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->Hungover, Pirate Pete learned two very important life lessons. Firstly, never bury your treasure whilst drunk, and secondly and more importantly, don't expect your parrot to remember where that was.
-->-- '''[[https://writersvictoria.org.au/30-words/ Rjbess]]'''

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->[[VivaLasVegas Your casino is stunning]] - it doesn't matter which one you picked, really; they are all stunning - but more of the clamorous slot machines convince you it is time to turn in for the evening. [[SchmuckBait Or maybe grab a drink]].

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->[[VivaLasVegas Your casino is stunning]] - -- it doesn't matter which one you picked, really; they are all stunning - but more of the clamorous slot machines convince you it is time to turn in for the evening. [[SchmuckBait Or maybe grab a drink]].



-->--'''Creator/JohnMulaney'''

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-->--'''Creator/JohnMulaney'''
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->''Please tell me why\\
My car is in the front yard, and I'm\\
Sleeping with my clothes on\\
Came in through the window last night\\
And you're gone, gone''
-->-- '''Music/{{Lit}}''', "My Own Worst Enemy"
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--> --'''Phoebe''' (quoting a typical Fun Bobby story), ''Series/{{Friends}}''

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--> --'''Phoebe''' --'''Phoebe Buffay''' (quoting a typical Fun Bobby story), ''Series/{{Friends}}''



-->-- '''Ash''', ''Webcomic/{{Misfile}}''

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-->-- '''Ash''', '''Ash Upton''', ''Webcomic/{{Misfile}}''



-->-- '''ComicBook/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''', Season 9

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-->-- '''ComicBook/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''', '''Buffy Summers''', ''ComicBook/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', Season 9



->''It's a blacktop blur but i'm pretty sure it ruled.....''

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->''It's a blacktop blur but i'm I'm pretty sure it ruled.....''



->Searching his pockets revealed [Noctis'] phone was missing. Searching the car revealed ''four'' Crownsguard-issue phones lying in the trunk, along with [[CameraFiend Prompto]]'s camera. [[FishOutOfWater Y'jhimei]]'s book was also absent, and was not so easily located. There was a [[ChekhovsGun chunk of unfamiliar ore]] under the brake pedal, large enough to stop the pedal from moving. The glove compartment was full of [[GlobalCurrencyException Oracle Ascension Coins]], and discovering this left several scattered on the floor before the passenger seat. A [[VancianMagic magic flask]] full of [[AnIcePerson Blizzard]] was in the cup holder. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Several half-full cans of Ebony were wedged in the grill]].\\

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->Searching his pockets revealed [Noctis'] [[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXV Noctis']]] phone was missing. Searching the car revealed ''four'' Crownsguard-issue phones lying in the trunk, along with [[CameraFiend Prompto]]'s camera. [[FishOutOfWater Y'jhimei]]'s book was also absent, and was not so easily located. There was a [[ChekhovsGun chunk of unfamiliar ore]] under the brake pedal, large enough to stop the pedal from moving. The glove compartment was full of [[GlobalCurrencyException Oracle Ascension Coins]], and discovering this left several scattered on the floor before the passenger seat. A [[VancianMagic magic flask]] full of [[AnIcePerson Blizzard]] was in the cup holder. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Several half-full cans of Ebony were wedged in the grill]].\\
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->Searching his pockets revealed [Noctis'] phone was missing. Searching the car revealed ''four'' Crownsguard-issue phones lying in the trunk, along with [[CameraFiend Prompto]]'s camera. [[FishOutOfWater Y'jhimei]]'s book was also absent, and was not so easily located. There was a [[ChekhovsGun chunk of unfamiliar ore]] under the brake pedal, large enough to stop the pedal from moving. The glove compartment was full of [[GlobalCurrencyException Oracle Ascension Coins]], and discovering this left several scattered on the floor before the passenger seat. A [[VancianMagic magic flask]] full of [[AnIcePerson Blizzard]] was in the cup holder. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Several half-full cans of Ebony were wedged in the grill]].\\
"[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I don't even]] '''[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne like]]''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne coffee]]," Noctis muttered, prying out the cans before they got too hot from the engine.
-->-- ''Astral Hangover'', [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/18530914/chapters/43920298 Chapter 1: "Waking Up, Freaking Out"]]
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-->'''Laura''': What on Earth possessed you to choose that picture and have "I'm a Goer" written underneath?
-->'''Helen''': I don't remember! I don't remember anything! All I do remember is someone at the Flemish for Beginners class producing a crate of Bowes and that's what I discovered in the shower on Wednesday morning.

