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->'''Tara''': If a man can't shampoo his balls on the bus, then what have we become?
-->--''Live: That'll Do, Pig''
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->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? ''Why'' do I have to say that?
->'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words together.
->'''Tara''': 'Naked rampage'?
->'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
->'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words together.
->'''Tara''': 'Naked rampage'?
->'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
to:
->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? ''Why'' do I have to say that?
->'''Nash''':that?\\
'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite wordstogether.
->'''Tara''':together.\\
'''Tara''': 'Nakedrampage'?
->'''Nash''':rampage'?\\
'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': 'Naked
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
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->'''Tara''': Do you really... do you think there's authority figures waiting on public transportation to sodomize people, Nash? Is that what you think it's like in major cities?
->'''Nash''': Have you been through the TSA?
->'''Tara''': Yes! I have been through it many times.
->'''Nash''' (talking over her): You wanna talk about ''{{Deliverance}}?'' You wanna talk about fuckin' ''Deliverance''?
->'''Tara''': And I can tell you, in all my travels, and I have traveled with, like, an invalid ID and a trick lighter in my bag by accident and gotten a special screening, they do not just have people sitting by, waiting lethally to sodomize random citizens! That's not a thing that happens in reality!
->'''Nash''': Have you been through the TSA?
->'''Tara''': Yes! I have been through it many times.
->'''Nash''' (talking over her): You wanna talk about ''{{Deliverance}}?'' You wanna talk about fuckin' ''Deliverance''?
->'''Tara''': And I can tell you, in all my travels, and I have traveled with, like, an invalid ID and a trick lighter in my bag by accident and gotten a special screening, they do not just have people sitting by, waiting lethally to sodomize random citizens! That's not a thing that happens in reality!
to:
->'''Tara''': Do you really... do you think there's authority figures waiting on public transportation to sodomize people, Nash? Is that what you think it's like in major cities?
->'''Nash''':cities?\\
'''Nash''': Have you been through theTSA?
->'''Tara''':TSA?\\
'''Tara''': Yes! I have been through it manytimes.
->'''Nash'''times.\\
'''Nash''' (talking over her): You wanna talk about ''{{Deliverance}}?'' You wanna talk about fuckin'''Deliverance''?
->'''Tara''':''Deliverance''?\\
'''Tara''': And I can tell you, in all my travels, and I have traveled with, like, an invalid ID and a trick lighter in my bag by accident and gotten a special screening, they do not just have people sitting by, waiting lethally to sodomize random citizens! That's not a thing that happens in reality!
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': Have you been through the
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': Yes! I have been through it many
->'''Nash'''
'''Nash''' (talking over her): You wanna talk about ''{{Deliverance}}?'' You wanna talk about fuckin'
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': And I can tell you, in all my travels, and I have traveled with, like, an invalid ID and a trick lighter in my bag by accident and gotten a special screening, they do not just have people sitting by, waiting lethally to sodomize random citizens! That's not a thing that happens in reality!
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->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': So, how far is it?
->'''Nash''': *shrugs, gets a 'Eureka!' expression, and then holds up a globe*
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Well, ''this'' is France. And ''this'' is America.
->'''Nash''': *points at the various places as Oan speaks*
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': And the difference between them is approximately too fucking far to swim, you unreconstructed moron.
->'''Nash''': *looks confused, and then looks progressively more upset as Oan continues*
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Why, any sane man would question if your mother had any children that ''lived!'' You likely don't have the sense that God gave a weed-whacker. I'd explain in better detail, but you're likely too busy trying to have sex with a farm animal. Does that answer your question?
->'''Nash''': *nods and looks even more depressed*
->'''Nash''': *shrugs, gets a 'Eureka!' expression, and then holds up a globe*
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Well, ''this'' is France. And ''this'' is America.
->'''Nash''': *points at the various places as Oan speaks*
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': And the difference between them is approximately too fucking far to swim, you unreconstructed moron.
->'''Nash''': *looks confused, and then looks progressively more upset as Oan continues*
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Why, any sane man would question if your mother had any children that ''lived!'' You likely don't have the sense that God gave a weed-whacker. I'd explain in better detail, but you're likely too busy trying to have sex with a farm animal. Does that answer your question?
->'''Nash''': *nods and looks even more depressed*
to:
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': So, how far is it?
->'''Nash''':it?\\
'''Nash''': *shrugs, gets a 'Eureka!' expression, and then holds up aglobe*
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''':globe*\\
'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Well, ''this'' is France. And ''this'' isAmerica.
->'''Nash''':America.\\
'''Nash''': *points at the various places as Oanspeaks*
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''':speaks*\\
'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': And the difference between them is approximately too fucking far to swim, you unreconstructedmoron.
->'''Nash''':moron.\\
'''Nash''': *looks confused, and then looks progressively more upset as Oancontinues*
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''':continues*\\
'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Why, any sane man would question if your mother had any children that ''lived!'' You likely don't have the sense that God gave a weed-whacker. I'd explain in better detail, but you're likely too busy trying to have sex with a farm animal. Does that answer yourquestion?
->'''Nash''':question?\\
'''Nash''': *nods and looks even more depressed*
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': *shrugs, gets a 'Eureka!' expression, and then holds up a
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''':
'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Well, ''this'' is France. And ''this'' is
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': *points at the various places as Oan
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''':
'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': And the difference between them is approximately too fucking far to swim, you unreconstructed
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': *looks confused, and then looks progressively more upset as Oan
->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''':
'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Why, any sane man would question if your mother had any children that ''lived!'' You likely don't have the sense that God gave a weed-whacker. I'd explain in better detail, but you're likely too busy trying to have sex with a farm animal. Does that answer your
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': *nods and looks even more depressed*
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->'''Hope''': Packages? So, that's, that's cold, right there. Don't stuff that--it's cold, it's wet and it's a dead bird, don't put that in your pants.
->'''Nash''': I'm probably thinking, we're--let's be generous and say--
->'''Hope''': Your cock does not need the company, he doesn't need a harem.
->'''Nash''': *groans*
->'''Hope''': Keep the chicken out of your pants.
->'''Nash''': I'm probably thinking, we're--let's be generous and say--
->'''Hope''': Your cock does not need the company, he doesn't need a harem.
->'''Nash''': *groans*
->'''Hope''': Keep the chicken out of your pants.
to:
->'''Hope''': Packages? So, that's, that's cold, right there. Don't stuff that--it's cold, it's wet and it's a dead bird, don't put that in your pants.
->'''Nash''':pants.\\
'''Nash''': I'm probably thinking, we're--let's be generous andsay--
->'''Hope''':say--\\
'''Hope''': Your cock does not need the company, he doesn't need aharem.
->'''Nash''': *groans*
->'''Hope''':harem. \\
'''Nash''': *groans*\\
'''Hope''': Keep the chicken out of your pants.
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': I'm probably thinking, we're--let's be generous and
->'''Hope''':
'''Hope''': Your cock does not need the company, he doesn't need a
->'''Nash''': *groans*
->'''Hope''':
'''Nash''': *groans*\\
'''Hope''': Keep the chicken out of your pants.
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->'''Nash''': So we've learned that, and yeah, finally, most importantly, your dead pets are not aircrafts!
->'''Tara''': Oh, no, just... if you really, really feel the need to taxidermy your pets and be that creepy person, fine, I guess, but you know, don't shove a battery pack up Fluffy's ass and make her levitate. That's not OK!
->'''Nash''': That's not... Jesus.
->'''Tara''': Oh, no, just... if you really, really feel the need to taxidermy your pets and be that creepy person, fine, I guess, but you know, don't shove a battery pack up Fluffy's ass and make her levitate. That's not OK!
->'''Nash''': That's not... Jesus.
to:
->'''Nash''': So we've learned that, and yeah, finally, most importantly, your dead pets are not aircrafts!
->'''Tara''':aircrafts!\\
'''Tara''': Oh, no, just... if you really, really feel the need to taxidermy your pets and be that creepy person, fine, I guess, but you know, don't shove a battery pack up Fluffy's ass and make her levitate. That's notOK!
->'''Nash''':OK!\\
'''Nash''': That's not... Jesus.
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': Oh, no, just... if you really, really feel the need to taxidermy your pets and be that creepy person, fine, I guess, but you know, don't shove a battery pack up Fluffy's ass and make her levitate. That's not
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': That's not... Jesus.
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->'''Hope''': What would they... what would they strip? You could put little collars and tutus on them and they'd try to get them off frantically--
->'''Tara''': I mean, have you ever put any kind of clothing on a cat? Priority one is getting that shit off. Especially if you, like, tie something around their tail...
->'''Hope''': Yep.
->'''Tara''': So, you could totally make this happen. You could put any kind of clothes on a cat, throw some catnip in the mix and put them out there and you're gonna have a fuckin' show and I think we should open it, it's a great idea.
->'''Hope''': Lay down a line of catnip, put a tutu and booties on the cat, and then put it out there, play some hardcore oonts-oonts music and they'll be lying around... yes!
->'''Tara''': We need to make this happen.
->'''Nash''' *has been following this exchange looking aghast and staring at both of them in turn*: WHAT THE FUCK?
->'''Hope''': And you could pay them in salmon!
->'''Tara''': You know what’s gonna hurt you more is, your chat has answers. They’re all ‘Well, it depends on the stuffing’ and ‘you can modify the bear in certain ways, like…’. These people know. You’ve got teddy-bear fuckers watching you right--your show right now, Nash.
->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
->'''Tara''': And you know at least one of them fucked a Teddy Ruxpin so they could hear it talk.
->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
->'''Tara''': ‘Call me daddy, Teddy Ruxpin, call me daddy!’
->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
->'''Tara''': ‘Tell me a story, Teddy Ruxpin!’ Yeah.
->'''Nash''': OUT!
->'''Tara''': I mean, have you ever put any kind of clothing on a cat? Priority one is getting that shit off. Especially if you, like, tie something around their tail...
->'''Hope''': Yep.
->'''Tara''': So, you could totally make this happen. You could put any kind of clothes on a cat, throw some catnip in the mix and put them out there and you're gonna have a fuckin' show and I think we should open it, it's a great idea.
->'''Hope''': Lay down a line of catnip, put a tutu and booties on the cat, and then put it out there, play some hardcore oonts-oonts music and they'll be lying around... yes!
->'''Tara''': We need to make this happen.
->'''Nash''' *has been following this exchange looking aghast and staring at both of them in turn*: WHAT THE FUCK?
->'''Hope''': And you could pay them in salmon!
->'''Tara''': You know what’s gonna hurt you more is, your chat has answers. They’re all ‘Well, it depends on the stuffing’ and ‘you can modify the bear in certain ways, like…’. These people know. You’ve got teddy-bear fuckers watching you right--your show right now, Nash.
->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
->'''Tara''': And you know at least one of them fucked a Teddy Ruxpin so they could hear it talk.
->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
->'''Tara''': ‘Call me daddy, Teddy Ruxpin, call me daddy!’
->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
->'''Tara''': ‘Tell me a story, Teddy Ruxpin!’ Yeah.
