History Quotes / TookALevelInDumbass

!!WebVideo
->'''Producer''': I thought Tyrion was the smart one.\\
'''Screenwriter''': He used to be, but now I need things to happen really fast, so that's all over!
-->---''Series/GameOfThrones Season 8'' ''[[WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings Pitch Meeting]]''

!!WebAnimation
->"In his first scene, Leon has somehow forgotten what a zombie is as he attempts to reason with one that is advancing towards him smacking his chops and wearing a brain-patterned barbecue apron... So they could have replaced the two recurring protagonists with [[Creator/LaurelAndHardy Laurel and fucking Hardy]] and it would have meant precisely as much!"
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil6''

!!WebOriginal
->''Somewhere in the intervening two years, Rikku picked a fight with a wood golem made entirely from branches of the Stupid Tree. She now exists almost entirely as comic relief, [[BuffySpeak making up nonsense words]] and [[{{Slapstick}} falling on her ass a lot.]]''
-->--'''[=BrainWeasel=]''' on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX2'', Let's Play Archive

->''This is the story where Sarah is so badly-written that she admits [[StayInTheKitchen thinking gives her a headache.]]''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2013/08/revenge-of-cybermen-written-by-gerry.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS12E5RevengeOfTheCybermen}} "Revenge of the Cybermen"]]

->''...this is a version of James Bond who can’t work a bloody coffee machine -- never mind doing anything awesome. In a moment later on, which pretty much defines Creator/RogerMoore’s iteration of the character, Bond draws a card from the [[TarotMotifs tarot]] deck. 'You have found yourself,' Solitaire remarks as Bond flips over a card labelled 'The Fool'. That pretty much says it all, I think.''
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2011/01/12/non-review-review-live-and-let-die/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Film/LiveAndLetDie''

->'''Chris:''' Donatello says the dumbest thing I have ever heard: "If we die in the past, does that mean we don’t get born in the future?" F**k off, Donatello.\\
'''Matt''': This is the same Donatello who figured out the physics of time travel earlier. The intelligence level of the turtles is [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]-like in how much it varies depending on the plot or a joke.\\
'''Chris:''' April doesn’t realize she’s in the past even when [[FailedASpotCheck a bunch of Samurai are walking around referring to her as a witch]] and trying to chop up a Walkman...Everyone in this movie is an idiot.
-->-- Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-3-review-movie-part-two/ on]] ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''

!!RealLife
->''Zack has a “major case of the big L,” which Screech – whose [[RunningGag gimmick]] is now confusion over every basic line of dialogue – mistakes for a fatal disease...It's Love, you helmet.''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''

->"In his first scene, Leon has somehow forgotten what a zombie is as he ''attempts to reason with one'' that is advancing towards him smacking his chops and wearing a brain-patterned barbecue apron... So they could have replaced the two recurring protagonists with [[Creator/LaurelAndHardy Laurel and fucking Hardy]] and it would have meant precisely as much!"

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2013/08/revenge-of-cybermen-written-by-gerry.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Doctor Who'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS12E5RevengeOfTheCybermen}} "Revenge of the Cybermen"]]

!!Video Games
->"I've siphoned your cerebral circuitry to push additional power to combat-related functions. Frankly, I'm amazed you can even talk"

!!Web Original

!!Web Video

->'Greyhound Three -- we're stuck in the mud!' ''Oh, the irony of that statement...I think if you rosy up the Brig's cheeks, put a wind up key on his back and have him marching around banging drums in the background of scenes, he would look less of a goon than he does when getting involved with the action.''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/the-time-monster-written-by-robert.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS9E5TheTimeMonster}} "The Time Monster"]]

->"This is amazing. Are all the [[{{Face}} babyfaces]] on this show [[GoodIsDumb completely stupid]]? I'm not even talking kind of naïve, or dopey, or just even low-IQ; I mean 'dangerously-unable-to-function-on-his-own' stupid. Like, 'If you gave this guy a cup of applesauce and a spoon, he would probably drown'-stupid."
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c50zX2dBYHo#t=4400s on]] ''{{Wrestling/TNA}} [=iMPACT=]'' 9.23.12

->'''Suzaku''': Apparently if you score negative on an IQ test, you can get a free pass out of anything!\\
'''Lelouche''': You did so bad you owe points?\\
'''Suzaku''': I DID BAD?!
-->-- ''Code MENT''

->''Somewhere in the intervening two years, Rikku picked a fight with a wood golem made entirely from branches of the Stupid Tree. She now exists almost entirely as comic relief, making up nonsense words and falling on her ass a lot.''

'''Screenwriter''': He used to be, but now I need things to happen really fast so that's all over!

