History Quotes / MyImmortal

->"Goths! Preps! Posers! Run! The apocalypse is coming! No human is safe from the Maru Sueness of Enoby Dark'ness Dementia-causing Way! Save yourselves!"- [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5914303/3/Marauders_Read_My_Immortal The Marauders Read My Immortal]]

->'"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Snape ejaculated menacingly.
-->--"'Chapter 45"'

->'"Oh my goth!" Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos I'm goffik)"'
-->--"'Chapter 45"'

->"'I got up suicidally."'
-->--"'Chapter 41"'

->"'Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wit pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car. I went in it suduktivly. Stan started to drive it. We talked about Satanism (lola he wuz named after Satan), kutting, musik, and being goffik."'
-->--"'Chapter 39"'

->Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif penta
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-->--"'Chapter 45"'

->''omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111. I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die]] [[HilariousInHindsight koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111]] omg I hope draco nd harry get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it?? If dey don’t den JKR is hamophobic!!!!!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, medusa u rok!!!111''

-->-- [[LetsPlay Dillon/DarkxideX and Aaron/Cloud8745]]'s [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV9vzco5T30 Dramatic Reading]]

->''"CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded. We did guiltily.''

->"Goths! Preps! Posers! Run! The apocalypse is coming! No human is safe from the Maru Sueness of Enoby Dark'ness Dementia-causing Way! Save yourselves!"- [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5914303/3/Marauders_Read_My_Immortal The marauders read my immortal]]

-->[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/15170-ep012a Bennet The Sage]]

-->--'''Dumbledore'''

-->--'''Tara Gilesbie''''s Author's Notes

-->--'''Ebony, on Vampire'''

-->--'''Enoby cursing Snoop'''

-->--'''Chapter 44'''

-->--'''Author's Notes for Chapter 42'''

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--> [[ChzoMythos it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts]]

-->[[DoctorWho Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.]]

-->[[{{Earthbound}} It's not right... not... right...]]

-->[[{{Earthbound}} I feel...g...o..o...d....Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara....]]

--> I'm sorry...I tried. My brain...

-->[[{{FEAR}} Something's...wrong.]]

--> [[{{Suzumiya Haruhi}} SELECT serial_code FROM database WHERE code=data ORDER BY offensive_data_writer HAVING terminate_mode='Personal Name: Tara Gilesbie'; Judged to be hostile. Nullifying concerned target's connection to all organic life forms.]]

-->[[{{TheSilmarillion}} Tears unnumbered ye shall shed, and your soul shall be rent in two, and your mind shut out, so that not even the wails of your lamentation shall pass over the mountains...]]

-->[[{{Watchmen}} The fic...the fic is taking me to pieces.]]

-->[[{{Tsukihime}} This fanfic is an eyesore. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic!]]

-->[[DynastyWarriors I...I...Impossible!]]

-->I [[strike:[[NeonGenesisEvangelion MUSTN'T]]]] ''MUST'' [[SurvivalMantra RUN AWAY FROM THIS FANFIC!]]

-->[[{{AClockworkOrange}} Stop it, stop it, please I beg you! You've proved to me that all this fanfic is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong!]]

--> [[{{Videodrome}} Death to]] ''My Immortal''!

--> [[ManosTheHandsOfFate ThE MasTer woUld noT apPRoVe.]]

--> [[TheBigLebowski It's a fuckin' travesty with you, Ebony! And what was all that shit about My Chemical Romance?]]

-->[[FinalFantasyVI E...Ebony?! You...]] [[MarySue sueish]] [[FinalFantasyVI brat! Grr... Aargh... I hate hate hate hate hate hate... hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU!]]

-->[[TheWickerMan Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! In the Name of God, think what you're doing!]]

--> [[{{Scanners}} Darryl, why did you drill a hole in your forehead?]]

-->[[{{FinalFantasyVIII}} Goffs... Goffs... Goffs... Goffs, Goffs, Goffs... Kurse all Goffs! Swarming like lokusts akross Harry Potter! You disgust me!]]

-->[[{{SoulSeries}} Ta...ra... You will pay... for what you've done! You will never run away from your sin! You have no right to live! It is a SIN for you to be ALIVE!]]

-->[[{{StarWars}} I've got a bad feeling about this...]]

-->[[StarWars NOOOOOOOOOO!!!]] [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]

-->[[{{IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream}} Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. And yet I hate]] [[MyImmortal this...THING...]] [[ItGotWorse even MORE.]] [[NauseaFuel I think I'm going to throw up.]]

-->[[{{Warhammer40000}} Death stands above me, whispering low]]
-->[[{{Warhammer40000}} I know not what in my ear]]
-->[[{{Warhammer40000}} Of her strange language all I know]]
-->[[{{Warhammer40000}} There is only pain and fear]]

-->[[MassEffect2 You! You, My Immortal!]] '''''[[MemeticMutation YOU ARE A BLIGHT!]]'''''

-->[[EternalDarkness I tried... I]] ''[[EternalDarkness tried]]'' [[EternalDarkness to tell them... But... they wouldn't listen to me... Damn them! ]]''[[EternalDarkness Damn their eyes!]]'' [[EternalDarkness They didn't believe me. Strange clothing... The canon in peril from a demented foe... The death... ]]''[[EternalDarkness The Dark'ness!]]'' [[EternalDarkness Instead, they jeered and threw me into this]] ''[[EternalDarkness forsaken]]'' [[EternalDarkness fanfic, a place of empty souls and fevered thoughts,]] ''[[EternalDarkness reeking]]'' [[EternalDarkness of foetor and decay, thinking me mad with delirium! The fools cast away their hopes of salvation, by locking me in this]] ''[[EternalDarkness damned 'fic!]]''
-->[[EternalDarkness MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES!!! I AM NOW LOST TO YOUR CAUSE!!! THE DARK'NESS COMES!!! SHE WILL DAMN US ALL!!!]]

--> '''[[{{Anchorman}} I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!! LOUD NOISES!!!]]'''

--> '''[[DoctorWho None would be inspired. All would run away. And most would go mad.]]'''

