History Recap / SmallvilleS06E13Crimson

Written by Brian Peterson & Kelly Souders

Directed by Glen Winter

* EmbarrassingTattoo: Lois, under the effects of the love potion, gets one on her breast that reads "Lois and Clark," much to Clark's shock. She gets it removed at the end.

-->'''Lex''': Clark, what are you doing here?
-->'''Red!Clark''': Come on, Lex. You didn't think I was gonna miss this, did you? And look--my own mother would rather raise a glass with the enemy than stand by her own son.
-->'''Martha''': Clark, you're [[NotHimself not yourself]].
-->'''Red!Clark''': It's okay, Mom. You're more a Luthor than a Kent these days anyway. I mean, Dad's been, what, dead a year? But who can blame you for joining the race with Lana? To see who's gonna add the Luthor monogram to their name first?
-->(''Lex moves to stop Red!Clark'')
-->'''Lana''': Lex, he's obviously on something, and he wants us to react. Please don't.
-->'''Red!Clark''': (''to Chloe'') Chloe. I can't say that I'm surprised that you're celebrating here. After all, once Lana's off the market, all those years of unrequited pining may actually pay off. I can't say I haven't thought about it. (''to Lana'') And you. You know, I gotta hand it to you--if you were gonna rebound, why not choose [[ArchEnemy the one person that I hated the most]]? But, I mean, come on, Lana--the joke's over by now, isn't it?
-->'''Lex''': Clark, I think you've done enough damage. Why don't you leave?
-->'''Red!Clark''': [[SuddenlyShouting I'M NOT DONE YET!]] Besides, Lex, I haven't given you my gift yet. Congratulations on sealing the deal. (''tosses a baby toy to Lex'') To baby Luthor--the real reason that Lana's marrying you.

* TwentyFourHourPartyPeople: Lana doesn't know anyone apart from Martha and Chloe in her engagement dinner, according to Red!Clark anyways...

* EmbarrassingTattoo: Lois, under the effects of the love potion, gets one on her breast that reads "Lois and Clark," much to Clark's shock.

* MythologyGag: Her tattoo reads Series/{{LoisAndClark}}, and Lois claims to Clark's future referring to Lana as his past. That chronology does match many versions of the story.

Written by Brian Peterson and Kelly Souders

-->'''Clark''': Come on, Lex. You didn't think I was gonna miss this, did you? And look--my own mother would rather raise a glass with the enemy than stand by her own son.

-->'''Clark''': It's okay, Mom. You're more a Luthor than a Kent these days anyway. I mean, Dad's been, what, dead a year? But who can blame you for joining the race with Lana? To see who's gonna add the Luthor monogram to their name first?
-->(''Lex moves to stop Clark'')

-->'''Clark''': (''to Chloe'') Chloe. I can't say that I'm surprised that you're celebrating here. After all, once Lana's off the market, all those years of unrequited pining may actually pay off. I can't say I haven't thought about it. (''to Lana'') And you. You know, I gotta hand it to you--if you were gonna rebound, why not choose [[ArchEnemy the one person that I hated the most]]? But, I mean, come on, Lana--the joke's over by now, isn't it?

-->'''Clark''': [[SuddenlyShouting I'M NOT DONE YET!]] Besides, Lex, I haven't given you my gift yet. Congratulations on sealing the deal. (''tosses a baby toy to Lex'') To baby Luthor--the real reason that Lana's marrying you.

* SuddenlyShouting: Clark does this during [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech his speech]] at the engagement party.

* {{Fanservice}}: Lois in ThighHighBoots, a ''very'' short skirt, and little else.

%%* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

* BallroomBlitz: [[spoiler:Red!Clark and Lois crash Lex and Lana's engagement dinner.]]

Lois tries on lipstick made with red kryptonite and falls in love with the first male she lays eyes on: Clark. When Lois and Clark share a kiss, the red kryptonite is introduced into Clark's body, causing his "Kal" persona to emerge once again.

* BallroomBlitz: [[spoiler:Clark and Lois crash Lex and Lana's engagement dinner.]]
* GRatedDrug: Red kryptonite, yet again.
* LovePotion: The red kryptonite lipstick that causes Lois to fall in love with the first guy she sees--Clark.

* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: When Lois shows up at the Kent farmhouse looking to hook up with him, Clark has Lois put a [=CD=] into a player. Once Lois' back is turned, he [[SuperSpeed hightails it out of the house]].

* BallroomBlitz: Clark and Lois crash Lex and Lana's engagement dinner.

Lois puts on lipstick made with red kryptonite and falls in love with the first male she lays eyes on: Clark. When Lois and Clark share a kiss, the red kryptonite is introduced into Clark's body, causing his "Kal" persona to emerge once again.