->'''Nash''': OUT!
to:
->'''Hope''': What would they... what would they strip? You could put little collars and tutus on them and they'd try to get them off frantically--
->'''Tara''':frantically--\\
'''Tara''': I mean, have you ever put any kind of clothing on a cat? Priority one is getting that shit off. Especially if you, like, tie something around theirtail...
->'''Hope''': Yep.
->'''Tara''':tail...\\
'''Hope''': Yep.\\
'''Tara''': So, you could totally make this happen. You could put any kind of clothes on a cat, throw some catnip in the mix and put them out there and you're gonna have a fuckin' show and I think we should open it, it's a greatidea.
->'''Hope''':idea.\\
'''Hope''': Lay down a line of catnip, put a tutu and booties on the cat, and then put it out there, play some hardcore oonts-oonts music and they'll be lying around...yes!
->'''Tara''':yes!\\
'''Tara''': We need to make thishappen.
->'''Nash'''happen.\\
'''Nash''' *has been following this exchange looking aghast and staring at both of them in turn*: WHAT THEFUCK?
->'''Hope''':FUCK?\\
'''Hope''': And you could pay them in salmon!
->'''Tara''': You know what’s gonna hurt you more is, your chat has answers. They’re all ‘Well, it depends on the stuffing’ and ‘you can modify the bear in certain ways, like…’. These people know. You’ve got teddy-bear fuckers watching you right--your show right now,Nash.
->'''Nash''':Nash.\\
'''Nash''': GET THE FUCKOUT!
->'''Tara''':OUT!\\
'''Tara''': And you know at least one of them fucked a Teddy Ruxpin so they could hear ittalk.
->'''Nash''':talk.\\
'''Nash''': GET THE FUCKOUT!
->'''Tara''':OUT!\\
'''Tara''': ‘Call me daddy, Teddy Ruxpin, call medaddy!’
->'''Nash''':daddy!’\\
'''Nash''': GET THE FUCKOUT!
->'''Tara''':OUT!\\
'''Tara''': ‘Tell me a story, Teddy Ruxpin!’Yeah.
->'''Nash''':Yeah.\\
'''Nash''': OUT!
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': I mean, have you ever put any kind of clothing on a cat? Priority one is getting that shit off. Especially if you, like, tie something around their
->'''Hope''': Yep.
->'''Tara''':
'''Hope''': Yep.\\
'''Tara''': So, you could totally make this happen. You could put any kind of clothes on a cat, throw some catnip in the mix and put them out there and you're gonna have a fuckin' show and I think we should open it, it's a great
->'''Hope''':
'''Hope''': Lay down a line of catnip, put a tutu and booties on the cat, and then put it out there, play some hardcore oonts-oonts music and they'll be lying around...
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': We need to make this
->'''Nash'''
'''Nash''' *has been following this exchange looking aghast and staring at both of them in turn*: WHAT THE
->'''Hope''':
'''Hope''': And you could pay them in salmon!
->'''Tara''': You know what’s gonna hurt you more is, your chat has answers. They’re all ‘Well, it depends on the stuffing’ and ‘you can modify the bear in certain ways, like…’. These people know. You’ve got teddy-bear fuckers watching you right--your show right now,
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': And you know at least one of them fucked a Teddy Ruxpin so they could hear it
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': ‘Call me daddy, Teddy Ruxpin, call me
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': ‘Tell me a story, Teddy Ruxpin!’
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': OUT!
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->'''Nash''': You know what would have solved this entire problem? ''Not sticking your penis in a donkey!''
->'''Tara''': That would solve a lot of problems.
->'''Nash''': Problem solved!
->'''Tara''': That would solve a lot of problems.
->'''Nash''': Problem solved!
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->'''Nash''': You know what would have solved this entire problem? ''Not sticking your penis in a donkey!''
->'''Tara''':donkey!''\\
'''Tara''': That would solve a lot ofproblems.
->'''Nash''':problems.\\
'''Nash''': Problem solved!
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': That would solve a lot of
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': Problem solved!
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->'''Nash''': You ever had a problem with a coworker?
->'''Tara''': *laughs* Yeah, once or twice. They're all dead.
->'''Nash''': You shouldn't joke, considering this story. You normally have procedures for handling such things, right?
->'''Tara''': ...yes.
->'''Nash''': OK. Um, do those procedures include hitmen, by chance?
->'''Tara''': Not officially.
->'''Tara''': *laughs* Yeah, once or twice. They're all dead.
->'''Nash''': You shouldn't joke, considering this story. You normally have procedures for handling such things, right?
->'''Tara''': ...yes.
->'''Nash''': OK. Um, do those procedures include hitmen, by chance?
->'''Tara''': Not officially.
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->'''Nash''': You ever had a problem with a coworker?
->'''Tara''':coworker?\\
'''Tara''': *laughs* Yeah, once or twice. They're alldead.
->'''Nash''':dead.\\
'''Nash''': You shouldn't joke, considering this story. You normally have procedures for handling such things,right?
->'''Tara''': ...yes.
->'''Nash''':right?\\
'''Tara''': ...yes.\\
'''Nash''': OK. Um, do those procedures include hitmen, bychance?
->'''Tara''':chance?\\
'''Tara''': Not officially.
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': *laughs* Yeah, once or twice. They're all
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': You shouldn't joke, considering this story. You normally have procedures for handling such things,
->'''Tara''': ...yes.
->'''Nash''':
'''Tara''': ...yes.\\
'''Nash''': OK. Um, do those procedures include hitmen, by
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': Not officially.
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->'''Tara''': Dead snakes don't broadcast CNN! I don't care what liquid you put them in. If dead snakes and liquid could give you cable, I'd have a bucket of dead snakes right now!
->'''Nash''': I take that as a challenge.
->'''Tara''': Well, you let me know how that goes for you.
->'''Tara''': I'm sorry, and my childhood's fucked up?
->'''Nash''': This--I wasn't around for this, this was my dad!
->'''Tara''': My father never blew anything the fuck up! I mean, yes, he set a dog's ass on fire once, but that was an accident.
->'''Nash''': I take that as a challenge.
->'''Tara''': Well, you let me know how that goes for you.
->'''Tara''': I'm sorry, and my childhood's fucked up?
->'''Nash''': This--I wasn't around for this, this was my dad!
->'''Tara''': My father never blew anything the fuck up! I mean, yes, he set a dog's ass on fire once, but that was an accident.
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->'''Tara''': Dead snakes don't broadcast CNN! I don't care what liquid you put them in. If dead snakes and liquid could give you cable, I'd have a bucket of dead snakes right now!
->'''Nash''':now!\\
'''Nash''': I take that as achallenge.
->'''Tara''':challenge.\\
'''Tara''': Well, you let me know how that goes for you.
->'''Tara''': I'm sorry, and my childhood's fuckedup?
->'''Nash''':up?\\
'''Nash''': This--I wasn't around for this, this was mydad!
->'''Tara''':dad!\\
'''Tara''': My father never blew anything the fuck up! I mean, yes, he set a dog's ass on fire once, but that was an accident.
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': I take that as a
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': Well, you let me know how that goes for you.
->'''Tara''': I'm sorry, and my childhood's fucked
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': This--I wasn't around for this, this was my
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': My father never blew anything the fuck up! I mean, yes, he set a dog's ass on fire once, but that was an accident.
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->'''Nash''': I can't believe that we're having to read a serious news article with the words 'Booty call ninjas'!
->'''Tara''': I'm gonna start a white girl rap group called Booty Call Ninjas, and it's gonna be amazing.
->[...]
->'''Nash''' (after explaining the story): ''What happened here?!''
->'''Hope''': In his defense, 'booty call ninjas' is a perfectly accurate description of what he was attacked by!
->'''Tara''': It's true.
->'''Nash''': Who attacks someone with nunchucks in 2011? Honestly!
->'''Tara''': [[AustinPowers Who throws a shoe? Honestly!]]
->'''Hope''': She didn't have a toilet with her, man!
->'''Tara''': It's really hard to be a stealthy ninja with a toilet, OK?
->'''Tara''': I'm gonna start a white girl rap group called Booty Call Ninjas, and it's gonna be amazing.
->[...]
->'''Nash''' (after explaining the story): ''What happened here?!''
->'''Hope''': In his defense, 'booty call ninjas' is a perfectly accurate description of what he was attacked by!
->'''Tara''': It's true.
->'''Nash''': Who attacks someone with nunchucks in 2011? Honestly!
->'''Tara''': [[AustinPowers Who throws a shoe? Honestly!]]
->'''Hope''': She didn't have a toilet with her, man!
->'''Tara''': It's really hard to be a stealthy ninja with a toilet, OK?
to:
->'''Nash''': I can't believe that we're having to read a serious news article with the words 'Booty call ninjas'!
->'''Tara''':ninjas'!\\
'''Tara''': I'm gonna start a white girl rap group called Booty Call Ninjas, and it's gonna beamazing.
->[...]
->'''Nash'''amazing.\\
[...]\\
'''Nash''' (after explaining the story): ''What happenedhere?!''
->'''Hope''':here?!''\\
'''Hope''': In his defense, 'booty call ninjas' is a perfectly accurate description of what he was attackedby!
->'''Tara''':by!\\
'''Tara''': It's true.
->'''Nash''': Who attacks someone with nunchucks in 2011?Honestly!
->'''Tara''':Honestly!\\
'''Tara''': [[AustinPowers Who throws a shoe?Honestly!]]
->'''Hope''':Honestly!]]\\
'''Hope''': She didn't have a toilet with her,man!
->'''Tara''':man!\\
'''Tara''': It's really hard to be a stealthy ninja with a toilet, OK?
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': I'm gonna start a white girl rap group called Booty Call Ninjas, and it's gonna be
->[...]
->'''Nash'''
[...]\\
'''Nash''' (after explaining the story): ''What happened
->'''Hope''':
'''Hope''': In his defense, 'booty call ninjas' is a perfectly accurate description of what he was attacked
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': It's true.
->'''Nash''': Who attacks someone with nunchucks in 2011?
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': [[AustinPowers Who throws a shoe?
->'''Hope''':
'''Hope''': She didn't have a toilet with her,
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': It's really hard to be a stealthy ninja with a toilet, OK?
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->'''Nash''': I can't think of any situation in a McDonalds where a gun is an appropriate response!
->'''Justin''': Never. Never.
->'''Hope''': Hash browns...
->'''Nash''': Unless Ronald [=McDonald=] himself turns up, 'cause he is creepy as shit.
->'''Justin''': Never. Never.
->'''Hope''': Hash browns...
->'''Nash''': Unless Ronald [=McDonald=] himself turns up, 'cause he is creepy as shit.
to:
->'''Nash''': I can't think of any situation in a McDonalds where a gun is an appropriate response!
->'''Justin''':response!\\
'''Justin''': Never.Never.
->'''Hope''':Never.\\
'''Hope''': Hashbrowns...
->'''Nash''':browns...\\
'''Nash''': Unless Ronald [=McDonald=] himself turns up, 'cause he is creepy as shit.
