History Quotes / ReallyGetsAround

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->'''Chandler:''' Joe, you've had a lot of sex, right?\\
'''Joey:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint When, today]]? Ehhh... some, not a lot.

->I'm ''never'' unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time.

-->-- '''[[BrianBlessed Augustus]]''', ''Series/IClaudius''

-->-- '''Empress Elysoun''', ''Literature/TheTamuli''

->Michael Redgrave and Dirk Bogarde in ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them''...I don't see why not. Everyone else has.

-->-- '''Empress Elysoun''', ''[[Literature/TheElenium The Tamuli]]''

->Creator/MichaelRedgrave and Dirk Bogarde in ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them''...I don't see why not. Everyone else has.
-->--'''Creator/NoelCoward''' (on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring closeted [[BiTheWay bisexual]] actor Sir Michael Redgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)

-->--'''Creator/NoelCoward''' (on seeing a poster of the film ''The Sea Shall Not Have Them'' featuring [[TransparentCloset closeted]] [[BiTheWay bisexual]] actor Sir Michael Redgrave and closeted gay actor Dirk Bogarde)

-->-- '''Film/AustinPowers''' on Alotta Fagina,

--> ''Theater/{{Lend Me a Tenor}}'' by Ken Ludwig

->''"Her thighs are full of tales to tell\\
Of all the nights she's known"''
-->--'''Music/ScottWalker''', "Montague Terrace (In Blue)"

->''"She blushes a lot, but she'll never say no\\
When her motor is running, this girl don't sit still\\
The girl gets around!"''
-->-- ''{{Footloose}}'', "The Girl Gets Around"

->''"Everybody knows that you love me baby\\

And everybody knows"''
-->--'''Music/LeonardCohen''', "Everybody Knows"

->If all the sorority girls in the country were laid end to end... [[BaitAndSwitchComment I wouldn't be a bit surprised.]]
-->--'''Creator/DorothyParker'''

->Like [[FlyoverCountry Kansas]], flat, white and easy to enter.
-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary''''' on Creator/ParisHilton

->Congratulations to Canadian American daisy petal Creator/PamelaAnderson! When she married her third ex-husband Rick Salomon for the second time in January, we all thought they’d annul the hell out of that marriage as soon as the coke buzz wore off. But she somehow managed to make it to 6 months before she thought to herself, 'Eh, I’m bored of this peen again, NEXT!' ...You know how some hos say that break-up sex is the best kind of sex? Maybe Pamela Anderson is way past that and she can only bust a nut if she’s [[SerialSpouse freshly divorced]] from the dude.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/08/pamela-andersons-latest-marriage-lasted-longer-than-you-thought-it-would-last/ Michael K.]]'''

->We coddle the wealthy today, but back in the '60s and '70s, we forced each of them to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor for a year or two. She's been with so many millionaires that her gynecologist bought a boat with all the watches he found in her birth canal. Of course back then it was called a ''vaginopithecus africanus''...Zsa Zsa Gabor's genitals deserve some kind of lifetime achievement award.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been_p2/#ixzz2yufOiKk3 "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"]]

->'''David:''' The subplot during all of this is ComicBook/{{Lois|Lane}} being angry at being cut out of the action, since she wants to help, so she ends up flying to Miami to get bitched at by [[ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} Mera]] for basically being a starfucker.\\
'''Chris:''' Yes. I wasn't aware of this going in, but apparently ''Smallville'' Lois is the Justice League's doorknob: everyone gets a turn.
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-9-patriot/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Patriot")

->Oh ''that's'' rich, coming from Miss Yo-Yo Knickers.
--> --'''Lister''', ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Parallel Universe"

->How perfectly vile. If ''that's'' the sort of company you kept before meeting me, it's no wonder you ended up with Picard.
-->--'''Q''' to Vash, ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("Q-Less")

->'''Roz:''' "Dozens of men"? Did you tell her that?!\\
'''Frasier:''' Well, forgive me for keeping track!
-->-- ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->'''Leliana:''' You are utterly impossible.\\
'''Zevran:''' On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS '''NOT''' SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER!?
-->-- '''[[BrianBlessed BRIAN BLESSED]]''' as Augustus, ''Series/IClaudius''

->...Samantha has just returned from scattering the remains of an elderly Naval gentleman friend. She says she took his ashes aboard HMS Belfast, and as his former crew stood proudly to attention, Samantha solemnly tossed them over the side.