->"I think Homer gets stupider every year."
-->-- '''Professor Lawrence Pierce''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "The Simpsons' 138th Episode Spectacular"

->'Greyhound Three -- we're stuck in the mud!' ''Oh, the irony of that statement...The Brig has been lobotomised to such an extent that he needs jolly Sergeant Benton to explain the science to him; how the mighty have fallen. It's not as if the TOM-TIT {{technobabble}} is especially hard to grasp, even if you are a pompous military idiot. I think if you rosy up the Brig's cheeks, put a wind up key on his back and have him marching around banging drums in the background of scenes, he would look less of a goon than he does when getting involved with the action.''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/the-time-monster-written-by-robert.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS9E5TheTimeMonster}} "The Time Monster"]]

->"This is amazing. Are all the babyfaces on this show [[GoodIsDumb completely stupid]]? I'm not even talking kind of naive, or dopey, or just even low-IQ; I mean 'dangerously-unable-to-function-on-his-own' stupid. Like, 'If you gave this guy a cup of applesauce and a spoon, [[TooDumbToLive he would probably drown]]'-stupid. Because that's what Wrestling/MickFoley and Wrestling/JeffJarrett are like on this show."
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c50zX2dBYHo#t=4400s on]] ''{{Wrestling/TNA}} [=iMPACT=]'' 9.23.12

->''...this is a version of James Bond who can’t work a bloody coffee machine -- never mind doing anything awesome. In a moment later on, which pretty much defines Creator/RogerMoore’s iteration of the character, Bond draws a card from the [[TarotMotifs tarot]] deck. 'You have found yourself,' Solitaire remarks as Bond flips over a card labelled 'The Fool'. That pretty much says it all, I think.''
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2011/01/12/non-review-review-live-and-let-die/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Film/LiveAndLetDie''

->'''Chris:''' Donatello says the dumbest thing I have ever heard: "If we die in the past, does that mean we don’t get born in the future?" F**k off, Donatello.\\
'''Matt''': This is the same Donatello who figured out the physics of time travel earlier. The intelligence level of the turtles is Homer Simpson-like in how much it varies depending on the plot or a joke.\\
'''Chris:''' April doesn’t realize she’s in the past even when [[FailedASpotCheck a bunch of Samurai are walking around referring to her as a witch]] and trying to chop up a Walkman...Everyone in this movie is an idiot.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-3-review-movie-part-two/ on]] ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''

->'''Holmes''': That's not a clue Watson, that's your jar of jam.\\
'''New Watson''': JAM!\\
'''Old Watson''': Holmes, please....\\
'''Holmes''': New Watson likes jam. We're very happy.
-->-- "[[Webcomic/HarkAVagrant The Case Of The Two Watsons]]," [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=210 Kate Beaton]]

->I think Homer gets stupider every year.

->'''Suzaku''': Apparently if you score negative on an IQ test, you can get a free pass out of anything!
->'''Lelouche''': You did so bad you owe points?
->'''Suzaku''': I DID BAD?!

->[='=]''Greyhound Three -- we're stuck in the mud!''[='=] Oh, the irony of that statement...The Brig has been lobotomised to such an extent that he needs jolly Sergeant Benton to explain the science to him; how the mighty have fallen. It's not as if the TOM-TIT {{technobabble}} is especially hard to grasp, even if you are a pompous military idiot. I think if you rosy up the Brig's cheeks, put a wind up key on his back and have him marching around banging drums in the background of scenes, he would look less of a goon than he does when getting involved with the action.

->This is amazing. Are all the babyfaces on this show [[GoodIsDumb completely stupid]]? I'm not even talking kind of naive, or dopey, or just even low-IQ; I mean "dangerously-unable-to-function-on-his-own" stupid. Like, "If you gave this guy a cup of applesauce and a spoon, [[TooDumbToLive he would probably drown]]"-stupid. Because that's what Wrestling/MickFoley and Wrestling/JeffJarrett are like on this show.

->...this is a version of James Bond who can’t work a bloody coffee machine -- never mind doing anything awesome. In a moment later on, which pretty much defines Roger Moore’s iteration of the character, Bond draws a card from the tarot deck. “You have found yourself,” Solitaire remarks as Bond flips over a card labelled “The Fool”. That pretty much says it all, I think.

->'''Chris:''' Donatello says the dumbest thing I have ever heard: 'If we die in the past, does that mean [[ComicallyMissingThePoint we don’t get born in the future?]]' F**k off, Donatello.\\

'''Chris:''' April doesn’t realize she’s in the past even when [[FailedASpotCheck a bunch of Samurai are walking around]] referring to her as a witch and trying to chop up a Walkman...Everyone in this movie is an idiot.

->''"I've siphoned your cerebral circuitry to push additional power to combat-related functions. Frankly, I'm amazed you can even talk"''
-->-- '''Shockwave''', ''VideoGame/TransformersFallOfCybertron''

-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-3-review-movie-part-two/ on]] ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''

->[='=]''Greyhound Three -- we're stuck in the mud!''[='=] Oh, the irony of that statement...The Brig has been lobotomised to such an extent that he needs jolly Sergeant Benton to explain the science to him; how the mighty have fallen. It's not as if the TOM-TIT {{technobabble}} is especially hard to grasp, even if you are a pompous military idiot. I think if you rosy up the Brig's cheeks, put a wind up key on his back and have him marching around banging drums in the background of scenes he would look less of a goon than he does when getting involved with the action.

--->-- ''Code MENT''

-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-3-review-movie-part-two/ on]] ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''

->The only character able to fool Indiana Jones should be a sexy blonde woman or [[ThatCameOutWrong a sexy Indian child!]] I know Mac and Indiana had a history fighting in WWII, or whatever; but after awhile the double and triple-crosses started to make Indiana Jones look like a stupid retard. If Mac was "C.I.A.", then why didn't he help him escape the ''first'' time, when they had a chance to stop the Russians from the start? '''Indiana would not tolerate such foolishness''' and would not be so '''stupid!''' Younger Indy [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim probably woulda just shot Mac!]]
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull''
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