History Quotes / ThatDudeInTheSuede

-> "Reading tweets while listening to {{Portishead}} does not a comfortable experience make."

-> "[[http://anamanaguchi.com/singles/ Airbrushed]] by {{Anamanaguchi}}. Best song in ages and will be the Opening for Suede Played, a Let's Play series I might make. Thanks, [[http://crpestate.blogspot.com/ Christopher Prentice]] !"

-> "Man I miss these things, oh yeah man, the camera's recording. Hello, this is Suede, i'm here to introduce my brand new video series, i'm going to be reviewing: ''VideoGame/NinjaGaiden Σ''. Now ''VideoGame/NinjaGaiden'' for the original Xbox was one of my absolute favourite games, it was one of the first games that, I just could not put down until I finished it, it has just like, the smoothest graphics, the, I had no idea that graphics that good could be on the Xbox, and to be that smooth as well. I mean, ''ShadowOfTheColossus'' had amazing graphics, but it just couldn't handle it's agenda, I heard of the PS3 version, I heard that's good, but. This, this one really pulled it off, it had fantastic graphics, but it also had excellent gameplay and you just felt like, a ninja when you were playing it. I've been wanting to review it for a while, but, I just didn't know the right way to do it, and after seeing how good [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] does his {{Lets Play}}s, I thought:

-> "Well here's something: you'd think Knives Chau from ScottPilgrim was a Manga/{{Trigun}} reference, so Why did he make her a woman? And not evil?"

-> "When I was on a mission for my church for two years, I noticed that without question or exception, ALL MALE TWEENS IN NEW ZEALAND were obsessed to a t-shirt-buying degree with one of two things: JohnCena or WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}; with girls it wasn't even a option, it was either HannahMontana or nothing."

-> "Just watched ThePowerpuffGirls Movie. Surprisingly sound storyboarding and action choreography and an awesome soundtrack! Go GenndyTartakovsky!"

-> "Kind of a less confusing TheDarkKnightReturns lite."

-> "Need to trim my [[BadassBeard Beard]], starting to look like GreenArrow. Although this is awesome, it just doesn't work without [[NiceHat The Hat]]."

-> "Man I miss these things, oh yeah man, the camera's recording. Hello, this is Suede, i'm here to introduce my brand new video series, i'm going to be reviewing: ''NinjaGaiden Σ''. Now ''NinjaGaiden'' for the original Xbox was one of my absolute favourite games, it was one of the first games that, I just could not put down until I finished it, it has just like, the smoothest graphics, the, I had no idea that graphics that good could be on the Xbox, and to be that smooth as well. I mean, ''ShadowOfTheColossus'' had amazing graphics, but it just couldn't handle it's agenda, I heard of the PS3 version, I heard that's good, but. This, this one really pulled it off, it had fantastic graphics, but it also had excellent gameplay and you just felt like, a ninja when you were playing it. I've been wanting to review it for a while, but, I just didn't know the right way to do it, and after seeing how good [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] does his {{Lets Play}}s, I thought:

-> I want to see, I want to be able to show it cause it really captures the spirit of anime, it's got like the most unrealistic physics yet at the same time it almost feels like you could do it yourself, it has you going out and seeing if you can do kick-flips on the lawn, but it's also got some really, ''really'' ridiculous stuff on it, that's some of the stuff that I want to kinda make fun of, and, I don't know, there's just too much material for me to be able to just do a quick 10-minute review of it, so, I wannna just kinda walk everyone through it, in fact this might even be a bit of a nostalgia trip for you guys who remember how infuriatingly hard it is, so, without further ado, hopefully i'm not gonna die that much, so let's give it a shot, OK. This is: '''Suede Played: NinjaGaiden Σ'''".