->'''Justin''':
'''Justin''': Never.
->'''Hope''':
'''Hope''': Hash
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': Unless Ronald [=McDonald=] himself turns up, 'cause he is creepy as shit.
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->'''Nash''': You're bonding over people shoving things in their butt!
->'''Kyle''': This is what we do. We bond over weird things, [Hope] and I.
->'''Nash''': This is unnerving. I... uh... OK.
->'''Kyle''': This is what we do. We bond over weird things, [Hope] and I.
->'''Nash''': This is unnerving. I... uh... OK.
to:
->'''Nash''': You're bonding over people shoving things in their butt!
->'''Kyle''':butt!\\
'''Kyle''': This is what we do. We bond over weird things, [Hope] andI.
->'''Nash''':I.\\
'''Nash''': This is unnerving. I... uh... OK.
->'''Kyle''':
'''Kyle''': This is what we do. We bond over weird things, [Hope] and
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': This is unnerving. I... uh... OK.
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->'''Nash''': You have an interesting idea of what constitutes 'gold'.
->'''Tara''': Hey, Mike agreed with me!
->'''Nash''': Mike sent me a ''gimp suit!''
->'''Tara''': Hey, Mike agreed with me!
->'''Nash''': Mike sent me a ''gimp suit!''
to:
->'''Nash''': You have an interesting idea of what constitutes 'gold'.
->'''Tara''':'gold'.\\
'''Tara''': Hey, Mike agreed withme!
->'''Nash''':me!\\
'''Nash''': Mike sent me a ''gimp suit!''
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': Hey, Mike agreed with
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': Mike sent me a ''gimp suit!''
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->'''Nash''': I don't feel right, commenting on a fight over a latex penis.
->'''Tara''': I feel that again, we have to go over a little thing called 'proportionate response'.
->'''Tara''': I feel that again, we have to go over a little thing called 'proportionate response'.
to:
->'''Nash''': I don't feel right, commenting on a fight over a latex penis.
->'''Tara''':penis.\\
'''Tara''': I feel that again, we have to go over a little thing called 'proportionate response'.
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': I feel that again, we have to go over a little thing called 'proportionate response'.
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->'''Tara''': If you’re gonna do naked cheesecake Hitler, he’d better be missing a ball.
->'''Nash''': Just saying. Otherwise it’d be disrespectful.
->'''Tara''': Exactly.
->'''Nash''': Yeah.
->'''Nash''': Why don’t we get back into our wheelhouse, and away from the semen? How many times can we say ‘semen’ on the show tonight?
->'''Tara''': We have anything about guys in the Navy?
->'''Nash''': No, no.
->[…]
->'''Tara''': Wait, how is semen not in our wheelhouse?
->'''Nash''': We’re more of the… uh… yeah, you’re right.
->'''Tara''': It’s a natural extension! Like, it’s gonna get to the point where naked crazy is no longer enough for this bit, and it’s gonna have to be ejaculate crazy! It’s gonna have to be, some crazy fucker ran around naked, went on a rampage, wrecked seventeen cars and then jacked off on each and every one of them, in order to make it on this show!
->'''Nash''': Just saying. Otherwise it’d be disrespectful.
->'''Tara''': Exactly.
->'''Nash''': Yeah.
->'''Nash''': Why don’t we get back into our wheelhouse, and away from the semen? How many times can we say ‘semen’ on the show tonight?
->'''Tara''': We have anything about guys in the Navy?
->'''Nash''': No, no.
->[…]
->'''Tara''': Wait, how is semen not in our wheelhouse?
->'''Nash''': We’re more of the… uh… yeah, you’re right.
->'''Tara''': It’s a natural extension! Like, it’s gonna get to the point where naked crazy is no longer enough for this bit, and it’s gonna have to be ejaculate crazy! It’s gonna have to be, some crazy fucker ran around naked, went on a rampage, wrecked seventeen cars and then jacked off on each and every one of them, in order to make it on this show!
to:
->'''Tara''': If you’re gonna do naked cheesecake Hitler, he’d better be missing a ball.
->'''Nash''':ball.\\
'''Nash''': Just saying. Otherwise it’d bedisrespectful.
->'''Tara''': Exactly.
->'''Nash''':disrespectful.\\
'''Tara''': Exactly.\\
'''Nash''': Yeah.
->'''Nash''': Why don’t we get back into our wheelhouse, and away from the semen? How many times can we say ‘semen’ on the showtonight?
->'''Tara''':tonight?\\
'''Tara''': We have anything about guys in theNavy?
->'''Nash''':Navy?\\
'''Nash''': No,no.
->[…]
->'''Tara''':no.\\
[…]\\
'''Tara''': Wait, how is semen not in ourwheelhouse?
->'''Nash''':wheelhouse?\\
'''Nash''': We’re more of the… uh… yeah, you’reright.
->'''Tara''':right.\\
'''Tara''': It’s a natural extension! Like, it’s gonna get to the point where naked crazy is no longer enough for this bit, and it’s gonna have to be ejaculate crazy! It’s gonna have to be, some crazy fucker ran around naked, went on a rampage, wrecked seventeen cars and then jacked off on each and every one of them, in order to make it on this show!
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': Just saying. Otherwise it’d be
->'''Tara''': Exactly.
->'''Nash''':
'''Tara''': Exactly.\\
'''Nash''': Yeah.
->'''Nash''': Why don’t we get back into our wheelhouse, and away from the semen? How many times can we say ‘semen’ on the show
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': We have anything about guys in the
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': No,
->[…]
->'''Tara''':
[…]\\
'''Tara''': Wait, how is semen not in our
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': We’re more of the… uh… yeah, you’re
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': It’s a natural extension! Like, it’s gonna get to the point where naked crazy is no longer enough for this bit, and it’s gonna have to be ejaculate crazy! It’s gonna have to be, some crazy fucker ran around naked, went on a rampage, wrecked seventeen cars and then jacked off on each and every one of them, in order to make it on this show!
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->'''Nash''': And it's a circumcised penis, no less!
->'''Tara''': Yeah, balls and all.
->'''Nash''': And yeah, he's right with God, that snow penis is right with the Lord, so, you know, OK...
->'''Tara''': As long as it's Jewish.
->'''Tara''': Yeah, balls and all.
->'''Nash''': And yeah, he's right with God, that snow penis is right with the Lord, so, you know, OK...
->'''Tara''': As long as it's Jewish.
to:
->'''Nash''': And it's a circumcised penis, no less!
->'''Tara''':less!\\
'''Tara''': Yeah, balls andall.
->'''Nash''':all.\\
'''Nash''': And yeah, he's right with God, that snow penis is right with the Lord, so, you know,OK...
->'''Tara''':OK...\\
'''Tara''': As long as it's Jewish.
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': Yeah, balls and
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': And yeah, he's right with God, that snow penis is right with the Lord, so, you know,
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': As long as it's Jewish.
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->'''Tara''': There is no excuse to be having a naked sword-fight with your girlfriend unless you are shooting a porn version of ''KillBill!''
->'''Nash''': Now, look, I've had fights with my girlfriends:
->'''Tara''': Which I might actually watch...
->'''Nash''': Now, look, I've had fights with my girlfriends:
->'''Tara''': Which I might actually watch...
to:
->'''Tara''': There is no excuse to be having a naked sword-fight with your girlfriend unless you are shooting a porn version of ''KillBill!''
->'''Nash''':''KillBill!''\\
'''Nash''': Now, look, I've had fights with mygirlfriends:
->'''Tara''':girlfriends:\\
'''Tara''': Which I might actually watch...
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': Now, look, I've had fights with my
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': Which I might actually watch...
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->'''Tara''': How does a microwave get haunted, I wonder?
->'''Nash''': Xanax?
->'''Nash''': Xanax?
to:
->'''Tara''': How does a microwave get haunted, I wonder?
->'''Nash''':wonder?\\
'''Nash''': Xanax?
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': Xanax?
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->'''Tara''': I know we always say that your vagina is not a purse, but conversely, your purse is not a vagina. You don't need to lube up your purse to put your wallet in there.
->'''Nash and Hope''': Maybe she couldn't get her keys in!
->'''Nash and Hope''': Maybe she couldn't get her keys in!
to:
->'''Tara''': I know we always say that your vagina is not a purse, but conversely, your purse is not a vagina. You don't need to lube up your purse to put your wallet in there.
->'''Nashthere.\\
'''Nash and Hope''': Maybe she couldn't get her keys in!
->'''Nash
'''Nash and Hope''': Maybe she couldn't get her keys in!
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->'''Tara''': I don't like people any more.
->'''Nash''': *applauding* Yay!
->'''Tara''': I just--I just don't.
->'''Nash''': *applauding* Yay!
->'''Tara''': I just--I just don't.
to:
->'''Tara''': I don't like people any more.
->'''Nash''':more.\\
'''Nash''': *applauding*Yay!
->'''Tara''':Yay!\\
'''Tara''': I just--I just don't.
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': *applauding*
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': I just--I just don't.
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->'''Tara''': Be creative! If you're going to be an asshole, be a ''creative'' asshole. Don't half-ass your assholery! It's insulting.
->'''Nash''': So... they had to use their whole ass to be an asshole? See what I did there?
->'''Nash''': So... they had to use their whole ass to be an asshole? See what I did there?
to:
->'''Tara''': Be creative! If you're going to be an asshole, be a ''creative'' asshole. Don't half-ass your assholery! It's insulting.
->'''Nash''':insulting.\\
'''Nash''': So... they had to use their whole ass to be an asshole? See what I did there?
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': So... they had to use their whole ass to be an asshole? See what I did there?
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->'''Nash''': This is what happens when idiots write laws! They have now outlawed brains! Florida has made having a brain illegal!
->'''Tara''': But beastiality's still legal.
->'''Nash''': But beastiality, yes. You can fuck a donkey, but you can't think in Florida!
->'''Tara''': Well, yes. You act like we didn't know that already.
->'''Tara''': But beastiality's still legal.
->'''Nash''': But beastiality, yes. You can fuck a donkey, but you can't think in Florida!
->'''Tara''': Well, yes. You act like we didn't know that already.
to:
->'''Nash''': This is what happens when idiots write laws! They have now outlawed brains! Florida has made having a brain illegal!
->'''Tara''':illegal!\\
'''Tara''': But beastiality's stilllegal.
->'''Nash''':legal.\\
'''Nash''': But beastiality, yes. You can fuck a donkey, but you can't think inFlorida!
->'''Tara''':Florida!\\
'''Tara''': Well, yes. You act like we didn't know that already.
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': But beastiality's still
->'''Nash''':
'''Nash''': But beastiality, yes. You can fuck a donkey, but you can't think in
->'''Tara''':
'''Tara''': Well, yes. You act like we didn't know that already.
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-->--''Live: Kindergarten Cop 2: Judgement Day''
to:
-->--''Live: Kindergarten Cop 2: Judgement Day''Day''
->'''Nash''': This is what happens when idiots write laws! They have now outlawed brains! Florida has made having a brain illegal!