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-->'''Laura''': ->'''Laura''': What on Earth possessed you to choose that picture and have "I'm a Goer" written underneath?
-->'''Helen''': ->'''Helen''': I don't remember! I don't remember anything! All I do remember is someone at the Flemish for Beginners class producing a crate of Bowes and that's what I discovered in the shower on Wednesday morning.
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-->'''Laura''': What on Earth possessed you to choose that picture and have "I'm a Goer" written underneath?
-->'''Helen''': I don't remember! I don't remember anything! All I do remember is someone at the Flemish for Beginners class producing a crate of Bowes and that's what I discovered in the shower on Wednesday morning.
-->-- ''Series/TheBrittasEmpire'', "[[Recap/TheBrittasEmpireS5E5TheBoss The Boss]]"
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'''Joker''': You were a riot! You ran around drunk yelling, "I get it! I get it now! [[TheCape The cape]]'s amazing!" Then you tried to fly by jumping off the roof!\\

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'''Joker''': You were a riot! You ran around drunk yelling, "I get it! I get it now! [[TheCape The cape]]'s cape's amazing!" Then you tried to fly by jumping off the roof!\\
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-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7of9FromOuterSpace''

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-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7of9FromOuterSpace''
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-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''
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->'''Ruth''': And we know each other?
->'''Charlie''': Yeah, we met last night in a Mexican restuarant. You were drinking tequilas. That ring any bells?
->'''Ruth''': No, but it does explain why I feel like somebody's stolen my liver and replaced it with a minibar. I should never drink tequila.
-->-- ''Series/BabesInTheWood''
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-> Did I do drugs again last night?\\
[[FutureMeScaresMe My younger self would be mortified!]]\\
'cause WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanet told me to say no!\\
Oh, what happened?
-->-- '''Music/RedHook''', "Bad Decisions"
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->'''Miss Withering''': Don't you remember, William?
->'''Mr. Boggs''': No, I don't.
->'''Miss Withering''': Then that is something we shall always be wondering about. Isn' it?
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnAtYourConvenience''
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-->'''[=@DrunkPoster=]''', ''VideoGame/NeoTheWorldEndsWithYou

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-->'''[=@DrunkPoster=]''', ''VideoGame/NeoTheWorldEndsWithYou''VideoGame/NeoTheWorldEndsWithYou''

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'''Eggman:''' Obama is a strong figure to the...America, I would never say such a thing! No way!

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'''Eggman:''' Obama is a strong figure to the... America, I would never say such a thing! No way!


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->''I made such a fuss about how my account got hacked, but after looking through my posts, those were all me... just a very drunk me.''
-->'''[=@DrunkPoster=]''', ''VideoGame/NeoTheWorldEndsWithYou
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-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13208214/1/After-The-Burial After The Burial]]''

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-->--''[[https://www.-->--''Fanfic/AfterTheBurial,'' ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13208214/1/After-The-Burial After Chapter 1: The Burial]]''
Morning After]]''
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->'''Eggman:''' Ugh, oh god...urgh, what the fuck happened last night? Wha--whuh...\\
'''Shadow:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext You pissed on the moon, Eggman.]]\\
'''Rouge:''' We're really worried about you, this is an intervention. We're here to help you.\\
'''Eggman:''' What are you talking about? I didn't piss on the moon--\\
'''Shadow:''' When you piss on the moon--look at the moon, [[DetonationMoon it's in half now from how hard you pissed on it.]] I'm telling you, this has been a problem for a long time.\\
'''Eggman:''' I did nothing s--I--I ju--I woke up, and--\\
'''Rouge:''' You did, you pissed on it.\\
'''Shadow:''' Listen, we're doing this because [[BlatantLies we care about you and your wife.]]\\
'''Rouge:''' Yeah, you pissed on it and you cursed out Obama, it was like, really bizarre.\\
'''Eggman:''' Obama is a strong figure to the...America, I would never say such a thing! No way!
-->--''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'', ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''
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'''Joker''': [[BigDamnHeroes SUPERMAN CAUGHT YOU]]! And then you tried to kiss him. It was a delightful train wreck, and I've caused [[NotHyperbole actual train wrecks]].

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'''Joker''': [[BigDamnHeroes [[SaveTheVillain SUPERMAN CAUGHT YOU]]! And then [[KissingUnderTheInfluence you tried to kiss him.him]]. It was a delightful train wreck, and I've caused [[NotHyperbole actual train wrecks]].
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->There was a vague, very vague, poorly-lit memory of an advert on the back of a cab seat; something about cheap space travel on Virgin's new batch of demi-light-speed zippers. Something about [[ColonizedSolarSystem Saturn being in the heart of the solar system]], and businesses were uprooting all the time. Something about it being nearer than you think at half the speed of light. Something about two hours and ten minutes. And then a thick, black, gunky fog.
->He'd woken up slumped across a table in a [=McDonald=]'s burger bar on Mimas, wearing a lady's pink crimplene hat and a pair of yellow fishing waders, with no money and a passport in the name of "Emily Berkenstein." What was more, he had a worrying rash.
->[[FishOutOfWater He was broke, diseased, and 795 million miles from Liverpool]].
->When Lister got drunk, he really got ''drrrr-unk.''
-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers''
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->[[VideoGame/BioshockInfinite Elizabeth]] blushed. A few hours ago, she'd been almost secure in the knowledge that she was doing the right thing – no matter how badly she suffered as a result. But now that she was sitting here, freezing cold and dripping wet, [[HangoverSensitivity with her head throbbing in agony]] and the full spotlight of the Luteces' disapproval blazing down on her, those semi-comforting certainties were beginning to evaporate. Now, a surge of embarrassment was sweeping over her, accompanied by a sensation of creeping dread instantly recognizable to anyone who'd ever asked themselves the fatal question "what the hell did I do last night?"
-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13208214/1/After-The-Burial After The Burial]]''
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->It's a blacktop blur but i'm pretty sure it ruled.....
->(({{Beat}} as she looks at the pictures from last night posted up online))
->Damn.....
->'''Music/KatyPerry.'''-''Last Friday Night''

