlay/JoshJepson" song was sung again.
** Made even ''funnier'' when it's [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]] singing the "Tim, his wife!" part, since he had such a negative reaction to it at first.

'''Jon''': "I'm rolling with this!"\\

* During the battle with Galleom, Emile began shouting attack names for each move the monster did.
** "FALL ON FACE!"
* Everyone's reactions to how Jon somehow survived the first battle against Galleom despite being hit by almost every attack used by the boss.
* The group's reaction to Charizard pretty much One-Hit [=KOing=] Galleom in the second battle with a single move.
* The ''entirity'' of the scene where Emile and Tim kept dying on the elevators.

* Fun with VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}! (OK, more like fun with [[NeverLiveItDown Steve]], but...)
** When ROB flings the Pikmin off of him, Emile yells "NO, STE-"...and then denies it.
** "HE KILLED EVERYONE BUT THE JOKE!"
** Jon cheerfully re-enacts a conversation between Olimar and Steve while Emile (fake) sobs in the background.
** Emile ''reeeeeeally'' doesn't want to play as Steve. Jon is enjoying this way too much. (Maybe because he can't actually kill Emile in this game, and this is his way of getting revenge?)
-->'''Jon:''' ('''Emile''': "'''NO!'''") "YES! So," ("'''No!'''") "so I've got both controllers in my hands right now, cause I'm not letting Chugga touch--" ("'''No! No no!'''") "--it just yet, and I ''believe'' it's Chugga and Tim..." ("'''Give me that... NO!'''") "and Chugga is player 1," ("'''Give me...'''") "so he is playing as Olimar." ("'''No, why?! No...'''") "So Tim, who would you like to be?"

* [[Franchise/StarWars Emile's midichlorians were off the scale,]] [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic and he might fulfill that prophecy~]]

* Anytime Nana gets killed in the stage, especially Jon's reactions to it.
* The Glices frankly epic combo abilities in The Glacial Peak.
** And then they do it again in The Great Maze!

* Emile finally uses a Smart Bomb correctly... only for an enemy to knock him into its explosion anyway.

* An unfortunate yet hilarious moment of battle choreography: against a group of sword-wielding Primids, Emile (Pikachu) comes across a smart bomb and a green shell. His approach knocks the shell at an enemy, who hits it back with its sword, which knocks Emile into another enemy, who knocks him off the stage. The shell also hits the Smart Bomb, which sets it off, catching multiple Primids and Tim (Samus) in it, which ends up killing Tim. No one in the group could work out what just happened, how many lives were lost in the confusion, or whether or not Emile [[RunningGag improperly used another smart bomb]].

'''Tim:''' ''[At the same time as Jon]'' "You know, ''[[CatchPhrase in the bathroom]]''!"\\
'''Emile:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny (Laughs)]] "'''''Tim!'''''"
* Tim singing "In the bathroom" in an effeminate, vaguely English accent. "Een the b-ah-throom!"
-->'''Jon:''' "In the b-ah-throom?"

* The Steve abuse continues on in Episode 13. '''"Someone grab his controller!"'''

-->'''Jon''': "So I've got two of my favourite characters, and you've got… two… I guess… do you like Fox?"\\

* Tim singing about Subspace to the tune of the Forest Maze music from Mario RPG. [[https://youtu.be/EJ5Bd3t1wEo&t=25m18s Then:]]
-->'''Tim''': ''[still in tune]'' "We will be here for a very long time…" ''[{{Beat}}]'' "I have nothing with that that would rhyme…"\\
'''Emile''': ''[also in tune]'' "[[CallBack What do you mean we did badly on time?]]"\\
'''Tim and Jon''': ''[laughter]''
* While Jon is carrying a bomb, an enemy appears behind him, and he on reflex throws it at the enemy. The enemy was a Metal Primid. Metal Primids reflect projectiles. See if you can guess what happened.

* They joke about Diddy's banana throwing animation and talk about him being high class while using ridiculous voices.
* Ganondorf getting married to Master Hand.

--->'''Jon:''' "Elevat-TOR. Tim, get in the elevator." ''[He does so.]'' "Go ''up''." ''[He does so.]'' "Yes." ''[Tim sends the elevator down.]'' "That's down, Tim. I wish I could control the elevator! Boy, howdy!"\\

* Jon walking right into Tim's hands:
-->'''Jon:''' ''[In his 'Captain Falcon' voice]'' "Captain Falcon has returned! I'm sorry, I had to go use the washroom. It takes awhile to—"\\
'''Tim:''' "''In the washroom!''"

* [[https://youtu.be/vOBnwTH5-gk&t=1191s Emile's insane giggle.]]

* When Dark Yoshi appears: "SO UNHAPPY."
* In the Skyworld part of the Great Maze, Tim is playing as Lucas and is struggling to make a jump. Eventually he hands the controller to Emile, who completes the jump successfully. Tim takes control again...and promptly falls off and has to do the jump again.
* Episode 15 also features the group having a rematch with Duon. Emile and Tim manage to get it down to just a sliver of health on their first attempt, but it lives up to the trouble it gave them in their original fight with it by killing Tim (who was player 1 at the time) right as Emile was about to finish it off.
** After reloading from the previous game-over, Emile somehow manages to land on top of Duon as if it were a platform. He spends the next few seconds simply standing there smacking it with a paper fan before it manages to shake him off.
* Emile feels it necessary to scream "[[CovertPervert COME!]]" after defeating Cyber-Snake (Emile was playing as Meta Knight, who says "come" as one of his taunts).

** In a meta example, Jon gets home the same day it was uploaded and ''already'' there were a ton of fan pics.
* CAPTAIN GANONDORF.

* Jon's reaction to Cyber Captain Falcon is to speak in a robot voice as [[ThirdPersonPerson Captain Falcon]].
** "Show me your Robo-Moves!"
* While battling Cyber Pikachu, Jon gets killed and then Cyber Pikachu ''taunts him''.
** Pretty much every instance of the Cyber Pikachu fight. Watching Emile and Jon being pwned by a little rat = Priceless.

!!!The Runaway Guys Comedy Moments
Stuff from the Funny section of LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys that I wanted to save in case it got purged. I may want to reference it if I need inspiration for writing comedic scenes in a story.

[[folder:New Super Mario Bros. Wii]]
!!Running Gags
* Almost every time they get propeller suits, Emile will yell "We're going jogging!" in reference to how the propeller suits remind him of jogging outfits.
* Any time Jon says "GO TEAM!"
* Just about any time Jon kills Emile.
** [[LaserGuidedKarma Or the]] [[AssholeVictim other way around.]]
* [[ButtMonkey Tim and Josh]] [[TheChewToy constantly getting game overs.]]

* [[https://youtu.be/Cun15WXzT80?t=3m17s Tim's death at the "hands" of]] ''[[TheGoomba the very first Goomba]]''.
* [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]'s several attempts to leave the others behind, especially after getting a Super Star in 1-2.
-->'''Jon''': "[[CatchPhrase Bye guys!]]"

* Josh reads out Bowser Jr.'s letter in [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns']] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cun15WXzT80&t=12m24s voice.]]

!!Episode 2
* The most [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfZPRH8ySGQ fantastic intro ever]]:
-->'''Emile:''' "[[WesternAnimation/TheJetsons Meet]] LetsPlay/JoshJepson!"\\
'''Josh:''' "Oh my God..."\\
'''Emile:''' "His boy [[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} Chugga]]!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Oh my God..."\\
'''Emile:''' "Daughter [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Johnny]]!"\\
'''Jon:''' "You..."\\
'''Emile:''' "[[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]], his wife!"\\
'''Tim:''' "''WHAT''?! WHAT? ''NO! NO!''"\\
'''Jon:''' "You need ''so much mental help'' it's not even funny."
* In 1-6, one normal Paratroopa takes out Jon, Emile, ''and'' Tim.

!!Episode 3
* The Guys try to do a group ground pound. [[EpicFail With Emile and Josh above a warp pipe]].
-->'''Jon:''' "[[DidntThinkThisThrough Maybe we should've thought this through a bit more]]."
* "Every time the Yellow Toad dies,[[note]]by which they mean gains a continue after losing all of his lives[[/note]] he sounds like a chicken."
-->'''Emile:''' "BA-KAWK BA-KAAAAAWWWK!!"
* While pointing out his recent bad luck, Josh complains that even ''[[ButtMonkey TIM]]'' has more lives than him at the moment. Jon and Emile ''immediately'' start calling him out on it (jokingly, of course).

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=8m11s Jon's]] [[EpicFail attempted]] TakingYouWithMe:
-->(Emile eats Jon with his Yoshi)\\
'''Jon:''' "YOU!" (gets out) "Get away from me!"\\
(Jon ground-pounds on Emile, hijacking his Yoshi)\\
'''Emile:''' "You- how- You stole my Yoshi!"\\
(Both start falling into a pit)\\
'''Jon:''' "You know what? [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]]." (eats Emile and [[TakingYouWithMe lets himself fall in]])\\
(Emile escapes, jumps out of the pit, and bubbles)\\
'''Jon:''' [[LaserGuidedKarma "BASTARD!! BASTARD!!"]]\\
'''Emile:''' "HAHAHAHA!! YEESSS!! DESERVE!! DESERVE!!"
* Jon [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=24m25s takes a number from]] [[LetsPlay/FreelanceAstronauts Maxwell]] and bubbles just before grabbing the flagpole while being the only person outside of it, to [[BigWhat the chagrin of the others.]] Sadly, he didn't do it during a level they were having a lot of trouble on.
-->'''Jon:''' "[[ShoutOut Thanks, Maxwell!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=6m35s The group finds a Pokey]]. Josh seems to start preparing for a [[MemeticMutation "MOVE]] [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon FASTER]] [[NeverLiveItDown POKEY!"]] reference, but Jon angrily stops him.
* During the Star Coins/deaths montage in the fourth episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDCd9w1688&t=20m29s they earn an extra 1-Up house]]. What they don't realize until after entering is that Emile, Tim, and Josh were still {{Fun Size}}d thanks to the Mini Mushroom. The MiniGame for earning 1-Ups involves shooting oneself out of a cannon.

** I guess that Pokey [[RunningGag should have moved faster.]]

* After watching the others struggle with the penguin suits, Jon takes charge... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=1m17s and then they get distracted]]:
-->'''Jon:''' "Outta the way -- professional coming through!"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[ItMakesSenseInContext A professional penguin! You're a professional penguin,]] [[CallBack I'm a professional ape...]] what does that make NCS?"\\
'''Jon:''' "A professional Weegie?"\\
'''Emile:''' "A professional plumber."\\
''[Cue inevitable...]''\\
'''Tim:''' "[[CatchPhrase In the bathroom!]]"

!!Episode 6
* After Josh knocks Emile off the spinning block of 3-5 and Emile reacts too late: "What did you do?" "[[BlatantLies He killed himself]]." "Marios don't kill Marios. ''Toads'' kill Marios." "Toads ''try'' to kill Marios, and sometimes succeed." {{Beat}} "Yeah, that's about right, actually."
-->'''Emile:''' "I HAVE THE POWER OF JOGGING PANTS, BOWSER!"

-->'''Jon:''' "[[LargeHam HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I PLAYED MARIO WORLD?!]]"

* Any time Emile blows up a Smart Bomb. '''''Any time.'''''
* A couple of times, one of the guys will be Player 1 and fall off a ledge, only to realize that Player 1 can't teleport (or "bubble") like Player 2 can.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kWXj3ceFChc&t=678s Any time Jon]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kWXj3ceFChc&t=768s gets a hammer.]]
* Whenever Emile sees a Poppant enemy, he exclaims, "He's havin' a party in his pants!"

* Jon nearly escapes the giant fish, [[YankTheDogsChain only to be blown up by a Party Ball right where he lands.]]

* Meta example: The recording set up, as shown [[https://youtu.be/3uynzIh0Atk?t=10m55s on Stephen's Vlog.]]
* Running gags:
** Upon reaching enough Force Gems to power up their swords, Stephen tends to announce that they've got their "(word that begins with 'j') Juice!"
** One of the more common reasons for someone messing up is that they mistake someone else's player Link for their own.
** Jon is the only one who doesn't [[FailedASpotCheck Fail A Spot Check]] on a regular basis, much to his annoyance.

* Stephen sings in the intro. When he gets to the part where the four work together, the Guys boo him.

* After obtaining the Four Sword and getting swept away, Emile promptly makes a Link's Awakening pun. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Nobody reacts to it.]]
* When Kaepora Gaebora appears before the guys, Tim begins to immediately read his lines quickly in his voice. However, because he is so quiet while doing so, he's practically drowned out by Jon, Stephen, and Emile talking about...morse code of all things.
* Stephen realizing that Link can hop while powering up the sword. The others join in; Jon stops and then tells everyone to come over.
* Emile (as Red Link) manages to pick up the Fire Rod... and HilarityEnsues when he accidentally keeps setting every other Runaway Guy, including himself sometimes, on fire every two or so minutes.
** As a result, Jon decides to vote Emile as a bother... only to vote for ''Tim'' instead by accident.[[note]]Emile is usually player one, but, since first player is Green Link and second player is Red Link, he switched controllers with Tim to keep with their TRG colors. Jon forgot they switched while voting, and voted for player one, thinking it was Emile.[[/note]]
* Emile's attempt to read all of Tingle's lines in one breath.

!!!Episode 2: Cave of No Return
* Since no one was particularly aggravating on the Cave of No Return, everyone just decided to mark some random person as a bother, then cancel that vote by mark that same person as being helpful... and, somehow, Jon earned 300 points out of it, Stephen won 100 points, Tim lost 100, then got them back, and [[ButtMonkey Emile]] losing 500 points, ending with [[BrokeTheRatingScale -400 points at one point.]]

!!!Episode 3: Hyrule Castle
* Stephen tries to help pull a large lever... and ends up pulling a bomb instead.
* Stephen has a CallBack to his ''VideoGame/BattleBlockTheater'' Let's Play, only this time with bombs rather than grenades. He is equally as helpful as he was back then, and easily earns Hero of Darkness with his destructive assistance.
** Especially with the reveal that he killed the least enemies in the stage, which everyone at first interpreted as him ''not killing any!''[[labelnote:*]]The person who killed the most enemies gets 300 points; second most gets 150; third gets 50; least gets zero. Seeing Stephen get zero points for kills made everyone assume he didn't kill anyone.[[/labelnote]]

!!Episode 4: The Coast
* Stephen gets bombs again in this episode... And this is the level that introduces the Great Fairy, who upgrades whichever item someone is carrying. [[OhCrap You can put two and two together]].
* The guys dying ''5'' times. Here's the actual death count:
** Tim: 5
** Emile: 5
** Jon: 2
** Stephen: 4
* Stephen is the first death of the game, (accidentally?) blowing himself up talking to an NPC.

!!!Episode 5: Village of the Blue Maiden (Part 1)
* Just the fact this stage is in multiple parts tells you something.
* The team spend FIVE minutes stuck on the second screen of the level due to an intricacy of multi-player.[[note]]As a caption wall explains, one player must talk to an NPC, find something on the second screen and then that same player must talk to the NPC again to receive the item to unlock it. They eventually achieve this accidentally.[[/note]]
* After attempting to [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext substitute a chicken for a Moon Pearl]], Stephen sets off a Cucco attack. Emile saves them with a text box.

!!!Episode 6: Village of the Blue Maiden (Part 2)
* The Shadow Link fight at the end has Shadow Link, and the guys, being able to go into the Dark World. When you're in the Dark World, anyone in the regular world looks almost exactly like Shadow Link to you. They decide to have some people stay in the real world and others go into the Dark World... and promptly have trouble actually hitting Shadow Link, instead trying to attack the shadow of the person in the real world. HilarityEnsues as they constantly lose track of Shadow Link.
** At one point, Tim is the one in the overworld, and the others are attacking him, [[PoorCommunicationKills and Tim doesn't think to mention he's being slashed by three shadows]]. Tim goes into the portal into the Dark World, which the others see as Shadow Link returning to the overworld, and attempt to follow him... only to find he's not there. Meanwhile, Tim appears to be shocked at there seemingly being three Shadow Links.
* Stephen doesn't even realise bombs were available in the stage until they hit a seeming dead-end. As such, he breaks his streak of winning the Hero of Darkness vote.
* Despite Stephen getting a cucco to steal Force Gems from Jon at the last possible moment, Jon still manages to get first place through sheer amount of Force Gems. He cheerfully attributes this to the shovel.

!!!Episode 7: Eastern Temple (Part 1)
* Jon has difficulties picking up items when bombs are involved on two occasions. The first time, he drops a bomb and by mistake picks up Stephen, getting them both caught in the blast. The second time, while attempting to pick up a key, he accidentally picks up a bomb, resulting in a mild panic for everyone sans Tim.
* One room the gang comes across has four switches that each Link must step on at the same time to allow them to proceed farther. After a brief pause, Emile realizes nothing is happening because he is not standing on the last switch. A little while later, they return to the room, and Tim makes the same mistake!
* Stephen's, and later Tim's song and dance while waiting for Emile to light some torches.

!!!Episode 8: Eastern Temple (Part 2)
* Tim trying to run away from a giant bomb... as in out of the room... while the other guys more sensibly run downstairs. Needless to say, Tim gets blown up.
* Emile's incredibly girly cry at the end of the episode, possibly from realizing that part of his GBA footage got corrupted.

!!!Episode 9: Death Mountain Foothills
* [[https://youtu.be/aASwKY0qKzA?t=10m34s Anything involving the house.]]
-->'''Jon:''' "Guys, this is so stupid."
* At one point, Jon gets picked up by a large enemy that throws him at the spike barrier that prevents them from going to the next screen, causing him to glitch through it and constantly take damage. The guys' reactions to this sells it.

!!!Episode 10: The Mountain Path
* While waiting for Stephen, Emile angrily yells "Steven!", and points out to a confused Stephen that [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse it's a reference]]. Stephen thinks he's referencing ''his wife'', as he apparently gets that tone a lot from her.

!!!Episode 11: Tower of Flames
* Everyone constantly walking off, getting pushed, and shoving each other into the lava.
* Stephen's insistence throughout the entire level that the lamp will eventually be useful, because why else would there be one available? It never is, leading to getting Hero of Darkness for the stage. His reaction is the funniest thing ever.
-->'''Stephen''': "I HAD A LAMP! ''I HAD A LAMP!'' [[WhatTheHellHero WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!]]"
** Jon is similarly peeved since he did all the work killing off the Dodongos as the only person with bombs and someone still voted for him as a bother.
--->'''Jon''': "''Excuse me?!'' I had to fight the ''boss!''"
** Even better? '''It was Stephen'''.

!!!Episode 12: The Field (Part 1)
* Stephen's delayed realization of who Malon and Talon are.
* The Guys get access to carrots that let them spontaneously create horses to ride. ''Utter chaos ensues'', accompanied by Jon's Horse Song.
* The Guys spend forever trying to get past a log they have to pull from a cave, after they impatiently don't pull it far enough, but Emile manages to glitch through, and they find that it's only possible to glitch through if someone pushes them from behind, but they need all four Guys past the log to get past the next area, making it a ShaggyDogStory.

* Tim's [[ToiletHumor gas.]]
-->'''Tim''': "What?! Every single level, at the end of it, [[{{Gasshole}} I fart]]."\\
'''Stephen''': "[[ImStandingRightHere Yeah, and guess who's sitting next to Tim!]] Guess who knows about the end of every freaking level!"\\
''[Tim and Jon start cracking up]''\\
'''Stephen''': "Oh my god, I can taste them. Like, with my tongue! The thing in my mouth! The thing ''under my nose!'' And it's [[SuddenlyShouting SO HOT!]]"\\
'''Tim''': "I can't even laugh!"\\
'''Stephen''': "I'm hyperventilating and taking more in! It's like pure methane!"\\
'''Emile''': "He's beyond help. Well, Stephen..."\\
'''Stephen''': "Yes!"\\
'''Emile''': "I think we know why you're such an expert on [[{{Fartillery}} explosives]]."\\
'''Stephen''': "No, Four Swords bombs got nothin' on this."

!!!Episode 15: Infiltration of Hyrule Castle (Part 1)
* Emile tries to make a reference when the Tingle Tower minigame sign says "no whining".
-->'''Emile:''' "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic This is whin-]]" ''[enters screen with ''tons'' of enemies]'' "[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNG!!!!!!!!]]"
* The guys have to sneak into Hyrule Castle again, this time at night with search lights a la [[Videogame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Forsaken Fortress]]. They are captured '''sixteen''' times before they finally make it into the castle:
** Emile: 3 ("Text box!! FREAKING TEXT BOX!!")
** Jon: 3 (The first offender)
** Tim: 6 (Breaks a pot after the guys have specifically mentioned that doing so gets you caught)
** Stephen: 4 ("OH GOD I'M BREATHING NOOOO!!")
* The realization that there's an easier path after their 6th capture.
* Jon using getting thrown in jail to farm Force Gems.
* Stephen's genius idea to deal with the search lights:
-->'''Stephen:''' "STAB THE LIGHT!!"
* On one attempt, Stephen gets caught because he lost track of who he was while swimming.
-->'''Stephen:''' "I was watching it and was like: 'What idiot is that, he's stuck on a rock!', and it was me."

!!!Episode 16: Infiltration of Hyrule Castle (Part 2)
* After struggling with the searchlights so much in the previous episode, the group suddenly come across another searchlight section and almost immediately get caught. They have a massive freak out, thinking they'll be brought back to the start of the level, only to find out there is another jail cell.
** At one point, whoever is in charge of this cell lets Jon hang onto a key.
* The group's lament that the second jail cell doesn't have farmable Force Gems.
* Not only do the group need lanterns to finish the level, but they're required for the boss. Stephen is ecstatic.
* The Maiden's voice. The Guys claim that Link must always speak in a monotone voice while also trying to figure out exactly which of the [[Anime/SailorMoon Sailor Senshi]] the maiden most resembles.
** Stephen then quickly starts talking about the importance of the [[RunningGag lamp]], insisting that Link get a tattoo of one on his forehead.
* Clearly stressed after such a level, the guys are discussing who to vote Hero of Light/Darkness. They reach hysterics when ''all four'' of them get Hero of Darkness. Watching carefully reveals Tim and Jon voted for each other, and Emile and Stephen too.
** Jon has a freak-out after nobody votes him for Hero of Light, angrily saying that he carried the group through the whole stage. It's made even funnier by the fact that Jon's total score ends up being higher than all three of the other Guys' scores COMBINED!

* The group is faced with a Gohma, which can only be [[KryptoniteFactor harmed by the bow]]. Jon is the only one with a bow, so he has to fight solo. Everyone is quick to notice how familiar this situation is.

* Jon points out that the last enemy killed in a screen drops 100 Force Gems. Emile admits that he didn't know about this, which aggravates Jon due to the group already being on World 5, halfway through the game.
** Stephen follows this up by pretending to notice that the Gamecube controller [[CaptainObvious has 3 shoulder buttons]]. Emile is somewhat unsure if Stephen was being sarcastic.
* At the end, the Guys see that the next level is a town. Their [[ThisIsGonnaSuck reactions]] say it all.

!!!Episode 19: Kakariko Village (Part 1)
* Jon is reading the TearJerker letter from a recently deceased woman to her grieving husband. While this is happening, Stephen can be seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent hitting an annoying NPC with a rock]].
* The Guys' amusement with being able to pick up thieves:
** Stephen repeatedly whacks a thief into a fire, demanding he talk.
** '''Emile:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo "I'm going to beat you up with my man!"]]
* The thief jail allows the guys to hit the imprisoned thieves with weapons. The Guys have some fun with this.
** Emile also notes how much more effective this is than [[CallBack their prison]].
* When Tim is having trouble with a shovel puzzle, Emile suggests that everyone else pull out chairs and watch Tim dig.
* Jon is having trouble reading some NPC dialogue, leading Emile to come over and read on Jon's screen.
-->TEXT: "Wow. How did anyone see UsefulNotes/GameBoy screens back in the day?"
* Jon gets increasingly annoyed when the other Guys (mostly [[VitriolicBestBuds Emile]]) repeatedly take the Force Gems he had earned for completing quests.

!!!Episode 23: The Desert of Doubt
* A swinging underfoot platform presents the Guys with their most daunting task yet -- walking slowly, and in unison.
-->'''Tim:''' "Are you [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] kidding me?"
* Jon's continuing status as the OnlySaneMan as the Guys repeatedly ignore obvious hints from the game, culminating in:
-->'''Jon:''' ''[singing]'' "You guys are bad at exploring, you guys are bad at exploring..."
* Jon notes during {{the Lost Woods}} segment that the correct path is always where the wind is blowing from. The rest of the Guys react with mindblown awe that he noticed this. The best part is that an NPC that Jon talked to hinted at just that, but he either didn't pay attention and figured it out anyway, [[{{Troll}} or was just screwing with the others]].
* Stephen makes a CallBack.
-->'''Jon:''' "Have you ever heard Emile be hyperbolic?"\\
'''Emile:''' [[Franchise/DragonBall "The Hyperbolic Time Chamber?"]]\\
'''Stephen:''' "Never. Now is ''that'' a sex organ?"\\
''[The others all laugh]''\\
'''Jon:''' "No, that's a vernacular."
* Stephen comes to a realization on the results screen.
-->'''Stephen:''' "I already know how this works: If I had bombs, I get voted down. And if I had lamp I get voted up. I don't even have to play the level anymore."

!!!Episode 25: The Pyramid (Part 1)
* At the end of the episode, Jon opens a chest with a giant bomb in it (technically two), and quickly runs to the screen transition point with Emile... while Stephen and Tim keep items they got from chests over their heads[[labelnote:*]]Stephen learned near the start of the stage that you can't take damage while you have text on your GBA screen, like when you open a chest[[/labelnote]]. This results in Jon and Emile dying while Stephen and Tim are unharmed, letting Stephen steal Force Gems from Jon and Emile... which Stephen admits is his reason for doing that. Emile and Jon get pretty angry at this[[labelnote:*]]there was a place they could bomb to escape to their [=GBAs=], but they didn't find it until after the giant bomb went off[[/labelnote]].
-->'''Jon:''' "We should move, we should mo--oh, Stephen, I [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] hate you right now..."\\
'''Emile:''' "Stephen, Stephen, STEPHEN!!"\\
'''Stephen:''' "Your money will be so great~!"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[BigNo NO!]] You ass!"\\
'''Jon:''' "You guys are fucking dicks!"
** This is topped off by the fact that, after all is said and done, Tim asks if something happened. It's unclear if he's [[DeadpanSnarker snarking about it,]] or [[FailedASpotCheck actually didn't notice what happened.]] (The fact that he didn't join Stephen in looting Jon and Emile's corpses implies the latter.)

!!!Episode 26: The Pyramid (Part 2)
* The Guys singing the Maidens' dialogue at the end of the level.
* When it comes time to vote, Jon sarcastically wonders who will receive Hero of Darkness, and Stephen reminds everyone that [[RunningGag he had the lamp]]. However...
-->'''Emile:''' "I didn't mean to vote for Jon. Shoot!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Dude-- are you fucking serious, Emile?? Are you fucking serious??"
** Since Stephen also voted for Jon, '''Jon''' was the one who got Hero of Darkness, upsetting him even more.
--->'''Jon:''' "You [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] assholes!"

!!!Episode 27: Frozen Hyrule (Part 1)
* The guys completely fail to acquire a Quake Medallion (and to notice the alcove it's hidden in) until ''after'' they've killed off all the enemies they were supposed to kill with it (which they did not by removing the rock between them and said enemies to hack-and-slash them, but by throwing bombs over the fence). Then Tim wastes said Quake Medallion on some Terrorpins on a frozen lake the guys can't reach yet.
** Even better, when the Guys do return with the key needed to get down to the lake, [[ShaggyDogStory the slimes have reverted back to being Terrorpins]].
* Apparently, Stephen is the master of [[AccidentalInnuendo entering holes]].
* The guys all get Fire Rods, since they need them to melt the snow walls and frozen Force Gems. Of course, it's not long before they all begin setting each other on fire. Again.
* Stephen beating Emile over the head with a tree.

!!!Episode 31: Realm of the Heavens
* The ''very'' first thing Stephen does in The Realm of the Heavens -- walk left off the side of the cloud and lose half a heart.
* While waiting for the others, the Guys start dropping bombs off the clouds for no reason. Emile then justifies this by claiming the bombs are falling on the [[ThatOneLevel Village of the Blue Maiden]].

!!!Episode 32: The Dark Cloud
* This is a 2D stage where the Links have to ride on clouds to take them to the next area. The first cloud starts to move when Jon is only slightly on it, making him float in midair.
-->'''Jon:''' "[[LargeHam I'm a GHOOOOOOOOOOOOST!]]"

* This is the established trainwreck for this LP, including one time all of them bubbling ''[[EpicFail at the very beginning of the level]]''. Which you can see [[http://youtu.be/-F-9r2Bo23w?t=5m5s here]].

[[folder:Super Mario Bros. 3]]
!!Episode 2
* Jon and Tim have a somewhat sadistic discussion on which of ThatOneLevel from the game to subject Emile to.
* Emile's repeated loss of lives causes Jon to start TemptingFate at one point.
-->'''Jon:''' "You did it! You found a 1-up! Now to lose it immediately!"\\
''(Emile falls into water and crashes into a Cheep Cheep, reducing him to Tiny Mario)''\\
'''Emile:''' "No! No! No no no noooooooooo!"\\
'''Jon:''' "I was joking! I was joking! Don't actually lose it!"\\
'''Emile:''' "I wasn't meaning to make your prophecy come true!"

!!Episode 9
* In World 6-6, Tim starts humming a Britney Spears song, leading him and Emile to make a couple bad puns regarding her song titles and Emile [[ItMakesSenseInContext to mistakenly think Jon is talking about Britney Spears literally appearing in the game]].
-->'''Jon:''' "Why do we all know way too much about Britney Spears songs?"

!!Episode 10
* Toward the end of the episode, Emile gives us this gem:
-->'''Emile:''' "[[AccidentalInnuendo You handled the women]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext I handled the Mortimers]]."
[[/folder]]

!!!Episode 20: Kakariko Village (Part 2)
* While Chuuga is talking to an NPC who says he can take his treasure, Jon and Stephen have already pilfered it.
* Jon's reaction after losing ''1000 Force Gems'' to the boss (which Tim is quick to steal). The sound of the counters can be heard for several seconds. Afterwards, Jon gets a [[BigBulkyBomb Level 2 Bomb]] for beating the stage and immediately goes after Tim.
-->'''Jon:''' "I'm a ''little'' angry."

!!!Episode 22: Temple of Darkness (Part 2)
* Emile manages to die ''6 times'' and ends up with a ''score of -71'' at the end of the episode.
* The simple fact that the boss battle here takes a solid ten minutes due to the Guys' inability to deal with TennisBoss strategies consistently.

[[folder:The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes]]

!!!Episode 1: Finale
* Not even five seconds into the video, Emile already has a bad pun lined up.
-->'''Emile:''' "...Eh, I'd make a Zelda pun, but I'm not gonna tri and force it."
* Once the guys start the game, they quickly realize that Emile had forgotten to restart his progress to go back to the beginning of the game.
-->'''Emile:''' "Crap, I haven't restarted..."\\
'''Jon:''' "You IDIOT!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Oh no!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[laughing]'' "I thought I did it!"\\
'''Jon:''' "You...We waited forever! You waited forever on us, and you weren't even ready yourself!"
** Then, Jon chooses to import his save data, which he thinks is data from the demo. It was actually his ''completed'' game file, meaning Jon has to reset his game and replay the opening 15 minutes, delaying the gameplay for even longer than Emile did.
* Once they finally start, Jon and Emile begin to try to progress forward with the game in order to reunite with each other. [[CloudCuckooLander Tim]] on the other hand, [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny is more intent on scaring random birds in the hub world]].
* While Emile begins narrating Sir Combsly’s dialogue, Tim (and to a lesser extent, Jon) begins making random noises and sound effects as soon as Emile finishes speaking.
* When the guys are talking to Sir Combsly and are about to name their characters, Emile's 3DS shows that the default name for his character was going to be ''[[LetsPlay/MasaeAnela Masae]][[ShipTease Anela]]''.
-->'''Emile:''' "Pfffffffffffftttt..."\\
'''Tim:''' "Uh oh. That was..."\\
'''Jon:''' "...interesting..."\\
'''Emile:''' "Okay, I guess I..."\\
'''Jon:''' "Well, at least I know whose 3DS that is now."

!!!Episode 2: Jelly Fresh
* Tim begins the episode by running around in circles and getting dizzy.
* Giving the "Legendary Hero" (old-school Link) outside the castle the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and then [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Cartman]].
-->"[[WesternAnimation/FairlyOddparents Scramble zee fairies!]]"
* Jon, when getting the consolation prize from the treasure game:
-->'''Jon:''' "I'VE GOT A BAG! Of disappointment!"
* Emile continually sprinting around town and running into things.
* Jon showing off an easter egg.
-->'''Jon''': "Before we warp into space, let's show off some things. Number one: [[ItMakesSenseInContext run into a wall...randomly...a ball will drop.]]"
* Tim and Emile are absolutely terrible at handling the totem mechanics at first.
-->'''Jon''': "Don't walk off the stage, that will kill us all!"
* Dying on the second stage right after Jon collects a heart.
* Emile can't figure out the camera and ends up taking a picture of the result screen.

!!!Episode 3: Smells Like Team Spirit
* Jon's saltiness about how bad the reward for doing all the challenges is.
* The introduction of the bomb item.
-->'''Emile''': "Looks like one of us is going to be on bomb duty, thank goodness there's not a purple Link here!"\\
'''Jon''': "You say that but still, you can damage each other with the bombs, so...be veeeery careful."\\
'''Emile''': "Well, I guess that means I should be on bomb duty. I'm the most careful out of all of us, right!"\\
'''Jon''': "Oh boy, I'm gonna go grab that then before you do in that case."
* "That arrow was coming out of my crotch."
* Emile describes a poster advertisement he saw with very bad word choices:
-->'''Emile:''' "This fall, Superman [[AccidentalInnuendo is coming in]] [[Series/Supergirl2015 Supergirl]]."
* Jon has a lot of trouble trying to guide Emile and Tim.
-->'''Jon''': "Alright shoot that, then walk on my head-" *Tim throws Emile to the other side* "...that's not walk on my head."
** And then the second time they attempt it, Jon accidentally throws them in the water instead of onto the other platform. Tim then throws Emile about 3 or 4 more times before finally getting it.
--->'''Tim''': "Oh, ''I'' walk on your head!"\\
'''Jon''': ''[after they'' '''finally''' ''succeed]'' "Guys we did it, we solved the '''third''' puzzle in the game!" ''[jumps in the river and swims off]'' "I'm leaving. I'm going over here. This is my new home now."\\
'''Emile''': "We all love each other, don't we guys?"\\
'''Jon''': "I already have a headache."
[[/folder]]

** Jon was so emotionally drained by the end of it he started speaking in monotone.
** The moments right before the first time Tim fought Jigglypuff were even funnier.
** They die ''ten times'' when trying to get back to the door leading to Jigglypuff.
*** Not to mention the gong show (as Jon put it), where they kept getting launched further and further away from the door they needed to go to in order to reach Jigglypuff. All this before the four-second match.[[note]]To clarify: there were barrels over water. To get back to the door, they had to swim over. To avoid drowing on the way, they had to jump out at regular intervals ''without'' jumping back into a barrel.[[/note]]
*** Solely because of being Tim's partner in the Bonus Episode, Jon's most common death cause was Mega Diddy.
*** Tim died playing as the Ice Climbers... because Nana got on a ledge and Popo didn't. Another time, Tim spawns as the Ice Climbers, and kills himself '''by walking off stage'''.
* Some moments before the second time Tim fought Jigglypuff were hilarious as well.

* The guys's reactions to the weird stage layouts for the Cyber battles.

* Jon didn't take being the loser of the first match well.
-->''[Emile, as Lucas, swings a bat at Jon, who is Ike]''\\
'''Jon''': "No, no!"\\
'''Emile''': "Yes!"\\
'''Jon''': "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck!]]"
* Emile asked Jon if they should tell everyone what they would do next, but Jon's too hung up on trying to beat Emile.
-->'''Jon:''' "A rematch."

!!!Running Gags

* Steven insisting where to cut the video at the end.

'''Emile:''' "Let's get him. Let's get him. Let's... [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment make him eat American food or something]]."

!!!Shadow Battle
* After Jon spends most of the game pointing out how the others FailedASpotCheck, in this video it's Tim who's the only one to notice a giant bomb has appeared and win by default when he's the only one who hides.
* Emile constantly falling through the colour-coded tiles on the sky level, which nobody else has much difficulty with.
* One match comes down to Jon and Stephen. Stephen mostly runs away from Jon, then falls down a hole as Jon waits on a ladder to stab him... and somehow ''Stephen'' wins when they collide.

* Any given [[ScrappyMechanic Chance Time]].
* Emile accidentally being racist or sexist. First, it's about Peach being a woman, then Jon being [[CanadaEh Canadian]], then it finally culminates in ''Knock-a Block-a Towah''.
* Whenever Jon has one of his talks with Bowser. These talks tend to consist of him telling Bowser something casually, as if he was a friend, while the roulette chooses an event.

* Right before that, when the footage cuts ahead, Tim speaks for the first time, and Jon asks "Who are you?" as though he were uninvited.
* Jon finding out that ''VideoGame/MarioParty'' has a storyline canon, especially realizing that Wario was the Super Star from the first Mario Party game:
-->'''Jon:''' "[[ExcusePlot Mario Party]] has '''canon'''?!"
** For several minutes afterward, even while the others were discussing the game mechanics, Jon was still hung up on the idea of ''VideoGame/MarioParty'' having canon.
* First episode. First turn. First dice roll:
-->'''Jon:''' "Alright, so who's gonna explain how a dice works?"

** Same game, different episode, [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]] singing "White Flag" in a helium voice as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtASu1V-BPc&t=3m38s Peach drifts out to sea]].
** Several times, when someone gets eliminated one of the guys yells "Swim for shore!"
* Their amusement at Wario's German voice actor, especially "D'oh, I missed!", cheering when he says it at the results screen. What's funny is that they missed the first time he said it, when he got a Dark Star from Bowser.
** D'oh, they missed!
** Said voice actor, Thomas Spindler, recently confirmed he was actually saying "So ein mist!", German for "Oh crap!", but a deep voice pitch resulted in "D'oh, I missed!"
* Emile butchers Koopa's explanation:
-->'''Emile''': ''[reading Koopa's lines as the dialogue speeds by]'' "Welcome everybody, I'm your guide Koopa Troopa. This castle you see from—but the rainbow disappeared—with all your own hands—I have a piece of advice in the castle—now then let's decide turn order."[[note]]The word "order" just kinda trails off really quickly, so it's hard to catch.[[/note]] (sic erat scriptum)

** Throughout that board, both Jon and Emile keep making ThatCameOutWrong comments that make them sound unintentionally {{emo}}.
--->''[About to play the lumberjack minigame]''\\
'''Jon:''' "I am a master at cutting!" ''[Realizes what it sounded like]'' "...myself."\\
''(Later, Emile is talking about how he recognised [[WebVideo/YouCanPlayThis Jew Wario]] by his pink shoes rather than his hat, which Jon doesn't believe)''\\
'''Emile:''' "I look down a lot, okay?!"\\
'''Jon:''' "...That sounds so depressing!"

* This priceless exchange for the first Bash n' Cash game:
-->'''Tim:''' ''[getting hit by hammer]'' "Ah! My penis! My penis! Wait..."\\
'''Emile:''' "WHAT? You can't--"\\
'''Jon:''' "This is a ''CHILDREN'S GAME'', young man!"

* When they play ''Hot Bob-Omb'', [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential and since the minigame is directly inspired by]] HotPotato, Emile holds onto the Bob-Omb during the entire mini-game and throws it at Wario at the last second, resulting in Wario losing fifteen coins (five coins for each opposing player). His UnEvilLaugh as he cooks the Bob-Omb combined with Jon's increasing ThisIsGonnaSuck and reaction is priceless.
** Jon acknowledges the poor abuse incurred to Wario in a span of one video - being left to drown in the ocean, have a bomb thrown at him, and have nearly all of his coins robbed. By the end of the board, Emile and Jon goes further with Wario being eaten by ghosts and Piranha Plants.
* Then there's the part where Wario uses Chance Time to steal Jon's star... right after Bowser Revolution reduced his 140 coins to 60... the turn after Emile had refrained from stealing a star from him due to the aforementioned coin lead.
-->'''Emile''': ''[bursts out laughing]''\\
'''Jon''': "You know what, Mario Party?"\\
'''Emile''': "Good thing I didn't steal that!"\\
'''Jon''': "You know what, Mario Party? F U. F U SOOO MUCH."\\
'''Emile''': "[[FunWithAcronyms If you see Kay]], tell her I said 'hi!'"
* The very first use of Chance Time in the game. Wario causes Emile and Jon to exchange coins, but the two have the exact same amount of coins in the first place, making the exchange pointless.

