History Radar / WizardsOfWaverlyPlace

-->'''Max:''' Oh, I got a good rhyme. ''Corn''.\\
'''Alex:''' And?\\
'''Max:''' ...Ugh, I panicked.

* After Jerry states that either grandchildren or Justin's new spell will make the family name live on, Justin displays his new spell.
-->'''Jerry:''' Your new spell's a woman's hand? I can't wait for the grandchildren.

* In "Three Monsters" when Justin and Juliet are hugging:
-->'''Juliet:''' Justin, your hand's a bit low.\\
'''Alex:''' No, that would be me.
** The writers seem to think that Alex using [[CuteMonsterGirl Frankie Stein]]'s detached hand instead of her own makes it more innocent but it doesn't. ''It really doesn't.''
*** To clarify: It's not a three person hug. ''Alex is off to the side!!!''

* In the beginning of "Quinceanera", when Jerry and Alex [[FreakyFridayFlip switch their bodies]], Jerry made the following statement on in Alex-form:
-->'''Jerry:''' Gosh, it's hot in here.
** Later in that episode Alex's grandmother arrives, and the following exchange takes place.

** ''No kidding.'' In ''any other circumstances'', in ''almost any other show'', you '''know''' what would have happened if Alex and Justin (not related) had been in similar circumstances and had awakened together after a night in the woods...
** It already happened, in some form of Creator/{{Disney}} GRatedSex, at the end of "Dollhouse", when Justin hugged Alex a little too much [[DoubleEntendre and noises could be heard...]][[InnocentInnuendo If you don't watch the video and just listen to it]], [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat you'll think that there is something going on...]]

** He follows it up with "Gosh, I have a lot of hair." Right, Jerry, ''that's'' the reason being inside Alex is so hot.

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* "Three Monsters" has Alex magically swapping Juliet and Harper's clothes to throw off some monster hunters that are after Juliet. When Justin says that Juliet looks better in Harper's clothes, an angry Harper order Juliet to strip and give her clothes back.
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* From "Pop me and We Both Go Down"

In "The Good, the Bad and the Alex", Alex tells Stevie she can 'mess' with her brothers as much as she wants. She means pranking but still ....

'''Justin:''' My quiet time is my quiet time.\\\

* In the begining of "Quinceanera", when Jerry and Alex [[FreakyFridayFlip switch their bodies]], Jerry made the following statement on in Alex-form:

** The writers seem to think that Alex using [[CuteMonsterGirl Frankie Stein]]'s detached hand instead of her own makes it more innocent but it doesn't. ''[[CaptainObvious It really doesn't]].''

* In the episode "Beast Tamer", Max is taking pictures of himself with random things. He then tells Justin that he will start taking pictures of "Things that sound like the float but don't". Max then says, "Like a fish taco."

* The Ogre from Alex and Harper's apartment asked if he could sleep next to Harper in the creepiest way possible (he would have been rooming with the Russos since the 13th floor apartment didn't exist anymore and the tenants all needed a place to stay). Whether or not it was only part of a ploy by Alex to get Harper to move back to the basement apartment helps or not is up to you. Similarly, Mason applied as a roommate for Alex and Harper. He blatantly wanted to get back with Alex at that point and from what we saw of the apartment set there were no closed off bedrooms. Yeah.

* In the episode "Tasty Bites", when Theresa goes on a health kick and drags Jerry along with him, Alex notes that his gym shorts are a little tight. As if to emphasize how tight Jerry's shorts are, they have a visible bulge in the front.

-->'''Max:''' Oh, I got a good rhyme.''Corn''.\\

** It already happened, in some form of Creator/{{Disney}} GRatedSex, at the end of "Dollhouse", hen Justin hugged Alex a little too much [[DoubleEntendre and noises could be heard...]][[InnocentInnuendo If you don't watch the video and just listen to it]], [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat you'll think that there is something going on...]]