-> "Hello, Suede here, you may remember me from such anime reviews as the ''Top 11 American Anime'', and if you go quite a lot further back the ''Anime/FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren review''. I am a anime reviewer but I also love video games, what can I say, it's just, it was an absolute staple for me when I was in high school, at least until I discovered anime. One of my favourite games was ''NinjaGaiden Σ'', now I've always wanted to kinda comment on this game, maybe do a review of it, but there's always been so many different video game reviewers that I kinda wanted to make my niche elsewhere, so I did it for my true love, which is anime. Now I want to do kinda of a bit more than a LetsPlay but a bit less than one of ''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's Game Reviews]]''. So, I'm gonna call it ''Suede Played''. It's gonna be where I explain a little bit about where my nostalgia comes from this game and most importantly give it a bit of a healthy riffing for just how silly it is sometimes, don't give me wrong, this is an excellent game, this is a fantastic game, and I can't wait to show you how awesome it is, and it's just a great piece of nostalgia for me, but, it can be just so stupid at times, so just know this is good natured, and know that, even though I love this game to bits and pieces, it did kinda make me chuckle at times for it's stupid story, it's unorthodox characters, and, probably most importantly of all, the stinking camera."

-> "For every ''"MegasXLR rules!"'' there's ''"why you put dumb MegasXLR?"'' For every ''"you would've been lynched if WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender wasn't #1"'' there's ''"WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender sucks!"''

-> "Film/{{Ghostbusters}} 3, Film/MenInBlack 3 were bad enough, but Film/BigMommasHouse 3!? It should have the tagline 'BigMommasHouse 3: Somebody Make Him (Martin Lawrence) Stop'"

-> "Hello, Suede here, you may remember me from such anime reviews as the ''Top 11 American Anime'', and if you go quite a lot further back the ''FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren review''. I am a anime reviewer but I also love video games, what can I say, it's just, it was an absolute staple for me when I was in high school, at least until I discovered anime. One of my favourite games was ''NinjaGaiden Σ'', now I've always wanted to kinda comment on this game, maybe do a review of it, but there's always been so many different video game reviewers that I kinda wanted to make my niche elsewhere, so I did it for my true love, which is anime. Now I want to do kinda of a bit more than a LetsPlay but a bit less than one of ''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's Game Reviews]]''. So, I'm gonna call it ''Suede Played''. It's gonna be where I explain a little bit about where my nostalgia comes from this game and most importantly give it a bit of a healthy riffing for just how silly it is sometimes, don't give me wrong, this is an excellent game, this is a fantastic game, and I can't wait to show you how awesome it is, and it's just a great piece of nostalgia for me, but, it can be just so stupid at times, so just know this is good natured, and know that, even though I love this game to bits and pieces, it did kinda make me chuckle at times for it's stupid story, it's unorthodox characters, and, probably most importantly of all, the stinking camera."

-> "More people need to know just how good [=AMVs=] can get, and they need to be shown just how brillant and layered some of then are, maybe through an easy to understand introduction that explains what they're watching like ''MasterpieceTheatre'' except on a much smaller scale. That's it! Scattered over the time that the users give me on the site, i'll present to you the best of the of the best of [=AMVs=]. It shall be called: '''AMV Heaven'''."

-> "[[spoiler: Currently there's a group of Obstacles that follow [[DougWalker Doug]] around while they have to stop [[DougWalker Doug]] from achieving perfection or something like that, and the guy who was going to block him in the woods took a desk job in Boise and I had to fill in because I'm a temp, you know, because the financial situation is pretty dire in New Zealand, so I just had to.]]"
-> --[[spoiler: his SuburbanKnights [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/32013-suburban-knights-character-descriptions Character Description]].]]

-> "Hello, Suede here, you may remember me from such anime reviews as the ''Top 11 American Anime'', and if you go quite a lot further back the ''FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren review''. I am a anime reviewer but I also love video games, what can I say, it's just, it was an absolute staple for me when I was in high school, at least until I discovered anime. One of my favourite games was ''NinjaGaiden Σ'', now i've always wanted to kinda comment on this game, maybe do a review of it, but there's always been so many different video game reviewers that I kinda wanted to make my niche elsewhere, so I did it for my true love, which is anime. Now I want to do kinda of a bit more than a LetsPlay but a bit less than one of ''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's Game Reviews]]''. So, i'm gonna call it ''Suede Played''. It's gonna be where I explain a little bit about where my nostalgia comes from this game and most importantly give it a bit of a healthy riffing for just how silly it is sometimes, don't give me wrong, this is an excellent game, this is a fantastic game, and I can't wait to show you how awesome it is, and it's just a great piece of nostalgia for me, but, it can be just so stupid at times, so just know this is good natured, and know that, even though I love this game to bits and pieces, it did kinda make me chuckle at times for it's stupid story, it's unorthodox characters, and, probably most importantly of all, the stinking camera."

