History Quotes / SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion

->''"There was this cat I knew back home where I was bred. He never listened to a single thing his mother said. He never used the litter box, he made a mess in the halls. That's why they sent him to a vet to cut off both his b--b--b--boy!"''
-->-- '''Cat''', ''Film/TheCatInTheHat'', "Fun, Fun, Fun"

->''"I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme. I guess that's why it took me such a long... piece of paper. I know it sounds funny. How am I supposed to buy things without any... time?"''
-->-- '''Music/{{Songdrops}}''', "Before I Could Rhyme"

->'''Data:''' There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a--\\
'''Picard:''' Captain to security, come in!
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS1E2TheNakedNow The Naked Now]]"

->''"Without farm life, there'd be such disparity.\\
These thoughts I think with great clarity.\\
Apples high to the sky,\\
She's the one of my eye.\\
That fruit-hauling pony named... Applejack!"''
-->-- '''Trenderhoof''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E13SimpleWays Simple Ways]]"

->'''[[RhymesOnADime Zecora]]:''' That's marvellous, Fluttershy. I am quite impressed. While you're on your journey, I'll try not to be worried.\\
'''Fluttershy:''' Oh, no! Zecora, you didn't rhyme! You must be getting worse!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E18AHealthOfInformation A Health of Information]]"

->'''Luna Loud:''' I wrote it down on my Christmas list, if I don't get my prezzies, I'm gonna get--\\
'''Mr. Grouse:''' Louds! Knock off that racket!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "[[Recap/TheLoudHouseS2E1ElevenLoudsALeapin 11 Louds a Leapin']]"

->''"There's seven words that make kids laugh, I'm not allowed to say them.\\
And if I put them in my songs, the radio won't play them.\\
I think that you can figure out what some of them might be.\\
I'll have to tell you later, 'cause now I have to--"''
-->-- '''Music/JudyPancoast''', "Seven Words That Make Kids Laugh"

->''I have a sad story to tell you\\
It may hurt your feelings a bit\\
Last night when I walked into my bathroom\\
I stepped in a big pile of sh...aving cream\\
Be nice and clean\\
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.''
-->-- '''Benny Bell''', ''[[https://youtu.be/G8ffkDf0ol4?si=e3WStY32SZS9mo5R Shaving Cream]]''

->''"Without Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost.\\
Her country is responsible for the Ho-lo-graphic map!"''
-->-- ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyIpijrLlcM The Lost 4Kids Opening]]''

->''Thumpety, thump, thump! Thumpety, thump, thump!\\
Look at Frosty skate!\\
Thumpety, thump, thump! Thumpety, thump, thump!\\
Makin' a figure... nine?!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FrostysWinterWonderland''

->''"Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle,\\
But put me in Summer and I'll be a--\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
...Happy snowman!"''
-->-- '''Olaf''', ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013''

->"''Five little monkeys jumping on the bed\\
One fell off and bumped his head\\
Mama called the doctor, and the doctor said\\
'I'm calling Child Protective Services.'"''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''

->'''Lurcio:''' "Ode to Flavia". How sweet. "I love her face, that bosom fair, that skin without a ripple. But most of all, I love to lie, with my lips upon her left shoulder".\\
'''Nausius:''' I can't think of a rhyme for "ripple".\\
'''Lurcio:''' Well, he's the only one who can't.
-->-- ''Film/UpPompeii''

->''"[[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 He has no style]]\\
[[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 He has no grace]]\\

-->-- '''Lawyer Kong''', ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersGoodbyeSMG4 Goodbye, SMG4]]"

-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Naked Now"

->'''Zecora:''' That's marvellous, Fluttershy. I am quite impressed. While you're on your journey, I'll try not to be worried.\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "A Health of Information"

->'''Zecora:''' Well, you know, I'm feeling a bit... [[LeastRhymableWord purple.]] As if... there's something in my... rhythm.\\

-->-- ''ComicBook/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "Friends Forever" #21

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "11 Louds a Leapin'"

I'll have to tell you later, 'cause now I have to---"''

-->'''Benny Bell''',''[[https://youtu.be/G8ffkDf0ol4?si=e3WStY32SZS9mo5R Shaving Cream]]''

