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-->--Everyone Ever

-> "Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors, I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
-->-- Sniper

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-->--Everyone -->-- Everyone Ever

-> "Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors, doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
-->-- Sniper
'''Sniper'''



-->-- Respectless Rubber Glove description

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-->-- Respectless ''Respectless Rubber Glove Glove'' description



-->-- Tyrant's Helm description

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-->-- Tyrant's Helm ''Tyrant's Helm'' description



-->-- The Tin Soldier

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-->-- The '''The Tin Soldier
Soldier'''



-->-- Itsy Bitsy Spyer description

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-->-- Itsy ''Itsy Bitsy Spyer Spyer'' description
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->''"There will be a certian day...fortunately it's not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as'' VideoGame/SuperMarioBros. ''and'' {{Contra}}''. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while'' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS7bezmsdk this song]]'' ''plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be."''

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->''"There will be a certian day...fortunately it's not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as'' VideoGame/SuperMarioBros. ''and'' {{Contra}}''.{{VideoGame/Contra}}''. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while'' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS7bezmsdk this song]]'' ''plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be."''
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-> "Sniping's a good job, mate. It's challenging work, out of doors, I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
-->-- Sniper
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->'''''"SEDUCE ME!"'''''
-->-- '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Spy, to Scout]]'''
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-> ''"MEEEE-DIIIIC!!!"''
-->--Everyone Ever
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-->-- '''From a random {{Youtube}} comment'''

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-->-- '''From a random {{Youtube}} Website/YouTube comment'''
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-->-- '''Jane Doe''' after a fine day of killing robots.

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-->-- '''Jane Doe''' ''(aka The Soldier)'' after a fine day of killing robots.
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Yes, I actually searched for it.


->''"There will be a certian day... fortunately its not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as Super Mario Bros. and Contra. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while this song plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be.
-->-- '''From a random Youtube comment'''

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->''"There will be a certian day... fortunately its it's not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as Super Mario Bros. and Contra. as'' VideoGame/SuperMarioBros. ''and'' {{Contra}}''. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while while'' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS7bezmsdk this song plays song]]'' ''plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be.
be."''
-->-- '''From a random Youtube {{Youtube}} comment'''
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->''"There will be a certian day... fortunately its not today, or anytime soon. But there will be a day where Team Fortress 2 becomes as outdated as Super Mario Bros. and Contra. And in the days when that game is sitting in the dust like a forgotten memory, A few of us that took the game as a passion will sit down at our Desktops, start it up, and play a nice game of Capture the Flag at 2fort, while this song plays in the background, reminding us of what this masterpiece was and always will be.
-->-- '''From a random Youtube comment'''
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-->-- '''[[{{LargeHam}} Heavy]] [[{{BoisterousBruiser}} Weapons]] [[{{ShoutingShooter}} Guy]]'''

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-->-- '''[[{{LargeHam}} '''[[LargeHam Heavy]] [[{{BoisterousBruiser}} [[BoisterousBruiser Weapons]] [[{{ShoutingShooter}} [[ShoutingShooter Guy]]'''



-->-- '''Jane Doe''' after a fine day of killing robots.

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-->-- '''Jane Doe''' after a fine day of killing robots.robots.

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-->-- '''[[{{LargeHam}} Heavy]] [[{{BoisterousBruiser}} Weapons]] [[{{ShoutingShooter}} Guy]]'''

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-->-- '''[[{{LargeHam}} Heavy]] [[{{BoisterousBruiser}} Weapons]] [[{{ShoutingShooter}} Guy]]'''Guy]]'''

->''"I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses!"''
-->-- '''Jane Doe''' after a fine day of killing robots.
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-> ''"I just kicked your ass so hard it went BACK IN TIME and got me this VIKING HAT."''

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-> ''"I ->''"I just kicked your ass so hard it went BACK IN TIME and got me this VIKING HAT."''



->''"Say, Engie! Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT WRENCH! "''

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->''"Say, Engie! Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT WRENCH! "''WRENCH!"''



->''"I never really was on your side"
-->-- Spy

->''"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!"
-->-- Soldier

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->''"I never really was on your side"
side"''
-->-- Spy

'''Spy'''

->''"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!"
world!"''
-->-- Soldier
'''Soldier'''



-->-- [[{{LargeHam}} Heavy]] [[{{BoisterousBruiser}} Weapons]] [[{{ShoutingShooter}} Guy]]

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-->-- [[{{LargeHam}} '''[[{{LargeHam}} Heavy]] [[{{BoisterousBruiser}} Weapons]] [[{{ShoutingShooter}} Guy]]Guy]]'''
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-->-- Soldier

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-->-- SoldierSoldier

->''' ''"WAAAH! WAAAAAH! HAHAHA! CRY SOME MOOORE!"'' '''
-->-- [[{{LargeHam}} Heavy]] [[{{BoisterousBruiser}} Weapons]] [[{{ShoutingShooter}} Guy]]
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->''"Welcome to ''Team Fortress 2''. [[VaporWare After nine years in development]], hopefully it will have been worth the wait."''
-->-- '''Gabe Newell''', in developer commentary

