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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Arcane, When These Walls Come Tumbling Down''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Arcane, ''{{WesternAnimation/Arcane}}, When These Walls Come Tumbling Down''
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->'''Jayce:''' And who holds you accountable?\\
'''Heimerdinger:''' What?\\
'''Jayce:''' Shimmer is rampant in the undercity. Attacks at the Hexgates and in the Academy Square. Enforcers fear to set foot in the Lanes. All under your watch.\\
'''Heimerdinger:''' Jayce, you forget yourself.\\
'''Jayce:''' I'm sorry, Professor, but healing this city will take more than just speeches. Time and again, you've warned us what not to do. But let me ask you this, what's your plan to fix this?\\
'''Heimerdinger:''' I see what this is about. Your Hextech projects need more time. More safeguards.\\
'''Jayce:''' *[[PunchAWall Slams hands on desk]]* Humans don't live for centuries! We can't wait for progress. We need a leadership focused on the future, not the past. You are the true Father of Piltover, and your years of service can never be repaid. I believe it's time we gave the beloved founder of our city... a well-deserved retirement.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Arcane, When These Walls Come Tumbling Down''
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->Da Eldar break easy.\\
Puny Eldar. You can send 'alf da boyz 'ome!
-->--'''Orks sighting Eldar''', ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar''

->'''Warlord Gorgutz:''' You Eldar are startin’ to be a real pain, ya know that?\\
'''Farseer Taldeer:''' Our task here is too important to let one such as you derail it.\\
'''Warlord Gorgutz:''' Hunh? Did you say somethin’, Eldar? I couldn’t hear for all that hot air youz blowin’.\\
'''Farseer Taldeer:''' Your infantilism is boundless, Ork.\\
'''Warlord Gorgutz:''' And she still won’t shut it!\\
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'''Warlord Gorgutz:''' Nuff o’ yer sneakin’ about, Eldar. Let’s see if I can get me some o’ yer pointy skulls for me stick.\\
'''Farseer Taldeer:''' Your ill-begotten invasion ends now, Ork.\\
'''Warlord Gorgutz:''' I’ll be what’in, now? You Eldars is mighty proud of yer big words, you know.\\
'''Farseer Taldeer:''' Knowledge brings power with it, barbarian.
-->--'''Ork stronghold mission,''' ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar: Dark Crusade''



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->Hit 'em hard enough, an' Eldar turn ta paste!
-->-- '''Kaptinn Bluddflagg''', ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar 2''2: Retribution''
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->Speaking of races, there are also no elves in this world. My mind tells me there never were any, but in my heart I hope that they died of a broken heart or other dumb elf stuff.
-->--WebVideo/MandaloreGaming, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Valmsq_Ku90 Arx Fatalis]]''
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'''Aldaris''': (sarcastically) Amusing. Tassadar Your taste in companions grows ever more ''inexplicable''...

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'''Aldaris''': (sarcastically) Amusing. Tassadar Your [[SarcasmMode Amusing]]. Tassadar, your taste in companions grows ever more ''inexplicable''...

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->''"City Elves try take homeland from Orcs. Think ve too stupid to beat them. Ve show them the vay of tings real qvick."''
-->-- '''Orrig''', Webcomic/DaughterOfTheLilies
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->''"You're an elf. Your history is one very long love poem dedicated to bloodshed. ''And'' yourselves."''
-->-- '''Dragon''', Webcomic/EightBitTheater

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-->-- '''Granny Weatherwax''' telling the Elf Queen why she sucks, ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies''

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-->-- '''Granny Weatherwax''' telling the Elf Queen why she sucks, ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies''
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->'' [and Pelinal] came to Perrif's camp of rebels holding a sword and mace, both encrusted with the smashed viscera of elven faces, feathers and magic beads, which were the markings of the Ayleidoon, stuck to the redness that hung from his weapons, and he lifted them, saying: [[ShutUpHannibal "These were their eastern chieftains, no longer full of their talking."]]''
-->--'''The Song of Pelinal Volume 2: On His Coming''', ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls''
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->I will not stand down before any elf! Much less this faithless woodland ''sprite''! He wishes nothing but ill upon my people! If he chooses to stand between me and my kin, I'll split his [[{{Bishounen}} pretty head]] open! See if he's still ''smirking then''!