->'''Tara''': But beastiality's still legal.
->'''Nash''': But beastiality, yes. You can fuck a donkey, but you can't think in Florida!
->'''Tara''': Well, yes. You act like we didn't know that already.
-->--''Live: Junk In The Junk''
->'''Nash''': This is what happens when idiots write laws! They have now outlawed brains! Florida has made having a brain illegal!
->'''Tara''': But beastiality's still legal.
->'''Nash''': But beastiality, yes. You can fuck a donkey, but you can't think in Florida!
->'''Tara''': Well, yes. You act like we didn't know that already.
-->--''Live: Junk In The Junk''
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->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We shall not allow this! You shall not thwart us! Your time has come!
->'''Space Guy:''' Not so fast! Did you honestly think the good and moral people of Space would simply sit by and allow this?! I'm here to stop you!
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You propose nothing in the sight of the Trousers Cosmic! Just how do you possibly think you can defeat us?
->'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and call bullshit!
->'''The Trousers Cosmic''' and '''Nash''': [simultaneously] What?
->'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace Pants from space.]] What the fuck?
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We are the Trousers Cosmic. We are--
->'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is bullshit. This is absolutely stupid.
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We... have long been in--
->'''Space Guy:''' Yes, yes, 'long been lying in wait', 'been here for ages', blah blah blah. You have ''Googly Eyes''. You can buy them from a goddamn WalMart.
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale... we, uh--
->'''Space Guy:''' No no no, shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not 'nemesis material'. [[AtopTheFourthWall Lord Vyce]], there's a nemesis. [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]! [[{{Phelous}} Sub-Zero]]! The Devil! TheAngryVideoGameNerd fought the actual fucking Devil! Are you more badass than the Devil?
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' [mumbles] ...no.
->'''Space Guy:''' I'm sorry, I, uh, didn't catch that. What was that?
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' No!
->'''Space Guy:''' Goddamn right, 'no'! Now get your Lane Bryant ass out of here and find yourself an appropriate web series! Try that [[{{WebVideo/Fred}} Fred]] [[TakeThat fuckwit, you're about his speed.]]
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You... er... haven't heard the last of--
->'''Space Guy:''' Ah, no, shut the fuck up!
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:'''...
->'''Space Guy:''' Just go!
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Just, uh... just shut it off.
->'''Nash:''' Um...
->'''Space Guy:''' And you! You're lucky I got here before the commentors on the site responded to this nonsense and flamed your fat butt back to YouTube! [{{Beat}}] Say thank you!
->'''Nash:''' Uh, what the f-
->'''Space Guy:''' SAY THANK YOU!
->'''Nash:''' THANK YOU!
->'''Space Guy:''' Damn right!
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Little do they know that in time, we shall return and-
->'''Space Guy:''' [[AC:NO.]]
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' FUCK!
-->-- ''Begging The Question''
->'''Space Guy:''' Not so fast! Did you honestly think the good and moral people of Space would simply sit by and allow this?! I'm here to stop you!
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You propose nothing in the sight of the Trousers Cosmic! Just how do you possibly think you can defeat us?
->'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and call bullshit!
->'''The Trousers Cosmic''' and '''Nash''': [simultaneously] What?
->'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace Pants from space.]] What the fuck?
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We are the Trousers Cosmic. We are--
->'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is bullshit. This is absolutely stupid.
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We... have long been in--
->'''Space Guy:''' Yes, yes, 'long been lying in wait', 'been here for ages', blah blah blah. You have ''Googly Eyes''. You can buy them from a goddamn WalMart.
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale... we, uh--
->'''Space Guy:''' No no no, shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not 'nemesis material'. [[AtopTheFourthWall Lord Vyce]], there's a nemesis. [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]! [[{{Phelous}} Sub-Zero]]! The Devil! TheAngryVideoGameNerd fought the actual fucking Devil! Are you more badass than the Devil?
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' [mumbles] ...no.
->'''Space Guy:''' I'm sorry, I, uh, didn't catch that. What was that?
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' No!
->'''Space Guy:''' Goddamn right, 'no'! Now get your Lane Bryant ass out of here and find yourself an appropriate web series! Try that [[{{WebVideo/Fred}} Fred]] [[TakeThat fuckwit, you're about his speed.]]
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You... er... haven't heard the last of--
->'''Space Guy:''' Ah, no, shut the fuck up!
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:'''...
->'''Space Guy:''' Just go!
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Just, uh... just shut it off.
->'''Nash:''' Um...
->'''Space Guy:''' And you! You're lucky I got here before the commentors on the site responded to this nonsense and flamed your fat butt back to YouTube! [{{Beat}}] Say thank you!
->'''Nash:''' Uh, what the f-
->'''Space Guy:''' SAY THANK YOU!
->'''Nash:''' THANK YOU!
->'''Space Guy:''' Damn right!
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Little do they know that in time, we shall return and-
->'''Space Guy:''' [[AC:NO.]]
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' FUCK!
-->-- ''Begging The Question''
to:
->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We shall not allow this! You shall not thwart us! Your time has come!
->'''Spacecome!\\
'''Space Guy:''' Not so fast! Did you honestly think the good and moral people of Space would simply sit by and allow this?! I'm here to stopyou!
->'''Theyou!\\
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You propose nothing in the sight of the Trousers Cosmic! Just how do you possibly think you can defeatus?
->'''Spaceus?\\
'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and callbullshit!
->'''Thebullshit!\\
'''The Trousers Cosmic''' and'''Nash''': [simultaneously] What?
->'''Space'''Nash:''' (''simultaneously'') What?\\
'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace Pants from space.]] What thefuck?
->'''Thefuck?\\
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We are the Trousers Cosmic. Weare--
->'''Spaceare--\\
'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is bullshit. This is absolutely stupid. \n->'''The \\
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We... have long beenin--
->'''Spacein--\\
'''Space Guy:''' Yes, yes,'long "long been lying in wait', 'been wait", "been here for ages', ages", blah blah blah. You have ''Googly Eyes''. You can buy them from a goddamn WalMart. \n->'''The \\
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale... we,uh--
->'''Spaceuh--\\
'''Space Guy:''' No no no, shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not'nemesis material'. [[AtopTheFourthWall "nemesis material". [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Lord Vyce]], there's a nemesis. [[TheSpoonyExperiment [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]! [[{{Phelous}} [[WebVideo/{{Phelous}} Sub-Zero]]! The Devil! TheAngryVideoGameNerd WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd fought the actual fucking Devil! Are you more badass than the Devil?
->'''TheDevil?\\
'''The Trousers Cosmic:'''[mumbles] ...no.
->'''Space(''mumbles'') ...no.\\
'''Space Guy:''' I'm sorry, I, uh, didn't catch that. What wasthat?
->'''Thethat?\\
'''The Trousers Cosmic:'''No!
->'''SpaceNo!\\
'''Space Guy:''' Goddamn right,'no'! "no"! Now get your Lane Bryant ass out of here and find yourself an appropriate web series! Try that [[{{WebVideo/Fred}} Fred]] WebVideo/{{Fred}} [[TakeThat fuckwit, you're about his speed.]]
->'''The]]\\
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You... er... haven't heard the lastof--
->'''Spaceof--\\
'''Space Guy:''' Ah, no, shut the fuckup!
->'''Theup!\\
'''The TrousersCosmic:'''...
->'''SpaceCosmic:'''...\\
'''Space Guy:''' Justgo!
->'''Thego!\\
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Just, uh... just shut itoff.
->'''Nash:''' Um...
->'''Spaceoff.\\
'''Nash:''' Um...\\
'''Space Guy:''' And you! You're lucky I got here before the commentors on the site responded to this nonsense and flamed your fat butt back toYouTube! [{{Beat}}] Website/YouTube! (''{{beat}}'') Say thank you!
->'''Nash:'''you!\\
'''Nash:''' Uh, what thef-
->'''Spacef--\\
'''Space Guy:''' SAY THANKYOU!
->'''Nash:'''YOU!\\
'''Nash:''' THANKYOU!
->'''SpaceYOU!\\
'''Space Guy:''' Damnright!
->'''Theright!\\
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Little do they know that in time, we shall returnand-
->'''Spaceand--\\
'''Space Guy:''' [[AC:NO.]]
->'''The]]\\
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' FUCK!
-->-- ''BeggingThe the Question''
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' Not so fast! Did you honestly think the good and moral people of Space would simply sit by and allow this?! I'm here to stop
->'''The
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You propose nothing in the sight of the Trousers Cosmic! Just how do you possibly think you can defeat
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and call
->'''The
'''The Trousers Cosmic''' and
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace Pants from space.]] What the
->'''The
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We are the Trousers Cosmic. We
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is bullshit. This is absolutely stupid.
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We... have long been
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' Yes, yes,
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale... we,
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' No no no, shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not
->'''The
'''The Trousers Cosmic:'''
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' I'm sorry, I, uh, didn't catch that. What was
->'''The
'''The Trousers Cosmic:'''
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' Goddamn right,
->'''The
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You... er... haven't heard the last
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' Ah, no, shut the fuck
->'''The
'''The Trousers
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' Just
->'''The
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Just, uh... just shut it
->'''Nash:''' Um...
->'''Space
'''Nash:''' Um...\\
'''Space Guy:''' And you! You're lucky I got here before the commentors on the site responded to this nonsense and flamed your fat butt back to
->'''Nash:'''
'''Nash:''' Uh, what the
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' SAY THANK
->'''Nash:'''
'''Nash:''' THANK
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' Damn
->'''The
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Little do they know that in time, we shall return
->'''Space
'''Space Guy:''' [[AC:NO.
->'''The
'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' FUCK!
-->-- ''Begging
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-->'''Tara''': If you’re gonna do naked cheesecake Hitler, he’d better be missing a ball.
-->'''Nash''': Just saying. Otherwise it’d be disrespectful.
-->'''Tara''': Exactly.
-->'''Nash''': Yeah.
-->'''Nash''': Why don’t we get back into our wheelhouse, and away from the semen? How many times can we say ‘semen’ on the show tonight?
-->'''Tara''': We have anything about guys in the Navy?
-->'''Nash''': No, no.
-->[…]
-->'''Tara''': Wait, how is semen not in our wheelhouse?
-->'''Nash''': We’re more of the… uh… yeah, you’re right.
-->'''Tara''': It’s a natural extension! Like, it’s gonna get to the point where naked crazy is no longer enough for this bit, and it’s gonna have to be ejaculate crazy! It’s gonna have to be, some crazy fucker ran around naked, went on a rampage, wrecked seventeen cars and then jacked off on each and every one of them, in order to make it on this show!
-->--''Live- Poop-Type Pokemon''
-->'''Nash''': Argh! Your dick is not a speed-bump!
-->--''Live- Nudes On Ice''
-->'''Tara''': There are still states where a man can't marry a man and a woman can't marry a woman, but this bitch can marry a building! Welcome to America.