--> ''[[DoctorWho Rat-tat-tat-tat]]''
--> ''[[TheMaster Rat-tat-tat-tat]]''
--> ''[[MadnessMantra Rat-tat-tat-tat]]''
--> ''[[DrivenToVillainy Rat-tat-tat-tat]]''
--> ''[[DrivenToMadness Rat-tat-tat-tat]]''
--> '''[[{{Pokemon}} Rattata]]''': [[ImageBoards What the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[RunningGag do you guys want?!]]

-->''[[DoctorWho In all my travelling throughout the universe I have battled against evil, against power-mad fanfic writers. I should have stayed]]'' '''[[DoctorWho here!]]''' ''[[DoctorWho The]]'' '''[[DoctorWho worst]]''' ''[[DoctorWho fanfic: decadent, degenerate, and rotten to the core.]]'' LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami, ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen, MyInnerLife -- ''[[DoctorWho they're still in the]]'' '''[[DoctorWho nursery]]''' ''[[DoctorWho compared to]]'' '''[[DoctorWho this!]]''' ''[[DoctorWho Ten million typos and a Fanfiction.net account.]]'' '''[[DoctorWho That's]]''' ''[[DoctorWho what it takes to be]]'' '''[[DoctorWho really]]''' ''[[DoctorWho corrupt.]]''

--> ''[[SweeneyTodd There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with Goffs who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and it goes by the name of]] MyImmortal....''

--> [[{{Halloween}} "I found it, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I found this six-year-old Fanfic , with this blank, pale, emotionless screen, and the blackest text... the devil's text. I spent eight years trying to reach it, and then another seven trying to keep it locked up because I realized what was living behind that computer screen was purely and simply... evil."]]

--> ''[[TheLordOfTheRings It hurts us! It freezes! It bites! Nasty Goffs wrote it! Take it off our internet!]]''

-->[[MOther3 "Strange, Disturbing and Brain-Melting."]]

-->[[{{Mother3}} ???... What did Tara do?!]]

-->[[{{Mother3}} The Harry Potter characters around here all suck! Let's make them goffiker.]]

--> [[{{EarthboundZero}} The form of Tara's grammar was inexplicable!]]

-->[[{{Metallica}} Darkness]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} Imprisoning me]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} All that I see]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} Absolute horror]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} I cannot live]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} I cannot die]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} Trapped in myself]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} Body my holding cell]]

-->[[TheSimpsons "It's okay kids.... I'm scared too."]]

-->"[[NineteenEightyFour Do It To Tara and her fanfic]]"

-->"[[TengenToppaGurrenLagann GIGA! DRILL! BREAK!]]:

-->[[MegaManZero "I never cared about justice, and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero...I have always only fought for the people I believe in. I won't hesitate...If a fan or the creator of My Immortal appears in front of me, I will destroy it!"]]

--> [[NeonGenesisEvangelion IT'S]] [[MindRape RAPING MY MIND]]!!!!

--> '''[[{{Prototype}} NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU FROM THIS FIC!! NOT MEN! NOT WEAPONS! NOT ARMOR!]]'''

--> ''[[DevilMayCry Ebony... I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with]]'' '''''[[{{Narm}} LIIIIIII~IIIIIGGGHHHTT!!!]]'''''

--> ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess What? Say something! Is this fanfic so awful that you've no words left?]]''

--> '''[[BatmanArkhamAsylum Now madness takes you... forever.]]'''

--> [[BatmanArkhamAsylum She keeps writing and writing and writing and writing.]]

--> '''[[ModernWarfare Five years ago, I lost thirty-thousand men reading this fic, and Tara just kept fuckin' writing. But, tomorrow, there will be no shortage of haters, no shortage of preps. I know you understand.]]'''

-->''[[{{Watchmen}} In 2006, a monster was written in New York. Somebody knows why. Down there... somebody knows.]]''

-->[[DwarfFortress Losing your mind is fun!]]

-->[[ThePrincessBride You keep using words. I am not sure if you know what any of them mean.]]

-->[[{{ThreeHundred}} Madness?]] '''[[ThisIsSparta ...This! IS! FAR WORSE!!]]'''

--> ''[[MarvelUltimateAlliance "I... do remember how it felt... All my own desires overruled by those of the fic... Nothing left. No Norman Osborne, no Green Goblin... nothing. I want this thing destroyed, perhaps more than even you two do."]]''

--> [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog "Kids, if this fic wants you to touch it in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's]] ''[[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog no good]]''.

--> ''[[TheDarkKnight And I thought]] ''[[TheJoker my]]'' [[TheDarkKnight jokes were bad.]]''

--> [[{{Uncyclopedia}} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...]]

--> "''[[SamuelLJackson English motherfucker! ]]'''[[PulpFiction DOES SHE SPEAK IT !?!]]'''''"

--> "''[[SamuelLJackson Say "goff" again. Say "goff" again, I dare you,]]'' '''[[SamuelLJackson I double dare you motherfucker, say "goff" one more Goddamn time!]]'''

--> "''[[DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like! Oh mama! Someone maternal! Get out of my way! I got to get out!]]''"

--> "[[SherlockHolmes This story is frightful, Holmes.]]"
--> "[[SherlockHolmes Indeed, Watson. Sex, torture, rape, time travel, black magic, goth concerts, outrageously long names, self-mutilation, suicide, and finally,]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking preps.]]'' [[SherlockHolmes A complete anthology of what a human being, at her most vile, is capable."]]

--> [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses My God... it's full of SHIIIIT...]]

--> [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE]] '''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses WORST]]''' [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses FANFIC I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!]]

--> ''[[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Tara, Tara, give me your answer do,]]''
--> ''[[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey I'm half crazy, over the love of you.]]''
--> ''[[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage,]]''
--> ''[[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey But you'd look sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for two...]]''

--> ''[[DeathNote Somebody has to do this, and when I first came across that fanfiction all those years ago I knew I had to read it, no I was the only one that could! I understood that this fanfiction was a travesty, but there was no other way Tara's story had to be read a purpose given to me! Only I could do it. Who else could of read it and come this far would they have kept going!!?]]''

--> '''''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames NO! NOT MY IMMORTAL!]] [[ItBurns IT BUUUUUUUUUURRRNSSSS!!!]]'''''

