History Quotes / TheOtherDarrin

'''Dr. Manhattan:''' And even '''''I''''' don't know how Creator/LievSchrieber could become Tyler Mane.

->''"Creator/MichellePfeiffer? Ha! The only true ComicBook/{{Catwoman}} is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Creator/EarthaKitt!"''

-> ''Anybody can play Gerard! Y'know why? Batman! He was uh, Michael Keaton, yeah? Then the changed him into Val Kilmer. Then he became George Clooney, but George Clooney brought too much sex to the role. So they got rid o' him, and they brought in Ben Affleck, Christian Bale and now he's that's skinny bastard from the Twilight.''

'''George''': Me new George. [[NoFourthWall Studio too cheap to hire]] Creator/BrendanFraser.

-->--''Series/GameOn'', also referring to Neil Stuke taking over from Ben Chaplin for the role of Matthew

->'''Mandy''': Don't you just hate that, when they keep the same character and change the actor? (Both characters proceed to look at Matthew, who has changed actors from Ben Chaplin to Neil Stuke that very episode).
-->--''Series/GameOn''

'''Mandy''': Don't you just hate that, when they keep the same character and change the actor? (Both characters proceed to look at Matthew, who has changed actors from Ben Chaplin to Neil Stuke that very episode).

->''Well, there were fourteen Tarzans''.

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Homer to the Max"

-->-- '''Duffman''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Jaws Wired Shut"

->''"Wait a second, you're not [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Kirstie Alley]]! Who are you?!"''

'''Dr. Manhattan:''' And even '''''I''''' don't know how [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine Liev Schrieber could become Tyler Mane]].

'''Franchise/{{Batman}}''': In my next movie, Katie Holmes will become Maggie Gyllenhaal.

-->--'''''[[https://dlisted.com/2020/11/06/johnny-depp-has-dropped-out-of-the-next-fantastic-beasts-film/#more-384243 DListed]]''''', "the Sorting Hat informed Creator/JohnnyDepp that he’s out of a job"

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfSpyro The Legend of Spyro]]: Dawn of the Dragon'', [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] on Sparx' frequently changing voice actors

->''She recast [[spoiler:Pietro]]?!''

'''Lyle:''' (as Spongebob) You've got his skin, and you've got his face. You aren't it!

->'''Temper''': I'm bored...\\
'''Gordon''': You're just mad cuz your voice changed.
-->--''WebAnimation/BestFiends'', "Temper's Adventure", [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] Temper's new voice actor switch.

->'''[[InteractiveNarrator Narrator]]''': Huh? Wait a minute, [[LampshadeHanging who the heck are you?]]\\

->'''[[InteractiveNarrator Narrator]]''': Wait a second, [[LampshadeHanging you're not George]].\\

-->--''VideoGame/BestFiends'', "Temper's Adventure", [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] Temper's new voice actor switch.

'''Homer:''' You're thinking of all the other years. This year's shows are classic. There's "The Laughter Family" -- that's animated. Networks like animation 'cause they don't have to pay the actors squat!
->'''Ned Flanders:''' (appears with voice provided by Karl Wiedergott) Plus, they can replace them and no one can tell the diddley-ifference!

->'''Corny Collins:''' You can't fire Corny Collins from the ''Corny Collins Show''!
->'''Velma Von Tussle:''' They do it all the time on ''Lassie''!

->'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan]]:''' You know what's interesting?
->'''[[ComicBook/XMen Sabretooth]]:''' What?
->'''Dr. Manhattan:''' I can understand anything about nuclear and particle physics.
->'''Sabretooth:''' Yeah?
->'''Dr. Manhattan:''' And I can invent technological advances decades ahead of their time.
->'''Sabretooth:''' Uh-huh.
->'''Dr. Manhattan:''' And I can even understand the concept of time to the point where I do not experience it linearly.
->'''Sabretooth:''' Right.
->'''Dr. Manhattan:''' And even '''''I''''' don't know how [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine Liev Schrieber could become Tyler Mane]].

->'''ComicBook/IronMan''': In my next movie, Rhodey will become War Machine.
->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}''': In my next movie, Katie Holmes will become Maggie Gyllenhaal.

->'''Kimimaro:''' Didn't you used to be British?
->'''Kabuto:''' Didn't you used to be healthy?

-->-- Sophia, ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''

->'''[[InteractiveNarrator Narrator]]''': Wait a second, [[LampshadeHanging you're not George]].
->'''George''': Me new George. [[NoFourthWall Studio too cheap to hire]] Creator/BrendanFraser.

-> We couldn't afford to get Creator/MikeMyers to do the voice of {{Franchise/Shrek}}.

->'''[[ComicBook/{{X-men}} Sabretooth]]:''' What?

!!!Reviews
->I can only tell you that I felt very privileged to be given the part and follow such a wonderful performer as Roger [Delgado]. I didn’t know it was going to be as important as it turned out to be, I didn’t know about the fans, I didn’t know that the shows would be scrutinised and analysed fifteen, twenty years later...The thing to do is not to try to copy people, no matter what you thought of the way I did it. I think it might have been not very successful if I’d tried to be a pale imitation of Roger. I think you’ve got to come at acting from your own centre, your mind is the character’s mind, your arms, your body, everything, and then it is at least original and at least your own. I feel that it would have been wrong to have sat there, studying the videos.
-->--'''Anthony Ainley''' [[http://drwhointerviews.wordpress.com/2010/06/21/anthony-ainley-1991/ on]] playing [[Series/DoctorWho the Master]]

->Susan Olsen was the only original cast member who skipped out on filming ''[[Series/TheBradyBunch A Very Brady Christmas]]'' and Wikipedia says it’s because she was on her honeymoon during production. ''[='=]She was on her honeymoon[='=]'' sounds like a very sweet way of saying ''[='=]She wanted more money and those bitches wouldn’t pay up.[='=]''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/24/hot-slut-of-the-day-510/ Michael K.]]'''

->Rommie, the ship itself, was a sentient, thinking, feeling Artificial Intelligence...The actress took some time off to have a kid and to star in ''Film/JasonX''...So the ship's genius, Shamus Zelazney Harper, who first designed the android Rommie rebuilds her as Doyle, [[HotterAndSexier a blonder, sluttier version]] of Rommie with just enough memories to provide continuity. No other explanation: she broke, we done fixed her up as best we could boss.\\\
They eventually '[[HandWave rebuilt]]' Rommie as herself when Lexa Doig returned after her pregnancy; when asked how her new body felt (one that had put on a bit after nine months of conceiving and then delivering a human child) Rommie responds, 'sturdy.'
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-7660-10-most-implausible-unpleasant-infuriating-ways-sci-fi-shows-kill-off-main-characters/ on]] ''{{Series/Andromeda}}''

->'''Chris''': Two things I want to mention here. First, as we’ve said before, this is Jor-El, who [[IdenticalGrandson looks just like Clark]]. Which would be fine, except that we know that by the time Krypton blows up, Jor-El looks like Creator/JulianSands, a.k.a. ''Film/{{Warlock}}''. And then, after he dies (?!) he’s Terence Stamp. So apparently the aging process on Krypton makes you look like a completely different person every ten years.\\
'''David''': I don’t know how to break this to you, but Clark’s actually a Time Lord.\\
'''Chris''': That would explain an awful lot. Especially how he keeps swapping out hot female companions every few years too.
-->-- Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-3-6-relic/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Relic")

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