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->''"Welcome to ''Team Fortress 2''. [[VaporWare After nine years in development]], hopefully it will have been worth the wait."''
-->-- '''Gabe Newell''', in developer commentary

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annoying and not from the game proper


->''I never thought this game could be\\
Anything but catastrophe\\
But suddenly I begin to see\\
A bit of good luck for me\\
\\
'Cause I've got a golden wrench\\
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye\\
\\
I never had a chance to kill\\
Never a happy song to sing\\
But suddenly I am the king of the hill\\
What an amazing thing\\
\\
'Cause I've got a golden wrench!\\
\\
It's ours, Engie!\\
\\
I've got a golden chance to kill that spy\\
\\
I never thought I'd see the day\\
when I would use some gold to slay\\
Good Riddance!, now look at this gun!\\
I never thought that I would see\\
a heavy gunned down just by me\\
'Cause I'd have said:\\
\\
It couldn't be done\\
\\
But it can be done (with this new gun)\\
\\
I never dreamed that I would climb\\
to the top of the charts so easily\\
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm\\
Shortly about to be\\
\\
'Cause I've got a golden ticket\\
I've got a golden chance to win today\\
And with a golden wrench, it's a golden day\\
\\
Good riddance! , look at this gun!\\
\\
'Cause I'd have said,\\
It couldn't be done\\
\\
But it can be done\\
\\
I never dreamed that I would climb\\
to the top of the charts so easily\\
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm\\
Shortly about to be\\
\\
'Cause I've got a golden wrench\\
\\
'Cause I've got a golden wrench!\\
I've got a golden chance to win today\\
And with a golden wrench, it's a golden day''
-->-- One of the players to craft a Golden Wrench's profile.

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->''I never thought this game could be\\
Anything but catastrophe\\
But suddenly I begin to see\\
A bit of good luck for me\\
\\
'Cause I've got a golden wrench\\
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye\\
\\
I never had a chance to kill\\
Never a happy song to sing\\
But suddenly I am the king of the hill\\
What an amazing thing\\
\\
'Cause I've got a golden wrench!\\
\\
It's ours, Engie!\\
\\
I've got a golden chance to kill that spy\\
\\
I never thought I'd see the day\\
when I would use some gold to slay\\
Good Riddance!, now look at this gun!\\
I never thought that I would see\\
a heavy gunned down just by me\\
'Cause I'd have said:\\
\\
It couldn't be done\\
\\
But it can be done (with this new gun)\\
\\
I never dreamed that I would climb\\
to the top of the charts so easily\\
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm\\
Shortly about to be\\
\\
'Cause I've got a golden ticket\\
I've got a golden chance to win today\\
And with a golden wrench, it's a golden day\\
\\
Good riddance! , look at this gun!\\
\\
'Cause I'd have said,\\
It couldn't be done\\
\\
But it can be done\\
\\
I never dreamed that I would climb\\
to the top of the charts so easily\\
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm\\
Shortly about to be\\
\\
'Cause I've got a golden wrench\\
\\
'Cause I've got a golden wrench!\\
I've got a golden chance to win today\\
And with a golden wrench, it's a golden day''
-->-- One of the players to craft a Golden Wrench's profile.
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-->-- Spy

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-->-- SpySpy

->''"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!"
-->-- Soldier
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I felt the quotes bin was empty :/


-->-- Itsy Bitsy Spyer description

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-->-- Itsy Bitsy Spyer descriptiondescription

->''"I never really was on your side"
-->-- Spy
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-->-- Tyrant's Helm description

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-->-- Tyrant's Helm description

->''"Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries... And sent me back in time to kick it!"''
-->-- The Tin Soldier

->''"Say, Engie! Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT WRENCH! "''
-->-- Itsy Bitsy Spyer
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-> ''"I just kicked your ass so hard it went BACK IN TIME and got me this VIKING HAT.

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-> ''"I just kicked your ass so hard it went BACK IN TIME and got me this VIKING HAT."''

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Moved the long-winded Golden Wrench quote to the bottom of the page.




->''"Welcome to ''Team Fortress 2''. [[VaporWare After nine years in development]], hopefully it will have been worth the wait."''
-->-- '''Gabe Newell''', in developer commentary

->''"Spanning 119 updates of ongoing development, the Team Fortress 2 team has maintained its unswerving commitment to our user base: [[NiceHat to put more hats per square inch in our game than any other piece of media in human history]]. We've probably improved gameplay and added a new game mode or map here and there too - [[SelfDeprecation most likely by accident, while trying to upload something hat-based.]]"''
-->-- The [=TF2=] website, summing up the history of the game.

