History Recap / TheNostalgiaCriticS3E27

* ComicallyMissingThePoint: The Critic discusses how Lisa's mom ignores the fact she admitted Johnny supposedly hit her.

-->"For never has there been a tale of more blow than this dubmass bitch and her Tommy Wiseau."

-->'''Critic:''' (Tries to hold back his rage) Well yes. Yes, he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his Maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life. He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history!! He's off the train!! He's kicked the bucket!! He's shuffled off the mortal coil!! Run down the curtain and joined the friggin' Choir Invisible!!! '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS! IS AN EX!]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis PERSON!!!]]'''''\\

* HomoeroticSubtext: The Critic plays up this trope with regards to Johnny and Denny's relationship by playing Music/WhitneyHouston's "And I Will Always Love You" over the scene where both walk with Johnny's arms around Denny's shoulders.

** The scene where Chris-R aggressively asks Denny for his drug money is also compared to that from ''[[Film/TheBigLebowski]]''.

* HomeroticSubtext: The Critic plays up this trope with regards to Johnny and Denny's relationship by playing Music/WhitneyHouston's "And I Will Always Love You" over the scene where both walk with Johnny's arms around Denny's shoulders.

-->'''Critic:''' Looks like we have a personal story here. Be very afraid, people.

* RantInducingSlight: The Critic loses it after Lisa goes CaptainObvious and asks if Johnny is dead (which is incredibly obvious with blood all over the floor), taking cues from the infamous Dead Parrot sketch from ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''.
-->'''Critic:''' (Tries to hold back his rage) Well yes. Yes, he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his Maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life. He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history!! He's off the train!! He's kicked the bucket!! He's shuffled off the mortal coil!! Run down the curtain and joined the friggin' Choir Invisible!!! '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS! IS AN EX!]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis PERSON!!!]]'''''\\

* {{Headdesk}}: The Critic slams his head on the wall over the scene where Mark still expresses surprise over being invited by Lisa for a night out (for the ''fourth'' time).

* RantInducingSlight: The Critic loses it after Lisa asks if Johnny is dead (which is incredibly obvious with all that conspicuous blood all over the floor).
-->'''Critic:''' (Tries to hold back his rage) Well yes. Yes, he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his Maker. He's a stiff, buried of life. He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history!! He's off the train!! He's kicked the bucket!! He's shuffled off the mortal coil!! Ran down the curtain and joined the freakin' Choir Invisible!!! '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS! IS AN EX!]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis PERSON!!!]]'''''
* RunningGag: Another reviewer (WebVideo/ObscurusLupa, [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]) suddenly shows up to beg the Critic to not review this movie. While Spoony initially thought he was reviewing ''Franchise/{{Highlander}} 2'', he runs off screaming after the Critic tells him what he's actually reviewing.

-->'''Critic:''' So Johnny gets up for a minute and-- (''the Critic screams in horror'') ''Fuck it, movie! Fuck it!'' I got a harder time watching his acting, and you gotta show his ass?! ''What the hell?!''

* {{Headdesk}}: The Critic does this after Mark still expresses surprise over being invited by Lisa for a night out (for the ''fourth'' time).

* SoBadItsGood: Invoked as the Critic's final opinion on the film.

* {{Squick}}: The Critic's InUniverse reaction to the scene of Johnny's bare ass.
-->'''Critic:''' So Johnny gets up for a minute and-- (''Critic screams in horror'') ''Fuck it, movie! Fuck it!'' I got a harder time watching his acting, and you gotta show his ass?! ''What the hell?!''

* {{Headdesk}}: The Critic does this after Lisa and her mother talk for the third time regarding the same issues (i.e, Lisa's dissatisfaction with Johnny).

* RunningGag: Another reviewer (WebVideo/ObscurusLupa, [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]) suddenly shows up to beg the Critic to not review this movie. Although Spoony thought he was reviewing ''Franchise/{{Highlander}} 2''. But after the Critic corrects him Spoony then flees the room in terror.

(Repeat of Johnny's line, followed by a cut to a cut of a fetus -- alluding to the Star Child scene from ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' -- with Wiseau's face on it, with the label "You have reached enlightenment!" below.)\\
'''Voice:''' By God was that bad.

(Repeat of Johnny's line, followed by a cut to the embryo scene from ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' with Wiseau's face on it, with the label "You have reached enlightenment!" below.)\\

-->'''Critic:''' So Johnny gets up for a minute and-- (''Critic screams in horror'') ''Fuck it movie! Fuck it!'' I got a harder time watching his acting, and you gotta show his ass?! What the hell?!

'''Critic''': No no, don't play it again. I think the evidence is very clear. That is the worst piece of acting that has ever been put on film! I mean, my God! Not one inflection was right, not one word was said correctly, not one breath of air made me believe anything that he was saying! There are middle school plays that put on better performances than that couple of seconds. That was like the nirvana of bad acting. The Holy Grail! All hail to you, your lameness!

* RunningGag: Another reviewer (WebVideo/ObscurusLupa, [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]) suddenly shows up to beg the Critic to not review this movie. Although Spoony thought he was reviewing ''Franchise/{{Highlander}} 2''.

* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Spoony
* SoBadItsGood: Invoked as his final opinion on the film.

* MissingEpisode: It was pulled for a time when Tommy Wiseau claimed copyright infringement.
* NamesTheSame: The Critic begins the review by stating he's shocked that so many viewers requested he review ''The Room''. However, The Critic was actually referring to a film he made during college.

* ScreamsLikeAlittleGirl: Spoony

[[TheStinger "You are tearing me APART, Lisa!"]]

* TemporalParadox: When the Critic returned to the present, he noticed his wall was a slightly different color. He worried that many other things have been changed due to messing with the time space continuum, [[SubvertedTrope but his future self assured him that the only thing that changed was his wall color.]] Oh, and a tail.