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->I will not stand down before any elf! Much less this faithless woodland ''sprite''! He wishes nothing but ill upon my people! If he chooses to stand between me and my kin, I'll split his [[{{Bishounen}} pretty head]] head open! See if he's still ''smirking then''!



->'''Lily:''' I am such an idiot. It's so simple: The Borg hurt you, [[PayEvilUntoEvil and now you're gonna hurt them back]].

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->'''Lily:''' I am such an idiot. It's so simple: The Borg hurt you, [[PayEvilUntoEvil and now you're gonna hurt them back]].back.



->'''Lily:''' '''[[PrecisionFStrike BULLSHIT]]!''' I saw the look on your face on the holodeck. You were ''almost enjoying it''.

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->'''Lily:''' '''[[PrecisionFStrike BULLSHIT]]!''' '''Bullshit!''' I saw the look on your face on the holodeck. You were ''almost enjoying it''.



->'''Lily:''' Or what!? You'll kill me, like you killed [[RedShirt Ensign Lynch]]?
->'''Picard:''' [[IDidWhatIHadToDo There was no way to save him]].
->'''Lily:''' You didn't even try! ''Where'' was your [[IronicEcho "evolved sensibility"]] then?!

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->'''Lily:''' Or what!? You'll kill me, like you killed [[RedShirt Ensign Lynch]]?
Lynch?
->'''Picard:''' [[IDidWhatIHadToDo There was no way to save him]].
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->'''Lily:''' You didn't even try! ''Where'' was your [[IronicEcho "evolved sensibility"]] sensibility" then?!



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->You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. [[CreativeSterility What don't change can't learn.]] [[ImmortalImmaturity The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you.]] You're right. I'm older. You've lived longer than me. but I'm older'n you. And better than you. And, madam, that ain't hard.
-->-- '''Granny Weatherwax''' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech telling the Elf Queen why she sucks]], ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies''

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->You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. [[CreativeSterility What don't change can't learn.]] [[ImmortalImmaturity learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you.]] you. You're right. I'm older. You've lived longer than me. but I'm older'n you. And better than you. And, madam, that ain't hard.
-->-- '''Granny Weatherwax''' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech telling the Elf Queen why she sucks]], sucks, ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies''



->'''Ulia''': Aaaaah... their age, [[TheBeautifulElite their beauty]], and their nobility unsettles you?\\
'''[[RebelliousPrincess Miliana]]''': No - their [[CreativeSterility utter lack of achievement]]! You know, if I were eight hundred years old, I think I'd do more with my time than [[MedievalStasis sitting about on my derriere singing tra-la-la-lally]].

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->'''Ulia''': Aaaaah... their age, [[TheBeautifulElite their beauty]], beauty, and their nobility unsettles you?\\
'''[[RebelliousPrincess Miliana]]''': '''Miliana''': No - their [[CreativeSterility utter lack of achievement]]! achievement! You know, if I were eight hundred years old, I think I'd do more with my time than [[MedievalStasis sitting about on my derriere singing tra-la-la-lally]].tra-la-la-lally.



'''Elminster:''' Ye could and ye shall. And be quick about it, before I [[TakenForGranite make a caryatid of ye]]!\\

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'''Elminster:''' Ye could and ye shall. And be quick about it, before I [[TakenForGranite make a caryatid of ye]]!\\ye!\\



->'''[[TheFairFolk Fae Noblewoman]]: '''So strong. So willful. This will be a day to remember.\\
'''[[OurOrcsAreDifferent Nauk]]: '''You got a name?\\

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->'''[[TheFairFolk Fae Noblewoman]]: ->'''Fae Noblewoman: '''So strong. So willful. This will be a day to remember.\\
'''[[OurOrcsAreDifferent Nauk]]: '''Nauk: '''You got a name?\\



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->'''Sinclair''': [[IceCreamKoan One man's lunatic is another's true seeker.]]\\

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->'''Sinclair''': [[IceCreamKoan One man's lunatic is another's true seeker.]]\\\\



'''Sisko:''' (''struggling not to laugh'') [[BoomerangBigot Is he?]]\\

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'''Sisko:''' (''struggling not to laugh'') [[BoomerangBigot Is he?]]\\he?\\



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->The eldar were [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy warriors]], [[CulturedBadass aesthetes]], [[SpacePirate pirates]], philosophers and killers. But most of all, they were [[ManipulativeBastard liars]].

