History Quotes / YesMan

'''Riker:''' I don't understand this! Everyone is protecting Sarek: His wife, Mendrossen, even you!

-->--'''''RationalWiki'''''

->Human clothing donation bin Creator/JohnnyDepp has made some incredibly shitty movies lately. For every ''[[Film/WhatsEatingGilbertGrape What's Eating Gilbert Grape]]'', there’s 8 ''Film/DarkShadows''. His latest crap sandwich of course is ''Film/{{Mortdecai}}'', a movie that appears to be a 2-hour long moustache commercial starring Johnny Depp doing a lazy impression of [[Franchise/ThePinkPanther Steve Martin’s Inspector Clouseau]]. Well, it appears ''Mortdecai'' might be the poop that broke the camel’s diaper ([[UnusualEuphemism whatever the hell that means]])...Johnny has been with Tracey and United Talent Agency since he was on ''Series/TwentyOneJumpStreet'' (that’s the definition of a ride or die bitch, in my option), but he’s allegedly “devastated” over his recent string of flops at the box office and thinks it might be time to move on before he makes another ''Film/{{Transcendence}}'' or ''Film/TheTourist''. And according to a source, he’s approached [[Creator/ScarlettJohansson ScarJo]] and [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Leo DiCaprio’s]] manager Rick Yorn. You know, because a dude who convinces you to do ''Film/WeBoughtAZoo'' or ''Film/TheGreatGatsby'' would never steer you wrong...Here’s Johnny at a photocall for ''Mortdecai'' in Tokyo today looking like [[CreatorBacklash he’d rather be at a soap and shower convention than still be promoting this shit]].

->Human clothing donation bin Creator/JohnnyDepp has made some incredibly shitty movies lately. For every ''[[Film/WhatsEatingGilbertGrape What's Eating Gilbert Grape]]'', there’s 8 ''Film/DarkShadows''. His latest crap sandwich of course is ''Film/{{Mortdecai}}'', a movie that appears to be a 2-hour long moustache commercial starring Johnny Depp doing a lazy impression of [[Franchise/ThePinkPanther Steve Martin’s Inspector Clouseau]]. Well, it appears ''Mortdecai'' might be the poop that broke the camel’s diaper ([[UnusualEuphemism whatever the hell that means]])...Johnny has been with Tracey and United Talent Agency since he was on ''Series/TwentyOneJumpStreet'' (that’s the definition of a ride or die bitch, in my option), but he’s allegedly “devastated” over his recent string of flops at the box office and thinks it might be time to move on before he makes another ''Film/{{Transcendence}}'' or ''Film/TheTourist''. And according to a source, he’s approached [[Creator/ScarlettJohansson ScarJo]] and [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Leo DiCaprio’s]] manager Rick Yorn. You know, because a dude who convinces you to do ''Film/WeBoughtAZoo'' or ''Film/TheGreatGatsby''...Here’s Johnny at a photocall for ''Mortdecai'' in Tokyo today looking like [[CreatorBacklash he’d rather be at a soap and shower convention than still be promoting this shit]].

->Human clothing donation bin Creator/JohnnyDepp has made some incredibly shitty movies lately. For every ''[[Film/WhatsEatingGilbertGrape What's Eating Gilbert Grape]]'', there’s 8 ''Film/DarkShadows''. His latest crap sandwich of course is ''Film/{{Mortdecai}}'', a movie that appears to be a 2-hour long moustache commercial starring Johnny Depp doing a lazy impression of [[Franchise/ThePinkPanther Steve Martin’s Inspector Clouseau]]. Well, it appears ''Mortdecai'' might be the poop that broke the camel’s diaper ([[UnusualEuphemism whatever the hell that means]])...Johnny has been with Tracey and United Talent Agency since he was on ''Series/21JumpStreet'' (that’s the definition of a ride or die bitch, in my option), but he’s allegedly “devastated” over his recent string of flops at the box office and thinks it might be time to move on before he makes another ''Film/{{Transcendence}}'' or ''Film/TheTourist''. And according to a source, he’s approached [[Creator/ScarlettJohansson ScarJo]] and [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Leo DiCaprio’s]] manager Rick Yorn. You know, because a dude who convinces you to do ''Film/WeBoughtAZoo'' or ''Film/TheGreatGatsby''...Here’s Johnny at a photocall for ''Mortdecai'' in Tokyo today looking like [[CreatorBacklash he’d rather be at a soap and shower convention than still be promoting this shit]].

