History Quotes / ThereAreNoTherapists

->"Sometimes I wonder whether it would be easier if I just had Shizuru see a psycologist. The problem being, how does she say "I have a huge guilt complex over killing scores of people with my summoned demon named after the legendary Kiyohime" without being put in an asylum? Perhaps the First District has specialized psycologists. Oh, wait. She blew them up. That's what she's guilty about."

->A "therapy stream"? I don't think there's any therapist on the Faction Isles, guys. [[AnachronismStew I don't therapy has been invented yet]]. I think that would explain [[DysfunctionJunction a lot of things]].

->''"How ironic. All the money in the world wasn't shelled out for a decent therapist."''

->"You can't solve this through willpower, or positive thinking, or taking advice from a Hollywood actor and the dead science fiction writer he worships. You need some help."
-->-- '''Jordan Sullivan''' (on why there ''are'' therapists), ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->"Sometimes I wonder whether it would be easier if I just had Shizuru see a psycologist. The problem being, how does she say "I have a huge guilt complex over killing scores of people with my summoned demon named after the legendary Kiyohime" without being put in an asylum? Perhaps the First District has specialized psycologists. Oh, wait. She blew them up. That's what she's guilty about."
-->-- '''Author's note''': [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4004316/10/Windows-of-the-Soul Windows of the Soul]]

->LALONDE WANTS TO PUT ME IN THERAPY. I DOUBT HER SINCERITY. AM I READY TO POUR MY HEART OUT TO A NEAR STRANGER? IS SHE SINCERE ABOUT THIS?\\
I NOTICED SHE'S VERY SARCASTIC. HELL, SO AM I. SHE BETTER WATCH IT WHILE I'M ON THE FUCKING COUCH AND SHE'S SCRIBBLING IN THAT NOTEBOOK. \\
(...)\\
WHAT IF IT'S WORTH A SHOT? IT'S WHAT HUMANS DO WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE SHIT. WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY THERAPISTS ON ALTERNIA. MAYBE THAT'S WHY TROLLS WERE [[BuffySpeak SO SHITHIVE MAGGOTS.]]
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Karkat Vantas]]''', in the fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/878163?view_full_work=true Capslocked Soliloquy]]''

->'''Marinette:''' ''[laughing]'' Ah, I get it. You're a manifestation of my anxiety here to tell me I can't ever relax a little bit because if I do everything is going to fall apart! Ha! Where’s the manifestation of how I always feel like I'm not enough for anyone? Or the manifestation of guilt for how much my choices fucked people over?\\
'''Capricorn:''' ''[deep breath]'' Mari, honey, please get some fucking therapy.\\
'''Marinette:''' [[AllTherapistsAreMuggles Alix said there won't be a therapist who specializes in my bullshit for a few more years]].\\
'''Capricorn:''' I don't know what that means.
-->-- ''Fanfic/HeroChat''

-->-- '''Billy Costigan''',''Film/TheDeparted''

->"You can't solve this through [[HeroicWillpower willpower]], or [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve positive thinking]], or [[ChurchOfHappyology taking advice from a Hollywood actor and the dead science fiction writer he worships]]. You need some help."

-> LALONDE WANTS TO PUT ME IN THERAPY. I DOUBT HER SINCERITY. AM I READY TO POUR MY HEART OUT TO A NEAR STRANGER? IS SHE SINCERE ABOUT THIS?
-> I NOTICED SHE'S VERY SARCASTIC. HELL, SO AM I. SHE BETTER WATCH IT WHILE I'M ON THE FUCKING COUCH AND SHE'S SCRIBBLING IN THAT NOTEBOOK.
-> (...)
-> WHAT IF IT'S WORTH A SHOT? IT'S WHAT HUMANS DO WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE SHIT. WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY THERAPISTS ON ALTERNIA. MAYBE THAT'S WHY TROLLS WERE [[BuffySpeak SO SHITHIVE MAGGOTS.]]

->See? If SEMME had hired any therapists, Joyce wouldn’t have been able to mentally snap, break free in a burst of rage, and go on a violent rampage, saving everyone! The system isn’t broken! It works!

->Ah, Star Wars. The long-spanning epic that takes place in a galaxy, far far away, home to so many technological miracles such as the Lightsaber, the Hyperdrive, the Death Star, a countless number of Droids, and a few really cool looking laser guns, and yet somehow seems to be missing one thing the galaxy desperately needs which is A DECENT FAMILY THERAPIST
-->-- '''Tumblr user [[http://guardian-of-legends.tumblr.com/post/155056595769 guardian-of-legends]]'''

-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "Benefits"

-->--'''Author's note''': [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4004316/10/Windows-of-the-Soul Windows of the Soul]]

-->--'''David Willis''', on [[http://www.itswalky.com/comic/e-e-e-merg/ this]] ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' strip

-->'''David Willis''', on [[http://www.itswalky.com/comic/e-e-e-merg/ this]] ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' strip

--->-- '''Tumblr user [[http://guardian-of-legends.tumblr.com/post/155056595769 guardian-of-legends]]'''

-> Two pills? Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my FUCKING HEAD OFF?
-->-- '''Billy Costigan''',''{{The Departed}}''

->"You can't solve this through [[HeroicWillpower willpower]], or [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve positive thinking]], or [[ChurchOfHappyology taking advice from a Hollywood actor and the dead science fiction writer he worships]]. You need some help."\\

-->-- '''[[Webcomic/Homestuck Karkat Vantas]]''', in the fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/878163?view_full_work=true Capslocked Soliloquy]]''

-->'''David Willis''', on [[http://www.itswalky.com/comic/e-e-e-merg/ this]] ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' strip

-->-- '''[[Webcomic/Homestuck Karkat Vantas]]''', in the fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/878163?view_full_work=true Capslocked Soliloquy]]''

-->-- '''[[HomeStuck Karkat Vantas]]''', in the fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/878163?view_full_work=true Capslocked Soliloquy]]''

-- '''Jordan Sullivan''' (on why there ''are'' therapists), ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

-->"Sometimes I wonder whether it would be easier if I just had Shizuru see a psycologist. The problem being, how does she say "I have a huge guilt complex over killing scores of people with my summoned demon named after the legendary Kiyohime" without being put in an asylum? Perhaps the First District has specilised psycologists. Oh, wait. She blew them up. That's what she's guilty about."

->"You can't solve this through [[HeroicWillpower willpower]], or [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve positive thinking]], or [[ChurchOfTropology taking advice from a Hollywood actor and the dead science fiction writer he worships]]. You need some help."\\
-- '''Jordan Sullivan''' (on why there ''are'' therapists), ''{{Scrubs}}''

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