-> "A few of my more hardcore fans may remember a short piece I did on the abject animated ''oddity'' that both unites and divides those with even a passing knowledge of anime. It was meant to be the first in a series, and in the first case I gave a cursory case to the frollical freakishness of AnimeHair. Unfortunately duty called not only to [[UsefulNotes/{{Mormonism}} my religion]] but also to my more popular videos, and it was lost in the pits of eternity. Well no more! After mercilessly scolding myself a boiling rhetoric, i've decided that it wasn't such a bad idea after all. So with renewed energy, zeal and the fact that I actually came up with some ideas for it, I present to you the revamped and renamed show that was formely know as '''Anime Weirdness'''. Ladies and Gentlemen: '''Fandom Stranger'''. This show will look at the strange and bizarre in not only anime itself but also everything surrounding it, beit corporate, cultural or culinary."

-> "Discovering ToddInTheShadows. He's actually pretty awesome."

-> "[to ToddInTheShadows] what's an ot3?"

--> --Suede talking about his appearance in [[spoiler: SuburbanKnights]] Part 5.

-> "Just discovered PushingUpRoses et al. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!? Shortys is so nostalgic (and funny) it hurts! sniff... PuttPutt..."

##Why did they change Scrooge's shirt from red to blue? did they think it was too scottish?

-> "That was all in response to DougWalker's excellent ''WesternAnimation/{{Ducktales}}'' review, If you didn't guess already."

-> "Point Dos: I must apologise to [[http://www.starfieldcreations.com/ Andrew Dickman]] for giving a poor description for my [[http://andrewdickman.deviantart.com/#/d460vre title card]], but it still works in that it has no spoilers!"

-> "A lot of you probably don't even know who I am. Well, for a while, I was just this guy who loved That Guy in the Glasses and wanted to show them that maybe I could make videos as well. And I succeeded. It was pretty weird. As this website's resident anime reviewer and commentator on anime in general, it was my hope to be just a little bit different and offer anime fans a voice that didn't include those guys who use Windows Movie Maker to make TopTenList[=s=] and not explain their decisions. So I made TopTenList[=s=], and I explained my decisions. But that wasn't all. I also commented on the different facets of anime culture, and I also commented on how some of it's just plain weird. And I also reviewed a couple of anime. I have a great regret that now I cannot review some of my favorites such as ''Anime/CowboyBebop'', or review the ''Anime/CowboyBebop'' live-action movie with KeanuReeves. Because ThatDudeInTheSuede is going on hiatus for two years. As those of you who attended my blog-chat know, I'm a Mormon. And as a Mormon, I am taking a two-year mission for my church.
-> I honestly didn't expect myself to become this popular. I can't help believing what I do, even if this belief sees me cursed. I really do have to go guys, but I really will miss you. I'll definately miss being in the presence of such wonderful comic talents as [[DougWalker Doug]] and [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick Lindsay]] and [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment the Spoony One]]--all of the chat pack, you know who you are. [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] and...[[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters there are so many]]. And...I'm so grateful for all of you guys, and I hope you'll be able to receive me when I get back. [[LegacyCharacter Those who wish to fill my position, you]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis must. Wear. Suede.]] This is ThatDudeInTheSuede saying...I'll miss you guys. Will you miss me?"
-> '''Caption boxes:''' The End of ThatDudeInTheSuede for Two Years. I apologize profusely to all that I forgot to mention. I will miss all of you. I still have tons and tons of ideas, so be ready for a deluge when I return. Oh, and...[[Anime/CowboyBebop see you, space cowboy...]]