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->The eldar were [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy warriors]], [[CulturedBadass aesthetes]], [[SpacePirate pirates]], warriors, aesthetes, pirates, philosophers and killers. But most of all, they were [[ManipulativeBastard liars]].liars.



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'''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Sten]]''': Being easily conquered does not constitute a "power."

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'''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Sten]]''': '''Sten''': Being easily conquered does not constitute a "power."



->You know what [[BeneathTheEarth Orzammar]] is? It's cramped tunnels, filled with nug-shit and body-odor. And [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame every person there]] thinks he's [[SmallNameBigEgo better than you]] because his great-great-great grandfather made a water-clock or something?!
-->-- '''[[CulturalRebel Varric]] [[MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch Tethras]]''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

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->You know what [[BeneathTheEarth Orzammar]] Orzammar is? It's cramped tunnels, filled with nug-shit and body-odor. And [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame every person there]] there thinks he's [[SmallNameBigEgo better than you]] you because his great-great-great grandfather made a water-clock or something?!
-->-- '''[[CulturalRebel Varric]] [[MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch Tethras]]''', '''Varric Tethras''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''



'''[[PlayerCharacter Snarky!Hawke]]''': What about my... Dear Maker! Where did my self-righteousness and pointy ears go?\\
'''Terath''': Why you... you... [[LameComeback Shemlen!]]

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'''[[PlayerCharacter Snarky!Hawke]]''': '''Snarky Hawke''': What about my... Dear Maker! Where did my self-righteousness and pointy ears go?\\
'''Terath''': Why you... you... [[LameComeback Shemlen!]]Shemlen!



'''Raynor''': [[ImStandingRightHere The name's James Raynor, pal]]. And I won't be talked down to by anybody - not even a [[ScaryDogmaticAliens Protoss]].\\
'''Aldaris''': [[SarcasmMode Amusing.]] Tassadar Your taste in companions grows ever more ''inexplicable''...

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'''Raynor''': [[ImStandingRightHere The name's James Raynor, pal]]. pal. And I won't be talked down to by anybody - not even a [[ScaryDogmaticAliens Protoss]].Protoss.\\
'''Aldaris''': [[SarcasmMode Amusing.]] (sarcastically) Amusing. Tassadar Your taste in companions grows ever more ''inexplicable''...



->[[AwesomeEgo Think your arrogance can match mine, Elf?]] I am ''Settra!''

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->[[AwesomeEgo Think ->Think your arrogance can match mine, Elf?]] Elf? I am ''Settra!''



->'''Warlock:''' Foolish, blind humans... the Orks could've slowed [[BugWar them]] down... given us time... You... you have doomed us all!

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->'''Warlock:''' Foolish, blind humans... the Orks could've slowed [[BugWar them]] them down... given us time... You... you have doomed us all!



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'''Thief:''' It's. (''{{beat}}'') That's how we like it.\\

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'''Thief:''' It's. (''{{beat}}'') (''beat'') That's how we like it.\\



'''Boromir:''' [[KillItWithFire Only you can promote forest fires?]]\\

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'''Boromir:''' [[KillItWithFire Only you can promote forest fires?]]\\fires?\\



->Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? [[{{Lich}} Proverbially, of course?]] [[UnequalRites A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me]]. [[CallingYourAttacks Energy Drain!]] I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a wizard. [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Because I get bored easily]]. [[BrilliantButLazy Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning]]. Energy Drain! But see, [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass I've learned a lot over the years since I died]]. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: [[UnskilledButStrong Force in as great a concentration as you can manage]], and [[EvilIsCool style]]. And in a pinch, [[CombatPragmatist style can slide]]. Energy Drain! In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I need to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. Energy Drain! Because yes, I am a sorceror - and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies." [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die]]. [[IronicEcho You can have your finely-crafted watch]] - [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer give me the sledgehammer to the face any day]]. '''ENERGY DRAIN!'''