* After Jon wins an important minigame that prevents Emile from getting a star, he shouts "YEAH! SUCK IT!" Soon after, he says that he yelled so loud he hurt his ''[[MindScrew shoulder]]''.
* The guys engage in WildMassGuessing about the game actually being a metaphor for American politics, with Koopa Troopa as representing UsefulNotes/BarackObama, the door-switching robot in Luigi's Engine Room being Bill Gates, and Bowser as Dick Cheney.[[note]]One wonders what they would have said if the LP came out ''after'' [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump a certain someone]] launched his campaign for the Presidency...[[/note]]
* Jon lands on a mushroom space and gets a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=ULkrC7HTp-H80&v=krC7HTp-H80&feature=player_detailpage&t=747s poison mushroom...]]
-->'''[[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]]:''' "Hey, Jon! Hey, Jon! [[VideoGame/KnyttStories Don't Eat The Mushroom!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "…I hate your face."
** Next turn…
--->'''Emile:''' ''(Upon recieving a Warp block)'' "[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "Yes!"\\
'''Emile:''' "No!!"\\
'''Jon:''' "[[TemptingFate Hey, this could work in your favor…]]"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[Switches with Jon]'' "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Yeah! Well, no, this could also work in your favor."\\
'''Emile:''' ''[[[LaserGuidedKarma Rolls a poison mushroom]]]'' "NOOOO!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Hey, Chugga! [[IronicEcho Don't Eat The Mushroom]]! I hear it's bad for you!"

* The only time ''Hot Rope Jump'' is played, Emile gets burned by the rope [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs815A3Cfks&feature=youtu.be&t=248 before the characters make a single jump.]]
* "Wario is DEAD! The jungle killed him!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=isb2q__vhLk&t=488s "So Bowser, I hate to tell you this, but... your test results came back positive...]] [[FiveSecondForeshadowing positive for communism]]."
** Which actually does end up resulting in Bowser Revolution...[[DoubleSubversion which is then followed by Emile giving Luigi 10 coins due to Chance Time.]]
-->'''Emile''': "SCREW YOU PEOPLE! Foot. Twitch, Twitch."[[note]]Earlier recordings were hampered by someone inadvertently disconnecting the projector.[[/note]]\\
'''Jon''': "Having a slight seizure?"\\
'''Emile''': "AS SOON AS WE HAVE EQUAL COINS..."\\
'''Jon''': "See, this is why communism never works."\\
'''Emile''': "Exactly."\\
'''Jon''': "Because of Chance Time."
* The discussion of "[[Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Boo and Toad's Excellent Adventure]]".

'''Jon''': "You get more and more racist every board. I'm expecting you to just, like, say the N word, like, every five seconds by the end of this game!"
* When Emile got to see Boo on the last turn, Jon tried to convince Emile to not steal his star..[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htRDhkGeHnM&t=9m41s to no avail.]]
-->'''Jon''': "What are you gonna do? You can steal coins from Tim and get the..." ''[Cue Emile taking away Jon's star]'' "I hate you so much."
* From the same episode, during the 'Crazy Cutter' minigame, when they improvise lyrics to the Pokémon Theme.
-->'''Emile''': "I wanna be the very best..."\\
'''Jon''': "Like no driller ever was? To cut them is my real test, to free them is my cause!"\\
'''Emile''': ''[when the scores come up]'' "Ninety-three!"\\
'''Jon''': "Gotta catch some of them."
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuxQbCcVps8&t=4m24s It must be the shoes!]]"
* Jon's punishment for losing the board? Being shot out of Bowser's cannon!
-->'''Jon:''' "No! No! Bowser, no," ''[gets shot out of the cannon]'' "I'm sooRRRRRYYYY!"\\
''[Cut to the group shot with Mario flying past some firework explosions]''\\
'''Emile:''' "And you have fireworks shoved up your ass."\\
'''Jon:''' "Wheeeee!" ''[{{beat}}]'' "Wow."
* A StealthPun moment:
-->'''Jon:''' "Brother!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Sister! ''[[[{{Gasshole}} burp]]]''"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[imitating Creator/DavidHayter]'' "[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Liquid]]."\\
'''Emile:''' ''[snickers]'' "...Gas."
* During the first game of Deep Sea Divers in Episode 2, Jon can't figure out that he has to reel Tim in to actually get a treasure chest, so Tim dives, grabs a chest, drops it, and is left floating and unmoving amidst Jon's screams while Emile grabs every coin.
* Emile gets a Warp Block that causes him to switch places with Tim — who is ''one space behind him.'' Then on the VERY SAME TURN, Tim gets ANOTHER Warp Block! (But he switches places with Luigi…)
* What Jon thought of Bowser's "Pee" Dance.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zixpynmFwU&t=5m52s Emile visits Boo for the first time]]:
-->'''Emile''': "You know what I'm doing!" ''[steals coins from Mario]'' "Malleo!"\\
'''Jon''': "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stealin' my money, my hard-earned money—"\\
''[Boo only manages to steal ''one'' coin]''\\
'''Emile''': "[[BigWhat WHAAAAT?!]]"\\
'''Jon''': "YEAAAHHH! ''Suck it, Trebek!''"[[note]]For those who are unaware, this is a reference to ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'''s parody of ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}''.[[/note]]

'''Jon:''' "OKAY!" ''[Emile laughs]'' "Time paradox, I get it! This is not ''VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 3|SnakeEater}}''!"
* In a moment of "Turn your headphones down", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG5hW4Iol2s&t=7m13s Wario survives by a thin hair when he gets saved by a raising mushroom.]]
-->'''Emile''': "OH-HO! YEAH! YEAH!"\\
'''Jon''': "WHAT! WHAT!?"\\
'''Emile''': "YEAH! YEAH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"\\
'''Tim''': ''[laughing maniacally]''\\
'''Jon''': "That's bullshit! BULL! BULL!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0915PceokCU&t=8m14s Jon has better turns]]... After losing all of his coins, insult is added to injury when he gets the poison mushroom.
-->'''Jon''': "GAME! GAME! ME AND YOU! AFTER THIS! IN THE BACK ALLEY! I HAVE A KNIFE!"
* Jon and Tim [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG5hW4Iol2s&t=01m58s make fun of]] ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'', a stated favourite of Emile's.
-->'''Emile''': "It was better than [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 64]]! [[BringIt HATE COMMENTS COMMENCE!]]"
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Jon tells the projector to remember the back of his head.]]
* The guys' reaction to Koopa Troopa predicting that Mario (Jon) will be the superstar, who was in first place at the time, in Episode 4.[[note]]Before that, they had a theory that Koopa Troopa would always predict the player in second place.[[/note]]
-->'''Jon''': "You know what, game, you're okay. I don't think I'll shank you."
* Also from Episode 4, this little gem:
-->'''Emile''': "How'd you shank your cartridge?"\\
'''Jon''': "You know what, it's possible."\\
'''Emile''': "Well, I guess you cut off like the edges of the cartridge slot."\\
'''Jon''': "I just take a screwdiver... and then, pull a Series/{{Dexter}}."\\
'''Emile''': "[[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter's Lab]]?"\\
'''Jon''': "Yes, clearly I just go 'DEE-DEE!'"\\
'''Emile''': "GET OUT OF MY LAB-OR-A-TORY!"\\
'''Jon''': "That's not bad, actually... good job."\\
'''Tim''': "Nice."
* Emile manages to destroy all the boxes obstructing his way in Knock Block Tower... [[https://youtu.be/0zixpynmFwU?t=10m6s and then fails the minigame anyway]].
-->'''Jon:''' "What is wrong with you?! Why did you punch?"\\
'''Emile:''' "I-I was with the treasure chest!"\\
'''Jon:''' "You have to jump up to it."\\
'''Emile:''' "I did!"\\
'''Jon:''' "You ''punched'' it! You ''very clearly'' punched it!"\\
'''Tim:''' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...That]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint would]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint hurt.]]"

!! Peach's Birthday Cake
* "[[JiveTurkey Rapanese?]]"
* This exchange:
-->'''Emile:''' ''[After explaining turbulence]'' "You know, Shift happens."\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Jon:''' "That was horrible."
* This occurs in an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04kBJ1NeR0k&t=6m02s interesting way]]:
-->'''Emile:''' "HEY JON—"\\
'''Jon:''' "HEY CHUGGA! THIS IS MY FIST! I DON'T GET THAT REFERENCE!"\\
'''Emile:''' "I hear eating that is bad for you!"\\
'''Jon:''' "REALLY!?" ''[pounds fist]'' "I hear knuckle sandwiches are GREAT for your teeth!"
* Episode 3: During the explanation screen for "Bowl Over", Emile launches his shell and slides away.
-->'''Jon:''' "WE'LL MISS YOU!"

* When Emile lands on the Bowser Space with 0 coins and 0 stars, [[EvenEvilHasStandards Bowser takes pity on him and gives him coins.]]
-->'''Emile''': "Bowser helped me! :D"
** Interesting echo later; when Luigi passes Bowser as a board event with 0 coins, the Koopa King ditches [[ButtMonkey Luigi]] instead of giving him anything.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMafSxAA7c0&t=11m28s Jon got the Poison Mushroom]] — again — Luigi got a warp block and switched places with him, got a regular mushroom, and proceeded to where Toad was. What makes it funny was that Luigi landed one space behind the star… and the space was a Happening Space, thus causing both Bowser and Toad to switch places. [[RuleOfThree Then Tim lands on the same mushroom spot, gets the regular mushroom, and rolls one more than Luigi — hitting Bowser.]] As this is going on, Emile is laughing and Jon goes,
-->'''Jon:''' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EkC1kNRyU8 GAAAAAME!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgH31BlkkYE&t=9m42s On Part 3]], the guys played Paddle Battle (paddling down some rapids using the control stick, one player on one side with the other three on the other; get too close to the river banks and one side loses coins to the other). As luck would have it, Luigi was the 1. All three players are [[ScrappyMechanic spinning their control sticks as hard and as fast as they can]], doing their best to rob Luigi blind. Despite all this, the raft they're on suddenly ''[[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard rockets to the opposite bank]]'', robbing the Runaway Guys of some money, much to their obvious chagrin.
* Jon gets "trade coins with Emile" on Chance Time, [[FailedASpotCheck doesn't realize Emile actually has a hefty coin lead]], and is confused as to why he's freaking out.
-->'''Jon:''' "I thought you lost a bunch of them!"\\
'''Emile:''' "How?!"\\
'''Jon:''' "...Communism! I don't know!?"
* Halfway through Part 3, Jon was two spaces away from getting Bowser, and Emile was two spaces from Toad. Looks like a ForegoneVictory for Emile, right? Both of them end up rolling a 1 on the dice, Emile landing on a Happening Space and switching Toad and Bowser's places and setting Jon up for the next Star. Emile's reaction is appropriate. [[ChekhovsBoomerang And then]] Luigi rolls a 2 and lands on the Happening Space himself afterwards, switching their positions ''again'' for [[ThrowTheDogABone Emile to get the next one]].
* After the first turn:
-->'''Emile:''' "I'm a beefcake monkey. That's what the brown is. It's beef."\\
'''Jon:''' "And on that note, let's play Bumper Balls."\\
''[The minigame wheel scrolls down to Bumper Balls and passes it onto Slot Car Derby, then suddenly ''scrolls up'' onto Bumper Balls.]''\\
'''Emile:''' "Slot — ''OHHHH! YEAH!'' Dude! You got it back!"\\
'''Jon:''' "I got it back!"
** Then, during said game of Bumper Balls, after Luigi pretty much kills himelf, leading to everyone just running around the island:
-->'''Jon:''' "[[SarcasmMode This is exciting, folks.]] Running around in circles. Really bad sumo wrestling right here."\\
'''Emile:''' "''WHOOSOGGASOGGASOGGAWBBBRRRRAHHHH!''" ''[his phone rings, causing everyone to burst into laughter]''\\
'''Jon:''' "Ding dong! Ding dong!"
* After 5 boards of losing, Jon won the board [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klxXFgFXstc&t=6m00s and delivered this speech.]]
-->'''Jon''': "I'LL LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMIES! AND MY MOM, FOR GIVING ME BIRTH, AND MY DAD, SINCE HE WAS IMPORTANT TOO!"

!! Bowser's Magma Mountain
* Jon does a hilarious prayer at the start of the board:
-->''"Oh Lord, please protect these four people. One being a computer. Which is actually a fat man with a German voice actor. And the dinosaur. And the monkey with a tie. And the Italian plumber. As they fight Bowser in his home of hell. Let's play, amen."''
* In Episode 2, while discussing Mario romhacks, Emile ''somehow'' manages to mishear Jon saying "Lunar Magic" as "Liberace". "Liberace didn't exist until 2002?"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA6szVI53jA&t=6m1s Emile getting a Bowser from the Star/Bowser roulette when it showed a Star, then proving it with a frame by frame.]] His super slowed down "WHAT?! THAT WAS A STAR!" only makes it more hilarious.
* The cavalcade of infantile humor that ensues when Emile plays the Limbo mini-game for the first time in [[https://youtu.be/oY5ikbv7j24?t=5m10s Episode 4]], and points out DK's… [[AccidentalInnuendo interesting]] pose. After making [[SomethingElseAlsoRises a comment about Candy Kong]], cue the assault of "Dong-key Kong" jokes.
* Even the computer went and made a funny at one point because of ArtificialStupidity. You'd think that having 26 coins and enough numbers would guarantee you a star, right? Well, Wario didn't see it because he paid 10 coins to go on the other path… only to NOT GO THERE ANYWAY!!! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr3DdgwVxPk&feature=player_detailpage&t=607s Their reactions to that moment is just priceless.]]
* Just before a session of Coin Block Bash, Emile and Jon start [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVwSxw4jNDM&t=289s "fighting"]] each other on the explanation screen, with such dialogue as:
-->'''Jon''': "I played a lot of Donkey Kong in arcades, I know what to do with a hammer!"
* The "Turn Your Headphones Down"-labeled Chance Time at the end of the board, which ends in this:
-->'''Jon:''' "Agh, he's hugging me! HE'S HUGGING ME!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Monkey hug!"\\
'''Tim:''' ''[laughing]'' "I am witnessing... something..."\\
'''Jon:''' "Oh, why did I go there?"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow Stimpy,]] I could KISS you!" ''[Tim bursts out laughing]''
* Then Jon attributes this Chance Time mistake to be how Emile won — by one coin over Wario for the Coin Star, 112 to 111.
--->'''Emile''': Suck it, Slim.\\
'''Jon''': What?\\
'''Emile''': In his Mario Party 5 LP he lost by one coin.

* The very first 4-player minigame of the board is Running of the Bulb, a game they aced the other times they played it. This time, [[EpicFail all four of them get eaten by the giant Boo and lose]].
** There's just something strangely funny about Jon yelling "PUNCH ME, DAMMIT!"
* Jon's constant yawning and Emile's Yawn Counter (it doesn't help that Jon starts making Emile and Tim yawn).
** Emile dubs them "Proton Yawns".
* As Emile describes the item which takes Boo off the board:
-->'''Emile''': "The 'No-Boo' will not work here. The... [[Franchise/FinalFantasy No-Boo Uematsu?]]"\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Jon''': "Really? REALLY? You really just said that!"
* At one point, Emile walks by and buys two stars in one turn. The hilarious bit is Jon's reaction:
-->'''Jon''': "Oh what? Shenanigans, shenanigans." ''[after Emile buys the second star]'' "SHENANIGANS!"
* During a game of "Crane Game", Peach goes for the treasure chest. The guys were quick to notice the rather [[AccidentalInnuendo unintentionally suggestive movements]] she did while holding the chest.
-->'''Emile:''' "[[OffModel Look at her hair it's]]—" ''[notices Peach's animation]'' "What the hell? [[BigWhat WHAT!?!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "Hump that chest, Peach! Hump that chest! You show it who's boss!"
* "Dammit Jon, it was a 10!"
* In part four, Peach lands on a Bowser Space, and Bowser calls for one last segment of [[ScrappyMechanic Tug-o-War]], with the losing team surrendering 30 coins. The game just goes on, and on, and on…
-->'''Emile:''' "STOOOOOOPPP! MAKE IT STOOOOOPP!"
** …until time runs out, resulting in a draw.
--->'''Emile:''' "Owwww-hoohoohoohoooo!"
** [[ShaggyDogStory And Bowser just takes 30 coins from everyone anyway.]]
--->'''Emile:''' "'''EVERYONE?!'''"\\
'''Tim and Jon:''' "[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]"\\
'''Emile: "[[BigWHAT WHAT?!]] [[BigNo NOO!]]'''"\\
'''Tim:''' "Arrrgh..."\\
'''Jon:''' "[[GenreSavvy I should've known there'd be a catch like that.]]"
* The final minigame: a Shy Guy Says matchup that goes on for over two minutes. The banter between the two of them as they try to psyche each other out makes it.
** Made even better by Tim's attempts to psyche them both out.
--->'''Tim:''' ''['A' flag goes up]'' "B!" ''['B' flag goes up]'' "A!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Oh [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] you, don't do that!"

* The intro, where Emile is reprising the opening:
-->'''Emile:''' "Hey, LetsPlay/ProtonJon."\\
'''Jon:''' "Uh-oh. What?"\\
'''Emile:''' "Do you like… parties?"\\
'''Jon:''' "''Oh no.'' I used to, but then I met you guys."

* Jon has to tell Emile that playing Mario Party is not "sexy time".

* Jon plays Crane Game and wins by immediately grabbing Donkey Kong. Emile, being the one who plays DK, calls Jon out on this, but Jon denies it.
-->'''Jon:''' "He was the closest to the pipe! I'm not an idiot... [[{{Troll}} I'm just an asshole!]]"
* The entire Knock Block Tower segment that Emile fails at.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[to Emile]'' "Give him the controller! Stop crying like a little girl and give him the controller! Seriously, we will take out our cameras and take pictures of this!"
** There's also [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yNLNUHN15Oc&t=838s Jon correcting]] Emile's attempt to sing the Sonic "Drowning" theme, and finishing right as he beats Knock Block Tower.
* Both times you hear somebody running into the microphone. It seems to be Tim in both instances, but that's not the funny part:
-->''[Thump]''\\
'''Jon:''' "AH! That's my... controller... Why did you kiss my controller?"\\
'''Tim:''' "To make it feel better."\\
'''Jon:''' "''WHAT?''"\\
''[...]''\\
''[Thump]''\\
'''Tim:''' "WHOA! I just put my hand down and—"\\
'''Emile:''' "Don't take it out on the controller!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Tim put his hands in the way! Stop kissing the controller, Tim!"
* Cast Aways. It takes them ten tries to get the necessary 30 coins to clear it, and Jon has no small amount of exasperation for the fact that they keep losing because they use the same strategy: casting only to the back row. Most of the attempts are funny enough on their own, but when Emile takes the tenth turn...
-->'''Jon''': "OK... seriously, guys, we can't keep waiting for the back row anymore. This is... we can't do it anymore."\\
''[Emile casts to the back row, and gets a chest, which holds ten coins]''\\
'''Emile''': "You were saying?"\\
'''Tim''': "Aha!"\\
'''Jon''': "Well, do that two more times, and then I'll say I was wrong."\\
''[In the next eleven seconds, Emile gets another chest]''\\
'''Jon''': "...You're kidding me, it just took me s—making me get in position where I had to eat my words for him to do it, didn't it."\\
''[As Emile casts at a third chest, with perfect timing... the CPU-controlled Yoshi grabs it first]''\\
'''Tim''': Oh, no.\\
''[Jon laughs]''\\
'''Emile''': "YOSHI STOLE IT!"\\
''[After a couple more tries, Emile manages to reel in the last chest with seconds to spare]''\\
'''Emile''': "EAT THOSE WORDS!"\\
'''Jon''': "Ugh, fine. It only took us ten tries…" ''[Emile laughs]'' "…but, I was wrong, that strategy works."
* Tim's turn at Bumper Balls. It starts with "Yup, I know a little bit about [[LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} mah balls]]." and transitions to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rIG2dTcJAc0&t=418s this]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yNLNUHN15Oc&t=926s Jon's reaction]] to finding out that the final minigame is Slot Car Derby.
* This little exchange:
-->'''Emile:''' ''[Burps] [{{Beat}}]'' "[[BlatantLies It was Tim.]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "[[SarcasmMode It sure was.]]"\\
'''Tim:''' "Yup! No, wait— [[ComicallyMissingThePoint that wasn't me!]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2v_BXEQulA&feature=player_detailpage&t=1231s When talking about]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext a picture showing Bowser's face like it's melting]]:
-->'''Jon:''' ''[imitating Bowser Jr.]'' "Daddy, it's like [[VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBros1 that time Mario burned you in the lava]]! Remember that, Daddy? :D It was soo cool!"
* When they get to [[https://youtu.be/y2v_BXEQulA?t=3m29s Tipsy Tourney]]:
-->'''Emile and Jon:''' "[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney Tip-sy Tour-ney!]]" ''[Clap to the beat of "Topsy Turvy"]''\\
'''Tim:''' ''[To the beat]'' "I don't know the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] words."\\
''[Emile and Jon start laughing]''

!!Pot o' Skills
* At the very end, Emile goes to the options menu to talk to the parrot. Most of what the parrot says and the lines the Runaway Guys say are funny, especially when Emile is trying to get the parrot to say "D'oh, I missed!" He gets it at the end.

[[folder:Mario Party 2]]
!!Running Gags
* The fact that nearly every game of Sneak 'n Snore ends with all of the guys getting thrown down the pipe and the AI constantly beating them.
* Emile repeatedly managing to win Day at the Races by picking the Whomp ''each time''.

!!Introduction
* The very first thing out of Emile's mouth:
-->'''Emile''': "Onto our fourth project in the time that it's taken Jon to make five videos!"\\
'''Jon''': "YOU ARE A DICK."
* The return of Mario Party's discussion on having Canon is also a riot.
* Jon decides ahead of time what Toad says.
-->'''Game''': "Then Toad, who couldn't stand it any longer, said..."\\
'''Jon''': ''[as Toad jumps up and down]'' "[[BigShutUp SHUT UP! SHUT UP!]]"
** Also in the introductory cutscene, we get the guys improvising the characters' lines:
--->'''Emile:''' ''[Imitating Peach]'' "I have a name we can all agree upon!"\\
'''Jon:''' "[[LastSecondWordSwap Bowser Land!]]"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[CallBack The happiest place on earth!]]"
** There's also this:
--->'''Tim:''' "So not happy!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Yoshi looked like he was about to puke."

!! Pirate Land
* Everybody commenting on the AI's turn at the item minigame of the board.
* Emile and Jon arguing over the duel minigame in Episode 4, and ''neither of them'' is the one dueling. Tim just sits there like "Okay, whatever. Let's just find out who's right."
* On the very last turn, with Jon poised to win the board, Emile starts 8 spaces away from Boo, who he needs to get a Star steal. He hits a 6, to Jon's satisfaction, only to land on a Hidden Block, and gets a Star from it, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwwtt5YsN0Y&feature=player_detailpage&t=458s leading to reactions that must be heard to be believed]].
** To cap it all, a star appeared just a few spaces in front of Tim. Said star would [[ThrowTheDogABone get him out of fourth place.]] He had over 100 coins, two turns, and five spaces to get that star! [[YankTheDogsChain He didn't make it!]]
* One game of Archer-ival is awfully entertaining, if for no other reason than the AI's fascination with hitting Tim. Every time it shoots at him, he makes the same tiny movement and dodges before moving back into place, setting the cycle up again. [[ArtificialStupidity This sums up the]] ''[[ArtificialStupidity entire minigame]]''.
* Emile giving into temptation during one of the item minigames and singing [[CallBack the song]] [[ThatRussianSquatDance that he doesn't]] [[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} know the]] [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask friggin' words to]]. Jon pounces on the [[ComicallyMissingThePoint opportunity to misconstrue this.]]
-->'''Emile:''' "--I don't know the friggin' words, ahahahaha hey!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Hey? Hey."\\
'''Emile:''' "Hey."\\
'''Jon:''' "How's it goin'?"
* There's the inevitable meeting with Bowser, once Emile gets the "Bowser's Appearing Act" event after landing on a Bowser Space:
-->'''Emile:''' "He always hits you when you don't expect."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[Starts laughing]'' "Much like diarrhea? So Bowser is diarrhea, apparently."\\
'''Tim:''' ''[Being talked over]'' "In the bathroom!"\\
'''Emile:''' "What...?"
** And, once Bowser makes the promised appearance...
--->'''Emile:''' "HE'S DOING THE DANCE!"\\
'''Jon:''' "''Yeeeah!'' Pee dance Cap'n Bowser!"\\
...\\
'''Emile:''' ''[Mutilating the game text]'' "Arr! I shall be the one to plunder the thunder!"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' "''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Plunder the thunder]]''?"
* In the span of ''one round'', everyone gets a star except Tim. Hilarious dialogue appears throughout.
* Emile spends ''all'' of one crane game trying to get Jon, who keeps on escaping. He finally manages it with ten seconds left, then gets Luigi. He still ends up losing because he didn't get Tim, who had done ''absolutely nothing'' that entire minigame.
-->'''Tim''': "[[LampshadeHanging Yoshi wins by doing nothing.]]"
* Jon learns how to weaponize TemptingFate during Hot Rope Jump.
-->'''Jon:''' "How did we only get to one last time and we've—no one's died yet?"\\
'''Emile:''' "...Don't say that out loud."\\
'''Jon:''' "So no one's died yet."\\
''[Emile immediately dies]''\\
'''Emile:''' "[[BigNo NO!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[laughs]'' "''Every time!'' Every time."\\
''[later, after the game ends]''\\
'''Jon:''' "I can't believe that worked on you."\\
'''Emile:''' "Shut up."\\
'''Jon:''' "That's great."\\
'''Emile:''' "Shut up."
** And later, during a Sky Pilot minigame.
--->'''Jon:''' "You got this." ''[Tim and Emile get hit by a Bullet Bill, getting knocked back]'' "You guys got this." ''[Another one hits them, giving Jon the lead and an easy win]''
** And [[RuleOfThree even later]], during a Mecha-Marathon Minigame.
--->'''Jon''': "No one's even showing any signs of falling yet."\\
'''Emile''': "DON'T SAY THAT!"\\
'''Jon''': "So yeah, no one's losing yet. It's really weird." ''[Emile and Tim immediately fall, followed by the AI]''
* Jon's way of deciding his racer in the second battle minigame:
-->'''Jon:''' "Uh... this guy looks fast! He has no legs!"
* Jon constantly making reference to being Canadian while trying to win an important game of "Speed Hockey". It works.
** So much that Jon begins singing a song called "Hockey Town" to the tune of the ''[[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Spider-Man]]'' theme song:
--->''Hockey Town, Hockey Town''\\
''Everyone loves a little Hockey Town''\\
''Gonna score this little goal''\\
''Get us some... flashy goals''\\
''Look out! It's kinda Hockey Town''
* Jon doing a LargeHam voice for the Mushroom Genie.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "NO! Why am I so bad at this? I know how to count!"]]
* After winning Shy Guy Says against the computer, Emile declares that the Jinx Gods were smiling upon him, then attempted to make a reference to the Pokémon, Jynx. After having the joke explained to him, Jon immediately challenges the viewers to produce fan art of Emile passionately kissing a Jynx. It took the fans less than a day to fulfill this challenge.
* After Emile wins a Golden Mushroom from an item minigame:
-->'''Jon:''' "Wh-what was that ''pose'' DK was doing?"\\
'''Emile:''' "I'm like 'Yeah!'"\\
'''Jon:''' "He's got a thiiiiing!"
* Emile taking the time out to make note of [[ItMakesSenseInContext unfortunate tongue placement]] in a minigame.
-->'''Emile:''' "--so use your better judgment... and Yoshi is licking my butt."\\
'''Jon:''' "Umm... only ''you'' would notice that."
* Jon finds the taunt button and declares he's pretty much set.

!! Western Land
* First video, Emile has the option of inviting everyone over to a hootenanny, but he declined, despite Jon's protests, leading Jon to almost saying something bad.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[Southern accent]'' "Hello, DK! How'd you like to invite everyone over to a hootenanny?"\\
'''Emile:''' "''NO!''"\\
'''Jon:''' "I wanna hootenanny! I wanna hoot all the -- [[LastSecondWordSwap No]]. [[ThatCameOutWrong I'm not going to finish that]]."
* Emile retaliates. When Jon and Wario both get bad rolls, he jokes about how they can "miss" together... then follows it up with another fanart request.
-->''[Wario rolls a 1, landing on the same space as Jon]''\\
'''Jon:''' "Hey, Wario! How's it goin', buddy? I heard you missed!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[laughing]'' "At least you can miss together."\\
'''Tim:''' "Shy Guy Says!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Alright, let's see if I can make up for last time."\\
'''Emile:''' "Alright, let's do this." [{{beat}}] "Aw, they're missing together."\\
'''Jon:''' "Watch us die together, too."\\
'''Emile:''' "[[Website/DeviantArt DeviantArt]] people, ship Jon and Wario!"\\
'''Jon:''' "EW! NO!" ''[the others start laughing]'' "Geez, I almost didn't press the button 'cause of that!"
* At the end of Episode 1, Emile and Tim face off against Jon and Wario (the computer) in a game of Torpedo Targets. When Jon swims to a target, Wario tries hitting it with a torpedo and misses entirely. And gets a Star from it.
-->''[Jon and Wario stop in front of a target.]''\\
'''Jon''': "Wario, how 'bout you fire the friggin' torpedo!"\\
''[Wario whiffs it entirely]''\\
'''Jon''': "We're in front of it! Wario! Wario!!"
** And later...
--->'''Jon''': "[[TemptingFate Okay, Wario, you can't miss this]]."\\
''[Wario misses while the "Doh, I missed" line plays]''\\
'''Jon''': "WARIO, HOW DID YOU MISS THAT? IT'S IN FRONT OF YOU! WARIO!"
** Jon's final reaction when he and Wario lose also warrants a mention:
--->'''Jon:''' ''[to Emile]'' "You're gonna watch the replay of that when we...when you're doing this video, and you're gonna be just looking at Wario and like, 'Why is he ''missing'' so much? He must be ''d'oh missing!'' Ah ha ha ''ha!''[='=]"
* In episode 3, the guys are playing Rakin' 'Em In (a battle mini game where you try to get as many good mushrooms as you can). At the end of the mini game, just when the counter hit 0, Emile went for the last Gold Mushroom, but missed and grabbed a Poison Mushroom instead. Emile dropped down to third with Tim and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzm4IABYLWQ&t=583s demonstrated he has no indoor voice.]]
* The callback to ''[=MP1=][='=]''s Bombsketball during one minigame:
-->'''Emile:''' "It must be the shoes!"\\
'''Jon:''' "These shoes make my arms throw ''fantastically''."
* Jon lands on a fork in the path with only one move left. The two paths lead to a blue space and red space, respectively. While Jon decides, Tim makes a [[Film/TheMatrix red pill-blue pill]] reference. Emile asks "What's that from?", much to the other guys' horror.
* "Bowser has to go challenge Bowser to a Bowser-off." When Bowser appears on the board via Bowser Bomb and very nearly ends his turn on a Bowser Space.
* Emile and Jon continuously getting distracted by Emile's cat:
-->'''Jon:''' "Meow! Kitty, do you want to play on the internet? I hear the internet loves kitties!"
* After the second Day at the Races (Emile won):
-->'''Jon:''' ''[referring to his racer coming in fourth]'' "...weak."\\
'''Emile:''' "Hey, we're playing this on the UsefulNotes/{{Wii}}, so it's like ''Wii''-k!"\\
''[[[LamePunReaction Tim groans]]]''\\
'''Jon:''' "Is this where I throw my controller at you?"
* In the vein of the "Let's play" prayer from the first game, there's also this:
-->'''Jon:''' "Yes! [[BigYes YES!]] There ''is'' a god! And he really likes Mario Party!"

!! Space Land
* Everyone, but especially Jon, ''constantly'' abusing the SpaceX trope:
-->'''Jon:''' "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Merry Christmas, everybody! Welcome to space!]]"\\
'''Emile:''' "This is a black Christmas, not a white Christmas."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[Singing]'' "I'm dreaming of a space Christmas, just like the ones I used to know..."
* What happens to Jon on his first turn? He gets ''a Hidden Block with a Star in it!''
-->'''Jon:''' "That was… the dumbest amount of luck I have ever seen."
** The best part may be that the prediction he made right after getting the star [[TemptingFate rang true]]. By the middle of the game, things were going very badly for him.
* Jon's reaction the first time the Snifit Patrol sets a trap, which doubles the amount of spaces you get sent past. It has to be heard.
* Later in the game, as Jon's debating what to buy at the item shop, and he's exasperated that Emile's ''still'' reminding him of the ''VideoGame/KnyttStories'' MushroomSamba.
* Jon pointing out the FridgeLogic of the happening space event:
-->'''Jon:''' "Where did the Thwomp learn how to drive? ''It has no arms!''"
* Jon and Emile trying to figure out what's going on with the happening star while Tim does his own thing.
-->'''Emile:''' "If Tim lands on a happening space now—"\\
'''Jon:''' "''Everybody'' gets a star!"\\
'''Tim:''' "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Everybody dance now!]]"
* Emile noticing that Jon is humming the Indiana Jones theme. He has an issue with it.
-->'''Emile:''' "Why are you singing Indiana Jones in space?"\\
'''Jon:''' "Space Indiana Jones! He's the best hero!"
* The utter inanity of the commentary as Bowser's Space Laser is activated for the first time.
* Some of the post-minigame commentary (during Peach's turn) is fairly amusing, too.
-->'''Jon:''' "She sees too many dead people. More than the standard amount of dead people."
* Jon getting stuck on the top stretch of space for ''a third of the game''.
* The line of low-stakes duels near the end of the board.
* Jon and Emile's differing opinions on a not-so-heroic sacrifice.
-->'''Jon:''' "We just... ''sacrificed''... Tim. [[CallBack Go]] [[SarcasmMode team!]]"\\
'''Emile:''' "Your death was not in vain!"\\
'''Jon:''' "It totally was."
* Emile's reaction to their third or fourth time getting the [[ScrappyLevel battle game they all hate,]] [[LuckBasedMission A Day At The Races]]
-->'''Emile:''' "Apparently we ''all'' killed its children this time!"
* Emile pointing out that the AI-- even without any coins-- is still in third place.
-->'''Jon:''' "And now Peach is crying."\\
'''Emile:''' "She's crying 'cause she has 0 coins. That's pretty sad that 0 coins is third place..."\\
'''Tim:''' "Yeah, right?"\\
'''Jon:''' "Wait... ''what''?"
* Jon and Emile's commentary when things start getting intense in the star-race.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[As he rolls]'' "Unfortunately, all three of us are close enough to [the star] and have enough for it."\\
'''Emile:''' "So it's really just who gets a--" ''[Jon rolls a 1]'' "--pffft!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Thanks, game!"\\
'''Emile:''' "I was like 'Who gets a good-- Pffft!'"\\
'''Jon:''' "Who gets a good fart."\\
''[[[MeaningfulBackgroundEvent Tim rolls a 10]]]''\\
'''Emile:''' "Oh, Tim! Tim got the good fart!"
* Jon and the game having their difficulties with each other. Jon is far more polite than he was the [[ContinuityNod last time]] this happened.
-->'''Emile:''' "Jon needs a really good roll [8+] to get this."\\
'''Jon:''' "I'm gonna get a 2, aren't I?" ''[Rolls a 1]'' "Game, can we have some words outside later?"
** There are two more that go like this. Both of them Jon vs. the AI.
--->'''Jon:''' "Yeah, ''two coins''! I'm rolling in it."\\
''[And...]''\\
'''Jon:''' "Dammit, she got it! ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor Not my seven coins]]''!"
* Peach facing our "heroes" on Archer-ival. After knocking out Tim and Emile, Jon is left to run away from her... while acting like a husband suffering the wrath of an abusive wife.
-->'''Jon:''' "Honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean to leave the toilet seat down. I thought you wouldn't notice!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Y'know, in the bathroom!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Peach, I'm sorry, baby! I'll write you a song next time. I'll remember our anniversary. I'll do everything!"
* Emile misunderstanding one of Tim's quips.
-->'''Emile:''' "Yep, she got [the star]. Better her than [Jon], honestly."\\
'''Tim:''' "Better her than me."\\
'''Emile:''' "But this is supposed to be your board, man!"\\
'''Tim:''' "I was quoting Han Solo."\\
'''Emile:''' "Oh."
* Emile putting his foot in his mouth.
-->'''Tim:''' ''[Starts singing a random beat]''\\
'''Emile:''' "I love Tim's scattin'."\\
'''Jon:''' "Ummmm…"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[ThatCameOutWrong Oh! Pffft! I didn't think before…]] well, he ''is'' scatting."

!! Mystery Land
* Jon gets three stars from hidden blocks. One of them fits because he lands on a teleporter pad and the star is there, but Luigi was there before and yet ''he'' never got the star.
** [[FridgeBrilliance This actually reveals how hidden blocks work, in a way.]] There are only two hidden blocks on the board at a time: one holding a star, the other holding 20 coins. Luigi landed on the space while the hidden block with the star was elsewhere; after it was found, that block moved to where Luigi was.
* The guys' reactions to Yoshi's losing animation in Archer-ival.
-->'''Emile:''' ''[Sounding totally sympathetic]'' "He looks ''so'' sad!"\\
'''Jon:''' "He looks like he's eating the bow."\\
'''Emile:''' "He's comfort eating."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[As Yoshi]'' "Well this is useless!" ''[[[ExtremeOmnivore Eating noise]]]''
* The AI Chance Time that screwed Tim over the first time.
-->'''Tim:''' ''[As his icon comes up]'' "Oh boy. [[CallBack We have something big here.]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "No we don't. We have you losing money is what we have here."\\
''[Luigi gets 'Yoshi gives Luigi 30 coins']''\\
'''Emile:''' "[[FiveSecondForeshadowing He called every one of them!]] [[GenreSavvy He called Yoshi, he called Luigi and he called losing money!]]"\\
'''Tim:''' "''[[BorrowedCatchphrase GAAAAAAAAAME!!]]''"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2B3QrOYXeI&t=260s Jon's impression of a commenter.]]
* The *ahem* ''encouragement'' as Tim lands on a Bowser Space.
-->'''Emile:''' "You have 2 coins going into this."\\
'''Jon:''' "Probably not going to be leaving with those 2 coins. Just throwing that out there."
* "The chin is mightier than the… waffle… button."

!! Horror Land
* Upon starting the board…
-->'''Jon:''' "Imagine the horrors that await you when you go to Horror Land. That's why we're all wearing pointy hats. Truly-"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[YourMom To defend ourselves from Jon's mother!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "[[BigWhat What!?]]"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[Laughs]''\\
'''Tim:''' "Did I hear that?"\\
'''Jon:''' "Am I going to have to punch you out? [[Music/LLCoolJ Mama said knock you out]], cause you called her a whore."\\
'''Emile:''' "[[ExactWords I didn't say that]]."\\
'''Tim:'''' ''[muttering]'' "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck We're not gonna make it through this week…]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "I'm ''pretty'' sure you just did."\\
'''Emile:''' "No, I just said she was scary. [[CrossesTheLineTwice And considering how much of a jerk you are, the person who created you…]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "OK, [[DestinationDefenestration I'm going to throw you out a fucking window]]."
** Yes, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mApLIV3lDM this sequence was animated]].
* The first roll — Tim's magnificent 2. He's cool with that, though. Emile, on the other hand...
-->'''Tim:''' "I'm in first!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Let's see how long that lasts!" ''[[[EpicFail He then rolls a 1]].]''
* The very first minigame, Hexagon Heat. Tim heads in the exact ''opposite'' direction he was supposed to[[note]]His controller was glitching[[/note]], Jon bounces off Emile's head and into the lava, and Wario glitches off of the panel, handing Emile the win about five seconds in. All this ''after'' Emile jokingly claimed that the minigame was going to last the entire episode.
-->'''Jon:''' "What just happened? I ground-pounded and kept bouncing, Wario was humping the sky… and I don't even ''remember'' what happened to Tim!"
* Emile manages to reach Big Boo, and needs to get anything but a 1 to steal from everybody. [[RunningGag He gets a 1.]]
** There's also this improbable display, after both Tim and Emile have rolled 1s.
--->'''Emile:''' "ONE!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Two 1s in a row!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Well, you know, if you two rolled 1s, I'm just gonna roll a 1 as well." ''[Rolls a 1]'' "Told you."
* Another of Emile's "ThatCameOutWrong" moments.
-->'''Emile''': "[[ItMakesSenseInContext You just blew me up the ass.]]"\\
'''Jon''': "Ummm."\\
'''Tim''': "…[[FlatWhat wow]]."\\
''[Emile muffles a laugh as he realizes what he said]''\\
'''Emile''': "I just meant to say-"\\
'''Jon''': "Are you sure you're straight?"\\
'''Emile''': ''[through laughter]'' "Yes!"\\
'''Jon''': "Because you say things that… people shouldn't say when they're straight."\\
''' Emile''': "I meant because the bob-omb was on my butt, I didn't mean like that!"\\
''' Jon''': "[[DeadpanSnarker And you wonder why there's]] [[SlashFic slash]]."
* The way Tim (and eventually Jon) play Shock Drop or Roll. They just jump the entire time. The best part is that it ''works''.
* Tim's borderline {{Angrish}} near the end of Filet Relay — and Jon's interpretation of it.
* The game of Shy Guy Says. Not for Emile messing up, or the AI promptly handing Jon the win, but for this little CallBack.
-->'''Tim:''' ''[Who has already been struck out]'' "B! A!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Argh!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Swear to god, Tim!"\\
'''Tim:''' "C! F!"\\
'''Jon:''' "F's not even a button, Tim!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Y-R-L!"
* The LaserGuidedKarma during Look Away.
-->'''Emile:''' "[Yoshi] looks so sad!"\\
'''Jon:''' "I would be too if I lost when I was a giant, floating head." ''[Gets caught]'' "Damn it!"
* There's also Sky Pilots, in which we can only assume that Emile is ''looking'' for something to make questionable comments about. Jon steals his thunder, this time.
-->'''Emile:''' "Wario's… massaging my back with his nose."\\
'''Jon:''' "A nice little backrub and you — you were vibrating for a second there."\\
'''Everyone:''' "[[{{Squick}} Eugh...]]"
* A ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' reference.
-->'''Emile:''' "What is a game?"\\
'''Jon:''' "Miserable pile of software! But enough talk, have at you!"
* Jon getting really fed up with Day at the Races:
-->'''Jon:''' "Day at the Races! ''Day at the Races!'' I heard you like races — here are some days. You can spend them at the races. Day at the races..."