->Human clothing donation bin Creator/JohnnyDepp has made some incredibly shitty movies lately. For every ''[[Film/WhatsEatingGilbertGrape What's Eating Gilbert Grape]]'', there’s 8 ''''Film/DarkShadows''. His latest crap sandwich of course is ''Film/{{Mortdecai}}'', a movie that appears to be a 2-hour long moustache commercial starring Johnny Depp doing a lazy impression of [[Franchise/ThePinkPanther Steve Martin’s Inspector Clouseau]]. Well, it appears ''Mortdecai'' might be the poop that broke the camel’s diaper ([[UnusualEuphemism whatever the hell that means]])...Johnny has been with Tracey and United Talent Agency since he was on ''Series/21JumpStreet'' (that’s the definition of a ride or die bitch, in my option), but he’s allegedly “devastated” over his recent string of flops at the box office and thinks it might be time to move on before he makes another ''Film/{{Transcendence}}'' or ''Film/TheTourist''. And according to a source, he’s approached [[Creator/ScarlettJohansson ScarJo]] and [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Leo DiCaprio’s]] manager Rick Yorn. You know, because a dude who convinces you to do ''Film/WeBoughtAZoo'' or ''Film/TheGreatGatsby''...Here’s Johnny at a photocall for ''Mortdecai'' in Tokyo today looking like [[CreatorBacklash he’d rather be at a soap and shower convention than still be promoting this shit]].

->Human clothing donation bin Creator/JohnnyDepp has made some incredibly shitty movies lately. For every ''Film/WhatsEatingGilbertGrape'', there’s 8 ''''Film/DarkShadows''. His latest crap sandwich of course is ''Film/{{Mortdecai}}'', a movie that appears to be a 2-hour long moustache commercial starring Johnny Depp doing a lazy impression of [[Franchise/ThePinkPanther Steve Martin’s Inspector Clouseau]]. Well, it appears Mortdecai might be the poop that broke the camel’s diaper ([[UnusualEuphemism whatever the hell that means]])...Johnny has been with Tracey and United Talent Agency since he was on ''Series/21JumpStreet'' (that’s the definition of a ride or die bitch, in my option), but he’s allegedly “devastated” over his recent string of flops at the box office and thinks it might be time to move on before he makes another ''Film/{{Transcendence}}'' or ''Film/TheTourist''. And according to a source, he’s approached [[Creator/ScarlettJohansson ScarJo]] and [[Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio Leo DiCaprio’s]] manager Rick Yorn. You know, because a dude who convinces you to do ''Film/WeBoughtAZoo'' or ''Film/TheGreatGatsby''...Here’s Johnny at a photocall for ''Mortdecai'' in Tokyo today looking like [[CreatorBacklash he’d rather be at a soap and shower convention than still be promoting this shit]].

->Human clothing donation bin Creator/JohnnyDepp has made some incredibly shitty movies lately. For every ''Film/WhatsEatingGilbertGrape'', there’s 8 ''''Film/DarkShadows''. His latest crap sandwich of course is ''Film/{{Mortdecai}}'', a movie that appears to be a 2-hour long moustache commercial starring Johnny Depp doing a lazy impression of [[Franchise/ThePinkPanther Steve Martin’s Inspector Clouseau]]. Well, it appears Mortdecai might be the poop that broke the camel’s diaper ([[UnusualEuphemism whatever the hell that means]])...Johnny has been with Tracey and United Talent Agency since he was on ''Series/21JumpStreet'' (that’s the definition of a ride or die bitch, in my option), but he’s allegedly “devastated” over his recent string of flops at the box office and thinks it might be time to move on before he makes another ''Film/{{Transcendence}}'' or ''Film/TheTourist''. And according to a source, he’s approached [[Creator/ScarlettJohansson ScarJo]] and [[Creator/LeoDiCaprio Leo DiCaprio’s]] manager Rick Yorn. You know, because a dude who convinces you to do ''Film/WeBoughtAZoo'' or ''Film/TheGreatGatsby''...Here’s Johnny at a photocall for ''Mortdecai'' in Tokyo today looking like [[CreatorBacklash he’d rather be at a soap and shower convention than still be promoting this shit]].