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->Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? [[{{Lich}} Proverbially, of course?]] [[UnequalRites course? A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me]]. [[CallingYourAttacks me. Energy Drain!]] Drain! I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a wizard. [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Because I get bored easily]]. [[BrilliantButLazy easily. Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning]]. planning. Energy Drain! But see, [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass I've learned a lot over the years since I died]].died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: [[UnskilledButStrong Force in as great a concentration as you can manage]], manage, and [[EvilIsCool style]]. style. And in a pinch, [[CombatPragmatist style can slide]].slide. Energy Drain! In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I need to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. Energy Drain! Because yes, I am a sorceror sorcerer - and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies." [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die]]. [[IronicEcho die. You can have your finely-crafted watch]] watch - [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer give me the sledgehammer to the face any day]].day. '''ENERGY DRAIN!'''



->'''Vaarsuvius:''' [[WorthyOpponent While I respect your clear mental discipline]], I will not allow you to injure my allies.\\

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->'''Vaarsuvius:''' [[WorthyOpponent While I respect your clear mental discipline]], discipline, I will not allow you to injure my allies.\\



->'''[[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien The Foss]]:''' We merely use [[AFormYouAreComfortableWith these crude vessels]] to interact with subcreatures such as you!\\

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->'''[[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien The Foss]]:''' ->'''The Foss:''' We merely use [[AFormYouAreComfortableWith these crude vessels]] vessels to interact with subcreatures such as you!\\



'''Vexxarr:''' Behold a [[GolfClubbing sand wedge]]. I use it to interface with irritants such as ''you''.

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'''Vexxarr:''' Behold a [[GolfClubbing sand wedge]].wedge. I use it to interface with irritants such as ''you''.



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->Everyone agrees that the thought of spending 70 years with Tuvok gives them [[SuckinessIsPainful a headache and an upset stomach]]. Tuvok is so boring that even when dealing with a mutiny he is [[BotheringByTheBook lecturing Paris on procedures]]. I wonder what part of the manual those particular regulations are in.

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->Everyone agrees that the thought of spending 70 years with Tuvok gives them [[SuckinessIsPainful a headache and an upset stomach]]. stomach. Tuvok is so boring that even when dealing with a mutiny he is [[BotheringByTheBook lecturing Paris on procedures]].procedures. I wonder what part of the manual those particular regulations are in.



->You know what these people are? [[SpaceElves They're elves]]. "[[CantArgueWithElves We're smarter]], [[InHarmonyWithNature in tune with nature,]] have greater gifts, [[SocietyOfImmortals live forever,]] and [[HumansAreWhite are white.]] [[OurElvesAreBetter We're just all around better than you in every conceivable way!]]" Yeah. Piss off back to [[ArborealAbode your tree]] and make me some cookies.
-->-- Website/SFDebris on the Ba[[PunctuationShaker ']]ku from ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->Oh. We're doing this now, huh? We're doing the "human beings are ''so awful'' because we kill our own people" thing, huh? We're going into 1950s B-movie "aliens passing judgment"? Bill Jemas wants to indict our happy little species? Okay asshole, I'll play. Sure humans kill each other. We kill for passion, madness, rage, love, war, and lord knows other things. And yet, we've got six billion people running around the planet. [[RousseauWasRight Almost as if people who kill other people are the]] ''[[RousseauWasRight exception]]'' [[RousseauWasRight rather than the rule]]. Don't tell me [[ApeShallNeverKillApe animals never kill their own]]. Animals are frickin' ''dicks'' to each other, whether it's the cuckoo bird that kills off another cuckoo bird's children so that the new one will try to raise them, ant colonies that go to war with one-another and enslave other ants, or even mountain gorillas who will kill another one if it wanders into their territory. In other words, take your self-righteous, moral aggrandizing, holier-than-thou attitude and choke on it, along with this comic.