'''Angel Starr:''' Yes 'this boyfriend' 'that boyfriend' and 'the other boyfriend' care to join? The 'yet another boyfriend' position is still open.\\

->Francine, I'm looking at you now, I'm listening to you speak, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began.
-->--'''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->For shit's sake Mother, how short is the list of guys you ''HAVEN'T'' screwed?!
-->--'''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->'''Chief Running Water:''' Kid, I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as, "Bear With Wiiiiiiide Canyon."\\
'''Cartman:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Chief Running Water:''' She is, "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together."\\
'''Cartman:''' Huh?\\
'''Chief Running Water:''' Your mom's a slut.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"

->Excuse me! Just because he's going out with me doesn't mean he's going to get laid...all right, he probably will.
-->--'''Holly''', ''TheWeddingSinger''

->I think it just goes to show that being easy is pretty much all upside.
-->-- '''Dean Winchester''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->'''Sabine:''' Nale, sugar, I'm literally an evil incarnation of illicit sex, do I seem like I would get hung up on who you sleep with? Heck, I had sex four times while I was away.\\
'''Nale:''' You--you were gone for three hours!\\
'''Sabine:''' Yeah, well, I had errands to run too.

->It is very unlikely my [[OurOgresAreHungrier half-ogre]] and the [[OurElvesAreBetter half-elf]], [[OurDragonsAreDifferent half-dragon]], [[OurDemonsAreDifferent tiefling]] and [[OurAngelsAreDifferent aasimar]] have the same dad.
-->--'''Item 362''', ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->I'm'' never ''unfaithful. You take that back right now. I'm the most faithful lady in the whole court. I'm faithful to at least a dozen young men all at the same time.
-->-- '''Empress Elysoun''', TheTamuli

-->-- '''[[http://bettermyths.com/there-is-no-dude-badder-than-cuchulainn/ There is No Dude Badder Than Cuchulainn]]''', ''[[http://bettermyths.com Better Myths]]''

-> '''Metis:''' ...What's so rare about a blue blob that gets it on with every other 'mon out there?\\

''(Ditto looks annoyed.)''\\

->'''Chandler:''' Joe, you've had a lot of sex, right?\\
'''Joey:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint When, today]]? Ehhh...some, not a lot.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->Monogamy is for the weak!
-->-- '''Marena''', ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation''

->She's the village bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!
-->-- '''Austin''' about '''Alotta Fagina''', ''Film/AustinPowers''

->You know... I'm glad now that your mother refused my advances all those years ago because at least I '''know''': you're not my son. '''There aren't many who can say that.'''
-->-- '''[[Creator/TimCurry Emperor Doviculus]]''', ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend''

->'''K.C. Kolowski''': So what's the problem?
->'''Lt. Colleen [=McMurphy=]''': It's not just ME. I slept with one man last night and a different man the night before.
->'''K.C Kolowski:''' Eh, we're in the middle of a sexual revolution, grab a pike, man a barricade.
-->-- ''Series/ChinaBeach''

->'''Francine:''' Oh Stan, that was just sex. Sex without love is meaningless!\\
'''Stan:''' Francine, I'm looking into your eyes, I'm listening to you speak, but all I can see is you taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began.
-->--''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "When a Stan Loves a Woman"

->'''David''': The subplot during all of this is [[LoisLane Lois]] being angry at being cut out of the action, since she wants to help, so she ends up flying to Miami to get bitched at by [[{{Aquaman}} Mera]] for basically being a starfucker.\\
'''Chris''': Yes. I wasn’t aware of this going in, but apparently ''Smallville'' Lois is the JusticeLeague’s doorknob: everyone gets a turn.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-9-patriot/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Patriot")