** It already happened, in some form of Creator/{{Disney}} GRatedSex, at the end of "Dollhouse", [[FreudWasRight when Justin hugged Alex a little too much]] [[DoubleEntendre and noises could be heard...]][[InnocentInnuendo If you don't watch the video and just listen to it]], [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat you'll think that there is something going on...]]

* And don't forget the crossover with TheSuiteLifeOnDeck where Moseby tells Zack to "entertain" himself with whatever is in his room. Cue Zack leering at Alex hiding behind his bed who reacts in something between disbelief and horror.

* "Family Game Night" had the following exchange with Justin seeking Alex's help to get rid of an unwanted girlfriend:
-->'''Alex:''' You'll need a [[NoodleImplements road flare, a barrel of maple syrup and a trampoline. But the maple syrup isn't for what you think]].\\
'''Justin:''' ''(after she leaves)'' What would I think the maple syrup was for? ''(pause)'' Ohhhh!
** Not to mention that in that episode Alex and Harper (who has a mad crush on Justin) switch bodies, allowing them to make the Jalex utterly blatant.

* What takes the cake is the episode where Alex accidentally wishes that everyone forgot who Justin was, so everyone thinks of him as a complete stranger, leading to the following conversation:
-->'''Teresa:''' Justin is a great catch. You should go out with him!\\
'''Alex:''' Eww, gross...
** In the same episode Justin becomes invisible ''and'' he takes off his clothes, so that he could be completely invisible. This results in unfortunate, awkward lines:

*** And:

** Well, heck, when Alex showed up in the kids' cabin and began unpacking her bag, with Justin in the room. The dialogue went something like:
-->'''Alex:''' Now get outta here, I'm about to do something you don't wanna know about.\\
'''Justin:''' Does it involve me?\\
'''Alex:''' No. ''(Justin leaves.)''
*** ...and then she [[LesYay pulls Harper out of her suitcase...]]
* At the end of the second part of the crossover episode (and the last one to feature Wizards' characters, BTW), London kisses Max, who then tells Justin (who's had a crush on London for a while) 'I'll never wash this cheek again; but you probably should wash that hand.' Sure, Justin's hands were stained with blue ink, so that must've been what he meant...

* "Future Harper":
-->'''Justin:''' Quick! To the Interwizard People Porter! Or as Dad calls it: ''the I.P.P.''\\
'''Max:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Heh, heh, I pee pee]].
** In that same scene:
-->'''Justin:''' I.P.P. on!\\
'''Max:''' Heh. On what?
** And then after they find Future Harper:
-->'''Justin:''' ''(after hurting his eye)'' I need an eye flush station.\\
'''Max:''' I flush after I pee pee.
** And then in Egypt:
-->'''Guy:''' She [referring to Harper] mentioned "Pee pee in the Grand Canyon."\\
'''Justin:''' ''I''.P.P. in the Grand Canyon?\\
'''Guy:''' You too? Strange people Americans. Keep doing this and your natural wonders will be gone!

* The best one is in the "Wizard School" episode in which the [[CaptainErsatz Dumbledore]] eavesdropped on a conversation between Alex and Evilene. "Nothing you would be interested in, [[StraightGay bras and stuff]]"

* The episode that introduced Juliet.
-->'''Justin:''' I also used magic to grow two inches!

** We must remember that it was ''Alex'' who rigged the dice to do that so...yeah.

-->Alex notes that boys keep asking to be her [[InnocentInnuendo biology lab partner,]] even though she is a 9th grader who isn't yet taking biology.

