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* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Dark Heart's delivery of the line "Time for a game of disappearing bears!" cracks the Critic up, since it sounds like he's channelling Christopher Walken
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* NeverTrustATitle: The Critic's most immediate complaint; namely, that the so-called "new generation" ''isn't'', since it's both the original Care Bears and the Care Bear Cousins on the boat.
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* PlotHole: Barely five minutes into the film and the Critic finds himself grousing about how many inconsistencies there are and how little has already been explained.
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* SadisticChoice: Mocked in Kristy's case, when her options weren't even remotely tragic.
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* SadisticChoice: Mocked in Kristy's Christy's case, when her options weren't even remotely tragic.
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* TastesLikeDiabetes: [[invoked]] The Critic's opinion of the scene where the kids take care of the baby cubs.
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* TastesLikeDiabetes: SweetnessAversion: [[invoked]] The Critic's opinion of the scene where the kids take care of the baby cubs.
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'''Film:''' ''Franchise/CareBears II: A New Generation'' (1986)
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'''Film:''' ''Franchise/CareBears II: A New Generation'' ''WesternAnimation/CareBearsMovieIIANewGeneration'' (1986)
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* BagOfKidnapping: The Critic finds it absurd that Dark Heart uses one (albeit a magical one).
-->'''Critic:''' A bag. The lord of evil's secret weapon is a bag. Hey, here's a crazy idea: Remember when you turned into that ''giant killer dragon'' before? Why don't you just ''do that again''? I mean, I know it's not as subtle as... A BAG, but I still think it would be much more effective!
* DealWithTheDevil: At the end of the film the Critic makes one with Sage in order to erase his memory of all the sequels he'd watched.
* {{Padding}}: [[invoked]] The Critic guesses that the final scene in the movie was only included to bring up the total running time.
* RunningGag: Once Dark Heart refers to himself with a melodramatic reverb as '''DAAAARKHEEEEEAAARRRT,''' the Critic spends the rest of the review exclusively referring to him with the same exaggerated drawl.
* SadisticChoice: Mocked in Kristy's case, when her options weren't even remotely tragic.
-->'''Critic:''' Yes, so it's either help the lord of darkness rule the Earth, or be pissy-poor at sports. DON'T MAKE HER CHOOSE!
* {{Sequelitis}}: [[invoked]] Despite not liking the original Care Bears movie, the Critic considers the sequel worse.
* TastesLikeDiabetes: [[invoked]] The Critic's opinion of the scene where the kids take care of the baby cubs.
-->'''Critic:''' There's only so much cutesiness I can take! I mean tell me: do they shit sprinkles or Lucky Charms? Because nothing else would make this crap any more schmaltzy.
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'''Release:''' January 25, 2011
'''Film:''' ''Franchise/CareBears II: A New Generation'' (1986)
'''Film:''' ''Franchise/CareBears II: A New Generation'' (1986)
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[[TheStinger "Time for a game of disappearing bears!"]]
[[TheStinger "Time for a game of disappearing bears!"]]