-->--''Live- Naked By Possession''
-->'''Nash''': Um, we'd like to express our concern, there's a guy dressed as Marilyn Monroe blowing priests in the back. We're concerned about this.
-->--''Live- All Aboard The Windex Express!''
-->'''Nash''': And it's a circumcised penis, no less!
-->'''Tara''': Yeah, balls and all.
-->'''Nash''': And yeah, he's right with God, that snow penis is right with the Lord, so, you know, OK...
-->'''Tara''': As long as it's Jewish.
-->'''Tara''': If you have to use an illicit substance, use a ''time-tested'' illicit substance! Go with the classics. You don't gotta be a fuckin' hipster about it. You don't gotta discover the awesome new indie drug no-one's even heard of yet! Take off your fucking fedora and do some heroin!
-->--''Live- Stop, Drop & Jerk''
-->'''Nash''': That is the happiest donkey-fucker I have ever seen in my life!
-->--''Live- The Hard-Packed Snow''
-->'''Nash''': I have taken a stand on several things- not always wisely, not always sensibly, mainly involving me screaming 'FUCK!' a whole bunch- but I have never taken a stand with my penis!
-->--''Live- Frequent Foolish Miles''
-->'''Tara''': There is no excuse to be having a naked sword-fight with your girlfriend unless you are shooting a porn version of ''KillBill!''
-->'''Nash''': Now, look, I've had fights with my girlfriends-
-->'''Tara''': Which I might actually watch...
-->--''Live- It's Like A Puppy''
-->'''Nash''': Can you focus on the guy with meat in his pants, please? I can't believe I had to say that.
-->--''Live- Don't Mess With The Amish''
-->'''Nash''': Yes, because that's exactly what we want young boys and grown men doing together in bathrooms: engaging in contests with their dicks! What the fuck is wrong with you?
-->'''Nash''': Just saying. Otherwise it’d be disrespectful.
-->'''Tara''': Exactly.
-->'''Nash''': Yeah.
-->'''Nash''': Why don’t we get back into our wheelhouse, and away from the semen? How many times can we say ‘semen’ on the show tonight?
-->'''Tara''': We have anything about guys in the Navy?
-->'''Nash''': No, no.
-->[…]
-->'''Tara''': Wait, how is semen not in our wheelhouse?
-->'''Nash''': We’re more of the… uh… yeah, you’re right.
-->'''Tara''': It’s a natural extension! Like, it’s gonna get to the point where naked crazy is no longer enough for this bit, and it’s gonna have to be ejaculate crazy! It’s gonna have to be, some crazy fucker ran around naked, went on a rampage, wrecked seventeen cars and then jacked off on each and every one of them, in order to make it on this show!
-->--''Live- Poop-Type Pokemon''
-->'''Nash''': Argh! Your dick is not a speed-bump!
-->--''Live- Nudes On Ice''
-->'''Tara''': There are still states where a man can't marry a man and a woman can't marry a woman, but this bitch can marry a building! Welcome to America.
-->--''Live- Naked By Possession''
-->'''Nash''': Um, we'd like to express our concern, there's a guy dressed as Marilyn Monroe blowing priests in the back. We're concerned about this.
-->--''Live- All Aboard The Windex Express!''
-->'''Nash''': And it's a circumcised penis, no less!
-->'''Tara''': Yeah, balls and all.
-->'''Nash''': And yeah, he's right with God, that snow penis is right with the Lord, so, you know, OK...
-->'''Tara''': As long as it's Jewish.
-->'''Tara''': If you have to use an illicit substance, use a ''time-tested'' illicit substance! Go with the classics. You don't gotta be a fuckin' hipster about it. You don't gotta discover the awesome new indie drug no-one's even heard of yet! Take off your fucking fedora and do some heroin!
-->--''Live- Stop, Drop & Jerk''
-->'''Nash''': That is the happiest donkey-fucker I have ever seen in my life!
-->--''Live- The Hard-Packed Snow''
-->'''Nash''': I have taken a stand on several things- not always wisely, not always sensibly, mainly involving me screaming 'FUCK!' a whole bunch- but I have never taken a stand with my penis!
-->--''Live- Frequent Foolish Miles''
-->'''Tara''': There is no excuse to be having a naked sword-fight with your girlfriend unless you are shooting a porn version of ''KillBill!''
-->'''Nash''': Now, look, I've had fights with my girlfriends-
-->'''Tara''': Which I might actually watch...
-->--''Live- It's Like A Puppy''
-->'''Nash''': Can you focus on the guy with meat in his pants, please? I can't believe I had to say that.
-->--''Live- Don't Mess With The Amish''
-->'''Nash''': Yes, because that's exactly what we want young boys and grown men doing together in bathrooms: engaging in contests with their dicks! What the fuck is wrong with you?
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-->'''Tara''':
->'''Tara''': Wait, how is semen not in our wheelhouse?
-->'''Tara''':
->'''Tara''': Which I might actually watch...
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-->'''Tara''': Hire a hitman like everyone else! You don't fucking ask young children to kill people! [...] There's more than one way to skin a grandma, is all I'm saying. And none of them should involve a seven-year-old!
-->'''Tara''': Are we trying to apply logic to the thinking of a person who dove on the hood of a patrol car and screamed that he needed more cocaine? Are we trying- are we- are we saying that this person should have had the forethought to go 'I could have a 51-inch TV'? I don't think this is a person who was thinking rationally at any time during this day.
-->'''Tara''': If you need to shoot yourself in the cervix to get off, you've been doing porn way too long.
-->'''Nash''': Guns don't kill people! Guns in vaginas kill people!
-->--''Live- Snowflame Feels No Pants''
-->'''Tara''': How does a microwave get haunted, I wonder?
-->'''Nash''': Xanax?
-->--''Live- Red Hot Toowoomba''
-->'''Tara''': I know we always say that your vagina is not a purse, but conversely, your purse is not a vagina. You don't need to lube up your purse to put your wallet in there.
-->'''Nash and Hope''': Maybe she couldn't get her keys in!
-->--''Live- The Secret Canine Jihad''
-->'''Tara''': That's why zombies need to stop, 'cause we already live in a zombie movie, except instead of zombies, it's idiots.
-->--''Live- The Five Second Rule''
-->'''Nash''': You know, mankind has many defining characteristics- religion, politics, artistic endeavour, sexual deviancy, sexual deviancy disguised as artistic endeavour... I'm looking at you, ''BattlestarGalactica''.
-->'''Nash''': That would be all well and good, ''if'' we reserved conflict for matters of the highest importance. Unfortunately, people are made of stupid.
-->'''Nash''': Look, when it's you versus a taser, the fact that you have testicles is not going to decide things in your favour.
-->'''Tara''': Are we trying to apply logic to the thinking of a person who dove on the hood of a patrol car and screamed that he needed more cocaine? Are we trying- are we- are we saying that this person should have had the forethought to go 'I could have a 51-inch TV'? I don't think this is a person who was thinking rationally at any time during this day.
-->'''Tara''': If you need to shoot yourself in the cervix to get off, you've been doing porn way too long.
-->'''Nash''': Guns don't kill people! Guns in vaginas kill people!
-->--''Live- Snowflame Feels No Pants''
-->'''Tara''': How does a microwave get haunted, I wonder?
-->'''Nash''': Xanax?
-->--''Live- Red Hot Toowoomba''
-->'''Tara''': I know we always say that your vagina is not a purse, but conversely, your purse is not a vagina. You don't need to lube up your purse to put your wallet in there.
-->'''Nash and Hope''': Maybe she couldn't get her keys in!
-->--''Live- The Secret Canine Jihad''
-->'''Tara''': That's why zombies need to stop, 'cause we already live in a zombie movie, except instead of zombies, it's idiots.
-->--''Live- The Five Second Rule''
-->'''Nash''': You know, mankind has many defining characteristics- religion, politics, artistic endeavour, sexual deviancy, sexual deviancy disguised as artistic endeavour... I'm looking at you, ''BattlestarGalactica''.
-->'''Nash''': That would be all well and good, ''if'' we reserved conflict for matters of the highest importance. Unfortunately, people are made of stupid.
-->'''Nash''': Look, when it's you versus a taser, the fact that you have testicles is not going to decide things in your favour.
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-->'''Tara''': I don't like people any more.
-->'''Nash''': *applauding* Yay!
-->'''Tara''': I just- I just don't.
-->--''Live- My Beautiful Balloon''
-->'''Tara''': Be creative! If you're going to be an arsehole, be a ''creative'' arsehole. Don't half-arse your arseholery! It's insulting.
-->'''Nash''': So... they had to use their whole arse to be an arsehole? See what I did there?
-->'''Nash''': Oh God, I'm imagining some poor bastard trying to stick fifty-three King Cobras up his arse.
-->--''Live- I Hate You, Milkman Dan''
-->'''Nash''': You cannot escape your own genitalia!
-->'''Nash''': *applauding* Yay!
-->'''Tara''': I just- I just don't.
-->--''Live- My Beautiful Balloon''
-->'''Tara''': Be creative! If you're going to be an arsehole, be a ''creative'' arsehole. Don't half-arse your arseholery! It's insulting.
-->'''Nash''': So... they had to use their whole arse to be an arsehole? See what I did there?
-->'''Nash''': Oh God, I'm imagining some poor bastard trying to stick fifty-three King Cobras up his arse.
-->--''Live- I Hate You, Milkman Dan''
-->'''Nash''': You cannot escape your own genitalia!
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-->--''Live-
-->--''Live: I Hate You, Milkman Dan''
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-->'''Nash''': When in Rome, you don't try to put the Romans in the gas chambers, do you know what I'm saying?
-->'''Nash''': You're allowed to believe any damn thing you want, that's the beauty of America, but we are allowed to believe that you're a fucking idiot, and respond accordingly.
-->--''Live- Kindergarten Cop 2: Judgement Day''
-->'''Nash''': You're allowed to believe any damn thing you want, that's the beauty of America, but we are allowed to believe that you're a fucking idiot, and respond accordingly.
-->--''Live- Kindergarten Cop 2: Judgement Day''
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-->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? ''Why'' do I have to say that?
-->'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
-->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words together.
-->'''Tara''': 'Naked rampage'?
-->'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
-->--''Live- Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)''
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We shall not allow this! You shall not thwart us! Your time has come!
-->'''Space Guy:''' Not so fast! Did you honestly think the good and moral people of Space would simply sit by and allow this?! I'm here to stop you!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You propose nothing in the sight of the Trousers Cosmic! Just how do you possibly think you can defeat us?
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and call bullshit!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic''' and '''Nash''': [simultaneously] What?
-->'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace Pants from space.]] What the fuck?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We are the Trousers Cosmic. We are-
-->'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is bullshit. This is absolutely stupid.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We... have long been in-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Yes, yes, 'long been lying in wait', 'been here for ages', blah blah blah. You have ''Googly Eyes''. You can buy them from a goddamn WalMart.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale... we, uh-
-->'''Space Guy:''' No no no, shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not 'nemesis material'. [[AtopTheFourthWall Lord Vyce]], there's a nemesis. [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]! [[{{Phelous}} Sub-Zero]]! The Devil! TheAngryVideoGameNerd fought the actual fucking Devil! Are you more badass than the Devil?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' [mumbles] ...no.