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->You know what these people are? [[SpaceElves They're elves]]. "[[CantArgueWithElves We're smarter]], [[InHarmonyWithNature elves. "We're smarter, in tune with nature,]] nature, have greater gifts, [[SocietyOfImmortals live forever,]] forever, and [[HumansAreWhite are white.]] [[OurElvesAreBetter white. We're just all around better than you in every conceivable way!]]" way!" Yeah. Piss off back to [[ArborealAbode your tree]] tree and make me some cookies.
-->-- Website/SFDebris on the Ba[[PunctuationShaker ']]ku Ba'ku from ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->Oh. We're doing this now, huh? We're doing the "human beings are ''so awful'' because we kill our own people" thing, huh? We're going into 1950s B-movie "aliens passing judgment"? Bill Jemas wants to indict our happy little species? Okay asshole, I'll play. Sure humans kill each other. We kill for passion, madness, rage, love, war, and lord knows other things. And yet, we've got six billion people running around the planet. [[RousseauWasRight Almost as if people who kill other people are the]] ''[[RousseauWasRight exception]]'' [[RousseauWasRight the ''exception'' rather than the rule]]. rule. Don't tell me [[ApeShallNeverKillApe animals never kill their own]].own. Animals are frickin' ''dicks'' to each other, whether it's the cuckoo bird that kills off another cuckoo bird's children so that the new one will try to raise them, ant colonies that go to war with one-another and enslave other ants, or even mountain gorillas who will kill another one if it wanders into their territory. In other words, take your self-righteous, moral aggrandizing, holier-than-thou attitude and choke on it, along with this comic.



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'''Nauk: '''You’re trespassing. This land belongs to the Lady of Marchford. You’re walking her street and breathing her air, without permission. Fuck off.\\

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-> You know what these people are? [[SpaceElves They're elves]]. "[[CantArgueWithElves We're smarter]], [[InHarmonyWithNature in tune with nature,]] have greater gifts, [[SocietyOfImmortals live forever,]] and [[HumansAreWhite are white.]] [[OurElvesAreBetter We're just all around better than you in every conceivable way!]]" Yeah. Piss off back to [[ArborealAbode your tree]] and make me some cookies.
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->You know what these people are? [[SpaceElves They're elves]]. "[[CantArgueWithElves We're smarter]], [[InHarmonyWithNature in tune with nature,]] have greater gifts, [[SocietyOfImmortals live forever,]] and [[HumansAreWhite are white.]] [[OurElvesAreBetter We're just all around better than you in every conceivable way!]]" Yeah. Piss off back to [[ArborealAbode your tree]] and make me some cookies.
-->-- Website/SFDebris on the Ba[[PunctuationShaker ']]ku from ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->Oh. We're doing this now, huh? We're doing the "human beings are ''so awful'' because we kill our own people" thing, huh? We're going into 1950s B-movie "aliens passing judgment"? Bill Jemas wants to indict our happy little species? Okay asshole, I'll play. Sure humans kill each other. We kill for passion, madness, rage, love, war, and lord knows other things. And yet, we've got six billion people running around the planet. [[RousseauWasRight Almost as if people who kill other people are the]] ''[[RousseauWasRight exception]]'' [[RousseauWasRight rather than the rule]]. Don't tell me [[ApeShallNeverKillApe animals never kill their own]]. Animals are frickin' ''dicks'' to each other, whether it's the cuckoo bird that kills off another cuckoo bird's children so that the new one will try to raise them, ant colonies that go to war with one-another and enslave other ants, or even mountain gorillas who will kill another one if it wanders into their territory. In other words, take your self-righteous, moral aggrandizing, holier-than-thou attitude and choke on it, along with this comic.
-->--'''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' ComicBook/{{Marville}} #4 review






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-> "You know what these people are? [[SpaceElves They're elves]]. '[[CantArgueWithElves We're smarter]], [[InHarmonyWithNature in tune with nature,]] have greater gifts, [[SocietyOfImmortals live forever,]] and [[HumansAreWhite are white.]] [[OurElvesAreBetter We're just all around better than you in every conceivable way!]]' Yeah. Piss off back to [[ArborealAbode your tree]] and make me some cookies."

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-> "You You know what these people are? [[SpaceElves They're elves]]. '[[CantArgueWithElves "[[CantArgueWithElves We're smarter]], [[InHarmonyWithNature in tune with nature,]] have greater gifts, [[SocietyOfImmortals live forever,]] and [[HumansAreWhite are white.]] [[OurElvesAreBetter We're just all around better than you in every conceivable way!]]' way!]]" Yeah. Piss off back to [[ArborealAbode your tree]] and make me some cookies."
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-->-- Website/SFDebris on the Ba'ku from Film/StarTrekInsurrection

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->'''Q:''' And later, on finally reaching deep space, humans of course found enemies to fight out there too. And to broaden those struggles you again found allies for still more murdering. The same old story, all over again.
->'''Picard:''' No. The same old story is the one we're meeting now. Self-righteous life forms who are eager not to learn but to prosecute, to judge anything they don't understand or can't tolerate.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Encounter at Farpoint"



