History Quotes / ObviouslyEvil

-->-- '''The WebOriginal/AgonyBooth''', talking about the Son'a in their [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Star_Trek__Insurrection.aspx recap]] of ''[[StarTrekInsurrection Star Trek: Insurrection]]''

-->-- ''WebOriginal/BadMovieBeatdown'' on ''{{Cobra}}''

-> ''"Colonel Haken has [[HookHand a hook for a hand]], [[GoodScarsEvilScars a scar on his face]], [[DastardlyWhiplash an evilly waxed moustache]], and wears a monocle. Oh, and he's [[ThoseWackyNazis a Nazi]]. Really, what more needs to be said? (Hint: He's a ''bad guy''.)"''
-->-- '''''IrregularWebcomic''''', the ''Cliffhangers'' [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/cliffhangers.html cast page]]

-> ''[[GenreBlind "[It's] Amazing how such an evil-looking alien turned out to be evil all along."]]''
-->-- '''[[TheSimpsons Lisa Simpson]]''', ''[[HalloweenEpisode Treehouse Of Horror segment "E.T. Go Home"]]''

->Am lonely. Saruman maybe not so unattractive after all. If only were not for giantly flaring nostrils and huge clawlike fingernails...okay you'd think I might have figured out he was evil before.
-->-- '''The Very Secret Diary of Gandalf the Grey'''

->...Okay, no, he's totally a bad guy. Is that a spoiler? I don't think it's a spoiler. Look at that thing. It probably ate a puppy for breakfast right before it burned down an orphanage and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking talked loudly on a cell phone at a restaurant]].
-->-- '''TheRant for [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-04-09 this]] ElGoonishShive strip.'''

->In addition to the Starfleet personnel, there are also a few guys here who just scream out "Guest Alien Villains of the Week". They're gray-faced, with sinister looking hoods, and faces that look like the result of too many Botox injections. [[ThePhantomMenace Darth Maul]] was less obviously a villain than these guys.

->"Darth (Maul) wears black boots, a black cloak, a black shirt, has a red lightsaber, wears red and black face paint, and has horns. He is EVIL."
-->--[[http://www.the-editing-room.com/phantommenace.html The-Editing-Room]]

->"''Why don't you just draw a [[DastardlyWhiplash twirly mustache]] on her and get it over with!''"

-> "Hi! I'm Bob ''EVIL''!"

-> '''Sabrina''': Are there really a lot of people named Dr. Hell? You could not have a name that shouted "hey look, I'm evil" louder if you tried.
-->-- '''[[PokemonRedAndBlue Sabrina]]''' on [[MazingerZ Dr. Hell]]

->''I'm not one to the judge by appearances, mind you, but it's obvious this surly guy is bad news.''
-->--'''The Agony Booth''', talking about Ruber in [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Quest_for_Camelot_1998.aspx their recap]] of ''QuestForCamelot''

->'''[[MsExposition TV Reporter]]''': His victims have included businessmen, [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Asian immigrants]], [[MoralEventHorizon the elderly]], and in one case, [[BeyondTheImpossible a sexually-assaulted child.]]\\
'''[[WebOriginal/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]''': Oh, ''real'' [[ButItReallyHappened tasteful]]! [[{{Anvilicious}} Just in case you didn't get]] he was the ''bad guy!''
-->--'''''WebOriginal/BadMovieBeatdown''''' on ''{{Cobra}}''

->''Did anyone else notice the lightning?''
-->--'''Timmy Turner''' when he first met Vicky, ''TheFairlyOddparents: Abra-Catastrophe!''

->''What did you call me, fairy? Nobody calls me a loser. NOBODY! Behold... Fists of iron... Eyes of fire... Wit as sharp as a sword. Hahahah... not to mention pretty, too!''
-->--'''Lord Darkar''' describing himself, ''WinxClub''

->'''Icy''': Did you see that?\\
'''Stormy''': Yeah. Ugly.\\
'''Darcy''': And to think we were crushing on him!\\
'''Stormy''': I know. First, Darkar, and now Baltor!\\
'''Icy''': I really have to admit, we have no taste in guys.
-->--''WinxClub'', for when the Trix are talking about Baltor's OneWingedAngel transformation sequence into a red demon.

-->-- ''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] about [[FinalFantasyX Seymour]]''

->''"walking stick, spiky hair, twirly mustache - he's a villain alright."''

-->-- '''{{Linkara}}''' [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/5273-amazons-attack-1-and-2 On Circe]]

-->-- '''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]]''', introducing the (not-yet-revealed) [[CorruptCorporateExecutive villain]] of ''TimeChasers''

'''FilmBrain''': Oh, ''real'' [[ButItReallyHappened tasteful]]! [[{{Anvilicious}} Just in case you didn't get]] he was the ''bad guy!''

-->--'''''BadMovieBeatdown''''' on ''{{Cobra}}''

-->--'''The Agony Booth''' talking about Ruber in [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Quest_for_Camelot_1998.aspx their recap]] of ''QuestForCamelot''

-->-- '''The AgonyBooth''', talking about the Son'a in their [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Star_Trek__Insurrection.aspx recap]] of ''[[StarTrekInsurrection Star Trek: Insurrection]]''

-->-- '''The Agony Booth''', talking about the Son'a in their [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Star_Trek__Insurrection.aspx recap]] of ''[[StarTrekInsurrection Star Trek: Insurrection]]''

-->-- ''AdventureTime'', "Ricardio the Heart Guy"

'''Jake:''' Why? Is it because [[NonstandardCharacterDesign his face is all foldy and dramatic?]]

-->--''WinxClub'', for when the Trix are talking about the way Valtor acted recently after he shows off his OneWingedAngel transformation sequence into a red demon for the first time.

->"''I'm the antagonist. I tied your girlfriend onto the railroad tracks, put a bomb on the bridge and eat puppies from dinner. No reason, I'm just evil... **{{beat}}** {{evil laugh}}''"
-->--{{Nostalgia Critic}} on the review from {{Flubber}}.

->"''I'm the antagonist. I tied your girlfriend onto the railroad tracks, put a bomb on the bridge and eat puppies from breakfast. No reason, I'm just evil... **{{beat}}** {{evil laugh}}''"

->"''Did I mention I'm the villain? No? BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO.''"
-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic'''

-->-- '''The Agony Booth, talking about the Son'a in their [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Star_Trek__Insurrection.aspx recap]] of ''[[StarTrekInsurrection Star Trek: Insurrection]]'''''

-> Sabrina: Are there really a lot of people named Dr. Hell? You could not have a name that shouted "hey look, I'm evil" louder if you tried.

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-> "Hi! I'm Bob ''EVIL''!"
-->-- '''[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]], introducing the (not-yet-revealed) [[CorruptCorporateExecutive villain]] of TimeChasers'''