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->'''Shrek:''' Quick, tell a lie!
->'''Pinocchio:''' Well, uh, what should I say?
->'''Gingy:''' Anything, but quick!
->'''Donkey:''' Say something crazy, like "I'm wearing ladies' underwear!"
->'''Pinocchio:''' I'm... I'm, uh, wearing ladies' underwear.
->''(beat; nothing happens)''
->'''Shrek:''' ...''Are'' you?
->'''Pinocchio:''' I most certainly am not! ''(his nose starts growing)''
->'''Donkey:''' It looks like you most certainly am ''are''.
->'''Pinocchio:''' I am not! ''(it grows more)''
->'''Puss:''' What kind?
->'''Gingy:''' It's a thong! ''(snaps it)''
->'''Pinocchio:''' Ow! T-They're briefs! ''(it grows even more)''
-->--''WesternAnimation/Shrek2''
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->'''Jiminy Cricket:''' Perhaps?
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->'''Jiminy Cricket:''' Perhaps?''"Perhaps"?!''
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->'''Ms. Tarantula:''' You know [[{{Gasshole}} you fart]] when you lie.\\
'''Mr. Piranha:''' No I don't! I fart when I'm nervous.\\
'''Ms. Tarantula:''' Yeah, nervous about ''lying''!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheBadGuys2022''
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->'''Jiminy:''' Looks like some sort of fairy magic. Kinda ''[[IncrediblyLamePun on the nose]]'', if you ask me. But the point is a lie can really change a person, Pinokes!
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->'''Jiminy:''' Looks like some sort of fairy magic. Kinda ''[[IncrediblyLamePun ''[[{{Pun}} on the nose]]'', if you ask me. But the point is a lie can really change a person, Pinokes!
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->''“Nothin’ I ain’t told y’all already!”'' Ninten yelled, squeezing his eyes shut.
->Ana groaned in frustration. “Okay, even if I ignore the fact that your twang ''clearly'' gets worse when you’re lying-”
->'''''“I AIN’T LYIN’!”'''''
->Ana groaned in frustration. “Okay, even if I ignore the fact that your twang ''clearly'' gets worse when you’re lying-”
->'''''“I AIN’T LYIN’!”'''''
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->Ana groaned in frustration.
->'''''“I AIN’T LYIN’!”'''''
->'''''"I AIN'T LYIN'!"'''''
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->''"That Wienermobile Hot Dogs was amazing. I ain't never had so many Wieners in my mouth at once. ''(nipples grow long)'' Only that one time in college. ''(nipples grow longer)'' I ain't lying like Pinnaggio!" ''(nipples grow even longer and sprout leaves on the end)''''
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->''"That Wienermobile Hot Dogs was amazing. I ain't never had so many Wieners in my mouth at once. ''(nipples grow long)'' Only that one time in college. ''(nipples grow longer)'' I ain't lying like Pinnaggio!" Pinnaggio! ''(nipples grow even longer and sprout leaves on the end)''''end)''"''
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->''"That Wienermobile Hot Dogs was amazing. I ain't never had so many Wieners in my mouth at once. ''(nipples grow long)'' Only that one time in college. ''(nipples grow longer)'' I ain't lying like Pinnaggio! ''(nipples grow even long and sprout leaves on the end)''"''
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->''"That Wienermobile Hot Dogs was amazing. I ain't never had so many Wieners in my mouth at once. ''(nipples grow long)'' Only that one time in college. ''(nipples grow longer)'' I ain't lying like Pinnaggio! Pinnaggio!" ''(nipples grow even long longer and sprout leaves on the end)''"''end)''''
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-->-- '''Foxxy Love''', ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''
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-->-- '''Foxxy Love''', ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'' ("Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!")
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->''"That Wienermobile Hot Dogs was amazing. I ain't never had so many Wieners in my mouth at once. ''(nipples grow long)'' Only that one time in college. ''(nipples grow longer)'' I ain't lying like Pinnaggio! ''(nipples grow even long and sprout leaves on the end)''"''
-->-- '''Foxxy Love''', ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''
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->'''Pinocchio:''' I was going to school ‘til I met somebody.
->'''Blue Fairy:''' Met somebody?
->'''Pinocchio:''' Yeah. Two big monsters! With big green eyes (his nose begins to grow) Why I…
->'''Blue Fairy:''' Monsters? Weren’t you afraid?
->'''Pinocchio:''' No ma’am, but they tied me in a big sack. (his nose continues to grow)
->'''Blue Fairy:''' You don’t say! And where was Sir Jiminy?
->'''Pinocchio:''' Uh? Jiminy?
->'''Jiminy Cricket:''' Psst. Leave outta this.
->'''Pinocchio:''' They put him in a little sack.
->'''Blue Fairy:''' No!
->'''Pinocchio:''' Yeah!
->'''Blue Fairy:''' How did you escape?
->'''Pinocchio:''' I didn’t. They chopped me into firewood! (now his nose is so long it resembles a tree branch with three birds!) Oh, oh! Look! My nose! What’s happened?
->'''Blue Fairy:''' Perhaps you haven’t been telling the truth, Pinocchio.
->'''Jiminy Cricket:''' Perhaps?
->'''Pinocchio:''' Oh, but I have! Every single word! (the nose branch starts to rot) Oh please help me! I’m awful sorry.
->'''Blue Fairy:''' You see, Pinocchio, a lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}}''
->'''Blue Fairy:''' Met somebody?
->'''Pinocchio:''' Yeah. Two big monsters! With big green eyes (his nose begins to grow) Why I…
->'''Blue Fairy:''' Monsters? Weren’t you afraid?
->'''Pinocchio:''' No ma’am, but they tied me in a big sack. (his nose continues to grow)
->'''Blue Fairy:''' You don’t say! And where was Sir Jiminy?