!! Bowser Land
* How do the guys start off the board? Tim gets [[RunningGag a hidden block on the first turn]], just after talking about how everything there is backwards.
** There's also the first minigame of the board, Mecha Marathon. First Tim whips out a couple of coins for Emile and himself (prompting Jon to complain about, not being left out, but the usage of the coins at all) and then Jon tempts fate again.
--->'''Jon:''' "You guys probably won it, actually."\\
''[Everybody but Jon drops immediately]''\\
'''Jon:''' "Oh, nevermind."\\
'''Emile:''' "''How do you do that''?"
** And as a perfect book end, the ending of the first video has Emile, current in fourth place with 0 stars and 0 coins, getting a hidden block star himself. And he also gets 8 coins, which puts him at second place behind Tim, with his 1 star and 9 coins.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUKbJXV9Tkk&t=716s "Old Age catchin' up to you, Mr. Conroy?"]]
* During Crane Game, Peach appears to have too much fun on the floor.
-->'''Jon:''' "What is Peach doing?!"\\
'''Emile:''' "I love you floor! Make me a sandwich!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Uh... she's giving love to her [[{{Pun}} honeymoon]]."\\
''[[[CollectiveGroan Jon and Emile groan.]]]''\\
'''Emile:''' "[[PungeonMaster I shoulda thought of that.]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "[[LampshadeHanging I'm kinda surprised you didn't.]]"\\
'''Tim:''' "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Oh, Majora! Majora! Majora, please!]]"
* Emile's first item minigame. He gets two mushrooms and a Bowser Bomb in Bowser Slots. Cue:
-->'''Emile:''' "Do I get both?"\\
'''Jon:''' "You get a mushroom with a bomb in it. You roll a 5, and then you blow up."
* Right before signing off the board, Emile treats us to this:
-->'''Emile:''' "Whatever hits you in the crotch is automatically your property?"\\
'''Jon:''' "Uh… what? I don't even…"
* Emile [[https://youtu.be/jUKbJXV9Tkk?t=770 bets his sock]] that Jon had overthought who he should steal coins from.
-->'''Jon:''' "I don't want your sock! It's like when you gave me my own shoe for winning a fight!"
* Emile says he has to "go press L" before heading to the bathroom. When he returns, he states that he "speedran the bathroom" by "mashing L", as a reference to a certain moment in a [[https://youtu.be/rjanLrmHVh8?t=31 TRG trailer]]:
-->'''Jon:''' ''[reading suggested channel names that were rejected]'' "'Split-screen Shenanigans', 'Loud Players', 'Let's Play Crossover', 'Press Start to LP'..."\\
'''Emile:''' "I've got it! 'Press L to P'!"\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Jon:''' ''[groan]'' "I hate you so much."
* Throughout the board, everyone (and especially Emile) keep worrying that the next battle game is going to be Day at the Races, and that someone is going to land on the bank and have to pay a huge sum of coins. [[{{Anticlimax}} Neither happens]].
** Emile's comment near the end, when the debt to the bank has reached a ridiculous amount:
--->'''Emile:''' "[[TakeThat This debt rivals]] [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush the Bush administration]]!"
* The deciding factor when Jon is trying to figure out who to steal a star from. It should be noted ahead of time that Tim has 2 stars and Emile 1, though he's in position to buy another.
-->'''Emile:''' "You just bought the Magic Lamp, that's betting 100 coins for these two stars."\\
'''Jon:''' "[[BigNo No!]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you!]]" ''[Steals Emile's star]''
** Then, the turn continues… and Jon lands on the same space Emile is on, initiating a duel.
--->'''Jon''': ''[laughing nervously]'' "Hey buddy, how's it goin'?"\\
'''Emile''': "I hate you."
* Emile using "D'oh I missed" as a verb. As in, when he's confused about whether the guys had gotten Bowser's Big Blast on a previous board (they hadn't), he asks "Did Wario d'oh I miss on this?".
* When Jon and Emile are dueling[[note]]A RockPaperScissors clone with Mario, Peach, and Bowser (Mario beats Bowser, Bowser beats Peach, Peach beats Mario)[[/note]], Jon [[TemptingFate declares he knows which one Emile picked because he heard the click]]… and they both end up playing the same move.

!!Mini-Game Coaster
* After talking about how hard the Minigame Coaster is and how much hell they had on it during their Normal mode run, Jon takes his first turn and wins ''twenty consecutive minigames''.
-->'''Emile:''' "Welcome to [[TheAce ProtonJon]] Plays ''Mario Party 2'', featuring {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} and LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun!"
** And in addition, Jon continually manages to pull an inverse of TemptingFate by constantly stating he's going to lose when the next mini-game comes up, only to immediately win. When Emile and Tim catch wind of this, they point it out, only for Jon to quickly tell them to shut up in case they jinx him.
* Emile messes up his words when bringing back Hockey Town while Jon plays Speed Hockey.
-->'''Emile:''' ''[Singing]'' "Hockey Town!...Honky Town."\\
'''Jon:''' "Huhuhuh...what!? Honky Town?"\\
'''Emile:''' "I said Hockey Town and I was like 'Honky Town'."\\
'''Jon:''' "You do know what '[[MistakenForRacist honky]]' means, right?"\\
'''Emile:''' "Yes."\\
'''Jon:''' "Makin' sure. Just makin' sure."
* Jon nearly loses on Archer-ival and freaks out. He even shouts "HULK SMASH!", complete with (from the sound) chest pounding and all.
* Emile gives Jon a bit of encouragement during the Shell Shocked minigame.
-->'''Emile:''' "[[VitriolicBestBuds Just imagine they're me!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "...''I'MA [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] CUT YOU! I'MA CUT YOU!!''"
** He then wins the minigame without taking damage, after all 3 guys had lost on their respective attempts.
* Emile assigns different silly voices to the differently colored text while reading the rules of minigames out loud.
* Emile loses Slot Car Derby because he was watching the wrong character.
-->'''Emile''': How am I losing?\\
'''Jon''': You were winning! And then you said "how am I losing", [[ShapedLikeItself and then you lost]]!\\
'''Emile''': I was watching Donkey Kong the whole time.
* During the inevitable final run of Day at the Races, the Guys have trouble finding out who the second-through-fourth placers were, so they have a hilarious slow-motion moment to decide.
** Even better is that they're doing a slow motion OF the slow motion, and still can't figure out the positions. And the slow motion of the slow motion includes slowing down their voices, making them sound slurred like they're drunk.

[[folder:Mario Party 3]]
!!!Battle Royale Mode
!!Chilly Waters
* In the first part, Jon's choice for who he decides to play as.
-->'''Jon:''' "Well, it is ''Mario Party'', [[StatusQuoIsGod and I'm always Mario so I'm gonna be Mario, right?]] [[Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily Too bad! Waluigi time!]]"
* In the very first minigame, Ice Rink Risk, the guys all survive for about eighteen seconds, then get wiped out in rapid succession (as in, ''less than a second'' apart), giving the win to the AI.
* When Jon finally gets the Star, he comments on Waluigi's animation.
-->'''Jon:''' "LOOK AT MY JIG! YEAH!"
* The outbreak of ice related puns in the comments of Part 3.
* Their reactions to Bowser's ReadyForLovemaking pose.
-->'''Jon''': "''Whoah, sexy Bowser! Alright!''"\\
'''Emile''': ''[Laughs]''\\
'''Tim''': "''Wanna draw me like one of your princesses?''"
** As well as how he keeps using it only when Waluigi gets the Bowser space.
** On a meta level, Tim used it as his channel icon for a good while after this.
* Their reactions to Wario's ArtificialStupidity. ''Again''.[[note]]See ''VideoGame/MarioParty'' at the top of the page.[[/note]]
* This hilarious bit of TemptingFate:
-->'''Emile:''' ''[at the item shop]'' "Okaay...what do you have, Toad...?" ''[quickly scrolls through the list then leaves the shop]'' "I don't wanna buy anything 'cause I don't have enough money. Well, I DO have enough money, but not enough to feel comfortable spending it--"\\
''[Emile lands on a blue space and comes across a Hidden Block]''\\
'''Emile:''' "[[NoIndoorVoice OOOOHHHH]]!!!! ...[[LampshadeHanging I was saying about not having enough money]]?"\\
'''Jon:''' "Two turns in, and he's already down to the "ooooh" noise!"
* Emile mentions how the answer Jon gave to Toad's question (telling him he would like to want both coins and stars) was a risky move, since it did give him the biggest reward for "being honest" but it was far more likely to call him greedy and give him nothing.
-->'''Jon:''' "I'm ''Waluigi'', of COURSE I'm greedy! What do you guys expect from me?!"
** And then in Creepy Cavern, Jon gets another question from Toad, says he wants a Magic Lamp...and Toad calls him greedy and ditches him.
--->'''Jon:''' "[[SincerityMode You wanted me to be honest!]]"
* At one point, Emile is trying to decide whether to steal coins from Jon or from Tim to stop one of them from getting a star. After arguing with Jon about how close he is to the star, Emile decides to steal from him. Their remarks during the argument are somewhat funny, but the kicker is when Tim gets the star:
-->''[The star moves within 5 spaces of Jon, causing Emile and Tim to laugh]''\\
'''Jon:''' "Well, never mind. I guess it was a good thing you stole that money from me."
* Jon's reaction to Bowser declaring Waluigi the loser at the last 5 turns announcement.
-->'''Jon:''' "Oh come ''on!'' I paid you $90! I'm sorry I forgot our anniversary! I bought you Fire Flowers but you ate them all!"\\
'''Emile:''' "So Waluigi owns a bridal boutique [[CrackFic and is married]] [[CrackPairing to Bowser]]."\\
'''Jon:''' "[[SureLetsGoWithThat Why not?]]"
* Their reactions to Wario using his Dueling Glove (yet ''another'' example of his ArtificialStupidity).
-->'''Jon:''' "Please, ''please'', duel the ''sensible'' person." ''[referring to Emile, who had a ridiculous amount of coins]''\\
'''Emile:''' "Waluigi!"\\
'''Jon:''' "You have got to be--"\\
'''Emile:''' "For one Coin!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Wait, '''''[[BigWhat WHAT??]]'''''"
** During Jon and Emile's reactions to Wario wasting his Dueling Glove, the entire time Tim is [[FunnyBackgroundEvent telling about a time he played Mario Party 3 solo]] [[NoodleIncident and the AI apparently made mistakes as bad as Wario's]] ''every single turn''.
** And then, when they play Silly Screws and Wario gets his clock cleaned:
--->'''Emile:''' "Yeah, he's sucking pretty badly..."\\
'''Jon:''' "Well, if he's duelling for ''one bloody coin'', of course he doesn't care!"
** They eventually conclude Wario did it [[PokeThePoodle to make the video longer]].
* The last mini-game is "M.P.I.Q.", a pop-quiz. Emile cleans clock on the first two questions, but with the third one...
--> '''Emile:''' "If you add up the coins everyone is ca— FFF-...[[EveryoneHatesMath Nope! Screw that!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[hits box]'' "Screw y'all!" ''[answers and [[AchievementsInIgnorance gets it right... somehow]]]''
* On the results screen, it shows that Jon got Bowser a lot more than the others, leading to this line:
-->'''Jon:''' "He's my man boys, you can't have him. He's my lizard, boys."

!!Deep Bloober Sea
* Jon plays two item mini-games, "Hey, Batter, Batter!" where he has to hit a baseball to receive an item and misses and "Bobbing Bow-loons" where he has to pop a ballon with an arrow and [[EpicFail misses due to trying to aim for the item furthest away from him]].
* Jon's Waluigi voice randomly degenerating into Creator/ChristopherWalken when Bowser does his ReadyForLovemaking pose for Daisy.
* Waluigi has experience as a fireman from starting fires. When Emile suggests that Waluigi burned down weddings to generate business for his [[CallBack bridal boutique]], Jon corrects him that that would make people think weddings are cursed so what Waluigi does is burn down ''everything else''.
* The guys have played "The Beat Goes On" twice and at the beginning, Emile tries to scat to the theme music in a particularly deep and loud voice.
* Jon landing on a Game Guy Space thanks to the curse Bowser inflicted upon everyone and has to place a bet between two Chain Chomps in a cake eating contest. He chooses Little Chomp who gains a lead a couple of times, only to have Big Chomp win.
* '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext "FIVE!!!!!!"]]'''
* Jon and Tim play "Tick Tock Hop", and make 29 jumps before they both get hit by the minute hand resulting in a draw. Emile's MotorMouth commentary during the game counts as well.
* The RunningGag of Emile claiming that he 'has never seen Jon awake'.
* Jon's third item mini-game for Deep Bloober Sea and Emile asks him to use Practice Mode so he can show off the stupid move the A.I. often does: they purposely jump off the swing, when they're farthest away from the barrels, landing in the water offscreen and losing the mini-game. When Jon plays the game for real, he lands between two barrels and loses.
** Emile also plays Bobbing Bow-loons and is trying to aim for the Skeleton Key which is the closest item to Emile, but [[EpicFail he misses and gets a Poison Mushroom instead.]]
*** At the end of the same video, Jon plays "Swing and Swipe", the easiest item mini-game and gets an item (Warp Block) but he doesn't get the one he wants.
* Emile imitates DK's chest pounding and states that it hurts, followed by Jon's sarcastic response.
-->'''Jon:''' "Really?! [[CaptainObvious Punching yourself hurts?!]]"

!!Spiny Desert
* On the very first turn, Tim gets a hidden block with a skeleton key in it, causing everyone to laugh and question why that keeps happening. Then during Emile's turn:
-->''[Emile lands on a blue space and gets a hidden block for 20 coins]''\\
''[Emile makes a very high pitched Oooohooooh!]''\\
'''Jon''': "Okay, this is just getting silly now."
* Jon's reaction to the minigame "Ridiculous Relay" in Part 3, as well as Emile managing to accidentally insult Jon's mother ''again'' and Tim's DeadpanSnarker moment when Emile plays an item game.
* At the end of Part 3, Jon lands on an item mini-game space and has to play "Hey, Batter, Batter!" again and this time, he hits the ball, except the ball pop flies, resulting in Jon losing again.
* Tim lands on a Chance Time space and makes Jon lose his stars to Peach. He complains, but [[TheStoic remains calm]] while Emile is laughing hysterically, which Jon [[LampshadeHanging notices]].
** Later on, Emile intentionally triggers Chance Time again in an attempt to reverse this. The result? Jon giving his nonexistent stars to Tim.
* While playing "Awful Tower", Emile says it's "insult to injury" for Jon referencing the Chance Time incident. Jon is also one jump away from winning the mini-game but misses and takes a severe plummet.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Don't pants."]]
* On the second to last turn, Tim gets an Item Space and Toad gives him two items. While Emile notes Tim will only get to use just one of those said items, the first one Toad gives is a ''Magic Lamp'' — which, in Spiny Desert, will always drop you off at the real star — and Tim has more than enough coins to get it!
* Their reaction to Peach landing on a Bowser Space and receiving 50 coins.

!!Woody Woods
* Emile's ''Franchise/ToyStory'' references at the beginning of Part 1 and Jon's confusion over exactly what he was referencing.
-->'''Jon:''' "THURS A SNAK N MAH BOOT."
* Jon lands on a battle game space, only for the counter determining how many coins will be fought over to end on 0, so nothing happens.
* "[[CallBack The monkey's got a star and he refuses to take his medication!]]"
* Emile wins a battle minigame [[MemeticMutation by doing absolutely nothing]].
* Emile's DoubleTake moment where both he and Jon are racing for the same star. Emile's roll puts him one space in front of Jon...who has a Bowser Suit.
-->'''Emile:''' ''[pleased]'' "Hey cool, I'm ahead of Jon now." ''[sudden realization]'' "Oh crap, I'm ahead of Jon now!"
** Even better is that Jon implies he completely forgot he had the Bowser suit, so if Emile hadn't opened his mouth, he would have been fine.
* Therunawaychicken.
* Emile and Tim's end result for Toad's face in Picture Imperfect.
* [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]] and [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]] arguing like an old married couple after Emile gets a star.
-->'''Jon:''' "Why am I even bothering at this point? Like, I don't know what it is this game has against me."\\
'''Emile:''' "Okay, in all seriousness, I think I really earned that after how much I had to recover from. 'Cause I had Game Guy, then Boo."\\
'''Jon:''' "That's true… What do you mean, Boo? Like, you stole money from ''me''! And then I stole them back."\\
'''Emile:''' "Well, considering you stole more back from me—"\\
'''Jon:''' "2 coins!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Still more!"\\
'''Jon:''' "2 coins! Don't even! I — Game Guy — Game Guy, I'll give you…"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[indignant girly exclamation]'' "Ah!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Winning the mini-game, I'll give you…"\\
'''Emile:''' "Okay…"\\
'''Jon:''' "But NOT the 2 coins!"
** Immediately after the above banter:
--->'''Emile:''' "By the way, [Jon,] the Star is right behind you."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[distracted]'' "Wait, what?"\\
'''Emile:''' "Yes. Press R. See?"\\
'''Jon:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker ...of course it is]]."
* Jon's great VerbalBackspace moment where he complains that Tim and Emile have 2 stars each to his none — ''[lands on a hidden block, gets a star]'' "…I take that back".
* Towards the end of Part 4, the Guys play Cheep Cheep Chase, and it appears Jon [[HopeSpot might actually find success for once]], only for a bomb appear out of thin air in front of Jon, leaving him no time to react. Jon's reaction is painfully hilarious, especially the tone of his voice.
-->'''Jon:''' "AH-WHAT— WHAT, LOOK AT THAT! THAT WAS BULL— THAT WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[laughing hysterically]''\\
'''Tim:''' "That was pretty much bullshit…"\\
'''Emile:''' "Oh my god! The AI is taking it again. Yeah."\\
'''Jon:''' "That was total bullshit!"\\
'''Emile:''' "What? You didn't dive."\\
'''Jon:''' "Don't even start with me! You saw how that worked! That just appeared immediately!"\\
'''Emile:''' "It moved back in front of you."\\
'''Jon:''' "Look, you saw that bomb just magically appear, you saw that, right?!"
** Even better, the past part of the video is the scene where Jon gets hit by the bomb, played entirely in slow-motion. Hearing Jon's enraged "THAT WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT!" and Emile's creepy laugher at 0.25× the normal speed is pure comedy gold!
** This becomes even more outrageous come the end of the game where it turns out that Jon was one minigame win off tying for the Minigame Star, which would have won him the board.
* Forced to play "The Beat Goes On" again, the guys entertain themselves by making the sequence of buttons spell "BAZA BAZA BAZA..." and even the AI joins in! [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=588-XpdihuM Complete with animation]].
-->'''Emile''': "BAZA BAZA BAZA BAZB!"\\
'''Jon''': "You ruined it!"
* The LaserGuidedKarma of Emile losing two stars to Jon by Chance Time after repeatedly stopping him from using the Magic Lamp.
-->'''Jon''': "AI-controlled Chance Time. This could — this could go anywhere."\\
'''Emile''': "What is the prize?" ''[Luigi stops the spin]'' "Two stars! Who's giving away?" ''[Luigi stops it again...on DK]'' "'''[[BigNo NOOOO!]]'''"\\
'''Tim''': ''[laughing]''\\
''[Luigi stops it a third time...on Waluigi]''\\
'''Emile''': "'''''[[BigNo NOOOO!]]'''''"\\
'''Tim''': "Whoa!"\\
'''Jon''': "There is a God. There ''is'' a God. There is a God. This is the proof."
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBABt4_F1Jg Now with its own animation!]]
* Emile's callback to his Super Mario 64 DS LP and claims that making Dorrie wear Wario's hat was animal abuse, much to Jon's confusion.
* The fact that Tim keeps winning because Emile and Jon keep focusing on the AI or each other.
* Considering [[BornUnlucky his terrible luck throughout the playthrough,]] we get this gem out of [[DeadpanSnarker Jon]] after he wins a round of Ice Rink Risk:
-->'''Waluigi''': "I'm the best!"\\
'''Jon''': "No you're not Waluigi, you know that for a fact."

!!Creepy Cavern
* When rolling for turns, Jon rolls a 1… again. Emile laughs.
--> '''Jon:''' "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Are… you… KIDDING me?]]"
* When Jon uses the skeleton key, and doesn't know why it's a bad move…
-->'''Emile''': "Thank you."\\
'''Jon''': ''[Confused]'' "Why? Why the thank you?"\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Jon''': ''[[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Worried]]]'' "Why the thank you?"\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Jon''': "'''[[SuddenlyShouting WHY THE THANK YOU?!]]'''"
** And the payoff: Emile uses his Plunder Chest to swipe Jon's Koopa Kard, with Jon being completely unaware that the Plunder Chest allows you to select who you want to steal from. To make it even better, Emile then lands on the bank space anyway and uses the card by accident, making the entire venture pointless. To add insult to injury, Jon himself then lands on the bank space immediately afterward.
** Even better: both Emile and Tim were talking about how the Plunder Chest was no longer randomized in this game while Jon was doing the "Why the thank you?" thing, and Jon failed to notice this.
* Emile's laugh when Jon loses on the first coconut in 'Coconut Conk'.
* Mario, controlled by the AI, lands on a Game Guy space and plays Game Guy's Magic Boxes, where you have a 50/50 chance of doubling your coins, and you can go 3 times. Mario plays twice, and ''wins twice'', resulting in a guaranteed Coin Star lead. Mario's grand total after the Game Guy game? ''596 coins.'' All of this is punctuated by Emile's [[BigOMG loud multiple oh my gods]]. Amazing.
-->'''Jon:''' "This is really just the game's way of saying 'Hey, you should have stayed as Mario!'"\\
'''Emile:''' "It really is!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Aaah..."
** On the next turn, Jon himself lands on the ''same'' space and gets the ''exact same game''. Surprisingly, he actually manages to win.
--->'''Emile:''' "So, do you wanna play again?"\\
'''Jon:''' "[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK NO]]!"
* Emile responds to the AI's huge coin lead by [[GodzillaThreshold deliberately landing on]] [[DeathOrGloryAttack Chance Time]]. He says "Chance Time, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]!" as an attempted BadassBoast, only for Jon to mock him for how unthreateningly he pronounced it.
* Tim and Jon play Tick Tock Clock… again… and Emile struggles to think of anything new for commentary, while being distracted by Tim singing "[[JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up']]" in the background.
* The guys end up playing a battle game for 40 coins total, with them all worrying that Mario will win and extend his coin lead even further. [[ArtificialStupidity Mario knocks himself out of the game in about three seconds]].
* The guys pointing out how weird it looks for Mario to be upset while he's in fourth place, despite having ''over 600 coins''.
-->'''Jon:''' "''Oh no!'' I'm a ''millionaire!''"
* Jon proceeds to knock Emile out of the snowball-rolling game that they previously had a bitter disagreement about due to Jon not knowing the rules, and then combines three quotes about revenge into one.
* Tim randomly decides to act out a round of ''Series/FamilyFeud'', Jon plays along as the contestant, while Emile ignores them both.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIy4bkASFis Tom Fawkes's Source Filmaker movie makes it even better.]]
* The RunningGag of people (especially [[ButtMonkey Jon]]) constantly landing on the bank when it's empty.
* Mario stops by Baby Bowser's shop and buys an Item Bag and gets 3 Reverse Mushrooms.
* While playing Ice Rink Risk, Emile loses because the last spiny shell lands on top of him.
* Tim is about to land on Boo, Emile uses a Warp Block and manages to switch places with him, uses Boo to steal a star from Jon, then Jon passes an item store, gets a Boo Bell, and steals it straight back again.
* On the second to last turn, [[ArtificialStupidity Mario decides to land on an item space instead of a Happening Space with a full item inventory, making it impossible for him to get any new items]].
** Before that, there's Mario choosing to land on a Bowser space instead of a blue space.
* Near the end of Part 7, Jon has just gotten a Boo Bell, and he comes to a fork in the road where he could choose to land on the same space as Emile and Mario, initiating a duel with one of them.
-->'''Jon:''' "[[HaHaHaNo Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha — no.]]"
* Jon discovering the sensitivity of the fishing controls in Hand, Line And Sinker, spending a whole ten seconds not casting his line as he fights for control.
** And then he yells so hard he gives himself a headache after he finally wins a fishing minigame in a ''Mario Party'' game.
* The last minigame is, what else, [[ThatOneLevel The Beat Goes On]]… and Tim actually manages to win it!

!!Waluigi's Island
* Part 1 starts out with all three of them doing Waluigi voices, and threatening to do it throughout the whole board.
* Jon gets a robocall on his phone, which Emile mishears as 'a call from Franchise/RoboCop'. Jon retorts "I'd take ''that'' call!"
* In the last minigame of Part 1, Tim wins by taking advantage of the fact that Jon and Emile fixate on knocking each other out and ignore him — a neat microcosm of the whole LP.
* At the end of Part 2, Jon lands on an item mini-game space and is asked what he would do if he saw 50 coins. He answers "leave them there" and Toad gives him two items and Jon [[BlatantLies admits that that answer he gave wasn't really honest]].
* Emile's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe incredulous reaction]] when Tim gets ''another'' Wacky Watch. A rare item that's hardly ever seen usually, and Tim's got one in three boards out of six!
** And then he gets a Lucky Charm ''in the same game''; at this point, Emile's basically too flabbergasted to care.
* In Part 4, Emile buys a Bowser Suit in hopes of stealing some coins from Wario who's right in front of him. The next turn, Emile has to roll anything except a 1, and suffice it to say, that's exactly what he rolls.
* The random space island also has every space turned into Chance Time spaces, however, Wario ends up landing on the Bank and gets himself 30 coins.
* At the end of Part 4, one of the star locations is near Jon and Tumble makes an angry face and Emile jokes that the game definitely hates Jon since the star is that close to him. On the next turn, Jon rolls an 8 and barely misses the star while landing on a Bowser space and losing 15 coins. This leaves Emile in a position to snipe it, but only if he rolls a perfect 10. And what does he roll?
-->'''Emile:''' "[[NoIndoorVoice TEN!!!!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "O-of course! Of course!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[laughing hysterically]''\\
'''Jon:''' "OF COURSE! Why the FUCK would it be anything else?! WHY would I expect anything else?"\\
'''Emile:''' "Oh my god…! Hehehe! Oh my…!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Daaang… can you believe that crap?"
* Immediately before that, all of them doing variations of Bowser's "Gwahaha" laugh:
-->'''Jon:''' "See you later, gwa-ha-ha."\\
'''Emile:''' "Gwa-ha-ha..."\\
'''Tim:''' "Gwah-ha-har."\\
'''Emile:''' "[[VideoGame/MarioAndLuigi Gwah-har-lagoon…]]"
* Emile recounting how he never got past Spiral Mountain in [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Banjo-Kazooie]] because he didn't read anything Bottles said and just wandered around not knowing what to do.
-->'''Tim:''' "[[TakeThat So, you basically pulled a]] [[WebVideo/GameGrumps Grumps]]."
* [[RunningGag ANOTHER]] rare item appears, this time Emile getting the Barter Box item that lets you switch your inventory with another person. He is very happy, having forgotten that Jon has a Plunder Chest he can steal it with. His reaction when Jon does just that has to be heard to be believed.
-->'''Emile:''' "''[[OhCrap OH, FRICK!]]''"\\
'''Jon:''' "Turnabout is fair play, [[PrecisionFStrike motherfucker!]]"
* This exchange at the end:
-->'''Emile:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext My face is on a mountain!]]\\
'''Jon:''' You really don't need to get the last word all the time, by the way.\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Emile:''' [[TheStinger Pickle fish lips.]]

!!Minigames
* In the Duel Game "Vine With Me", DK and Yoshi (being played by Jon at the moment) are neck-to-neck, but right at the very end, DK overshoots and sails ''right over'' the finishing platform. It's a lot funnier than it sounds.
* Tim's [[EpicFail performance]] in Cosmic Coaster.
* Emile revealing his strategy for winning Mario's Puzzle Party: [[MemeticMutation doing absolutely nothing]].

!!Duel Mode
!!!Running Gags
* Emile keeps saying the next board they'll play will be "Mr. Mover", only for it to be a different one every time.

!!!Gate Guy
* Tim's HurricaneOfPuns about vines when Emile and Jon play "Vine With Me". Jon tells him not to encourage Emile.
* When Emile and Jon play the chicken-hunting minigame[[note]]Fowl Play[[/note]], Tim slips into a spoof of the announcer from a ''Survivor''-type reality show. Unfortunately, the game ends before he can get very far into the parody.
* Jon's Piranha Plant constantly screwing him over by finding a hidden dice every time he's landed on a space he wanted.
* When Emile returns to his starting position, he gets a Bob-Omb for his rear partner. When he returns to his starting position, he decides to get a new rear partner and gets another Bob-Omb.
* Emile lands on a Waluigi space and has to pay Jon 5 coins. Then Jon lands on a DK space and has to pay the 5 coins back.
* Emile is trying to catch up to Jon when Jon rolls a 9, causing Emile to lament that he probably won't catch him. Then Jon lands on a reverse space.
* Emile rolls a 4 and has to decide whether to land on a reverse space or a minigame space. He chooses the reverse space, rolls a 10, and ends up landing on the minigame space anyway.
-->'''Emile:''' "It was fate!"
* As the game ends, Emile asks "What's it gonna be?" to build suspense, even though he very clearly won. Jon calls him out on it.

!!!Arrowhead
* The beginning has Jon managing to attack Tim, taking away three pieces of his HP meter. At that moment, if Jon manages to hit him again, he wins an easy victory. But then Tim is given an option to go in another direction, leading him to a Happening Space, and one of the options seen on the roulette is ''restoring your heart pieces''.
-->'''Jon:''' "Wait, what?"\\
''[Tim gets restore heart pieces]''\\
'''Emile:''' "'''[[LargeHam OOOOHHHHHH!!!]]'''"\\
'''Tim:''' "'''[[BorrowedCatchPhrase OOOOHHHHHH!!! WHERE YOU AT?!]]''' Nah, I'm just kiddin'."\\
'''Emile:''' "Oh! The Millennium Star loves you, Tim."\\
''[Tim's heart pieces are restored, rendering Jon's attack worthless]''\\
'''Tim:''' "Daaaaamn..."\\
'''Jon:''' "'''[[BigWhat ALL OF THEM!?]]''' '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!?!?]]'''''"\\
''(Tim and Emile laughing hysterically)''\\
'''Emile:''' "I love Jon's laugh! The look on Jon's face right now!"\\
'''Tim:''' "I was just wondering if there a way to do that."\\
'''Jon:''' "'''That's such BULLSHIT!'''"\\
'''Tim:''' "It actually is."\\
'''Emile:''' "Okay, it kind of is, but it's still funny that it happened like, immediately when — Tim would've been dead if it went the other way!"
* The outro.

!!!Pipesqueak
* Emile has a Whomp as one of his partners, then gets another one in the roulette. Then he lands on a happening space which has the effect of 'partners switch positions' in the most pointless turn ever.
* The RunningGag of Emile's Whomps 'attacking' by ineffectually bobbing their heads at the enemy.
* Emile and Tim play "End of the Line", where you have to choose one direction for a train three times in a row and it defaults to right if you don't press anything. Emile tries to [[CallBack win by doing absolutely nothing]], and ''almost'' succeeds before losing on the third time.
* In Part 2, Jon becomes "The Tech Psychic" (as dubbed by Emile) when he casually keeps predicting which pipe the players will come out of or what number they'll roll, and is right almost every time.
* Tim and Emile play "Tick Tock Hop", and this time Jon has to do the commentary. He manages to fill the time with a SeinfeldianConversation just as Tim did in the same role.
** Mixing the above two entries together, Jon nonchalantly states that the clock hands will suddenly change direction by the time he finishes talking, which they do. All he has to say in response to Tim and Emile's amazement is a simple "told ya!"
* Tim and Emile play "Fowl Play" and Jon's commentary is InTheStyleOf Franchise/{{Rocky}}'s trainer, as though catching the chicken is a WaxOnWaxOff training technique. He makes Emile laugh so hard that he loses, and then Emile accuses him of doing it on purpose to help Tim.
** He does it again in "Backtrack".

!!!Blowhard
* Jon sets up for a great first move (Where he hits Emile's partner, then lands on the space right in front of Emile, ensuring a hit the next turn), only for his own partner to give him a dice block and screw it up entirely. Their reaction sells it.

!!!Mr. Mover
* Jon attacks Tim and, knowing that he'll end up right in front of him, starts ''begging'' his piranha plant to not screw him over for once and give him a bonus dice. It does… [[RunningGag and he gets a 1]].
* At the end of the video, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gTLUPhUgCqQ#t=499 Jon lands three spaces away from Tim when the Piranha Plant gives him a spare Dice Block.]] Emile and Jon spend a good little while anticipating and explaining the potential outcomes the Dice Block could give them; namely, if Jon rolls a 3 (the highest a Piranha Plant Dice Block can go), he could finish off Tim and win the game, if not, there's the possibility that Tim could get a high roll and finish off Jon. A moment of silence… and Jon rolls the 3. Cue the guys reaching new levels of volume at luck turning a match around.

!!!Backtrack
* In the first part, Emile's absurd luck kicks in again, with him winning at Game Guy ''three times'', while Tim gets stuck going back and forth between two turnaround spaces.
** Apparently, Emile was ridiculously lucky with Game Guy even as a kid, as he never knew what happened if you lose until he played it with friends.
** And then his luck turns around when Tim gets his heart pieces restored by a Happening Space, ultimately netting Tim the win. [[BigNO Emile's reaction is typical.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mario Party 4]]
!!Toad's Midway Madness
* Episode 1 has Emile say that this Gamecube Mario Party game has better graphics [[TakeThat than Mario Party 9 on the Wii]].
** During character selection, Jon states while Waluigi didn't do him well during ''Mario Party 3'', he's gonna give him another chance.
** Emile's sadness that this is the last Mario Party that Donkey Kong is playable in, meaning if they go on to ''Mario Party 5'', he'll be someone new.
** Emile picking Peach for the CPU, the guys get a bit tense at this.
** Jon, the player who doesn't know what he's doing, ends up going first.
** Gets even better if you remember in Mario Party 3, he almost ALWAYS went last.
** The running gag where the roller coaster chases characters around a loop, prompting the trio to make several Sonic references, not the least of which involves Jon singing the "City Escape" theme at one point.
* Their first time playing Pair-a-Sailing:
-->'''Emile''': "The AI drives ''flawlessly'' in this game."\\
''[Peach immediately crashes]''
* In Episode 4, Emile gets a chance to showcase Peach's new losing quote. Guess what it is? D'OH, I MISSED!
** And right after that, he delivers what might be his worst pun ever.
--->'''Emile:''' "I guess Wario got ''impeached''…"
** Followed by Tim belting out the Green Rupee scream afterward.
** Makes one wonder if ''that's'' the real reason he picked her.
** Emile's been saving that one for a while, hasn't he? You bet your sweet Canadian bippies he was.
--->'''Jon:''' "My ''sweet Canadian bippies''?"
* Jon's luck. After using his magic lamp to get two stars in two turns in a row, the star moves 5 spaces in front of him. He then rolls a 10. After getting the star, the next one is on his route, and in fact on the space Emile is ''already on!'' His luck only stops when he gets forced to the other side of the map.
** Followed by this gem when Peach robs Emile:
--->'''Emile:''' "[[VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising What is this? Everyone pick on Chugga day?]] Oh wait, it's Jon's birthday."\\
'''Jon:''' "[[VitriolicBestBuds Well yes, so it's actually a national holiday.]]"
** And this is all right after Emile's aforementioned pun. [[LaserGuidedKarma Apparently]], ''even the game'' isn't amused by his pun.
* Just before that, when Jon summons the genie of the lamp.
-->'''[[FunnyBackgroundEvent Tim]]:''' "[[Music/WeirdAl My shadow weighs 42 pounds, lemme tell you once again, who's fat?]]"
* Tim's moment playing Hide and Go BOOM!!, as he's so focused on trying to decide which cannon to hide in [[PressXToNotDie he forgets to press a button to actually hide in one]] and automatically loses by default.
** The best part? His team still won! [[MemeticMutation Yoshi wins by doing absolutely nothing]] indeed.
* The first time Jon steals Emile's coins via the Boo House.
-->'''Emile:''' "I've suffered enough, Jon!"\\
'''Jon:''' "You know what, do you even want me to mention Mario Party 3 ''at all'', or does it just like go without saying at this point?"
* Emile and Tim panicking at the sight of [[ThatOneLevel Bowser's Bigger Blast]] when Jon is choosing a Battle game.
* Everyone's reaction when during the second last turn of the game, Peach lands on Bowser, Bowser himself arrives instead of Baby Bowser, and ends up giving Peach a Bowser Suit, ''one of the rarest items in the game.''
** Then on the last turn [[ArtificialStupidity she ends up using the Warp Pipe she bought earlier and not using the suit at all, despite being very close to the star and Jon literally being right in front of her.]]
* During Jon's final turn, after spending several seconds debating who he should steal a star from to prevent them from winning the game, chooses to steal from Emile, due to thinking he's won more minigames. That leads to this exchange:
-->'''Emile''': "I see your logic and I'm not going to yell at you about it."\\
'''Tim''': "That's weird."
* During the explanation screen for Booksquirm, Emile reads the instructions, and lampshades how many times he's said "page". Jon then responds to this accordingly:
-->'''Jon''': "[[WebVideo/GameGrumps Yeah, future Chugga, add that in.]]"\\
''[A big "'''FIVE!!'''" appears on screen.]''\\
'''Jon''': "Now make it spin around in circles."\\
''[Text spins in place.]''\\
'''Emile''': "Any other wishes, O Master?"\\
'''Jon''': "Uhm...Add some rave lights, and maybe some Music/{{Darude}}."\\
''[Screen becomes rainbow-colored, accompanied with 'Insert whatever [[SpellMyNameWithAnS derude]] is!']''
* Jon's attempt to ride the rollercoaster and grab some coins, where he misses all of them but two because he stuck to the wrong side.
* Both Tim and Peach, one after the other, land on the Happening Space right in front of the star and get chased to the other side of the board by the rollercoaster.

!!Shy Guy's Jungle Jam
* Jon's luck from the last board continues when he gets a Hidden Block with a star in it early on.
-->'''Tim''': "Apparently you had another present under the tree."\\
'''Jon''': "The birthday tree?"\\
'''Tim''': "Uh... yes?"\\
'''Jon''': "MERRY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!"
** Later on, Jon lands on a blue space and Emile jokingly says "Hidden Block?". [[TemptingFate Sure enough...]]
* After Emile spends ages explaining why the first minigame (Candlelight Flight) is so hard for the three-person team, they then win it with a third of the time remaining.
* Their reactions to Waluigi's 'sad wish' at the Happening Space. Particularly his epic pose.
* Jon complains about the game "Avalanche!" because there's a certain rock that he always hits. Once he gets to said rock, he wipes out despite thinking that he dodged it. He then asks Emile to go back and rewatch it in editing, thinking that he lost because Luigi tripped into him. Turns out that Jon really did just hit the rock, complete with hilarious slow-motion.
** Also, DK's awkward winning pose.
* Emile expresses some glee at using a Mega Mushroom to steal most of Luigi's money. Luigi then wastes almost all of his coins on an item, and then the rest by '''intentionally''' going to a red space, in what's either another case of ArtificialStupidity or the AI spiting Emile on purpose by robbing him of his chance to pilfer its coins.
* When Emile does use the Mega Mushroom later on, Jon realizes that if he gets a good enough roll, he'll be able to steal from everyone. He rolls ''two 1s'', meaning he doesn't even come close to them. On the bright side, though, rolling doubles does give him 10 coins.
* Right near the end of part 2, everybody plays Stamp Out, and the game ends in a three-way tie between Emile, Tim, and the computer. Jon promptly accuses them all of ganging up on him.
-->'''Emile:''' "A three-way tie for everyone but Waluigi!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Yeah, 'cause you all focused on me, ''you dicks!''"
** Also in part 2, everybody plays Manta Rings, in which the goal of the game [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin is to swim through a series of underwater rings]]. Once Emile brings up [[VideoGame/{{Superman64}} how Jon should be fine at playing it]], Jon is surprised, not at Emile bringing up the project, but the fact it took him so long to do so during the minigame.
* In part 3, Jon says that he was singing "Camp Granada" by Creator/AllanSherman while in the shower, and he immediately starts singing it again, joined by Tim, [[ToiletHumor who adds his own lyrics]].
* Emile gets three Mega Mushrooms and proclaims "Time to go King Kong on this...crap." Jon points out that every time he tries to swear, it sounds wrong, with a CallBack to "Chance Time...bitches."
* Emile makes a "fun wish" at the Shy Guy statue but the flood happens anyway. His response?
-->'''Emile:''' "He's mad that I'm happy! [[VitriolicBestBuds It's Jon]]!"
** Jon [[ActuallyPrettyFunny actually laughed]] at that one.
** The fun wish itself? DK flexing his muscles.
--->'''Emile:''' "Look at me flex… My fun wish is me flexing my muscles."\\
'''Jon:''' "My muscles are fun!"

