History Quotes / ThatCameOutWrong

->'''Lelouch:''' That pussy's got my head's protection! Wow. That did not come out right."'' [falls into a bush] ''"Well this figures. I'm supposed to be chasing pussy but instead I'm stuck in the bush. [{{Beat}}] What is wrong with me today! [finds Suzaku] Suzaku, what are you doing here?
->'''Suzaku:''' I'm here to kick ass. [hears meow] Now let's go take care of your pussy problem!
->'''Lelouch:''' Well, at least, it's not just me.

->'''Ryuk:''' [[MonsterRoommate Tell you what—I need a place to stay.]] [[FreudianSlip If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial W-with the Death Note. Not each other. You're a sick little girl, you know that?!]]
->'''Light:''' But I'm a boy!
->'''Ryuk:''' ''Riiight.''

->'''Female!Commander Shepard:''' [discussing 'sparring'] So when should I book the room?
->'''Garrus Vakarian:''' I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink.
->[Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk]
->'''Garrus Vakarian:''' Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere ''horrible''.

->'''Sherman Klump''': Pardon me ladies and gentlemen, but I cannot go on living unless I have this man inside me right now!
->'''Dean Richmond''': Steady, sailor.

-> '''Garrus:''' Turians like it hot.
-> '''Shepard:''' I ride my soldiers hard and put them away wet, I can at least make sure they don't go to bed hungry.

->'''Aaron Rodgers''': WILSON, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR DICK OFF!
->'''Jay Cutler''': [[LampshadeHanging That's a poor choice of words for you, Rodgers.]]

-->-- ''CodeMent'' [[note]]A cat stole his helmet[[/note]]

->'''Commander Shepard:''' [discussing 'sparring'] So when should I book the room?

->'''Garrus Vakarian:''' Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.

-->'''Aaron Rodgers''': WILSON, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR DICK OFF!
-->'''Jay Cutler''': [[LampshadeHanging That's a poor choice of words for you, Rodgers.]]

-->--''Series/{{Dexter}}''

->'''Sherman Klump''': Pardon me ladies and gentlemen, but I cannot go on living unless I have this man inside me right now!
->'''Dean Richmond''': Steady, sailor.
-->-- ''TheNuttyProfessor''

->''"Funny how you can say something in your head and it '''sounds''' fine..."''
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho''

->'''Commander Shepard:''' [discussing 'sparring'] So when should I book the room?
->'''Garrus Vakarian:''' I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink.
->[Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk]
->'''Garrus Vakarian:''' Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->"Yes, ''Rosebud Frozen Peas: Full of country goodness and green pea-ness...Wait, that's terrible. I quit."''
-->-- '''OrsonWelles''' (voiced by Creator/MauriceLaMarche), ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''

->''"Yeah, but I can't let Tani-baka know about this'' [[note]](an ongoing MarryThemAll scenario between most of the SOS Brigade started by Haruhi with Kyon at the center)[[/note]] ''-- ever. The second he heard about it, his head would explode!'' (blinks, thinking about what she just said as her face reddens) ''And I'm going to shut up now."''
-->-- '''Yanagimoto ''', ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero''

-->-- '''OrsonWelles''' (voiced by MauriceLaMarche), ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''

-->-- '''VideoGame/MassEffect2'''

-->--' ''CodeMent''' [[note]]A cat stole his helmet[[/note]]

->''Funny how you can say something in your head and it '''sounds''' fine...''
-->--'''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho''

->'''Commander Shepard''': [discussing 'sparring'] So when should I book the room?
->'''Garrus Vakarian''': I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink.

->'''Garrus Vakarian''': Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.
-->--'''VideoGame/MassEffect2'''

-> "''Yes'', Rosebud Frozen Peas: Full of country goodness and green pea-ness...Wait, that's terrible. I quit."
-->--'''OrsonWelles''' (voiced by MauriceLaMarche), ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''

-> ''Yeah, but I can't let Tani-baka know about this'' [[hottip:*: (an ongoing MarryThemAll scenario between most of the SOS Brigade started by Haruhi with Kyon at the center)]] ''-- ever. The second he heard about it, his head would explode!'' (blinks, thinking about what she just said as her face reddens) ''And I'm going to shut up now.''
-->--'''Yanagimoto ''', ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero''

-> ''I'll...get wood...''at the tree!'' Tree wood!''
-->--'''Sagi''', ''BatenKaitos Origins''

->'''Lelouch:''' ''"That pussy's got my head's protection! Wow. That did not come out right."'' [falls into a bush] ''"Well this figures. I'm supposed to be chasing pussy but instead I'm stuck in the bush."'' [{{Beat}}] ''"What is wrong with me today!"'' [finds Suzaku] ''"Suzaku, what are you doing here?"''
->'''Suzaku:''' ''"I'm here to kick ass."'' [hears meow] ''"Now let's go take care of your pussy problem!"''
->'''Lelouch:''' ''"Well, at least, it's not just me."''
-->--'''CodeMent''' [[note]]A cat stole his helmet[[/note]]

-->--'''OrsonWelles''' (voiced by MauriceLaMarche), ''TheCritic''

->'''Lelouch:''' ''"That pussy's got my head's protection! Wow. That did not come out right. [falls into a bush] Well this figures. I'm supposed to be chasing pussy but instead I'm stuck in the bush. [{{Beat}}] What is wrong with me today! [finds Suzaku] Suzaku, what are you doing here?"''

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-->--'''MassEffect'''

-> ''Yeah, but I can't let Tani-baka know about this'' [-[[hottip:*: An ongoing MarryThemAll scenario between most of the SOS Brigade started by Haruhi with Kyon at the center]]-] ''-- ever. The second he heard about it, his head would explode!'' (blinks, thinking about what she just said as her face reddens) ''And I'm going to shut up now.''

-> "''[[VerbalTic Yes]]'', Rosebud Frozen Peas: Full of country goodness and green pea-ness...Wait, that's terrible. I quit."

-> "Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness. Wait, that's terrible. I quit."

-->--'''The Doctor''', ''DoctorWho''

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-->--'''MassEffect'''

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