-> "Man I miss these things, oh yeah man, the camera's recording. Hello, this is Suede, i'm here to introduce my brand new video series, i'm going to be reviewing: ''NinjaGaiden Σ''. Now ''NinjaGaiden'' for the original Xbox was one of my absolute favourite games, it was one of the first games that, I just could not put down until I finished it, it has just like, the smoothest graphics, the, I had no idea that graphics that good could be on the Xbox, and to be that smooth as well. I mean, ''ShadowOfTheColossus'' had amazing graphics, but it just couldn't handle it's agenda, I heard of the PS3 version, I heard that's good, but. This, this one really pulled it off, it had fantastic graphics, but it also had excellent gameplay and you just felt like, a ninja when you were playing it. I've been wanting to review it for a while, but, I just didn't know the right way to do it, and after seing how good [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] does his {{Lets Play}}s, I thought:
-> ''"Well, heck, why not? i'll try doing that, see if it's popular enough, if it's not, i'll just give it up, but it's okay. I'm just gonna review this and see how it goes"''.
-> I want to see, I want to be able to show it cause it really captures the spirit of anime, it's got like the most unrealistic physics yet at the same time it almost feels like you could do it yourself, it has you going out and seeing if you can do kick-flips on the lawn, but it's also got some really, ''really'' ridiculus stuff on it, that's some of the stuff that I want to kinda make fun of, and, I don't know, there's just too much material for me to be able to just do a quick 10-minute review of it, so, I wannna just kinda walk everyone through it, in fact this might even be a bit of a nostalgia trip for you guys who remember how infuriately hard it is, so, without further ado, hopefully i'm not gonna die that much, so let's give it a shot, OK. This is: '''Suede Played: NinjaGaiden Σ'''".

-> '''ObscurusLupa''': Sort of why we need to get going.

-> '''ObscurusLupa''': Who is that?

-> '''{{Benzaie}}''': Oh, Suede! It's good to see you!

-> '''Benzaie''': Benzaie does hate you, but [[ConanThebarbarian Conan]] loves you.

--> -- Suede returns ''SuburbanKnights'' Part 5

-> "That sort of deep psyche-dive-in just was not the norn in those days in children's cartoons."

-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Oh, knock it off, jerkhole! We're in a hurry!
-> '''Obstacle''': [[AC:You are searching for unspeakable power...]]

-> '''Obstacle''': [[AC:But, a great evil searches for it, too.]]

-> [The Critic raises his sword to strike the figure, who catches him by the arm, then stops and pulls off his mask]

-> ["Team A" of the critics (apart from Lupa) cheers as Critic and Suede hug and pat each other on the back, etc.]

-> '''Suede''': Oh, I’m an obstacle. You know how it is...

-> '''Suede''': Well, of course I do. I'm an obstacle, for goodness' sake.

-> [Suede holds up his katana lengthwise and the Critic taps it with the Master Sword.]
-> '''Suede''': Oh, I am defeated, let’s get out of here.

-> '''Benzaie'': Benzaie does hate you, but [[ConanThebarbarian Conan]] ''loves'' you.

--> -- Suede returns, ''SuburbanKnights'' Part 5

-> '''Obstacle''': [[ac:None shall pass.]]

-> '''Obstacle''': [[ac:You are searching for unspeakable power...]]

-> '''Obstacle''': [[ac:But, a great evil searches for it, too.]]

-> '''Obstacle''': [[ac:He will never stop until he finds it.]]

-> '''Obstacle''': [[ac:Your destiny awaits you.]]

-> [The Critic raises his sword to strike the figure, who catches him by the arm, then stops and pulls off his mask as the camera swings around to reveal...]

-> ["Team A" of the critics cheers -- except for Lupa -- as Critic and Suede hug and pat each other on the back, etc.]

-> '''The Nostalgia Critic''': No kidding you're an obstacle! Holy smokes!