!!Goomba's Greedy Gala
* Jon [[EpicFail not catching a single fish]] in Cheep Cheep Sweep.
* In Episode 2, Daisy has over 50 coins one space before the Boo house, while both Emile and Jon have a star and very similar coin counts. Both assume that Daisy will steal from the current leader, so they both try to lose as much money as possible. Emile plays a lottery and loses, then lands on red space, losing 8 coins. Jon goes to roulette, pays Goomba 20 coins to change the outcome… and ''[[SpringtimeForHitler wins all his coins back]]''. Cue Daisy stealing a star from him.
-->'''Emile:''' "Even when you are incredibly lucky, you still have [[PrecisionFStrike shit]] luck."
** Then, at the very beginning of the next video, Koopa Kid proceeds to steal 20 coins from everyone. The knowledge that this could have benefited him at the beginning of the turn isn't lost on Jon.
--->'''Jon''': "You couldn't have done that earlier?!"
** The comment section had a lot of people asking why Jon used the Mega Mushroom and paid 20 coins for the roulette wheel. Jon uses TRG's shared account to leave [[WallOfText a rather long comment]] explaining why he did what he did and why other strategies wouldn't have been effective.
--->'''Jon's comment''': Seems like there's a bit of confusion on my play on the last turn of the video in the comments, so here's why I did what I did:\\
[=-=] I didn't buy the Crystal Ball because I wouldn't have enough money to steal a star right away, and at the time, Daisy didn't have enough coins for a star steal/would've walked right past it.\\
[=-=] The Item Bag can potentially have a Magic Lamp, which would've made the purchase worth it.\\
[=-=] I didn't use the Warp Pipe to stop Daisy because it only had a 1/3 chance of working successfully, and if it did actually switch her, she would then probably get the star in Pink/Purple on her next turn. If I didn't switch with her, I'd be putting one of the guys in a better spot for the star, and would be guaranteed to lose my star. You can hear me debate using the pipe though, because I go "Ummmmmm" for a while before picking the mushroom.\\
[=-=] The Shock Sticker can't be thrown like in later Mario Party games, it's dropped right where you're standing, meaning I couldn't force Daisy to lose any money before Boo.\\
[=-=] The Mega Mushroom seemed like the best play, because it would guarantee me having to pay money at the roulette. If I got a low enough roll, the Star would be mine next turn, if I got a high roll, I might've been able to loop back.\\
[=-=] 5 Coin Option on the Roulette would've been useless because landing on a Blue Space would give me more money than Chugga.\\
[=-=] 10 Coin Option had a chance of sending me to where Chugga was, which if I crushed him, I would've regained my 10 coins, and still lost the star.\\
[=-=] 20 Coin Option was the best option since it put me where the Star was, and if I crushed any players I'd still have less money than Chugga if I overshot the Star. At that point though, I wasn't aware it upped the odds on getting the star on the roulette because I thought it still had a predetermined chance of happening that wasn't affected by how much you paid. Still not sure on that.\\
TL;DR Version - I was screwed no matter what play I did except for the one I went for, [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard but the game didn't like it]]. -Jon
* Jon miscalculates how many spaces Emile is away from the Star. This allows Emile to get the Star, and just after that, Tim swoops in and gets another Star.
-->'''Jon:''' "What have I set in motion?! What have I set in motion?!"
* Jon losing their first game of Team Treasure Trek because he [[FailedASpotCheck doesn't see his partner holding the key]].
* Tim manages to get all but one of the coins in the on-board minigame by just bouncing continuously off the walls.
* Daisy and Tim are both within five steps of the star and Daisy is going first, with a clear path to the star. That is, until she ''[[ArtificialStupidity inexplicably decides to use a mini-mushroom and roll a 2, avoiding the star altogether]]''[[labelnote:*]]One could argue that she was trying to go for the Happening Space, and increase her chances of getting the Happening Star, but still[[/labelnote]].
-->'''Tim:''' "I paid her off."
* Jon wins a game of Tree Stomp by standing in a corner while [[ArtificialStupidity Daisy stands around like a moron]], blocking Emile and Tim from crushing him.
** Now in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09nV_q4QS6E&list=PLNzhwjItREv7RPScHJ59ABfUhOxWI-4bE&index=15 animated form]].
* Emile somehow manages to get four 1s in a row.
* Jon gets a 7:
-->'''Emile''': "4. Oh, 7! Why did I say 4?"\\
'''Jon''': "Where did you get 7 from? Holy cow dude!"\\
'''Emile''': "Wait, you said where did I get 7 from?"\\
'''Jon''': "Oh my god...it's one of those days apparently."
* In Mr. Blizzard's Brigade, Daisy just stands there until a snowman throws a snowball, at which point she moves slightly and walks right into it. Emile and Tim then get stuck trying to get around her and get frozen in seconds as well, handing Jon an easy win.
* The fact that Emile ends up getting fourth place on a luck-based board.

!!Boo's Haunted Bash
* Emile's [[AccidentalInnuendo questionable]] intro.
-->'''Emile:''' "The only thing scarier than this board is the fact that if Jon wins it, nobody can touch him. Let's have a nice clean game, and by clean, I mean bloody."\\
'''Jon:''' "I like- I like not being touched by guys, so, yes. Let's make sure."
* Jon laughing at how every time Emile goes last on a board he says 'On this board, going last is a good thing'.
* When playing Hide And Go Boom, two cannons go by without anyone being launched. After commenting that either there's two in one cannon or all three in one, we have:
-->'''Jon:''' "Wario's behind you." ''[In a deep, ominous voice\'' "D'oh, I missed."
* As Wario walks from right to left along the bottom of the board Emile says that "There's only one Mini Mushroom pipe, in the top-right" as [[FailedASpotCheck another one passes along the top of the screen in the middle of the board and goes unnoticed.]]
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N0ms1Qgm6k&t=11m part 2]], Emile and Jon end up on the same team for Pair-a-sailing, and Emile intentionally tries to sabotage Jon by steering away from the coins. A series of {{Cluster F Bomb}}s is dropped in the process. To their astonishment, they not only got all the coins they needed, but somehow end up earning more coins than Tim and the AI, ''who were trying the whole time''.
-->'''Jon''': "What the fuck just happened?"
** In the same part, Emile talks about his tendency to put cliffhangers in his videos. Guess how this one ends.
* When they finally achieve the 'dream team' of Emile and Jon on Order Up, they turn out to be completely useless and don't score a single point.
* Jon congratulates Emile for using "actual wordplay".
-->'''Emile''': "I have achieved actual wordplay!"\\
'''Jon''': "He's learned the English language. [[SarcasmMode Good job, native speaker]]."
* Tim almost winning GOOOOOOOAL!! by just diving back and forth.
** The slow-motion when Jon asks if Emile's shot canceled out his own, followed by Emile's strangely seductive "I don't know".
* In part 5, the gang is playing Makin' Waves again, with Emile in the center. Emile's been holding his own so far. Then this comes up:
-->'''Jon''': "[[TemptingFate You might win this!]]"\\
'''Emile''': "[[GenreSavvy Don't say that, Jon]]."\\
'''Jon''': "You might actually win this!"\\
'''Emile''': "'''DON'T SAY THAT, JON!'''"\\
'''Jon''': "But you're not flipp-" ''[Emile almost immediately flips over and loses the game]''
* Jon wins 30 coins at the Lottery Space, but they stay on the 'Congratulations!' dialogue for a while to laugh at Waluigi's unmoved expression, who looks almost angry at second prize in the lottery.
-->'''Jon''': "Hurray! I'm so excited-looking! Look at how happy I am! Look at all the cheer in my face right now!"
* All the Guys spend almost ten whole seconds chasing the last Cheep Cheep in the pond in Cheep Cheep Sweep.
* On the only time they played a Bowser Minigame on a main board, Wario loses and gets burnt to a crisp.
-->'''Emile''': ''[while Wario is getting burnt]'' "D'oh I missed!"\\
'''Tim''': "Oh no."\\
'''Jon''': "Yeah it's pretty funny." ''[Wario blinks]'' "Blink blink." ''[Jon and Emile laugh]'' "Nice and toasty."\\
'''Emile''': "Toastilicious~"
* Jon's SadisticChoice over who to steal money from out of Wario and Emile, because whatever he steals will either be stolen back or get something even worse stolen from ''him''. He opts for the NecessaryFail option and [[TakeAThirdOption walks straight past the Boo House]].
** Before that, Jon promised Emile that he wouldn't steal a star from him, leading to this exchange:
--->'''Emile''': "I will trust in Jon."\\
'''Tim''': "Just like Thor trusted Loki."
* The guys suddenly belting out in song when the minigame "Blame it on the Crane" is chosen, in reference to [[LetsPlay/SlimKirby another LPer who is mostly known for his Mario Party videos.]]

!!Koopa's Seaside Soiree
* The intro:
-->'''Tim''': "So I heard there's this new movie coming out called 'Constipation', have you guys heard about it?"\\
'''Jon''': "Nope."\\
'''Emile''': "No."\\
'''Tim''': "Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."\\
'''Emile and Jon''': "OOOOOHHHH-HOH-HOOOOOOOOH!"\\
'''Tim''': "Yeaaaahhhh..."\\
'''Emile''': "Go, Tim, buddy!"
* Jon's "tables have turned" rant during Manta Rings.
* Tim and Jon's flabbergasted reaction to Emile saying that he has a stance when playing button mashing games.
-->'''Jon and Tim''': "Stance? YOU HAVE A STANCE!?"
* Mario lands on a Happening Space which forces him to ride a dolphin from one orange dock to the other. On his next roll, he lands on the exact same Happening Space and ends up right back where he started.
* Emile discusses what "multiplayer" is like in Mario Party Advance: You play on a board game version of Mario Party while using the GBA as a dice roller.
* The Guys play Hide and go BOOM! against the AI and immediately decide to collaborate. Once the AI picks the one empty cannon, they point out that they could just skip the rest of the game and Emile actually ''presses start to do so''.
** Afterwards, they notice that the cannons spell "BAYX" and go on a tangent about it being a more extreme version of Creator/MichaelBay called Michael Bay X.
* In part 4, Emile achieves a pun so bad that Jon tells him to just get out.
-->'''Emile:''' "We're kicking ass! Or is it assing kick? Cause we were butt stomping." ''[The mini-game involved ground pounding]''\\
'''Jon:''' "Oh my God! Get out of here! Get out of your house!"\\
'''Emile:''' "But this is my house! [[CaptainObvious I pay the money to live here!]]"
* Mario uses a Mini-Mushroom to go through a pipe to get to the area where Reversal of Fortune/Boo is… [[ArtificialStupidity and then goes the opposite way]], resulting in Emile calling him a "puss".
-->'''Jon:''' "Did you just call Mario a puss? Where are you from?!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[in a thick hick accent]'' "I'm from Arizona which is dead last in the nation for education."
* Jon's outraged reaction (and subsequent instant replay) when [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard Mario wins Fish n' Drips even though Jon got his last button input in before the AI]]. [[note]]They only lost because the animation for the one person pouring water in is shorter than the person on the team of three.[[/note]]
* Tim quoting Creator/AdamSandler's "Do It For Your Mama," and both Jon and Emile thinking it's… something else.
* During Part 5, they get Three Throw as one of the mini games, and the following is said:
-->'''Jon:''' ''[summing up Emile's reaction]'' "Not the one I'm good at."\\
'''Emile:''' "I want a challenge!"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[laughing]'' "What a dick! Listen to this asshole!"
* Emile loses the Coin Star by 2 coins and he could've won it if not for Tim winning a Lucky Mini-Game, bringing him up to 97 coins and landing on a blue space to make it an even 100, which is also what prevented Emile from winning.
** The best part is that Tim knew exactly what he was doing. He just thought it would be funny if Jon won every board.
* "Join us next week when Jon wins Bowser's Gnarly Party." [[TemptingFate He doesn't.]]

!!Bowser's Gnarly Party
* In Part Two, Emile mentions that when they were in Los Angeles once, he saw some drug dealers outside. Jon follows that up by pointing out that Emile thought one of the dealers was fellow [=LPer=] LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}}.
** Actually a CallBack to the videos for Mario Party's bonus content, the Minigame Island.
* At the end of Part Two, Tim lands on a Bowser Space and the beginning of Part Three shows Tim losing a mere 15 coins, making it an Anti-Climatic cliffhanger. Emile also points out that it prevents Tim from using his Magic Lamp and asks Jon if it sounds familiar. Jon is not amused.
* The end of Part Three has everybody play ''Slime Time''. Jon congratulates Emile in advance for his victory. To their surprise, Tim wins. Emile then calls out Jon for tempting fate.
-->'''Emile:''' "See, Jon? Don't jinx it!"
** Made doubly funny when Jon reveals he said it on purpose to (once again) weaponize TemptingFate.
* Also in Part 3, this exchange when Tim won Paths of Peril:
-->'''Jon:''' "NO WAY! SERIOUSLY?!"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yes, I didn't screw up once and you still beat me]]."\\
'''Jon:''' "But Tim beat us both!"\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Emile:''' "[[FailedASpotCheck I didn't notice that]]."
* Emile using a Mini Mushroom in hopes of getting a nearby Happening Space in part Five.
-->'''Emile:''' "There's only a 40% chance of me getting it."\\
'''Jon:''' "Yeah, but it's [[BornLucky you]]!"\\
''[Emile rolls a 1]''\\
'''Jon:''' "'''[[GenreSavvy See]]?!'''"\\
''[Emile and Tim laugh]''
* When Emile is talking about his feelings on Jon winning overall, Jon points out that he talked about it constantly between recordings.
-->'''Jon:''' "One of the first things you said this morning was 'I'm gonna make sure you don't win.'"\\
''[Emile laughs]''\\
'''Jon:''' "Like, I'm just waking up reading Twitter, you're playing [[VideoGame/ProfessorLayton Layton]], and you're like 'I'm gonna make sure you don't win.' And I'm like, 'Hi to you too?'"
* While playing Cheep Cheep Sweep, Jon and Peach annihilate Emile and Tim. Tim then tries going over to their goal and steal their fish (it doesn't work for obvious reasons), then he sides up alongside Peach and tries to get Peach to drop her fish into his net.

!!Extras
* The guys are playing the story mode mini-games. Since only Donkey Kong and Yoshi are out, Jon is currently playing as DK, leading to this exchange.
-->'''Emile:''' "[[AccidentalInnuendo So Jon, what's it feel like to be inside my body]]?"\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
''[Tim and even [[ThatCameOutWrong Emile]] groan.]''\\
'''Jon:''' "[[LampshadeHanging Have I ever mentioned how much you never think about what you say]]? Because you never think about what you say."\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Emile:''' "Shut up."
* When they finally play ''Bowser's Bigger Blast'', everyone but Emile loses immediately after each other and they all lost by pushing the same switch.
* When playing the final boss minigame, Tim [[EpicFail falls from the platform and into lava at the very beginning.]]
-->'''Emile:''' "Tim, if this was Story Mode, you would've just died on your birthday, in lava."\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Jon:''' "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
* The fact that Jon, who freely admits that he practiced terribly beforehand, won almost every board and an overall victory.

!!Mega Board Mayhem
* On the very first turn, Jon visits the shop and finds they sell ''nothing but Warp Pipes''.
-->'''Jon:''' "Good store! Good store!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Lots of variety, yeah! The regular Walmart, isn't it?"
* [[http://youtu.be/Y_EKJitsFkc?t=13m37s Emile fawns over his cat's]] [[CutenessProximity adorable meowling]].
** Meanwhile, Jon thinks Emile loves his cats a little too much and goes into detail about him psychotically hugging them.

!!Mini Board Mad-Dash
* In Fruits of Doom, Jon hands Bowser a fruit and Bowser pauses while holding it, scrutinising it with a frown on his face.
-->'''Jon:''' "Don't fake me out, I know it's on there."\\
''[Emile laughs.]''
** Also, playing Fruits of Doom is what stopped Jon from winning. Yet, it still did nothing to get Emile out of fourth place.
** And when Waluigi got burnt to a crisp:
--->'''Emile:''' "Well, enjoy your crispy fried Waluigi for the low-low price of $19.95."\\
''[Waluigi glares at the screen and Emile laughs.]''\\
'''Jon''': "He looks depressed, I don't blame him."
* The fact that this is the first ''ever'' time they've lost to the AI.

!!Thwomp's Backroom Ball
* The Guys play Panel Panic, which has all three of them plus six other characters choose to stand on a panel labelled 1-9 and then everyone hits a dice block, with every number that comes up causing the corresponding panel to disappear and that person to fall through. They proceed to all knock each other out in a draw. TWICE.
* When Tim plays Barrel Baron for the second time, he manages to get over 100 points, and Jon jokes about him [Tim] upgrading from a "Gas Station Patron" to a "Gas Station Attendant". When the mini-game finishes, Tim IS ranked a "Gas Station Attendant".
-->'''Jon:''' ''[to Emile]'' "I told- YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! You didn't believe me! It's almost like I know what I'm talking about sometimes."
** And of course, Persona 4 jokes quickly followed in the comments.
* To those familiar with Jon, he played the minigame where he has to find the patient that ''ate the mushroom''. A poison mushroom, rather, but still.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[to Emile]'' "If you say anything, my first response is going to be to put the controller down and punch you. That's your warning."
** Once Jon finally loses the minigame and a Shy Guy keels over:
--->'''Jon:''' "[[BlackComedy He was too shy to tell us he was sick]]."
* In Doors of Doom, where you press L or R to advance through doors, Jon attempts the strategy of mashing both buttons to see what it picks up. On his first try he gets it wrong on the very first door.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[Deadpan]'' "''So far it's worked great.''"

!!Beach Volley Folley
* The two-player team having trouble even scoring against the one-player team, no matter what.
* Ending the project by reviewing all of the awkward winning poses in "Avalanche!".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mario Party 5]]
!!!Main Game
!!Toy Dream
* With Donkey Kong's role changed from Playable Character to Star Dispenser, Emile needs to pick a replacement. He chooses [[MemeticMutation Dai]][[NeverLiveItDown sy]].
-->'''Emile:''' "Goodbye, sanity."
** Come Future Dream, it's revealed that had The Stream not happened, he would've actually switched to Toad.
* Jon details a practice round he texted Emile about to relate a story about how brutal the AI is. The round ended with the AIs getting 7, 7, and 3 stars. Jon got none.
-->'''Jon:''' "I sent him a picture of the result screen and said '[[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard Fuck this game]]'."
* When deciding the order, Emile's first dice block with Daisy is a 10.
-->'''Jon:''' "Daisy's working good for you so far."\\
'''Emile:''' "Yeah, [[ThatCameOutWrong Daisy's working alright]]."\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Jon:''' "Do tell us more about how Daisy's working."\\
'''Emile:''' "I'd rather not-"\\
'''Tim:''' "♫''[[{{Film/Grease}} Tell us more, tell us more / did you]] [[NeverLiveItDown put her on hard?]]''♫"
* Jon lands on a Bowser space and Bowser [[SquashedFlat drops down on top of Waluigi]], they laugh how Waluigi's face looks, pointing out he looks like he has BlankWhiteEyes.
* Jon comments when starting Curvy Curbs that the last time he played this mini-game, it was a draw — each team crossed the line at the same time, having made the same number of mistakes. As the Guys play the minigame, the exact same thing happens.
* In ''Tube it or Lose it'', Mario gets Jon and Tim when they're in midair. Even funnier is Jon warns Tim not to make the same mistake he did and Mario immediately gets rid of Tim.
* It seems Jon was right about odd numbered Mario Parties screwing him over with Tim activating Bowser Shuffle, Bowser puts Daisy on Jon's old space which was closest to the current star and the end of part 2 ends with Jon losing [[RichesToRags all 75 of his coins to a Bowser Mini-Game]]. Those 75 Coins ends up being the Coin Star total for the game, for the closest someone else got to that mark was Emile barely cracking 70.
* Mario lands on a Red Spike Shell space and Jon is randomly selected.
-->'''Jon:''' "Yeah, take those 8 coins of mine, you piece of shit. [[SarcasmMode I didn't lose enough money anyway]]!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Really?"\\
'''Emile:''' "He actually got those coins."\\
'''Jon:''' "Yeah, I know, because it's the spiked shell. Welp, I guess I'm not getting the star, let's overshoot it."\\
'''Emile:''' "I can imagine just Mario spitting on you while you're down. Just being like" ''[in a fake Italian accent]'' "'Hey, Cheapskate, you're supposed to give me-a 10!'"
* Jon's bad luck knows no bounds: he has NO coins and lands on a Hammer Bro space.
-->'''Jon:''' "What ya gonna take? What ya gonna take?! You do that chicken dance. You dance it, Hammer Bro!"\\
'''Emile:''' "He's gonna take the stars flying around your head."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[starts to mockingly hum the Chicken Dance song]''
* Emile wins the Battle Mini-Game, and the coins dropping into the bag takes a small while.
-->'''Jon:''' "I'm holding down A, I don't want to see this any longer than I have to."\\
''[A few seconds pass as coins drop into the bag while Emile laughs]''\\
'''Jon:''' "Except I have to see it for quite a while, apparently."\\
''[Emile then gets the pity coin]''\\
'''Jon:''' "AND you get the pity coin!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Thank you, Eldstar! Check's in the mail."
* Jon and Emile lampshading the fact that, by pure coincidence, Jon's been putting out videos only when Emile isn't able to. [[note]](Jon has notorious ScheduleSlip problems while Emile is usually pretty consistent when he's in the middle of a LetsPlay.)[[/note]]
* The fact that they were able to show off all three Bowser minigames during the first board while there was only one Bowser space on the board.
* Mario lands on a Chain Chomp, with enough money to steal a star. But the AI has him select "random" when Emile was the obvious choice...but the computer randomly selects Emile anyway.
-->'''Emile:''' "That was pointless. Maybe he just knew it was gonna be Daisy because the computer told him. So, he just, was like" ''[in a fake Italian accent]'' "I'm just gonna do this to make them think they have-a hope! Oh-ho-ho!"
* Emile losing to Mario by ''one coin''.[[note]]Well, two coins. One coin would've tied Emile and Mario for the Minigame Star, with Mario still coming out on top. Emile needed two coins to snag the Minigame Star outright and win the board.[[/note]] Made even better by Jon doing a complete 180 on his disapproval of how the game ended.
-->'''Jon:''' "That is- Actu- I'm okay with that now. I am more than okay with that now."
** It gets even better when you remember this is the exact same thing that happened to ''LetsPlay/SlimKirby'' several years ago in the same game (against the same character, no less). Considering that Emile told him to suck it when he previously ''won'' a board by one coin back in Mario Party 1, you could say [[LaserGuidedKarma karma finally struck him]].
--->(in the comments) '''LetsPlay/SlimKirby:''' Wait? What's that sound? I dunno, call me crazy, but I think that's the sound of the universe coming back into balance.
** The best part is that not only was this the number 1 moment on the official Top 10 for Mario Party 5, but Slim's BigYES! to Emile shouting "ONE COIN!" even made the video.
*** In said reaction video, Slim even said the universe came back into balance for Emile losing by one Coin. [[{{Irony}} Ironically]], it was to the same AI (Mario) that got Slim by one Coin all those years ago.

!!Rainbow Dream
* Jon starts calling what the mini-game will be in the roulette, and constantly gets it right.
* Jon gets a Bob-omb capsule, and Emile points out that it costs 0 coins to [[TooDumbToLive blow yourself up]].
-->'''Jon:''' "[[SarcasmMode Well that's convenient. Thank God for that.]]"
* Tim accidentally says yes to moving off a quadrant. [[EpicFail When he could have gotten a star before Emile]]. Amazingly, and hilariously, Tim still won the board after his game-changing mistake.
* Jon turns [[https://youtu.be/21WMMsF5c50?t=268 a game of Fight Cards]] into ''VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper''. Jon and Tim are actually pretty good rappers, too.
-->'''Jon:''' "Kick, punch, turn, and chop the door!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Or I will fall on the floor!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Crack, crack, crack the eggs into the — kick!"\\
'''Jon:''' "I'm gonna punch you in the — [[LastSecondWordSwap I can't say that on this channel.]]"
* Jon losing almost immediately in Squared Away, and taking it about as well as you'd expect.
** He has a similar reaction when they play Vicious Vending and everyone gets coins ''except'' him.
* Luigi uses a Golden Mushroom, and rolls a 9, and two 1s, which reads as [[EmergencyServices 911]]. Emile and Jon have a bit of a giggle at this.
-->'''Emile:''' ''[in a godawful Italian accent]'' "Somebody-a call the hospital, I have-a terrible luck!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Doctor, can you help me? My luck is low!"\\
'''Emile:''' "You need to give me a wish-a-bone transplant!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Oh my G— 'I need lots of vitamin wishbone!'"

!!Pirate Dream
* The opening.
-->'''Jon:''' "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Are you ready, kids?]]"\\
'''Emile:''' "Aye aye, captain!"\\
'''Jon:''' "I can't hear you!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Aye aye, captain!"\\
'''Jon:''' "♫ Ohhhhh, who's gonna win this board of Mario Party? ♫"\\
'''Emile & Jon:''' "WA-LU-I-GI!"\\
'''Jon:''' "You knew where I was going with that!"
** Later, after Jon has won the first few minigames:
-->'''Jon:''' "Dude, we sung a song. That means it's official, I have to win."\\
'''Emile:''' "Why do you think I sing songs at the beginning of all the Mario Party games?"\\
'''Jon:''' "You sing songs about how I'm an asshole!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Yeah, and it comes true!"
** Best Part: Jon actually does win the board by a landslide along with getting all three of the bonus stars.
* After Jon and Emile complete Ground Pound Down at almost the same time, the game plays the animation for both players, making them think it might be a tie. Instead, Waluigi is the only one who comes out of the pipe, and Jon concludes that Daisy just drowned.
* At the end of the first part, the guys play Heat Stroke, with Jon as the single player. Jon easily takes out the AI and Tim in the first two platforms, then Emile jumps off the platform thinking there was an invisible wall, giving Jon an easy victory.
-->'''Jon''': "[[Main/ItMakesSenseInContext I DID IT! I WON SPACE!]]"
* In Part 2, Emile [[https://youtu.be/z3705I0SFbo?t=509 lands on a DK space]]:
-->'''Emile:''' "Donkey Kong, [[AccidentalInnuendo come into my body and become me]]! I must have you as my playable character again!"\\
'''Jon:''' "So, you want Donkey Kong to come into Daisy's body."\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Tim:''' "...I'm not going anywhere near that."
* In Parts 2 and 3, the fact that Jon keeps getting low rolls. In Part 3, cue Emile's and Tim's laughter when Jon rolls a 1 and lands on a Cursed Mushroom space, which reduces his next roll to 1-5.
-->'''Jon:''' "Oh, come on! Now I'm gonna get a point 5. I'm gonna be stuck on the ladder!"
* Jon makes another game of Fight Cards memorable with jingles about his mother.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Slippery pants]].
* Emile lays down a bank space ''next to a bank space'' and still can't get either of them. And then one of the bank spaces gets overwritten by a Star.
* In Part 4 when the guys play Beam Team with the AI as the single player, [[ArtificialStupidity the AI almost immediately loses by walking into Jon's beam]] ''[[EpicFail before he even moved]].''
** Jon even points out that Peach even walked ''past'' his beam before turning around to run into it.
* They get Coney Island as a mini-game during this board, their third time getting it. Jon wins, pointing out the nature of Waluigi's victory animation.
-->'''Jon:''' "I love it how he flicks his wrist, which in reality should send the ice cream everywhere and really upset him."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[in his Waluigi voice]'' "WHY DID I DO THAT?! IT WAS SO DUMB!!"

!!Undersea Dream
* The intro:
-->'''Emile:''' "Welcome to [[LastSecondWordSwap We- I mean]], '''[[LastSecondWordSwap Undersea]]''' Dream."
** And the other two catch it.
* And shortly after that…
-->'''[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]:''' ''[Singing [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 "Under the Sea"]] in a goofy voice]'' "Under da Sea, Under da Sea. This is Waluigi's turn to Win! Under da Sea."
** And guess what happens…
* A pre-placed warp pipe space takes Tim off of start before he even starts rolling.
* The second star spawns on the space Emile was on.
** The fourth one spawns '''exactly one space in front of Tim.'''
* Kamek giving Jon and Emile, the only 2 players to have an orb at the time, the same exact orbs they originally had before the switch.
* Jon finally "wins" ''Vicious Vending''; his prize was one coin.
* Jon lands on a DK Space and plays a game of DK Roulette. DK rolls a 6, Jon rolls a 3, giving him nothing.
-->'''Jon:''' "Why is he angry?!"\\
'''Emile:''' "He wanted to give you a present, but you wouldn't let him."\\
'''Jon:''' "Why didn't he just give me the star then?!"\\
'''Emile:''' "The monkey is benevolent in mysterious ways."
* Wario lands on a Bowser Space and starts a Bowser Mini-Game, and Bowser declares that the losers must give up their capsules… but Tim is the only one who has capsules at the time. (He loses.)
* Near the end of part 3, when Emile thought he won a mini-game only to get fourth place:
-->'''Emile:''' "The sun was higher on mine, so I thought that meant I was higher than you."\\
'''Jon:''' "No, it has to be lower."\\
'''Emile:''' "Oh, right."\\
'''Jon:''' "Emile, you're going into space!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Well, I don't read books."\\
'''Jon:''' "Wha— What does that have to do with ''anything''!?"
* With the start of the last 5 turns, Bowser declares that there will be 5 stars on the board at the same time. Cue BigWhat from Jon.
** Seriously. Jon's high-pitched outrage and complete bafflement is amazing.
--->'''Jon:''' "I'm sorry, what?!" ''[voice higher-pitched in confusion]'' "What?!" ''[strained laugher]'' "W-W-W-WHAT?! What the fuck?! Why would that be in this game?!"\\
'''Jon:''' "5 at a time?! Like… what?! That's nuts! That's INSANE!"
* When he was about to lose Mario Can Can, Emile, who rarely swears, says "Wario [[PrecisionFStrike fucked]] up".
* Emile revealing that he owns a copy of ''Film/TheRoom'', and Jon's reaction to it.
* Guess who wins the game with '''10''' stars! Spoiler Alert: It's Jon.
-->'''Emile:''' "[[BrickJoke In your words]], [[IronicEcho fuck this game]]."

!!Future Dream
* Tim comments on a black mark in Waluigi's portrait (in his teeth), and Jon runs away with it:
-->'''Jon:''' ''[as Waluigi]'' "Look, I'm sorry. I just thought the shells were made of candy. No one told me this in advance."
* All three guys and the AI take the teleporter to the left section of the board, [[FailedASpotCheck going in the opposite direction of the first star]].
* When all three Guys are on a team for Quilt For Speed (a game based around stopping a roulette at the right time to move a mech, on which [[ArtificialStupidity the computer has a severe tendency to waste time picking pointless moves]]), Emile remarks 'We'll win because we're humans'. They lose, and in fact spend more time faffing around stuck behind obstacles than any previous team that had the computer on did.
* When Jon finally manages to get off the wrong island he went to, Tim (who was still on the island) lands on a pre-placed Warp Pipe space and takes Jon right back to the island again. On Jon's turn, which immediately follows, he rolls a 9, gets off the island again, lands on a Happening Space — which is a rocket, that takes him back to the same island again, even further behind.
--->'''Jon''': Destination reached, even ''farther'' back than I was a minute ago.
* Near the end of the first part when the guys play Panic Pinball, the guys breakout into a mishmash of commentary. After that…
-->'''Emile:''' "Someone should try to animate that."\\
'''Jon:''' "Have fun, [[LetsPlay/TomFawkes Tom]]!"
** What makes this even more funny is that this video was uploaded one day before Sunday, which is when Tom usually streamed himself animating in Source Filmmaker at the time.
-->'''Tom Fawkes (in the comments):''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, boy.]]
** He did eventually do it. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvqJNRM7IT4 Here's the result]]. The funniest part is Tom showing up at the end, getting out a bottle of Vodka as if to say "It's going to be a long night". That scene even made the official Top 10, for that round of Panic Pinball made it as number 3.
* When the guys get Twist 'n' Out, Emile and Tim start singing a parody of [[Music/TheBeatles Twist and Shout]].
* Discussing Toad's role in [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros the original]] ''Mario'' game.
-->'''Emile:''' "You can only go up when all you do is say the princess is in another castle and piss everyone off."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[in a posh voice]'' "I'm sorry Mario, but the princess is not here. However, I will sing a song for you, will that make it better. Mario, where are you going? Don't leave me here. Mario!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''(in his Toad voice)'' "Twist and Shout."
* When playing Mathletes:
-->'''Emile:''' "I like how they thought this mini-game was good enough to be televised."\\
'''Jon:''' "Well, I mean it's on Goomba TV, so that's why."
* [[ThrowTheDogABone The star space appears just in front of Jon]], [[YankTheDogsChain only for a poorly-timed Bowser Shuffle to move him far away from it]].
** And it later appears right on top of him.
* After Tim loses a Duel game against Jon for 2 stars, when Yoshi loses a star and Waluigi gains one, Waluigi's laughter can barely be heard. The gang immediately pick it up.
* Jon being unable to leave the left area of the board, as the rockets keep taking him right back to it whenever he gets to the middle section.
** At the very least, it earned him the Happening Star, as well as the board.
** The worst part for Jon is that the one time Emile got it, the rocket put him ''in front of the star''.
--->'''Jon:''' "OF COURSE! IT WORKS FOR YOU!"\\
'''Emile:''' "And I'm in front of the Star!"
* This line, taken out of context:
--> '''Jon:''' "Daisy's sucking down on that pipe really well."

!!Sweet Dream
* For the third time in four boards, Jon opens with a song about Waluigi winning. This time, it's to the tune of "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These)" by Eurythmics.
* From Part 2, when Jon uses his Golden Mushroom:
-->'''Jon:''' "As it stands, I'm probably going to get a 1, 1, 3."\\
'''Tim:''' "Case in point. Watch this."\\
'''Emile:''' "Let's see."\\
''[Jon rolls a 1 on his first dice block.]''\\
'''Jon:''' "[[IWasJustJoking I was JOKING!]] I-" ''[rolls a 9 on his second dice block]'' "-thank goodness."
* Also from part 2. In case you were wondering if TheComputerIsACheatingBastard still applies, Boo throws his coin block down instead of using it for a five coin net gain. Just when the others are wondering what he's doing, he ''rolls a 10 and lands on it''. There's subtly implying the AI knows what's going to happen, and then there's just rubbing it in.
* In Part 3, Emile mentions that he shaves his legs. Jon and Tim proceed to look at Emile's legs off-camera noticing it for the first time. Jon remarks that they normally record in their nightwear; Emile's been wearing shorts this time around.
-->'''Jon:''' "Wait what? Wait, holy shit, he does. Dude, look."\\
'''Tim:''' "Oh nice. How about that."
** The kicker? Daisy's up-skirt shot when winning Ground Pound Down is what started it all in the first place (and she's angled so her high heels are clearly visible).
* After winning a duel with Boo and getting 50 coins (putting him in the lead for the Coin Star), Jon decides to hold off on using his Chain Chomp even though he can afford both a coin and star steal… and then lands on a Mr. Blizzard space, losing the Chomp immediately. For extra hilarity, the guys were actually ''[[{{Foreshadowing}} talking about]]'' things like this happening to players who were stingy with good capsules earlier in the episode.
** Even better, '''''[[HoistByTheirOwnPetard Jon]]''' [[HoistByTheirOwnPetard was the one who put that Mr. Blizzard capsule there]]''.
* In Part 4, when the guys play Fight Cards, Emile makes these comments:
-->'''Emile:''' "I'm still in it because the controller is vibrating on my crotch."\\
'''Jon:''' "Glad you added that."\\
''[Emile is promptly knocked out]''\\
'''Jon:''' "You're out now, by the way."\\
'''Emile:''' "That's what Daisy gets for using a vibrator."\\
'''Jon:''' "Wow."\\
'''Emile:''' "Did I really say that? Why did I even say that?"
* At one point, the star is on a path that switches which way it sends the player and Tim is just about to cross it. Then Jon uses the Klepto capsule to take him to Tim's space and cross the bridge first, but forgets one thing. The path is going the wrong way, so all he does is give Tim the chance to get the star.
* The special event for the final five turns? All red spaces become Bowser spaces. This means that two consecutive players at one point get two consecutive Bowser spaces.
* Emile decides that he doesn't like how easy it would be for both Jon and the computer to get the Star in its current position, and uses the Tweester to move it away. It moves about eight spaces — to the one Jon is on currently. ''Again''.

!!Bowser Nightmare
* Right at the start, Emile reveals that none of the Guys have ever played this board before, resulting in many of the great reactions below.
* When Jon lands on the first happening space, it involves Bowser going for a walk and turning all blue spaces he passes into red spaces. While the change is temporary, the guys imagine what would happen if they got the last 5 turns event that turns all red spaces into Bowser spaces while the spaces were red.
* Emile reveals that despite getting a lot of repeat mini-games, they played nearly every 4 player, 2-on-2, and 1-on-3 minigame.
* Koopa Kid throwing a crazy curve ball to place a capsule.
* When the guys play Panic Pinball during Part 2, Jon and Tim proceed to repeatedly get multiball, causing them to completely demolish the previous record.
-->'''Jon:''' "Multiball again!"
* Jon ends up in the "spin space"[[labelnote:*]]A circular path of six red spaces and two Happening Spaces; you get out by landing on either Happening Space[[/labelnote]] with Tim and Koopa Kid and decides to be a dick by a placing a bank space there… only for both of his opponents to get out before his next turn.
* When Emile needs to roll a 10 to get a star, this exchange happens.
-->'''Emile:''' "Give me a TEN!!!"\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''Jon:''' "[[Franchise/StreetFighter HADOKEN!]]"\\
'''Emile:''' "Hado[[{{Pun}} ten]]."\\
'''Tim:''' "[[Creator/{{Egoraptor}} HOW BOUT SOME POUND CAKE?]]"
* Emile unleashing a ridiculously loud scream, [[NoIndoorVoice even by his standards]], after winning a duel game. Apparently it "looks like a solid rectangle" in editing.
-->'''Emile:''' "[[BigYes YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "Jesus, Emile! It's not that big a deal!"

!!Extra
* What's the first mini-game they get in the first bonus mode they play in the Extras area? [[OnceASeason Coney Island]].
** Emile, after losing all of the first eight times (Jon and Tim alternating who wins throughout, winning four apiece), ''finally'' wins it.

!!Minigame Circuit
* The Guys have to play Curvy Curbs [[ForegoneConclusion against the AI]]. They wisely choose not to bet anything on it; Peach immediately plays her gold mushroom. Naturally, she wins.

!!Super Duel
* While building their vehicles, Emile names his vehicle "[[CatchPhrase Latrain]]", Tim names his the "Boshi", and Jon calls his vehicle "[[VideoGame/{{Vectorman}} CALLACAB]]".
* During the tournament mode of the Super Duel mode, Jon has a pretty slow vehicle that doesn't let him turn to get some of his opponents. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whk9S6tl2_M&feature=youtu.be&t=4m50s One round in particular, though]], has Jon and the AI loop circles around each other until the timer runs out. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Meanwhile]], Tim is scatting to Yakety Sax.

!!Bonus Games
* Daisy (Emile) and Waluigi (Jon) team up in volleyball, and their team name is [[HoYay "Awkward Date"]].
** And then they switch up and Waluigi and Yoshi's (Tim) team name is "Unhappy Dino".
* Waluigi (Jon) and Toad (AI) team up in Ice Hockey and their team name is "[[BigGuyLittleGuy Tall 'n' Small]]".
* When they play Ice Hockey, both teams end up getting in a draw both times, with a score that matches the number of minutes they played: 1-1 for 1 minute and 3-3 for 3 minutes.

!!Card Party
* Emile and Tim reading the mode instructions as though they're doing slam poetry, finger snapping and all.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[when Emile finishes reading]'' "I have no idea what we're about to be doing."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mario Party 6]]
!!Towering Treetop
* Emile performs a well-written intro to the game. Immediately after he finishes, Jon deadpans, "He had that written on his phone," much to Emile's hammy indignation.
* At the end of the first episode, Jon is 11 spaces away from the next star. Jon is confident that he'll get it with his Super 'Shroom Orb, which lets him roll three ten-sided dice. Emile disagrees:
-->'''Jon:''' "I have a golden mushroom."\\
'''Emile:''' "I know, but you're you, you have terrible luck."
** And when Jon rolls… he gets a total of 10. He still gets the star the next turn, but…
* Tim has a bit of a CloudCuckoolander moment:
-->'''Tim:''' "There should be a real Fluff Airlines… all the planes would be made of cotton…"
* Jon's 'scientific method' for Same Is Lame — press buttons continually until the time runs out.
** After the third attempt, Emile ends up copying Jon's 'scientific method'.
** Tim, meanwhile, has his own strategy — [[PoorPredictableRock choose 'B' every single time.]]
* Jon keeps accidentally calling the Flutter orb a Wiggler…
-->'''Jon:''' "I keep saying "Wiggler" out of habit, sorry."\\
'''Emile:''' "Are you saying Wiggler because you're "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Flutter]]''[[PungeonMaster -Shy]]''"?"\\
'''Jon:''' "Really? Says superfan number one?"
** Followed by…
--->'''Emile:''' "I haven't watched that show in a very long time."\\
'''Jon:''' "I know, that's why I didn't get you anything My Little Pony-related for Christmas."
** Implying that ''Jon has gotten Emile My Little Pony-related things for Christmas before''.
* Jon and Emile end up finding their character's (Waluigi and Daisy) taunts, and are so amused by them they spam them for about half a minute. Jon in particular, who remarks that Waluigi's taunt is one of his favorites.

