History Quotes / Webcomics

->''"Oh don't give me that 'aw shucks, I don't know from nuthin'" @!?!!$* of yours. You are ''not'' as stupid as you look!"''
-->--'''Dr. Jean Poule''', ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'' — [[http://bobadventures.thecomicseries.com/comics/565/ May 31, 2011 ]]

-->--'''Rayne Summers''', ''LeastICouldDo''

-->--''TheOatmeal'' on being a self-supporting webcomic artist.

-->--'''Justin Pierce''', ''TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'', [[http://nonadventures.com/2009/02/07/courting-favor/ alt text]]

-->--''AngelMoxie'' [[http://www.venisproductions.com/angelmoxie/archives/0/1/016.html #16]]

->'''Lord Shojo''' '''[[HelpfulHallucination (?)]]''': We're rather alike, you know. We're both individuals who don't fit into the preconceptions others might have about our roles in life. [--Sure, I'm a scheming benevolent dictator and you're a bloodthirsty killer, but I find that after one is dead, distinctions like that don't matter as much anymore.--]
-->--''OrderOfTheStick'', [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0606.html #606]], during Belkar Bitterleaf's VisionQuest.

->'''Oatmeal''': REALLY bad. First, I couldn't think of anything good to write about, so I went and grabbed a coffee but the barista used the wrong kind of milk. And then, my computer was being really slow. Boo-hoo, woe is me :(

->'''Mrs. Oatmeal, R.N.''': My day was a bit rough too. Near the end of my 16 hour shift at the hospital a meth addict came in with a pair of gardening shears jammed in his eye. He claimed he was a prophet from the Kingdom of Caca here to deliver us all from evil. Then he shat himself and started throwing poo at the nurses.

->''Being a content creator is a wonderful job...and for the most part I'm thankful. But even a dream job is still a job, and every job has its' faults.

->'''''"That was so incredible I want to dedicate my life to building a time machine so I can lose my virginity to myself describing this moment."'''''
-->--[[RavensDojo Rosetta Stone]], [[spoiler: [[BeyondTheImpossible after having watched two other characters catch a hail of bullets, then deflected a pair of kill shots by spitting at them.]]]]

->'''''"That was almost certainly the worst story I've ever heard. It offended even my morals and sensibilities."'''''
-->--''Kainazzo'', ''CaptainSNES''

->'''Now-human Artie:''' Provided my cellular structure remains stable, I'll be able to accept the grant in person! It won't be like that time we sent Mell to lecture at Caltech for me!
->'''Helen:''' we agreed not to bring up Caltech again.
->'''Helen:''' You can stay home this time, Mell.
->'''Mell (with BFG and helmet):''' Bummer.
-->--''{{Narbonic}}''

-->--'''Kainazzo''', ''CaptainSNES''

->''[[HypocriticalHumor Webomics suck.]]''
-->--'''Rayne Summers''', ''LeastICouldDo''
->'''''"That was so incredible I want to dedicate my life to building a time machine so I can lose my virginity to myself describing this moment."'''''
-->--[[RavensDojo Rosetta Stone]], [[spoiler: [[BeyondTheImpossible after having watched two other characters catch a hail of bullets, then deflected a pair of kill shots by spitting at them.]]]]

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