->'''Pinocchio:''' Uh? Jiminy?
->'''Jiminy Cricket:''' Psst. Leave outta this.
->'''Pinocchio:''' They put him in a little sack.
->'''Blue Fairy:''' No!
->'''Pinocchio:''' Yeah!
->'''Blue Fairy:''' How did you escape?
->'''Pinocchio:''' I didn’t. They chopped me into firewood! (now his nose is so long it resembles a tree branch with three birds!) Oh, oh! Look! My nose! What’s happened?
->'''Blue Fairy:''' Perhaps you haven’t been telling the truth, Pinocchio.
->'''Jiminy Cricket:''' Perhaps?
->'''Pinocchio:''' Oh, but I have! Every single word! (the nose branch starts to rot) Oh please help me! I’m awful sorry.
->'''Blue Fairy:''' You see, Pinocchio, a lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}}''
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->'''Jiminy:''' Well, Pinoke, I guess this isn't what you signed up for when you decided to be a famous actor, is it?
->'''Pinocchio:''' It's not ''my'' fault! I never wanted to be famous. ''(his nose grows)''
->'''Jiminy:''' Sorry, kiddo. That's not the way I remember it.
->'''Pinocchio:''' But I ''didn't'' want to be famous! I wanted to go to school! ''(his nose grows longer, almost hitting Jiminy)''
->'''Jiminy:''' Hey--!
->'''Pinocchio:''' It's true! All of those people cheering and applauding? I ''hated'' it! ''(his nose grows even longer)'' What's happening, Jiminy?
->'''Jiminy:''' Looks like some sort of fairy magic. Kinda ''[[IncrediblyLamePun on the nose]]'', if you ask me. But the point is a lie can really change a person, Pinokes!
->'''Pinocchio:''' Which is why I'm telling you that, one-hundred and ten percent, most honestly honest, truthiest truthiness ever, ''believe me!'' ''(his nose grows longer still)'' Oops. Okay, that last part wasn't true. But everything I said up until then was! ''(his nose grows until is reaches the other side of the room)''
-->--''[[Film/Pinocchio2022Disney Pinocchio (2022 remake)]]''
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-->-- '''Rui''' if you answer "No" to being asked if you indeed were a member of Team Snagem, ''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum''
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-->-- '''Rui''' '''[[VideoGame/PokemonColosseum Rui]]''' if you answer "No" to being asked if you indeed were a member of Team Snagem, ''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum''Snagem
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->''"Oh! You gritted your teeth, didn't you? Didn't you?! Then it must be true! That's a little shocking!"''
-->-- '''Rui''' if you answer "No" to being asked if you indeed were a member of Team Snagem, ''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum''
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->Ana groaned in frustration. “Okay, even if I ignore the fact that your twang ''clearly'' gets worse when you’re lying--”
lying-”
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->''“Nothin’ I ain’t told y’all already!”'' Ninten yelled, squeezing his eyes shut.
->Ana groaned in frustration. “Okay, even if I ignore the fact that your twang ''clearly'' gets worse when you’re lying--”
->'''''“I AIN’T LYIN’!”'''''
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/24899362 That's How Much I Think Our Friendship Is Worth]]''
->Ana groaned in frustration. “Okay, even if I ignore the fact that your twang ''clearly'' gets worse when you’re lying--”
->'''''“I AIN’T LYIN’!”'''''
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/24899362 That's How Much I Think Our Friendship Is Worth]]''
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'''Leih Aliapoh''': He said it was pure luck!\\
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'''Leih Aliapoh''': He said it was pure luck!\\
'''Luciane''': Mere noise. Silvairre sees [the Warrior of Light]'s skill, of that I have no doubt. Did you not mark the way he covered his mouth when he uttered the words? It is a habit of his to do so on those occasions when his tongue and his heart are in disagreement. For all his skill at reading the idiosyncrasies of others, he has yet to recognize his own.
-->--''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV: A Realm Reborn'', "Violators Will Be Shot"
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-->-- ''{{Mario}}'', ''doing a TakeThat against Sony at an E3 convention.''
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-->-- ''{{Mario}}'', ''Franchise/{{Mario}}'', ''doing a TakeThat against Sony at an E3 convention.''''
-->'''Ken:''' Who was that?\\
'''Barbie:''' No one-[[VerbalBackspace It was the Mormons-It was Girl Scouts-It was a flaming bag of poop-It was trick-or-treaters!]]\\
'''Ken:''' Barb, I know you stammer when you're lying.\\
'''Barbie:''' No, I don't-[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm not-I wouldn't-I don't stammer-You stammer]]-Shut up!
-->--Creator/SamAndMickey's "Family Reunion"[[labelnote:*]]For context, Barbie had just answered the door, to find her EvilMatriarch, Margaret, then screamed while slamming the door on her.[[/labelnote]]
-->'''Ken:''' Who was that?\\
'''Barbie:''' No one-[[VerbalBackspace It was the Mormons-It was Girl Scouts-It was a flaming bag of poop-It was trick-or-treaters!]]\\
'''Ken:''' Barb, I know you stammer when you're lying.\\
'''Barbie:''' No, I don't-[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm not-I wouldn't-I don't stammer-You stammer]]-Shut up!
-->--Creator/SamAndMickey's "Family Reunion"[[labelnote:*]]For context, Barbie had just answered the door, to find her EvilMatriarch, Margaret, then screamed while slamming the door on her.[[/labelnote]]
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-> ''Okay, okay, here's a good impression here. Boy, that {{Sony}}. It's fantastic.'' (nose grows)
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-> ''Okay, okay, here's a good impression here. Boy, that {{Sony}}.Creator/{{Sony}}. It's fantastic.'' (nose grows)