!!E. Gadd's Garage (Take 1)
* After Emile's explanation for the board, Jon mashes his taunt button.
* Luigi's wasting of the Metal Mushroom. The first time, he has one coin, finds two in the orb… and lands on a red space without passing any traps. The second time, there's actually a trap in front of him, but he doesn't roll high enough to reach it.
* Chance Time. Tim lands on Chance Time, and gets Emile to give him two stars… Only Emile doesn't have any stars, causing absolutely nothing to happen.
-->'''Tim:''' "Can I get an I.O.U.?"
* Jon sets off another Chance Time, in which Luigi and Emile have to swap coins. This works out vastly in Luigi's favour, and allows him to buy the star. This leads to the joke that Luigi is spending all of Daisy's money just because they're maybe-sort of-possibly in a relationship.
-->'''Emile:''' "Hope you enjoy that star you bought with ''my pay cheque'', Luigi."
** And then, of course, the next star appears on the same space as Emile, causing him to scream so loud he peaks the mic.
* Tim gets the next star… and Jon hits the taunt button.
-->'''Waluigi:''' "You're lousy!"
** And he comments that nobody in the room heard it so only the viewers will know what just happened. Emile is confused and asks if he farted or something.
** It happens again when Tim gets another star. This time, everyone notices.
* Many Flutter orbs are being used, which teleport you directly to the star. Tim has one and is considering whether or not to use it...
-->'''Jon:''' "How big of a dick do you want to be, Tim?"\\
'''Tim:''' "…6 inches." ''[uses the Flutter orb]''
** And then the next star appears in front of Jon.
--->'''Emile:''' "Oh come on! ...That was a lot more than 6 inches." ''[cue immature giggling]''\\
'''Jon:''' ''[singing to the tune of [[WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas "You're a Mean One, Mr Grinch"]]]'' "You're a weird one, Mister Emile… you don't know how to talk about dicks!"\\
'''Tim:''' "You could take one up the butt but who knows how long it would be-" ''[cuts himself off]'' "I don't know what I'm..."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[laughs]'' "Mister D-iiiiick!"\\
'''Tim:''' "The three words that would best describe you are, and I quote: shling, shlang, shlong!" ''[Jon starts screaming because of what happens in the next entry]'' "What? Wow."
* A Star appears only two spaces in front of Jon, practically guaranteeing he'll get it, only for him to roll a ''1''. The episode ends there.
* In Part 5, when Jon and Tim duel in "T Minus Five," Emile mentions how the first round is designed to give players a feel for the rhythm needed to ground-pound… unfortunately, video errors made it ''incredibly'' choppy by the time this minigame comes up, and he points out the irony of this in editing.
* The end results of this board were both this and a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. On the last turn, Jon got one last Action space and won the last minigame, unexpectedly, this caused Jon to swipe both the Mini-Game and Action stars on a tie with Emile, making Jon the overall winner of the board on the last second. The reactions of all three about this development were priceless, with everyone either SuddenlyShouting or [[BigWhat astounding surprise]]. Not bad for Jon, who was having a stroke of bad luck, isn't it? Their reactions easily make up for the last few turns being plagued by corrupted footage, which is why they kept it in.

!!Faire Square
* [[https://youtu.be/pDCX3BaEe-U?t=15m7s The ending of this game of Lift Leapers]], complete with a slow-motion replay afterwards.
* In Part 2, Jon manages to win a game of Word Herd[[labelnote:*]]Using the mic, 1 player has to move a herd of Goombas around without letting them all be knocked out by the other three[[/labelnote]] with only ''one Goomba'' remaining.
* In Part 3, Emile is 3 spaces behind Tim and Wario, and [[HopeSpot can steal coins from both of them with a Bullet Bill.]] [[YanktheDogsChain Then he gets a 1, rendering the Bullet Bill wasted]].
** Then later, he gets another Bullet Bill and ends up being one space behind Tim. With no way to miss, Emile uses the Bullet Bill… and rolls ''another'' 1. (On the plus side, rolling the 1 [[ThrowTheDogABone meant he got DK]].)
* Tim and Emile both land on the DK space in the same turn and get the exact same minigame.
* Jon goes to buy two stars at the center of the board, until he hits a Zap Orb Trap[[labelnote:*]]which forces the person who passes the trap to lose 5 coins for each space traveled[[/labelnote]]. During the star get animation, Jon is still encased with electricity, and it continued until he lost all of his coins.
* Jon 'successfully' rolls five consecutive 1s, including three from a Golden Mushroom.
-->'''Jon:''' "[[SarcasmMode Guess who's got the best rolling luck?]]"
* Wario gets an incredibly good Golden Mushroom roll with the opportunity to reach the central loop & buy 5 stars, [[ArtificialStupidity but chooses to go the other direction]]. The Guys assume he just wants to gamble a star first and will take the other entrance to the loop later in his roll. Instead, Wario bypasses the center once again, and he even fails the gambling minigame. Rather than gaining 5 stars, he lost 1.
-->'''Emile:''' "I don't even know what Wario is anymore."\\
'''Jon:''' "He's not playing the game is what he's doing."
** And that's not the only moment of Wario's stupidity. At one point he uses a Bullet Bill Orb when no one is near him. Like Emile, he rolls a 1.
* Another Wario moment at the start of Part 4: during a game of "Catch You Letter", a love letter falls near Wario, and he starts running in circles around it before picking it up. Jon immediately surmises that the love letter was ''from'' Wario, and he didn't want anyone else to read it.
-->'''Jon:''' ''(as Wario)'' "Dear money, I love you so much. Will you please marry me? Please, in large currencies only."

!!Snowflake Lake
* Boo's ArtificialStupidity on the first turn: after a DK minigame nets him a total of 22 coins, he rolls a 10, meaning that he can easily get a Chain Chomp to potentially steal a star from both Tim and Jon. Instead, he goes toward the center, so the guys assume he's trying to get DK like Emile did. Instead, Boo ''chooses to go to a red space''.
-->'''Jon:''' "You ''did'' set the A.I. to Hard, right?"
** Boo's luck doesn't improve in part 2: all 3 guys steal a star from him, he rolls a 1 ([[FiveSecondForeshadowing after Jon predicted he would]]) to land on ''another'' red space, and lands on Jon's Piranha Plant, losing half his coins.
* After playing Snow Whirled (the spinning-around-on-a-snowboard game), Emile wonders why someone really desperate for a world record "didn't just jump out of an airplane and spin around until they died".
-->'''Jon:''' "…Because they wanna ''live''."\\
'''Emile:''' "I'm sure somebody out there would die for a world record."\\
'''Jon:''' "...They probably ''shouldn't''!"\\
'''Emile:''' "I mean, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I know you have to land it though, but the rules don't say you have to live when you land it!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "They probably do, actually."\\
'''Emile:''' "…Oh."
* In what is quickly becoming a RunningGag, Jon misses stealing a star from both Tim and Emile (who were both stopped on the same space) by ''one space''. Emile and Jon both take the chance to [[LampshadeHanging Lampshade]] the fact that Jon is winning, despite his horrible luck.
-->'''Jon''': This is so annoying! It's always by one, every time!\\
'''Emile:''' Real talk, OK, I was—I was complaining about bad luck in Faire Square, but...\\
''(Jon lands exactly one space behind Tim and Emile, on a red space to boot)''\\
'''Tim:''' Look at that. Aw, my God, I'd be so mad.\\
'''Emile:''' But...I wanna know how it is you're winning, 'cause…\\
'''Jon:''' I DON'T KNOW! IT'S SO FRUSTRATING! 'Cause usually it makes a bit of sense, but it doesn't this time!\\
'''Emile:''' Yeah, 'cause, I see your turns playing out, I see the-the frustration in your eyes, and, like, it doesn't add up, like, how does every turn being shit for you add up to a win? It's just, like...somehow you're finagling it, but I don't know how...
* Near the end of part 2, all three of the Guys land on the Miracle Space (i.e. Chance Time) on the ''exact same turn''.
** The results of each Chance Time are hilarious as well:
*** Jon makes Emile [[ThrowTheDogABone give two stars to Tim]].
*** Emile makes Jon swap his 5 Stars for Boo's 2, shoving Jon into third.
*** And Tim forces Emile to give 20 Coins to Jon.
** The kicker? All 3 landed on the ''exact same Miracle Space for all 3 Chance Times''.
*** Emile then hits ''that very same space'' later on.
* At the end of part 3, Jon uses a Super 'Shroom Orb... and rolls triple 6's, causing the others to crack up.
-->'''Jon''': "Yeah, I think I used up all my good luck rolls. My demon rolls, on the other hand, are apparently in abundance."
* Emile goes into the middle of the board just so he can avoid a space with a Boo trap so he can make a pun.
-->'''Emile''': "I don't want to get Boo-by trapped."\\
'''Jon''': "You only went that way to make that pun didn't you?"\\
'''Emile''': "...Yes."
* Jon uses a Metal Mushroom to pass through Boo's traps,[[labelnote:*]]which for the last 5 turns, 5 orbs that have the last place person's face have been placed on the board, only you don't know what they are until you hit them,[[/labelnote]] and passes Whomp, saying that Whomp is afraid of Waluigi's metal state. This leads Emile to say this gem:
-->'''Emile''': "It's the [[JustForPun Wah]]-[[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay 1000]]."
** Complete with Jon's ''glorious'' cover of the [[Franchise/TheTerminator Terminator]] theme, Waluigi style.
* The last two turns are a long running series of [[HopeSpot Hope Spots]] for Jon. First he gets into a duel with the AI and wins, putting him in a good place to win. At which point Emile activates Chance Time and causes Tim to get a star which gives him a chance at winning. His next attempt is to sweep the Bonus Stars by using a Sluggish Shroom to get a Happening Space but misses the timing and fails; the major bright spot is that it did not matter in the end. He had thought the gap between him and the Action Star's leader was 1 when it was actually 2.
** Tim screaming during the Chance Time was also pretty funny, since he's usually the calm one.
** The duel is luck based; considering Jon's track record with them he was not amused, especially when he learned the game automatically picked a winner to avoid a draw.
--->'''Emile:''' "Luck-based!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Aw, for [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK'S]] SAKE! ''COME OOOOOOOON!''"

!!Castaway Bay
* A conversation between Jon and Emile regarding the Action Space event of switching the boats around has a sequence worded in such a way that makes it sound like Daisy owns a pair of ballet heels.
** Emile (Daisy) hit such an Action Space his very first turn, Jon commenting how Daisy was able to kick the switch to cause the boat swap ''while wearing her dress and heels'' kicking the conversation in question off. A similar conversation about Daisy wearing high heels comes up during Windmillville.
* For the first time in the series, Jon wins the Fruit Talktail minigame... by saying random syllables.
--->'''Jon:''' "Guess who found a gimmick!"
* Emile and Jon have a brief discussion about ''VideoGame/SonicForces'', which dates the video to before much was known about the game.
* Emile FINALLY manages to [[ThrowTheDogABone make some headway on the board...]] and then [[YankTheDogsChain lands on Toad's Klepto space, sending him back to start.]]
* Near the end of Part 4, Jon is faced with a [[MortonsFork decision between two Action spaces that will ultimately screw him over by switching the boats (DK was currently in port).]] He decides to go to the right for extra insurance. On the next turn, Tim is faced at a fork that will lead him to either a blue space upward or another Action space rightward that will switch the boats. [[EpicFail He takes the right lane]], which [[ThrowTheDogABone ultimately gives Jon a chance at getting DK]]. Jon then rolls a 4, landing on the Action space at the bottom of the island. Not wanting to take any chances at losing his space (and, by extension, his first star), he declines the offer. Unfortunately, this results in the event [[MortonsFork changing everyone's position regardless]], causing [[YankTheDogsChain Jon to swap his place for Emile]] and give ''him'' the star from DK.

!!Clockwork Castle
* Toadette catches DK five times in a single daytime cycle. However, she cannot afford a star everytime she encounters DK.
* The end of Part 4; Before Emile can finish describing the rules of a new minigame, Sunday Drivers... the [=GameCube=] crashes and goes to the error screen. Not Mario Party 6; the [=GameCube=] itself. The trio's reaction is priceless, especially Tim, who [[ThrowTheDogABone gained a Star out of a Round of Miracles]] just before [[YankTheDogsChain the crash undid that and the rest of the turn]].
-->'''Tim''': "The... the Chance Time wasn't in that turn, was it?"\\
'''Emile''': "Yes it was!"\\
'''Tim''': "'''AAAAAHHHHH!!!'''"
* The very last action of part 5 is Emile rolling to leave the start spot his last turn had left him at - and ''immediately'' running into a Thwomp.
-->'''Emile:''' "That is evil and I love it!"
* Especially funny since his last turn in the game he intentionally ran into a Thomp again so he wouldn't get Bowser. ''After'' rolling triple 7s and getting 50 coins.
* The last minigame is Fruit Talktail,with everyone versus Tim. He adapts Jon's "saying-random-syllables" strategy into saying random words without knowing what the game will interpret them as, so we get "Tom Hanks" = "strawberry", "birb" = "orange" and so on. Culminates by him using his iconic ToiletHumour catchphrases (such as "In the bathroom!" and "Get some more toilet paper!"). He fails to get Jon, though.
** Jon, meanwhile, is constantly trying to explain to Tim how the microphone manages to (mis)interpret noises, only for Tim to continue in the name of fun. Jon is the only participant to survive.

!!Solo Mode
* The opening of Part 1:
-->'''Emile:''' "I can't beat you guys so I'm just going to go play by myself."
* Emile declared the turn order to be him, then Tim, then Jon, calling it alphabetical order. He clarifies that they're going by nicknames when Jon gets confused.
** Jon was right to ask; alphabetical by first name would go Jon before Tim (Emile still first), while alphabetical by last name would go Tim (B) before Emile (R) (Jon (W) still last).
* The Guys play as Peach with Koopa Kid acting as helper since they have not been used in the main game. Emile notes the amusement of using Mini Bowser since the opponents in Solo Mode are multi-coloured Koopa Kids.
-->'''Jon:''' "We've got the real Koopa Kid."\\
'''Emile:''' "He put food colouring in the cloning machine so he could tell them apart."
** And then Emile tells a story about how he knew two twin girls when he was a kid, and he noticed one was chubbier than the other, so he thought their parents fed one more than the other to tell them apart. [[InnocentlyInsensitive Both girls apparently had crushes on him until that moment.]]
* Emile only gets 2 coins in the board he plays because of repeatedly losing Duel minigames.
* The opening to the board Jon plays.
-->'''Emile:''' "And now, Jon will set a world record in this mode as he rolls a one 31 times in a row."
** And his first two rolls are both 2s.
--->'''Jon:''' "You may not have been kidding about rolling 1s all the time."
** One of those first two mini-games is Pokey Punch-Out.
--->'''Jon''': "Okay, fightin' time. Let's see how i do in [[CombatStilettos heels]]." [[note]]Peach doesn't have an outfit change in this game, forcing her to wear her dress and heels for mini-games where they would otherwise be impractical [[/note]]
* Jon activates a Happening Space that sends him back to start; Emile notes a little later that someone might skip ahead and think it took Jon a long time to reach a relatively early part of the board, especially in light of his above comment.

!!Mic Mode
* In the "Speak Up" minigame:
** The intro:
-->'''Emile:''' "Today, we're gonna be [[ItMakesSenseInContext shouting at a tampon]] in Mic Mode!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Wow, ''that'' was the intro you had ready?"
** Because of the ridiculously long [[VideoGameTutorial tutorial sequence]] and the character introduction,[[labelnote:*]]which is supposed to be a Mic warm-up, so that the player would study the character and learn what to say for that character,[[/labelnote]] it took the Guys ''seven minutes'' to even start playing the game.
** Some of the challenges get unreasonably hard, with the Picture Quiz in particular keeping the characters far enough away to make them impossible to see, pixelating the view, or putting cardboard face cuts in front of the character to disguise them. [[ItMakesSenseInContext The Guys are especially upset that Toad got away with disguising himself as a potato.]]
** The quality of the [=GameCube=] Microphone (or lack thereof):
--->'''Jon:''' "Mario."\\
'''Twila:''' "Sorry, but I didn't quite catch that."\\
'''Jon:''' "'''Mario.'''"\\
'''Game:''' "Did you say '''Mario'''? Please say '''Yes''' or '''No''' into the Mic."\\
'''Jon:''' "'''''Yes.''''' [...] [[SarcasmMode Microphones are good!]]"
* In the "Star Sprint" minigame:
** The mic recognition gets [[SarcasmMode even better]], since the player has to repeatedly give directions into the mic to a character running along a track (such as 'run', 'move up' and 'jump') - where even when it is registered, the delay is just enough to screw the Guys over a few times.
** Giving directions to supporting characters (to help you clear obstacles) is even better, because they require things like commanding each punch they give to knock a gate down. This leads to scenes like Tim trying to tell the supporting characters to push a log up a hill - and the game completely refusing to register when he's saying -, Jon getting stuck trying to get his supporters to raise their pumps 'up' and Emile being directed to tell his characters to 'hurry!', but because he wasn't expecting it he failed to and the game cheerfully informed him 'Sorry, you couldn't help!'
--->'''Brighton:''' "[[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper You've gotta say every]] [[RunningGag word slowly and clearly!]]"
* In the "Verbal Assault" minigame:
** On Emile's turn he starts chatting into the microphone, causing random attacks to happen.
** Jon takes this even further by starting out reading a movie script. Emile guesses he's going with ''WesternAnimation/BeeMovie'', then Jon explains that the recording was corrupted and he's now using a different script, as the script he's actually using is that of ''Film/DieHard''.
*** And for whatever reason, the only attack this script activated was Gears.[[labelnote:*]]This is because Gears is not actually an attack; it is an animation to show the mic does not understand what is being said.[[/labelnote]]
** Jon keeps trying to use "flame" or "flamethrower" for the "fire" command. "Flamethrower" in particular consistently unleashed the laser attack instead, which Emile catches on to.
** Immediately before Jon's ship is downed, he manages to release some Goombas rolling towards Emile's position. Tim expects it to be a KaizoTrap, [[AntiClimax but the Goombas fail to reach Emile's mecha to verify it]].
--->'''Tim:''' "But you're frozen in place, and..."
* Once they finish Mic Mode, Jon once again remarks on how much the mic sucks. Then:
-->'''Emile:''' "Tampons suck, never use them again."\\
'''Tim:''' "Uh..."\\
'''Emile:''' "For this purpose!"

!!Mini-Game Mode
* During Treetop Bingo, the group plays Pokey Punch-out. About halfway through the mini-game, the AI-controlled Luigi [[ArtificialStupidity stops for a few seconds and repeatedly stomps on the ground.]] Jon draws attention to it, and he and Emile crack up. The sequence then gets replayed in slow motion, complete with slowed-down reactions.
* Also during Treetop Bingo, they play Granite Getaway, which up to this point has always ended with everybody surviving. All three of them somehow manage to lose, letting the AI take the win.
* During Endurance Alley, Mass Meteor shows up. Since the AI is automatically set to Easy or Normal in the early stages of the mode, it performs even worse than in Party Mode (which, given its surprisingly poor performance on Hard difficulty, is saying a lot); it hits eight meteors over the course of the game and seems to go out of the way to hit them.
* Since Endurance Alley is a single player mode that can take a few hours, Jon at one point suggests he and Tim leave Emile to finish on his own.
* During Mini-Game Tour, the Guys play Tally Me Banana[[labelnote:*]]where you bounce on barrels to get as many bananas as you can without falling in the water[[/labelnote]](since they hadn't gotten it in the boards). Emile and Tim fall into the water pretty quickly, leaving Jon and Luigi. Near the end of the mini-game, Luigi ''[[ArtificialStupidity walks away from the remaining barrels that were right in front of him]]'' ''[[EpicFail and walks into the water himself.]]''

!!Brutal Faire Square
* They all fully expect to lose on this board since the computer apparently cheats like crazy in brutal mode. Koopa Kid finishes the game with ''two stars'', meaning he didn't even come close. Jon, the winner, ended up with ''10 times that many''.
* Emile complains about Jon/Waluigi having the best taunt.
* When Jon and Emile point out they are all in sync at the beginning of a Lift Leapers game, Tim and Jon start singing [[Music/NSync "Tearin' Up My Heart"]].
* Tim starts beatboxing. Emile asks what song it is. Tim and Jon have to explain to him that it's actually two songs - "Under Pressure" and "Ice Ice Baby".
* They get Clean Team, and someone makes a joke about clean boys, which leads to Jon saying [[HoYay "boys that like]] [[ThatCameOutWrong to clean other boys"]].
** During the game, Koopa Kid runs up the ladder ''away'' from the last window he needs to clean.
--->'''Jon''': "[[AbsurdPhobia I'm scared of clean! Aaaah, soap bubbles!]]"
* During an intense battle mini game where it looks like they will all tie, Emile ends up getting knocked off the raft right before the finish.
* Saying Yoshi's taunt sounds like a turkey.
-->'''Jon''': "Damn turkeys playing our Mario Parties."
* As they go into their third battle minigame for the episode (2), "Stamp By Me"...
-->'''Jon''': "Is it gonna be the fast one again or is it gonna be the one we're used to?"\\
'''Tim''': "Let us find out...next time! No I'm just kidding."\\
''[episode ends]''
* During a match of Burnstile, Jon has Koopa Kid as his partner. Koopa Kid spends the whole match shoving Jon around, and getting in his way, causing him to get knocked out.
-->'''Emile:''' He's like "Bitch, I got this".\\
''Koopa Kid gets knocked out a second later''\\
'''Jon:''' [[SarcasmMode He sure does!]] That stupid idiot...
* Tim throws a Zap Orb (lose 5 coins for every space you move past it) right in front of Koopa Kid.
-->'''Jon''': "...You're a dick."\\
'''Tim''': "He's got a hundred coins."\\
'''Jon''': "Ah, okay. You're a respectable dick."
* Emile is in fourth, so he gets to spin the wheel and gets 40 coins out of it.
-->'''Emile''': "...And now to have it all stolen from me by [[TheAce Jon]] within one turn."\\
'''Jon''': "I have no items!"\\
'''Emile''': "You'll find a way!"
* The last minigame the guys play is Pixel Perfect. Immediately after Tim and Jon easily solve the first puzzle, Emile ground pounds on Koopa Kid and [[GoodBadBugs stays airborne while still jumping on him for ''10 seconds''.]]
* They play the luck based flower board event three times. Jon wins all 3 times and he was forced to choose the same pedestal every time. He even states it wouldn't be the same pedestal in a row.

!!E. Gadd's Garage (Rematch)
* Near the end of the first video, Emile tells a story about how when he was a kid, he would keep [[GrammarNazi correcting people's grammar]]. After awhile, his classmates got so tired of him telling them that "ain't" wasn't a word, they told Emile that [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton the president]] had just signed the word to be real and he never corrected them again.
* In the second episode, Jon gets a Flutter Orb, and decides to use it the very next turn. Beforehand, Emile had a choice to either go to the center of the board, or go to the path that leads back to the start of the board. To avoid a Bowser space, Emile chose to go the center, while Jon gets the star with the Flutter Orb. [[https://youtu.be/lp3aK7ORRQc?t=1045 Guess where the next star decides to go.]]
* In part three, Jon ends up being the one person in the mic Minigame Fruit Talktail and uses his tried and true method of talking random gibberish to get both Emile and Tim out, but that's not the funny part. The funny part is when he goes into a rant about mic minigames in general and how the brutal AI is going to win with random fruits mixed in. He wins with six seconds remaining. By Peach ''jumping over'' a safe tile.
-->'''Jon:''' Now for the fun part, but since it's only the AI: '''Orange.'''\\
''(Nothing happens)''\\
'''Jon: Orange.'''\\
''(the mic recognizes his input)''\\
'''Jon:''' I'm glad it works great when I actually say the word, or when I just say random nonsense. The game's perfectly fine, but if I'm just saying damn nonsense the entire time '''Melon''', and then it seems to be perfectly fine and they don't even have to worry about anything! But of course, when the damn game just does not work correctly with this stupid microphone that doesn't seem to work when you have a '''Strawberry''' in front of you, it just seems to be really be...like, AWFUL. And, it's just, there's nothing really good about this at all though, the whole minigame's pretty awful with this '''Apple''' that you have to really deal with the entire time-- '''Apple.''' I'm gonna lose to the AI and this is the worst feeling right now. This is just like the '''Banana''' I had to deal with the other day, and it was just a really bad--\\
''(Peach falls while Emile screams)''\\
'''Jon:''' Thank you.

* Near the end of Part 4, Peach uses a Super 'Shroom Orb to get close to the star and rolls a 24. Jon's [[ChekhovsGun Zap Orb trap from much earlier]] comes into play and makes her lose all of her coins.
-->'''Jon:''' That was a Waluigi-branded trap, thank you very much! We put the "Wah" in "Wah-I'm-going-to-the-hospital"!
** She then lands on the same space as Emile and gets into a duel with him (and because of Jon's Zap Orb trap, she's forced to bet a star). Emile handily wins the duel, putting him in possible running to win the game. Jon's mass OhCrap is simply priceless.
** The worst part, the duel was Mass Meteor; even on ''Brutal'' difficulty, Peach still lost.
*** Basically, if Mass Meteor is player vs AI, it's guaranteed that the player will win.
** Immediately after that turn of events, Peach inserts all of her orbs (one of which was a Flutter) in E. Gadd's Orb Morpher [[ThrowTheDogABone and wins 100 coins, giving her a 39-coin profit.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mario Party 7]]
!!!Party Mode
!!Grand Canal
* Before the guys start playing the boards, [[EndOfAnAge Emile bids farewell to Daisy]].
-->'''Emile:''' ''[to Daisy]'' "You and me need to talk."\\
'''Tim:''' "Oh, what are we doing here?"\\
'''Jon:''' "Oh, boy, this is it. Is it gonna be, third ti-, third time's..."\\
'''Emile:''' "I love your eyes. Your hair is flowing and beautiful."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[snickering]'' "You're not helping! You're really not helping!"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[ItsNotYouItsMe It's not you, it's me]], but it's time I've moved on to bigger and better things." '' chooses Toad''\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Jon:]]''' "Ah, yes, bigger and better, also known as the short Toad Mushroom."
** Also before they start playing the board, they notice that Emile's save file is put as "EmileⓍⓍⓍ." Emile points out that this was back when he had a phase where he put Xs at the end cause he thought it was cool. When questioned, he says it was in 2015, Jon quickly saying that he was expecting him to say last week.
* What can only be described as another case of "Chugga's Lost Innocence" when Emile doesn't realize where a person's bosom is.
-->'''Jon:''' "Have you been calling vaginas bosoms!?"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' "Um...maybe?"
* In Part 2, the gang plays the Cardinal Rule minigame for the first time, a 2 vs. 2 game where they all move around a platform of 18 cards, and have to pair up two matching cards before the other team to score points. Jon explains the main issue with the game in that if they play with an AI, the player teamed up with the AI has to deal with ArtificialStupidity, such as it going after the exact same card as the player, and possibly even bumping the player away when they're trying to claim the card. The Mario AI does this again paired up with Tim...but a bit differently:
-->'''Jon:''' "Now last night, this one came up, and I had the AI on my team. And she just stood under me the entire time, and shoved me out of the way of stomping cards! So...good luck Tim."
-->(''The Mario AI pushes Jon out of the way from stomping a card in Round 1'')
-->'''Jon:''' "Good! The AI bumped me! Still! And it's not even on my team!"
-->(''The Mario AI pushes Emile out of the way from stomping a card in Round 2'')
-->'''Emile:''' "Uhlabuah! The AI's bumping me!"
-->'''Jon:''' "Ya, see what I mean? Are you really? REALLY? It worked against me, but for Tim, it's going to be a perfect win? Are you for real? I'M SO SALTY RIGHT NOW!"
* In Part 4 during the 2 vs. 2 minigame Tile and Error, the Mario AI punches Jon, ''[[ArtificialStupidity his own teammate]]'', off of the stage.
-->'''Jon:''' "Mario, you punched me you idiot! He literally punched me off our own team!"\\
'''Jon:''' (one turn later) "Never count out the AI...the team killing ''bastard''!"
* For several turns, the Star is blocked off by a well-placed Tweester trap[[labelnote:*]], which takes a passerby to a random space on the board[[/labelnote]], until Tim decides to finally run into it, giving Emile a chance to nab it, with Jon close behind. To increase his chances, he gets a Triple Shroom Orb[[labelnote:*]], an Orb given exclusively to Toad or Toadette that gives them two dice blocks for three consecutive turns[[/labelnote]]. [[YanktheDogsChain He]] ''[[YanktheDogsChain still]]'' [[YanktheDogsChain doesn't roll enough to get the star]], thus leading to this:
-->'''Emile:''' "You would need a sssshhh..[[LastSecondWordSwap schlumptastic]] roll."\\
'''Jon:''' "[[SureLetsGoWithThat Alright, that's the word we're using today: schlumptastic.]]"\\
'''Tim:''' "Schlumptastic."\\
'''Jon:''' [[TakeThat Take that, YouTube censors!]]\\
'''Emile:''' "Yeah! [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch I'm advertiser-friendly, bitches!]]"
* Tim gets a star, and what else returns from the previous game?
-->'''Waluigi:''' "[[RunningGag You're]] [[CallBack lousy]]!"
* When Jon uses his Flutter orb, this conversation comes up:
-->'''Jon:''' ''[as Flutter]'' "You're really light. Are you just a skeleton? Why can't they all be this light?"\\
'''Emile:''' "That's why he wears a long-sleeved shirt and long pants, so no one would notice."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[as Waluigi]'' "[[DemBones I have no skin, it's just bones]]."
* Emile's only a few spaces away from his first star, so he decides to roll instead of using his Flutter Orb. He ends up getting a ''second'' Flutter Orb ''and'' the star, which Jon and Tim realize [[OhCrap now gives him a chance to gain a come-from-behind victory]].

!!Pagoda Peak
* Jon ends up dueling Peach in [[LuckBasedMission Warp Pipe Dreams]]. Jon's victory is a hilarious [[CurbStompBattle win in four pipes]].
* Jon gets dueled again by Peach, and loses a star to her [[YanktheDogsChain right after getting it for 40 coins mere minutes beforehand]]. The very next turn after, he gets dueled by Peach ''a third time total,'' ''[[ArtificialStupidity with only four coins, after his star was already taken]]''. Jon loses once again, and ends up losing half his coins. Making this even funnier is Jon's casual dialogue throughout, especially with how he predicts that Peach is going to land on the Duel Space.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[casually]'' "Peach is gonna start another duel..."\\
''[Peach uses her Flower Orb and rolls a 2]''\\
'''Jon:''' ''[same tone as before]'' "I said she was starting another duel."\\
''[...]''\\
'''Jon:''' ''[sarcastically]'' "Fight me, Peach! Why the hell not at this point?"\\
''[Peach chooses to duel Jon even though he's nearing fourth place]''\\
''[Emile laughs hysterically]''\\
'''Tim:''' "WHAAAT?!"\\
'''Jon:''' "I was being sarcastic. Why did you pick me? ''Why did you pick me!?!?'' I HAVE FOUR COINS!!!"
** The fact that that these duels put Jon in fourth place by ''one coin''. Between the one coin duel with Wario in ''3'', Emile losing to Mario by one[[note]]actually two since Mario would still technically would've won[[/note]] coin in ''5'', and now this, the AI seems to have an affinity for using a singular coin to try and screw everyone over.
* In Episode 4, [[SpitefulAI Peach duels Waluigi again.]] Despite him being in third place and in no way the optimum target to steal coins or stars from. Apparently, the AI simply hates [[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]] that much.
* In Part 6, the second-to-last minigame (World Piece) is a 2v2, Jon is less than happy about who he's paired up with.
-->'''Jon:''' "Who has the AI? ''GOD DAMNIT!''"
** Emile tries to roast Jon for having different tastes than him.
-->'''Emile:''' "We'll be talking about things we like, and you'll just be like, 'I didn't like [[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey 'Jump Up Super Star;']] it was too referential for my liking!'"\\
'''Jon:''' "That's the thing you're focused on?"\\
'''Emile:''' "And then we'll be talking about ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' and be like, 'You know, I liked Pearl when she was a one-note generic mom character, but then they completely ruined her by giving her a backstory and depth. But ''VideoGame/PaperMarioStickerStar'' and ''VideoGame/Superman64''? Those are AWESOME!'"
** And on the subject of Pearl...
--->'''Emile:''' "You were saying how you liked her better in Season 1 when she was just a mom and--"\\
'''Jon:''' "I LIKED HER WHEN SHE WASN'T PSYCHOTIC!"

!!Pyramid Park
* In Part 3, after Emile, Dry Bones, and Jon win a 1v3 match against Tim, Emile decides to have fun reading the victory screen.
-->'''Emile:''' "Toad Dry Bones Waluigi!"
** This particular victory screen may be why Dry Bones was removed from Mario Party 9, especially if Peach or Daisy were the name to the right; Super Mario Party brought Dry Bones back, and with the added possibility of the third name being Rosalina (who debuted in Mario Party 10).
* Emile is exactly ten spaces away from reaching a Chain Chomp house on his last roll, but due to his normally insane luck on his rolls, everyone is legit expecting him to get the 10 he needs. This results in Emile laughing in delight and Jon plugging his ears, ready for the oncoming scream of delight. After all the build up, Emile rolls a ''1!''
** Making it even better is the fact Emile rolling a 1 on his last roll '''single-handedly caused Jon to lose the entire game'''.[[labelnote:Explanation]]Tim only managed to win the board because the game gave him the Orb and Running Stars, countering Jon earning the Minigame Star (and Jon managing to gain a coin lead over Tim due to the latter losing the final minigame, as described below). When the Runaway Guys check the game results screen, they discover, to their shock, that while Tim walked 89 spaces, Emile walked 88; if Emile wrested the Running Star from Tim, Tim would have lost to Jon.[[/labelnote]]
* In the final minigame for the board, Easy Pickings, the team of Emile, Jon, and the AI barely beat Tim by getting a last-second gem.

!!Neon Heights
* Emile begins the board by singing lyrics from a song and neither Jon or Tim know what he's referencing.[[note]]It's "Neon" from ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' for the curious.[[/note]]
* Bowser Communism[[note]]Landing on a Koopa Kid space and Koopa Kid decides to divide everyone's coins equally.[[/note]] on the first turn...[[ShaggyDogStory when everyone already has the same number of coins]].
* [[BornUnlucky Jon's bad luck]] returns with a vengeance: in total, during the first episode, he lost all his coins to a Bowser minigame, failed a coin-collecting game, got a Bob-Omb from a treasure chest sending him back to start when he would have gotten DK, and [[HopeSpot got 27 coins from a Vacuum Orb]] only for [[YankTheDogsChain Koopa Kid to force a coin swap between him and a near-penniless Emile]].
* In Part 2, Jon throws a Piranha Plant orb just before a crossroads. On his very next turn, Emile replaces Jon's space with his own Piranha Plant orb. Jon swears that the space is going to matter now. In Part 3, Tim lands on Emile's space, much to Jon's annoyance.
* Episode 3 starts with Emile admitting that [[PopCulturalOsmosisFailure he doesn't know]] who [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnegie_Hall Carnegie Hall]] is.[[note]]And yes, that's not a typo. He thought Carnegie Hall was a person.[[/note]]
* The guys' reaction when Boo just ''barely'' manages to win Jump, Man because Donkey Kong slipped off the edge of the finish in Part 4, followed by a slow-motion replay.
* The guys get into a fight over who gets to put their character space right in front of the start. It goes from Jon's Pink Boo, to Emile's Piranha Plant, immediately to Jon's Piranha Plant, then to Emile's Toady.
-->'''Jon:''' (''As Emile is about to replace is Pink Boo space'') "Stop doing that! Seriously? Let me have something on this board! Jesus!"
* By Part 5, Jon's grown tired of the game constantly putting him as the one in the 1 vs. 3 Balloonatic mini-game. Said mini-game is ''extremely'' favored for the team of 3 to win.
-->'''Jon:''' "Am I the fucking Balloonatic again!? Come off it! I wanna shoot the damn cannon!!"
* In a tremendous turn of events, Emile gets ''two'' stars in one roll; one that was a 50% chance between the star and 20 coins, and the other that not only spawned in his path, but was also a 33% chance of either a Bob-omb, a star, or 20 coins (alongside only a 10% chance of rolling a 10). The trio's reactions to this '''really''' sell it:
-->'''Jon:''' "I swear to god. I swear to go-I'M SO DONE!"\\
''[Emile laughs maniacally, cheerfully, and hysterically]''\\
'''Tim:''' "Whoa! Yeah! Yes! Oh my god!"\\
'''Jon:''' "What the hell is this!? What the HELL is this?!"\\
''[Emile and Tim continue laughing]''
** The worst part for Jon, the second one had another chest ''RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!''
* After seeing Peach constantly picking Jon in Pagoda Peak, and seeing a few duels where Boo picks Emile, they theorize that the AI just picks the first option for duels no matter who it is. Near the end of the game, Boo gets to go on a duel. ArtificialStupidity strikes again as the AI just can't resist fighting Jon, even when they think they've figured the AI out.
-->'''Jon:''' "What are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"\\
'''Jon:''' "WHY?!?!.......WHY?!?!"\\

!!Windmillville
* The very fact that they chose Daisy as the AI for this board.
** Even better, they [[DoubleEntendre put her AI]] [[NeverLiveItDown on Hard]].
* For the fifth time, the guys play Fun Run. Jon wouldn't be able to use ThePowerOfRock to his advantage because his throat is dry. Sure enough, he and Tim run into the first Spiny while Emile continues onward to victory. In the meantime, they break out into song.[[note]]For those curious, it's "Take it Easy" by {{Music/Eagles}}.[[/note]]
* On the second turn, Emile uses his Slow Shroom Orb to initiate a duel with Daisy.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[after Emile picks Daisy]'' "Wow, really? Just gonna fight it head-on, huh?"\\
'''Emile:''' "Mm-hmm."\\
'''Jon:''' "[[NeverLiveItDown Kill the joke?]]"\\
'''Emile:''' "Yes!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Live the dream?"\\
'''Emile:''' "I need..."\\
'''Tim:''' "All right."\\
'''Emile:''' "I need to end this for my honor and my family!"
* It only takes about 12 minutes for Emile's penchant for AccidentalInnuendo to strike again. Daisy buys a windmill and Emile comments on her flower emblem looking nice.
-->'''Emile:''' "I really like her flower."\\
'''Tim:''' "So do I, [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre if you know what I mean.]]"\\
'''Emile:''' "What?"\\
'''Jon:''' "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe You really like Daisy's flower?]]"\\
'''Emile:''' "The look you're giving me tells me I said something I didn't mean to say."\\
'''Jon:''' "Yeah, you sure did. [...] He just doesn't even try, it just happens. He honest-to-god is giving me the look of 'I am not making this up'."\\
'''Tim:''' "Deer in headlights."
* Before playing Bubble Brawl yet again, Emile makes a {{pun}}, which makes Jon vow to take him out. He succeeds, but gets so caught up in doing it that Tim (who had already dealt with Daisy) quickly knocks him out in turn.
* Daisy activates a Metal 'Shroom Orb, leading to comments about reinforcing her high heels with metal. Such reinforcement is possible, but usually only with stiletto heels as they're the only kind that can take advantage of it - and Daisy's have such a heel type.
* On the first Battle Minigame of the board, the stakes are 20 coins each. Jon and the AI can afford the buy-in, but Tim has 18 coins, and Emile only has 3. The AI, Tim, and Emile vote for Deck Hands, a luck-based minigame. Jon gets third place.
* Jon's bad luck isn't done yet. By the end of Part 2, Bowser destroys a windmill during Bowser Time, and it happens to be the only one Jon owns, sending him back to 0 stars.
-->'''Jon:''' "'''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK. YOU.]]''' I'M IN '''THIRD.'''"
* After losing his star, Jon says "I really need a good roll". [[TemptingFate Sure enough]], he immediately rolls a 1.
-->'''Jon:''' "SO done with this game right now. ''SO'' done with this game."
* Since Jon's in fourth place when the last four turns roll around, he gets to roll Bowser's Wheel of Fun. He ends up turning all red spaces into Bowser spaces, which Emile points out could still turn out badly for him. [[TemptingFate Sure enough]], Jon lands on a Bowser space on his very next roll.
** Later, Emile takes the flower to avoid landing on Bowser... only to land on Bowser anyway. At a part of the board where there are two Bowser spaces in a row, so of course next turn, he rolls a 1 and lands on Bowser ''again''.
** After Daisy hit one herself the first turn of the event, the mini-game is one-on-three in Balloonatic. To Jon's immense relief, it's everyone against Tim.
-->'''Jon:''' "I actually get to fire the cannon!"
* Immediately after Jon wins the board, he goes over the stats and realizes what's at stake if someone wins.
-->'''Jon:''' "[[MotorMouth Two wins for me, two wins for Emile, one for Tim. If Tim wins this, it's a three-way tie! If I win it, I win all the Gamecube games!]]"\\
'''Tim:''' "It will happen."\\
'''Jon:''' "If Emile wins it, he breaks the curse!"\\
'''Tim:''' "The tie will happen."\\
'''Jon:''' "Holy shit! It all matters!"\\
'''Tim:''' "The tie will happen."\\
'''Emile:''' "Tee-hee-heeeee!"
** Emile finished behind Daisy, thus meaning the joke lives on; Daisy, based on bonus star trackers, was the only one who had a chance to beat Jon, and would have done so had one of her bonus stars come up instead of the Red Star (Shopping, for which she and Jon had tied, was also there).