Maybe Johnny is quitting Tracey and wants to keep this all on the low, or maybe that source has busted ears and heard him wrong? Maybe Johnny was referring to how devastated he was after he forgot his floppy hat in a box at the office. Or maybe it was all just druggy pirate talk, like when he told reporters earlier today that he was attacked by a chupacabra.

Here’s Johnny at a photocall for Mortdecai in Tokyo today looking like he’d rather be at a soap and shower convention than still be promoting this shit:

->The herds seek out the great, not for their seed, but for their influence and the great welcome them out of vanity or need.
-->--'''UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte'''

->The herd's seek out the great, not for their seed, but for their influence and the great welcome them out of vanity or need.

->''"I don't need no fucking man servant\\

And half of 'em ain't even funny"''

->'''Picard:''' I can only guess that he does not see--or he does not ''wish'' to see--the truth, and he is being insulated against that truth by those who love him most.
->'''Riker:''' Someone has to confront him.
->'''Picard:''' Not a task that I'm looking forward to.
->'''Riker:''' I don't understand this! Everyone is protecting Sarek: His wife, Mendrossen, even you!

->'''Sir Humphrey:''' I wonder if I might crave your momentary indulgence in order to discharge a by no means disagreeable obligation which has, over the years, become more or less established practice in government service as we approach the terminal period of the year -- calendar, of course, not financial -- in fact, not to put too fine a point on it, Week Fifty-One -- and submit to you, with all appropriate deference, for your consideration at a convenient juncture, a sincere and sanguine expectation -- indeed confidence -- indeed one might go so far as to say hope -- that the aforementioned period may be, at the end of the day, when all relevant factors have been taken into consideration, susceptible to being deemed to be such as to merit a final verdict of having been by no means unsatisfactory in its overall outcome and, in the final analysis, to give grounds for being judged, on mature reflection, to have been conducive to generating a degree of gratification which will be seen in retrospect to have been significantly higher than the general average.
->'''Jim Hacker:''' Are you trying to say "[[LaymansTerms Happy Christmas]]," Humphrey?
->'''Sir Humphrey:''' Yes, Minister.

->'''Det. Amy Santiago:''' Captain, I hate to be harsh, but I think these drills are slightly unnecessary, possibly, although you are the boss and your judgement is impeccable, so I guess what I am trying to say is thank you.
->'''Det. Rosa Diaz:''' I agree. With the stuff about the drills, [[WhatTheHellHero not the spineless ass-kissing.]]

->''"[[UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin Putin]] loved his pet Chihuahua so much he let it sit in his presidential chair from 2008 to 2012 and even pretended that little Dmitri was actually in charge."''
-->--''RationalWiki''

->''“If you quietly accept and go along no matter what your feelings are, ultimately [[BecomingTheMask you internalize what you're saying]], because it's too hard to believe one thing and say another. I can see it very strikingly in my own background. Go to any elite university and you are usually speaking to very disciplined people, people who have been selected for obedience. And that makes sense. If you've resisted the temptation to tell the teacher, 'You're an asshole,' which maybe he or she is, and if you don't say, 'That's idiotic,' when you get a stupid assignment, you will gradually pass through the required filters. You will end up at a good college and eventually with a good job.”''

->''"Boy, that [[http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Ghf9JGT9--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/jr7jfp6fjozwm2zodirt.png sums up everything]], doesn't it? Look at Princeton Boy sitting there, just waiting to have a shoebox filled with oily diarrhea handed to him... You could replace him with a Dustbuster. It doesn't matter. No matter who you are, [[SnubByOmission you don't get a war room phone]]. You sit on your hands and you smile like a fool."''

->''"There’s a huge clue in the book ''The Man who Heard Voices'', which is devoted to the production of ''Film/LadyInTheWater''. It’s clear that the author is wildly in love with Night, and makes no attempt to hide it. The way he plays with his buttons at the dinner table, the ease of those three-pointers he sinks at weekly basketball games with his buddies, and even his unusually long earlobes; the author can’t shut up about how bathed in ethereal light M. Night is, even when he’s squatting down and birthing some plops."''

