History Quotes / Undertale

'''Flowey''': I can't believe you're all so STUPID.\\

->'''Asriel:''' Frisk... Don't you have anything better to do?\\

->''I've played a lot of [=RPGs=] over the years; about three of those were good. Undertale joins that small group. It does this bizarre thing where you actually like the characters and you don't want them all to die in a car fire.[[note]]Well, actually, [[ViewerGenderConfusion that one guy]]... I really wanted to kill him, but the rest were on accident.[[/note]]''

->''I've played a lot of [=RPGs=] over the years; about three of those were good. Undertale joins that small group. It does this bizarre thing where you actually like the characters and you don't want them all to die in a car fire.[[note]]Well, actually, that one guy... I really wanted to kill him, but the rest were on accident.[[/note]]''

->Greetings. [[TomatoSurprise I am [Playername]]].

->Greetings. I am [Playername].

->"[Playername]." The demon that comes when people call its name. It doesn't matter when. It doesn't matter where. Time after time, I will appear. And, with your help, we will eradicate the enemy and become strong. HP. ATK. DEF. GOLD. EXP. LV. Every time a number increases, that feeling... That's me. "[Playername]."

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[[folder:The Tragedy of W.D. Gaster]]

->''"I've seen people compare Undertale to EarthBound, and it's a very apt comparison. It's an RPG with a similarly fantastic sense of humor, in everything from the character dialogue, battle text, item descriptions, and spritework. It's endlessly charming, and it's nearly impossible not to crack a smile while playing."''

->''I've played a lot of [=RPGs=] over the years. About three of those were good. Undertale joins that small group. It does this bizarre thing where you actually like the characters and don't want them all to die in a car fire.''

'''Undyne''':Hurt? It's nothing \\

'''Papyrus:''' ''AHH, THAT'S BETTER!!! WHERE WAS IT, ANYWAY!!?\\

->Creatures like us... Would't hesitate to KILL each other if we got in each other's way. So that's... [[ExplainExplainOhCrap So... that's... Why...]] ... ha... Ha... ... what's this... feeling? Why am I... Shaking? ... Hey... [Player]... No hard feelings about back then, right? ... H-Hey, what are you doing!? B... back off!!

->''[[RunningGag Don't you have anything better to do?]]''

->''I've played a lot of [=RPGs=] over the years. [[BiasSteamroller About three of those were good.]] [[SubvertedTrope Undertale joins that small group.]] It does this bizarre thing where you actually like the characters and don't want them all to die in a car fire.''

->The wind is howling.

YOU! You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams! Alphys's history books made me think [that] humans were cool, with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen. BUT YOU? You're just a coward! Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again!

(''If you have not befriended Undyne before'') And let's not forget your wimpy goody-two-shoes-shtick! Oooh! I'm making such difference by hugging random strangers! You know what would be more valuable to everyone? IF YOU WERE DEAD!!! That's right, human! Your continued existence is a crime! Your life is all stands between us and freedom! Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts pounding together! Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment! But we're not nervous at all. When everyone put their hearts together, they can’t lose! Now, human! Let’s end this, right here, right now. I’ll show you how determined monsters can be. Step forward when you’re ready! Fufufufu.

YOU! You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams! Alphys's history books made me think [that] humans were cool, with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen. BUT YOU? You're just a coward! Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again! And let's not forget your wimpy goody-two-shoes-shtick! Oooh! I'm making such difference by hugging random strangers! You know what would be more valuable to everyone? IF YOU WERE DEAD!!! That's right, human! Your continued existence is a crime! Your life is all stands between us and freedom! Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts pounding together! Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment! But we're not nervous at all. When everyone put their hearts together, they can’t lose! Now, human! Let’s end this, right here, right now. I’ll show you how determined monsters can be. Step forward when you’re ready! Fufufufu.

[[AC:Killed monsters besides Papyrus]]
->No, you know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?! NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!\\

YOU! You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams! Alphys's history books made me think [that] humans were cool, with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen. BUT YOU? You're just a remorseless criminal! You wander through the caverns, attacking anyone in your path. Self-defense? Please. You didn't kill them because you had to. You killed them because it was easy for you. [[WhatTheHellPlayer Because it was fun for you. Do you think it was fun when I found out...?]] Do you think it's fun when people's family members never come home? Is that fun? No.\\

You're gonna have to try harder than THAT.\\

->''Why did the humans attack? Indeed, it seemed that they had nothing to fear. Humans are unbelievable strong. It would take the SOUL of nearly every monster... Just to equal the power of a single human SOUL. But humans have one weakness. Ironically, it is the strength of their SOUL. Its power allows it to persist outside the human body, even after death. If a monster defeats a human, they can take its SOUL. A monster with a human SOUL... A horrible beast with unfathomable power.''

->''Hurt, beaten, and fearful for our lives, we surrendered to the humans. Seven of their greatest magicians sealed us underground with a magic spell. Anything can enter through the seal, but only beings with a powerful SOUL can leave. There is only one way to reverse this spell. If a huge power, equivalent to seven human [=SOULs=], attacks the barrier... It will be destroyed. But this cursed place has no entrances or exits. There is no way a human could come here. We will remain trapped down here forever.\\
Without candles or magic to guide them Home, the monsters used crystals to navigate.''

[[folder:Pacifist Final Boss appears]]]]

''This is hard to react... Oh! [[InterfaceScrew OH YOU SONOVABITCH HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?!]]''\\

->(''Frisk takes a step forward.'')

->(''Frisk takes another step forward.'')

''(Flowey starts absrobing everyone)''\\

->huff... puff... all right. that's it. it's time for my special attack. are you ready? here goes nothing. yep. that's right. it's literally nothing. and it's not going to be anything, either.

[[folder:Sans' Judgement]]

[[folder: [[spoiler: The Undying]]]]

[[folder:[[spoiler:Flowey talking to the player in New Home during the No Mercy route]]]]

[[folder: [[spoiler: Sans' Judgement]]]]

[[folder: [[spoiler: Sans Boss Fight in No Mercy]]]]

[[folder:[[spoiler:Flowey, before becoming Photoshop Flowey]]]]

[[folder: [[spoiler: Flowey, right before becoming Asriel Dreemurr]]]]

[[folder: [[spoiler: Asriel Dreemurr appears]]]]

[[folder: [[spoiler: Asriel Dreemurr, as the Ultimate God of Hyperdeath and before you save the Lost Souls]]]]

[[folder: [[spoiler: Asriel Dreemurr, after you save the Lost Souls]]]]

[[folder: [[spoiler: Asriel Ruins Dialogue]]]]

[[folder:[[spoiler:The First Child's speeches to the player]]]]

[[folder: [[spoiler: The Tragedy of W.D. Gaster]]]]

-> ''[[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat "Whoa, you look REALLY pissed off..."]]''

-->--'''Admiral Bahroo''', after [[spoiler:[[KaizoTrap he gets dunked on by sans]].]]