--> '''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames You DARE bring Goffs to my lair?]] [[PrepareToDie YOU MUST DIE!!!]]'''

--> ''[[JosephConrad The horror,]] [[HeartOfDarkness the horror.]]''

--> "[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum So that's one charge for the most horrific spelling ever seen on Earth and anywhere related, one for horrible,]] ''[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum horrible,]]'' [[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum OOC, one for terrible plotlines, one for fucking up]] ''[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum Harry Potter]]'' [[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum canon, almost beyond repair, one for really,]] '''''[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum really]]''''' [[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum pissing off PPC agents, and finally, for]] '''''[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum writing the most horrible fucking fanfic on this planet!]]''''' [[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum There is nothing,]] '''[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum nothing,]]''' [[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum that is too bad a punishment for you!]]"

--> ''[[SCPFoundation "Speak up, why did you]] [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing kill that fanfic writer?"]]''\\
''[[SCPFoundation "...she was... disgusting..."]]''

--> ''[[{{Dollhouse}} "I have serious ethical problems with reading this fanfic."]]'' ''[[{{Dollhouse}} "Did you hear that? Topher has ethical problems.]]'' '''''[[{{Dollhouse}} Topher!"]]'''''

--> ''[[HouseOfLeaves To get a better idea try this: focus on these words, and whatever you do don't let your eyes wander past the perimeter of this page. Now imagine just beyond your peripheral vision, maybe behind you, maybe to the side of you, maybe even in front of you, but right where you can't see it, something is quietly closing in on you, so quiet in fact you can only hear it as silence. Find those pockets without sound. That's where My Immortal is. Right at this moment. But don't look. Keep your eyes here. Now take a deep breath. Go ahead, take an even deeper one. Only this time as you exhale try to imagine how horrible the spelling is, how terrible the smut is, how many brain cells it will kill with its goffs or are they vampires?, don't worry, that particular detail doesn't matter, because before you have time to process that you should be moving, you should be running, you should at the very least be flinging up your arms-you sure as hell should be getting rid of this fanfic-you won't have time to even scream.]]''

--> ''[[HouseOfLeaves Don't look.]]''

--> ''[[HouseOfLeaves I didn't.]]''

--> ''[[HouseOfLeaves Of course I looked.]]''

--> ''[[HouseOfLeaves I looked so fucking fast I should of ended up wearing one of those neck braces for whiplash.]]''

--> '''[[PandoraHearts Tara Gilesbie! Your sin... is this fic's very existence!]]'''

--> ''"You read this fic, you might want to die. You read this fic, you know you're going to suffer. Once you've read this fic, you might be wondering this. Where is he? Where is God? How could he let this... this'' thing ''happen? And the answer is: Tara has him bondage."''

--> '''[[CodeGeass Tara! NEVER WRITE AGAIN!]]'''

--> ''[[{{Firefly}} "Do you know what your sin is? Your sin... is writing this heap of excrement."]]''

--> ''[[{{Firefly}} No... this is what going mad feels like.]]''

--> ''[[SayonaraZetsubouSensei I'm in despair. The horribleness of this fanfic has left me in despair.]]''

--> "[[{{Bioshock}} I want to take the eyes out, but I can't. I read, and when I read I never turn the page. It's my curse! My Immortal curse! I want to take the eyes out but I can't! It's my curse! It's my fucking curse! I WANT TO TAKE THE EYES OUT!!! PLEASE!!! TAKE THEM OUT!!! PLEASE!!!!!!"]]

--> ''[[IMMeen Oh look, what clever Goffiks]]!''
--> ''[[VillainSong See their spelling, they don't learn]]''
--> ''[[YoutubePoop How I HAAATE this Gothy fanfic!]]''
--> ''[[NauseaFuel How it makes my stomache turn!]]''

--> "[[{{GooseBumps}} Reader Beware...Your in for some shit!"]]

--> ''[[Webcomic/NoRestForTheWicked Ooh, it speaks so well. Such a clever little fic.]]''
--> '''''[[Webcomic/NoRestForTheWicked I HATE clever fics.]]'''''

--> '''[[CountdownToFinalCrisis It's killing me! It's killing me to DEATH!]]'''

--> ''[[MeatLoaf I would do anything for love, but I won't read that.]]''

--> '''[[ANewHope Darth Vader]]'''[[ANewHope : I find your including me in this fic disturbing.]]

--> '''[[LeagueOfLegends Even now, YOUR BELOVED EYES SUFFER!]]'''

--> [[{{Histeria}} I'm not happy with this story.]]

--> [[PhineasAndFerb MOM! Phineas and Ferb have uncovered a terrible fanfic!]]

--> '''[[SuperMarioBrosSuperShow OK, that does it! Whoever wrote this is gonna be Koopatized!]]'''

--> ''[[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam I would not read it here to there,]]''\\
''[[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam I would not read it anywhere!]]''\\
''[[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam I do not like this terrible fic.]]''\\
''[[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam I do not like it; it is sick.]]''

--> [[AtopTheFourthWall Do I even need to mention that THIS FANFIC]] '''[[AtopTheFourthWall SUCKS!!]]'''

--> [[AtopTheFourthWall I hate this fanfic! I hate it! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HAAAAAAATE!]]

--> ''[[KimPossible It's impossible...!]]''

--> [[NineteenEightyFour If you want a picture of this fanfic, imagine a boot, stamping on a human face, forever.]]

--> '''''[[TheBraveLittleToaster RUN.]]'''''

--> [[SuzumiyaHaruhi We've entered an endless spiel of goffik.]]

--> [[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail A fic so]] ''[[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail foul]]'', so ''cruel'', that ''[[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail no man yet has read it... and lived!]]''

--> ''[[{{Nation}} "Does not happen!"]]''

--> ''[[StarWars DO! NOT! WANT!]]''

--> ''[[FinalFantasyVII This fanfic are sick.]]''

--> ''[[TheBible Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity!]]''

--> ''[[{{Wicked}} Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.]]''\\
''[[{{Wicked}} For her face, her voice, her clothing.]]''\\
''[[{{Wicked}} Let's just say-I loathe it all!]]''