->''"Dr. Karasu acknowledged that he was not immune from taking satisfaction in the success and fame of his patients. 'Wealthy people bring about a degree of awe, even in their therapists sometimes...It’s King Ludwig Syndrome. In the 19th century, Bernhard von Gudden was the psychiatrist for the Bavarian royal family and began to treat King Ludwig II, [[TheCaligula who was psychotic.]] In the end, the two of them drowned in a boat. So I teach my people who are treating wealthy people, ‘Don’t get in your patients’ boats.’'"''

-->--'''''Series/YesMinister''''', "Party Games" (the [[ChristmasEpisode Christmas Special]])

->'''Det. Amy Santiago:''' Captain, I hate to be harsh, but I think these drills are slightly unnecessary, possibly, although you are the boss and your judgement is impeccable, so I guess what I am trying to say is thank you.\\
'''Det. Rosa Diaz:''' I agree. With the stuff about the drills, [[WhatTheHellHero not the spineless ass-kissing.]]
-->--'''''Series/BrooklynNineNine''''', "Undercover"

->''"Boy, that [[http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Ghf9JGT9--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/jr7jfp6fjozwm2zodirt.png sums up everything]], doesn't it? Look at Princeton Boy sitting there, just waiting to have a shoebox filled with oily diarrhea handed to him. You could replace Jason Garrett will literally anyone, and nothing about the Cowboys would be different. You could replace him with Chip Kelly. You could replace him with a Dustbuster. It doesn't matter. No matter who you are, [[SnubByOmission you don't get a war room phone]]. You sit on your hands and you smile like a fool."''

-->-- '''''{{Eminem}}''''', ''Beautiful''

-->--'''''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''''', "Sarek"

->''"Boy, that sums up everything, doesn't it? Look at Princeton Boy sitting there, just waiting to have a shoebox filled with oily diarrhea handed to him. You could replace Jason Garrett will literally anyone, and nothing about the Cowboys would be different. You could replace him with Chip Kelly. You could replace him with a Dustbuster. It doesn't matter. No matter who you are, [[SnubByOmission you don't get a war room phone]]. You sit on your hands and you smile like a fool."''

->'''Picard:''' I can only guess that he does not see--or he does not ''wish'' to see--the truth, and he is being insulated against that truth by those who love him most.\\
'''Riker:''' Someone has to confront him.\\
'''Picard:''' Not a task that I'm looking forward to.\\
'''Riker:''' I don't understand this! Everyone is protecting Sarek: His wife, Mendrossen, even you!

->'''Sir Humphrey:''' I wonder if I might crave your momentary indulgence in order to discharge a by no means disagreeable obligation which has, over the years, become more or less established practice in government service as we approach the terminal period of the year -- calendar, of course, not financial -- in fact, not to put too fine a point on it, Week Fifty-One -- and submit to you, with all appropriate deference, for your consideration at a convenient juncture, a sincere and sanguine expectation -- indeed confidence -- indeed one might go so far as to say hope -- that the aforementioned period may be, at the end of the day, when all relevant factors have been taken into consideration, susceptible to being deemed to be such as to merit a final verdict of having been by no means unsatisfactory in its overall outcome and, in the final analysis, to give grounds for being judged, on mature reflection, to have been conducive to generating a degree of gratification which will be seen in retrospect to have been significantly higher than the general average.\\
'''Jim Hacker:''' Are you trying to say "[[LaymansTerms Happy Christmas]]," Humphrey?\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' Yes, Minister.

'''Picard:''' Not a task that ''I'm'' looking forward to.\\
'''Riker:''' I don't understand this! Everyone is protecting Sarek: His wife, Mendrossen, even you.

-> '''Sir Humphrey:''' Yes, Minister.

->''Picard:''' I can only guess that he does not see--or he does not ''wish'' to see--the truth, and he is being insulated against that truth by those who love him most.\\

'''Picard:''': Not a task that ''I'm'' looking forward to.\\

->'''Data:''' Sarek is a logical, intelligent being. The effects of Bendii Syndrome are apparent. Why would such a man choose to ignore them?\\
'''Picard:''' Logic fails us sometimes, Data. I think this is one of those times. I can only guess that he does not see--or he does not ''wish'' to see--the truth, and he is being insulated against that truth by those who love him most.