-->-- '''Captain Archer''', ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Broken Bow"

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-->-- '''Captain '''Capt. Jonathan Archer''', ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Broken Bow"
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->'''Warlock:''' Foolish, blind humans... the Orks could've slowed [[BugWar them]] down... given us time... You... you have doomed us all!
->'''Tarkus:''' Rant all you wish, eldar. We stand... and you have fallen.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar 2''
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->Think your arrogance can match mine, Elf? I am ''Settra!''
-->--'''Settra the Imperishable''', ''Videogame/TotalWarWarhammerII''

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->Think ->[[AwesomeEgo Think your arrogance can match mine, Elf? Elf?]] I am ''Settra!''
-->--'''Settra the Imperishable''', engaging in diplomacy with the High Elves, ''Videogame/TotalWarWarhammerII''
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->Think your arrogance can match mine, Elf? I am ''Settra!''
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->I'm not interested in what you think about this mission, so take your Vulcan cynicism and bury it along with your repressed emotions!
-->-- '''Captain Archer''', ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "Broken Bow"

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->''ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH WILL SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR FACE! I WILL FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!''
-->--'''Urist the Dwarf''' insulting '''Ravandil the Elf''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M Warhammer: Ravandil's Quest]]''

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->''ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH WILL SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR FACE! I WILL FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!''
-->--'''Urist the Dwarf''' insulting '''Ravandil the Elf''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M Warhammer: Ravandil's Quest]]''


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->''ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH WILL SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR FACE! I WILL FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!''
-->--'''Urist the Dwarf''' insulting '''Ravandil the Elf''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M Warhammer: Ravandil's Quest]]''
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'''Aldaris''': Your taste in companions grows ever more inexplicable...

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'''Aldaris''': [[SarcasmMode Amusing.]] Tassadar Your taste in companions grows ever more inexplicable...''inexplicable''...
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-->''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil,'' [[https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2017/03/01/interlude-gate/ Interlude: Gate]]

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-->''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil,'' -->-- ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil,'' [[https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2017/03/01/interlude-gate/ Interlude: Gate]]
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'''Fae Nobleman: '''Ah, but we like it here. I think we’ll stay. I am-\\
'''Nauk: '''I don’t really care\\
'''Kilian: '''Nauk, let the man finish. We’ll need more than one name for the report.\\
'''Fae Noblewoman: '''There will be no report. This place belongs to [[LandOfFaerie Arcadia]] now, and we do not bother with such bores in the Land Resplendent.\\
'''Fae Nobleman: '''You must have many questions, Legate Nauk. We will help you in this.\\
'''Nauk: '''Only the one, really.\\
'''Fae Noblewoman: '''Ask us, dearest one.\\
'''Nauk: '''[[ColdIron Iron]]. Does it spoil the taste?\\
'''Fae Nobleman: '''Pardon?\\
'''Nauk: '''[[ImAHumanitarian For when you end up in the cookpot]].
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->'''[[TheFairFolk Fae Noblewoman]]: '''So strong. So willful. This will be a day to remember.\\
'''[[OurOrcsAreDifferent Nauk]]: '''You got a name?\\
'''Fae Noblewoman: '''I am the Lady of Snags and Bones. The-\\
'''Nauk: '''You’re trespassing. This land belongs to the Lady of Marchford. You’re walking her street and breathing her air, without permission. Fuck off.\\
'''Fae Nobleman: '''Ah, but we like it here. I think we’ll stay. I am-\\
'''Nauk: '''I don’t really care\\
'''Kilian: '''Nauk, let the man finish. We’ll need more than one name for the report.\\
'''Fae Noblewoman: '''There will be no report. This place belongs to [[LandOfFaerie Arcadia]] now, and we do not bother with such bores in the Land Resplendent.\\
'''Fae Nobleman: '''You must have many questions, Legate Nauk. We will help you in this.\\
'''Nauk: '''Only the one, really.\\
'''Fae Noblewoman: '''Ask us, dearest one.\\
'''Nauk: '''[[ColdIron Iron]]. Does it spoil the taste?\\
'''Fae Nobleman: '''Pardon?\\
'''Nauk: '''[[ImAHumanitarian For when you end up in the cookpot]].
-->''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil,'' [[https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2017/03/01/interlude-gate/ Interlude: Gate]]
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-->''ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH WILL SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR FACE! I WILL FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!''
-->--'''Urist the Dwarf'' insulting '''Ravandil the Elf''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M Warhammer: Ravandil's Quest]]''