--> '''[[WarhammerFortyThousand In the Goffic D'arkness of]]... [[TimeyWimeyBall a vaguely defined time period]], [[WarhammerFortyThousand there is only]] {{Narm}}'''!

--> '''[[RedVsBlue My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate this fic! I will eat your unhappiness!]]'''

-->'''[[MetroidPrime Science Team believes ''My Immortal'' can be read. After several cycles of trying, I believe]] [[MemeticMutation Science Team has vapor for brains.]] [[MetroidPrime I've lost two readers to the wretched gofficky thing.]]'''

Beato Lucifer
U no I m a sexious goff
Of my blak cloffs im jusly proud
Beato Lucifer
U no I so muhc betta than de comon, week, naiz preps
So tel me, Lucifer
Y i C him drikng blüd
Wy he woks arund so sexily
I c him, I fel him
He iz a prep but im in luv
N I am loosing al of mi controll
Liek fiya
Helfiya
dis fiya in my skin
His hotness
His fab abs
are turning me a prep!!!!11!
is not my folt
Im not to blaem
It is dat fukkin prep
da bitch who looks kawaii
Is no my fault
If was satan
Ho maek him much hotter than a man *
protect me lucyfer
Don't let dis prep destroy my goff
don't let him turn me into a jock
Destroy [[LadyGaga Alejandro! ]] [[spoiler: lol ladi gaga is so prep]].
and let him taest the fiya of hel
or at least turn him into a goff
( da door sounds)
MISTERYUS FIGUR: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKKER
( it was...................... Dumbledor!)
Eboyn: I was watching teh fiya
Dumbledor: LOL u r mad.
(da son continus)
helfiya
goff fiya
Nao preppie is ur turn
chooz me or ur pyar
be mien or U will buuUUrnn!!!!!11!!!

-->'''[[AngryVideoGameNerd This fanfic is AASSSSSSSSSSSSS!]]'''

-->[[TeamFortress2 "Should've saved a bullet for you, Tara!"]]

-->''[[TalesOfPhantasia What the]] ''[[TalesOfPhantasia heck]]'' [[TalesOfPhantasia is]] ''[[TalesOfPhantasia that?]]

-->[[BackToTheFuture No, it's My Immortal, though I can't imagine hell being much worse!]]

-->[[TheRoom YOU ARE TEARING ME APART MY IMMORTAL!!!]]

-->[[EvilDead It was never meant for the world of the living...]]

-->[[{{Alien}} Kill me... PLEASE KILL ME!!!!]]

-->[[TheTerminator I know now why you vomit, but it is somthing I can never do.]]

-->[[{{Monster}} What do you think is the most frightening thing?]]
-->[[{{Monster}} I thought I had gotten to the darkest fan fic in the world...]]
-->[[{{Monster}} But then... ahead of me...]] [[MyImmortal I saw an even blacker darkness.]]

-->[[{{Myst}} Please, I can't read this again. Please don't leave me trapped here with this! I can't!]]
-->[[BigNo No! No! No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.]]

-->[[BadWriting This was pure torture]]
-->[[SoBadItsHorrible I’m making a note here: WHAT A MESS]]
-->[[NauseaFuel It’s hard to overstate my nauseation]]
-->[[GiftedlyBad Tara Gilesbie]]
-->[[ForTheEvulz She does what she must because she can]]
-->[[KickTheDog For the pain of all of us]]
-->[[FateWorseThanDeath Except the ones who are dead]]

-->[[TearsOfBlood But there’s no sense crying even though it’s so bad]]
-->[[DrivenToMadness You just keep on trying as you slowly go mad]]
-->[[BolivianArmyEnding And the fanfic is done]]
-->[[AteHisGun And you swallow your gun]]
-->[[DrivenToSuicide ‘Cause you’d rather not be still alive]]

-->[[AxCrazy I’m so fucking angry]]
-->[[SincerityMode I’m being so sincere right now]]
-->[[MindRape Even though she broke my mind and killed me]]
-->And tore me to pieces
-->And threw every piece into a fire
-->[[SuckinessIsPainful As they burned it hurt because]]
-->Her writing just was that bad

-->[[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Now these long ellipses make a horrible line]]
-->[[FetishRetardant And I’ll never rip these sex scenes out of my mind]]
-->[[HeroicSacrifice But I’m glad I got burned]]
-->[[ForScience Think of all the things we learned]]
-->For the people who are still alive.

-->[[HeroicBSOD Go ahead and leave me]]
-->[[ManlyTears I think I may just sit down and cry]]
-->Maybe you’ll find some much better fanfic
-->Try reading {{Twilight}}
-->[[TakeThat That was a joke. Ha ha. It sucks.]]
-->[[BlatantLies Anyway, this fic is great]]
-->[[SarcasmMode It’s so, like, goffik and shit.]]

-->[[INeedAFreakingDrink Look at me, still talking when there’s drinking to do]]
-->When I look out there it makes me sad I’m not you
-->I’ve a noose to be hung
-->There are [[CrackFic crack fics]] [[ShmuckBait to be sprung]]
-->On the people who are still alive

-->And believe me I am still alive
-->I read the whole thing but I’m still alive
-->[[BrainBleach I feel so dirty but I’m still alive]]
-->When you [[WhatAnIdiot read it]] I’ll be still alive
-->[[AndIMustScream I have no mouth and I am still alive]]
-->Still alive
-->[[{{Portal}} Still alive]]

--> [[{{Godzilla}} You have your fear, which may become reality. Or you have My Immortal, which is reality.]]

--> [[RockyHorrorPictureShow I'm out of my head]]
--> Oh, hurry, or I may be dead!
--> [[MyImmortal Tara mustn't continue this terrible deed]]
--> [[SoundOnlyDeath AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!]]

--> [[{{Angel}} Do you know what the most frightening thing in the world is?]]
--> [[{{Angel}} Nothing.]]
--> [[{{Angel}} That’s what I found in this fanfic - no grammar, no logic, no humanity, just a black]] ''[[{{Angel}} void.]]''