* In the third Chronicles of Moises episode, Jerry tells Max's conscience to become a part of him again, leading to the following dialogue:
-->'''Max:''' Heh. Goodbye, loser. I'm never seeing ''you'' again.\\
'''Conscience:'''"No, Max I'm going to be inside you..."''- ([[HoYay realizes what he's about to say]]) ...just do it.
* Did Kelbo's transformation of himself into a female (Shakira) on a regular basis seem like transexuality to anyone else?
** [[FreudWasRight Or maybe]] [[{{Fetish}} one of his fetishes]].
** Either he's transgender or the world's first full body transvestite.
** Alex asks Shakira "Do you have any idea how many boys have kissed your poster?" It can be taken literally, sure - boys WOULD do that - but not JUST that. You just know the writers wanted her to say "Do you have any idea how many boys have masturbated to your poster?"
* Forget Kelbo- Am I the only one who sees Max's life as a girl crawling with transsexual issues?
** No you are not. Especially since it's as Maxine that he first meets and crushes on a recurring female character.

* In the episode, "Delinquent Justin", Justin grabs Alex's wrist and drags her after him to tell her something in private, to which Justin from the future comments:
-->'''Future!Justin:''' (to Justin and Alex) Hey, where are you guys going? Secrets are for people who have ''[[SecretRelationship something to hide]]''.
** Not to mention Future Justin seems like he's been taking drugs.
* In "Max's Secret Girlfriend", Justin is pretending to be Max's dad, Max hugs him and says "I love you, Daddy", to which Justin replies "Who am I?" followed by Max's very awkward announcement of "He's my Daddy..." to his girlfriend.
** Not to mention that Justin and Alex pretend to be husband and wife and Max's ''parents''.
*** Also, the old form of Justin seems to have a very obvious beer belly.
* I was just watching the show and heard this bit of dialogue. From the episode when Harper feels threatened by Stevie and Alex's friendship:
** Justin: "Okay, I admit it; I turned myself into Alex for [[MakesSenseInContext selfish reasons]]."
** Speaking of Stevie, in "The Good, the Bad and the Alex", Alex tells Stevie she can 'mess' with her brothers as much as she wants. She means pranking but still ....

** Captain Jim Bob Sherwood refers to holding hands or a kiss on the cheek after rescuing Jessica Moon, like in the 1950s. Relative to what in 2010?
*** He tells about holding hands and kisses on the cheek to Jessica Moon, who is played by Harper, ''who is underage''.
*** My understanding is that those things were given a lot more importance back then, and courtship rituals have changed a lot. "Going steady" today means exclusively dating each other, which many people do automatically; in the 1950's, it was practically one step away from proposing. Captain Jim Bob Sherwood is also an older man, so it may be a reflection of adults in 1950's cinema.

** This Troper thinks there are even more implications of this when Zeke then says, "It's my first time."
** Also in the episode, Zeke goes around during the party and at one point he says, [[HoYay "Good looking guy!]].
** The title sounds like porn
* "Journey to the Center of Mason" had a line about using Justin's submarine [[ItMakesSenseInContext to go inside Mason]].
-->'''Alex:''' Justin, going inside Mason's body would be the greatest adventure anyone could ever have.
** She even whispers it borderline sultrily.
** Mason's "I ate Dean!" That can be taken at least [[ImAHumanitarian two]] [[HoYay ways]]. Either one qualifies, especially the first since he actually did.
*** May have been AccidentalInnuendo but knowing this show...
*** And again in "Meet the Werewolves" where at the end Mason's parents explicitly state that they're going to eat Alex when the find out she's not a werewolf.

* In "Wizards vs. Vampires - Dream Date", in almost any other show 'going on vacation with your girlfriend' would refer to sex. And I can't help but think that this is the reason why Justin is being so nervous about it; because he's insecure, virgin and he knows she's over 2,000 years old, so she has to be kind of experienced.
** His father agrees to the vacation as long as the pair "Hang upside down in separate rooms".

** It already happened, in some form of {{Disney}} GRatedSex, at the end of "Dollhouse", [[FreudWasRight when Justin hugged Alex a little too much]] [[DoubleEntendre and noises could be heard...]][[InnocentInnuendo If you don't watch the video and just listen to it]], [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat you'll think that there is something going on...]]

*** [[DontExplainTheJoke It's for pouring on a body and then licking off.]]