!!Bowser's Enchanted Inferno!
* At the start of part 3, as Emile tries to tell a heartwarming story, Tim uses a Super Shroom Orb and finds two coins in it, giving him enough to get the star if he rolls high enough. Jon is not happy about it, but it initially sounds like he's unhappy at the story Emile's telling.
-->'''Emile:''' "That was so cute at that one panel we had, I think at Momocon, where that kid asked you to do that-"\\
'''Jon:''' "''CRAAAAAAP''."
* When Jon and the AI go against Emile and Tim in Herbicidal Maniac, the latter two shoot at the same target in the fourth round, and their shots destroy each other. Tim questions if it's possible for two shots to cancel each other out in this minigame, only for Jon and the AI to do the same thing, giving Emile and Tim the win. All three of them agree how dumb the mechanic is, and how it's not explained at all in the description.
* Jon lands on a duel space, and naturally duels Emile, who's in first place. Emile wins, and takes ten coins from Jon. Jon reluctantly accepts that it's better than losing a star to him. On Emile's turn, he uses a Triple Shroom Orb to get the star. It's revealed that the next star is on the same island Emile is on, and not only can he reach it in the same turn, but because he won the duel with Jon and took his coins, he also has enough to afford it.
* In Part 4, Emile takes a lot of time trying to decide where to go and if he should use an item or not to avoid landing on a bad space, only to realize that he's still using the Triple Shroom Orb, and can't use an item anyway. So he rolls his two dice, and gets doubles, which angers Jon.
* When Jon lands on a Mic Minigame space, you can see Toad and Toadette in the background. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Emile adds in a text note saying "They look so cute..." underneath them.]]
* In Part 5, Jon uses the Vacuum orb to reduce Emile's coin count to 19, Tim grabs the next star, Toadette lands just in front of the star. When it's revealed that either Emile or Tim could reach the space, Tim suddenly gets hostile when he realizes he has a chance of winning the final board.
-->'''Emile:''' "I wonder..."\\
'''Tim:''' "You don't wonder shit, shut up."
** Emile plans on using the Tweester orb in order to prevent Tim from reaching the star, but on Toadette's turn, she lands right before the star space, blocking off Emile's only space to put his trap for Tim. He throws it anyway, hoping that it at least contains coins so that he can afford the star. It doesn't, and Tim snags the star on his turn. When it's Emile's next turn, he decides to use his remaining orb, the Metal Mushroom Orb, and [[YankTheDogsChain that's the orb that had coins in it.]]
* It turns out Emile was planning on playing as Toad for both Mario Party 5 and 6, but picked Daisy due to the infamous [[NeverLiveItDown Daisy on Hard incident]]. Jon notes how the moment he switched to Toad he started winning boards.
* A heartwarming moment occurs when Emile, having won the overall LP by one star after a three-way tie, suggests that they consider the results a tie anyways. Tim & Jon accept... and the funny moment occurs when Jon expresses relief that it was Emile himself who suggested it, as Jon notes that had ''he'' been the one to suggest it, he would have come off as petty (as he was second place to Emile in the stats).

!!!Solo Mode
!!Solo Grand Canal
* Before the round starts, Emile and Tim choose Solo Mode profiles. Tim chooses [[LetsPlay/MasaeAnela Masae]]'s existing profile, and then proceeds to do an imitation of [=MasaeAnela=].
-->'''Tim:''' ''[imitating Masae]'' "Hey guys, it's...I'm sorry."\\
'''Emile:''' "Keep going, keep going."\\
'''Tim:''' "--saAnela here, and welcome back to Mario Party 7."\\
'''Jon:''' "I'm so glad she's not here right now."\\
'''Tim:''' "Yeah, she would kick my ass."\\
'''Emile:''' "I was about to say, I think she'd punch me instead of him."\\
'''Jon:''' "Nah, she'd punch both of you."
** Masae herself then commented in the comments section:
--->'''Masae:''' (in comments) Ah yes, I sure do remember playing this board very fondly. Yessirree that sure was me.

!!Solo Pagoda Peak
* Jon creates a new Solo Mode profile, and names it "Waaaaah," punctuated with a picture of a control stick.
** Then he decides to change his pregame message to "Waluigi numbah 72", and finally his winning message to "Oops, meant 27!" The best part is that he selected both numbers randomly, and only realized they were reverses of each other after the fact.
* Emile reaches the peak 3 times throughout the playthrough, and only had 8 coins after the second time.

!!Minigame Mode
!!Finale
* Emile buys a souvenir from the Duty Free Shop, and discovers that it has an animation when you say "Surprise" into the microphone. He then goes on to try it with a number of similar phrases, and gradually has less success. To punctuate the bit, he tries saying "Runaway Guys" into the mic. It doesn't work. He tries a few more times, without success. Then he says "[[WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries BrainScratchComms]]" instead... and it works.
* Also at this point the Guys go over the characters' various lines.
** Emile laments that Daisy didn't get a new taunt for 7. Jon then points out that Waluigi ''didn't need a new one'' to begin with.
--->'''Mario's taunt''': 'Ey, stinky![[note]]Jon's other favorite taunt[[/note]]\\
'''Daisy's taunt''': You know i'll win!\\
'''Waluigi's taunt''': You're lousy!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mario Party 8]]
!!Party Mode
* In something of a CallBack from the November 2019 TRG Stream, Tom and Masae's channels are jokingly listed as Executive Producers after having "lost" the channel to them in a bet.
* MC Ballyhoo, the host / announcer, rapidly grows on the Guys with his LargeHam persona. Pretty soon, every time he says "HAR HAR HAR!" the Guys (especially Jon) all repeat it back at him.
* Anytime the Guys play In the Nick of Time. The Minigame controls absolutely terrible, much to (mostly) Jon's chagrin.

!!DK's Treetop Temple
* The fact that this episode was recorded on May 17, 2019, the fifth anniversary of "Chugga's Lost Innocence". Which comes up as they're considering candidates for their first NPC opponent.
-->'''Jon''': "I mean, considering what today's date is..." ''[Points at Daisy]''\\
'''Emile''': "''[[BigNo NO!]]'' We're recording on 'Chugga's Wood Day'!"
** Emile then checks to see if she's on Hard. And considers setting her to Very Hard.
* During the board explanation, Emile does the voice for M. C. Ballyhoo, and Jon does a voice for Big Top.
-->'''Emile:''' "You can be my hat."\\
'''Jon:''' "No, I'm good."\\
'''Emile:''' "I mean, Canada's America's hat-"\\
'''Jon:''' "''I was waiting for it!'' I knew it was coming."
* They spend a good amount of time riffing on the shoehorned motion controls.
** They find out that taunts are also motion controlled, and with how fidgety Jon is, you can hear Waluigi's taunting over and over. Jon [[ThisIsGoingToSuck apologizes in advance]].
--> '''Jon:''' "Let me point out: I am ''scratching my leg'' and I am taunting, so... My apologies for all the "Wreeeeeehhhh" you're gonna hear."
** Tim also mistakes Toad's taunting for Kirby meowing.
** As Emile gets his first star, he says it's only a matter of time until the pointer controls screw them over and makes them accidentally choose to refuse a star.
* Emile's constant [[TakeThat snarky comments]] towards the game. To the point where it made [[DeadpanSnarker Jon]] surprised with how much he does it.
* During the second turn, Jon visits the Candy Shop, as the shopkeeper says they're having a Big Bargain Sale. Jon and Emile react appropriately.
-->'''Jon:''' "We're having a Big Bargain Sale! This Candy is crazy cheap! You'll break your teeth on it, you'll love it!"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[CallBack We're havin' a sale.]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "We're havin' a dentistry sale!"
* Jon is utterly ''delighted'' to see that Waluigi's victory animation is of him [[SomethingAboutARose pulling out a rose]], as he hadn't realized that this game was around the time they added that to his characterization.
* After winning Kartastrophe at the end of Episode 1, Jon notices that Waluigi shouldn't be able to fit in his car.
-->'''Jon''': ''[doing a Waluigi impression]'' "Waluigi had to get rid of his legs to fit in this dang thing! ...I'm too tall for this car! Someone, help me!"
* In Part 2, they play At The Chomp Wash. They burst out laughing at the suggestive imagery of the controls demonstration.
** Shake It Up comes up shortly after, and yes, it's the one with the infamous imagery controls.
* After seeing the samples for ''Speedy Graffiti'', Jon claims to be sold on motion controls. Then they actually play the game. Tim has so much trouble with it that he ends up coloring in most of each slab before it switches to the next.
* Once Emile gets his third star, it moves right next to Jon. As in directly beside him. Jon can't help questioning this suspicious show of generosity.
-->'''Jon:''' "What's the catch?" ''[watching Toad finish his move]'' "The catch is you almost got it again! You didn't have the money, but [[ActuallyPrettyFunny that would've been really funny, though]]."\\
'''Emile:''' ''[chuckling]'' "It would've been..."\\
'''Jon:''' "Waluigi rolls a −2! How did that happen?" ''[rolls a 2, Emile starts cackling]'' "''Really, come on!''"
* Everyone's collective disbelief upon seeing that Waluigi takes the Dizzy Downspout feet first... as in standing up with his knees locked.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[as Waluigi]'' "''Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh--!''"\\
'''Emile:''' "He's standing up on a water slide!"\\
'''Tim:''' "What the heck?!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Thank god for those rickets; strengthened my legs! '[[SarcasmMode Cause that's clearly what rickets do]]!"
** Followed shortly thereafter by him swinging on a vine, holding on with just his hands while the rest of his body is curved well away from it.
--->'''Jon:''' "That's some good spinal form there, honestly. I'm impressed you kept your... your core must be real strong, Waluigi."\\
'''Emile:''' "I mean, he stood up on a water slide; what do you expect?"\\
'''Jon:''' "Yeah, I was gonna say, that man actually works out a lot, he just does not show very well." ''[as Waluigi]'' "See all this? This is all muscle, baby. How do you think I keep hiding this rose?"
* Tim gets ''ridiculously'' lucky with his rolls in Part 3:
** First, he uses his Bitsize Candy while on the Lucky Space path to get a little extra money on top of what's already on the spaces. He rolls a 9, and his coins shoot up from 15 to ''72'' in one move... and he's disappointed that they didn't [[Lol69 stay at 69]].
--->'''Tim:''' "Oh, that's a good number to stop on." ''[gets three more coins for landing on a blue space]'' "Aw. I liked 69..."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[chuckles]'' "Not allowed. This is a ''PG'' playthrough, young man."\\
'''Emile:''' "Which is why we chose Daisy for it."
** Then he uses a Thrice to try and catch up with Daisy, who'd gotten a 7-6-8 on her last turn and was far ahead of the pack. He promptly scores the triple 7s Emile had briefly thought ''she'' was about to roll and nets the jackpot:
--->'''Emile:''' "I think that's fifty coins."\\
'''M.C. Ballyhoo:''' "What digital dexterity! You deserve a bonus: 100 coins!"\\
'''Emile:''' "''Hundred coins!''"\\
'''Jon:''' "''[[BigWhat Whaaaaaaaaat?!]]''"\\
'''Emile:''' "'''''Hundred coiiiiiins--!'''''"\\
'''Jon:''' "'''''What?!'''''"\\
'''Tim:''' ''[long cry of victory as he's showered in gold]''\\
'''Emile:''' "'''''What?!''''' Well, Tim is a threat! Yes he is!"\\
'''Jon''': What in the ''world?!''\\
'''Emile''': '''''WOOOOOAAAAAAH!'''''\\
'''Jon''': That's so crazy!
** And ''[[RuleOfThree then]]'', he gets the worst possible roll on a Thrice... only for that to work out ''perfectly'', as he lands on DK and gets tossed directly to the star. This comes right after Emile was hoping to land on DK himself, but couldn't manage it.
--->'''Tim:''' "Ready for another triple 7? Here we go." ''[rolls 1-2-1]''\\
'''Emile:''' "'''Grossssss''', he got the worst possible roll!"[[note]]Getting three 1s would have given him 30 coins[[/note]]\\
'''Jon:''' "Well, after getting triple 7s, no wonder!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Indeed, but--"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[high-pitched]'' "''Oh, but he got Donkey Kong!'' '''What?!'''"\\
'''Jon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker "So what was that about being the worst roll?"]]
* Daisy has her own share of luck, as she uses the Barrel Cannons not just to catch up with Jon and Emile, but to soar past them and reach the star they were vying for with laughable ease.
-->'''Jon:''' "She got--''what the heck?!?'' '''What?!'''"\\
'''Tim:''' "Ohhhh my god--!"\\
'''Jon:''' "What?!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[cackles]'' "High-scoring game!"\\
'''Jon:''' "This makes no sense!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Tim is in last! Tim is in last...!"\\
'''Tim:''' "I'm bruminating, thank you very much."\\
'''Jon:''' "''What is this game...?''"
* At the end of Part 3, Jon uses his Bloway Candy and gets a low roll. He then freaks out when he realizes that using a transforming candy causes the user to pass by a candy shop.
-->'''Jon:''' "AUUUGGGHHH! I thought that would work! That's why I did it!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[mimicking the shop clerk]'' "[[ItMakesSenseInContext We don't sell to amputees!]]"
* The FreakOut that ensues when Emile uses one of his Duelo candies to duel Daisy, win, and manages to steal two stars from her.
-->'''Jon''': TWO STARS!?\\
'''Tim''': What? What!? WHAT!?\\
''({{Beat}} as Emile prepares to throw the dart...and hits the 2 Star panel)''\\
'''Emile''': UHHHHHHHHH—'''YEEEEAAAH! WHERE ARE YOU AT!?'''\\
'''Jon''': OH, COME ON! ''COOOOME OOOON!''\\
'''Tim''': WHAT? WHAT!? NO WAY! THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS! THAT PEOPLE WILL PLAY BACK! IN THE HIGHLIGHT VIDEOS!\\
'''Jon''': THAT IS ''STUPID!'' REALLY!?
* After debating whether or not he should use his Duelo candy to target Tim or not, Jon decides (with some reluctance) against doing so, banking on the chance that he'll pick up another piece of candy that might prove more valuable. He gets yet another Bloway.
* At the start of the final turn, Jon's flummoxed upon hearing Waluigi randomly declaring himself number one. It's his alternate taunt, but despite Waluigi sounding off throughout the recording due to Jon's fidgeting, he hadn't used ''that one'' before. Followed by him spamming taunt to get it again.
-->'''Waluigi:''' "''Waluigi number one!''"\\
'''Jon:''' "What, okay?"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[amused]'' "You have another taunt."\\
'''Jon:''' "''How'd I do that one?''"\\
'''Emile:''' "It's just shaking. You get a random one."\\
'''Waluigi:''' "''Waaaaa -- waaaaa -- Waluigi -- waaaaa...''"
* Following a minigame, Jon's attempt to summarize how this might not make any difference gets interrupted by Yoshi's abrupt abduction via UFO:
-->'''Jon:''' ''[as Waluigi turns to watch]'' "Okay, bye! Enjoy space, I guess! Say hi to Rosalina for me!"\\
'''Emile:''' "We'll miss you."\\
'''Tim:''' "I'll be back in two days."\\
'''Emile:''' "Are those two glows the boobs?"\\
''[[[{{Beat}} long stretch of silence]]]''\\
'''Tim:''' "[[SureLetsGoWithThat ...Yeah.]]"
* By the time they reach the finale and the Bonus Star reveals, the guys and Daisy have managed to acculumate a total of ''fifteen Stars'' between them in a twenty-round game.
** Jon points out that Daisy may well have earned the most Stars in the game, only to [[YankTheDogsChain constantly lose them in Duels]].[[note]]Two to Emile, two ''more'' to Jon, and one to Tim.[[/note]]
--->'''Jon:''' "Daisy actually got the most Stars on the -- ''period'', I think. But, uh, I think that she got last, or maybe third."\\
'''Tim:''' "She was our supplier."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[laughs while Emile sniggers]'' "She was selling Stars on the down-low. That's how she -- that's how she can fund Sarasaland."
* While Jon was quite confident that he hadn't gotten the Running Star, he's still floored by the disparity between how far he moved and how far everyone else did.[[note]]Daisy came first with 151; Emile moved 149 spaces and Tim had 142. Jon? Only 110, putting him a good ''thirty-two'' behind Tim.[[/note]]
-->'''Jon:''' ''[cracking up]'' "''Look at that number difference! Look at that number difference!''"\\
'''Tim:''' "Well, ''that's'' crazy."\\
'''Emile:''' "That's a mood."
** Jon's never been a good roller anyway.

!!Goomba's Booty Boardwalk
* The ColdOpen is something to behold:
-->'''Tim:''' "How's it going, guys? Welcome to Goomba's Booby Boardwalk here on ''VideoGame/MarioKart 8''... except it's with a P instead of a K..."\\
'''Jon:''' "Definitely heard 'Booby Boardwalk' and 'Mario Kart 8'."\\
'''Tim:''' "Yeah, Mario Kart 8 is right. Because look at this, it looks like a Mario Kart board."\\
'''Jon:''' "Kinda ''does'' actually look like Rainbow Road..."
** Followed by Jon's gradual realization about the nature of this round:
--->'''Jon:''' "Ohhh n-- Oh no... I just realized this is a ''movement-based board''!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[cheerfully]'' "[[CallBack It's Pagoda Peak]]!"\\
'''Jon:''' "''[[OhCrap And it's me...!]] [[ThisIsGoingToSuck And it's me...!]]''"
* As the Vampire Candies come out, Emile notes that every character has a unique transformation for it. However...
-->'''Jon:''' "I... am... a demon."\\
'''Emile:''' "Waluigi looks the least different out of all of them, though, 'cause it actually changes your skin color and like gives you fangs, though, but Waluigi looks so..."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[as Waluigi]'' "I just -- I just showed my wings. [[WingPull I've had wings the whole time]]. [[YouNeverAsked No one really asked]], so I just figured I'd show them now."\\
''[one set of swoops and swiped coins later]''\\
'''Jon:''' ''[as Waluigi, after transforming back]'' "...And my wings are hidden now. That's why I have this weird pose when I'm just kinda standing here, 'cuz... I don't want everyone to see my wings."\\
'''Emile:''' "Waluigi's torso is as stick-thin as his arms; it just -- hiding the wings in the overalls makes him ''look'' like he has a torso."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[chuckles]'' "Yeah, exactly." ''[as Waluigi]'' "I actually have no chest at all."
** Which leads into:
--->'''Emile:''' "Has Waluigi ever been shirtless in canon?"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[sputters]'' "No--!"\\
'''Tim:''' ''[simultaneously]'' "Wouldn't you like to know?"\\
'''Jon:''' "''No!'' ''Mario's'' the only one who's been shirtless in canon, and that was like a year and a half ago!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Did you know that in ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey Mario Odyssey]]'', the textures for Mario's nipples are higher resolution than his whole body in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros''?"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[dismayed]'' "''[[TooMuchInformation No, I didn't know that!]] Why do'' '''you''' ''know that?!''"\\
'''Emile:''' "'Cuz I follow [[https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/963987880904396800 Mario Broth Blog]] on Twitter!"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[resigned]'' "Okay."
** For extra hilarity, as it turns out, Waluigi ''would'', in fact, make his shirtless debut in the Swimming events for ''VideoGame/MarioAndSonicAtTheOlympicGames Tokyo 2020''. Which came out before these videos did, thanks to lead time.
* Emile declares that there should be a petition to the White House to make 6 + 9 = 69. Not because he actually ''wants'' the math to be changed, but because if the petition got enough signatures, the White House would be legally forced to respond to it.
-->'''Jon:''' "...You are what's wrong with the internet, Emile."\\
'''Emile:''' ''[cheerfully]'' "And America~!"
* The trio play a 3-vs-1 minigame of Snow Way Out against Blooper. Jon gets taken out early on and the AI focuses all its efforts onto Emile, who keeps effortlessly dodging it, so Tim just has Yoshi stand in the background the whole time. So once again, [[CallBack Tim wins by doing absolutely nothing]].
* Jon uses a Duelo [[MundaneUtility just to roll two dice]], as he's worried about the prospect of landing on the Cannon and being shot back to start. As he points out, it's well-founded: his very first roll would have indeed landed him on that space.
** This also gives us the episode title:
--->'''Jon:''' "''BURNING ROSE!'' Even the rose is on fire! ''MAXIMUM ROMANCE!''"
** Then Tim decides to follow his lead, with the added bonus of knowing that if he makes it, he'll get to duel Jon back at start.
--->'''Jon:''' "I rolled a 4. So I needed to do it." ''[chuckles wryly]''\\
'''Emile:''' "I would reduce my odds of landing on the cannon at all costs, honestly. Like, anything that would raise my chances of that is worth it."\\
'''Tim:''' "Yeah." ''[rolls a 4 and a 6]''\\
'''Jon:''' "He also got a 4. What is happening in this game?"\\
'''Tim:''' "It wants us. It wants us ''baaaad''..."
* Blooper gets the Vampire Candy and uses it on the trio. [[YankTheDogsChain It manages to steal only one coin from each of them]].
* In Sick and Twisted, Emile makes it right to the end, only to ''barely'' miss the final platform and hit the ground. Only after Blooper finishes do they learn that anyone who makes it to the end wins.
-->'''Jon:''' "Oh, it's just whoever makes it to the end! ''Ohhh!'' That's even ''worse'', then, for you!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Thanks -- thanks for calling it a race to the finish, explanation."
* The Bob-ombs Away match that closes out Part 2 pits Tim against Emile, Jon, and Blooper:
-->'''Tim:''' ''[dramatic]'' "Time to reclaim my honor."\\
'''Jon:''' "Can you not get exploded?"\\
'''Tim:''' "[[BadassBoast As the non-explosive, non-flammable Yoshi]], that can be sold safely in kid stores without--"\\
''[immediately blown up by the very first bomb Jon dropped]''\\
'''Tim:''' ''[as Jon and Emile cackle]'' "Oops."\\
'''Jon:''' "Two for two, baby, ''two for two''~!"
* After Emile describes the various transformations as one of the few bits of polish ''8'' has:
-->'''Jon:''' "Alright, what're we playing?"\\
'''Tim:''' "[[TemptingFate Something cool, probably]]."\\
'''Emile:''' "I said I'd loosen up on this game, and I've been having a good time, I--" ''[Rudder Madness comes up]'' "''Ohhh this is my least favorite mini-game! As soon as I said it!''"
* The sounds that issues from all three guys upon Emile's realization that Tim is standing right in front of him... and he has a Bloway Candy. Meaning he could send him all the way back to the startling line when he's just a few scant spaces away from Cap'n Goomba. Though ''sorely tempted'', he decides not to risk [[LaserGuidedKarma rolling low enough to hit the cannon after hitting Tim]].
-->'''Emile:''' ''[to Jon]'' "...You know if it was you, sure, I'd totally do it."\\
'''Jon:''' "''I know you would!'' That's why I'm not saying a word..."
* Toad's victorious arm fold garners some comments:
-->'''Jon:''' "Yo. Bout'ta drop a ''sick'' album. Toad Screams Out the Hits."\\
'''Emile:''' ''[screechy Toad voice]'' "''YO MOMMA'S A MOTHER-[[CurseCutShort FU--]]''" ''[[[{{Corpsing}} dissolves into laughter]]]''\\
'''Tim:''' "...Wow."\\
'''Jon:''' "...Is that a hit? Tell me what hit ''that'' is, Emile." ''[Emile giggles]'' "...And being a hit on your mom does not count."
* When Tim rolls a 2 and lands on the cannon, he cheerily remarks, "Well at least we get to see the animation!"
* In Part 4, Emile channels his chosen champion remarkably well when he Springos to Blooper, who's on the final dock leading to Cap'n Goomba... only to promptly [[YankTheDogsChain hit the cannon and get shot back to Start]].
-->'''Jon:''' "[[TemptingFate Now you just need to make sure you don't roll a 2]]."\\
'''Emile:''' "''Pleeeeaaaaaasss--''" ''[gets the 2, voice cracks into an uncannily Toad-like pitch]'' "''[[BigNo [=NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOHHH!=]]]'' '''Come OOONNNNNNNNN!''' ''Come [=ONNNNnnnnnNNNNNN=]!''" ''[takes a moment to recover]'' "...I really sounded like Toad on that."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[laughs]'' "You really did~!"\\
'''Emile:''' "I'm dizzy and have eye floaters from yelling that loud."
** Which is ''immediately'' followed by Jon's turn:
--->'''Jon:''' "And don't worry, buddy, [[TemptingFate I'm gonna join you here in a heartbeat]]."\\
'''Emile:''' "C'mon, make it a club!"\\
''[Jon rolls his own 2]''\\
'''Emile:''' "''[[BigYes YEAH!]]''"\\
'''Tim:''' "[[BigWhat What?!]]"\\
'''Emile:''' [[Videogame/XenobladeChronicles1 "Reyn Time!"]]\\
'''Jon:''' "Why would it be anything else? Why ''would'' it be anything else?"\\
'''Tim:''' "How does that happen [[CatchPhrase two times in a row?!]]\\
'''Emile:''' "It's happened to everyone but Blooper now -- c'mon, Blooper, make us proud."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[as Waluigi]'' "''I'm too tall for this cannon!''"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[laughs]'' "Okay, I don't feel as mad anymore; that's fair."\\
'''Jon:''' "That's ''fair''? How is that fair?!"
** To rub salt into this, Blooper rolled an ''8''.
* With all of the Guys holding Thwomp Candy, Tim pulls the trigger first to smash both Emile and Jon while they're on the same space. Emile follows suit in an attempt at revenge, only for Tim's uncanny [=ESP-ish=] abilities to kick in again:
-->'''Tim:''' "Aaaaaand here's the 3."\\
'''Emile:''' ''[rolls]'' "2."\\
'''Tim:''' "Close."\\
'''Emile:''' "Lame..."\\
'''Jon:''' "Whomp-whomp."\\
'''Emile:''' "That's okay, you'll get a 1."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[snerks]'' "Don't even joke about that, 'cuz it totally will be. Alright, what's the Waluigi statue look like? I assume it's just my head."\\
'''Emile:''' "I'm sure it will look glorious, no matter what it is."\\
'''Jon:''' "''True form reveal!''" ''[as the others crack up at Thwomp!Waluigi's expression]'' "I've seen some things!" ''[rolls a--]''\\
'''Emile:''' "''ONE!''"\\
'''Jon:''' "''Come ON!''"\\
'''Emile:''' "I know you better than you do."
* As Jon tries to figure out the controls for Grabby Gridiron, asking how you can throw (you can't), Emile asserts that "Nobody ever ''threw'' in football."
-->'''Jon:''' "Uh, that's literally how... that's how like half the plays happen. Emile."\\
''[[[{{Beat}} Brief silence follows]]]''\\
'''Emile:''' "Real men just grab and run."
** During the same match, one football inexplictably ''levitates itself towards Jon'' as if laser-guided.
--->'''Jon:''' "''This game is'' '''stupid''', ''Emile. Why are we playing this?''"\\
'''Emile:''' "Because December ad revenue, that's why!"[[note]]The video went up on December 4, 2019.[[/note]]\\
'''Jon:''' ''[sputters, over everyone's laughter]'' "Don't say that out loud!"
* In the final turn, Tim dares Emile to take another shot at smashing him:
-->'''Tim:''' "You could try again, and roll a 4 this time. [[VerbalBackspace ...Or, no, that would get me, roll a 3.]]"
** And he ''does'', in fact, roll a 3. Followed by Tim predicting that Jon will get an 8, only to be ''just'' one off, as he gets 7 instead.
* On the results screen, Emile accidentally hits "Next" instead of "Details", so they have no idea how much they won by. Luckily, their editor Dan manually tracked the stats, and puts up a lovely stat screen over Emile's lamenting over how he was the first one to make that mistake... and Jon pointing out that he was the only one ''capable'' of doing so, as the only one with any control at that point.

!!King Boo's Haunted Hideaway
* During the opening, Haunted Hideaway is described as a 'rogue-lite' due to its gimmick of the house/board rearranging itself, with various branching paths meant to confuse and confound players as they try to make their way to King Boo. The first layout the Guys are presented with consists of a long, singular path, without a branching to be seen at ''all'' throughout the entirety of Part 1. Each successive room reveal is met with mounting disbelief, especially when it looks like they might have just gone in a perfect square loop.
** In part 2, they finally come across a split path. Tim goes up, and Boo goes down. Boo finds the room with a free star from DK, and Tim gets to King Boo and the star. Once the mansion resets, they're now shocked that practically every room now has split paths.
--->'''Jon:''' ''[noticing the map in the corner as Emile's taking his turn]'' "Oh my God, my path had another split."\\
'''Emile:''' "Oooooh..."\\
'''Jon:''' "I didn't even notice that."\\
'''Emile:''' "It's making up for lost time."\\
'''Jon:''' "Yeah, yeah, it's like 'The first board was too easy. Let's go crazy.'"
* As Emile gets Pickpocket Pinball, a luck-based minigame where what you steal and who you target is determined by where the pinball lands, Jon asks him not to steal the Thrice Candy he'd literally just bought. Naturally, Lady Luck is ''not'' in Jon's favor. Judging from his deadpan reaction, Jon expected as much.
* Emile gets to be the one player in Chump Rope, and wins in 4 seconds by simply swinging the rope as fast as possible.
-->'''Jon:''' "Well that's one way to do it, good god!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[laughing]'' "Just whip 'em!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Whip it good~"
* Having bought a Springo Candy, Emile attempts to use it to leap ahead... while only Jon has made any real progress, with Tim and Boo only one and two spaces away from Start, respectively. He ends up hitting Tim... and visiting the candy shop again, where he buys ''[[HereWeGoAgain another Springo]]''.
-->'''Emile:''' "I'll go for it again. I've learned nothing."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[cracking up]'' "Alright. Least he's honest."
** Appropriately, when Emile uses the candy a few turns later, he ends up going '' back to Start ''.
* Part 3 opens with Boo attempting to zip ahead with a Thrice, despite not having enough to afford a Star. So while he ''does'' find King Boo, all he accomplishes is showing everyone the right path before getting kicked out of the manor.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[as King Boo]'' "You found me!" ''[as Boo]'' "[[NoIndoorVoice HI DAD! HOW ARE YOU?]]"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[watching King Boo kick Boo out]'' "Father is disappointed he was not more responsible with his allowance."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[as King Boo]'' "I have been feeding you ''five coins a week'' for allowance, and you have been spending it on ''Dry Bones' Candy''! What a bad son! Glad no-one caught the fact I said 'feeding them' five coins for allowance."\\
'''Emile:''' ''[laughs]'' "I was thinking it was kinda like how dragons, like, have gold and stuff. Like ghosts eat money."
* After Tim triggers Bowser, Jon attempts to read his lines, but...
-->'''Jon:''' ''[all as Bowser]'' "Resident upheaval! I didn't see what it said. If you crash my pad... ''What is it saying?!''"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[NotMeThisTime I didn't press it!]]"\\
'''Tim:''' "I, um... I didn't care what he said. He's... he's boring."\\
'''Emile:''' ''[chuckling]'' "I wasn't pressing it."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[still as Bowser]'' "Something important was happening, but no-one wanted to read it. Bowser's real mad right now, dude."\\
'''Emile:''' "I like how you always instantly look at me when text gets skipped..."\\
'''Jon:''' "''[[SarcasmMode I can't imagine why, Emile!]]'' Why would I think ''that'' would be the case? Tell me more!"
* Jon notes that Waluigi always seems to be the one that gets shown dropping the bob-omb in the opening cutscene for Bob-ombs Away. This leads to Emile musing about how 'Murder' would make a great Semblance in ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', to Jon's disbelief.
-->'''Emile:''' "I mean, it would mean that you would win every fight."\\
'''Jon:''' "I guess, but you would also be a ''wanted murderer''..."
* Three spaces away from the Star, Jon rolls a 1. He spends the following turn paranoid about getting another low roll, especially since Tim is right behind him. [[ThrowTheDogABone Jon manages to roll a 6 and get the Star anyway]], leading to some playful banter between him and Emile.
-->'''Jon:''' "Thank--good lord... I legit thought it was going to happen."\\
'''Emile:''' Don't even, you're in first..."\\
'''Jon:''' "''I legit thought it was going to happen!'' I'm sorry! What of my Mario Party history did ''not'' make you think there was a high chance of that happening?"\\
'''Emile:''' "...I mean, I kinda thought it would."\\
'''Jon:''' "Yeah, ''exactly!'' '''Exactly!'''"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[cracking up]'' "I'm sorry..."\\
'''Jon:''' "Gimme crap all you want; you're also thinking the same thing!"\\
'''Emile:''' "I kept thinking 'Yup, it's about to happen' that whole time."\\
'''Jon:''' "I was like, 'I need to move the microphone, I'm gonna walk outta the room'..."\\
'''Emile:''' "You have, like, everything premeditated at this point."\\
'''Jon:''' "At this point, it's just ''routine''. I'm doing the song and dance of bad luck."
* During a round of Speedy Graffiti, instead of drawing the outline on screen, Tim just colors over the entire shape, which was surprisingly effective given that there was a 3-way tie for second place by the end of the minigame.
* At the end of Part 3, Jon passes up a DK Space and pays Whomp to go a different route, ending his turn right in front of a door. Boo then manages to overtake him, revealing that King Boo is waiting on the other side. After his initial disbelief, Jon notes the DramaticIrony of how they effectively showed each other the way to the Star.
* Part 4 sees Jon venturing ever further into the manor... much to his dismay and mounting disbelief, as Boo [[RunningGag once again]] reveals where King Boo is waiting while lacking the funds to buy the Star himself. Jon expects to find a pitfall right away and get shunted back to Start, only to find himself delving deeper still, finding room after room with no end in sight.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[laughing as the map comes up on Emile's turn]'' "Look how far away I am from the Star...!"\\
'''Emile:''' "I like how I've been in the first room this entire time and you're ''that'' far in."\\
'''Jon:''' "I, I went looking for the hidden treasure in the dungeon or ''something''. Everyone's like 'No, just go in like the kitchen and get a sandwich.' And I’m like, 'No, no, downstairs, somewhere in the basement, there's gonna be a ''hero sandwich'' and like a ''cheese platter'' and it's gonna be ''great!''[='=]"
** As a bit of a RunningGag, this happens to Jon ''again'' in Part 5 where he winds up going down another long starless path nowhere near the rest of the group.
--> '''Jon:''' Well I am nowhere near you guys so... have fun picking which way you want to go i guess!
* They play Cut From The Team. Emile's strategy is to do nothing, and just have the game cut the wires for him. Through his sheer luck, he manages to win, even when it comes down to the last two wires for Boo to cut.
-->'''Jon:''' "Uhhn, thanks Luigi."\\
'''Tim:''' "Put that one in the highlights."\\
'''Emile:''' "He made it cool, okay? I was just the follower."
** Jon expresses his frustration when he accidentally picks the wire second from the right and is eliminated first when he meant to pick the rightmost one. He feels a little better when Tim picks that wire and ''also'' gets eliminated.
* Emile gets a chance to redeem himself in Sick and Twisted. Rather than ''barely'' missing the very last jump again, he ''barely'' makes it -- by bouncing off of Waluigi's head. Jon responds in-character.
-->'''Jon:''' "''Waluigiiiiii'' -- ow! Hey, get off my head!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Comin' through."
* Jon decides to use his Duelo Candy as a mushroom in hopes of covering a lot of distance. He rolls two 3s -- something which ''would'' have earned him bonus coins if he'd done it with a Twice Candy, but no such luck. Said 6 lands him right in front of a coin-chomping Piranha Plant. ''[[RuleOfThree And]]'' he misses out on the free candy.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[while Emile cackles]'' "Cooooool. Cooooooool. ''Cooooooooooool''. Greeeeeat."\\
'''Emile:''' "Wouldn't have you any other way, buddy."
** Emile proceeds to roll a 9, bypassing the plants and picking up a Bitsize Candy in the process. Jon does ''not'' appreciate the irony.
* As the last turn begins, Emile finds himself in a tricky position. Does he test his luck with the Springo Candy in one [[RunningGag last-ditch chance to make it work for him on this board]], or use his Duelo to run into Tim and try to win his Star? After considerable contemplation, he chooses the latter... and they tie in Surf's Way Up.
* During the Bonus Star phase, the second Star to show up is...
-->'''Emile:''' "The Running Star!"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[resigned]'' "Aw, dangit."\\
'''Tim:''' "Eeeeeugh..."\\
'''Emile:''' "That goes to... Waluigi!"\\
'''Jon:''' "'''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''''"\\
'''Emile:''' "''Uhhhh-what?!''"\\
'''Tim:''' "What?"\\
'''Jon:''' "''What?!''"\\
'''Emile:''' "Are you drunk?"\\
'''Tim:''' "Uh, we'll have to take a second look at that..."
** And indeed, the trio continues to be flabbergasted as they look at the details and see for themselves that Jon managed to outpace them all by roughly twenty spaces. Guess his quest for that 'hidden treasure' [[BrickJoke wasn't such a waste of time after all]]...!
* As Emile tells the audience that they'll be heading to Shy Guy's Perplex Express, the other guys chime in:
-->'''Tim:''' "A total murder mystery, [[ThrillerOnTheExpress on a train]]! [[Literature/MurderOnTheOrientExpress That sounds familiar]]."\\
'''Jon:''' "It's just like my favorite cartoon... ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends''!"

!!Shy Guy's Perplex Express
* Emile's luck shows up early, as his first turn puts him on the Lucky Space for the free star.
** Meanwhile, Tim get to the front and can't afford the star, so he goes on top of the car on his way back. Jon has enough to afford it and is four spaces away from getting it. On turn 4, Emile lands on the happening space that puts the car in front and puts it at the end, much to Tim's amusement and Jon's dismay.
* As Emile uses a Thrice Candy, Tim casually predicts what he'll roll. He doesn't get the ''numbers'' right (guessing 5-2-10, versus 3-7-7), but nails the ''total'' (17).
* Tim uses his Slowgo to score an easy trip to Payday Waystation, with Emile noting that despite it being {{Nerf}}ed compared to previous Slow dice, only letting you roll 1-5 rather than the full range of 10, it's still really good. Cut to Jon, further back in the same car Tim just left, with a Slowgo of his own... but thanks to the nerf, the only special space he could aim for with it is Bowser.
-->'''Jon:''' "...''heh''. [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, not nearly as nice]]."
* Another round of Cut From the Team sees Emile attempting the same strategy that won it for him last time, while Jon warns him about gambler's fallacy. Several tense cuts leads to Emile staring down bad odds: two live wires on the field versus two duds. A straight 50-50 shot. He sticks to his strategy of doing nothing, the scissors automatically cut the sixth wire...
-->'''Tim:''' ''[in a gruff voice, speaking the last part very softly]'' "[[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Execute Order six...ty-six.]]"\\
''[after a tense {{Beat}}, Toad uncurls from his defensive posture and runs to the back of the line]''\\
'''Tim:''' ''[still in character]'' "What?"\\
'''Jon:''' "''What?''"\\
'''Tim:''' "What happened to Order Sixty-six?!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Are you for ''real''...?"\\
'''Emile:''' "So... two of those are hot..."\\
'''Jon:''' "Great. 4, 7, and 9. [[Series/StarTrekVoyager 7 of 9]]... I'll say it's 4. I'll miss you all."\\
''[[[FourIsDeath Waluigi gets launched]]]''
** After the game resolves with Tim's elimination:
--->'''Emile:''' "Well, I found the strategy."\\
'''Jon:''' "I can't believe you've won twice in a row now by doing nothing." ''[others laugh]'' "That angers me so much. ''Once'' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny is funny]]. ''Twice'' is patronizing."
* Emile recounts an incident when he was 5 where a well-off aunt and uncle of his presented him with a room full of toys that he could take home with him. Ecstatic, he declared "Mommy, you're right! [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes They]] ''[[FromTheMouthsOfBabes are]]'' [[FromTheMouthsOfBabes the ultimate in having too much money!]]"
--->'''Jon:''' "Every time you have a story like this, it explains so much about current you."
* Payday Waystation sees a lot of traffic. In Part 4, Jon's able to use a Slowgo to ensure that he moves the one space needed to secure the free Star at the end of the station... and the four necessary to land on the Lucky Space and go right back there.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[as Waluigi boards]'' "Heh heh heh, I'm back on the train." ''[stopping on the Lucky Space]'' "Heh heh heh, I'm back off the train."
* During Aim of the Game, Tim is the slowest to pick out cards to snipe. The other guys encourage him to shoot quickly as the rain of cards runs out... only for one last ×2 card to come down ''well'' after all the others.
-->'''Emile:''' "''What a troll!''"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[simultaneously]'' "What a troll move!"\\
'''Tim:''' "Wow, okay. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny That was funny, though.]]"
* Right as Emile is talking about one of them is going to win the next minigame, they get In the Nick of Time, causing Jon to mock the concept:
-->'''Jon:''' "You were saying? You were saying? What's that about winning minigames, Mister Conroy? What about the game where ''no one'' wins and everyone ''loses'', In the Nick of Time? Where you have to ''turn your Wiimote'' just '''exactly''' -- ''just exactly!'' -- to get it. But no! Exactly's a relative term to your Wiimote! It doesn't actually mean you'll get it correctly! You can stop your movement all you want, but the game will still think you're moving. It doesn't matter. It doesn't care what you think. It's a Nintendo game."\\
'''Emile:''' "Generations from now, you'll be one of the great philosophers of our time."
** And then, [[BornLucky through sheer dumb luck]], one of the rounds has the hands set themselves ''precisely'' behind where Emile's hands were already located, instantly awarding him his second point.
--->'''Emile:''' "Okay, ''wha-hahahahahah?!'' '''''Frame one!''''' What is my luck?!"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[simultaneously]'' "Okay! Okay! Now what the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' is that about?! Oh, wait, mine's not -- mine's not even turning anymore, what the--"\\
''[Emile wins, laughs even louder]''\\
'''Jon:''' "What?! ''What?!''"\\
'''Tim:''' "Everyone's going crazy!"\\
'''Emile:''' "''Speedrunning tactics--!'' TAS! TAS!"
** Jon then makes a side comment to their editor that he doesn't care whether he bleeps any of his reaction out. A note promptly pops up on-screen:
--->Haha! I'm leaving it ALL in. -Dan
* Emile buys a Thrice, then lands in front of Holly Koopa, who offers to buy it for less than he just spent on it. Naturally, he turns down the offer.
-->'''Emile:''' ''[scoffs]'' "Rich my ass. You just have a nice hat."\\
''[Jon laughs in surprise]''\\
'''Emile:''' "...Wow. That is applicable to so many people in the world."
* When the board ended Wario had no chance of even getting third, as he was down three Stars and with fewer Coins.