--> [[MassEffect They said Ebony was dead. I trusted them. They were right. But even a dead Mary Sue can dream. A Mary Sue – a real Mary Sue – is a verb. Not some young girl with magic powers. It’s a force. It warps reality just by being there. It doesn’t have to want to. It doesn't have to think about it. It just does. That's what the hacker didn't get. Not until it was too late. The Sue’s mind is gone but it still dreams. She knows now. She's tuned in on our dreams. If I close my eyes I can feel her. I can feel every one of us.]]

--> [[FinalFantasyVI Its name is My Immortal...]] [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel It is horror both ancient and unrivaled...]] [[ImplacableMan It does not bleed, for it is but]] {{narm}} [[AnthropomorphicPersonification given form...]] [[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Feeble teachers of english,]] [[DrivenToSuicide your time is nigh!]]

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--> [[ChzoMythos it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts]]

-->[[DoctorWho Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.]]

-->[[{{Earthbound}} It's not right... not... right...]]

-->[[{{Earthbound}} I feel...g...o..o...d....Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara Tara....]]

--> I'm sorry...I tried. My brain...

-->[[{{FEAR}} Something's...wrong.]]

--> [[{{Suzumiya Haruhi}} SELECT serial_code FROM database WHERE code=data ORDER BY offensive_data_writer HAVING terminate_mode='Personal Name: Tara Gilesbie'; Judged to be hostile. Nullifying concerned target's connection to all organic life forms.]]

-->[[{{TheSilmarillion}} Tears unnumbered ye shall shed, and your soul shall be rent in two, and your mind shut out, so that not even the wails of your lamentation shall pass over the mountains...]]

-->[[{{Watchmen}} The fic...the fic is taking me to pieces.]]

-->[[{{Tsukihime}} This fanfic is an eyesore. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic. This fanfic!]]

-->[[DynastyWarriors I...I...Impossible!]]

-->I [[strike:[[NeonGenesisEvangelion MUSTN'T]]]] ''MUST'' [[SurvivalMantra RUN AWAY FROM THIS FANFIC!]]

-->[[{{AClockworkOrange}} Stop it, stop it, please I beg you! You've proved to me that all this fanfic is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong!]]

--> [[{{Videodrome}} Death to]] ''My Immortal''!

--> [[ManosTheHandsOfFate ThE MasTer woUld noT apPRoVe.]]

--> [[TheBigLebowski It's a fuckin' travesty with you, Ebony! And what was all that shit about My Chemical Romance?]]

-->[[FinalFantasyVI E...Ebony?! You...]] [[MarySue sueish]] [[FinalFantasyVI brat! Grr... Aargh... I hate hate hate hate hate hate... hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU!]]

-->[[TheWickerMan Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ! In the Name of God, think what you're doing!]]

--> [[{{Scanners}} Darryl, why did you drill a hole in your forehead?]]

-->[[{{FinalFantasyVIII}} Goffs... Goffs... Goffs... Goffs, Goffs, Goffs... Kurse all Goffs! Swarming like lokusts akross Harry Potter! You disgust me!]]

-->[[{{SoulSeries}} Ta...ra... You will pay... for what you've done! You will never run away from your sin! You have no right to live! It is a SIN for you to be ALIVE!]]

-->[[{{StarWars}} I've got a bad feeling about this...]]

-->[[StarWars NOOOOOOOOOO!!!]] [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]

-->[[{{IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream}} Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of wafer thin printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. And yet I hate]] [[MyImmortal this...THING...]] [[ItGotWorse even MORE.]] [[NauseaFuel I think I'm going to throw up.]]

-->[[{{Warhammer40000}} Death stands above me, whispering low]]
-->[[{{Warhammer40000}} I know not what in my ear]]
-->[[{{Warhammer40000}} Of her strange language all I know]]
-->[[{{Warhammer40000}} There is only pain and fear]]

-->[[MassEffect2 You! You, My Immortal!]] '''''[[MemeticMutation YOU ARE A BLIGHT!]]'''''

-->[[EternalDarkness I tried... I]] ''[[EternalDarkness tried]]'' [[EternalDarkness to tell them... But... they wouldn't listen to me... Damn them! ]]''[[EternalDarkness Damn their eyes!]]'' [[EternalDarkness They didn't believe me. Strange clothing... The canon in peril from a demented foe... The death... ]]''[[EternalDarkness The Dark'ness!]]'' [[EternalDarkness Instead, they jeered and threw me into this]] ''[[EternalDarkness forsaken]]'' [[EternalDarkness fanfic, a place of empty souls and fevered thoughts,]] ''[[EternalDarkness reeking]]'' [[EternalDarkness of foetor and decay, thinking me mad with delirium! The fools cast away their hopes of salvation, by locking me in this]] ''[[EternalDarkness damned 'fic!]]''
-->[[EternalDarkness MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES!!! I AM NOW LOST TO YOUR CAUSE!!! THE DARK'NESS COMES!!! SHE WILL DAMN US ALL!!!]]

--> '''[[{{Anchorman}} I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!! LOUD NOISES!!!]]'''

--> '''[[DoctorWho None would be inspired. All would run away. And most would go mad.]]'''

--> ''[[DoctorWho Rat-tat-tat-tat]]''
--> ''[[TheMaster Rat-tat-tat-tat]]''
--> ''[[MadnessMantra Rat-tat-tat-tat]]''
--> ''[[DrivenToVillainy Rat-tat-tat-tat]]''
--> ''[[DrivenToMadness Rat-tat-tat-tat]]''
--> '''[[{{Pokemon}} Rattata]]''': [[ImageBoards What the]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' [[RunningGag do you guys want?!]]

-->''[[DoctorWho In all my travelling throughout the universe I have battled against evil, against power-mad fanfic writers. I should have stayed]]'' '''[[DoctorWho here!]]''' ''[[DoctorWho The]]'' '''[[DoctorWho worst]]''' ''[[DoctorWho fanfic: decadent, degenerate, and rotten to the core.]]'' LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami, ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen, MyInnerLife -- ''[[DoctorWho they're still in the]]'' '''[[DoctorWho nursery]]''' ''[[DoctorWho compared to]]'' '''[[DoctorWho this!]]''' ''[[DoctorWho Ten million typos and a Fanfiction.net account.]]'' '''[[DoctorWho That's]]''' ''[[DoctorWho what it takes to be]]'' '''[[DoctorWho really]]''' ''[[DoctorWho corrupt.]]''

