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->"The spaceship flew out of the baby! Were we in a vagina?"
-->-- Nash's reaction to the ''Death Stranding 2'' trailer on the 2/5/2024 episode of ''Radio Dead Air''

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->'''Tara:''' Why is Ronald [=McDonald=] Hitler?



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'''Tara:''' Wait, how is semen not in our wheelhouse?\\

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'''Tara:'''

->'''Tara:'''
Wait, how is semen not in our wheelhouse?\\
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'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace Pants from space.]] What the fuck?\\

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'''Space Guy:''' Bullshit. I mean... what the fuck is this? You're fucking pants. [[RecycledInSpace [[JustForFun/RecycledInSpace Pants from space.]] What the fuck?\\
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->'''Hope:''' Packages? So, that's, that's cold, right there. Don't stuff that--it's cold, it's wet and it's a dead bird, don't put that in your pants.\\

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->'''Hope:''' ->'''JO:''' Packages? So, that's, that's cold, right there. Don't stuff that--it's cold, it's wet and it's a dead bird, don't put that in your pants.\\



'''Hope:''' Your cock does not need the company, he doesn't need a harem.\\

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'''Hope:''' '''JO:''' Your cock does not need the company, he doesn't need a harem.\\



'''Hope:''' Keep the chicken out of your pants.

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'''Hope:''' '''JO:''' Keep the chicken out of your pants.



->'''Hope:''' What would they... what would they strip? You could put little collars and tutus on them and they'd try to get them off frantically--\\

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->'''Hope:''' ->'''JO:''' What would they... what would they strip? You could put little collars and tutus on them and they'd try to get them off frantically--\\



'''Hope:''' Yep.\\

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'''Hope:''' '''JO:''' Yep.\\



'''Hope:''' Lay down a line of catnip, put a tutu and booties on the cat, and then put it out there, play some hardcore oonts-oonts music and they'll be lying around... yes!\\

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'''Hope:''' '''JO:''' Lay down a line of catnip, put a tutu and booties on the cat, and then put it out there, play some hardcore oonts-oonts music and they'll be lying around... yes!\\



'''Hope:''' And you could pay them in salmon!

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'''Hope:''' '''JO:''' And you could pay them in salmon!



'''Hope:''' In his defense, "booty call ninjas" is a perfectly accurate description of what he was attacked by!\\

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'''Hope:''' '''JO:''' In his defense, "booty call ninjas" is a perfectly accurate description of what he was attacked by!\\



'''Hope:''' She didn't have a toilet with her, man!\\

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'''Hope:''' '''JO:''' She didn't have a toilet with her, man!\\



'''Hope:''' Hash browns...\\

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'''Hope:''' '''JO:''' Hash browns...\\



'''Kyle:''' This is what we do. We bond over weird things, [Hope] and I.\\

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'''Kyle:''' This is what we do. We bond over weird things, [Hope] [JO] and I.\\



'''Nash''' and '''Hope:''' Maybe she couldn't get her keys in!

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'''Nash''' and '''Hope:''' '''JO:''' Maybe she couldn't get her keys in!

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\n->'''Nash''': I have had fights with my significant other before. Many times, over the decades. I have never decided that the resolution to the fight involved leaving the house naked but for a jacket-\\
'''Tara''': Gotta have a jacket, it's windy out there.\\
'''Nash''': -walking my ass down the street ''in winter'', to a church, and busting up the joint. Ain't no reason to get Jesus involved in your shit! He's got better things to do!\\
'''Tara''': I mean, I've considered doing that when I've had a fight.\\
'''Nash''': What, going to Jesus' house and busting shit up?\\
'''Tara''': Yeah, but I just, I'm not willing, like, it was too cold to walk around naked.\\
'''Nash''': Leave Jesus out of your shit! He didn't do anything!
-->-- "Live: Peace, Land, Cookies"
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->'''Dan:''' *turns around looking outraged*\\
->'''Tara:''' Except for you, baby.

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->'''Dan:''' '''Dan:''' *turns around looking outraged*\\
->'''Tara:''' '''Tara:''' Except for you, baby.

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