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'm sorry, I, uh, didn't catch that. What was that?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' No!
-->'''Space Guy:''' Goddamn right, 'no'! Now get your Lane Bryant ass out of here and find yourself an appropriate web series! Try that [[{{WebVideo/Fred}} Fred]] [[TakeThat fuckwit, you're about his speed.]]
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You... er... haven't heard the last of-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Ah, no, shut the fuck up!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:'''...
-->'''Space Guy:''' Just go!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Just, uh... just shut it off.
-->'''Nash:''' Um...
-->'''Space Guy:''' And you! You're lucky I got here before the commentors on the site responded to this nonsense and flamed your fat butt back to YouTube! [{{Beat}}] Say thank you!
-->'''Nash:''' Uh, what the f-
-->'''Space Guy:''' SAY THANK YOU!
-->'''Nash:''' THANK YOU!
-->'''Space Guy:''' Damn right!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Little do they know that in time, we shall return and-
-->'''Space Guy:''' [[AC:NO.]]
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' FUCK!
--->-- ''Begging The Question''
-->'''Tara''': Do you really... do you think there's authority figures waiting on public transportation to sodomise people, Nash? Is that what you think it's like in major cities?
-->'''Nash''': Have you been through the TSA?
-->'''Tara''': Yes! I have been through it many times.
-->'''Nash''' (talking over her): You wanna talk about ''{{Deliverance}}?'' You wanna talk about fuckin' ''Deliverance''?
-->'''Tara''': And I can tell you, in all my travels, and I have travelled with, like, an invalid ID and a trick lighter in my bag by accident and gotten a special screening, they do not just have people sitting by, waiting lethally to sodomise random citizens! That's not a thing that happens in reality!
-->--''Live- You Obviously Like Owls''
-->'''Nash''': In some ways, the Olympics are like a family gathering. While most are content to just enjoy the festivities, there's always that one cousin who decides to shoot, fuck and swallow the Christmas turkey whole. In that order. [beat]
-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': So, how far is it?
-->'''Nash''': *shrugs, gets a 'Eureka!' expression, and then holds up a globe*
-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Well, ''this'' is France. And ''this'' is America.
-->'''Nash''': *points at the various places as Oan speaks*
-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': And the difference between them is approximately too fucking far to swim, you unreconstructed moron.
-->'''Nash''': *looks confused, and then looks progressively more upset as Oan continues*
-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Why, any sane man would question if your mother had any children that ''lived!'' You likely don't have the sense that God gave a weed-whacker. I'd explain in better detail, but you're likely too busy trying to have sex with a farm animal. Does that answer your question?
-->'''Nash''': *nods and looks even more depressed*
-->'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
-->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words together.
-->'''Tara''': 'Naked rampage'?
-->'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
-->--''Live- Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)''
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We shall not allow this! You shall not thwart us! Your time has come!
-->'''Space Guy:''' Not so fast! Did you honestly think the good and moral people of Space would simply sit by and allow this?! I'm here to stop you!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You propose nothing in the sight of the Trousers Cosmic! Just how do you possibly think you can defeat us?
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and call bullshit!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic''' and '''Nash''': [simultaneously] What?
-->'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace Pants from space.]] What the fuck?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We are the Trousers Cosmic. We are-
-->'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is bullshit. This is absolutely stupid.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We... have long been in-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Yes, yes, 'long been lying in wait', 'been here for ages', blah blah blah. You have ''Googly Eyes''. You can buy them from a goddamn WalMart.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale... we, uh-
-->'''Space Guy:''' No no no, shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not 'nemesis material'. [[AtopTheFourthWall Lord Vyce]], there's a nemesis. [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]! [[{{Phelous}} Sub-Zero]]! The Devil! TheAngryVideoGameNerd fought the actual fucking Devil! Are you more badass than the Devil?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' [mumbles] ...no.
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'm sorry, I, uh, didn't catch that. What was that?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' No!
-->'''Space Guy:''' Goddamn right, 'no'! Now get your Lane Bryant ass out of here and find yourself an appropriate web series! Try that [[{{WebVideo/Fred}} Fred]] [[TakeThat fuckwit, you're about his speed.]]
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You... er... haven't heard the last of-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Ah, no, shut the fuck up!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:'''...
-->'''Space Guy:''' Just go!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Just, uh... just shut it off.
-->'''Nash:''' Um...
-->'''Space Guy:''' And you! You're lucky I got here before the commentors on the site responded to this nonsense and flamed your fat butt back to YouTube! [{{Beat}}] Say thank you!
-->'''Nash:''' Uh, what the f-
-->'''Space Guy:''' SAY THANK YOU!
-->'''Nash:''' THANK YOU!
-->'''Space Guy:''' Damn right!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Little do they know that in time, we shall return and-
-->'''Space Guy:''' [[AC:NO.]]
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' FUCK!
--->-- ''Begging The Question''
-->'''Tara''': Do you really... do you think there's authority figures waiting on public transportation to sodomise people, Nash? Is that what you think it's like in major cities?
-->'''Nash''': Have you been through the TSA?
-->'''Tara''': Yes! I have been through it many times.
-->'''Nash''' (talking over her): You wanna talk about ''{{Deliverance}}?'' You wanna talk about fuckin' ''Deliverance''?
-->'''Tara''': And I can tell you, in all my travels, and I have travelled with, like, an invalid ID and a trick lighter in my bag by accident and gotten a special screening, they do not just have people sitting by, waiting lethally to sodomise random citizens! That's not a thing that happens in reality!
-->--''Live- You Obviously Like Owls''
-->'''Nash''': In some ways, the Olympics are like a family gathering. While most are content to just enjoy the festivities, there's always that one cousin who decides to shoot, fuck and swallow the Christmas turkey whole. In that order. [beat]
-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': So, how far is it?
-->'''Nash''': *shrugs, gets a 'Eureka!' expression, and then holds up a globe*
-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Well, ''this'' is France. And ''this'' is America.
-->'''Nash''': *points at the various places as Oan speaks*
-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': And the difference between them is approximately too fucking far to swim, you unreconstructed moron.
-->'''Nash''': *looks confused, and then looks progressively more upset as Oan continues*
-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Why, any sane man would question if your mother had any children that ''lived!'' You likely don't have the sense that God gave a weed-whacker. I'd explain in better detail, but you're likely too busy trying to have sex with a farm animal. Does that answer your question?
-->'''Nash''': *nods and looks even more depressed*
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-->'''Space
->'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is bullshit. This is absolutely stupid.
-->'''Space
->'''Space Guy:''' Yes, yes, 'long been lying in wait', 'been here for ages', blah blah blah. You have ''Googly Eyes''. You can buy them from a goddamn WalMart.
-->'''Space
->'''Space Guy:''' No no no, shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not 'nemesis material'. [[AtopTheFourthWall Lord Vyce]], there's a nemesis. [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]! [[{{Phelous}} Sub-Zero]]! The Devil! TheAngryVideoGameNerd fought the actual fucking Devil! Are you more badass than the Devil?
-->'''Space
->'''Space Guy:''' Ah, no, shut the fuck up!
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-->'''Nash''': The point is, if you toddle off down the sidewalk in nothing but your foreskin and try to make small talk with a kindergartener and you don't expect someone to react with a can of fuck-your-couch, then my question to you is this: Did you do ALL the drugs or did you save any for the rest of us?
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-->'''Nash''': Now, that's not to say that regret is always a bad thing. The very act of wishing that we could have done something different gives us a mean to measure our past actions and avoid repeating them. Except, there is one segment of humankind who live by the motto, 'If at first you don't succeed, go and fuck a horse.' And that's what we're looking at today- the folks for whom regret is not a lesson, it's a blueprint.
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-->'''Hope''': Packages? So, that's, that's cold, right there. Don't stuff that- it's cold, it's wet and it's a dead bird, don't put that in your pants.
-->'''Nash''': I'm probably thinking, we're- let's be generous and say-
-->'''Hope''': Your cock does not need the company, he doesn't need a harem.
-->'''Nash''': *groans*
-->'''Hope''': Keep the chicken out of your pants.
-->--''Live- Naked Robot Attack''
-->'''Nash''': So we've learned that, and yeah, finally, most importantly, your dead pets are not aircrafts!
-->'''Tara''': Oh, no, just... if you really, really feel the need to taxidermy your pets and be that creepy person, fine, I guess, but you know, don't shove a battery pack up Fluffy's ass and make her levitate. That's not OK!
-->'''Nash''': That's not... Jesus.
-->--''Live- Baby Not On Board''
-->'''Hope''': What would they... what would they strip? You could put little collars and tutus on them and they'd try to get them off frantically-
-->'''Tara''': I mean, have you ever put any kind of clothing on a cat? Priority one is getting that shit off. Especially if you, like, tie something around their tail...
-->'''Hope''': Yep.
-->'''Tara''': So, you could totally make this happen. You could put any kind of clothes on a cat, throw some catnip in the mix and put them out there and you're gonna have a fuckin' show and I think we should open it, it's a great idea.
-->'''Hope''': Lay down a line of catnip, put a tutu and booties on the cat, and then put it out there, play some hardcore oonts-oonts music and they'll be lying around... yes!
-->'''Tara''': We need to make this happen.
-->'''Nash''' *has been following this exchange looking aghast and staring at both of them in turn*: WHAT THE FUCK?
-->'''Hope''': And you could pay them in salmon!
-->'''Tara''': You know what’s gonna hurt you more is, your chat has answers. They’re all ‘Well, it depends on the stuffing’ and ‘you can modify the bear in certain ways, like…’. These people know. You’ve got teddy-bear fuckers watching you right- your show right now, Nash.
-->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
-->'''Tara''': And you know at least one of them fucked a Teddy Ruxpin so they could hear it talk.
-->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
-->'''Tara''': ‘Call me daddy, Teddy Ruxpin, call me daddy!’
-->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
-->'''Tara''': ‘Tell me a story, Teddy Ruxpin!’ Yeah.
-->'''Nash''': OUT!
-->--''Live- Nudestravaganza!''
-->'''Nash''': You know what would have solved this entire problem? ''Not sticking your penis in a donkey!''
-->'''Tara''': That would solve a lot of problems.
-->'''Nash''': Problem solved!
-->--''Live- Curse of the Weredonkey''
-->'''Nash''': Let's hit our first story! It's a tale of forbidden love that rivals some of the greatest romance stories ever told! Well, if anyone ever wrote a romance where a guy fucks a picnic table, that is.
-->'''Nash''': I'm probably thinking, we're- let's be generous and say-
-->'''Hope''': Your cock does not need the company, he doesn't need a harem.
-->'''Nash''': *groans*
-->'''Hope''': Keep the chicken out of your pants.
-->--''Live- Naked Robot Attack''
-->'''Nash''': So we've learned that, and yeah, finally, most importantly, your dead pets are not aircrafts!