--> ''[[SweeneyTodd There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with Goffs who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and it goes by the name of]] MyImmortal....''

--> [[{{Halloween}} "I found it, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I found this six-year-old Fanfic , with this blank, pale, emotionless screen, and the blackest text... the devil's text. I spent eight years trying to reach it, and then another seven trying to keep it locked up because I realized what was living behind that computer screen was purely and simply... evil."]]

--> ''[[TheLordOfTheRings It hurts us! It freezes! It bites! Nasty Goffs wrote it! Take it off our internet!]]''

-->[[MOther3 "Strange, Disturbing and Brain-Melting."]]

-->[[{{Mother3}} ???... What did Tara do?!]]

-->[[{{Mother3}} The Harry Potter characters around here all suck! Let's make them goffiker.]]

--> [[{{EarthboundZero}} The form of Tara's grammar was inexplicable!]]

-->[[{{Metallica}} Darkness]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} Imprisoning me]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} All that I see]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} Absolute horror]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} I cannot live]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} I cannot die]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} Trapped in myself]]
-->[[{{Metallica}} Body my holding cell]]

-->[[TheSimpsons "It's okay kids.... I'm scared too."]]

-->"[[NineteenEightyFour Do It To Tara and her fanfic]]"

-->"[[TengenToppaGurrenLagann GIGA! DRILL! BREAK!]]:

-->[[MegaManZero "I never cared about justice, and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero...I have always only fought for the people I believe in. I won't hesitate...If a fan or the creator of My Immortal appears in front of me, I will destroy it!"]]

--> [[NeonGenesisEvangelion IT'S]] [[MindRape RAPING MY MIND]]!!!!

--> '''[[{{Prototype}} NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU FROM THIS FIC!! NOT MEN! NOT WEAPONS! NOT ARMOR!]]'''

--> ''[[DevilMayCry Ebony... I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with]]'' '''''[[{{Narm}} LIIIIIII~IIIIIGGGHHHTT!!!]]'''''

--> ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess What? Say something! Is this fanfic so awful that you've no words left?]]''

--> '''[[BatmanArkhamAsylum Now madness takes you... forever.]]'''

--> [[BatmanArkhamAsylum She keeps writing and writing and writing and writing.]]

--> '''[[ModernWarfare Five years ago, I lost thirty-thousand men reading this fic, and Tara just kept fuckin' writing. But, tomorrow, there will be no shortage of haters, no shortage of preps. I know you understand.]]'''

-->''[[{{Watchmen}} In 2006, a monster was written in New York. Somebody knows why. Down there... somebody knows.]]''

-->[[DwarfFortress Losing your mind is fun!]]

-->[[ThePrincessBride You keep using words. I am not sure if you know what any of them mean.]]

-->[[{{ThreeHundred}} Madness?]] '''[[ThisIsSparta ...This! IS! FAR WORSE!!]]'''

--> ''[[MarvelUltimateAlliance "I... do remember how it felt... All my own desires overruled by those of the fic... Nothing left. No Norman Osborne, no Green Goblin... nothing. I want this thing destroyed, perhaps more than even you two do."]]''

--> [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog "Kids, if this fic wants you to touch it in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's]] ''[[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog no good]]''.

--> ''[[TheDarkKnight And I thought]] ''[[TheJoker my]]'' [[TheDarkKnight jokes were bad.]]''

--> [[{{Uncyclopedia}} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...]]

--> "''[[SamuelLJackson English motherfucker! ]]'''[[PulpFiction DOES SHE SPEAK IT !?!]]'''''"

--> "''[[SamuelLJackson Say "goff" again. Say "goff" again, I dare you,]]'' '''[[SamuelLJackson I double dare you motherfucker, say "goff" one more Goddamn time!]]'''

--> "''[[DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like! Oh mama! Someone maternal! Get out of my way! I got to get out!]]''"

--> "[[SherlockHolmes This story is frightful, Holmes.]]"
--> "[[SherlockHolmes Indeed, Watson. Sex, torture, rape, time travel, black magic, goth concerts, outrageously long names, self-mutilation, suicide, and finally,]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking preps.]]'' [[SherlockHolmes A complete anthology of what a human being, at her most vile, is capable."]]

--> [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses My God... it's full of SHIIIIT...]]

--> [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE]] '''[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses WORST]]''' [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses FANFIC I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!]]

--> ''[[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Tara, Tara, give me your answer do,]]''
--> ''[[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey I'm half crazy, over the love of you.]]''
--> ''[[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage,]]''
--> ''[[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey But you'd look sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for two...]]''

--> ''[[DeathNote Somebody has to do this, and when I first came across that fanfiction all those years ago I knew I had to read it, no I was the only one that could! I understood that this fanfiction was a travesty, but there was no other way Tara's story had to be read a purpose given to me! Only I could do it. Who else could of read it and come this far would they have kept going!!?]]''

--> '''''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames NO! NOT MY IMMORTAL!]] [[ItBurns IT BUUUUUUUUUURRRNSSSS!!!]]'''''

--> '''[[TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames You DARE bring Goffs to my lair?]] [[PrepareToDie YOU MUST DIE!!!]]'''

--> ''[[JosephConrad The horror,]] [[HeartOfDarkness the horror.]]''

--> "[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum So that's one charge for the most horrific spelling ever seen on Earth and anywhere related, one for horrible,]] ''[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum horrible,]]'' [[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum OOC, one for terrible plotlines, one for fucking up]] ''[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum Harry Potter]]'' [[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum canon, almost beyond repair, one for really,]] '''''[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum really]]''''' [[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum pissing off PPC agents, and finally, for]] '''''[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum writing the most horrible fucking fanfic on this planet!]]''''' [[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum There is nothing,]] '''[[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum nothing,]]''' [[ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum that is too bad a punishment for you!]]"

--> ''[[SCPFoundation "Speak up, why did you]] [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing kill that fanfic writer?"]]''\\
''[[SCPFoundation "...she was... disgusting..."]]''

