History Quotes / OneManArmy

-->-- '''Film/TheMaskOfZorro'''

->From one, a moving image sprang forth. A rapidly-moving figure, tearing through the machinery and soldiers of a well-equipped army. Just one man against a horde, and within minutes, that man had won.
-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

->"They called him 'Literature/BabaYaga.' (...) John was not exactly the boogie-man. He was the one you sent to ''kill'' the fucking boogie-man. John is a man of intense focus. Conviction. Sheer will. I once saw him kill three men in a bar [[ThePenIsMightier with a pencil.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis With a fucking. Pencil.]] Suddenly one day, he asked to leave. It was over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. [[SuicideMission I gave him an impossible task; a job no one could have pulled off....]] The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a few days after his wife dies, [[BullyingADragon you steal his car... and kill his fucking dog.]]"

->''"In [[BossRush The Arena]], you've got to win to survive. These bosses are about to find out why they call Kirby the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast pink]] [[TheDreaded demon]]."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/KirbyPlanetRobobot''

-->-- '''Music/{{GWAR}}'', "The Song of Words"

->''"In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, [[SoleSurvivor one stood]]. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, [[IChooseToStay he chose the path of perpetual torment]]. [[UnstoppableRage In his ravenous hatred he found no peace]]; [[BloodKnight and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains]] [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him]]. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named [[PlayerCharacter him]]… [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast The Doom Slayer]]."''

-> ''The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and [[CurbStompBattle each battle]] etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew [[{{Determinator}} he would]] come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast [[AtleastIAdmitIt on the blood of the wicked]]. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.''

->''None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. [[TheDreaded Despair spread before him like a plague,]] [[HorrifyingTheHorror striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits.]] But from the depths of the abyss rose the Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed.''

-->--''Slayer's Testament III''', ''VideoGame/Doom2016''

-> ''So [[TheDreaded you]] walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.''

->"They called him 'Baba Yaga.' (...) John was not exactly the boogie-man. He was the one you sent to ''kill'' the fucking boogie-man. John is a man of intense focus. Conviction. Sheer will. I once saw him kill three men in a bar [[ThePenIsMightier with a pencil.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis With a fucking. Pencil.]] Suddenly one day, he asked to leave. It was over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. [[SuicideMission I gave him an impossible task; a job no one could have pulled off....]] The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then, my son, a few days after his wife dies, [[BullyingADragon you steal his car... and kill his fucking dog.]]"

->Two [[OurElvesAreBetter elves]], headed for Liesse. The damage even two of those could do... A dozen elven foot soldiers could wipe out a company of soldiers without losing a single man, if they felt the inclination. A single [[EliteMook Emerald Sword]] could do the same [[ExcuseMeWhileIMultitask without even paying attention. ]]

->Back me up and I'll cut a path through these guys. Wait, did I say "path?" I mean a five-lane blacktop highway with a two-lane service road - and I'm packing a fistful of tokens and a radar detector.

-> ''The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and [{CurbStompBattle each battle]] etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew [[{{Determinator}} he would]] come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast [[AtleastIAdmitIt on the blood of the wicked]]. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.''

->'''Sarah:''' HEY! Get outta our spot!
->'''Eddy:''' [[YouAndWhatArmy You and who's army?]]
->'''Edd:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck You think you would've learned by now, Eddy.]]

->"Disney/{{Mulan}}. The only Disney Princess with a body count...in the thousands."

->''Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you.''

-->-- ''Discworld/{{Snuff}}''

->''"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you.