-->-- ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyIpijrLlcM The Lost 4Kids Opening]]''

->''Without farm life, there’d be such disparity.\\
These thoughts I think with great clarity.\\
Apples high to the sky,\\
She's the one of my eye.\\
That fruit-hauling pony named... Applejack!''
-->-- '''Trenderhoof''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "Simple Ways"

-->--'''Shatotto''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''

-->--''WesternAnimation/FrostysWinterWonderland''

But put me in Summer and I'll be a --\\
({{Beat}})\\

-->--'''Olaf''', ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013''

->"''Five little monkeys jumping on the bed''\\
''One fell off and bumped his head''\\
''Mama called the doctor, and the doctor said''\\
'''I'm calling Child Protective Services.'"''

->'''Lurcio''': "Ode to Flavia". How sweet. "I love her face, that bosom fair, that skin without a ripple. But most of all, I love to lie, with my lips upon her left shoulder".\\
'''Nausius''': I can't think of a rhyme for "ripple".\\
'''Lurcio''': Well, he's the only one who can't.

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BigCityGreens'', "Hiya Henry"

-> '''Dot Actress:''' ''The Web invaded Mainframe, sprite and virus battled side-by-side\\

The pit was closed and Bob was hosed and all that he could say was-''\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ReBoot'', "End Prog"

->'''Lurcio''': "Ode to Flavia". How sweet. "I love her face, that bosom fair, that skin without a ripple. But most of all, I love to lie, with my lips upon her left shoulder".
->'''Nausius''': I can't think of a rhyme for "ripple".
->'''Lurcio''': Well, he's the only one who can't.

-->-- ''Music/{{Songdrops}}'', "Before I Could Rhyme"

->'''Zecora:''' Well, you know, I'm feeling a bit... [[LeastRhymableWord purple.]] As if... there's something in my... [[LeastRhymableWord rhythm.]]\\

'''Zecora:''' Nonsense! What [[LeastRhymableWord bilge!]] I'm as healthy as a [[LeastRhymableWord wolf!]] I'm suffused with [[LeastRhymableWord warmth!]] What fun this illness [[LeastRhymableWord prompts!]]

->''"There's seven words that make kids laugh, I'm not allowed to say them. And if I put them in my songs, the radio won't play them. I think that you can figure out what some of them might be. I'll have to tell you later, 'cause now I have to---"''
-->-- ''Music/JudyPancoast'', "Seven Words That Make Kids Laugh"

-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyIpijrLlcM Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Lost 4Kids Opening]]''

->Without farm life, there’d be such disparity.\\

That fruit-hauling pony named... Applejack!

->Its toes are black!\\

I tell you is not made up!

->''Five little monkeys jumping on the bed''\\

''"I'm calling Child Protective Services."''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Cars}}''

->''"There was this cat I knew back home where I was bred. He never listened to a single thing his mother said. He never used the litter box, he made a mess in the halls. That's why they sent him to a vet to cut of both his b--b--b--boy!"''

->''"Without Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost. Her country is responsible for the Ho-lo-graphic map!"''

->''"Without Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost.\\
Her country is responsible for the Ho-lo-graphic map!"''

->''"Without Asuka from Germany, everybody would be lost. He country is responsible for the Ho-lo-graphic map!"''

-->--'''Cat''', ''Film/TheCatInTheHat'', "Fun, Fun, Fun"

-->--''Music/{{Songdrops}}'', "Before I Could Rhyme"

->'''Data''': "There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a--"
->'''Picard''': "Captain to security, come in!"
-->--''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Naked Now"

->'''Zecora''': "That's marvellous, Fluttershy. I am quite impressed. While you're on your journey, I'll try not to be worried."
->'''Fluttershy''': "Oh, no! Zecora, you didn't rhyme! You must be getting worse!"
-->--''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "A Health of Information"

->'''Luna Loud''': "I wrote it down on my Christmas list, if I don't get my prezzies, I'm gonna get--"
->'''Mr. Grouse''': "Louds! Knock off that racket!"
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "11 Louds a Leapin'"

-->--''Music/JudyPancoast'', "Seven Words That Make Kids Laugh"