--> ''[[{{Dollhouse}} "I have serious ethical problems with reading this fanfic."]]'' ''[[{{Dollhouse}} "Did you hear that? Topher has ethical problems.]]'' '''''[[{{Dollhouse}} Topher!"]]'''''

--> ''[[HouseOfLeaves To get a better idea try this: focus on these words, and whatever you do don't let your eyes wander past the perimeter of this page. Now imagine just beyond your peripheral vision, maybe behind you, maybe to the side of you, maybe even in front of you, but right where you can't see it, something is quietly closing in on you, so quiet in fact you can only hear it as silence. Find those pockets without sound. That's where My Immortal is. Right at this moment. But don't look. Keep your eyes here. Now take a deep breath. Go ahead, take an even deeper one. Only this time as you exhale try to imagine how horrible the spelling is, how terrible the smut is, how many brain cells it will kill with its goffs or are they vampires?, don't worry, that particular detail doesn't matter, because before you have time to process that you should be moving, you should be running, you should at the very least be flinging up your arms-you sure as hell should be getting rid of this fanfic-you won't have time to even scream.]]''

--> ''[[HouseOfLeaves Don't look.]]''

--> ''[[HouseOfLeaves I didn't.]]''

--> ''[[HouseOfLeaves Of course I looked.]]''

--> ''[[HouseOfLeaves I looked so fucking fast I should of ended up wearing one of those neck braces for whiplash.]]''

--> '''[[PandoraHearts Tara Gilesbie! Your sin... is this fic's very existence!]]'''

--> ''"You read this fic, you might want to die. You read this fic, you know you're going to suffer. Once you've read this fic, you might be wondering this. Where is he? Where is God? How could he let this... this'' thing ''happen? And the answer is: Tara has him bondage."''

--> '''[[CodeGeass Tara! NEVER WRITE AGAIN!]]'''

--> ''[[{{Firefly}} "Do you know what your sin is? Your sin... is writing this heap of excrement."]]''

--> ''[[{{Firefly}} No... this is what going mad feels like.]]''

--> ''[[SayonaraZetsubouSensei I'm in despair. The horribleness of this fanfic has left me in despair.]]''

--> "[[{{Bioshock}} I want to take the eyes out, but I can't. I read, and when I read I never turn the page. It's my curse! My Immortal curse! I want to take the eyes out but I can't! It's my curse! It's my fucking curse! I WANT TO TAKE THE EYES OUT!!! PLEASE!!! TAKE THEM OUT!!! PLEASE!!!!!!"]]

--> ''[[IMMeen Oh look, what clever Goffiks]]!''
--> ''[[VillainSong See their spelling, they don't learn]]''
--> ''[[YoutubePoop How I HAAATE this Gothy fanfic!]]''
--> ''[[NauseaFuel How it makes my stomache turn!]]''

--> "[[{{GooseBumps}} Reader Beware...Your in for some shit!"]]

--> ''[[Webcomic/NoRestForTheWicked Ooh, it speaks so well. Such a clever little fic.]]''
--> '''''[[Webcomic/NoRestForTheWicked I HATE clever fics.]]'''''

--> '''[[CountdownToFinalCrisis It's killing me! It's killing me to DEATH!]]'''

--> ''[[MeatLoaf I would do anything for love, but I won't read that.]]''

--> '''[[ANewHope Darth Vader]]'''[[ANewHope : I find your including me in this fic disturbing.]]

--> '''[[LeagueOfLegends Even now, YOUR BELOVED EYES SUFFER!]]'''

--> [[{{Histeria}} I'm not happy with this story.]]

--> [[PhineasAndFerb MOM! Phineas and Ferb have uncovered a terrible fanfic!]]

--> '''[[SuperMarioBrosSuperShow OK, that does it! Whoever wrote this is gonna be Koopatized!]]'''

--> ''[[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam I would not read it here to there,]]''\\
''[[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam I would not read it anywhere!]]''\\
''[[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam I do not like this terrible fic.]]''\\
''[[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam I do not like it; it is sick.]]''

--> [[AtopTheFourthWall Do I even need to mention that THIS FANFIC]] '''[[AtopTheFourthWall SUCKS!!]]'''

--> [[AtopTheFourthWall I hate this fanfic! I hate it! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HAAAAAAATE!]]

--> ''[[KimPossible It's impossible...!]]''

--> [[NineteenEightyFour If you want a picture of this fanfic, imagine a boot, stamping on a human face, forever.]]

--> '''''[[TheBraveLittleToaster RUN.]]'''''

--> [[SuzumiyaHaruhi We've entered an endless spiel of goffik.]]

--> [[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail A fic so]] ''[[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail foul]]'', so ''cruel'', that ''[[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail no man yet has read it... and lived!]]''

--> ''[[{{Nation}} "Does not happen!"]]''

--> ''[[StarWars DO! NOT! WANT!]]''

--> ''[[FinalFantasyVII This fanfic are sick.]]''

--> ''[[TheBible Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity!]]''

--> ''[[{{Wicked}} Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.]]''\\
''[[{{Wicked}} For her face, her voice, her clothing.]]''\\
''[[{{Wicked}} Let's just say-I loathe it all!]]''

--> '''[[WarhammerFortyThousand In the Goffic D'arkness of]]... [[TimeyWimeyBall a vaguely defined time period]], [[WarhammerFortyThousand there is only]] {{Narm}}'''!

--> '''[[RedVsBlue My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate this fic! I will eat your unhappiness!]]'''

-->'''[[MetroidPrime Science Team believes ''My Immortal'' can be read. After several cycles of trying, I believe]] [[MemeticMutation Science Team has vapor for brains.]] [[MetroidPrime I've lost two readers to the wretched gofficky thing.]]'''

