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->'''[[OnlySaneMan Columbus]]:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh for FUCK'S SAKE!]] [[SkewedPriorities We are being chased by ravenous zombies, you don't think we have enough problems?]] 'Oh, she stole my hummer', "We have trust issues," well GET OVER IT! Can't we just stay on the road and play I-Spy like four normal-ass Americans?! Fuck me!!

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->'''[[OnlySaneMan Columbus]]:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh for FUCK'S SAKE!]] SAKE! Enough already!]] [[SkewedPriorities We are being chased by ravenous zombies, you don't think we have enough problems?]] 'Oh, she stole my hummer', "We have trust issues," well GET OVER IT! Can't we just stay on the road and play I-Spy like four normal-ass Americans?! Fuck me!!
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-> "When Tallahassee goes [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Hulk]] on a zombie, he sets the standard for not-to-be-fucked-with. Nothing to fear, nothing to lose... what can I say, it's like... it's like art."

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-> "When Tallahassee goes [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk Hulk]] on a zombie, he sets the standard for not-to-be-fucked-with. Nothing to fear, nothing to lose... what can I say, it's like... it's like art."
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-> "''[[AintTooProudToBeg Don't kill me with my own gun!]]''"



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-> "...are meant to be broken. [[PhraseCatcher Time to nut up or shut up]]. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Fuck this clown.]]"

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-> "...are meant to be broken. [[PhraseCatcher Time to nut up or shut up]]. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Fuck this clown.]]"
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->'''Columbus:''' Oh for FUCK'S SAKE! We are being chased by ravenous zombies, you don't think we have enough problems? 'Oh, she stole my hummer', "We have trust issues," well GET OVER IT! Can't we just stay on the road and play I-Spy like four normal-ass Americans?! Fuck me!!

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->'''Columbus:''' ->'''[[OnlySaneMan Columbus]]:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh for FUCK'S SAKE! SAKE!]] [[SkewedPriorities We are being chased by ravenous zombies, you don't think we have enough problems? problems?]] 'Oh, she stole my hummer', "We have trust issues," well GET OVER IT! Can't we just stay on the road and play I-Spy like four normal-ass Americans?! Fuck me!!
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->''' Tallahassee:''' "Best thing about Zombieland? No flushing. Epic.

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->''' Tallahassee:''' "Best Best thing about Zombieland? No flushing. Epic.
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-> "When Tallahassee goes {{Hulk}} on a zombie, he sets the standard for not-to-be-fucked-with. Nothing to fear, nothing to lose... what can I say, it's like... it's like art."

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-> "When Tallahassee goes {{Hulk}} [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Hulk]] on a zombie, he sets the standard for not-to-be-fucked-with. Nothing to fear, nothing to lose... what can I say, it's like... it's like art."



->''' Tallahassee:''' "Best thing about Zombieland? No flushing. Epic.

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->''' Tallahassee:''' "Best thing about Zombieland? No flushing. Epic.
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->'''Columbus:''' Oh for FUCK'S SAKE! We are being chased by ravenous zombies, you don't think we have enough problems? 'Oh, she stole my hummer', and you two got trust issues, well GET OVER IT! Can't we just stay on the road and play I-Spy like four normal-ass Americans?! Fuck me!!

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->'''Columbus:''' Oh for FUCK'S SAKE! We are being chased by ravenous zombies, you don't think we have enough problems? 'Oh, she stole my hummer', and you two got "We have trust issues, issues," well GET OVER IT! Can't we just stay on the road and play I-Spy like four normal-ass Americans?! Fuck me!!
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-> "Thank God for rednecks!" (Upon finding a large cache of weapons in the back of a Hummer)
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-> "Oh my GOD. Look at this fucking clown! Of ''course'' [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes it had to be a clown...]] No, wait; it had to be a clown... and it had to be Wichita up there to make me realize... that some rules..."

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-> "Oh my GOD. Look at this fucking clown! Of ''course'' [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes it had to be a clown...]] No, wait; [[SincerityMode it had to be a clown...clown]]... and it had to be Wichita up there to make me realize... that some rules..."
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->'''Tallahassee:''' Woah.
->'''Columbus:''' I know, right?!
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-> "Oh my GOD. Look at this fucking clown! Of ''course'' it had to be a clown... No, wait; it had to be a clown... and it had to be Wichita up there to make me realize... that some rules..."

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-> "Oh my GOD. Look at this fucking clown! Of ''course'' [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes it had to be a clown... clown...]] No, wait; it had to be a clown... and it had to be Wichita up there to make me realize... that some rules..."
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-> (RULE #17: [[strike:[[DareToBeBadass DON'T]]]] BE A HERO)

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-> (RULE #17: [[strike:[[DareToBeBadass DON'T]]]] [[DareToBeBadass DON'T]] BE A HERO --> BE A HERO)
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-> "You got a purdy mouth." (Just before beating a zombie to death after playing Dueling Banjos to lure it out into the open).
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-> "...are meant to be broken. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Time to nut up or shut up. Fuck this clown.]]"

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-> "...are meant to be broken. [[PhraseCatcher Time to nut up or shut up]]. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Time to nut up or shut up. Fuck this clown.]]"



-> Columbus: "Did you hear, about this place that's totally zombie-free..?"
-> Tallahassee: "Out east, right?"
-> Columbus: "You heard the same thing too?."
-> Tallahassee: "That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year."
-> Columbus: "But there ''are'' no penguins in the North Pole."

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-> Columbus: "Did '''Columbus:''' Did you hear, about this place that's totally zombie-free..?"
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-> Tallahassee: "Out '''Tallahassee:''' Out east, right?"
right?
-> Columbus: "You '''Columbus:''' You heard the same thing too?."
too?.
-> Tallahassee: "That's '''Tallahassee:''' That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year."
year.
-> Columbus: "But '''Columbus:''' But there ''are'' no penguins in the North Pole."



-> Tallahassee: "You wanna feel how hard I can punch?"

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-> Tallahassee: "You '''Tallahassee:''' You wanna feel how hard I can punch?"
punch?



->Columbus: "Oh for FUCK'S SAKE! We are being chased by ravenous zombies, you don't think we have enough problems? 'Oh, she stole my hummer', and you two got trust issues, well GET OVER IT! Can't we just stay on the road and play I-Spy like four normal-ass Americans?! Fuck me!!"
->Tallahassee: "...Let me be the mature one." ''[puts down his gun]''

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->Columbus: "Oh ->'''Columbus:''' Oh for FUCK'S SAKE! We are being chased by ravenous zombies, you don't think we have enough problems? 'Oh, she stole my hummer', and you two got trust issues, well GET OVER IT! Can't we just stay on the road and play I-Spy like four normal-ass Americans?! Fuck me!!"
->Tallahassee: "...
me!!
->'''Tallahassee:''' ...
Let me be the mature one." ''[puts down his gun]''



-> Wichita: "Oooh, Free Parking... which is incidentally the best thing about Zombieland."
->Columbus: "No, the best thing about Zombieland... [[HilariousInHindsight no more Facebook status. "Rob Curtis is gearing up for the weekend"... who cares.]]"
-> Tallahassee: "Best thing about Zombieland? No flushing. Epic."

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-> Wichita: "Oooh, '''Wichita:''' Oooh, Free Parking... which is incidentally the best thing about Zombieland."
->Columbus: "No,
Zombieland.
->'''Columbus:''' No,
the best thing about Zombieland... [[HilariousInHindsight no more Facebook status. "Rob Curtis is gearing up for the weekend"... who cares.]]"
-> Tallahassee:
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->''' Tallahassee:'''
"Best thing about Zombieland? No flushing. Epic."

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