History Recap / TheNostalgiaCriticS1E6

'''Films:''' Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles 1-3 (1990, 1991, 1993)

* ClippedWingAngel: Super Shredder, the critic wasn't happy.

--> '''Critic''': But, the Turtles are back. And this time they're... well, more kid-friendly, I guess. After all the parents complained about the violence and swearing in the first film, the second film tones down the action and the bad language. Instead of using their weapons to fight people, they use stuff like cold food, belts and yo-yos. You know, stuff you find lying around the HOUSE. [[DontTryThisAtHome Now all your kids will know how to turn household items into blunt, badass weapons.]] [[SarcasmMode Thank you, parents of America!]]\\

* SugarWiki/VisualEffectsOfAwesome: The only ''positive'' he really seems willing to give the movies, here, is geeking out about the lead characters' costumes.

--> '''Critic''': So when we heard they were making a live action movie out of this phenomenon, we ''proudly'' pissed our pants with joy! We shit ourselves with excitement! We vomited up vast amounts of excrement, shit on it, rolled around in it, put it back in our mouths and proceeded to vomit it up '''again''' in roaring anticipation. ({{Beat}}) Okay, maybe only ''I'' did that, but still, bottom line, we were hyped as hell.

--> '''Critic''': So when we heard they were making a live action movie out of this phenomenon, we PROUDLY pissed our pants with joy! We shit ourselves with excitement! We vomited up vast amounts of excrement, shit on it, rolled around in it, put it back in our mouths and proceeded to vomit it up AGAIN in roaring anticipation. ({{Beat}}) Okay, maybe only ''I'' did that, but still, bottom line, we were hyped as hell.

* ClusterFBomb: The Critic admits that every kid in America was "swearing like a bastard" after the film came out, but admits it was better than their "original cut" (which consisted of curse-heavy audio from Film/BoyzNTheHood played over the TMNT footage)

--> '''Critic''': But, the Turtles are back. And this time they're... well, more kid-friendly, I guess. After all the parents complained about the violence and swearing in the first film, the second film tones down the action and the bad language. Instead of using their weapons to fight people, they use stuff like cold food, belts and yo-yos. You know, stuff you find lying around the HOUSE. [[DontTryThisAtHome Now all your kids will know how to turn household items into blunt, badass weapons.]] Thank you, parents of America!\\

* TemptingFate: The Critic was sure that the 3rd movie would be better seeing that they have two movies to experiment... 5 minutes later, he's having a bout of ShowerOfAngst and multiple {{Angrish}} before finally declaring that the movie is Horribufuckus.

* TemptingFate: The Critic was sure that the 3rd movie will be better seeing that they have two movies to experiment... 5 minutes later, he's having a bout of ShowerOfAngst and multiple {{Angrish}} before finally declaring that the movie is Horribufuckus.

* ShowerOfAngst: After 5 minutes of the third movie... The Critic is reduced to blabbering incoherently while on a shower.

'''Films:''' Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles 1-3

* ClusterFBomb: The Critic admits that every kid in America was "swearing like a bastard" after the film came out, but admits it was better than their "original cut" (which consisted of curse-heavy audio from BoysNTheHood played over the TMNT footage)