-> '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''': Oh, that's That Dude in the Suede. He used to do reviews for the site.

-> '''Suede''': [[ac:It's just something I can do, you know what I mean?]]
-> '''The Nostalgia Critic''': That’s incredible, man, that’s incredible! Oh, it’s great to see ya! Oh, hey, hey, hey- We’re looking for Malachite’s Hand. Do you know where that is?

-> '''Suede''': Oh, touch my sword. Touch- [tok tok] Oh, I am defeated, Let’s get out of here.

-> '''Benzaie}'': Benzaie does hate you, but [[ConanThebarbarian Conan]] loves you.

-> '''Suede''': Okay, let me fill you in. A long time ago…

-> "'''Obstacle''': None shall pass."
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Oh, knock it off, jerkhole! We’re in a hurry!"
-> "'''Obstacle''': You are searching for unspeakable power."
-> "'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''': And it’d go a lot faster if you got out of the way."
-> "'''Obstacle''': But a great evil searches for it too.
-> "'''ObscurusLupa''': Sort of why we need to get going."
-> "'''Obstacle''': He will never stop until he finds it."
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Okay, enough of this."
-> "'''Obstacle''': Your destiny awaits you."
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Eat lead, you fairy dropping!"
-> "'''Obstacle''': Critic?"
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Suede?"
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': How you doing, man? Holy smokes, I can’t believe it! What have you been doing with yourself?"
-> "'''Suede''': Oh, I’m an obstacle. You know how it is..."
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': No kidding you’re an obstacle! Holy smokes!"
-> "'''ObscurusLupa''': Who is that?"
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''': Oh, that’s That Dude in the Suede. He used to do reviews for the site."
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': That thing with your voice– How did you do that?"
-> "'''Suede''': It's just something I can do, you know what I mean?"
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': That’s incredible, man, that’s incredible! Oh, it’s great to see ya! Oh, hey, hey, hey- We’re looking for Malachite’s Hand. Do you know where that is?"
-> "'''Suede''': ‘Well, of course I do. I’m an obstacle, for goodness sake."
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Fantastic!"
-> "'''Suede''': Oh, but first you must defeat me in mortal combat."
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': What?"
-> "'''Suede''': Oh, touch my sword. Oh, I am defeated, Let’s get out of here."
-> "'''{{Benzaie}}''': Oh, Suede! It’s good to see you!"
-> "'''Suede''': Benzaie? I thought you hated me."
-> "'''{{Benzaie}}''': Benzaie does hate you, but [[ConanThebarbarian Conan]] loves you."
-> "'''Suede''': Oh, all right then."
-> "'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''': Hey, Suede, what is the story behind this Malachite guy anyway?"
-> "'''Suede''': Okay, let me fill you in. A long time ago…"
--> -- SuburbanKnights Part 5

-> "In honour of the first video he made for [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses the site]], Suede will now do a Top 11 list for his return. He's not lazy. Shut up."

-> "Currently playing BatmanArkhamAsylum. It's awesome, but why don't these modern Batman's ever give Scarecrow his hat? It was always so awesome!"

-> "For those who asked, Yes, I have read ''Comicbook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck''. Favourite comic series after ''{{Watchmen}}''. It's awesome."

-> "Currently (12/05/11) rockin out to The Bootleg Videogame/{{Portal2}} Soundtrack. Release it, dagnabbit, ValveSoftware, you'll make a mint!

-> "That was all in response to DougWalker's excellent ''{{Ducktales}}'' review, If you didn't guess already."

-->--Suede's response to "[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Raiders Of The Story Arc]]: ''{{Ducktales}}''"

-> "Did anyone else find {{Cars}} the most disturbing {{Pixar}} film? It's post-apocalyptic! Sentient, breathing biomech cars took over the world!"

-> "As someone who religiously read the original CarlBarks DisneyDucksComicUniverse comics as a child, I will now nitpick where [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic he]] cannot:

-> "First bite back at nitpickers: We didn't get ExoSquad in New Zealand. We cool? X3"

-> "And one more before bed: I am SORRY I did not know WesternAnimation/BeastWars was Canadian! Your accents all sound the same! It was my bad, sorry."

