History Quotes / ShameIfSomethingHappened

-->--''Film/WEIRDWorld'' (FailedPilotEpisode)

->'''Dyatlov:''' I'm going to the Administration Building now to call Bryukhanov and Fomin. They're gonna want a full report. Now, I don't know if I can make things better for you... but I can certainly make them ''worse.'' Call in the day shift, Comrade Akimov.\\

-->--'''Anatoly Dyatlov,''' ''Series/{{Chernobyl}}'', "1:23:45"

->'''Akimov:''' Comrade Dyatlov, I apologize, but what you're saying makes no sense.\\
'''[[BadBoss Dyatlov]]:''' Raise the power.\\
'''Akimov:''' No. I won't do it, it isn't safe.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Dyatlov:''' Safety first! Always. I've been saying that for 25 years. That's how long I've done this job, 25 years. Is that longer than you, Akimov?\\
'''Akimov:''' Yes.\\
'''Dyatlov:''' Is it much longer?\\
'''Akimov:''' ...yes.\\
'''Dyatlov:''' ''(Turns to [[TheBabyOfTheBunch Toptunov]])'' And you, with your mother's tit barely out of your mouth? ''(Toptunov doesn't answer, but his face says it all)'' So if I say it's safe, it's safe, and if the two of you disagree, then you don't have to work here, and you won't. But not just here, you won't work at Kursk, or Ignalina, or Leningrad, or Novovoronezh, you won't work anywhere ever again, I'll see to it. I think you know, I ''will'' see to it. Raise the power.\\
''(Later, after the reactor explodes, and a trainee sent to the reactor has just confirmed it...)''\\
'''Dyatlov:''' ''(Deep in denial)'' Do we still have a phone line to the outside? Akimov? ''(Akimov grunts in confirmation.)'' Call in the dayshift.\\
'''Akimov:''' But if the--\\
'''Dyatlov:''' We have to keep water flowing into the core. We need electricians, mechanics, we need ''bodies''. How many times do I have to say it? ''(Akimov is too terrified to respond, Dyatlov walks to him)'' I'm going to the Administration Building now to call Bryukhanov and Fomin. They're gonna want a full report. Now, I don't know if I can make things better for you, but I can certainly make them worse. Call in the day shift, Comrade Akimov.\\
'''Akimov:''' ...Yes, Comrade Dyatlov.
-->-- ''Series/{{Chernobyl}}'', "Vichnaya Pamyat" and "1:23:45"

'''Lando Calirssian''': No.\\

-->--'''Henry Evans''' on his sister '''Connie''', ''[[Film/TheGoodSon The Good Son]]''

->'''[[JerkAss Kepler]]:''' You know, Eiffel. You don't know what working at Goddard Futuristics is ''really'' like.\\
'''[[ActualPacifist Eiffel]]:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You have a cool dental plan]]. [[FlatJoy Hooray]].\\

'''Teddy Dimas:''' Here's what I'd like. To wake up tomorrow morning, say 7 AM, to find a final episode of the show I so generously fund, and hear that you are wrong. Sadly, Tim Kono shot himself, and, uh, the reason why is going to be... loneliness. Or some thinky shit like that.
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-->--''Podcast/Wolf359''[[note]] Anne is the name of Eiffel's disabeled daughter[[/note]]

->'''Drake:''' No. Because even if I was picked up, we all know what [[AmbiguousSexuality fellows like you are after in parks]]. And besides, you're being selfish. You've got four kids. I know the roads they cross on their way to school and I know what they look like. [[ImpliedDeathThreat And I can be a very dangerous driver.]] I know the supermarket your wife shops at. So, what I do is, I put a few things in her bag, I call the detective and she's down the road for shop-lifting. You think about it. Perhaps I could arrange both. You do it. And, you never know, you might get a few quid through your door one night and you can buy yourself a new suit.

->'''Drake:''' We want a [[JuryTampering verdict of Not Guilty]].

->'''Drake:''' No. Because even if I was picked up, we all know what fellows like you are after in parks. And besides, you're being selfish. You've got four kids. I know the roads they cross on their way to school and I know what they look like. And I can be a very dangerous driver. I know the supermarket your wife shops at. So, what I do is, I put a few things in her bag, I call the detective and she's down the road for shop-lifting. You think about it. Perhaps I could arrange both. You do it. And, you never know, you might get a few quid through your door one night and you can buy yourself a new suit.

->''"Watch your words, old dragon, just like me you don't want us to fight here. ''[glances meaningfully at Baltazar's young charges]'' Think about the consequences for all these kids."''

->''"Your son is playing a game with a lot of people who don't like you very much, detective. It would be a shame if they discovered who he was."''