-->'''Tara''': Oh, no, just... if you really, really feel the need to taxidermy your pets and be that creepy person, fine, I guess, but you know, don't shove a battery pack up Fluffy's ass and make her levitate. That's not OK!
-->'''Nash''': That's not... Jesus.
-->--''Live- Baby Not On Board''
-->'''Hope''': What would they... what would they strip? You could put little collars and tutus on them and they'd try to get them off frantically-
-->'''Tara''': I mean, have you ever put any kind of clothing on a cat? Priority one is getting that shit off. Especially if you, like, tie something around their tail...
-->'''Hope''': Yep.
-->'''Tara''': So, you could totally make this happen. You could put any kind of clothes on a cat, throw some catnip in the mix and put them out there and you're gonna have a fuckin' show and I think we should open it, it's a great idea.
-->'''Hope''': Lay down a line of catnip, put a tutu and booties on the cat, and then put it out there, play some hardcore oonts-oonts music and they'll be lying around... yes!
-->'''Tara''': We need to make this happen.
-->'''Nash''' *has been following this exchange looking aghast and staring at both of them in turn*: WHAT THE FUCK?
-->'''Hope''': And you could pay them in salmon!
-->'''Tara''': You know what’s gonna hurt you more is, your chat has answers. They’re all ‘Well, it depends on the stuffing’ and ‘you can modify the bear in certain ways, like…’. These people know. You’ve got teddy-bear fuckers watching you right- your show right now, Nash.
-->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
-->'''Tara''': And you know at least one of them fucked a Teddy Ruxpin so they could hear it talk.
-->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
-->'''Tara''': ‘Call me daddy, Teddy Ruxpin, call me daddy!’
-->'''Nash''': GET THE FUCK OUT!
-->'''Tara''': ‘Tell me a story, Teddy Ruxpin!’ Yeah.
-->'''Nash''': OUT!
-->--''Live- Nudestravaganza!''
-->'''Nash''': You know what would have solved this entire problem? ''Not sticking your penis in a donkey!''
-->'''Tara''': That would solve a lot of problems.
-->'''Nash''': Problem solved!
-->--''Live- Curse of the Weredonkey''
-->'''Nash''': Let's hit our first story! It's a tale of forbidden love that rivals some of the greatest romance stories ever told! Well, if anyone ever wrote a romance where a guy fucks a picnic table, that is.
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-->'''Hope''':
->'''Hope''': Your cock does not need the company, he doesn't need a harem.
-->'''Tara''':
->'''Tara''': I mean, have you ever put any kind of clothing on a cat? Priority one is getting that shit off. Especially if you, like, tie something around their tail...
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-->'''Nash''': You ever had a problem with a coworker?
-->'''Tara''': *laughs* Yeah, once or twice. They're all dead.
-->'''Nash''': You shouldn't joke, considering this story. You normally have procedures for handling such things, right?
-->'''Tara''': ...yes.
-->'''Nash''': OK. Um, do those procedures include hitmen, by chance?
-->'''Tara''': Not officially.
-->'''Tara''': *laughs* Yeah, once or twice. They're all dead.
-->'''Nash''': You shouldn't joke, considering this story. You normally have procedures for handling such things, right?
-->'''Tara''': ...yes.
-->'''Nash''': OK. Um, do those procedures include hitmen, by chance?
-->'''Tara''': Not officially.
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-->'''Tara''': Dead snakes don't broadcast CNN! I don't care what liquid you put them in. If dead snakes and liquid could give you cable, I'd have a bucket of dead snakes right now!
-->'''Nash''': I take that as a challenge.
-->'''Tara''': Well, you let me know how that goes for you.
-->'''Tara''': I'm sorry, and my childhood's fucked up?
-->'''Nash''': This- I wasn't around for this, this was my dad!
-->'''Tara''': My father never blew anything the fuck up! I mean, yes, he set a dog's ass on fire once, but that was an accident.
-->'''Nash''': I take that as a challenge.
-->'''Tara''': Well, you let me know how that goes for you.
-->'''Tara''': I'm sorry, and my childhood's fucked up?
-->'''Nash''': This- I wasn't around for this, this was my dad!
-->'''Tara''': My father never blew anything the fuck up! I mean, yes, he set a dog's ass on fire once, but that was an accident.
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-->'''Tara''': I didn't break him. The dolphin-fucker broke him. I take no responsibility for the actions of a dolphin-fucker.
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-->'''Nash''': I can't believe that we're having to read a serious news article with the words 'Booty call ninjas'!
-->'''Tara''': I'm gonna start a white girl rap group called Booty Call Ninjas, and it's gonna be amazing.
-->[...]
-->'''Nash''' (after explaining the story): ''What happened here?!''
-->'''Hope''': In his defence, 'booty call ninjas' is a perfectly accurate description of what he was attacked by!
-->'''Tara''': It's true.
-->'''Nash''': Who attacks someone with nunchucks in 2011? Honestly!
-->'''Tara''': [[AustinPowers Who throws a shoe? Honestly!]]
-->'''Hope''': She didn't have a toilet with her, man!
-->'''Tara''': It's really hard to be a stealthy ninja with a toilet, OK?
-->--''Live- Booty Call Ninjas''
-->'''Nash''': ''My producer'' has clown porn. Hit him up, if you're interested!
-->--''Live- Corpses, Clowns and French Fries''
-->'''Tara''': No, I respect their life choice. And I respect these people's life choice to fuck on a waterslide if they want to!
-->--''Live- Gooey Hot Pockets''
-->'''Nash''': I can't think of any situation in a McDonalds where a gun is an appropriate response!
-->'''Justin''': Never. Never.
-->'''Hope''': Hash browns...
-->'''Nash''': Unless Ronald [=McDonald=] himself turns up, 'cause he is creepy as shit.
-->--''Live- A Whiter Bajingo''
-->'''Nash''': You're bonding over people shoving things in their butt!
-->'''Kyle''': This is what we do. We bond over weird things, [Hope] and I.
-->'''Nash''': This is unnerving. I... uh... OK.
-->--''Live- Hand-Carved Phallus''
-->'''Nash''': You have an interesting idea of what constitutes 'gold'.
-->'''Tara''': Hey, Mike agreed with me!
-->'''Nash''': Mike sent me a ''gimp suit!''
-->--''Live- Black Friday Follies''
-->'''Nash''': A monkey with a hippo up its ass. What do you call that, Roseanne Barr? [[hottip:*:The answer, for the record, is 'mippo'.]]
-->'''Nash''': I don't feel right, commenting on a fight over a latex penis.
-->'''Tara''': I feel that again, we have to go over a little thing called 'proportionate response'.
-->--''Live- Aim For The Head''
-->'''Nash''': And while I'm tempted to look at this man and see the face of evil, it's a little difficult due to the ''gigantic ass of stupid!''
-->'''Tara''': I'm gonna start a white girl rap group called Booty Call Ninjas, and it's gonna be amazing.
-->[...]
-->'''Nash''' (after explaining the story): ''What happened here?!''
-->'''Hope''': In his defence, 'booty call ninjas' is a perfectly accurate description of what he was attacked by!
-->'''Tara''': It's true.
-->'''Nash''': Who attacks someone with nunchucks in 2011? Honestly!
-->'''Tara''': [[AustinPowers Who throws a shoe? Honestly!]]
-->'''Hope''': She didn't have a toilet with her, man!
-->'''Tara''': It's really hard to be a stealthy ninja with a toilet, OK?
-->--''Live- Booty Call Ninjas''
-->'''Nash''': ''My producer'' has clown porn. Hit him up, if you're interested!
-->--''Live- Corpses, Clowns and French Fries''
-->'''Tara''': No, I respect their life choice. And I respect these people's life choice to fuck on a waterslide if they want to!
-->--''Live- Gooey Hot Pockets''
-->'''Nash''': I can't think of any situation in a McDonalds where a gun is an appropriate response!
-->'''Justin''': Never. Never.
-->'''Hope''': Hash browns...
-->'''Nash''': Unless Ronald [=McDonald=] himself turns up, 'cause he is creepy as shit.
-->--''Live- A Whiter Bajingo''
-->'''Nash''': You're bonding over people shoving things in their butt!
-->'''Kyle''': This is what we do. We bond over weird things, [Hope] and I.
-->'''Nash''': This is unnerving. I... uh... OK.
-->--''Live- Hand-Carved Phallus''
-->'''Nash''': You have an interesting idea of what constitutes 'gold'.
-->'''Tara''': Hey, Mike agreed with me!
-->'''Nash''': Mike sent me a ''gimp suit!''
-->--''Live- Black Friday Follies''
-->'''Nash''': A monkey with a hippo up its ass. What do you call that, Roseanne Barr? [[hottip:*:The answer, for the record, is 'mippo'.]]
-->'''Nash''': I don't feel right, commenting on a fight over a latex penis.
-->'''Tara''': I feel that again, we have to go over a little thing called 'proportionate response'.
-->--''Live- Aim For The Head''
-->'''Nash''': And while I'm tempted to look at this man and see the face of evil, it's a little difficult due to the ''gigantic ass of stupid!''
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-->'''Tara''': God doesn't want you to wreck people's shit, I don't think, like, that's not really a productive way of doing God's work.
-->--''Live- Potty Emergency''
-->'''Tara''': People are asking me, 'What's moving behind you?' That's Santa. I kidnapped him so I could get a hippo for Christmas. I told you I could afford chloroform!
-->--''Live- The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year''
-->--''Live- Potty Emergency''
-->'''Tara''': People are asking me, 'What's moving behind you?' That's Santa. I kidnapped him so I could get a hippo for Christmas. I told you I could afford chloroform!
-->--''Live- The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year''
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-->'''Nash''': A monkey with a hippo up its ass. What do you call that, Roseanne Barr?
Barr? [[hottip:*:The answer, for the record, is 'mippo'.]]
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-->--''The Megastream: Q&A with Lewis''
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-->--''The Megastream: Q&A with Lewis''Lewis''
-->'''Nash''': When in Rome, you don't try to put the Romans in the gas chambers, do you know what I'm saying?
-->--''Live- Kindergarten Cop 2: Judgement Day''
-->'''Nash''': When in Rome, you don't try to put the Romans in the gas chambers, do you know what I'm saying?
-->--''Live- Kindergarten Cop 2: Judgement Day''
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-->'''Nash:''' Uhhm...Um...
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-->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? ''Why'' do I have to say that?
-->'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
-->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words together.
-->'''Tara''': 'Naked rampage'?
-->'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
-->--''Live- Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)''
-->'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
-->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words together.
-->'''Tara''': 'Naked rampage'?
-->'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
-->--''Live- Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)''
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-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You propose nothing in the sight of The Trousers Cosmic! Just how do you possibly think you can defeat us?
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and call Bullshit!
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and call Bullshit!
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-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You propose nothing in the sight of The the Trousers Cosmic! Just how do you possibly think you can defeat us?
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and callBullshit!bullshit!
