History Quotes / TheOrderOfTheStick

->''"I tell you, nobody around here respects my schedule. Do you think crushing an entire civilization beneath our heels 'just happens'?\\

->''"Your broken corpses will taste '''delicious''' lightly seasoned with ''nutmeg''!"''

->''"I am somewhat preoccupied with telling the '''laws of physics''' to '''shut up''' and '''sit down'''."''

->'''[[RunningGag Pretty much anybody:]]''' You call it your [[ICallHimMisterHappy trouser titan]]?\\

->''"Disintegrate. Gust of wind. Now can we ''please'' get back to saving the world?"''

-->-- '''Roy''' [[GambitPileup speaks for both]] [[MindScrew his team and the audience]]

->''"No more spells *swipe*. No more goblin. No more lich, then."''
-->-- '''O-Chul upon escape of his cage'''

->''"No more spells *swipe*. No more Goblin... No more lich, then."''

-->-- '''O-Chul upon ecape of his cage'''

-->'''Pretty much anybody:''' You call it your trouser titan?

->''"Three words: Sneak Attack, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch!]]''

->''I tell you, nobody around here respects my schedule. Do you think crushing an entire civilization beneath our heels "just happens"?
->It's all fun and games for them, but I'm the one who has to make the magical lightning-powered trains run on time.''
-->--'''Redcloak'''

->'''Humans…I've come to expect your lack of respect for the lives of MY people, but I am still continually amazed at how little you value those of your own.
->You're nothing but savages, amoral savages.'''
-->--'''Redcloak'''

-->-- ''also Belkar Bitterleaf''

-->--'''Vaarsuvius'''

-->'''V:''' Fascinating. Durkon, I have just now formulated a theory that encompasses both Nale's most likely method of engagement and the most suitable response on our part.
-->'''Durkon:''' ...THA TREES BE ATTACKIN'!! RUN FER YER LIVES!!!
-->'''V:''' Ah, I see you have already grasped the core principles of my theory.

-->'''Elan''': (being chased by Tarquin's guards) Man! [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Is having someone who points out the cliches in all your plans always this annoying?]]
-->'''Haley''': I love you, so I'm not going to answer that.

-->'''Durkon:''' ...So that explains why ye just Charmed a muskrat inta humpin' Belkar's bare feet.
-->'''V:''' Hmm? Oh no, that is merely for my own personal amusement.

-->'''O-Chul:''' (In prisoner's underwear, having been imprisoned and tortured for months and put through death traps for Xykon's amusement, hit by ''Disintegrate'' and ''Meteor Swarm'' and entirely unarmed, facing an Epic-levelled Lich Sorcerer): FOR AZURE CITY!!
-->'''Xykon:''' Wow. You've got some +5 Holy Cajones on you, paladin, I'll give you that.

-->-- '''Roy Grenhilt'''

-> "Beating heart... breathing lungs... positive hit point total... I'M BACK IN THE GAME!"

Beating heart... breathing lungs... positive hit point total... I'M BACK IN THE GAME!

'''Elan''': (being chased by Tarquin's guards) Man! [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder Is having someone who points out the cliches in all your plans always this annoying?]]
'''Haley''': I love you, so I'm not going to answer that.

--->'''V:''' Fascinating. Durkon, I have just now formulated a theory that encompasses both Nale's most likely method of engagement and the most suitable response on our part.
--->'''Durkon:''' ...THA TREES BE ATTACKIN'!! RUN FER YER LIVES!!!
--->'''V:''' Ah, I see you have already grasped the core principles of my theory.

->'''I tell you, nobody around here respects my schedule. Do you think crushing an entire civilization beneath our heels "just happens"?
->It's all fun and games for them, but I'm the one who has to make the magical lightning-powered trains run on time.'''

->"'I tell you, nobody around here respects my schedule. Do you think crushing an entire civilization beneath our heels "just happens"?
->It's all fun and games for them, but I'm the one who has to make the magical lightning-powered trains run on time."'

->"'Humans…I've come to expect your lack of respect for the lives of MY people, but I am still continually amazed at how little you value those of your own.
->You're nothing but savages, amoral savages."'

->"I tell you, nobody around here respects my schedule. Do you think crushing an entire civilization beneath our heels "just happens"?
->It's all fun and games for them, but I'm the one who has to make the magical lightning-powered trains run on time."

->"Humans…I've come to expect your lack of respect for the lives of MY people, but I am still continually amazed at how little you value those of your own.
->You're nothing but savages, amoral savages."