!!Koopa's Tycoon Town
* Turn two: Dry Bones lands on one of the Lucky Spaces and heads over to the right-side Lucky Hotel, and this is after swiping Jon's first star and hotel by going all in.
* Kirby crawls up on Jon's lap and spends all of Part 1 there, leading to jokes about 'Cat% Completion runs'. When he hops down during Part 2, Emile jokes that Jon just lost his Cat% run.
* Part 2 opens with another musical interlude, starring Waluigi as the snow-thrower in Snow Way Out.
-->'''Tim:''' ''[sing-songy]'' "Here comes the, uh..."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[singing]'' "Here comes the sun, doodle-doo-doo... Here comes your death, and I say, 'It's time to freeze.' Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doodle-doo... What killed the ice age, it was the dinosaurs!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[as he's hit]'' "Nooooo--!"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[still singing]'' "What killed the ice age, it was dinosaurs! What killed the ice, it was ''Waluigi~!''"
* Bob-ombs Away returns, pitting all three Runaway Guys against Dry Bones, with Emile commenting as the round starts on how heavily it's weighted against the single player. Cue Dry Bones evading every bomb with remarkable precision, even sprinting safely out of the corner they'd pinned him into... only to get sniped at the last possible second.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[drawling, as Waluigi]'' "Waluigi number one... Waluigi number ''one-second'' number one!"
* Emile's attempt to mimic ASMR.
-->'''Emile:''' ''[so soft-spoken the mic is having trouble picking him up]'' "Welcome... to another... Chugga... A... S... M... R..." ''[switching to a whisper]'' "Today... we're going to be investing in some real estate. Um... the Cashzap on Waluigi is a little tempting, but, um, I think... I'm just gonna... roll with the punches." ''[whispering faster]'' "Oh no, I don't want to say punches because that's too harsh of a word for ASMR. So sorry, I'm still new at this."
* Part 2 ends with a Battle Game beginning, much to Jon's dismay, as he's the only one who can afford the 10-coin entry fee, making for a paltry pot of 22. Then Tim unintentionally [[TemptingFate tempts fate]]...
-->'''Tim:''' "Might as well go all luck at this point."\\
'''Jon:''' "[[GenreSavvy Don't even say that]], 'cause [[GotMeDoingIt it's going to be]] [[TemptingFate that stupid game again]]--"\\
''[Emile bursts out laughing as he sees the roulette slowing and stopping on Cut From the Team]''\\
'''Jon:''' "''[[SuddenlyShouting Tim I hate you so much!]] WHY?! [[{{Angrish}} ERAUGH--!]]''"\\
'''Tim:''' ''[[[GigglingVillain giggles in an exaggeratedly villainous fashion]]]''\\
'''Emile:''' "Alright, I'm just gonna put my feet up over here..."
* Part 3 opens with Emile turning his chair around, since he doesn't need to see the screen to enact his 'do nothing' strategy. This leads to Jon noticing something that catches him completely off-guard:
-->'''Jon:''' ''[sputter-laughing]'' "[[https://twitter.com/Proton_Jon/status/1209348313348108288 Whuh--why does the back of your chair say 'The Bitch'?!]]"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[chokes with realization]'' "Adrianna put that there and I liked it, so I left it there."\\
'''Tim:''' ''[while Jon is losing it]'' "Ohhhh my God...!"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[cry-laughing]'' "I-I never noticed that!"\\
''[Meanwhile, Dry Bones is flung away]''\\
'''Tim:''' "Well, Dry Bones cleared one out for us."\\
'''Jon:''' "Hang on, I gotta take a picture of this."\\
'''Emile:''' "A bitch-ure?"\\
'''Jon:''' "[[LamePunReaction Oh my God, Emile, no.]]"
** Said strategy finally backfires on him, right after Jon observes how he's not only set his controller down, but is drinking water while he waits.
--->'''Emile:''' "When in doubt, pinky out."
* The exchange that opens Part 4, as Emile contemplates using his Bowlo Candy:
-->'''Emile:''' "Nobody in front of me, okay."\\
'''Jon:''' "Unless you got a great roll."\\
''[Emile rolls a 1]''\\
'''Jon:''' "That's a great roll."\\
'''Tim:''' ''[at the same time]'' "Mmn, that's something."\\
'''Emile:''' "By your standards."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[cracking up]'' "Y-y-yeah-ha-hah, pretty much. Nice retort, actually, that's impressive."
* Emile casually declares that he's going to ruin Jon's strategy by landing on the Lucky Space that's in front of them both. He needs a 2... and rolls a 3.
-->'''Emile:''' "If I could roll a 2, that would be beautiful, 'cuz I would block what you wanna do." ''[rolls a 3]'' "Awwww...!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Oh thank G--I thought you did, I thought you did. Was about t' throw this Wiimote. And then realize it's attached to my arm and watch it come right back at me."
** This cues a conversation about the perils of chucked Wiimotes that quickly derails when Tim, using a Twice Candy to roll a 15, shoots past Jon to snipe the Lucky Space.
--->'''Jon:''' ''[as Emile 'OOOOOHHHH's in the background]'' "...You didn't. ''DAMN IT--! COME ON!''"
* And speaking of Tim and Lucky Spaces, the next part has him trying to run Emile over with the Bowlo Candy. Instead he rolls a 4...and lands on the Lucky Space ''again''. At this point, Emile and Jon just give up on Tim's lucky rolls.
* After Jon locks down the hotel in front of him by investing a hundred coins, rendering it ''impossible'' for anyone else to claim, Emile Thrices his way down to another of Jon's hotels and invests most of his money to take it over. Jon then uses a Slowgo to hit DK, to see if the ape "can make something happen here." And he certainly does... by investing into the hotel Emile just claimed, giving those stars right back to Jon.
-->'''Jon:''' "Oh, that's convienent."\\
'''Emile:''' "...wwwwwwwwwhat? ''Come on!''"\\
'''Jon:''' "Thanks, DK!"\\
'''Emile:''' "''Really?!'' You couldn't have taken it from ''anyone'' else? After all that... trouble."
** Then Dry Bones Bowlos to take coins from Tim and Emile, much to the latter's dismay:
--->'''Emile:''' "You don't even look good as a ball."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[startled laugh]''\\
'''Emile:''' "I at least look cute."\\
'''Jon:''' "Why are you insulting his -- Dry Bones' looks?"\\
'''Emile:''' "It's all I have left, man!"
** ''Then'' Emile tries to return the favor, wishing that he doesn't get a 1. And he doesn't. He gets a 2. Which is actually worse, as a one would have at least netted him a Happening Space.
* Part 7 sees Jon land on the same space as Emile on the last turn. By this point, Emile has lost all of his stars, so his only response is "I get to be next to somebody who has stars". Jon busts out a chortle.
* Emile realizes that it's literally impossible for him to reach the Lucky Space he was aiming for in time, as he's too far away to reach it on the penultimate turn, which is necessary in order to actually ''do'' anything on the special street. Then on the very last turn, he [[YankTheDogsChain lands on said space without even trying]].
-->'''Jon:''' ''[realizing what's about to happen]'' "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh no]]..."\\
'''Emile:''' "'''OH NO, WHAT?!''' ''What a slap in the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] face!''"\\
'''Tim:''' ''[simultaneously]'' "Yeah~! This is where all the interesting stuff happens, yeah~"\\
'''Jon:''' "My god, this game just ''hates'' people!"
* Tim then attempts to use his Slowgo to boost his Red Space count, but botches the timing, getting a 2 instead of 1... much to Jon's dismay, as that lands him on a ''Happening'' instead, summoning Bandit to steal money for him.
-->'''Tim:''' "Oh, god, the timing was off!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Aw, ''crap'', ''[[SuddenlyShouting that's not what I wanted him to get!]] [[{{Angrish}} Arrrhhh!]]''"\\
'''Tim:''' "...That's a Happening, though..."\\
'''Jon:''' "That's a stealing..."\\
'''Tim:''' ''[delighted realization]'' "''Oh~!''"
* For the second board in a row someone ends with a guaranteed fourth place. This time it's Emile, who lost his chance when the first Bonus Star went to third-placed Dry Bones (who had gained 30 Coins the same way Tim had on the final turn).

!!Bowser's Warped Orbit
* The rather warped intro:
-->'''Jon & Emile:''' ''[reading Ballyhoo's lines together]'' "Beyond space! Beyond time! And beyond decency!"\\
'''Emile:''' "Oh, cool, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny we're gonna get naked]]."\\
'''Jon:''' "No."\\
'''Emile:''' ''[reading on]'' "We're in the blackest hole of all--ew." ''[starts laughing]'' "Bowser's Warped Orbit! It's seriously sick and twist--heh-heh-he's just staring at me-hee-hee..."\\
'''Tim:''' "Two minutes in. You know it."\\
'''Emile:''' "He's doing that... squint that only he can do."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[sighs]''
* In response to Emile finishing his summary of the board, Tim quietly sings "Now that we have that outta the way." Jon then asks if he just referenced Music/SmashMouth, to Tim's surprise, and starts rattling off lyrics that turn into a musical interlude[[note]]The song being referenced is "Padrino"[[/note]]. Emile, feeling left out, starts forlornly singing 'All Star'.
-->'''Jon:''' "Sorry, sorry, Tim and I both really like the first two Smash Mouth albums 'cause they're actually good albums, and not just 'All Star', which is unfortunately what most people remember them for."\\
'''Emile:''' "I, I think All Star is their only album, right?"\\
'''Jon:''' "It's their only ''album''. 'Welcome to Smash Mouth's All Star album! It's just All Star for like, two hours!' It's a double CD pack!"\\
'''Emile:''' ''[giggling]'' "All All Star, all the time!"
* Jon's the first to pull the trigger with the Bullet Candy, and the guys burst out laughing at the result:
-->'''Jon:''' ''[as Waluigi]'' "''[[RunningGag My legs keep disappearing!]]''"\\
'''Tim:''' "It looks like a skirt."\\
'''Emile:''' ''[at the same time]'' "It's like wearing an apron in the kitchen!"\\
''[after he reaches the end of his roll]''\\
'''Emile:''' "He's just sitting there looking pissed, he's not celebrating."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[as Waluigi]'' "Like my legs back, please! Hurry up! Running out of fuel."
* Emile's poor luck with rolls continues, as he tries to take advantage of Tim and Hammer Bro being on the same space to nab two stars from each with his Bowser Candy. He only needs an 8... so naturally, he gets a 7.
* As Part 2 opens, Emile attempts to visit DK with his Slowgo. He gets the right roll, but the intersection shunts him off the other way, netting him a Red Space instead. Still, he stays positive... until Jon's turn comes around, and he Twices into ''another'' DK Space, at the end of what was already a profitable turn.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[at the intersection]'' "Left please, thank you."\\
'''Emile:''' ''[as Waluigi picks up a Bowser Candy]'' "Excellent."\\
'''Jon:''' ''[continues to next random candy dispenser, nabs another Bowser Candy]'' "Excellent." ''[continues to the candy shop, sees he's landing on DK after shopping]'' "''Excellent~!''"\\
'''Emile:''' "Oh '''come on!'''"\\
'''Tim:''' "Oh, yikes. Tooth decay..."
* When a Battle Game comes up (while Emile has no money, and only Tim has enough to pay the full entry fee), Jon has only one request:
-->'''Jon:''' "Please don't be Cut From the Team anymore. So sick of it."\\
'''Emile:''' "We don't even have forty..."\\
''[the roulette spins...]''\\
'''Jon:''' ''[before it even stops]'' "...I hate you, game."\\
''[...and lands on Cut From the Team]''\\
'''Tim:''' "Holy crap! This is like the Day at the Races, now..."\\
'''Jon:''' "I'm ''so sick'' of this minigame! I'm ''so sick of it''...!"
** Emile once again does nothing, and even though he ultimately loses to Hammer Bro, he still gains 9 coins from getting second.
* Emile explains that he gave another case of AccidentalInnuendo when training with his personal trainer, after stating his arms hurt from training.
-->'''Emile:''' "S-so, I-I...I started training with a personal trainer, like, a few months ago. Uhh, my personal trainer's a girl. And, uhh that's important because uhh, there was one time where she was apologizing for like, how rough the training was one day, and I was really exhausted and without thinking I said 'That's okay, I know it's your job to hurt me.'"\\
'''Jon:''' "See, I thought you were going to say--I thought you were going to say something like 'That's okay, I like it rough', or something like that, and I was gonna be like 'Damn, Emile.'"\\
'''Emile:''' "Yeah, she like, paused, and then we just like, busted out laughing, and I'm just like 'I'm so sorry!'!" ''[giggling]''
* At the end of Winner Or Dinner, the game spends a good five seconds trying to pathfind the characters to their position. Eventually it gives up and has them do their winposes where they're standing.
* Jon's repeated refrain during Treacherous Tightrope that "only ridiculous, over-the-top movements" will carry him to victory. He still loses to Tim.
-->'''Emile:''' "He's holding it upside-down."\\
'''Jon:''' "''Only ridiculous, over-the-top movements!''"
* Emile decides to Twice in order to get behind everyone. He ends up right in front of Jon, square on the space in front of him, impossible to miss.
-->'''Emile:''' ''[as Toad passes Waluigi]'' "Uh, ''well'', uh..."\\
'''Jon:''' "Hi." ''[laughs affectedly]''\\
'''Emile:''' "''Speaking'' of not wanting to roll higher than a 1...!"\\
'''Jon:''' "How's it going?"
* Jon misses the final jump in Sick and Twisted due to the auto-scrolling not catching up to him in time, causing him to hit an invisible wall. What really makes it is Tim's comment beforehand:
-->'''Tim:''' "It's the beautiful nature; it lulls you into a false sense of security, and then... ''boom!''"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[Waluigi jumps for the end and falls straight down]'' "''HEY! WHAT?!''"
* In the Nick of Time returns, and Jon spends the entirety of the match getting saltier and saltier at the game's wonky controls, culminating in an epic victory rant when he wins.
-->'''Jon:''' "C'mon, you're ''fucking there!''" ''[hands click into place, netting him the victory]'' "Thank you. ''Thank you. Thank you!'' '''Thank you!''' ''Never again!'' NEVER again! Do not ever pick that in the Minigame Mode or I am turning off the game! ''Never again!'' NO! I will stay in this house and... observe all the clocks and ''smash them all'' at this rate! ''Time itself'' is no longer a concept to me; I disagree."
* On the last turn, Tim has a choice: hit Emile and Hammer Bro with a Bullet, or take a risk on rolling high enough with his Bowser Candy for an even bigger payout? He goes for the latter, but comes up short... landing on a reversal Happening. Which lines up ''Hammer Bro'' for the perfect shot at Emile and Tim, rendering Jon effectively untouchable.
-->'''Jon:''' "Well, that... shot my plan to get one last Star steal with a Bullet Bill. But, uh... that does mean nothing's really gonna happen otherwise."\\
''[camera cuts to Hammer Bro for his turn, showing that Toad and Yoshi are now one and four spaces in front of him respectively]''\\
'''Emile:''' "Hammer Bro is now whoaaaaaa... what..."\\
'''Jon:''' "''Act''ually..."\\
'''Emile:''' "''[[BigNo Nooooo... Nooooooooooo...]]''"\\
'''Tim:''' ''[at the same time]'' "Oh, wait, wait, wait! Wait! Wait!"\\
'''Jon:''' ''[laughs maniacally]''\\
'''Emile:''' ''[despairingly]'' "'''''Hammer Brooooooooo--!'''''"

!! Minigame Mode
* Part 1 of Crown Showdown gives the group Speedy Graffiti; all four of them get a point when it ends with all of them having the same score.
* In the second part of Crown Showdown, In The Nick of Time comes back, leading to Jon repeatedly pressing the Home Button in attempt to exit the game, as he said after he won the minigame the last time.
* Most of the games in the Extras Zone only allow one or two players. While the Guys trade off controllers, this still means that Waluigi is left waiting with MC Ballyhoo while Toad and Yoshi ride off to have fun... and making small talk.
* While watching the credits, Emile notices the name Deanna Mustard and jokes about it sounding like a name of a grocery store item. He then looks it up.... and discovers she's [[RunningGag Daisy's]] voice actress.
-->'''Jon:''' [SlowClap] "[[NeverLiveItDown He really just has a Daisy magnet. It's like, not even like a hard-on for Daisy; It's just like, it's natural connection.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mario Party DS]]
!!Running Gags
* Emile's uncanny ability to come back on top after spending the majority of the game struggling.
* Jon increasingly becoming offended by how unbalanced the game can get, which over time turns into outright rage when the game's RNG seems determined to [[BornUnlucky screw him over at every possible opportunity]].
* Whenever the game lags, Jon will let out a skittish NonSequitur OhCrap in the form of, "Oooh, chunky salsa!"
* In almost every game of Soap Surfers, the AI [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere just up and leaves]].

!!Wiggler's Garden
* To start off the LP, Emile starts off with a NonSequitur as he tries to come up with what DS stands for:
-->'''Emile:''' [[WesternAnimation/WackyRaces Dastardly]]... SUCKS!
* Emile's story of meeting Amber[[note]]Who was "Andrew" at the time, and has [[https://twitter.com/TheRunawayGuys/status/1594087453425823745?s=20&t=gvFOuRi-WB6mnvk1EEBehQ since transitioned]][[/note]] from the [[MakeAWishContribution Make-A-Wish Foundation]] who gave them the copy of the game they're using.
-->'''Emile:''' We saw a train station on ''fire'' on the way to the place we were meeting [her].\\
'''Jon:''' ''(snickers) That's'' the thing you bring up?! [She] wasn't even ''there'' for that!\\
'''Emile:''' It was ''adventurous''!\\
'''Jon:''' [She] wasn't even there for that part!\\
'''Emile:''' It was getting off to a big start!
* The Warp Dice Block doesn't ''quite'' work how Emile thinks it does.
-->'''Emile:''' ''(warps 2 spaces behind himself)'' ...Oh.\\
'''Jon:''' ''(laughs)'' Oh, it's not warp with a ''player'', it's warp random on the board!\\
'''Emile:''' Nevermind! Okay! ''[[EpicFail (rolls a 2)]]''\\
'''Jon:''' You literally-\\
'''Emile:''' Back where I started!\\
''(Emile and Jon laugh)''
* Mario getting his second Star, putting him in the lead... [[YankTheDogsChain only to land on a Bowser Space where Bowser proceeds to take the Star that Mario just got]], much to Jon's disbelief. ''And then'', on the next turn, Jon and Tim give their friendship coins to Mario... [[HumiliationConga who then lands on Tim's 10-Coin Hex, robbing him of all the friendship coins he had gotten that turn and giving them to Tim]].
* Emile [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vGSniZYmSE&t=197s inventing the new Star Pipe meta.]]
-->'''Jon:''' [[ThisCannotBe That's gross! That's so gross!]]
* Emile sets off Mario's Star Block and gains ''[[BornLucky 3 Stars]]''. Including the Star he just bought that turn, that means he gained 4 Stars in one turn.
-->'''Jon:''' [[MadnessMantra Garbage! Garbage! Garbage! Garbage!]]\\
'''Tim:''' No! No! That's-no! I-I don't think so! I don't think so! [[ThisCannotBe That didn't just happen! I erase the last turn from existence! That's not happening.]] I need a time machine. [[Film/BackToTheFuture Can you go back to 1985?]]\\
'''Emile:''' [[SuddenlyShouting THREE!!!]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting THREE!!!]]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!! WOOOOOOO!!!]] I PEAKED MY MIC!!! [[BornLucky I HAVE NINE STARS]]!!! WHAT THE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK?!?]]'''''
** Emile ends up screaming so loud that he wakes up his cat, Kirby.
* This game just [[TraumaCongaLine won't stop making Jon increasingly disgusted even though it's the first board]].
-->'''Jon:''' ''(gets a duel with Mario and has to fight for all 149 of his coins)'' [[OhCrap EW!]] [[ScreamingAtSquick EW!]] [[GoMadFromTheRevelation EW!]] [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard EW!]] [[ThisCannotBe EEEW!]] [[BigNo NO!]]
** For context, he does win and keep his coins along with Mario's, but the fact that the game would even ''allow'' for this to be a duel option is enough to both scare and disgust Jon.
* On the ''first'' board of the game, Emile manages to finally fulfill his lifelong dream of having enough Stars on the final round to have an automatic victory and [[{{Troll}} saying no to buying a Star]].
** As Emile does this, Jon points out that his choice to decline a Star means he also skipped out on landing on a Star Block Hex, which Jon would be able to land on during his own turn and possibly give him a chance to catch up, which actually makes Emile nervous upon realizing. Jon doesn't get it, but Emile admits if he did, he would've absolutely deserved the karma.
--->'''Jon:''' Hey, Fates. If you would be so kind as to let me land on that Star space he gave up to make him eat saying no to that Star, I would-- there are so many thing I would do.
* Emile snags ''every'' Bonus Star, giving him a 13-Star victory, with the results screen revealing that Emile would've gotten all the Bonus Stars except for the Happening Star (which would've gone to everyone ''but'' him).

!!Toadette's Music Room
* Tim kicks things off by reaching for the [[TakeThat low-hanging fruit]].
-->'''Tim:''' So, I dunno if you guys heard about this, but a couple hours ago, they announced that [[Creator/ElectronicArts EA]] is releasing a new ''Mario'' title.\\
'''Emile:''' Ooohhhhh?\\
'''Tim:''' [[ObviousBeta It's called]] ''VideoGame/PaperMario''[[note]]Pay-per[[/note]].\\
'''Jon:''' [[LosingHorns Wamp wamp wamp waaaamp.]]\\
'''Tim:''' Yup! I'm ''so'' sorry.\\
'''Emile:''' ...HA! I got it! [[LateToThePunchline Took me a second!]]
* Immediately after Emile gets a Star, the game has a connection failure, erasing the entire game up until that point. [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties It takes them three tries before they get a game that runs smoothly.]]
** During the second time, they try reenacting the intro from before while Emile tries to explain the board's gimmick again. Immediately after they roll to see who goes first, the game starts lagging.
--->'''Jon:''' Oooh, ooh, oooh! Oooh, chunky! Chunky salsa!
** During the third and proper recording, Tim opens up with this:
--->'''Tim:''' Alright guys, we're back with Take 3 of this and this time, we've cleared our [[{{Pun}} Bowser history]], so maybe that'll help.
* When Jon and Emile question Tim's decision to give friendship coins to Peach, who's in [=1st=] place, he responds with, "She just ''thinks'' she's in [=1st=]." Come the end of her turn, and she lands on a Bowser Space.
-->'''Tim:''' [[IWarnedYou Like I said.]] ''(laughs)''
* Tim changes the Star location with the metronome, causing it to be in Jon's path for 30 coins. On the same turn, Emile moves the Star location again using the metronome, causing it to be worth 5 coins... ''two spaces away'' from Jon.
-->'''Emile:''' Oh, [[BigNo NO]]!\\
'''Jon:''' Oh, that's even ''faster''! Thank you!\\
'''Emile:''' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Why did I do that?!]]\\
'''Jon:''' I appreciate that! Thank you so muuuch! That's so ''sweet'' of you!
* On the next turn, Jon is on his way towards a second Star after the one from the last turn, until Tim rolls a 1 and [[YankTheDogsChain sets off the metronome]] ''yet again''.
* Emile tries to get the next Star, but rolls a [[EpicFail 2 and a 1]] on a Double Dice Block. Jon, meanwhile, gets [[UnluckilyLucky two 8s]] on his Double Dice Block, and after purchasing the Star...
-->'''Emile:''' Okay, well, we definitely [[TemptingFate need something bad]] to happe- ''(Star appears [[KickTheDog 1 space behind him]]) Aawww, [[CurseCutShort fffff]]...''\\
'''Jon:''' Well, something bad happened. ''[[ExactWords To you.]]''\\
'''Tim:''' Heyo!\\
'''Jon:''' [[MaliciousMisnaming Mr. 13 Stars!]]
* Jon buys a Star Pipe, giving him ''just'' enough coins to get the Star on his next turn... [[YankTheDogsChain and lands on a 10-Coin Hex seconds later]].
* Tim and Jon get to see firsthand [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard just how evil the game can be]] when Tim gets a Hidden Block, only to find it contains a Ztar, [[YankTheDogsChain which proceeds to unceremoniously eat his Star]].
-->'''Emile:''' '''''[[BigNo OH, NOOO!!!]]'''''\\
'''Tim:''' '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?! WHAAAT?!]] [[BigNo NOOOO!!!]] [[ThisCannotBe HOW DARE YOU DO THAT!?]]'''''\\
'''Jon:''' '''''[[TheDreaded THE ZTARS]] [[TheBusCameBack ARE IN THIS?!]]'''''\\
'''Emile:''' Yeah, I mentioned that before! I mentioned that before; they can steal Stars!\\
'''Jon:''' '''''[[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard WHY IS THIS GAME SO GARBAGE?! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TERRIBLE DECISIONS IN THIS GAME?!]]'''''\\
'''Tim:''' '''''OH MY GOD, MAN!'''''\\
'''Emile:''' Well, you're seeing with how high-scoring and fast-paced it is, there have to be ''really'' harsh penalties for failure.\\
'''Jon:''' [[LampshadeHanging But he's in]] ''[[LampshadeHanging 4th!]]''
* Jon believes that with his luck, he won't be able to steal Emile's Star Pipe while simultaneously getting the next Star. To his surprise, he succeeds and gets the next Star... [[UnluckilyLucky then rolls a 1]].
--> '''Emile:''' It's a 1! ''(chuckling)'' Well, there's your bit of bad luck.\\
'''Jon:''' Yep.
* During a round of Shorty Scorers, Jon unknowingly scores in ''[[OwnGoal Emile's]]'' [[OwnGoal goal]], and seconds later, Emile accidentally returns the favor.
-->'''Emile:''' Uh... you scored in our goal.\\
'''Jon:''' Oops.\\
''(Emile sends the ball into Jon's goal)''\\
'''Emile:''' It was right- '''''NOOO, I SCORED IN YOURS!'''''\\
'''Jon:''' Well, now we're even, thanks!
* During a game of Track Star, it's down to Jon vs. Emile. At the end, Jon admits that he was flipping the cartridge of ''VideoGame/PaperMarioStickerStar'' to decide which way to go.
* Jon vs. the Peach AI from ''Mario Party 7'' makes a bit of a comeback. They end up dueling twice over coins, which Jon ended up losing both. This played a huge role in Jon's downfall for this match as he ended up dirt poor in coins in the final turns, and couldn't purchase any more Stars.
* On the last turn, Peach rolls onto the Star Block Hex that Jon put down, and gets herself three Stars from it, causing the guys to start freaking out, which only escalates once they see that Peach ''also'' activates a Hidden Block, too. It immediately deflates when they see she only got coins from it, but that one move pushed her from 4th to tied for 2nd.

!!DK's Stone Statue
* This time, with no Stars on the board, Wi-Fi Play strikes back.
-->'''Emile:''' So, we have this Dry Bones casket; he is asleep! If you awaken the sleeping beast, he will either--\\
''[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption (communication error ends the game)]]''\\
'''Jon:''' [[CaptainObvious ...Give you a communication error.]]
* The first Battle Minigame ends up taking, of all numbers, 14 coins.[[note]]The game takes 2 times the current turn number; this one happened on turn 7, so 7 * 2 = 14.[[/note]]
-->'''Jon:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why 14?]]\\
'''Emile:''' Because it's the best ''VideoGame/{{Final Fantasy|XIV}}''!
* Tim finds another Hidden Block... with yet ''another'' [[YankTheDogsChain Ztar]].
-->'''Emile:''' '''''OH, NOOOO!!!'''''\\
'''Jon:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging Again?!]]''\\
'''Tim:''' [[UnfazedEveryman I am... without a doubt.]]
* During Cheep Chump, Jon fights for his life to not get sucked into a whirlpool, but loses [[BornUnlucky at the very last second]].
* Jon decides to land on the same Blue Space as Emile and Tim, stacking them up.
-->'''Jon:''' Hey, guys! How's it going?\\
'''Emile:''' Hi!\\
'''Tim:''' Heyo! How's it going?\\
'''Emile:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[BrutalHonesty I don't like you very much.]]\\
'''Jon:''' ''(laughs)'' How rude!
* The Final 5 Frenzy results in Stars only being five coins each, but Emile promptly assures Jon and Tim that there's still a cap of five Stars. ''There isn't!'' It's only when Emile reaches the Star Space with 113 coins and realizes to his shock that he can purchase ''twenty-two'' Stars in total. Needless to say, Jon (who was in the lead at the time) is not happy.
-->'''Emile:''' Wait a minute, ''[[BigWhat what]]''?!\\
'''Jon:''' ''(finally snaps)'' '''EMILE, YOU LIAR!''' '''''[[RageBreakingPoint YOU FUCKING LIAR!!!]]'''''\\
'''Emile:''' [[NotMeThisTime I didn't know!]] I looked it up!\\
'''Tim:''' What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! Oh my god!\\
'''Emile:''' [[SincerityMode I didn't know!]]\\
'''Tim:''' Whoa!\\
'''Jon:''' I would've comple-\\
'''Emile: WHAT THE''' '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]?!'''''\\
'''Jon:''' I would've played completely differently if that had been the case.
** Afterwards, Emile mentions how when he researched DK's Stone Statue on the wiki, it mentioned that you can purchase multiple Stars on the board "[[ExactWords similar to Faire Square]]", without any mention of a cap.[[note]]The Mario Wiki page does mention a cap, but [[https://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=DK%27s_Stone_Statue&oldid=3805886 that part was only added]] ''after'' the TRG video went up. Technically, there ''is'' a cap... at ninety-nine Stars, the maximum number purchasable.[[/note]]
--->'''Jon:''' [[AnAesop Note to self: Do own Google search.]]
** Adding to the hilarity, in the video ''before'', the Guys discuss their mistaken assumption that there's a five-Star cap -- and the comments are ''full'' of people gleefully rubbing their hands at the Jonsplosion they know is coming.
* At the end, after Emile's ForegoneVictory:
-->'''Emile:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...I'm gonna start running.]]\\
'''Jon:''' [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown You fucking]] '''''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown better.]]'''''
* In the failed second recording, Emile discusses how, as a kid, he was a [[EntitledBastard toxic fan]] of ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit'' who refused to accept anything else made by Creator/{{Aardman|Animations}}, including ''WesternAnimation/ShaunTheSheep''. When Wallace's voice actor, Peter Sallis, said that there wouldn't be another movie like ''WesternAnimation/TheCurseOfTheWereRabbit''...
-->'''Emile:''' So? He's not the writer. [[InsaneTrollLogic Just slap him with a corporate mandate!]]
* The second recording ended up failing [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption at the exact same time]] that Jon was attempting to sabotage Emile and Tim during a game of Nothing to Luge.

!!Kamek's Library
* The [[RunningGag amount of times]] that Jon sets off or gets chosen to be warped by Kamek Spell No. 8 is ''absurd'', followed by his increasing frustration every single time it happens.
-->'''Jon:''' ''(first time being warped)'' What a waste of a turn! I just wanted to use my Double Dice so I could get that Star pot, but of course, couldn't get 3 coins, then I got the thing I bought taken away from me, so I just wasted 3 coins there.\\
'''Jon:''' ''(second time being warped)'' You're up top now, by the way.\\
'''Jon:''' ''(third time being warped)'' Not ''[[OhNoNotAgain again]]''! I'm so sick of this space! Use a different spell, Kamek! For the love of god!\\
'''Jon:''' ''(fourth time being warped)'' Oh, who saw ''that'' coming? Wow! Wow! [[SarcasmMode What a shock and surprise!]] Jon's been warped ''again''!\\
'''Jon:''' ''(fifth time being warped) '''STOP WARPING ME!!!'''''\\
'''Jon:''' ''(sixth time being warped)'' Oh my god, ''stop it''! '''STOP IT!'''
* When Daisy is on her way to get the Star, she ends up throwing away all her coins on the Shop. ''On [[ArtificialStupidity Hard AI]].''
-->'''Jon:''' Hard AI, huh?\\
'''Tim:''' Jeez.\\
'''Emile:''' Y'know, when [[RunningGag Daisy's on hard]], her mind, y'know, [[DoubleEntendre gets kinda clouded up]].
* In Dress for Success, Daisy ends up picking Waluigi's body on ''every'' round.
-->'''Jon:''' ''Everybody'' Waluigi!\\
'''Emile:''' She did it all three times!\\
'''Jon:''' She just really likes Waluigi!
* Later, Daisy uses a Snag Bag to steal from Jon... [[NiceJobFixingItVillain who only had three Halfway Dice Blocks from the Kamek Happening Space]].
-->'''Jon:''' By all means, take from my bountiful harvest!
* A property of the warp Happening Spaces that none of the Guys know is that if a player lands on a Happening Space that another player is standing on, that other player will be warped, as well. Jon learns this the hard way when Daisy lands on the same Happening Space as him and warps both of them upwards, where ''neither'' of them [[SpannerInTheWorks can get the Star]].
-->'''Jon:''' Oh, come ''on''! I didn't wanna get warped!
* How Jon manages to lose two Stars in one turn: he rolls, gets the Magic Jar containing coins, then lands on Emile's 1-Star Hex, losing a Star, [[HopeSpot then activates the Hidden Block]], which contains a '''''[[BornUnlucky ZTAR]]''''', [[YankTheDogsChain costing Jon another Star and sending him from 2nd to Last in a single turn]]. Plenty of rage from Jon, shock from Emile, and evil laughter from Tim. Notably, Jon's screen suddenly puts up a fairly ominous "VIDEO FEED ENDED" immediately after the Ztar pops out because he [[RageQuit threw his 3DS in frustration]], and (as he found out later) hit the key to stop his recording in the process.
-->'''Jon:''' '''''[[ClusterFBomb FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!]] [[RageBreakingPoint THAT'S NOT FAIR! FUCK YOU!]]'''''
** Even more comedic is, as the group discovers, this is ultimately what costs Jon the game.
* And right after, on Emile's turn, he rolls just enough to land on Daisy's Star Block Hex. [[BornLucky You can guess how many Stars he gets.]]
-->'''Jon:''' [[TemptingFate Don't be three, just don't be–]]\\
'''Emile:''' '''''[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption THREE!]]'''''
** What's crazier is the Jar that Emile went for was the Cursed Jar that sent him to start, which put him in the perfect place to get to the Star Block. If it had been coins or the Star, he would've moved past it. Throughout the board, Emile had gotten the Cursed Jar more times than anyone else. This one event that's normally a result of bad luck turned out to be [[UnluckilyLucky one of the luckiest things]] to happen to Emile.
** And immediately after ''that'', Daisy gets two Magic Jars in a row, and ''both'' are Stars.
* Using her Triple Dice Block, Daisy manages to purchase ''three Stars'' in one turn, without the need for a Star Block.
-->'''Jon:''' This game is horseshit. It is ''[[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard horseshit]]''! This game is trash; oh my ''god''!
* During Soil Toil, Jon is confused at how wheels work and spends the whole time with Emile spinning around in circles and crashing into walls, giving Tim and Daisy the win.
* After managing to [[HopeSpot snag 2 Stars in one turn]], Jon ends up landing on [[YankTheDogsChain Emile's 1-Star Hex]].
-->'''Jon:''' Fuck... ''off''... video game!
* To vent off some of his frustation, Jon decides to have a bit of fun when he gets lands on the warp Happening Spaces by writing "Hi" and "Jon was here". On the final turn, he just scribbles all over the screen.
* During the results, Jon is revealed to have landed on ''12'' Happening Spaces.
-->'''Jon:''' '''''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe TWELVE?!]]'''''\\
'''Emile:''' [[Memes/OnePiece The Kamek Star is real!]]

!!Bowser's Pinball Machine
* The board starts with Tim deciding to [[ThrowTheDogABone throw Jon a bone]].
-->'''Tim:''' Yo! What's up, everybody? We are The Runaway Guys, and we are here on Bowser's [[VideoGame/MarioKartDS Waluigi Pinball]] Machine!\\
'''Jon:''' I win by default! Hooray!
* Jon's reaction to the Bowser Zone is nothing short of ''priceless''.
-->'''Emile:''' Every one of those Happening Spaces will cause Bowser to shoot a flame at you. It might hit you; it might not. If it hits you, you lose... ''all'' your coins, and ''all'' your Stars!\\
'''Jon:''' ''[[FlatWhat ...What?]]'' Who the fuck greenlit this game?\\
''(Emile and Tim break out into laughter)''
* Although he only gets coins from it, Tim finds a Hidden Block on ''turn 1''.
* Emile finally obtains the power of hindsight.
-->'''Emile:''' I buy a Warp Block [[LampshadeHanging every game]] and never use it, and [[SelfDeprecation this game is no different]].\\
'''Jon:''' ''(laughs)'' I mean, if it's a good luck charm, it's [[BornLucky definitely been working in your favor]].\\
'''Emile:''' Certainly has!
* The Guys have differing interpretations of how to start Fast Food Frenzy.
-->'''Jon:''' ''(in a Shy Guy voice)'' [[TheUnintelligible Weh woh!]]\\
'''Emile:''' Not a big fan of fast food. I prefer [[{{Pun}} slow food]].\\
'''Jon:''' ''(in a Shy Guy voice)'' [[ObsessedWithFood Burger!]]\\
'''Tim:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Here's your... Krabby Patty.]]
* The board being a pinball table in Bowser's Castle reminds Emile of how his dad knew a [[DrugsAreBad drug dealer]] who accepted pinball machines as compensation, and Emile loved going over to the drug dealer's house to play pinball without the knowledge that he was actually a drug dealer in the first place.
-->'''Jon:''' Heh, how do you want to pay for your drugs? ''Pinball table.''
** When Emile mentions he has a story, Tim's response is an immediate, "Oh, no..."
* Tim covers up Emile's Star Block Hex, worried that Emile will find a way to land on it again like has in the past few boards. Come the next turn, Jon rolled exactly enough so that ''he'' could have landed on the Star Block, [[YankTheDogsChain had Tim not covered it up with his 1-Star Hex]].
-->'''Jon: GODDAMMIT! ARE YOU ''SERIOUS''?! TIM!'''
** Even better, Emile caught onto this mistake shortly after Jon rolled, but [[{{Troll}} intentionally chose to be quiet until Jon could see it for himself]].
* When Emile is only two spaces away from getting a Star...
-->'''Emile:''' ''[[YankTheDogsChain ONE?!]]''\\
'''Tim:''' I think your time is up.
* Emile decides to use his Triple Dice Block on the off chance that he might get two Stars in one turn. ''[[BornLucky It works.]]'' Even better, however?
-->'''Emile:''' I just realized, my two-Star play was right at the exact halfway point of the game.\\
'''Jon:''' Yeah! ''Yeah!'' [[DeadpanSnarker Ya' noticed?!]] Glad you're picking up what the game's been puttin' down all week!\\
'''Emile:''' I dunno, do you think this... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Do you think the game likes me very much?]]\\
'''Jon:''' ''[[SarcasmMode Nnnoooooooooo!]]'' Nnnooooo.\\
'''Tim:''' I couldn't tell ya'.\\
'''Emile:''' [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} I was thinking about asking her out on a date, but I'm not really sure if she likes me.]]
* It certainly enables [[MoneyFetish Wario's greed]].
-->'''Emile:''' My friend is... ''(picks Wario)'' the Wah. [[WebVideo/ScottTheWoz Scott The Wahz!]]\\
'''Jon:''' It's really just the "Give the AI Money" Button [[LampshadeHanging at this point]].\\
'''Tim:''' Guess so.\\
'''Emile:''' 'Cos they're not gonna do anything worthwhile! They're just gonna throw it away.
* In addition to having landed on his own Coin Block Hex earlier, Tim ends up landing on ''Jon's'' Coin Block Hex, giving himself 93 total coins.
-->'''Emile:''' The rich get richer!
* Jon ends up in the Bowser Zone, wanting to try for the Star Zone. How does he leave?
-->'''Jon:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Bowser Zone sucks; I'm going to Chuck E. Cheese!]]
* Wario uses his Triple Dice Block despite not being able to afford the Star. He circles around the board... [[ArtificialStupidity and then decides to land on Tim's 1-Star Hex]], giving Tim another Star and putting him in the lead. The Guys are reminded of the time in the first ''Mario Party'' when Wario gave up getting the Star in Bowser's Magma Mountain, with the same reactions to boot.
* Tim covers up another Star Block Hex, and Emile comments that he must really hate them.
-->'''Tim:''' Yeah, man. We're gonna ''earn'' this shit! ...I mean, mostly. Compared to the other games.
** Made funnier when, despite Tim's declaration that he planned to "earn this shit", he very quickly "earns" 3 Stars from a Star Block.
* Jon enters the Item Shop, and is surprised to not find any Star Pipes for sale. He buys a Double Dice Set and leaves, and then realizes that his roll was high enough to get the Star... but doing so would cause him to [[SadisticChoice land on the 2-Star Hex]] that Emile ''just'' put down. [[RageQuit Jon storms off and leaves.]] Jon opts to take the other path, making him loop around to enter the Item Shop again, and it's ''now'' that the Shop is selling Star Pipes.
-->'''Jon:''' Dude, I fucking hate this game. I actually do! I have not hated a game this much since ''Mario Party 3''! And that took the ending of a five-year relationship for that to happen, so that's impressive!
* To escalate Jon's rage even more, during the Final 5 Frenzy, Stars now cost 5 coins. Wario lands 3 Stars in a row first by using his Star Pipe and the game placing the next Star two spaces from him, and then dueling Tim to get the third.
* On Tim's turn, he grabs a Star, lands on Wario's Star Block Hex, and gets ''3 Stars'', putting his three-Star lead over Jon to ''six'' Stars.
-->'''Jon:''' This game fucking blows chunks.
* Jon had previously alluded on Twitter that he had lost his voice from playing ''Mario Party DS''. Episode 6 turns out to be where that happens, and it shows, because it's like the game is specifically out for him.
** Emile uses a Star Pipe to get a Star, which causes the next one to spawn [[KickTheDog one space behind Jon]].
--->'''Jon:''' ''[[TranquilFury (calmly)]]'' Game, can you kindly? Can you kindly go to Hell?
** Despite Emile having a Star Pipe and Tim having two Triple Dice Blocks ripe for the taking, Wario uses a Snag Bag [[ArtificialStupidity on Jon]]. And when he goes to the Shop, neither of the better items are for sale.
--->'''Jon:''' Wh-Wha- Don't you dare. Don't you dare-- ''(Wario steals Jon's [[YankTheDogsChain Double Dice Block]])'' '''''NO, I NEEDED THAT!!!'''''
** Immediately afterward:
--->'''Emile:''' I promise you I'm not using an anti-Jon Action Replay code or something—\\
'''Jon:''' ''(matter-of-factly)'' I don't fucking believe you!
** A Battle Minigame pops up right after Jon successfully wins the roulette and gets the coin lead. He gets third, giving Emile and Tim far more coins than their buy-ins, and it sends the last place Emile into 2nd.
** Wario uses his second Snag Bag, Emile still has his Star Pipe and Tim still has two Triple Dice Blocks, and he still goes for Jon, who has nothing but Double Dice Blocks.
--->'''Jon: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?!]] ''[[RageBreakingPoint WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!]]'''''
** What finally gets Jon to lose his voice is an angry rant he does in, of all things, a [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Senator Armstrong]] impression.
--->'''Jon:''' Can I just quit? Can I just quit now? The game is just like, "Alright, he's won most of these games. We're not letting him CLOSE. We are grinding him to DUST! This man will be nothing but MUSH! He will be part of this American soil! Right now! He will not feel anything but embarrassment and death and destruction by one of his own playable characters, his own stream fucking mascot! Wario will make sure he never, ever wants to play one of these fucking games ''ever'' again!"
** After the episode was uploaded, Jon quote retweeted a post from Supper Mario Broth which explained the ''Mario Party DS'' Snag Bag AI. In short, the AI will always target the player who's listed last in the character select so long as they have items. Throughout most of TRG, Emile is pegged as Player 1, Tim as Player 2, and Jon as Player 3, so by default, the AI would always target Jon's items so long as he had any. [[https://twitter.com/ProtonJon/status/1606042917633662986 Jon's response?]]
--->'''Jon:''' [[ThisExplainsSoMuch ...well, THIS EXPLAINS A LOT!!!!]]
* Emile mentions once coming out $5 ahead at a casino and spending it on candy. Jon asks how old he was and is not surprised when the answer is [[{{Manchild}} 26]].
* Jon says that his body [[HeroicRROD physically won't let him get any angrier]] because his voice is shot, but his brain has other ideas.
-->'''Jon:''' Game, if you... [[TemptingFate roll me a 4]], I'm gonna cry. ''[[YankTheDogsChain (rolls a 4 and lands on Emile's 2-Star Hex)]]'' '''YOU PIECE OF SHIT! ''YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! PIECE! OF!]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis SHIT!!!]]'''''
** Even better? That was the same 2-Star Hex he missed out getting a Star on in order to avoid landing on the Hex, and [[InSpiteOfANail he ended up landing on it anyway]].