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-->''ALRIGHT, ->''ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH WILL SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR FACE! I WILL FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!''
-->--'''Urist the Dwarf'' Dwarf''' insulting '''Ravandil the Elf''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M Warhammer: Ravandil's Quest]]''
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->Alright, listen to me you knife-eared piece of shit! If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!
-->-- [[ElvesVersusDwarves A dwarf]], ''Warhammer: Ravandils Quest''

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->Alright, listen to me you knife-eared piece of shit! If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that -->''ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH WILL SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR FACE! I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!
-->-- [[ElvesVersusDwarves
WILL FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A dwarf]], ''Warhammer: Ravandils Quest''
PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!''
-->--'''Urist the Dwarf'' insulting '''Ravandil the Elf''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M Warhammer: Ravandil's Quest]]''
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->"You're pathetic, with your little stolen sacks of seeds on pack horses, with your handful of grain, that tiny crumb thanks to which you plan to survive. And with that mission of yours which is supposed to turn your thoughts from imminent annihilation. Because you know this is the end. Nothing will sprout or yield crops on the plateau; nothing will save you now. But you live long, and you will live very long in arrogant isolation, fewer and fewer of you, growing weaker and weaker, more and more bitter. And you'll know what'll happen then, Filavandrel. You know that desperate young men with the eyes of hundred-year-old men and withered, barren and sick girls like Toruviel will lead those who can still hold a sword and bow in their hands, down into the valleys. You'll come down into the blossoming valleys to meet death, wanting to die honorably, in battle, and not in sickbeds of misery, where anemia, tuberculosis and scurvy will send you. Then, long-living Aen Siedhe, you'll remember me. You'll remember that I pitied you. And you'll understand that I was right."
-->--'''Geralt of Rivia''', ''[[Franchise/TheWitcher The Last Wish]]'', "The Edge of the World"
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->"Then perhaps ye would be kind enough to tell them something for me." Elminster rounded the bed to place himself between Lord Imesfor and the priestess. "Tell them the council would do well to recall how many friends the elves truly have among men - lest they chase them all off with their boneheadedness!"\\
Angharradh’s eyes widened. "I couldn't possibly-"\\
"Ye could and ye shall." Elminster shooed her toward the door. "And be quick about it, before I [[TakenForGranite make a caryatid of ye]]!"\\
Laeral held the door. "I suggest you hurry. You know how rash and impatient we humans can be."

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->"Then ->'''Elminster:''' Then perhaps ye would be kind enough to tell them something for me." Elminster rounded the bed to place himself between Lord Imesfor and the priestess. "Tell me. Tell them the council would do well to recall how many friends the elves truly have among men - lest they chase them all off with their boneheadedness!"\\
Angharradh’s eyes widened. "I '''Angharradh:''' I couldn't possibly-"\\
"Ye
possibly-\\
'''Elminster:''' Ye
could and ye shall." Elminster shooed her toward the door. "And shall. And be quick about it, before I [[TakenForGranite make a caryatid of ye]]!"\\
Laeral held the door. "I
ye]]!\\
'''Laeral:''' I
suggest you hurry. You know how rash and impatient we humans can be."
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->'''Lily:''' I am such an idiot. It's so simple: The Borg hurt you, [[PayEvilUntoEvil and now you're gonna hurt them back]].
->'''Picard:''' In my time, people don't succumb to revenge, we have a more evolved sensibility...
->'''Lily:''' '''[[PrecisionFStrike BULLSHIT]]!''' I saw the look on your face on the holodeck. You were ''almost enjoying it''.
->'''Picard:''' How dare you...
->'''Lily:''' Oh, come on, Captain, you're not the first man to get a thrill out of killing somebody. I see it all the time.
->'''Picard:''' GET OUT!
->'''Lily:''' Or what!? You'll kill me, like you killed [[RedShirt Ensign Lynch]]?
->'''Picard:''' [[IDidWhatIHadToDo There was no way to save him]].
->'''Lily:''' You didn't even try! ''Where'' was your [[IronicEcho "evolved sensibility"]] then?!
-->-- ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact''

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