History Quotes / TheMainCharactersDoEverything

->'''Marge''':You kids must be so happy. Your cute little cartoon friends are back on the air.
->'''Lisa''': Yes. Well, technically everything worked out all right, but...
->'''Marge''': But?
->'''Bart''': Well, I wasn't the one who solved the problem... and neither was Lisa. There's something unsettling about that.

->You know what this school is like -- if we don't do it, it doesn't get ''done!''

->The man drives a 700,000 tonne starship, so somebody thinks he'd make a good [[TheMedic medic.]]

->I can't believe it took me eight months to realize this, but the mom there can't be giving the engines all she's got! She's on the BRIDGE. She needs to be in ENGINEERING!
-->--'''Website/YouTube''' Commenter Darthkoolguy on a Burger King Star Trek tie-in commercial

->Bayside's entire athletic division would be in disarray if anything happened to the main cast. Lisa and Jessie are track and swim stars, Kelly's head cheerleader and linchpin of the swim team, Slater's captain of the wrestling and football teams, while Zack's both the track captain, and as revealed in "The Surgery", captain of the basketball team. Even the nerd pursuits are locked down by chess-prodigy Screech. If there's ever a skinny dipping incident beyond the undertow at Malibu Sands, resulting in Leon having to fish six naked, bloated corpses out of the pacific with a golf club, Belding may as well just burn down the gym and take himself with it.

->He's at Chernobyl and he's studying earthworms, and they're getting twice as big or something like that. So, the military lands a helicopter and says, "You're an earthworm expert? Godzilla attacked a fisherman's boat. And we think that...somehow... you can help! Because you're studying ''earthworms!'' So [[ExcusePlot get involved with this plot!]]"

->'''Schaffer:''' Our ideal inquisitor teams are currently assigned elsewhere and won't be available for several hours, [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits so unfortunately it falls to you.]]\\
'''Lothar:''' [[LampshadeHanging That seems to happen a lot.]] Do you even have other teams?
-->-- ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow''

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->I can't believe it took me eight months to realize this, but the mom there can't be giving the engines all she's got! She's on the BRIDGE. She needs to be in ENGINEERING!
-->--'''Website/YouTube''' Commenter Darthkoolguy on a Burger King Star Trek tie-in commercial

->THAT'S your job too?? At this point I'm starting to wonder if "Tom" is the only name on the roster that Janeway can remember, so any time a job needs doing she just tells ''[[SureLetsGoWithThat him]]'' to.
-->--'''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Demon"

->The Astrometrics laboratory is packed full of people watching the race (with only Tuvok trying [[OnlySaneMan to do his job!]]) so it makes me wonder who is flying the ship. I never thought I would say this but it would be hilarious if one of those Borg wormholes would open up and spit out a Cube to blast ''Voyager'' to pieces when the entire crew have their pants down!
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2012/10/voyager-season-seven.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Star Trek: Voyager'', "Drive"

->Bayside's entire athletic division would be in disarray if anything happened to the main cast. Lisa and Jessie are track and swim stars, Kelly's head cheerleader and linchpin of the swim team, Slater's captain of the wrestling and football teams, while Zack's both the track captain, and as revealed in "The Surgery", captain of the basketball team. Even the nerd pursuits are locked down by chess-prodigy Screech. If there's ever a skinny dipping incident beyond the undertow at Malibu Sands, resulting in Leon having to fish six naked, bloated corpses out of the pacific with a golf club, Belding may as well just burn down the gym and take himself with it.
-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''

->He's at Chernobyl and he's studying earthworms, and they're getting twice as big or something like that. So, the military lands a helicopter and says, "You're an earthworm expert? Godzilla attacked a fisherman's boat. And we think that...somehow... you can help! Because you're studying ''earthworms!'' So [[ExcusePlot get involved with this plot!]]"
-->--'''Mike Stoklasa''' on ''[[{{Film/Godzilla1998}} Godzilla]]'' (1998), ''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]''

->'''Matt''': Dredd reveals that Hershey will defend him at the tribunal, even though she’s a street judge. Judges are attorneys, too! If there had been sequels, we would have found out they’re notary publics, can perform weddings and will spay your pets.\\
'''Chris''': If there has ever been a ''Comicbook/TwoThousandAD'' prog about Judges running around performing weddings, I want to know so that I can buy it immediately. I want Dredd to just kick in the door on two rival gang members, declare them to be married, and leave.\\
'''Matt''': “Prepare to be…'''''[[StabTheSalad WED!]]'''''”\\
'''Chris''': Judge Wedd.
-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-judge-dredd-part-one/ on]] ''Film/JudgeDredd'' (1995)

->'''Kenneth Parcell:''' Sir, I have a problem with my time card.
->'''Jack Donaghy:''' So, naturally, you came to me, because this company is just the two of us.

->'''Schaffer:''' Our ideal inquisitor teams are currently assigned elsewhere and won't be available for several hours, [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits so unfortunately it falls to you.]]
->'''Lothar:''' [[LampshadeHanging That seems to happen a lot.]] Do you even have other teams?

->'''Edelgard:''' For a [[AncestralWeapon Hero's Relic]] to be stolen... It's unheard of.
->'''Hubert:''' And just last month, the [[SwordOfPlotAdvancement Sword of the Creator]] was almost stolen, too.
->'''Edelgard:''' Also quite unheard of. What impudence.
->'''Hubert:''' For House Gautier to invite us on to their land, they must be desperate. But at least we'll have the stalwart [[EliteArmy knights]] ready to stand around and watch us do all the work.

-->Description of the "Realism Mode" challenge, ''VideoGame/NotForBroadcast''