!!Minigame Mode
* Emile tries to comfort Jon about not winning a single board. Emphasis on ''tries''.
-->'''Emile:''' In the words of Pat Sajak, "Third place, but you still did quite well."\\
'''Jon:''' [[LampshadeHanging That does]] ''[[LampshadeHanging not]]'' [[LampshadeHanging make me feel better.]]
* Jon's voice is doing better, but he's still not fully recovered from all the yelling. [[CosmicPlaything Naturally]], this means the first minigame randomly selected is Gusty Blizzard... with Jon randomly selected to be the player using the mic.
-->'''Jon:''' [[HeroicRROD I can't breathe]], game! I can't ''breathe''!
* Through drawing as crappy as possible, Emile manages to win [[ThatOneLevel Trace Cadets]], finally breaking the [=AI=]'s streak of always winning that minigame. He reacts accordingly:
-->'''Emile: [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH!]] [[MadnessMantra BITCH!]] ''[[RuleOfThree BITCH!!!]]'''''
* During Whomp-a-Thon, Jon gets stuck on Peach's silhouette and is [[GameBreakingBug completely unable to escape]]. However, none of the Whomps fall on him, allowing for it to [[GoodBadBugs win him the minigame]].
-->'''Jon:''' [[UnluckilyLucky You're not making me feel better, game.]] Like, legitimately, it's not gonna work. Jus-Just drop it.\\
'''Tim:''' [[MemeticMutation Waluigi wins by being forced to do absolutely nothing.]]\\
'''Jon:''' Yeah!\\
'''Emile:''' ''(guffaws)''
* Emile briefly brings up [[BrokenBase the debate]] on whether or not ''Film/DieHard'' is a [[ChristmasEpisode Christmas movie]], and while Jon ''is'' in the camp of it being a Christmas movie, he also decides to TakeAThirdOption.
-->'''Jon:''' I-I'm really in the camp of, "[[StoppedCaring Who gives a fuck]]?"
* Emile and Jon mention that they ''both'' got crappy games from franchises they liked for Christmas as kids, with Emile getting ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'', and Jon getting ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaJudgment'' and ''VideoGame/PrinceOfPersiaWarriorWithin''.
* During their playthrough of Rocket Rascals, the game offers a top left corner ''3 turns in a row''. Emile, who the pieces are completely useless to, uses them to sabotage both Jon and Wario.
* Almost the entire first part of Rocket Rascals proves to be ''completely meaningless'', as Bowser Jr. destroys all the pieces on the board.
* Emile needs a {{filler}} pick on Battle Cup, so he chooses...
-->'''Emile:''' [[OverusedRunningGag Soap Surfers]], there it is.\\
'''Jon:''' Oh, for fuck- {{No|JustNoReaction}}! Come on! ''[[BigNo No!]]''
* Tim attempts to win Big Blowout by ''[[NoIndoorVoice screaming]]''.
-->'''Jon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It's all about your technique.]]
** He later uses the same strategy to try and win [[GameOfChicken Short Fuse]], and he ''actually'' wins that one.
* One of Emile's substitutions for blowing into the mic during Short Fuse is reciting his intro.
-->'''Emile:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} Hey everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy!]] Welcome back to more ''VideoGame/{{Paper Mario|64}}''! In the--
* Emile ''[[HopeSpot looks]]'' like he's beat the AI's trap on Short Fuse, when suddenly...
-->'''Jon:''' ''How?! [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption (bomb goes off)]]'' Oh, no.\\
'''Emile:''' '''''[[RageBreakingPoint YOU SAYING, "HOW?!", DID IT; NO!!!]]'''''\\
'''Jon:''' ''(breaks down in laughter)''\\
'''Emile:''' '''''[[YouExclamation YOU]]... YOU [[FloweryInsults RECTAL CAVITY]]!!! [[YouBastard YOU ASS!!!]]'''''
** When the moment was replayed, it turns out that the game didn't pick up Jon's voice when he said, "How?!" The bomb eventually detonated on its own due to how the game works. ''Jon had nothing to do with it!''
* When they play Toppling Terror, Emile is with the AI and [[NoIndoorVoice just yells into the mic]]. When the Whomp falls on him, everyone instantly agrees [[ArtificialStupidity Mario was the weak link]].
* While the viewers [[ThatOneBoss won't fault him for it]], Emile dies to Piranha Plant. The ''[[EpicFail first boss]]'' of the game.
* Bowser transforming into a dreidel causes Jon to joke that he's [[MagicalJew Jewish]], while him transforming into a snake then causes Jon to joke that Bowser is [[ChurchgoingVillain Christian]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mario Party Superstars]]
!! Yoshi's Tropical Island ft. LetsPlay/JoshJepson
* Emile ends up having trouble starting the game, because he doesn't realize that he actually has to go to the pipe to choose the board after creating the online room.
* Jon makes it clear he hates this board, not because of the memes but the gimmick with the star. Case in Point, he uses a custom block to land on a happening space to switch it to his island and then Josh gets Boo, which in Mario Party 1 was free.
** Which would have been fine had he won the next minigame with Tim. But EpicFail ensues when Josh and Emile crash out early on Bobsled Run, which uses the [=MP1=] route, and could have taken their time but they crash out on an ungaurded turn.
** Maybe not so much EpicFail as Tim suddenly invokes BewareTheNiceOnes to throw himself and Jon off course, invoking a Tie to prevent Jon from getting enough coins for a star. His reasoning? [[BlatantLies "Because [he's] drunk."]] What's even sadder is that Tim's sabotage ended up being moot as he landed on a Bowser Space the next turn, which resulted in a Bowser mini-game that lost everyone 10 coins. Thus, Jon wouldn't have had enough coins to buy the star anyway had he won the coins on Bobsled Run.
* In a CallBack to the original playthrough, Tim screams every time Cheep Chomp grabs Toadette, just as he did when Bubba would grab Toad.
* In Part 6, Chugga tells the story of [[{{Troll}} somebody Tweeting a Xenoblade 3 spoiler at him before he played it]], but [[EpicFail their spoiler turned out to be wrong, so Chugga was even more surprised when he got to that part.]]

!! Space Land ft. LetsPlay/TomFawkes
* Right off the bat, as they're selecting the board, Tom recalls a round on Peach's Birthday Cake where Jon got absolutely destroyed by Chance Time. Spoiler alert, it involved him learning about the running Mario Party joke on Tom's buddy Chilled's channel called "The Script" as Jon's Stars went to Ray Narvaez Jr.
** Naturally, with the selection of Space Land as the board and Tom recalling the above round, someone in the comments quipped how Chance Time on Space Land helped Jon win when [=HyperCole64=] found the one option that screws MC (who had just lost his 123 Coins to the Big Coin Beam that same move).
** Another comment chain mentions how many members of Achievement Hunter the main three Runaway Guys know. Jon for certain has three (Matt from Custom Smash, Lindsay from Colosseum 2021, and former member Ray from the above round on Peach's Birthday Cake mentioned by Tom).
* At one point, Emile calls Jon "Father". Jon tells him to use "Mother" instead, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor so Emile calls him "Mommy"]], prompting Jon to say [[VerbalBackspace that maybe Father was better]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures]]
* Meta example: The recording set up, as shown [[https://youtu.be/3uynzIh0Atk?t=10m55s on Stephen's Vlog.]]
* Running gags:
** Upon reaching enough Force Gems to power up their swords, Stephen tends to announce that they've got their "(word that begins with 'j') Juice!"
** One of the more common reasons for someone messing up is that they mistake someone else's player Link for their own.
** Jon is the only one who doesn't [[FailedASpotCheck Fail A Spot Check]] on a regular basis, much to his annoyance.

!!!Episode 1: Lake Hylia
* Stephen sings in the intro. When he gets to the part where the four work together, the Guys boo him.
* The guys take turns reading the story text as the start, but rather than letting someone else take over after his paragraph, Emile keeps going... and then criticizes the others for not taking over from him. Cue thirty seconds of them complaining about him not giving them a chance.
-->'''Emile:''' "Every time I would wait for you to pick it up 'cause I saw you wanting to, and then you wouldn't, so then I would start talking, and it was right as I started talking that you would lean in."\\
'''Jon:''' "You waited less than a second!"
** Stephen tried to rerail the dialouge back towards the text. "Tried".
--->'''Stephen''': (over Emile and Jon's argument) "''[C]hildhood friend Link used the power of the Four Swor-'' IT'S GOIN' BLACK!"
* After obtaining the Four Sword and getting swept away, Emile promptly makes a Link's Awakening pun. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Nobody reacts to it.]]
* When Kaepora Gaebora appears before the guys, Tim begins to immediately read his lines quickly in his voice. However, because he is so quiet while doing so, he's practically drowned out by Jon, Stephen, and Emile talking about...morse code of all things.
* Stephen realizing that Link can hop while powering up the sword. The others join in; Jon stops and then tells everyone to come over.
* Emile (as Red Link) manages to pick up the Fire Rod... and HilarityEnsues when he accidentally keeps setting every other Runaway Guy, including himself sometimes, on fire every two or so minutes.
** As a result, Jon decides to vote Emile as a bother... only to vote for ''Tim'' instead by accident.[[note]]Emile is usually player one, but, since first player is Green Link and second player is Red Link, he switched controllers with Tim to keep with their TRG colors. Jon forgot they switched while voting, and voted for player one, thinking it was Emile.[[/note]]
* Emile's attempt to read all of Tingle's lines in one breath.

!!!Episode 2: Cave of No Return
* Since no one was particularly aggravating on the Cave of No Return, everyone just decided to mark some random person as a bother, then cancel that vote by mark that same person as being helpful... and, somehow, Jon earned 300 points out of it, Stephen won 100 points, Tim lost 100, then got them back, and [[ButtMonkey Emile]] losing 500 points, ending with [[BrokeTheRatingScale -400 points at one point.]]

!!!Episode 3: Hyrule Castle
* Stephen tries to help pull a large lever... and ends up pulling a bomb instead.
* Stephen has a CallBack to his ''VideoGame/BattleBlockTheater'' Let's Play, only this time with bombs rather than grenades. He is equally as helpful as he was back then, and easily earns Hero of Darkness with his destructive assistance.
** Especially with the reveal that he killed the least enemies in the stage, which everyone at first interpreted as him ''not killing any!''[[labelnote:*]]The person who killed the most enemies gets 300 points; second most gets 150; third gets 50; least gets zero. Seeing Stephen get zero points for kills made everyone assume he didn't kill anyone.[[/labelnote]]

!!Episode 4: The Coast
* Stephen gets bombs again in this episode... And this is the level that introduces the Great Fairy, who upgrades whichever item someone is carrying. [[OhCrap You can put two and two together]].
* The guys dying ''5'' times. Here's the actual death count:
** Tim: 5
** Emile: 5
** Jon: 2
** Stephen: 4
* Stephen is the first death of the game, (accidentally?) blowing himself up talking to an NPC.

!!!Episode 5: Village of the Blue Maiden (Part 1)
* Just the fact this stage is in multiple parts tells you something.
* The team spend FIVE minutes stuck on the second screen of the level due to an intricacy of multi-player.[[note]]As a caption wall explains, one player must talk to an NPC, find something on the second screen and then that same player must talk to the NPC again to receive the item to unlock it. They eventually achieve this accidentally.[[/note]]
* After attempting to [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext substitute a chicken for a Moon Pearl]], Stephen sets off a Cucco attack. Emile saves them with a text box.

!!!Episode 6: Village of the Blue Maiden (Part 2)
* The Shadow Link fight at the end has Shadow Link, and the guys, being able to go into the Dark World. When you're in the Dark World, anyone in the regular world looks almost exactly like Shadow Link to you. They decide to have some people stay in the real world and others go into the Dark World... and promptly have trouble actually hitting Shadow Link, instead trying to attack the shadow of the person in the real world. HilarityEnsues as they constantly lose track of Shadow Link.
** At one point, Tim is the one in the overworld, and the others are attacking him, [[PoorCommunicationKills and Tim doesn't think to mention he's being slashed by three shadows]]. Tim goes into the portal into the Dark World, which the others see as Shadow Link returning to the overworld, and attempt to follow him... only to find he's not there. Meanwhile, Tim appears to be shocked at there seemingly being three Shadow Links.
* Stephen doesn't even realise bombs were available in the stage until they hit a seeming dead-end. As such, he breaks his streak of winning the Hero of Darkness vote.
* Despite Stephen getting a cucco to steal Force Gems from Jon at the last possible moment, Jon still manages to get first place through sheer amount of Force Gems. He cheerfully attributes this to the shovel.

!!!Episode 7: Eastern Temple (Part 1)
* Jon has difficulties picking up items when bombs are involved on two occasions. The first time, he drops a bomb and by mistake picks up Stephen, getting them both caught in the blast. The second time, while attempting to pick up a key, he accidentally picks up a bomb, resulting in a mild panic for everyone sans Tim.
* One room the gang comes across has four switches that each Link must step on at the same time to allow them to proceed farther. After a brief pause, Emile realizes nothing is happening because he is not standing on the last switch. A little while later, they return to the room, and Tim makes the same mistake!
* Stephen's, and later Tim's song and dance while waiting for Emile to light some torches.

!!!Episode 8: Eastern Temple (Part 2)
* Tim trying to run away from a giant bomb... as in out of the room... while the other guys more sensibly run downstairs. Needless to say, Tim gets blown up.
* Emile's incredibly girly cry at the end of the episode, possibly from realizing that part of his GBA footage got corrupted.

!!!Episode 9: Death Mountain Foothills
* [[https://youtu.be/aASwKY0qKzA?t=10m34s Anything involving the house.]]
-->'''Jon:''' "Guys, this is so stupid."
* At one point, Jon gets picked up by a large enemy that throws him at the spike barrier that prevents them from going to the next screen, causing him to glitch through it and constantly take damage. The guys' reactions to this sells it.

!!!Episode 10: The Mountain Path
* While waiting for Stephen, Emile angrily yells "Steven!", and points out to a confused Stephen that [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse it's a reference]]. Stephen thinks he's referencing ''his wife'', as he apparently gets that tone a lot from her.

!!!Episode 11: Tower of Flames
* Everyone constantly walking off, getting pushed, and shoving each other into the lava.
* Stephen's insistence throughout the entire level that the lamp will eventually be useful, because why else would there be one available? It never is, leading to getting Hero of Darkness for the stage. His reaction is the funniest thing ever.
-->'''Stephen''': "I HAD A LAMP! ''I HAD A LAMP!'' [[WhatTheHellHero WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!]]"
** Jon is similarly peeved since he did all the work killing off the Dodongos as the only person with bombs and someone still voted for him as a bother.
--->'''Jon''': "''Excuse me?!'' I had to fight the ''boss!''"
** Even better? '''It was Stephen'''.

!!!Episode 12: The Field (Part 1)
* Stephen's delayed realization of who Malon and Talon are.
* The Guys get access to carrots that let them spontaneously create horses to ride. ''Utter chaos ensues'', accompanied by Jon's Horse Song.
* The Guys spend forever trying to get past a log they have to pull from a cave, after they impatiently don't pull it far enough, but Emile manages to glitch through, and they find that it's only possible to glitch through if someone pushes them from behind, but they need all four Guys past the log to get past the next area, making it a ShaggyDogStory.

!!!Episode 13: The Field (Part 2)
* Stephen's reaction when the Guys enter a screen full of enemies while they all have shovels.
-->'''Stephen:''' "OH GOD, WE DON'T HAVE WEAPON- [[RememberedICouldFly oh wait we have swords.]]"
* Jon's reaction when using the Medallion blows up the house in the center of the area.
-->'''Jon''': "YOU JUST BLEW UP THE HOUSE!"
* Tim's [[ToiletHumor gas.]]
-->'''Tim''': "What?! Every single level, at the end of it, [[{{Gasshole}} I fart]]."\\
'''Stephen''': "[[ImStandingRightHere Yeah, and guess who's sitting next to Tim!]] Guess who knows about the end of every freaking level!"\\
''[Tim and Jon start cracking up]''\\
'''Stephen''': "Oh my god, I can taste them. Like, with my tongue! The thing in my mouth! The thing ''under my nose!'' And it's [[SuddenlyShouting SO HOT!]]"\\
'''Tim''': "I can't even laugh!"\\
'''Stephen''': "I'm hyperventilating and taking more in! It's like pure methane!"\\
'''Emile''': "He's beyond help. Well, Stephen..."\\
'''Stephen''': "Yes!"\\
'''Emile''': "I think we know why you're such an expert on [[{{Fartillery}} explosives]]."\\
'''Stephen''': "No, Four Swords bombs got nothin' on this."

!!!Episode 14: The Swamp
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm just glad you got force gems and not a man-eating chicken.]]"
* "That's right, you don't just vote for who's the ass, you have to vote for the good guy as well. [[VitriolicBestBuds Hard to tell on this channel.]]"

!!!Episode 15: Infiltration of Hyrule Castle (Part 1)
* Emile tries to make a reference when the Tingle Tower minigame sign says "no whining".
-->'''Emile:''' "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic This is whin-]]" ''[enters screen with ''tons'' of enemies]'' "[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNG!!!!!!!!]]"
* The guys have to sneak into Hyrule Castle again, this time at night with search lights a la [[Videogame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Forsaken Fortress]]. They are captured '''sixteen''' times before they finally make it into the castle:
** Emile: 3 ("Text box!! FREAKING TEXT BOX!!")
** Jon: 3 (The first offender)
** Tim: 6 (Breaks a pot after the guys have specifically mentioned that doing so gets you caught)
** Stephen: 4 ("OH GOD I'M BREATHING NOOOO!!")
* The realization that there's an easier path after their 6th capture.
* Jon using getting thrown in jail to farm Force Gems.
* Stephen's genius idea to deal with the search lights:
-->'''Stephen:''' "STAB THE LIGHT!!"
* On one attempt, Stephen gets caught because he lost track of who he was while swimming.
-->'''Stephen:''' "I was watching it and was like: 'What idiot is that, he's stuck on a rock!', and it was me."

!!!Episode 16: Infiltration of Hyrule Castle (Part 2)
* After struggling with the searchlights so much in the previous episode, the group suddenly come across another searchlight section and almost immediately get caught. They have a massive freak out, thinking they'll be brought back to the start of the level, only to find out there is another jail cell.
** At one point, whoever is in charge of this cell lets Jon hang onto a key.
* The group's lament that the second jail cell doesn't have farmable Force Gems.
* Not only do the group need lanterns to finish the level, but they're required for the boss. Stephen is ecstatic.
* The Maiden's voice. The Guys claim that Link must always speak in a monotone voice while also trying to figure out exactly which of the [[Anime/SailorMoon Sailor Senshi]] the maiden most resembles.
** Stephen then quickly starts talking about the importance of the [[RunningGag lamp]], insisting that Link get a tattoo of one on his forehead.
* Clearly stressed after such a level, the guys are discussing who to vote Hero of Light/Darkness. They reach hysterics when ''all four'' of them get Hero of Darkness. Watching carefully reveals Tim and Jon voted for each other, and Emile and Stephen too.
** Jon has a freak-out after nobody votes him for Hero of Light, angrily saying that he carried the group through the whole stage. It's made even funnier by the fact that Jon's total score ends up being higher than all three of the other Guys' scores COMBINED!

!!!Episode 17: Lost Woods (Part 1)
* The intro has Stephen describing the game as "largely cooperative." The Guys then start debating over what that means.
-->'''Jon:''' "Is that before or after we try to murder each other mercilessly?"\\
'''Stephen:''' "It's during!"
* At one point, Emile and Stephen are trying to get a treasure chest containing Force Gems. Jon tries to help out Stephen by carrying Emile away, but Stephen thinks that he's the one that got picked up. In the confusion, it's ''[[DarkHorseVictory Tim]]'' who gets the chest.
-->'''Emile:''' "See, Jon? Nobody's very observant anymore!"\\
'''Jon:''' "I NOTICED!"

!!!Episode 18: Lost Woods (Part 2)
* The group is faced with a Gohma, which can only be [[KryptoniteFactor harmed by the bow]]. Jon is the only one with a bow, so he has to fight solo. Everyone is quick to notice how familiar this situation is.
* The Guys get shovels.
-->'''Stephen:''' "Man, we gonna be doing a whole lotta digging."\\
'''Emile:''' "A HOLE lotta digging!"\\
'''Jon:''' "[[LamePunReaction Alright, we're throwing him in the pit.]]"
* Jon points out that the last enemy killed in a screen drops 100 Force Gems. Emile admits that he didn't know about this, which aggravates Jon due to the group already being on World 5, halfway through the game.
** Stephen follows this up by pretending to notice that the Gamecube controller [[CaptainObvious has 3 shoulder buttons]]. Emile is somewhat unsure if Stephen was being sarcastic.
* At the end, the Guys see that the next level is a town. Their [[ThisIsGonnaSuck reactions]] say it all.

!!!Episode 19: Kakariko Village (Part 1)
* Jon is reading the TearJerker letter from a recently deceased woman to her grieving husband. While this is happening, Stephen can be seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent hitting an annoying NPC with a rock]].
* The Guys' amusement with being able to pick up thieves:
** Stephen repeatedly whacks a thief into a fire, demanding he talk.
** '''Emile:''' [[AccidentalInnuendo "I'm going to beat you up with my man!"]]
* The thief jail allows the guys to hit the imprisoned thieves with weapons. The Guys have some fun with this.
** Emile also notes how much more effective this is than [[CallBack their prison]].
* When Tim is having trouble with a shovel puzzle, Emile suggests that everyone else pull out chairs and watch Tim dig.
* Jon is having trouble reading some NPC dialogue, leading Emile to come over and read on Jon's screen.
-->TEXT: "Wow. How did anyone see UsefulNotes/GameBoy screens back in the day?"
* Jon gets increasingly annoyed when the other Guys (mostly [[VitriolicBestBuds Emile]]) repeatedly take the Force Gems he had earned for completing quests.

!!!Episode 20: Kakariko Village (Part 2)
* While Chuuga is talking to an NPC who says he can take his treasure, Jon and Stephen have already pilfered it.
* Jon's reaction after losing ''1000 Force Gems'' to the boss (which Tim is quick to steal). The sound of the counters can be heard for several seconds. Afterwards, Jon gets a [[BigBulkyBomb Level 2 Bomb]] for beating the stage and immediately goes after Tim.
-->'''Jon:''' "I'm a ''little'' angry."

!!!Episode 22: Temple of Darkness (Part 2)
* Emile manages to die ''6 times'' and ends up with a ''score of -71'' at the end of the episode.
* The simple fact that the boss battle here takes a solid ten minutes due to the Guys' inability to deal with TennisBoss strategies consistently.

!!!Episode 23: The Desert of Doubt
* A swinging underfoot platform presents the Guys with their most daunting task yet -- walking slowly, and in unison.
-->'''Tim:''' "Are you [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] kidding me?"
* Jon's continuing status as the OnlySaneMan as the Guys repeatedly ignore obvious hints from the game, culminating in:
-->'''Jon:''' ''[singing]'' "You guys are bad at exploring, you guys are bad at exploring..."
* Jon notes during {{the Lost Woods}} segment that the correct path is always where the wind is blowing from. The rest of the Guys react with mindblown awe that he noticed this. The best part is that an NPC that Jon talked to hinted at just that, but he either didn't pay attention and figured it out anyway, [[{{Troll}} or was just screwing with the others]].
* Stephen makes a CallBack.
-->'''Jon:''' "Have you ever heard Emile be hyperbolic?"\\
'''Emile:''' [[Franchise/DragonBall "The Hyperbolic Time Chamber?"]]\\
'''Stephen:''' "Never. Now is ''that'' a sex organ?"\\
''[The others all laugh]''\\
'''Jon:''' "No, that's a vernacular."
* Stephen comes to a realization on the results screen.
-->'''Stephen:''' "I already know how this works: If I had bombs, I get voted down. And if I had lamp I get voted up. I don't even have to play the level anymore."

!!!Episode 25: The Pyramid (Part 1)
* At the end of the episode, Jon opens a chest with a giant bomb in it (technically two), and quickly runs to the screen transition point with Emile... while Stephen and Tim keep items they got from chests over their heads[[labelnote:*]]Stephen learned near the start of the stage that you can't take damage while you have text on your GBA screen, like when you open a chest[[/labelnote]]. This results in Jon and Emile dying while Stephen and Tim are unharmed, letting Stephen steal Force Gems from Jon and Emile... which Stephen admits is his reason for doing that. Emile and Jon get pretty angry at this[[labelnote:*]]there was a place they could bomb to escape to their [=GBAs=], but they didn't find it until after the giant bomb went off[[/labelnote]].
-->'''Jon:''' "We should move, we should mo--oh, Stephen, I [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] hate you right now..."\\
'''Emile:''' "Stephen, Stephen, STEPHEN!!"\\
'''Stephen:''' "Your money will be so great~!"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[BigNo NO!]] You ass!"\\
'''Jon:''' "You guys are fucking dicks!"
** This is topped off by the fact that, after all is said and done, Tim asks if something happened. It's unclear if he's [[DeadpanSnarker snarking about it,]] or [[FailedASpotCheck actually didn't notice what happened.]] (The fact that he didn't join Stephen in looting Jon and Emile's corpses implies the latter.)

!!!Episode 26: The Pyramid (Part 2)
* The Guys singing the Maidens' dialogue at the end of the level.
* When it comes time to vote, Jon sarcastically wonders who will receive Hero of Darkness, and Stephen reminds everyone that [[RunningGag he had the lamp]]. However...
-->'''Emile:''' "I didn't mean to vote for Jon. Shoot!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Dude-- are you fucking serious, Emile?? Are you fucking serious??"
** Since Stephen also voted for Jon, '''Jon''' was the one who got Hero of Darkness, upsetting him even more.
--->'''Jon:''' "You [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] assholes!"

!!!Episode 27: Frozen Hyrule (Part 1)
* The guys completely fail to acquire a Quake Medallion (and to notice the alcove it's hidden in) until ''after'' they've killed off all the enemies they were supposed to kill with it (which they did not by removing the rock between them and said enemies to hack-and-slash them, but by throwing bombs over the fence). Then Tim wastes said Quake Medallion on some Terrorpins on a frozen lake the guys can't reach yet.
** Even better, when the Guys do return with the key needed to get down to the lake, [[ShaggyDogStory the slimes have reverted back to being Terrorpins]].
* Apparently, Stephen is the master of [[AccidentalInnuendo entering holes]].
* The guys all get Fire Rods, since they need them to melt the snow walls and frozen Force Gems. Of course, it's not long before they all begin setting each other on fire. Again.
* Stephen beating Emile over the head with a tree.

!!!Episode 28: Frozen Hyrule (Part 2)
* [[CaptainObvious "Don't stand next to me when I'm throwing a tree."]]

!!!Episode 30: Tower of Winds
* When the Guys realize they need a key, Emile adds:
-->'''Emile:''' "[[HollywoodToneDeaf Maybe someday I'll sing in a key.]]"
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "That's probably someone's dream. To have 7 women in their pocket."]]
* Steven insisting where to cut the video at the end.

!!!Episode 31: Realm of the Heavens
* The ''very'' first thing Stephen does in The Realm of the Heavens -- walk left off the side of the cloud and lose half a heart.
* While waiting for the others, the Guys start dropping bombs off the clouds for no reason. Emile then justifies this by claiming the bombs are falling on the [[ThatOneLevel Village of the Blue Maiden]].

!!!Episode 32: The Dark Cloud
* This is a 2D stage where the Links have to ride on clouds to take them to the next area. The first cloud starts to move when Jon is only slightly on it, making him float in midair.
-->'''Jon:''' "[[LargeHam I'm a GHOOOOOOOOOOOOST!]]"

!!!Episode 34: Finale
* During the EscortMission part of the stage, the Guys repeatedly and angrily note Zelda's status as TheLoad.
** This turns into a theory that Zelda is ''trying'' to kill them by spawning enemies!
** When the Guys reach the exit of the Tower, Zelda stops a few feet away. Everyone is in disbelief when they read her dialogue:
-->'''Emile and Jon:''' "[[CaptainObvious THE EXIT'S NEARBY!?]]"
* Jon ends the final stage with ''over 3,000'' more force gems than anyone else.
-->'''Jon:''' ''[awkwardly]'' "Good game, guys?"\\
'''Everyone Else:''' ''[sarcastic laughter]''\\
'''Emile:''' "Let's get him. Let's get him. Let's... [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment make him eat American food or something]]."

!!!Shadow Battle
* After Jon spends most of the game pointing out how the others FailedASpotCheck, in this video it's Tim who's the only one to notice a giant bomb has appeared and win by default when he's the only one who hides.
* Emile constantly falling through the colour-coded tiles on the sky level, which nobody else has much difficulty with.
* One match comes down to Jon and Stephen. Stephen mostly runs away from Jon, then falls down a hole as Jon waits on a ladder to stab him... and somehow ''Stephen'' wins when they collide.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=28m35s At the end]], the death chart shows that Tim has ''died 69 times in just 5 episodes''.
** And 79 times after 6 episodes, though that's a fewer average-deaths-per-episode count.
* Emile will never live down [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} the Steve incident]]. The others decided to name everything they run into Steve, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=6m15s which made this exchange]].
-->'''Jon:''' "Let's just name everything we run into, that's a great idea."\\
'''Josh:''' *After getting hit by a Bullet Bill* "Steve."\\
'''Emile:''' "It's like- [[OhCrap OH NO!]] [[NeverLiveItDown NOT STEVE!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "Yeah, everything is named Steve."\\
'''Emile:''' "NO! NO! Nothing is named Steve."
** And in an ironic fashion, Emile wanted his name changed to Steve when he was younger, since he hated his real name, Emile.

* At a 1-Up house, Emile is trying to aim his cannon, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KquYXMWi-hc&t=16m33s Jon stands on the end of it, blocking him]].
-->'''Jon:''' ''"WHADDYA GONNA DO? WHADDYA GONNA DO? WHADDYA GONNA DO?"''

** And then they all scream when the platform drops.

* During their run of the castle, they reach the third coin. [[https://youtu.be/KquYXMWi-hc?t=26m33s Jon and Emile both jump for it...]] [[EpicFail and crash into each other, sending them both to their deaths.]]
-->'''Emile:''' "Crap!"\\
'''Jon:''' "DAMMIT! CHUGGA!"

* In their first run of World 3-4, they run into a power up roulette block a short while after the checkpoint, and after much struggling to get everyone out of bubbles and safely alive, Josh hits the block just as Jon prepares to Ground Pound it... and gets the 1-Up Mushrooms, resulting in Jon landing on all of them and gaining 4 Extra Lives. [[http://youtu.be/5osau2Z4M-w?t=3m35s Emile's reaction just tops it.]]
-->'''Emile:''' "[[BigWhat OH, WHAT!?]] [[BigNo NO!]] [[WhatTheHellHero JON, YOU SUCK!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' *laughing* "I didn't even try to do that!"

* On their second trip through 3-5, they first attempt to ascend the level without setting the spinning block to rise (again). After everyone loses their propellers and are forced to go back, they attempt to do it all at once via LeapOfFaith. Of course, things don't go as planned...
* Josh using Tim as a human shield.
* [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]]: "Son of a beach..."
* Emile utters this line when he enters the Castle while wearing the propeller suit:

'''Text Box:''' Press 1 on the map to access your items!
** He then apologizes for swearing, which is immediately {{Lampshaded}} by the others mentioning all the swearing done in their previous episode and wondering if it's really worth censoring.
* When they reached Wendy's fortress, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=ULZNAnA9N8OXc&feature=player_detailpage&v=ZNAnA9N8OXc&t=1273s Emile gave us this pun.]]
-->'''Emile:''' "WE'RE EATING AT WENDY'S TONIGHT!"\\
'''Jon:''' "Awwwww!"
** The ''comment section'' called him out on this!
** Then made more puns...
--->You see, Wendy's the ring master, so at Wendy's, they got ONION RINGS!

* The group's reaction to seeing Cheep-Chomp, especially when it tries to swim after Luigi after he's already gone up a pipe.
** "[[MassOhCrap IT'S EATING THE PIPE! IT'S EATING THE PIPE!]]"

* The group trying to get a star coin from the fortress... and each and every one of them dies from falling platforms.

** It's even funnier because in the end, ''Emile was right''.
** To make it [[RunningGag even funnier]], they had this conversation in the middle of shooting the video. So, they ended up just arguing on the video for about two minutes, while on a level select screen not doing anything. It just makes it better for some reason.
* At the flagpole at the end of a level, Jon dashes ahead of everyone, causing the screen to scroll and dump everyone (except him) in the water and not get the flagpole, while Jon gets a 1-Up. This is accompanied with yet another [[CatchPhrase "Bye guys!"]]
** At the end of a different level (this one a Ghost House), Emile and Jon safely reach the flagpole despite the giant Boo right in front (Tim is already dead). Josh jumps for it, but hits the big Boo and dies... literally ''the instant'' the Boo vanishes and Emile and Jon slide down the pole.
*** It should be noted this was not a coincidence. Tim was out of lives, and since Jon and Emile were on the pole, the level ends once Josh is out of play, either through death or finishing. Doesn't make it any less hilarious
* Emile fails to get to where Bowser Jr. is in the airship. Jon's yell of "To space!" seconds beforehand and the fact that Jon and Tim made it makes it all the funnier.

* The intro by [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun Tim]], in a CallBack to how his several ''Zelda'' Let's Plays have [[DamnYouMuscleMemory made him introduce several videos of other LP's as "The Legend of Zelda: [Game Title]" by accident]]:
-->'''Tim:''' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuYtM_TwS94&list=PLF8C2BCED4D4D3C9C&index=9 Howdy guys,]] LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun here and welcome back to the Legend of Zelda: New Super Mario Bros. Wii wait [[FlatWhat what.]]"[[note]]The lack of commas [[MotorMouth is completely intentional]][[/note]].
** Even better because of just how nonchalant and deadpanned he was.
* Jon throwing Emile into a wall of spikes in the tower, killing him.
* Singing Simple Plan's "Untitled" like a country singer.
* Josh loses all his lives [[ButtMonkey again]] and presses random buttons to make horn sounds as the rest of the guys continue the level without him. Then he predicts the pun Emile is going to make:

* Josh dies to a Boo right before Jon hits the goal flag. During the "Course Clear" cutscene, his corpse can be seen falling as Jon does his victory dance.
** When they replay the stage, Josh dies to a Boo right before the goal again. Tim also misses the goal flag by one pixel.
* During level 5-3[[labelnote:*]][[https://youtu.be/v4juTZiShFA?t=14m13s here]][[/labelnote]], Emile makes a completely alien noise when jumping away from a Bramball. Even he doesn't know what it was.
-->'''Emile''': [laughing] "What the frick was that?"
* [[Series/AreYouSmarterThanAFifthGrader "Are you smarter than a cheese grater?"]]
* In the fortress, Emile starts climbing up the tower entirely too fast. [[HilarityEnsues hilarity ensues.]]
-->'''Emile''': "I’m on a mass homicide streak. Just you try and stop me! Jon, don’t take that as a challenge."\\
'''Jon''': "Challenge accepted."\\
'''Emile''': "Ohhh God."\\
'''Jon''': "Your mama is a classy lady."\\
'''Emile''': "Your mama smells like the rear end of my foot."

* The intro:
-->'''Josh''': ''([[MotorMouth rather quickly]])'' "Heeey, everybody, my name is LetsPlay/JoshJepson, welcome back to Let's Play New Super Mario Bros. Wii, it's just me today, nobody else, nobody at all. [[BlatantLies Nobody. Nobody's here.]] [[OverlyLongGag Just me.]]"\\
'''Emile''': "[[Literature/AChristmasCarol I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past]]."\\
'''Jon''': "And present."\\
'''Tim''': "And future."

* "This episode of New Super Mario Bros. Wii brought to you by Gas-X!"
* Emile gets sandwiched between Jon and Josh while on a rotating hill.

!!Episode 12
* The intro (of course):
-->'''Jon''': "All right, everybody, welcome back to ''Series/AmericanGladiators''! This time, the red team, green team, blue team, and yellow team will be fighting out against [[Series/NickelodeonGUTS the Aggro Crag]]! Who do we have on Team Red?"\\
'''Emile''': "That is LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}!"\\
'''Jon''': "We have on Team Yellow..."\\
'''Josh''': "LetsPlay/JoshJepson!"\\
'''Jon''': "We have on Team Green..."\\
'''Tim''': "LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun!"\\
'''Jon''': "Thanks for ruining that, by the way, Team Red. Five points deducted!"

!!Episode 13
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km6vLOkoacw The intro]].
* And this episode might as well be called the "Gratutious Bubble Abuse" episode.
-->'''Jon:''' "Why are you all in bubbles AGAIN?"
* Randomly singing "99 Red Balloons" in a British accent.
** Randomly singing anything, especially if they all join in.

* A little gem came from a mushroom game. There was a Lakitu and 8 Toad icons. Somehow, both Jon and Josh end up jumping when Luigi opens the box that the red Toad was in.
* Jon gives us the "I am an asshole, I am an asshole" moment. He takes advantage of being the only player left to, instead of popping the bubble of Emile, Bullet Bill Bounce an additional 10 lives. [[{{Greed}} The kicker is that he already had far more lives than anybody else at the time, but he was trying to hit the 99-life maximum.]]
-->'''Josh:''' "[[WhatTheHellHero He is getting lives instead...]]"\\
'''Emile:''' "[[BigNo Oh no!]]"\\
'''Jon:''' "[[CardCarryingVillain (singing)]] [[RefugeInAudacity I AM AN ASSHOLE!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice I AM AN ASSHOLE!]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome I AM, SUCH, AN ASSHOLE!]]"
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6SSZTxAczs Animated!]]
* If Episode 13 is the "Gratutious Bubble Abuse" episode, '''this episode''' is the one that bites the Guys '''HARD'''. Trainwreck doesn't even ''BEGIN'' to describe it...