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->'''Congressman:''' And this - you ''stole'' a nuclear submarine?\\
'''Black Hat:''' I plead the Third.\\
'''Congressman:''' You mean the Fifth?\\
'''Black Hat:''' No, the Third.\\
'''Congressman:''' You refuse to quarter troops in your house?\\
'''Black Hat:''' I have few principles, but I stick to them.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''
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-> "Erm... I apologize... let me rephrase that. [[FantasticLegalWeirdness If you can rise, rise. If you cannot because of the]] [[RealityEnsues physical limitations of your species]], then [[RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic ple- please]] remain where you are."
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-> "Erm... I apologize... let me rephrase that. [[FantasticLegalWeirdness If you can rise, rise. If you cannot because of the]] [[RealityEnsues [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome physical limitations of your species]], then [[RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic ple- please]] remain where you are."
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-> "All ri-"
-> [realises he is faced with a bunch of floating Pokemon who are physically unable to do so]
-> "Erm... I apologize... let me rephrase that. [[FantasticLegalWeirdness If you can rise, rise. If you cannot because of the]] [[RealityEnsues physical limitations of your species]], then [[RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic ple- please]] remain where you are."
-->-- Fanfic/{{SOSchip}}
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->'''Robert[=/=]Shawcroft:''' Is there anything else you'd like to add?
->'''Dennis[=/=][=McKennon=]:''' Yes, Your Honor. Some arrogant legal stuff and [[TheKillerWasLeftHanded a line about [Jack] being right-handed that's important for the plot later]].
->''(beat)''
->'''Robert[=/=]Shawcroft:''' My God, you're good.
-->-- '''Series/TheGoesWrongShow''', ''A Trial To Watch''
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'''Frontbottom''': Guards, scuffle awkwardly with that man!
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'''Frontbottom''': Guards, [[FightSceneFailure scuffle awkwardly awkwardly]] with that man!
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->'''Judge''': Are there any courtroom cliches that we've missed?\\
'''Miner''': That's a lie! A damn lie!\\
'''Judge''': Guards, shuffle awkwardly with that man!
-->-- ''[[GagDub The Olden Days]]''
'''Miner''': That's a lie! A damn lie!\\
'''Judge''': Guards, shuffle awkwardly with that man!
-->-- ''[[GagDub The Olden Days]]''
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'''Minogue''': It's a lie! A damn stinking lie!\\
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->"I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life." [man passing by {{wolf whistle}}s] [she gasps] "I object!"
-->-- '''Elle Woods''', ''Film/LegallyBlonde''
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->'''Miner''': That's a lie! A damn lie!
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->'''Judge''': Are there any courtroom cliches that we've missed?
->'''Miner''':missed?\\
'''Miner''': That's a lie! A damnlie!
->'''Judge''':lie!\\
'''Judge''': Guards, shuffle awkwardly with that man!
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'''Miner''': That's a lie! A damn
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->'''Judge''': Are there any courtroom cliches that we've missed?
->'''Miner''': That's a lie! A damn lie!
->'''Judge''': Guards, shuffle awkwardly with that man!
-->-- ''[[GagDub The Olden Days]]''
->'''Miner''': That's a lie! A damn lie!
->'''Judge''': Guards, shuffle awkwardly with that man!
-->-- ''[[GagDub The Olden Days]]''
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->''"Them lawyers! They give me a good stiff pain, that's what they give me. Half the time I don't know what they're talkin' about. Objection sustained. Objection overruled. What's the big idea anyhow? You ain't heard me do any objectin', have you? Surely not! What's the idea of objectin'?"
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->''"Them lawyers! They give me a good stiff pain, that's what they give me. Half the time I don't know what they're talkin' about. Objection sustained. Objection overruled. What's the big idea anyhow? You ain't heard me do any objectin', have you? Surely not! What's the idea of objectin'?"objectin'?"''
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->''"Them lawyers! They give me a good stiff pain, that's what they give me. Half the time I don't know what they're talkin' about. Objection sustained. Objection overruled. What's the big idea anyhow? You ain't heard me do any objectin', have you? Surely not! What's the idea of objectin'?"
-->-- '''Zero''', ''Theatre/TheAddingMachine''
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-->-- '''Zero''', ''Theatre/TheAddingMachine''
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