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and call
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-->'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace Pants from Space.]] What the fuck?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We are The Trousers Cosmic. We are-
-->'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is Bullshit. This is absolutely stupid.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We are The Trousers Cosmic. We are-
-->'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is Bullshit. This is absolutely stupid.
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-->'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace Pants from Space.space.]] What the fuck?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We areThe the Trousers Cosmic. We are-
-->'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This isBullshit.bullshit. This is absolutely stupid.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We are
-->'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is
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-->'''Space Guy:''' Yes yes, 'long been lying in wait', 'been here for ages', blah blah blah. You have ''Googly Eyes''. You can buy them from a goddamn WalMart.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale... we uh-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Nonono shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not 'nemesis material'. [[AtopTheFourthWall Lord Vyce]], there's a nemesis. [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]! [[{{Phelous}} Sub-Zero]]! The Devil! TheAngryVideoGameNerd fought the actual fucking Devil! Are you more badass than the Devil?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale... we uh-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Nonono shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not 'nemesis material'. [[AtopTheFourthWall Lord Vyce]], there's a nemesis. [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]! [[{{Phelous}} Sub-Zero]]! The Devil! TheAngryVideoGameNerd fought the actual fucking Devil! Are you more badass than the Devil?
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-->'''Space Guy:''' Yes Yes, yes, 'long been lying in wait', 'been here for ages', blah blah blah. You have ''Googly Eyes''. You can buy them from a goddamn WalMart.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale...we we, uh-
-->'''Space Guy:'''Nonono No no no, shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not 'nemesis material'. [[AtopTheFourthWall Lord Vyce]], there's a nemesis. [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]! [[{{Phelous}} Sub-Zero]]! The Devil! TheAngryVideoGameNerd fought the actual fucking Devil! Are you more badass than the Devil?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale...
-->'''Space Guy:'''
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-->'''Space Guy:''' I'm sorry, I I, uh, didn't catch that. What was that?
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-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' ...
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' ...
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-->'''Space Guy:''' Ah no Ah, no, shut the fuck up!
-->'''The TrousersCosmic:''' ...Cosmic:'''...
-->'''The Trousers
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-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Just Just, uh... just shut it off.
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--->-- [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/31190-begging-the-question What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? - 'Begging the Question']]
-->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? ''Why'' do I have to say that?
-->'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
-->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words together.
-->'''Tara''': 'Naked rampage'?
-->'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
-->--''Live- Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)''
-->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? ''Why'' do I have to say that?
-->'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
-->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words together.
-->'''Tara''': 'Naked rampage'?
-->'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
-->--''Live- Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)''
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--->-- [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/31190-begging-the-question What ''Begging The Fuck Is Wrong With You? - 'Begging the Question']]
-->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? ''Why'' do I have to say that?
-->'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
-->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words together.
-->'''Tara''': 'Naked rampage'?
-->'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
-->--''Live- Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)''
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-->'''Tara''': Can naked people stop trying to eat people in Florida, please? Why do I have to say that? ''Why'' do I have to say that?
-->'''Nash''': {{Welcome to my world}}!
-->'''Nash''': The headline has two of my favourite words together.
-->'''Tara''': 'Naked rampage'?
-->'''Nash''': Oh, Tara, you know me so well.
-->--''Live- Deja Vu (And Monkeys, Too)''
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-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We shall not allow this! You shall not thwart us! Your time has come!
-->'''Space Guy:''' Not so fast! Did you honestly think the good and moral people of Space would simply sit by and allow this?! I'm here to stop you!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You propose nothing in the sight of The Trousers Cosmic! Just how do you possibly think you can defeat us?
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and call Bullshit!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic''' and '''Nash''': [simultaneously] What?
-->'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace Pants from Space.]] What the fuck?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We are The Trousers Cosmic. We are-
-->'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is Bullshit. This is absolutely stupid.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We... have long been in-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Yes yes, 'long been lying in wait', 'been here for ages', blah blah blah. You have ''Googly Eyes''. You can buy them from a goddamn WalMart.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale... we uh-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Nonono shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not 'nemesis material'. [[AtopTheFourthWall Lord Vyce]], there's a nemesis. [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]! [[{{Phelous}} Sub-Zero]]! The Devil! TheAngryVideoGameNerd fought the actual fucking Devil! Are you more badass than the Devil?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' [mumbles] ...no.
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'm sorry, I uh, didn't catch that. What was that?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' No!
-->'''Space Guy:''' Goddamn right, 'no'! Now get your Lane Bryant ass out of here and find yourself an appropriate web series! Try that [[{{WebVideo/Fred}} Fred]] [[TakeThat fuckwit, you're about his speed.]]
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You... er... haven't heard the last of-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Ah no shut the fuck up!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' ...
-->'''Space Guy:''' Just go!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Just uh... just shut it off.
-->'''Nash:''' Uhhm...
-->'''Space Guy:''' And you! You're lucky I got here before the commentors on the site responded to this nonsense and flamed your fat butt back to YouTube! [{{Beat}}] Say thank you!
-->'''Nash:''' Uh, what f-
-->'''Space Guy:''' SAY THANK YOU!
-->'''Nash:''' THANK YOU!
-->'''Space Guy:''' Damn right!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Little do they know that in time, we shall return and-
-->'''Space Guy:''' [[AC:No.]]
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' FUCK!
--->-- [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/31190-begging-the-question What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? - 'Begging the Question']]
-->'''Space Guy:''' Not so fast! Did you honestly think the good and moral people of Space would simply sit by and allow this?! I'm here to stop you!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You propose nothing in the sight of The Trousers Cosmic! Just how do you possibly think you can defeat us?
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'll tell you how! I will rise up with all of my power, all of my technology, all my intellect... and call Bullshit!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic''' and '''Nash''': [simultaneously] What?
-->'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace Pants from Space.]] What the fuck?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Buh... wuh... We are The Trousers Cosmic. We are-
-->'''Space Guy:''' You're fucking ''denim'' is what you are. Seriously. This is Bullshit. This is absolutely stupid.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' We... have long been in-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Yes yes, 'long been lying in wait', 'been here for ages', blah blah blah. You have ''Googly Eyes''. You can buy them from a goddamn WalMart.
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' I uh... well... they were... on sale... we uh-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Nonono shut it. There is no way in mathematics to express how little of a fuck I actually give. You are ''pants''; you are not 'nemesis material'. [[AtopTheFourthWall Lord Vyce]], there's a nemesis. [[TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]! [[{{Phelous}} Sub-Zero]]! The Devil! TheAngryVideoGameNerd fought the actual fucking Devil! Are you more badass than the Devil?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' [mumbles] ...no.
-->'''Space Guy:''' I'm sorry, I uh, didn't catch that. What was that?
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' No!
-->'''Space Guy:''' Goddamn right, 'no'! Now get your Lane Bryant ass out of here and find yourself an appropriate web series! Try that [[{{WebVideo/Fred}} Fred]] [[TakeThat fuckwit, you're about his speed.]]
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' You... er... haven't heard the last of-
-->'''Space Guy:''' Ah no shut the fuck up!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' ...
-->'''Space Guy:''' Just go!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Just uh... just shut it off.
-->'''Nash:''' Uhhm...
-->'''Space Guy:''' And you! You're lucky I got here before the commentors on the site responded to this nonsense and flamed your fat butt back to YouTube! [{{Beat}}] Say thank you!
-->'''Nash:''' Uh, what f-
-->'''Space Guy:''' SAY THANK YOU!
-->'''Nash:''' THANK YOU!
-->'''Space Guy:''' Damn right!
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' Little do they know that in time, we shall return and-
-->'''Space Guy:''' [[AC:No.]]
-->'''The Trousers Cosmic:''' FUCK!
--->-- [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/31190-begging-the-question What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? - 'Begging the Question']]
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-->'''Nash''': One cannot escape one's genitals.
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-->'''Nash''': One You cannot escape one's genitals.your own genitalia!
-->--''Live- It's Too Damn Big''
-->--''Live- It's Too Damn Big''
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-->'''Tara''': Be creative! If you're going to be an arsehole, be a ''creative'' arsehole. Don't half-arse your arseholery! It's insulting.
-->'''Nash''': So... they had to use their whole arse to be an arsehole? See what I did there?
-->--''Live- I Hate You, Milkman Dan''
-->'''Nash''': So... they had to use their whole arse to be an arsehole? See what I did there?
-->--''Live- I Hate You, Milkman Dan''
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-->'''Tara''': I don't like people any more.
-->'''Nash''': *applauding* Yay!
-->'''Tara''': I just- I just don't.
-->--''Live- My Beautiful Balloon''
-->'''Nash''': *applauding* Yay!
-->'''Tara''': I just- I just don't.
-->--''Live- My Beautiful Balloon''
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-->'''Nash''': You know, mankind has many defining characteristics- religion, politics, artistic endeavour, sexual deviancy, sexual deviancy disguised as artistic endeavour... I'm looking at you, ''BattlestarGalactica''.
-->--''War Never Changes''
-->--''War Never Changes''
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-->'''Tara''': That's why zombies need to stop, 'cause we already live in a zombie movie, except instead of zombies, it's idiots.
-->--''Live- The Five Second Rule''
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-->'''Nash''': Who attacks someone with nunchucks in 2011? Honestly!
-->'''Tara''': [[AustinPowers Who throws a shoe? Honestly!]]
-->'''Hope''': She didn't have a toilet with her, man!
-->'''Tara''': It's really hard to be a stealthy ninja with a toilet, OK?
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-->'''Hope''': In his defence, 'booty call ninjas' is a perfectly accurate description of what happened to him!he was attacked by!
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-->'''Tara''': I'm gonna start a white girl rap group called Booty Call Ninjas, and it's gonna be amazing.
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-->'''Tara''': I know we always say that your vagina is not a purse, but conversely, your purse is not a vagina. You don't need to lube up your purse to put your wallet in there.
-->'''Nash and Hope''': Maybe she couldn't get her keys in!
-->--''Live- The Secret Canine Jihad''
-->'''Tara''': I know we always say that your vagina is not a purse, but conversely, your purse is not a vagina. You don't need to lube up your purse to put your wallet in there.
-->'''Nash and Hope''': Maybe she couldn't get her keys in!
-->--''Live- The Secret Canine Jihad''
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-->'''Nash''': One cannot escape one's genitals.
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-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': So, how far is it?
-->'''Nash''': *shrugs, gets a 'Eureka!' expression, and then holds up a globe*
-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Well, ''this'' is France. And ''this'' is America.
-->'''Nash''': *points at the various places as Oan speaks*
-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': And the difference between them is approximately too fucking far to swim, you unreconstructed moron.
-->'''Nash''': *looks confused, and then looks progressively more upset at Oan continues*
-->'''Voiceover!Oancitizen''': Why, any sane man would question if your mother had any children that ''lived!'' You likely don't have the sense that God gave a weed-whacker. I'd explain in better detail, but you're likely too busy trying to have sex with a farm animal. Does that answer your question?
-->'''Nash''': *nods and looks even more depressed*