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->It's ->''It's a blacktop blur but i'm pretty sure it ruled.....
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ruled.....''
->({{Beat}}
as she looks at the pictures from last the night before posted up online))
->Damn.....
->'''Music/KatyPerry.'''-''Last
online)
->''Damn.....''
-->--'''Music/KatyPerry''',"Last
Friday Night''Night" music video
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->It's a blacktop blur but i'm pretty sure it ruled.....
->(({{Beat}} as she looks at the pictures from last night posted up online))
->Damn.....
->'''Music/KatyPerry.'''-''Last Friday Night''
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->"But the worst thing is that someone stole these old, antique photos of my grandmother, and my parents are freaking out about it". And I had that thought that only blackout drunks and [[Series/FamilyMatters Steve Urkel]] can have: Did I do ''that''?
-->--'''Creator/JohnMulaney'''
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->[[VivaLasVegas Your casino is stunning]] - it doesn't matter which one you picked, really; they are all stunning - but more of the clamorous slot machines convince you it is time to turn in for the evening. [[SchmuckBait Or maybe grab a drink]].
->The next morning you awaken to the sounds of hammering, sawing and loud engines. You look outside and catch a bleary vision of the omnipresent construction. Just across from your bathroom window, a man walks on a narrow beam, his hand lazily guiding another beam hanging from a crane as tall as the tower in which you stand. ''"Jeez, what did I do last night?"'' you think. Starving for breakfast, or whatever they call it when it's 1 p.m., you head out into the casino hallway. You suddenly feel invigorated and you remember reading that they pump oxygen into the recycled air. Energized and hungry, you don't care. It's party time again.
->A few days later, your body aches, your feet hurt, and you are dry as a sandbox, withered from the cheap drinks, arid desert wind and over-conditioned air. ''[[IronicEcho Jeez, what did I do last night?]]''
-->--''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - Fallen Tower: Las Vegas''
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'''Joker''': You were a riot! You ran around drunk yelling, "I get it! I get it now! TheCape's amazing!" Then you tried to fly by jumping off the roof!\\

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'''Joker''': You were a riot! You ran around drunk yelling, "I get it! I get it now! TheCape's [[TheCape The cape]]'s amazing!" Then you tried to fly by jumping off the roof!\\



'''Lex Luthor''': [[FridgeLogic Then how did I survive]]?!\\
'''Joker''': [[BigDamnHeroes SUPERMAN CAUGHT YOU]]! And then you tried to kiss him. It was a delightful train wreck, and I've caused ''actual'' train wrecks.

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'''Lex Luthor''': [[FridgeLogic Then how How the hell did I survive]]?!\\
survive that?]]\\
'''Joker''': [[BigDamnHeroes SUPERMAN CAUGHT YOU]]! And then you tried to kiss him. It was a delightful train wreck, and I've caused ''actual'' [[NotHyperbole actual train wrecks.wrecks]].
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->'''Joker''': Luthor, baby! How ya feeling?\\
'''Lex Luthor''': Not great. [[DidntThinkThisThrough I don't recall much after deciding it would be fun to dress as Superman for the Halloween party]].\\
'''Joker''': You were a riot! You ran around drunk yelling, "I get it! I get it now! TheCape's amazing!" Then you tried to fly by jumping off the roof!\\
'''Lex Luthor''': Ugh. Who stopped me?\\
'''Joker''': Nobody! [[CardCarryingVillain We're villains; we all watched you jump]]!\\
'''Lex Luthor''': [[FridgeLogic Then how did I survive]]?!\\
'''Joker''': [[BigDamnHeroes SUPERMAN CAUGHT YOU]]! And then you tried to kiss him. It was a delightful train wreck, and I've caused ''actual'' train wrecks.
-->-- '''Blog/TextsFromSuperheroes'''
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->"Never let Sara mix you a drink. The last time she played bartender for the freehold, we all woke up three days later in a clearing in the Hedge with a gang of Goblins calling Joe "Your majesty"."
-->Introduction text of the '''Brewer''' Kith in ''TabletopGame/ChangelingTheLost'' 2E
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->'''Dargo:''' Critchton...Critchton! Wake up! WAKE UP!\\
'''Critchton:''' Unnnggghhh...what happened?\\
'''Dargo:''' What ''didn't'' happen?

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->'''Dargo:''' Critchton...Critchton! ->'''D'Argo:''' Crichton...Crichton! Wake up! WAKE UP!\\
'''Critchton:''' '''Crichton:''' Unnnggghhh...what happened?\\
'''Dargo:''' '''D'Argo:''' What ''didn't'' happen?

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