->''[[MemeticMutation "STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED"]]''
-->-- '''Demopan'''



->''"Welcome to ''Team Fortress 2''. [[VaporWare After nine years in development]], hopefully it will have been worth the wait."''
-->-- '''Gabe Newell''', in developer commentary

->''"Spanning 119 updates of ongoing development, the Team Fortress 2 team has maintained its unswerving commitment to our user base: [[NiceHat to put more hats per square inch in our game than any other piece of media in human history]]. We've probably improved gameplay and added a new game mode or map here and there too - [[SelfDeprecation most likely by accident, while trying to upload something hat-based.]]"''
-->-- The [=TF2=] website, summing up the history of the game.

->''[[MemeticMutation "STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED"]]''
-->-- '''Demopan'''
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-->-- Respectless Rubber Glove description

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-->-- Respectless Rubber Glove description

-> ''"I just kicked your ass so hard it went BACK IN TIME and got me this VIKING HAT.
-->-- Tyrant's Helm
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->''"[[MemeticMutation STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED]]"''
-->--'''Demopan'''

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->''"[[MemeticMutation STOUT ->''[[MemeticMutation "STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED]]"''
-->--'''Demopan'''
REFINED"]]''
-->-- '''Demopan'''
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->I never thought this game could be\\

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->I ->''I never thought this game could be\\



And with a golden wrench, it's a golden day
-->--One of the players to craft a Golden Wrench's profile.

->Welcome to ''Team Fortress 2''. [[VaporWare After nine years in development]], hopefully it will have been worth the wait.
-->--Gabe Newell, in developer commentary.

->Spanning 119 updates of ongoing development, the Team Fortress 2 team has maintained its unswerving commitment to our user base: [[NiceHat to put more hats per square inch in our game than any other piece of media in human history]]. We've probably improved gameplay and added a new game mode or map here and there too - [[SelfDeprecation most likely by accident, while trying to upload something hat-based.]]
-->--The [=TF2=] website, summing up the history of the game.

->[[MemeticMutation STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED]]
-->--Demopan

->It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
-->Respectless Rubber Glove description

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And with a golden wrench, it's a golden day
-->--One
day''
-->-- One
of the players to craft a Golden Wrench's profile.

->Welcome ->''"Welcome to ''Team Fortress 2''. [[VaporWare After nine years in development]], hopefully it will have been worth the wait.
-->--Gabe Newell,
wait."''
-->-- '''Gabe Newell''',
in developer commentary.

->Spanning
commentary

->''"Spanning
119 updates of ongoing development, the Team Fortress 2 team has maintained its unswerving commitment to our user base: [[NiceHat to put more hats per square inch in our game than any other piece of media in human history]]. We've probably improved gameplay and added a new game mode or map here and there too - [[SelfDeprecation most likely by accident, while trying to upload something hat-based.]]
-->--The
]]"''
-->-- The
[=TF2=] website, summing up the history of the game.

->[[MemeticMutation ->''"[[MemeticMutation STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED]]
-->--Demopan

->It
REFINED]]"''
-->--'''Demopan'''

->''"It
doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
-->Respectless
fire."''
-->-- Respectless
Rubber Glove description
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->Welcome to Team Fortress 2. [[VaporWare After nine years in development]], hopefully it will have been worth the wait.

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->Welcome to Team ''Team Fortress 2.2''. [[VaporWare After nine years in development]], hopefully it will have been worth the wait.



-->--The TF2 website, summing up the history of the game.

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-->--The TF2 [=TF2=] website, summing up the history of the game.
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-->--Demopan

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-->--Demopan-->--Demopan

->It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.
-->Respectless Rubber Glove description
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-->--Gabe Newell, in developer commentary.

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-->--Gabe Newell, in developer commentary.commentary.

->Spanning 119 updates of ongoing development, the Team Fortress 2 team has maintained its unswerving commitment to our user base: [[NiceHat to put more hats per square inch in our game than any other piece of media in human history]]. We've probably improved gameplay and added a new game mode or map here and there too - [[SelfDeprecation most likely by accident, while trying to upload something hat-based.]]
-->--The TF2 website, summing up the history of the game.

->[[MemeticMutation STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED]]
-->--Demopan
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Welcome to Team Fortress 2. [[VaporWare After nine years in development]], hopefully it will have been worth the wait.

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Welcome ->Welcome to Team Fortress 2. [[VaporWare After nine years in development]], hopefully it will have been worth the wait.
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Welcome to Team Fortress 2. [[VaporWare After nine years in development]], hopefully it will have been worth the wait.
-->--Gabe Newell, in developer commentary.
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Mmm.... No.



->"TeamFortress2 is the SpiritualSuccessor to RuneScape. They both are about collecting hats, known for their "The ones with the most hats wins" rule.
-->--A snarker from IRC/
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-->--One of the players to craft a Golden Wrench's profile.

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-->--One of the players to craft a Golden Wrench's profile.profile.

->"TeamFortress2 is the SpiritualSuccessor to RuneScape. They both are about collecting hats, known for their "The ones with the most hats wins" rule.
-->--A snarker from IRC/

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