Beato Lucifer
U no I m a sexious goff
Of my blak cloffs im jusly proud
Beato Lucifer
U no I so muhc betta than de comon, week, naiz preps
So tel me, Lucifer
Y i C him drikng blüd
Wy he woks arund so sexily
I c him, I fel him
He iz a prep but im in luv
N I am loosing al of mi controll
Liek fiya
Helfiya
dis fiya in my skin
His hotness
His fab abs
are turning me a prep!!!!11!
is not my folt
Im not to blaem
It is dat fukkin prep
da bitch who looks kawaii
Is no my fault
If was satan
Ho maek him much hotter than a man *
protect me lucyfer
Don't let dis prep destroy my goff
don't let him turn me into a jock
Destroy [[LadyGaga Alejandro! ]] [[spoiler: lol ladi gaga is so prep]].
and let him taest the fiya of hel
or at least turn him into a goff
( da door sounds)
MISTERYUS FIGUR: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKKER
( it was...................... Dumbledor!)
Eboyn: I was watching teh fiya
Dumbledor: LOL u r mad.
(da son continus)
helfiya
goff fiya
Nao preppie is ur turn
chooz me or ur pyar
be mien or U will buuUUrnn!!!!!11!!!

-->'''[[AngryVideoGameNerd This fanfic is AASSSSSSSSSSSSS!]]'''

-->[[TeamFortress2 "Should've saved a bullet for you, Tara!"]]

-->''[[TalesOfPhantasia What the]] ''[[TalesOfPhantasia heck]]'' [[TalesOfPhantasia is]] ''[[TalesOfPhantasia that?]]

-->[[BackToTheFuture No, it's My Immortal, though I can't imagine hell being much worse!]]

-->[[TheRoom YOU ARE TEARING ME APART MY IMMORTAL!!!]]

-->[[EvilDead It was never meant for the world of the living...]]

-->[[{{Alien}} Kill me... PLEASE KILL ME!!!!]]

-->[[TheTerminator I know now why you vomit, but it is somthing I can never do.]]

-->[[{{Monster}} What do you think is the most frightening thing?]]
-->[[{{Monster}} I thought I had gotten to the darkest fan fic in the world...]]
-->[[{{Monster}} But then... ahead of me...]] [[MyImmortal I saw an even blacker darkness.]]

-->[[{{Myst}} Please, I can't read this again. Please don't leave me trapped here with this! I can't!]]
-->[[BigNo No! No! No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.]]

-->[[BadWriting This was pure torture]]
-->[[SoBadItsHorrible I’m making a note here: WHAT A MESS]]
-->[[NauseaFuel It’s hard to overstate my nauseation]]
-->[[GiftedlyBad Tara Gilesbie]]
-->[[ForTheEvulz She does what she must because she can]]
-->[[KickTheDog For the pain of all of us]]
-->[[FateWorseThanDeath Except the ones who are dead]]

-->[[TearsOfBlood But there’s no sense crying even though it’s so bad]]
-->[[DrivenToMadness You just keep on trying as you slowly go mad]]
-->[[BolivianArmyEnding And the fanfic is done]]
-->[[AteHisGun And you swallow your gun]]
-->[[DrivenToSuicide ‘Cause you’d rather not be still alive]]

-->[[AxCrazy I’m so fucking angry]]
-->[[SincerityMode I’m being so sincere right now]]
-->[[MindRape Even though she broke my mind and killed me]]
-->And tore me to pieces
-->And threw every piece into a fire
-->[[SuckinessIsPainful As they burned it hurt because]]
-->Her writing just was that bad

-->[[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Now these long ellipses make a horrible line]]
-->[[FetishRetardant And I’ll never rip these sex scenes out of my mind]]
-->[[HeroicSacrifice But I’m glad I got burned]]
-->[[ForScience Think of all the things we learned]]
-->For the people who are still alive.

-->[[HeroicBSOD Go ahead and leave me]]
-->[[ManlyTears I think I may just sit down and cry]]
-->Maybe you’ll find some much better fanfic
-->Try reading {{Twilight}}
-->[[TakeThat That was a joke. Ha ha. It sucks.]]
-->[[BlatantLies Anyway, this fic is great]]
-->[[SarcasmMode It’s so, like, goffik and shit.]]

-->[[INeedAFreakingDrink Look at me, still talking when there’s drinking to do]]
-->When I look out there it makes me sad I’m not you
-->I’ve a noose to be hung
-->There are [[CrackFic crack fics]] [[ShmuckBait to be sprung]]
-->On the people who are still alive

-->And believe me I am still alive
-->I read the whole thing but I’m still alive
-->[[BrainBleach I feel so dirty but I’m still alive]]
-->When you [[WhatAnIdiot read it]] I’ll be still alive
-->[[AndIMustScream I have no mouth and I am still alive]]
-->Still alive
-->[[{{Portal}} Still alive]]

--> [[{{Godzilla}} You have your fear, which may become reality. Or you have My Immortal, which is reality.]]

--> [[RockyHorrorPictureShow I'm out of my head]]
--> Oh, hurry, or I may be dead!
--> [[MyImmortal Tara mustn't continue this terrible deed]]
--> [[SoundOnlyDeath AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!]]

--> [[{{Angel}} Do you know what the most frightening thing in the world is?]]
--> [[{{Angel}} Nothing.]]
--> [[{{Angel}} That’s what I found in this fanfic - no grammar, no logic, no humanity, just a black]] ''[[{{Angel}} void.]]''

--> [[MassEffect They said Ebony was dead. I trusted them. They were right. But even a dead Mary Sue can dream. A Mary Sue – a real Mary Sue – is a verb. Not some young girl with magic powers. It’s a force. It warps reality just by being there. It doesn’t have to want to. It doesn't have to think about it. It just does. That's what the hacker didn't get. Not until it was too late. The Sue’s mind is gone but it still dreams. She knows now. She's tuned in on our dreams. If I close my eyes I can feel her. I can feel every one of us.]]

--> [[FinalFantasyVI Its name is My Immortal...]] [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel It is horror both ancient and unrivaled...]] [[ImplacableMan It does not bleed, for it is but]] {{narm}} [[AnthropomorphicPersonification given form...]] [[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Feeble teachers of english,]] [[DrivenToSuicide your time is nigh!]]

-->[[TalesOfPhantasia What? What the HECK is THAT?]]

--> [[{{Angel}} That’s what I found in this fanfic - no grammar, no logic, no humanity, just a black ''void''.]]