-> "When I was on a mission for my church for two years, I noticed that without question or exception, ALL MALE TEENS IN NEW ZEALAND were obsessed to a t-shirt-buying degree with one of two things: JohnCena or WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}; with girls it wasn't even a option, it was either HannahMontana or nothing."

-> "Whohowhoah! What was that!? That was different. Ah, dang it! Was this whole thing just a [[{{Pokemon}} Pokémon]] reference!? I love [[{{Pokemon}} Pokémon]]! I would have loved to have done a cameo! Ah well, I guess there's nothing for it. Now where were we? Yes old man, tell me your secrets, and then it's up to Cinnabar.

-> "Game Freak are either suddenly geniuses for challenging the [[{{Pokemon}} Pokémon]] paradigm and causing actual cerebral activity while playing, or idiots."

-> "Just bought the 1st [[{{Pokemon}} Pokémon]] theme on iTunes. At first I felt dirty, but I'm surprised how well it stands up musically. Real [[GuiltyPleasures Guilty Pleasure]]."

-> "The first time I played [[PokemonRedAndBlue Pokémon Red]] I ignored my party and beat the whole game with an overpowered Charizard."
-> "Actually a better [[PokemonRedAndBlue Pokémon Red]] confession would be that I honestly used my Master Ball on a Ditto. A Ditto!"

-> "Just bought the entire first season of [[{{Pokemon}} Pokémon]]. I am proud of this fact. Truly this is the geek generation."

-> * Shows Batman TheMusical scene from [[BatmanBeyond Batman Of The Future]] Season 3 Episode 44 "Out of the Past"*

-> "[[{{Naruto}} Orochimaru]]; He's a cold-hearted snake and HOLY CRAP he's a woman."

-> "A lot of you probably don't even know who I am. Well, for a while, I was just this guy who loved That Guy in the Glasses and wanted to show them that maybe I could make videos as well. And I succeeded. It was pretty weird. As this website's resident anime reviewer and commentator on anime in general, it was my hope to be just a little bit different and offer anime fans a voice that didn't include those guys who use Windows Movie Maker to make TopTenList[=s=] and not explain their decisions. So I made TopTenList[=s=], and I explained my decisions. But that wasn't all. I also commented on the different facets of anime culture, and I also commented on how some of it's just plain weird. And I also reviewed a couple of anime. I have a great regret that now I cannot review some of my favorites such as ''CowboyBebop'', or review the ''CowboyBebop'' live-action movie with KeanuReeves. Because ThatDudeInTheSuede is going on hiatus for two years. As those of you who attended my blog-chat know, I'm a Mormon. And as a Mormon, I am taking a two-year mission for my church.

-> '''Caption boxes:''' The End of ThatDudeInTheSuede for Two Years. I apologize profusely to all that I forgot to mention. I will miss all of you. I still have tons and tons of ideas, so be ready for a deluge when I return. Oh, and...[[CowboyBebop see you, space cowboy...]]

-> "[[spoiler: and them if that wasn't enough they actually {{Flashback}} to the first time she shoot someone! Whoah! TriGun much]]!"

-> "Imagine BatmanTheAnimatedSeries combined with BladeRunner and Manga/{{Akira}} in the most awesome yet Saturday Morning friendly way possible. Yeah, i know, my mind is blown as well."

-> "Well here's something: you'd think Knives Chau from ScottPilgrim was a TriGun reference, so Why did he make her a woman? And not evil?"

-> "{{Ghostbusters}} 3, Film/MenInBlack 3 were bad enough, but Film/BigMommasHouse 3!? It should have the tagline 'BigMommasHouse 3: Somebody Make Him (Martin Lawrence) Stop'"

-> "Currently (12/05/11) rockin out to The Bootleg [[Videogame/{{Portal2}} Portal 2]] Soundtrack. Release it, dagnabbit, ValveSoftware, you'll make a mint!