History Radar / WizardsOfWaverlyPlace

*** It's for pouring on a body and then licking off.

* The Ogre from Alex and Harper's appartment asked if he could sleep next to Harper in the creepiest way possible (he would have been rooming with the Russos since the 13th floor apartment didn't exist anymore and the tenants all needed a place to stay). Whether or not it was only part of a ploy by Alex to get Harper to move back to the basement apartment helps or not is up to you. Similarily, Mason applied as a roommate for Alex and Harper. He blantantly wanted to get back with Alex at that point and from what we saw of the apartment set there were no closed off bedrooms. Yeah.

* ''I almost drowned in a chocolate fountain'' episode.

** When the dance instructor in Justin's body is dancing with Theresa in Alex's body (as pictured above), he flirts with her openly and uses some very suggestive language.

** When the dance instructor in Justin's body is dancing with Theresa in Alex's body (as pictured above), he uses some very suggestive language.

** When the dance instructor in Justin's body is dancing with Theresa in Alex's body, he uses some very suggestive language.

** Also from that episode, the only reason Max's viral videos are so popular is that [[HotMom his mom]] yells "Knock it off!" at him in them. There's even a fan club of teenage boys devoted to her.

** In the same episode, when she tells an [[LatinLover extremely]] hispanic elf that she doesn't want any of his chocolate, he assures her (in an uncomfortably seductive manner) that she soon will.

**** Don't forget the 'don't even THINK about it!'look on Alex's face when she stood up after Moseby left, and Zack turned to look at her...

'''Conscience:''' No, Max, I want to get ''inside''- ([[HoYay realizes what he's about to say]]) ...just do it.
** Actually, Conscience said "No, Max I'm going to be inside you...". May not be much better, but he stopped because Max doesn't know that your conscience is always with you on the inside.

** For me, that was the point we can be sure than the authors have definitely decided to make the Jalex ship subtextually canon. Fear the upcoming Season 4, FEAR!!!!

** Care to explain? I guess my mind needs to be filthier to understand.
*** For [[spoiler:pouring on a body and then licking off]].

* In "Harperella" there's a whole lotta FootFocus including Zeke Charming sniffing Harper's shoe and Theresa's foot. Also, Alex considers throwing one of the pigs to Mason's Big Bad Wolf. Note that the "pigs" aren't actually pigs but just Zeke, Justin and Max with snouts. What is it with this show and eating people? Oh and Harper's ball dress shows a rather nice amount of cleavage, for a Disney show anyway.

*** How is this radar?
**** Does the term "bitch" mean anything to you?

* In another episode, Justin and Alex accidentally teleport themselves in a horror movie and two guys who work at the cinema start talking about them, just when their parents arrive there to hear the guys saying that some new characters named Alex and Justin strangely appeared in the movie and that they have ''[[{{UST}} such chemistry]]''. This results in Theresa and Jerry comically widening their eyes . Of course, they do this because their kids got in trouble again, but the scene makes the viewer believe something else for a moment, due to the fact that only ''after'' they play the laughs, the guy continues his sentence, saying :"it's like they grew up together", just to save the appearances and to clean some of the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar crap induced]].

** How is that a possible radar detectee?

** Also in the pilot episode, Max says he wants to make a duplicate in order to give himself a wedgie. His reasoning is that he wants to see what it feels like, but he wants to do it with someone he trusts.

* The episode when the Russos saved Mason from a bunch of hick wizards ended with Alex summing up the events. When she brought up the country wizards they met, she stresses one syllable that sounds like she delved into CountryMatters.
-->'''Alex:''' Well, when Mason was a wolf, he was living in this trailer, with a family who tried to take our portal, but then, but then, I tricked those CUNT-try wizards...
* Also in "Pop Me and We Both Go Down", the animated zit says he can sing for them. "I'll do anything but CUNT-try"

** The title sounds like a porn

* In the recent episode, "Delinquent Justin", Justin grabs Alex's wrist and drags her after him to tell her something in private, to which Justin from the future comments:

* From "Alex's Spring Fling" - Justin: "I have a little quiet time for myself." Max: "What are you going to do, light some candles and take a bath?" Justin: "My quiet time is my quiet time."

* The Ogre from Alex and Harper's appartment asked if he could sleep next to Harper in the creepiest way possible (he would have been rooming with the Russo since the 13th floor apartment didn't exist anymore and the tenants all needed a place to stay). Whether or not it was only part of a ploy by Alex to get Harper to move back to the basement apartment helps or not is up to you. Similarily, Mason applied as a roommate for Alex and Harper. He blantantly wanted to get back with Alex at that point and from what we saw of the apartment set there were no closed off bedrooms. Yeah.

* In "Harperella" there's a whole lotta FootFocus including Zeke Charming sniffing Harper's shoe and Theresa's foot. Also Alex considers throwing one of the pig's to Mason's Big Bad Wold. Note that the "pigs" aren't actually pigs but just Zeke, Justin and Max with snouts. What is it with this show and eating people? Oh and Harper's ball dress shows a rather nice amount of cleavage, for a Disney show anyway.

*** And again in "Meets the Werewolves" where at the end Mason's parents explicitly state that they're going to eat Alex when the find out she's not a werewolf.